Mis-Credited, Mis-Stated Quotes, Rifts Style!!!

[King Chopper]

See if you get this one.

"Instructors can impart only a fraction of the teaching.
It is through your own devoted practice that the mysteries
of the art of magic are brought to life."

Graduation speech by the dean of the Tolkeen College of Magic

[cornholioprime]

See if you get this one.

"Instructors can impart only a fraction of the teaching.
It is through your own devoted practice that the mysteries
of the art of magic are brought to life."

Graduation speech by the dean of the Tolkeen College of Magic

Professor Dumbledore??

[cornholioprime]

"My lord, the fleet has moved out of light-speed. Com-Scan has detected an energy field protecting an area around the sixth planet of the T'zee system. The field is strong enough to deflect any bombardment."

-Unnamed Kreeghor Invincible Guardsman, reporting back to the Kreeghor Emperor

"The Free World Rebels are alerted to our presence. The Kreeghor Admiral came out of light-speed too close to the system."

-Kreeghor Emperor

[King Chopper]

See if you get this one.

"Instructors can impart only a fraction of the teaching.
It is through your own devoted practice that the mysteries
of the art of magic are brought to life."

Graduation speech by the dean of the Tolkeen College of Magic

Professor Dumbledore??

Nope, next try.

[cornholioprime]

See if you get this one.

"Instructors can impart only a fraction of the teaching.
It is through your own devoted practice that the mysteries
of the art of magic are brought to life."

Graduation speech by the dean of the Tolkeen College of Magic

Professor Dumbledore??

Nope, next try.

Is he or she at least from the Harry Potter series???

[Toc Rat]

Coalition PFC: Did the Col. just order us to "fix bayonets"?
Coalition Sgt.: Yup
Coalition PFC: But we're in tanks!
Coalition Sgt.: Yup...

Coalition tank crew after hearing the battalion comander over the radio net.

Any guesses as to where I got that from?

[King Chopper]

See if you get this one.

"Instructors can impart only a fraction of the teaching.
It is through your own devoted practice that the mysteries
of the art of magic are brought to life."

Graduation speech by the dean of the Tolkeen College of Magic

Professor Dumbledore??

Nope, next try.

Is he or she at least from the Harry Potter series???

No.The word magic, is the misquote. The rest is from the teachings of one cool old man. Enyone elce care to try?

[RainOfSteel]

[...]

Any guesses as to where I got that from?

None.

If you don't announce it, PM me.

[Chuck McDaniel]

Lyrics from the new song by CS Propaganda Metal Group G.F.L. ( Grunt for Life ):

1 somethin' wrong with them!
2 somethin' wrong with them!
3 somethin' wrong with them!
OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!
LET THE D-BEES HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE D-BEES HIT THE FLOOR!!!




Chuck

[Jesterzzn]

See if you get this one.

"Instructors can impart only a fraction of the teaching.
It is through your own devoted practice that the mysteries
of the art of magic are brought to life."

Graduation speech by the dean of the Tolkeen College of Magic

Professor Dumbledore??

Nope, next try.

Is he or she at least from the Harry Potter series???

No.The word magic, is the misquote. The rest is from the teachings of one cool old man. Enyone elce care to try?

Morihei Ueshiba

[cornholioprime]

"The only thing worse than the actions of evil men is the indifference of good men."

-The Boondock Apoks

[Kryzbyn]

LOL

[King Chopper]

See if you get this one.

"Instructors can impart only a fraction of the teaching.
It is through your own devoted practice that the mysteries
of the art of magic are brought to life."

Graduation speech by the dean of the Tolkeen College of Magic

Professor Dumbledore??

Nope, next try.

Is he or she at least from the Harry Potter series???

No.The word magic, is the misquote. The rest is from the teachings of one cool old man. Enyone elce care to try?

Morihei Ueshiba

DINGDINGDING! You win! Very good, Jesterzzn gets 20 enlightenment points!

[cornholioprime]

See if you get this one.

"Instructors can impart only a fraction of the teaching.
It is through your own devoted practice that the mysteries
of the art of magic are brought to life."

Graduation speech by the dean of the Tolkeen College of Magic

Professor Dumbledore??

Nope, next try.

Is he or she at least from the Harry Potter series???

No.The word magic, is the misquote. The rest is from the teachings of one cool old man. Enyone elce care to try?

Morihei Ueshiba

DINGDINGDING! You win! Very good, Jesterzzn gets 20 enlightenment points!

If its Japanese, jester usually knows something about it....

[Jesterzzn]

See if you get this one.

"Instructors can impart only a fraction of the teaching.
It is through your own devoted practice that the mysteries
of the art of magic are brought to life."

Graduation speech by the dean of the Tolkeen College of Magic

Professor Dumbledore??

Nope, next try.

Is he or she at least from the Harry Potter series???

No.The word magic, is the misquote. The rest is from the teachings of one cool old man. Enyone elce care to try?

Morihei Ueshiba

DINGDINGDING! You win! Very good, Jesterzzn gets 20 enlightenment points!

If its Japanese, jester usually knows something about it....

I lived across the street from Aikikai Hombu (where this guy taught martial arts, although he died well before I was there) for nine weeks.

[cornholioprime]

If its Japanese, jester usually knows something about it....

I lived across the street from Aikikai Hombu (where this guy taught martial arts, although he died well before I was there) for nine weeks.

Now what did I just tell you guys about him???

[Guy_LeDouche]

10 Geek Points per movie(s) identified:

Joe Prosek to Col. Lyboc: "Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement."

Master Vampire to her intended victim: "I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray Dog Boys. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog **** from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery."

Titan Juicer before a battle: "No one can believe the supernatural strength of Thunderlips!"

Overheard in the Burbs: "You like this ring? You want to keep the hand this ring is on? If I see or hear or smell you anywhere near my Nymb’rr Gorillas, you'll be writing with your other hand and I'll have a new ashtray."

Unknown Juicer Wannabe: "Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

Unknown Headhunter Assassin: "The energy rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The vibro-knife, for example, is the last thing you learn."

Naruni Special Operations Manager Shulkh Quornall: “Voila! The NF-1! It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Naruni invention - it's even easier.”

[cornholioprime]

10 Geek Points per movie(s) identified:

Joe Prosek to Col. Lyboc: "Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement."

Master Vampire to her intended victim: "I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray Dog Boys. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog **** from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery."

Titan Juicer before a battle: "No one can believe the supernatural strength of Thunderlips!"

Overheard in the Burbs: "You like this ring? You want to keep the hand this ring is on? If I see or hear or smell you anywhere near my Nymb’rr Gorillas, you'll be writing with your other hand and I'll have a new ashtray."

Unknown Juicer Wannabe: "Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

Unknown Headhunter Assassin: "The energy rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The vibro-knife, for example, is the last thing you learn."

Naruni Special Operations Manager Shulkh Quornall: “Voila! The NF-1! It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Naruni invention - it's even easier.”

I only know the last twwo.

From "Leon/The Professional" and "The Fifth Element," respectively.

[Rimmerdal]

Robert the Thug to an NE salesrep: Does it shoot around corners as well?

[Guy_LeDouche]

For Cornholio, I hereby award 20 Geek Points for correct answers!

Plus, I hereby grant a bonus 20 Points for knowing the alternate title(s) of "The Professional/Leon".

TOTAL: 40 Geek Points. Enjoy!!


NE Salesrep to Robert the Thug: "Excellent question, Robert. One shot, and the Reply sends every following shot to the same location! And to finish the job, all the Naruni oldies-but-goldies:
Rocket Launcher, Arrow Launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads.....very practical. Our famous net launcher, the always efficient flame-thrower....my favorite. And, for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!"

[Rimmerdal]

For Cornholio, I hereby award 20 Geek Points for correct answers!

Plus, I hereby grant a bonus 20 Points for knowing the alternate title(s) of "The Professional/Leon".

TOTAL: 40 Geek Points. Enjoy!!


NE Salesrep to Robert the Thug: "Excellent question, Robert. One shot, and the Reply sends every following shot to the same location! And to finish the job, all the Naruni oldies-but-goldies:
Rocket Launcher, Arrow Launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads.....very practical. Our famous net launcher, the always efficient flame-thrower....my favorite. And, for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!"

You've seen the movie....Cool I thought I was the only one.

[Guy_LeDouche]

Rest assured, you're not the only one. I own the movie+soundtrack; just watched it a few weeks ago.

[cornholioprime]

:eek: Rest assured, you're not the only one. I own the movie+soundtrack; just watched it a few weeks ago.

I have NO idea why so many folks seem to hate "The Fifth Element;" I've always thought that movie to be pretty good.

(Hell, that Movie had me the moment that....alien....guy...shook his head rapidly and "turned" intoa Mangalore. Not to mention the auto-tracking bullets; kinda reminded me of the homing bullets from Runaway....

[Guy_LeDouche]

I'm with you, The Fifth Element is an overlooked gem. I think its just too much for the average movie-goer.

It doesn't move directly from Point A to Point B, its got one of the most ridiculous characters (and I mean this in a good way) in recent memory with Ruby Rhod. But, the best thing to me, is how it moves freely from one genre to the other. One second its comedy, then action, then sci-fi, etc.

As an added bonus, we get Leeloo in straps! I don't think Milla has ever looked better in movie!

Runaway?! Oh my god, you're really digging deep!

[cornholioprime]

I'm with you, The Fifth Element is an overlooked gem. I think its just too much for the average movie-goer.

It doesn't move directly from Point A to Point B, its got one of the most ridiculous characters (and I mean this in a good way) in recent memory with Ruby Rhod. But, the best thing to me, is how it moves freely from one genre to the other. One second its comedy, then action, then sci-fi, etc.

As an added bonus, we get Leeloo in straps! I don't think Milla has ever looked better in movie!

Runaway?! Oh my god, you're really digging deep!

Two. Words.

"Gene Simmons."

Two more words:
"Kirstie Alley"

(and a younger, MUCH more beautiful Kirstie at that)

[Guy_LeDouche]

Holy crap?! That was Kirstie Ally?!

(quick check of Google)

It was. I remembered Gene Simmons, but Alley had slipped by!

[Toc Rat]

:eek: Rest assured, you're not the only one. I own the movie+soundtrack; just watched it a few weeks ago.

I have NO idea why so many folks seem to hate "The Fifth Element;" I've always thought that movie to be pretty good.

(Hell, that Movie had me the moment that....alien....guy...shook his head rapidly and "turned" intoa Mangalore. Not to mention the auto-tracking bullets; kinda reminded me of the homing bullets from Runaway....

WHAT?!?! People hate the sacred movie known to us as The Fifth Element?!?! Who are these vile, evil followers of Neilson ratings? They must be purged!

[Rimmerdal]

:eek: Rest assured, you're not the only one. I own the movie+soundtrack; just watched it a few weeks ago.

I have NO idea why so many folks seem to hate "The Fifth Element;" I've always thought that movie to be pretty good.

(Hell, that Movie had me the moment that....alien....guy...shook his head rapidly and "turned" intoa Mangalore. Not to mention the auto-tracking bullets; kinda reminded me of the homing bullets from Runaway....

WHAT?!?! People hate the sacred movie known to us as The Fifth Element?!?! Who are these vile, evil followers of Neilson ratings? They must be purged!

or the seen in a Robinhood movie when 'Robin' get told how far the new Long bow fires....

[Guy_LeDouche]

Joe Prosek to Col. Lyboc: "Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement."-Clerks

Master Vampire to her intended victim: "I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray Dog Boys. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog **** from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery."-From Dusk 'Til Dawn

Titan Juicer before a battle: "No one can believe the supernatural strength of Thunderlips!"-Rocky III

Overheard in the Burbs: "You like this ring? You want to keep the hand this ring is on? If I see or hear or smell you anywhere near my Nymb’rr Gorillas, you'll be writing with your other hand and I'll have a new ashtray." -Gorillas in the Mist

Unknown Juicer Wannabe: "Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."-The Big Lebowski

[cornholioprime]

"You expect me to talk?!?"

-James Bond, captured Arzno Vampire Agent

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

-Ernst Blofeld, Arzno Mercenary Corps

[MikePGS]

10 Geek Points per movie(s) identified:

Joe Prosek to Col. Lyboc: "Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement."

Master Vampire to her intended victim: "I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray Dog Boys. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog **** from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery."

Titan Juicer before a battle: "No one can believe the supernatural strength of Thunderlips!"

Overheard in the Burbs: "You like this ring? You want to keep the hand this ring is on? If I see or hear or smell you anywhere near my Nymb’rr Gorillas, you'll be writing with your other hand and I'll have a new ashtray."

Unknown Juicer Wannabe: "Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

Unknown Headhunter Assassin: "The energy rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The vibro-knife, for example, is the last thing you learn."

Naruni Special Operations Manager Shulkh Quornall: “Voila! The NF-1! It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Naruni invention - it's even easier.”

The Titan Juicer quote is from Rocky 3. The vampire one sounds like Near Dark, but i very well could be wrong.

[Subjugator]

I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that ************! If Karl Prosek goes to The Vampire Kingdoms, I want a vamp waiting in a coffin ready to pop a cap in his ***!

-Coake upon finding out that Karl Prosek blames him for the rape of his mother



The way your dad looked at it, Poor Yorick was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the Coalition Scum were gonna get their greasy hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ***. Five long years, he had Yorick up his ***. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave Yorick to me. I hid this uncomfortable ball of bone up my *** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give Yorick to you.

-Victor Lazlo to Robert Creed

[cornholioprime]

I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that ************! If Karl Prosek goes to The Vampire Kingdoms, I want a vamp waiting in a coffin ready to pop a cap in his ***!

-Coake upon finding out that Karl Prosek blames him for the rape of his mother



The way your dad looked at it, Poor Yorick was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the Coalition Scum were gonna get their greasy hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ***. Five long years, he had Yorick up his ***. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave Yorick to me. I hid this uncomfortable ball of bone up my *** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give Yorick to you.

-Victor Lazlo to Robert Creed

:lol:



(psst!! Don't tell anybody that Yorick actually the same size as a Human Skull!!! That might raise some difficult questions.... )

[Mech-Viper Prime]

unknown Coalition officer : Our Father in Heaven, before we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way. Our enemies too, according to their own understanding, will ask for protection and for victory. And so, we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. I pray you watch over the soldiers . That I lead into battle. You use me as your instrument in this awful hell of war to watch over them. Especially if they're men like this one beside me, deserving of a future in your blessing and goodwill. Amen.
unknown Coalition ensign : Amen.
unknown Coalition officer : Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen.

Karl : They say people don't believe in heroes anymore. Well damn them! You and me, Joe, we're gonna give them back their heroes!
Joesph: Ah, Dad . Do you really expect me to go for that crap?
Karl: You gotta admit I sounded good there for a minute, huh?

[Subjugator]

(psst!! Don't tell anybody that Yorick actually the same size as a Human Skull!!! That might raise some difficult questions.... )

That was my favorite part!

/Sub

[Mech-Viper Prime]

Is that last one from Walking Tall?

mad max

[Snuffy]

[Having pulled over a speeding driver in the burbs]

Mac: All right, how about Cat Game?
Dog Boy: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Dog Boy: Ten? Starting right meow?

Driver: Sorry about the...
Dog Boy: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
Dog Boy: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Driver: [laughing] Sorry.
Dog Boy: Is there something funny here boy?
Driver: Oh, no.
Dog Boy: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?

Dog Boy: All right meow, where were we?
Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Dog Boy: Am I saying meow?
Driver: I thought...
Dog Boy: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?

Dog Boy: Meow. What is so damn funny?
Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.
Dog Boy: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

Dog Boy: You stop laughing right meow!
Driver: Yes sir!
Dog Boy: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.

[Rips off the ticket and hands it to the man.]
Dog Boy: Not so funny meow, is it?

I've broken into a few "meows" myself since seeing that movie.

Super Troopers

[Snuffy]

CS Psi-stalker walks a D-Bee around back for exermination
DB: Before you kill me, there's something you should know...
Psi: What's that?
DB: I ****ed your wife.
Psi: <chuckles> Oh yeah? How'd you know it was my wife?
DB: She said her husband was a big pimp-lookin muther***er ina spiked helmet.
Psi: Oh, you're really cool for a D-Bee about to take a bullet.
DB: After ****ing your wife, I'll take two.

Wasn't this from the Last Boyscout?

[MikePGS]

I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that ************! If Karl Prosek goes to The Vampire Kingdoms, I want a vamp waiting in a coffin ready to pop a cap in his ***!

-Coake upon finding out that Karl Prosek blames him for the rape of his mother



The way your dad looked at it, Poor Yorick was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the Coalition Scum were gonna get their greasy hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ***. Five long years, he had Yorick up his ***. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave Yorick to me. I hid this uncomfortable ball of bone up my *** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give Yorick to you.

-Victor Lazlo to Robert Creed

Lol Nice Pulp Fiction Quote:)

[MikePGS]

This is an excerpt from a conversation Alistair Dunscon has with an unwitting minion Following the Tolkeen War


:Random Federation of Magic Member: l'd sooner get Dunsconed
out here in the middle of nowhere... than lose face in front of my friends.



:Alistair Dunscon: What did you say?



:Random Federation of Magic Member: l don't want to lose face--



:Alistair Dunscon: No, before that.



:Random Federation of Magic Member: l said l'd sooner get Dunsconed
out here... in the middle of nowhere.



:Alistair Dunscon: "Dunsconed"?
What the hell is that?



:Random Federation of Magic Member: You know. Dunsconed.
To be up a creek without a paddle.
To have the world in the palm
of your hand and then blow it.
lt's a figure of speech.

[Subjugator]

This is an excerpt from a conversation Alistair Dunscon has with an unwitting minion Following the Tolkeen War


:Random Federation of Magic Member: l'd sooner get Dunsconed
out here in the middle of nowhere... than lose face in front of my friends.



:Alistair Dunscon: What did you say?



:Random Federation of Magic Member: l don't want to lose face--



:Alistair Dunscon: No, before that.



:Random Federation of Magic Member: l said l'd sooner get Dunsconed
out here... in the middle of nowhere.



:Alistair Dunscon: "Dunsconed"?
What the hell is that?



:Random Federation of Magic Member: You know. Dunsconed.
To be up a creek without a paddle.
To have the world in the palm
of your hand and then blow it.
lt's a figure of speech.

Kingpin.

[Guy_LeDouche]

Oh my god!! The last several posts had me crying!! Especially the "Poor Yorrick" and "Dunscon'ed" comments!!

This should be part of the Rifter. Correct responses win a prize or something.

[Subjugator]

"Did you see the sign that said, "Dead Dee Bee Storage" on my front lawn?!"

-Julian the First

[Guy_LeDouche]

A few more to add; +20 Movie Geek Points per correct response:

Erin Tarn: "On the night of November 14th, 105 P.A., two Dead Boys broke into a quiet farmhouse in Kansas and murdered an entire D-Bee family. Why did they do that? Two worlds exist in the CS: the quiet
conservative life, and and the life of those two men - the underbelly, the criminally violent, the true Coalition States. Those two worlds converged that bloody night."


Dunscon to Karl Prosek:You got a pattern of judging D-Bees by their exterior, we can't talk about it, we need to break it. I want you to ask yourself has there ever been a time where you have been increasingly shallow, you just looked at a D-Bee and thought you were better?
Prosek: All the time.
[Dunscon puts his hands on Prosek's head]
Dunscon: DEVILS COME OUT!
Prosek: What the hell are you doing banana hands?
Dunscon: Just hang on, remember how I told you we just got to jolt your nervous system, not just talking about it, now I want you to relax, I won't do that again.
Prosek: Ok, I didn't mean the banana hands thing.

Warlord Thadeaus Grimm: I've got it figured. I've had two separate folk tell me that there have been strangers around. Can't tell what they look like, 'cause they're staying the shadows... covert-like. Nobody's been hurt yet, and that's the giveaway.
King Creed: I see.
Grimm: It's called "probing". It's a military procedure. You send in a reconnaissance group, very small... to check things out. Not to engage, but to evaluate the situation... evaluate the level of danger. Make sure things are all clear.
Creed: Clear for what?
Grimm: For the rest of them

Random Gambler:Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

[Guy_LeDouche]

You are correct, sir!!! +40 Movie Geek Points! (and there was much rejoicing!)

[Toc Rat]

Here are my guesses

1. Boondock Saints
2. Shallow Hal
3. Unknown
4. Pirates of the Caribien

[Guy_LeDouche]

Mithral, the pic is a classic! Love it!!! So, it is with great pleasure I award you +40 Movie Geek points!!!

Quote #1: Capote
Quote #2: Shallow Hal
Quote #3: Signs
Quote #4: Pirates of the Caribbean

[MikePGS]

This is our land.
A land of peace and of plenty.
A land of harmony and hope.
This is our land.
Chi-Town
These are our people.
The workers, the deadboys, the builders.
These are our people.
The builders of our world, struggling...
fighting, bleeding...
dying.
On the streets of our cities and on the far-flung battlefields.
Fighting against the mutilation of our hopes and dreams.
Who are they?
Tolkeen! Tolkeen!
They are the dark armies.
The dark, murdering armies of Tolkeen.
In the barren wasteland of Minnesotta and Missouri...
on the oceans of Atlantis...
courage, strength, and youth are sacrificed.
Sacrificed to barbarians, whose only honor is atrocity.
But even as we grasp at victory...
there is a cancer, an evil tumor...
growing, spreading in our midst.
Shout, shout...
shout out his name!
Dunscon!

[cornholioprime]

"Did you see the sign that said, "Dead Dee Bee Storage" on my front lawn?!"

-Julian the First

You just KNOW that I was trying to find a way to work that Quote into Rifts!!

Curse me for not having thought of that one sooner!!

[cornholioprime]

"Ah've always depended on the kindness of strangers."

-Erin "Scarlett" Tarn