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Well finally.
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sasha wrote:Indeed. That story really lingered for too long, and it looks like some details were omitted. Maybe Kolya's been body-snatched.
Anyway.
Only one way to know for sure.
AIM FOR THE HEAD!!!!
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Well with the flashlight you like to blind 'em at the same time, right?
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I like those flashlights that flick on and off repeatedly - don't let their eyes adjust.
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lather wrote:Natasha wrote:Yay, Susan!
kicks lather, you're a bottleneck.
Congratulations and I posted the rest of the story so now you just have yourself to blame young lady.
Looks she was inspired; she scrapped two stories that I know of. Settled on the night encounter story.
Finally did something with an old friend of Ron's and Kolya's; or least that's my bet. Will the villain get away again?
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I remember it, sounded like Shang was referring to Juicers
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Oh, not a big number, but a interesting one - Eilonwy passes Darken.
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Hmmm, Ron's been at this 3 years today - Kolya 3 years tomorrow . . . might explain the posting blitz from us.
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I spent the other day recalling some of the stories over the years... and some Private Messages that I sent in 2005 that never been read and so I just erased them, which I kind of regret.Jefffar wrote:Hmmm, Ron's been at this 3 years today - Kolya 3 years tomorrow . . . might explain the posting blitz from us.
But today, no, I have a few compilations that are taking longer than usual to complete.
But I'll probably be reflecting again, looking for some of the smaller and more obscure stuff such as http://lazlosociety.org/viewtopic.php?p=954#954. I miss the debunkers; not sure I could pull it off.
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Daddy's little girl returns from a nightmare realm and hits post 500.
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Ethan Skinner joins the three digit club.
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Too bad there's no cybernetic hands available in BtS, huh?
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Then he could have all his digits...
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And a few more than that.
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My friend is actually writing similar story for LazloSociety forums right now. A sort of flesh golem Frankenstein's monster creature to haunt the country side looking for something obscure called Life Water from Russian folklore. She might change her mind though and give it a different quest, but it looks like it might get busted up before it begins.ash_wednesday wrote:Natasha wrote:Too bad there's no cybernetic hands available in BtS, huh?
No..but I'll be he could use some black magic to attach someone else's hand to his arm. maybe a dead body part or something.
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Ah. That's cool. I'd use it as a villain.ash_wednesday wrote:That's a bit different then from my idea. i was thinking that once the hand was attached, it gets an evil mind of it own. Starts to cause minor trouble to the players, like poking girls in the no-no places without him noticeing it until he gets slapped. After a while, the hand grows more powerful and starts to take over the character's body and starts to kill people.
You know, the Scarlet Hunter is probably my favourite creature from the BtS book. When I read your post that thing popped into my head. I know it's not the same and I'm not sure why I even mentioned it hehe. Such slow taking over things are really cool; probably that's why I did.
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He's also called Nacarant in First Edition.
It's red slime that envelops victims wholly feeding on their P.P.E. It's also a very powerful magic user which makes it a hell of a lot more dangerous.
It's red slime that envelops victims wholly feeding on their P.P.E. It's also a very powerful magic user which makes it a hell of a lot more dangerous.
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Awesome.
Now imagine one of those on a space ship.
Now imagine one of those on a space ship.
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Excellent. I like it.
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There's something quite unpleasant about shooting the only guy for light years capable of fixing the engines.
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ship's floor vibrates
"What the ...?"
"Let's go check the engine room."
Hehe.
"What the ...?"
"Let's go check the engine room."
Hehe.
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So Malakai reached the century club.
I don't think many on the board will be wishing him happy returns though.
I don't think many on the board will be wishing him happy returns though.
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Who?
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He's a posting villain - as a general rule they tend to get snuffed out before this.
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Rosencrest crosses the C barrier.
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Sorry I missed this one, Shang Lie reaches the 500 mark.
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Also missed Bearshaman.
Soon all of our top 50 posters will have more than 100 posts.
I remember not too long ago not all of our top 10 posters had more than 100 posts.
Soon all of our top 50 posters will have more than 100 posts.
I remember not too long ago not all of our top 10 posters had more than 100 posts.
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Eilonwy hits her 666th post
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I wonder if Victor Lazlo foresaw that?
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Kolya always planned his Lazlo Milestones, but we're done with those now. Natasha did, too, I think. I'm not sure if LazloSasha has a milestone yet
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I think I only have one milestone and it was planned, yip.
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Not exactly Lazlo, but Eilonwy's player hit 666 here too.
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Yay! And I was here to see it.
I was raised to beleive if you can't say something nice about a person, say nothing at all. This has led to living a very quiet life.
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I'm open to suggestions.Petite Elfgirl wrote:sasha wrote:Kolya always planned his Lazlo Milestones, but we're done with those now. Natasha did, too, I think. I'm not sure if LazloSasha has a milestone yet
We'll just have to work on that.
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Damn! I forgot I was going to make the 'Mission Complete' post Nemesis' 100th.
Oh well, here's hoping the death of dym falls on number 200.
Oh well, here's hoping the death of dym falls on number 200.
I was raised to beleive if you can't say something nice about a person, say nothing at all. This has led to living a very quiet life.
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I figure if all else fails, I can always spam the boards.
Is he dead yet?
How about now?
Now?
Is he dead yet?
How about now?
Now?
I was raised to beleive if you can't say something nice about a person, say nothing at all. This has led to living a very quiet life.
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WWVLD?
Someone who tells you what to think is trying to control you. Someone who teaches you how to think is trying to free you.
WWVLD?