Why it sucks to be Kuseru Satsujin

The Galactus Kid · Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:11 am

Misfit KotLD wrote:Except he's really Kevin Simbieda.

um...NO.

Marrowlight · Unread post by **Marrowlight** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:17 am

Misfit KotLD wrote:
The Galactus Kid wrote:
Misfit KotLD wrote:Except he's really Kevin Simbieda.

um...NO.

Um, hi. I must be new here since I didn't just make that joke.

You look new to me. Are you sure this isn't your first day?

Nekira Sudacne · Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:29 am

Misfit KotLD wrote:
Marrowlight wrote:
Misfit KotLD wrote:
The Galactus Kid wrote:
Misfit KotLD wrote:Except he's really Kevin Simbieda.

um...NO.

Um, hi. I must be new here since I didn't just make that joke.

You look new to me. Are you sure this isn't your first day?

I'm not sure. It was dark when I was born. Maybe it was last night.

RainOfSteel · Unread post by **RainOfSteel** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:18 am

"I have to help manage Forums of the Megaverse, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt signed by all the PB staff . . ." ~ Kuseru Satsujin

:fool:

Marrowlight · Unread post by **Marrowlight** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:23 pm

Kikkoman wrote:I'd like to see a good fan RCC of a seiyajin. I'm guessing something like a Cosmo Knight without being a Cosmo Knight. As in something man sized that can fly through space and blow stuff up

Good luck - it's break almost every rule Palladium has ever dreamed of to do it.

Shawn Merrow · Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:58 pm

Arcanus wrote:Who the heck is Kuseru Satsujin!?! What book is he in???

He is one of the mods for the boards.

Spectre · Unread post by **Spectre** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:10 pm

You forgot the regular oil and hydraulic matinence.

Marrowlight · Unread post by **Marrowlight** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:51 pm

RoadWarriorFWaNK wrote:"Urotsukidoji"
Legend of the Overfiend.
One of the few anime that doesn't make me want to vomit my kidneys. Once you get past the freaky demon sex, there's actually a good story and some rad action scenes.

Now did you just know that or did you google it? congrats if you remembered how to spell it off the top of your head.

Guest · Unread post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:13 pm

Arcanus wrote:Who the heck is Kuseru Satsujin!?! What book is he in???

"He's the Bad Ass Ninja of the Palladium boards
Like Palladium's Answer to Shaft."-Rift Jumper

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:00 pm

Shawn Merrow wrote:
Arcanus wrote:Who the heck is Kuseru Satsujin!?! What book is he in???

He is one of the mods for the boards.

See that guy standing behind you with the super-sized Rune Mallet? Him.

Jesterzzn · Unread post by **Jesterzzn** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:27 am

Arcanus wrote:Who the heck is Kuseru Satsujin!?! What book is he in???

He's the ninja that robbed the Steak & Shake a few months ago. I checked the Kuseru rumor control, and he doesn't deny it.

Guest · Unread post by **Guest** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:36 pm

Mephisto wrote:10.Rune Katanas
9. Lack of support for Ninjas and Superspies
8. Four + different versions of W.P. Blunt
7. Overcooked Soba
6. Debating with idiots on the Rifts Board
5. Bad fan OCC's of Jedi
4. Bad fan RCC's of Saiyins
3. Sho Kusagi
2. Kevin's lack of understanding of Chi
1. Migraines. Oh the migraines.

Actually that list should read:

10. Overcooked Udon
9. Bad Fan OCCs
8. Bad Fan RCCs
7. Sho Kusagi
6. Four+ different versions of "Chi Conversions"
5. Migrains. Oh the migraines.
4. Reading stuff written by idiots on the Palladium Message Boards
3. Kevin's lack of understanding of Chi
2. Lack of support for Ninjas & Superspies
1. "Rune Katanas"

Guest · Unread post by **Guest** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:15 pm

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BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:30 pm

He's actually an avatar of Thraxus.

Trooper Jim · Unread post by **Trooper Jim** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:32 am

Why Sho Kasugi?

Borast · Unread post by **Borast** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:58 am

Arcanus wrote:Who the heck is Kuseru Satsujin!?! What book is he in???

The book you're reading as you read this post.

Trooper Jim · Unread post by **Trooper Jim** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:57 am

Sightblinder wrote:
Mephisto wrote: 3. Sho Kusagi

Terry Bogard could whoop him any day IMO.

Except Sho Kasugi is a REAL person. Not a video game character. That would be like claiming Solid Snake could kick Richard Marchinko's ass. I am not defending Sho in any way I am just curious why he was mentioned?

Dead Boy · Unread post by **Dead Boy** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:14 am

Sightblinder wrote:
Trooper Jim wrote:
Sightblinder wrote:
Mephisto wrote: 3. Sho Kusagi

Terry Bogard could whoop him any day IMO.

Except Sho Kasugi is a REAL person. Not a video game character. That would be like claiming Solid Snake could kick Richard Marchinko's ass. I am not defending Sho in any way I am just curious why he was mentioned?

Except that:

A. Its posted as Sho Kusagi not Sho Kasugi....whomever that is...

B. I read it quickly and brain farted it as Sho Kusanagi....you know, one of the main characters from KOF....

Sho Kasugi... is that the guy from those old "Enter the Ninja" movies? And if that is who make that list ... I don't get it. Why whout that make the "Top 10 Sucks to be Kuseru" list?

Sentinel · Unread post by **Sentinel** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:38 pm

Actually, the mans' name is Sho Kosugi.

Glistam · Unread post by **Glistam** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:49 pm

#11: Having to listen to people needlessly butcher Japanese names.

Guest · Unread post by **Guest** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:36 pm

Glistam wrote:#11: Having to listen to people needlessly butcher Japanese names.

Actually that would be, "Seeing the endlessly new ways people butcher spelling "Kuseru Satsujin" on the boards and in the chat rooms."

Unread post by **NMI** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:28 pm

Kuseru Satsujin wrote:
Mephisto wrote:10.Rune Katanas
9. Lack of support for Ninjas and Superspies
8. Four + different versions of W.P. Blunt
7. Overcooked Soba
6. Debating with idiots on the Rifts Board
5. Bad fan OCC's of Jedi
4. Bad fan RCC's of Saiyins
3. Sho Kusagi
2. Kevin's lack of understanding of Chi
1. Migraines. Oh the migraines.

Actually that list should read:

10. Overcooked Udon
9. Bad Fan OCCs
8. Bad Fan RCCs
7. Sho Kusagi
6. Four+ different versions of "Chi Conversions"
5. Migrains. Oh the migraines.
4. Reading stuff written by idiots on the Palladium Message Boards
3. Kevin's lack of understanding of Chi
2. Lack of support for Ninjas & Superspies
1. "Rune Katanas"

Sorry but if we as mods are not allowing posters to refer to other posters as idiots, then I aint letting you Koosy!

Borast · Unread post by **Borast** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:02 am

Actually NIMI, I think he was posting that as "generalised comment" as opposed to singling any one person out...we all do it, whether "Americans", "Rednecks", "Torontonians", etc...

In anycase...the list is fun to read as people add or butcher. :ok:

Sentinel · Unread post by **Sentinel** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:32 pm

Trooper Jim wrote:
Sightblinder wrote:
Mephisto wrote: 3. Sho Kusagi

Terry Bogard could whoop him any day IMO.

Except Sho Kasugi is a REAL person. Not a video game character. That would be like claiming Solid Snake could kick Richard Marchinko's ass. I am not defending Sho in any way I am just curious why he was mentioned?

Probably for the immensity of the Ninja Craze of the late Eighties which made a total mess of the public perception of ninjas.
I suppose in addition to Sho Kosugi, we could lay some blame on Michael Dudikoff, David Bradley, and anyone else who starrred in a movie with "Ninja" in the title.

And, Terry Bogard is no match for Ryu.

Sentinel · Unread post by **Sentinel** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:05 am

Ryu from Street Fighter.
I always did well with the combinations of Ryu and Cyclops, and Ryu and Captain America.

Sentinel · Unread post by **Sentinel** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:58 pm

goodlun wrote:Its sad and lame, but I tend to do best with Ken and Ryu most likely from all that time playing SF2 in my teenage years.

I wouldn't call it "lame". When I play MK (II, Trilogy, IV), I tend to do best with the basics: Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang.
I have other faves (Noob Saibot, Kitana, Reptile, Rain), but the basic three are my best three.

This topic has official been de-railed, and thus becomes another reason it Sucks to be Kuseru Satsujin.

Sentinel · Unread post by **Sentinel** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:06 pm

Misfit KotLD wrote:
Sentinel wrote:
goodlun wrote:Its sad and lame, but I tend to do best with Ken and Ryu most likely from all that time playing SF2 in my teenage years.

I wouldn't call it "lame". When I play MK (II, Trilogy, IV), I tend to do best with the basics: Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang.
I have other faves (Noob Saibot, Kitana, Reptile, Rain), but the basic three are my best three.

This topic has official been de-railed, and thus becomes another reason it Sucks to be Kuseru Satsujin.

But all topics get derailed, making this phenomenon not unique to Koosy. Therefor derailment is not a reason why it sucks to be Koosy.

Topic de-railing was exclusively invented to drive Kuseru crazy, didn't you know that?
Every time a topic gets de-railed Kuseru has to make a roll on the random insanity table.

Sentinel · Unread post by **Sentinel** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:04 pm

Sightblinder wrote:
Sentinel wrote:
Misfit KotLD wrote:
Sentinel wrote:
goodlun wrote:Its sad and lame, but I tend to do best with Ken and Ryu most likely from all that time playing SF2 in my teenage years.

I wouldn't call it "lame". When I play MK (II, Trilogy, IV), I tend to do best with the basics: Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang.
I have other faves (Noob Saibot, Kitana, Reptile, Rain), but the basic three are my best three.

This topic has official been de-railed, and thus becomes another reason it Sucks to be Kuseru Satsujin.

But all topics get derailed, making this phenomenon not unique to Koosy. Therefor derailment is not a reason why it sucks to be Koosy.

Topic de-railing was exclusively invented to drive Kuseru crazy, didn't you know that?
Every time a topic gets de-railed Kuseru has to make a roll on the random insanity table.

Is it one of the oooolld tables, with the sexual deviancies on it?

Knowing Kuseru, he's probably created an expanded table of random insanities that rivals Grays' Anatomy in scope and breadth.

Library Ogre · Unread post by **Library Ogre** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:23 pm

Sightblinder wrote:
Sentinel wrote:
Misfit KotLD wrote:
Sentinel wrote:
goodlun wrote:Its sad and lame, but I tend to do best with Ken and Ryu most likely from all that time playing SF2 in my teenage years.

I wouldn't call it "lame". When I play MK (II, Trilogy, IV), I tend to do best with the basics: Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang.
I have other faves (Noob Saibot, Kitana, Reptile, Rain), but the basic three are my best three.

This topic has official been de-railed, and thus becomes another reason it Sucks to be Kuseru Satsujin.

But all topics get derailed, making this phenomenon not unique to Koosy. Therefor derailment is not a reason why it sucks to be Koosy.

Topic de-railing was exclusively invented to drive Kuseru crazy, didn't you know that?
Every time a topic gets de-railed Kuseru has to make a roll on the random insanity table.

Is it one of the oooolld tables, with the sexual deviancies on it?

I don't know, but there seems to be a rash of sadonecroequiphilia going around...

Guest · Unread post by **Guest** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:45 pm

Why would topic derailment drive me crazy? Didn't you guys know that I have the ability to make all the derailed stuff go away? I've already done it once in this topic already. :lol:

Sentinel · Unread post by **Sentinel** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:48 pm

Kuseru Satsujin wrote:Why would topic derailment drive me crazy? Didn't you guys know that I have the ability to make all the derailed stuff go away? I've already done it once in this topic already.

Kuseru Satsujin also wrote: You were saying?

Sentinel · Unread post by **Sentinel** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:28 pm

Sentinel wrote:
Kuseru Satsujin wrote:Why would topic derailment drive me crazy? Didn't you guys know that I have the ability to make all the derailed stuff go away? I've already done it once in this topic already.

Kuseru Satsujin also wrote: You were saying?

My Gawd, he's gone mad with Power.
Or, just mad. :lol:

Guest · Unread post by **Guest** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:45 pm

goodlun wrote:
heretic888 wrote:
Sentinel wrote:Probably for the immensity of the Ninja Craze of the late Eighties which made a total mess of the public perception of ninjas.

Yeah, because the public perception of "ninjas" was so spot-on before then.

Laterz.

Look all I know about ninjas I learned from TMNT, Video games like Ninja Guidan, and of course 3 Ninjas....

I'm surprised you didn't add "Beverly Hills Ninja" to that list...though what you learn about ninjas from that may not be what hollywood wants you to learn. :lol:

Marrowlight · Unread post by **Marrowlight** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:54 pm

Kuseru Satsujin wrote:
goodlun wrote:
heretic888 wrote:
Sentinel wrote:Probably for the immensity of the Ninja Craze of the late Eighties which made a total mess of the public perception of ninjas.

Yeah, because the public perception of "ninjas" was so spot-on before then.

Laterz.

Look all I know about ninjas I learned from TMNT, Video games like Ninja Guidan, and of course 3 Ninjas....

I'm surprised you didn't add "Beverly Hills Ninja" to that list...though what you learn about ninjas from that may not be what hollywood wants you to learn.

I learned everything I need to know about the Ninja from "Ninja the Wonder Boy"

It was the best training ever!

Sentinel · Unread post by **Sentinel** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:29 pm

Kuseru Satsujin wrote:
goodlun wrote:
heretic888 wrote:
Sentinel wrote:Probably for the immensity of the Ninja Craze of the late Eighties which made a total mess of the public perception of ninjas.

Yeah, because the public perception of "ninjas" was so spot-on before then.

Laterz.

Look all I know about ninjas I learned from TMNT, Video games like Ninja Guidan, and of course 3 Ninjas....

I'm surprised you didn't add "Beverly Hills Ninja" to that list...though what you learn about ninjas from that may not be what hollywood wants you to learn.

But, Hoolywood productions are sooooooo educational.

Sentinel · Unread post by **Sentinel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:10 am

goodlun wrote:
Sentinel wrote:
Kuseru Satsujin wrote:
goodlun wrote:
heretic888 wrote:
Sentinel wrote:Probably for the immensity of the Ninja Craze of the late Eighties which made a total mess of the public perception of ninjas.

Yeah, because the public perception of "ninjas" was so spot-on before then.

Laterz.

Look all I know about ninjas I learned from TMNT, Video games like Ninja Guidan, and of course 3 Ninjas....

I'm surprised you didn't add "Beverly Hills Ninja" to that list...though what you learn about ninjas from that may not be what hollywood wants you to learn.

But, Hoolywood productions are sooooooo educational.

If it where not for the Matrix I would know that we all live inside a huge computer matrix

Drink More Power-Ade.
That is all you need to know.

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:57 am

No waxing off please, this is a family board.

Library Ogre · Unread post by **Library Ogre** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:41 am

"Oh yes they call him the streak...
Fastest man on two feet..."

demos606 · Unread post by **demos606** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:59 am

"He's not showin off,
He's just proud of his physique."

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