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Braden Campbell · Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:09 pm

refresh my memory: who are the Saiyan/SuperSayan ?

Braden Campbell · Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:37 pm

oh...

Mack · Unread post by **Mack** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:15 pm

As long as no one discusses converting from/to either system, the topic can remain open. Just keep it to a light-hearted discussion.

~Mack da Mod

Syndicate · Unread post by **Syndicate** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:24 pm

Unknown_Nobody wrote:Can a Saiyan/SuperSayan/ect. take on a Cosmo Knight in a Three Galaxies setting?

This boarders on the grounds for flaming...

(a supersayain would waste a cosmo-knight)

Kryzbyn · Unread post by **Kryzbyn** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:53 am

No way...
The evil Vegetta runs afoul of a cosmo knight, they exchange a few blows, giving him an idea of this new opponents power...

I must gather all of my power to defeat this armored enemy!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The cosmo-knight looks on as this man surounds himself with an aura of glowing power...

15 minutes later...
Vegetta is still gatherin power...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The cosmo knight looks around wondering if this is a trick...
15 minutes later...
Yup. Still gathering...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cosmo-knight thinks is this guy for real?

meanwhile...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cosmo knight mumbles "oh fer pete's sake"

And obliterates the Saiyan, and is indeed back home in time for cornflakes.

Alternate ending: Vegetta bores the Ck to death.

Kryzbyn · Unread post by **Kryzbyn** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:50 pm

The saddest kind of American.
Knows better but is still a twit on purpose.

Even more sad...
There is a whole district of people who continuously vote for him.

Kryzbyn · Unread post by **Kryzbyn** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:46 pm

I did ... twice.
The options weren't there.

Kryzbyn · Unread post by **Kryzbyn** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:07 am

No I would not.

Kryzbyn · Unread post by **Kryzbyn** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:11 am

I was talking about Kerry.
Right now, he's tasting shoe leather in a serious case of "Foot in mouth" disease.

He said that "...if you don't get an education, you end up stuck in Iraq."
He tried to play it off as a bad joke, but in the past he said worse.

"If we maintain a volunteer only army all that will be in it are the brown, the poor and the uneducated."

He is a piece of ...

Would you want this guy as your C-i-C?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:40 pm

darkmax wrote:Better than those war mongers who really messed up the rest of the world. You guys in USA may not see it that way, but almost everyone else see it that way.

What we suffered from was an unfortunate convergence of two things....
an aggressive idiot who wanted the world to believe that he had weapons capabilities far beyond what he actually had...and an aggressive idiot who really wanted to believe him....egged on by aggressive idiots who justed wanted to kill people for the heck of it...

Sadly, we now actually have aggressive idiots with advanced weapons capabilities, and hordes of lesser aggressive idiots running around underfoot, making things all the more difficult for the vast majority of moderately and only slightly idiotic who just wanna be left alone...but won't because the cunning idiots are making sure the environment is conducive to the formation of aggressive idiots...

The meek shall not inherit the Earth...the idiots shall...and no country, race, or creed has a monopoly on idiocy....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:55 pm

darkmax wrote:No wonder he keeps telling those outside the USA that he is doing God's work.... seems like he and I have different Gods.

Funny thing, that....everyone haers a God who seems to tell folks what they already made up their minds to believe..
It's never "FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT...."
Or if it IS, the rest of us never hear about it....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:58 pm

To get back on topic....

CK over DBZ...while the DBZer's are busy warming up for the 'special attack', the CosmoKnight's already in motion...
Besides, this is a Palladium Forum....Home team advantage...

Kryzbyn · Unread post by **Kryzbyn** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:57 pm

I own up to the fact I voted for Bush twice...but to be honest, he was the best option, IMHO. Gore is a moron. Simple as that. Same reason I wouldn't vote fer Quayle if he ran. Kerry was a dyed in the wool elitist ******, who just wanted the office to say he had the office. I tried to think around it, but kept coming to the same conclusion.
Besides, during the vetnam war we switched presidents...look how that turned out. Anyhoo...

OH YEAH...
I watched either a DBZ movie series or episodes...it took Goku 2 entire episodes to summon a Genki Dema (Spirit Bomb (?)).
That one half of an hour.
That's 120 melee rounds...
That's probably 5-10 attacks per round...
600 - 1200 melee attacks on poor helpless Goku.
Or, Piccolo could sacrifice himself for him for Gohan's sake AGAIN...
Either way it's not pretty

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:57 pm

Ninjabunny wrote:You know what would be funny if say some one like goku was Powering up in the CK just hauled off and kicked him in the Gohonas? And what if the CK boot was his Comic Weapon?

Doesn't a shot like that automatically make you a Fallen CosmoKnight...?

Well. because it's someone as annoying as Goku, you might get a bonus point or two of damage for Righteous Cause...or a Special Weapon...The Cosmic Cajones Crusher(duration equivalent of a 20th level Agony spell....applicable to external male genitalia only)...Works through armor...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:00 pm

Kryzbyn wrote:OH YEAH...
I watched either a DBZ movie series or episodes...it took Goku 2 entire episodes to summon a Genki Dema (Spirit Bomb (?)).
That one half of an hour.
That's 120 melee rounds...
That's probably 5-10 attacks per round...
600 - 1200 melee attacks on poor helpless Goku.
Or, Piccolo could sacrifice himself for him for Gohan's sake AGAIN...
Either way it's not pretty

Ouch...teh CK could SLAP him to death in that amount of time...

"Sir Nefarious!...are you DONE YET with that miscreant?!"
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP
"A few hundred more to go, my comrades!"

Kryzbyn · Unread post by **Kryzbyn** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:02 pm

yeah that's why im my example they exchanged blows fer a while first...

"KA ME-HA ME-HA!!!!"

just got trumped by

"COSMO RUNE BOOT TO THE JUNK ATTACK!!!"

Hee hee

Kryzbyn · Unread post by **Kryzbyn** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:04 pm

Yeah...
Vegetta would become Velveeta...

CHEESE

Snoogins...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:27 pm

darkmax wrote:Like I say... we better put a stop here.

...And I was just winding up to perform my Cosmic Yoga Mobuis-Strip Gordian Knot Pretzel-Tying Maneuver, too....

"My god....how did his feet end up THERE?!"
"....help me...."

Which brings up a more relevant point...should CosmoKnights be able to make use of such more detailed Martial Arts as with the Ninjas and Superspies(perhaps modifed to reflect similar styles practiced by alien races) as long as special maneuvers didn't involve chi?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:41 pm

I just have this image in my mind of a CosmoKnight doing a finishing move like a One Life, One Shot, One Hit, One Kill, or KIme Kata and cutting a Kreeghor Berserker frigate in half(lengthwise)

Or maybe doing a Kaijutsu yell and sending a crowd of rioters rolling over...much snazzier and more impressive than simply beating up people on a one-on-one basis, and much in keeping with the idea of a Cosmic Forge Champion....

I'm actually surprised there aren't more 'spiritual' CosmoKnights, who perhaps see their affiliation with the Cosmic Forge as a vindication of their path of enlightenment or self-improvement(of course, that's walking a fine line between acceptance of one's empowerment as a consequence of one's self-improvement, and self-delusional arrogance leading to a Fall).

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:31 pm

darkmax wrote:And now they are monks.....

Well, it's a good fall-back position...
"I have failed, I have been stripped of my powers...I must go to contemplate the error of my ways..."

Of course, an attitude like that would probabaly have insured that the character hadn't Fallen in the FIRST place...

Kryzbyn · Unread post by **Kryzbyn** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:47 pm

Unknown_Nobody wrote:ok ok but no one I dont think has considered if the saiyan can reach Super Saiyan 4 or 5 even then what? SUPER DRAGON FIST!

He still dies during power-up. :-P

Kryzbyn · Unread post by **Kryzbyn** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:55 pm

The naruto is now the DBZ of the new generation...fights that take weeks...
Real ninjas would be upset with how long it takes these guys to do stuff.

"Mariko! How long has Kenji been on mission?"
"3 weeks, M'Lord. He should be finishing up his finishing move by tomorrow afternoon..."
:nh:

Kryzbyn · Unread post by **Kryzbyn** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:13 pm

I think they're supposed to be kuji-kiri on crack...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:48 pm

Ninjabunny wrote:They most be stuned by its pure stuipity and waste of time.
Merc to a ninja from Naruto~ Holy crap is he realy claping and saying things when his surrond by one hundered gun carrying Mercs!! GUN HIM DOWN!!
Naruto Ninja~ This sucks hard!!

This is also why any self-respecting Rifts character would DEMOLISH Sailor Moon and Co.

By the time they're halfway through their power-up sequence, the simple CS grunt has just emptied his e-clip, thumb-armed a grenade, and pitched it in already...

"I INVOKE THE WINDS OF THE EAST, THE WEST, THE NOR---"
Ley Line Walker:"(really fast and low)Tessalazimzamgondoro...."****FFFWHHHAMMMMM****

And a master psychic would just smile evily, narrow her eyes, and silently *PSYCHIC STAB*.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:31 pm

....Hey, it's the Indianna Jones School of Conflict Resolution!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:35 am

"Nice of him to set a time and place for our showdown...I have sufficient time to lay explosives...."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:36 pm

Nah, mortars are cheaper....

Duels of honor just give me a chance to hone my artillery skills...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:38 pm

...Although the best duel I've seen was in the movie "Those Magnificent Men and Their Flying Machines", wherein the German and French pilots have it out between each other with balloons and blunderbuses...

The Italian loses....

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