randomer item table

[Zer0 Kay]

#99 A murder wraith that continuously recites the part in Hamlet with Horatio's skull.

[Zer0 Kay]

#100 Some moron sitting and a long dead computer clapping gleefully while chanting I finally got 100... I finally got 100. If he is touched you suddenly get Zer0 K@y'ed and forget everything. EVERYTHING, what you were doing there, why your touching this guy, who you are, what that thing is at the end of that other thing that is touching that thing and most of all to breath.

OK yet another list ended. Some strike up the band then call a nuclear strike and then strike up another list.

[Rimmerdal]

#1 the Entire DVD collection of anything Bruce Cambel appeared in, A book entitled "If Chins could talk" and a case Old Spice.

[Zer0 Kay]

#1 the Entire DVD collection of anything Bruce Cambel appeared in, A book entitled "If Chins could talk" and a case Old Spice.

:? I don't get the case of old spice part...

[Mech-Viper Prime]

#2. a cup of coins with some mutant mouse face on the coins.

(Zer0 Kay , he is doing old spice commercials)

[Zer0 Kay]

#2. a cup of coins with some mutant mouse face on the coins.

(Zer0 Kay , he is doing old spice commercials)

What is it now for underchin anti-persperant?

[Rimmerdal]

#2. a cup of coins with some mutant mouse face on the coins.

(Zer0 Kay , he is doing old spice commercials)

What is it now for underchin anti-persperant?

Well, you know what they say about men with big chins....

[Nxla666]

#2. a cup of coins with some mutant mouse face on the coins.

(Zer0 Kay , he is doing old spice commercials)

What is it now for underchin anti-persperant?

Well, you know what they say about men with big chins....

They have more to shave?

[Rimmerdal]

#3: Electric Razor and several attachments, Bikini and a bottle taquilla.

[Mech-Viper Prime]

#4 a "lucky" rabbit foot(hope it bring more luck to you then it did the rabbit)

[Zer0 Kay]

#4 a "lucky" rabbit foot(hope it bring more luck to you then it did the rabbit)

Thought that one was already done in one of the previous lists.

Hey has someone already organized the last list? Maybe put links to the other complete lists in this thread too.

[Nxla666]

#6: A small plastic sign that reads "How do you keep an idiot busy? see other side"

[Lagos]

Number Seven at last: A Talking Wombat Named Steve with a backpack mounted Wilks Laser Pistol.

[Zer0 Kay]

#6: A small plastic sign that reads "How do you keep an idiot busy? see other side"

#8 The other side of the sign that says "How do you keep an idiot busy? see other side"

[Zer0 Kay]

#9 a simular sign to 8 and 6 with the addition of bullet holes... you also hear dueling banjos in the distance.

[abe]

#12.a rabbit gurded by a monty python

[Zer0 Kay]

#13 A soild suit of armor lying infront of a rabbit.

#14 The wiffle ball to number ten is found... several miles away from the bat.

[Ravenwing]

lol, I got the tables sent to me ,and some really freaking sweet character sheets. These tables are great, I love'em.

[9voltkilowatt]

#15: A bag of alien pretzels. Interestingly enough they are formed into shapes that the Megaverse has decreed are impossible ...roll to save V.S. Insanity at a -3.

If you fail you gain a permanent +1 to save V.S. Insanity as your mind has already seen and explained away a true conundrum.

If you succeed you gain a permanent fear of *true shapes*, sorry, even Elder Beings aren't supposed to comprehend a level of existence as fundamental as *true shapes*.


*true shapes* = I leave it up to your own imagination as to what "true shapes" are.

[CyCo]

#15: A bag of alien pretzels. Interestingly enough they are formed into shapes that the Megaverse has decreed are impossible ...roll to save V.S. Insanity at a -3.

If you fail you gain a permanent +1 to save V.S. Insanity as your mind has already seen and explained away a true conundrum.

If you succeed you gain a permanent fear of *true shapes*, sorry, even Elder Beings aren't supposed to comprehend a level of existence as fundamental as *true shapes*.


*true shapes* = I leave it up to your own imagination as to "what true" shapes are.

Non-Euclidean pretzels. Yum!!

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[CyCo]

# 16.

1d6+5 packets of Magic Gumtm (the kind that pops when you place it in your mouth).

When chewed and placed on a wound, heals, 3d6 SDC, 2d6 HP, or 1d4 MDC. If placed on a piece of damaged armour (body armour, PA, vehicle armour...), restores 1d3+3 MDC, or 1d6x10 SDC.

If the total is more than the maximum allowed, it's retained for 1d6x20 minutes, before dissipating.

If chewed and placed on a pierced spacesuit or spaceship hull, it will remain intact and repressurized for 2d6x10 minutes.

If placed in a fluid straight from the packet, it will render any poison neutral.

If sprinkled onto food, it will make it taste like a banquet, no matter how poor the food actually is.

There are reputed to be many more uses for this Magic Gum, more then even the unknown inventor had planned.

[Mithrindir]

# 17 New Lazlo Barbie

[9voltkilowatt]

# 18: A rare and powerful runic statue known as the "Golden Goblin of the fourth Age". Amongst its many powers are the abilities to mesmerize "weavers of the black arts" and can "cut a shine" like nobodies business.



*Thank you Korgoth of Barbaria.*

[CyCo]

#22 - Old Cheeeseburger....

Probably a Mc Donalds burger. We did an experiment in science in highschool. Teacher bought either a Mc Cheese burger or a Big Mac, un wrapped it and placed it on a plate on the windowsill.

For a month.

We were doing microbiology or something like that. At the end of the month, we had to check the burger for any new growths....and there were none.

So one of the students picked it up, blew off the dust, and ate it. He didn't get sick either.

Talk about added preservatives.

[CyCo]

#23

A print of Scream, except it looks like Cherico.

[Zer0 Kay]

#26 The missing giant two pronged fork from the set in #25... and a video of the "Ewwweee, I guarantee" cajun chef guy.

[Chuck McDaniel]

# 27 My sanity and money. I know i put 'em some where!?

Chuck

[Zer0 Kay]

#28 yOu FinD yOuR MiND... and Now EVeRy WaNTs a PIEce of iT.
If anyone picks this up it causes everyone else to desire it, they become agressive. Crazies can't help but pick it up.

[MDGiest]

32%-New Kids on the block single cassette tape (all those who listen to it must roll for a random insanity immediately!)

[MDGiest]

90. A functioning Cherry 5000 android.

LOL, good one! I love that movie....and I have idea why...


Mike

[MDGiest]

#63. A set of CD's titled "The Best of the Spice Girls".

34% a DVD labeled "Spice Girls Go To Hue Henfer's" in NTSC format...so no DVD player in NA will play it, sorry!

[Zer0 Kay]

#35- A set of ten sided dice that when rolled will convert any percent signs to number signs, within a 20' area.

[Zer0 Kay]

#37- A leather map tube is found on the ground. On it you read
On the ground
on a wall
On your chest
Does not matter
you will dig
and dig without rest.

Inside the tube is a map which has an aged map of the area with a dashed line that goes from where you happened to pick it up through accurate landmarks to an X. As you move the line will shorten and the map will become more detailed. The map will lead to the nearest X which is marking "the spot." If the character follows the map and finds the X they will be overcome with the urge to command everyone to dig. People on the X have a 5% chance of resisting the command +1%/foot beyond 5', so at 95' it has no effect. Where the X is doesn't matter the tube is supposed to read On the ground; On the wall; On the chest; Does not matter; you will dig; and dig without rest. How to avoid... don't open the tube or don't follow the map to the end.

[CyCo]

#38

A heavily chewed stick. Closer inspection reveals that the stick has been chewed upon by something with sharp teeth, like some sort of carnivore. Did I mention that the stick is about the size of a large tree trunk? In fact, it is a large tree trunk, and is the favourate chew toy of a Rhino Buffalo that has undergone a M.O.M conversion by some demented cyber-scientist (who also became a short lived chew toy...).

The Rhino-Buffalo (aka Buffy), has lost his favourate chew toy and will by mighty angry when he finds someone else playing with his 'stick'.

[Borast]

39 - The Cosmic Forge on vacation...Any reaction except completely ignoring it will result in the character being instantly and permanently removed from the Universe, dropped onto Dyvaal with a 30 metre tall glowing arrow floating above and behind the character, and an overwhelming need to spend the rest of his/her (now) immortal life tossing "Yo Mama" comments at everything that moves. (And promptly forgetting the fatal beating then received upon regaining consciousness.)

And you thought the Forge's sense of humour ended with the "kick me" sign on the back of the robe of the TGE Emperor...

40 - An I.O.U. from Splyncryth for several billion Galactic Credits...in the finder's name. Payable on demand. (Forged, but, hey...only Splyncryth and the GM know that niggly little detail).

[taalismn]

#41---Knuckle Sandwich
A massively built Juicer with a mohawk, and enough gold trim and jewelry on his arms and harness rig/body armor to qualify as a Glitterboy runs out of nowhere, screaming 'Fool!", punches/slaps 1d4 random PCs, then goes running back to where-ever he came from...

[verdilak]

43. A small William Shatner doll, that when picked up, turns into the real thing, only is now MDC. And he. Wont. Shut. Up. Ever. No. Matter. What. And he decided to stay with the person who touched him. Forever.

[CyCo]

#44.

A Turncoat. This is a high fashion longcoat, that has been made out of the top of the line MDC materials to give protection to the wearer. MDC to be determined by the GM.

However, this coat makes the wearer turn on his friends & family. At first, it's just minor things, like waking up the next morning and thinking 'this guys a jerk', when they've been life long mates. Over a period of 6 months, it goes from a minor dislike, to complete hatred. So much in fact, that after 6 months to the day, the very next argument will make the wearer go completely ballistic.

When this happens, the coat grants 2000 MDC, a force field that had 500 MDC which regenerates at 20MDC a round. It also grants the abilities to See the Invisible, Fly, Impervious to Energy and Invisibility (Superior), as well as an aura of Fear, all at 10th level of effect if applicable.

The coat can only be discarded if destroyed, or some other method determined by the GM.

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[9voltkilowatt]

#44. A Turncoat. This is a high fashion longcoat, that has been made out of the top of the line MDC materials to give protection to the wearer. MDC to be determined by the GM.

Thats awesome!

45. Another mans shoes.

The first being to place them on their feet is forced to walk a mile (direction determined by the GM) to see how it feels. At the end of this walk the player gets to make another roll on this table.

[CyCo]

# 46.

A bottle of Jolt Cola is found on the ground. Although 300+ years old, it is still fizzy and the bottle sealed. Labeling on the body is slightly faded but in good condition.

Anyone opening the bottle lets out a violent arc of lightning. Everyone within 60 feet take 6d6 md, everyone from 61 feet to 80 feet take 2d6 md.

Anyone who survives has a bonus of + 4 to initiative, + 2 to dodge/auto dodge/parry/auto parry, and a +6 to perception checks. They also have a cola taste in their mouths. All bonuses last for 24 hours.

If anyone drinks the cola after the lighting strikes, they'll receive an additional bonus of + 2d6 to both PP and SPD. This also lasts 24 hours. They'll also find that the cola is chilled. Only the first person drinking from the bottle gains the benefits to attributes.

If a Shocker survives the lightning &/or drinks from the bottle, he gains double the effects.

[verdilak]

#48 A dirty and dingy shoebox that contains the entire internet up to the day the Rifts came. Of course, if you open it, you have to roll a 16+ on initiative to close it quickly enough or else you lose the internet, which will, after some time, become mutated by the Rifts and the magic, and will become an unstopable monster that has all the information and power of the internet at it's disposal. Soon you will see people curse by this thing to have magical billboards appear over their heads whenever you speak to them. And so on.

[beatobur]

#56 A magical little toy that has a bear on a unicycle smoking a cigarette and juggling balls. It will do this indefinitely. CURSED Will cause the owner to giggle continuously.

[CyCo]

#58.

A bath sponge. No matter where it's found, it's always wet. Can be sucked on to provide .5 days of water to a single human a day. But if sucked on, it tastes like soap, but at least it will help you stay alive just a little longer...

[Zer0 Kay]

#62 A box of rocks found with #59. This one will inevitabley be opened after the contents of the other box are tested.

If the players consume these they will 'increase' their I.Q. to that of a box of rocks... yeah there stupid now.

[CyCo]

#69 (dude!)

A severed head is found on the ground. When the party walk around to the front, it speaks to them. It tells them it is a genie, and if reunited with it's body, it will grant 3 wishes.

If it really belongs to a genie, or some form of devil, is up to the GM. Same with the wishes.

[bigbobsr6000]

#70. A pair of Rose Colored Glasses. If you don't know the story of these glasses, the wearer sees everything as "Rosey". All is fine, no danger, everything is peaceful, humorous, etc.

[bigbobsr6000]

#72. A glass slipper.

[Nxla666]

#73: a working copy of Metalocalypse(sp?) special edition.

[CyCo]

#75

A block and tackle. Can be used to lift engines out of a car, and the usual heavy lifting one uses a block & tackle for.

Also, gives a %10 bonus on seduction roles.

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[Zer0 Kay]

#78 You find someone elses hair stuck in your significant others zipper!