Mis-Credited, Mis-Stated Quotes, Rifts Style!!!

Subjugator · Unread post by **Subjugator** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:49 pm

"We the People of the Coalition States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, ensure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty, to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Coalition States of America."

-Joseph Prosek the First

finn69 · Unread post by **finn69** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:10 pm

Subjugator wrote:"We the People of the Coalition States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, ensure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty, to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Coalition States of America."

-Joseph Prosek the First

and just how many of "the people" do you think can actually READ this constitution?

cornholioprime · Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:25 pm

bob the desolate one wrote:IC CODING WE DONT NEED NO STINKING IC CODING!!!!!!
The last words of the leader of a small group of psychics found living in the burbs

:ok:

Guy_LeDouche · Unread post by **Guy_LeDouche** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:42 pm

IC CODING WE DONT NEED NO STINKING IC CODING!!!!!!
The last words of the leader of a small group of psychics found living in the burbs

HAHAHHAHAHAH! That was a riot!

Guy_LeDouche · Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:38 pm

Movie Geek Points, up for grabs:

Fast J the Gunslinger, in a stare down with Marshall Garrett:
Fast J: "I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye! In your dadgum eye!" (gun clicks empty)
Marshall: Yeah. Keep shootin'. Nothing's gonna happen.
Fast J (shurgging shoulders): Now you know my shame. Jedadiah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away.
+20 Movie Geek Points

General Jericho Holmes to (the former) King Robert Creed:
"You went halfway around the world. You spent a fortune. You did terrible things. Really terrible things Robert. And all for nothing."
+35 Movie Geek Points

Burt the Line Walker asking Frank the Necromancer about a strange screaming coming from a closet:
Burt: One question, Frank... This guy screaming in here, you sure it's a dead cadaver?
Frank: Why don't you open the door and find out?
Burt: Eh, I'm sorry Frank, I'll take your word for that.
+50 Movie Geek Points

Overheard from an unnamed NTSET Inspector in a 'Burbs Bar:"It's true what they say: NTSET and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."
+50 Movie Geek Points

SPECIAL BONUS QUESTION:

Trader Bob, Naruni Sales Rep:"Most things go in and out of style - that is with the exception of war, of course."
+150 Movie Geek Points

cornholioprime · Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:28 pm

"My name is Nxla --I'm your twin brother."

-Nxla

:roll:

"Oh, obviously-- the minute I sat down I felt like I was looking in a mirror." :roll:

-The Dweller Beneath

glitterboy2098 · Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:40 pm

"Anyone who has ever heard it when the land was covered with a blanket of snow and elusively lighted by shimmering moonlight, will never forget the strange, trembling wolf cry." ~ Unknown Scandinavian Soldier

Kapten Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see my father.
Löjtnant Herger: 'Lo, there do I see My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Kapten Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see
Löjtnant Herger: The line of my people...
Menig Edgtho: Back to the beginning.
Menig Weath: 'Lo, they do call to me.
NGR Hauptman Siegfried: They bid me take my place among them.
Kapten Buliwyf: In the halls of Valhalla...
NGR Hauptman Siegfried: Where the brave...
Löjtnant Herger: May live...
NGR Hauptman Siegfried: ...forever.

devillin · Unread post by **devillin** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:41 am

cornholioprime wrote:"My name is Nxla --I'm your twin brother."

-Nxla

"Oh, obviously-- the minute I sat down I felt like I was looking in a mirror."

-The Dweller Beneath

Twins

Subjugator · Unread post by **Subjugator** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:31 am

I think I've posted this before, but if I have not:

"Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness."

-Robert Creed, upon realizing his connection with God

Guy_LeDouche · Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:05 am

I think I've posted this before, but if I have not:

"Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness."

I think this has been up before. Either way, its from "The 13th Warrior".

Hmmm. Two "13th Warriors" quote on one page. :lol:

I didn't realize it was such a popular movie.

cornholioprime · Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:06 am

"All that you know, is at an end."

-Norrin Radd, Coalition Emmissary to Tolkeen

cornholioprime · Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:48 am

" www.NaruniInsurance.com
....so simple a Coalition Trooper can use it"

-Advertisement on a wall outside the 'Burbs

cornholioprime · Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:53 am

"It's a super-advanced robot.....probably Japanese."

-Sam Witwicky, Temporal Raider, encountering his first Repo-Bot

"What's crackin, $%*@^#_ .....??"

-Unnamed ARCHIE-Three prototype Infilrator 'Bot

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:31 am

CS NCO:Wheres your weapon?
CS Trooper:Damn thing tried to drown me.
CS NCO:Find a replacement.

Guy_LeDouche · Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:29 am

To piggyback on that last quote:

Tough-as-MD armor plate CS NCO: I wanna see plenty of space between men! Five men is a juicy opportunity, one man's a waste of ammo!"

And my favorite line in the whole movie:

Battle hardened CS Trooper to his Captain: "Well, it seems to me, sir, that God gave me a special gift, made me a fine instrument of warfare."

MrMom · Unread post by **MrMom** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:06 am

Saving priveit ryan

finn69 · Unread post by **finn69** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:15 pm

Dracurian wrote:+ 500 geeks points
"What do you mean they got away? We took them completly by surpise!" -Hagan Lonovich.
"Apparently it was not as great a surprise as we thought," -Number 256 (A-63 all-purpose heavy robot).
it was baltar to a cylon centurian in the original battlestar galactica

+1600 geek points
"What do you mean nobody showed!?" -Colonel Drake
"The Shifters didn't show, the daemons didn't show, NOBODY showed!" -Sgt. Trajan reporting a failed ambush.
this one i got no clue

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:06 am

Very good Guy :-D

Now try these
(1)"Time to go" anyone if seeing apsu awaked
(2)Gunslinger:Well I didn't think you show.
Professional Gambler:I'm your Huckleberry.
(3) If you cast it they will come. Found on a summoning scroll

Subjugator · Unread post by **Subjugator** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:58 am

batlchip wrote:Very good Guy
Now try these
(1)"Time to go" anyone if seeing apsu awaked
(2)Gunslinger:Well I didn't think you show.
Professional Gambler:I'm your Huckleberry.
(3) If you cast it they will come. Found on a summoning scroll

Number 1 - it was used in The Color Purple when Oprah Winfrey got mad at being called a Heifer.

/Sub

finn69 · Unread post by **finn69** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:35 pm

Dracurian wrote:"Does your Colonel allow you to sit with your feet upon his desk, drinking his scotch & smoking his cigars, Corporal?" -General Underhill

"Er, no sir, but I thought as long as one of us was reasonable, it would be all right," -Corporal Walters

M.A.S.H. radar o'reilly was the corporal in question.

Guy_LeDouche · Unread post by **Guy_LeDouche** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:37 pm

Here's a few goofy ones, from some classic cult and B-movies:

Interrogation of captured Necromancer Judas Malthus, by Colonel Thomas Caine, commander, Chi-Town NTSET Division:
Caine: But I understand your real interest is...
Malthus: Death, Colonel Caine, correct. Thanatology's the name for it. Death for you, Colonel, is a bureaucratic problem. Who did it. When, why did they do it. A problem to be solved, am I correct?
Caine: And for you?
Malthus: Well, I'm fascinated by death itself. What happens as we die, when we die. What happens after we die.

Overheard on CS radio frequencies after a staggering loss to Tolkeen forces:
SEND......MORE......CS!!!

Cyber Doc Dan Cain meeting the infamous Dr. Reid:
Cain: So Reid, what kind of medicine are you involved in?
Reid: Death

A Neuron Beast talking to a CS POW: No tears, please. Its a waste of good suffering.

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:28 am

Time to go was also said by Will Turner in the second pirates movie.(1)Do you wanna live forever?
(2)"It's been a lovely **** war." (Said by a coalition officer during SoT.)
(3)Sir,If you go down we all go down.

Damian Magecraft · Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:13 am

#1 is from conan

Lord_Dalgard · Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:13 am

Chello!

batlchip wrote:(2)"It's been a lovely **** war." (Said by a coalition officer during SoT.)

Platoon...the Infantry officer who calls the air strike in on his own camp because there are "gooks in the wire." The actor is retired CPT Dale (Something), USMC. Ooo-rah!

Guy_LeDouche · Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:29 pm

The actor is retired CPT Dale (Something), USMC. Ooo-rah!

Man, you need some bonus points for that!! :-D

He's Captain Dale Dye, U.S.M.C. [Retired]. There was a write up on him in one of my movie mags a couple of years ago. At the time, he ran a company called "Warriors Inc." an agency that offered military training and advisors to movies, tv, stage productions, etc.

Capt. Dye himself was a military advisor for (among others) Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers, Starship Troopers and the Medal of Honor video games.

Useless tidbit for today.

Lord_Dalgard · Unread post by **Lord_Dalgard** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:35 pm

Chello!

Yeah, he's quite a guy...he's all over Platoon....he's in the body bag that gets stacked at the beginning of the movie, he's the Huey door gunner in the famous Death scene...!

Tony

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:59 pm

Outstanding LD you get 200 points for that one

(3) Is not from Saving Private Ryan.
Magecraft you are correct. #1 was said by conan"s sweet heart when she came back from the dead to help him.

devillin · Unread post by **devillin** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:58 pm

Alejandro wrote:Oh wait! I REMEMBER NOW!!

3) was from We Were Soldiers! When Sam Elliot grabs Mel Gibson during the big firefight.

Uh-uh. Backdraft, with Kurt Russell.

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:32 am

Very good Al it was Sam in we where soldiers

Now name the actor and movie from this one.
Very good you win a cookie.(Bradford to creator of the kill cats)

Lord_Dalgard · Unread post by **Lord_Dalgard** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:19 pm

Chello!

How about.....

"As a base of operations, you can't beat a f***in' saloon."
Saloon owner to an unnamed gunfighter, somewhere in the New West

+150 points

Tony

Guy_LeDouche · Unread post by **Guy_LeDouche** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:43 pm

"As a base of operations, you can't beat a f***in' saloon."

That has got to be "Deadwood".

Lord_Dalgard · Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:05 pm

Chello!

Roger that, sir....+150 for you.

Tony

cornholioprime · Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:43 am

"...We needed a fabricated I.D. to get into Chi-Town, and you made one named 'McLovin' ?!?"

-Unnamed Federation of Magic Spymaster to apprentice agent

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:53 am

super bad

ShadowLogan · Unread post by **ShadowLogan** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:37 pm

Tolken Defender1 on Hovercycle: They have more skelebots than we have energy charges
Tolken Defender2 on Hovercycle: Then lets hold a demolition durbie (sp)
///

[maybe not misquoted per say...]

A Crazy runs out of sight of a battle and draws a Sword above their head that was hidden underneath their clothes on the back and says: By the power of gray skull... I have the power.
///

devillin · Unread post by **devillin** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:45 pm

ShadowLogan wrote:Tolken Defender1 on Hovercycle: They have more skelebots than we have energy charges
Tolken Defender2 on Hovercycle: Then lets hold a demolition durbie (sp)
///
[maybe not misquoted per say...]

Unknown Juicer just before Tolkien's Final Fall: We got Deadboys at the gates Deadboys in the air Deadboys inside the walls Deadboys Deadboys Deadboys. If we beat them off the walls they're still in the air if we shoot them out of the air they're still at the gates so where does that leave us? Nowhere that's where.

:-P

T-Willard · Unread post by **T-Willard** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:55 pm

"Quantity can have a quality all its own."
-General Ross Underhill, misquoting Stalin, upon seeing a division of Skelebots gathered for the Tolkeen War

"I will return."
-General Jerico Holmes, upon being forced into the Duloth Hive

"We're outnumbered, outgunned, low on ammo, have taken heavy casualties, and are low on armor assets, sir."-Private Lewis, 5th Mechanized Division, during the Sorcerer's Revenge.
"Is there anything we have sufficent numbers of?"-General Neely (KIA)
"The enemy, sir."-Private Lewis

"Take cover? Don't be ridiculous, they couldn't possibly hit anything at that..."
-last words of Major General Pooly, Tolkeen Army, in reference to his aide trying to convince him to take cover as the CS Army advanced in the final days of the Tolkeen War, right before being struck in the face by a sniper round.

glitterboy2098 · Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:49 am

"We aren't men disguised as dogs. We're wolves disguised as men."-Whitefang, Werewolf Tribal Leader

"Only a man can truly hope to kill a monster." - Vasily, Ectohunter

"Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire. "- Warlock motto

"You’re not human." - CS Soldier
"What? Would you have shot me if I was?"- Xavier Stuart

cornholioprime · Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:49 am

"You know how those Altarran Warrior Women are always saying 'Man, I got so drunk last night; I can't believe that I slept with those Ogres!'

Well, WE could be those Ogres!!!"

-unnamed teenage Ogre on the streets of Atlantis

finn69 · Unread post by **finn69** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:57 pm

ShadowLogan wrote:Tolken Defender1 on Hovercycle: They have more skelebots than we have energy charges
Tolken Defender2 on Hovercycle: Then lets hold a demolition durbie (sp)
///
hot rod and kup the transformers movie (animated)
[maybe not misquoted per say...]

A Crazy runs out of sight of a battle and draws a Sword above their head that was hidden underneath their clothes on the back and says: By the power of gray skull... I have the power.
///

he-man and the masters of the universe (any episode )

finn69 · Unread post by **finn69** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:57 pm

devillin wrote:
ShadowLogan wrote:Tolken Defender1 on Hovercycle: They have more skelebots than we have energy charges
Tolken Defender2 on Hovercycle: Then lets hold a demolition durbie (sp)
///
[maybe not misquoted per say...]

Unknown Juicer just before Tolkien's Final Fall: We got Deadboys at the gates Deadboys in the air Deadboys inside the walls Deadboys Deadboys Deadboys. If we beat them off the walls they're still in the air if we shoot them out of the air they're still at the gates so where does that leave us? Nowhere that's where.

blur transformers the movie (animated)

Lucas · Unread post by **Lucas** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:24 am

not a movie quote but still good

i use to think this world was a us vs. them -C.S grunt -1
and now - C.S. grunt - 2
well now there is only us. - C.S. grunt
2 Coalition Troopers standing in a burned Deebee village

Lucas · Unread post by **Lucas** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:16 am

my sixth sense is tingling

i would have waited an eternity for this, it is over Prosek
lord Dunscon to Emperor Prosek

Armorlord · Unread post by **Armorlord** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:07 am

"Among the many misdeeds of Coalition rule in it's territories, history will look on the act of depriving a whole nation of mega-damage arms, as the blackest." - Erin Tarn

"If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun." - Scholastic Monk traveling Rifts Earth

"Nothing in this world is what it ought to be, it's harsh and cruel. But that's why there's us. Champions. It doesn't matter where we came from, what we've done or suffered, or even if we make a difference. We live as though the world was what it should be, to show it what it can be." - Attributed to several persons, most popular being Lord Coake, though some say a mysterious 'List of Heroes' contains the actual quotee.

Jefram_denkar · Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:19 am

"Good, bad. I'm the one with the Boom Gun."

Roscoe Del'Tane · Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:49 pm

Dracurian wrote:"Trust your feelings Doc" - Mind-melter pilot to cyber-doc gunner

"Nope, I am pretty sure I'm going to use this really expensive targetting computer," - Cyber-doc

Duck Dodgers and his porky pig analog

glitterboy2098 · Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:13 pm

"The Coalition is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. When you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very people we're trying to save, but until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand that most of these people are not ready to be freed. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it. Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"
-Morpheus, Freedom Fighter

Roscoe Del'Tane · Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:25 am

Rogue Scholar: Pfft! Mike, I know that they probably deserved it, but that was still very cruel.

CS Special Forces: Man, if I can't be cruel to my enemies, what the heck do I want them for?

verdilak · Unread post by **verdilak** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:20 am

glitterboy2098 wrote:"The Coalition is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. When you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very people we're trying to save, but until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand that most of these people are not ready to be freed. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it. Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"
-Morpheus, Freedom Fighter

glitterboy2098 · Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:39 am

D-Bee: "On Kreelok, when a great warrior retires from the field of battle it is custom to sing a song of lament. Fortunately we are not on Kreelok."

Tanith: "I must say, Colonel, I was most intrigued by your means of arrival."
Col. O'Neill: "Yeah, it's a sweet ride. A little rusty, but it's still got zip."
Tanith: "How exactly did a Splugorth mothership come into your possession?"
Col. O'Neill: "Well, it was kind of a trade deal."
Tanith: "How so?"
Col. O'Neill: "Cron'cryth gave us his ship... and he got what was coming to him."

Col. O'Neill: I want the ship back the way we found it.
Jacob: We know, Jack. I still don't think it's necessary for you to be here.
Col. O'Neill: Sorry. Not lettin' her out of my sight.
Jacob: My mission is to oversee the relocation of the Slave liberation Movement base. What's yours again?
Col. O'Neill: Protect the free worlds council's big, fat asset. We've got 1 ,000 engineers and scientists just droolin' to go through this thing.
Jacob: You really think that's wise?
Col. O'Neill: Don't start with me, Jake.
Jacob: Remember when you tried to retrofit a Kittani fighter?
Col. O'Neill: Yes, I have that memory.
Jacob: This is vastly more complicated.
Col. O'Neill: Which is exactly why we're "Loaning" it to you in exchange for flying lessons.
Jacob: You know what I mean. Leave the ship with us.
Col. O'Neill: Not a chance.
Jacob: You have no idea how dangerous this thing is.
Col. O'Neill: Hey! We were smart enough to steal it in the first place, which is more than the liberation movement could do.

Dr. Jackson: Yeah, I think we have a problem here. I figure that flashing wasn't good news, and the fact that in Splugorth it says, "Warning! Warning!"