Where is Network Omni News?????

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:35 pm

It's Rifts Dimension Books Forum's longest-runing variety show!

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:36 pm

I found where it was the other day! I'm glad it became a stickied topic!

Reddenedone · Unread post by **Reddenedone** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:39 pm

Congratulations! It's an awesome program! I watch/listen all the time. :-D

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:52 pm

Gracias..We strive...and we accept contributions, too...so if ypu have a region of space you feel needs coverage, or have a story we missed, and might be of interest to the Three Galaxies community(and beyond), let us know...drop us a data-packet...And we may just recruit you as a correspondant(excellent pay, the comradarie of beings normally regarded with fear and dislike by the rest of the Megaverse, and free gear courtesy of our ever gadget-happy Technical Division...where else can you get a Kittani Plasma-Pump Pistol with attached/integral video-recorder sight and multi-species voice stress analyzer and body-language reader? Only if you're a reporter with NON, that's where!).

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:21 am

A pat on the back is a good form of pay around here for us!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:41 pm

PLus we don't release certain compromising videotape footage of you if you work for us....

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:32 pm

Remember this isn't the liberal media as seen by modern standards.

It is run by a sploogie!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:53 pm

Actually we are fairly liberal in our thinking....especially when it comes to finding new ways to circumvent security measures, hack into secure files, and trawl up news...and we're very tolerant of other species and credos, as long as they have the same all-abiding dedication to truth and the sanctity of the press as we do..... In other words, if Ann Coulter ever criticized us for being 'liberal' as if it were a slur, we can quickly demonstrate the effectivenesss of a well-armed press(and by well-armed, we mean up to and including battleship-grade particle beam weaponry and cruise missiles).

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:06 pm

When Technical Services feels safe enough around you to actually CONNECT it to something....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:42 pm

And if you keep saying it like that, they'll NEVER feel safe enough around you...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:50 pm

Ok, as far as a Sploogie goes he would be a liberal!

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:02 pm

But the owner of Omni News would most likely be liberal when compared to other of his race. Look at the reports they release!

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:12 am

That sounds very cool! I'm looking forward to seeing it!

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:21 pm

I'll look at it in a few minutes!

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:02 pm

And we are very happy it was sticked!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:57 pm

Yep...like the disagreeable stuff you find on the bottom of your shoe that you can't quite scrape off, regardless of how hard you try...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:01 pm

LOL

Or that stuff between your toes.

Ewww

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:38 pm

(sound of convulsive wretching)...
That may be taking an analogy TOO far....