AtB2 Blooper/Comedy Sketch Reel?

[Rathorc Lemenger]

Scene: a TV Studio.
Mutant Bear: You can call me Yuri, the Russian Tap Dancing Bear from Scotland.
Reporter: Wait. A Russian Tap Dancing Bear from Scotland?
Yuri: Yes.... *does the two-step* my family imigrated. Now, where are my Vodka and Hagus?

*Author's note: I'm not trying to insult anyone here... Just trying to be funny on only 2 hours sleep.*

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

[taalismn]

"Behold...I am....MARGARINE MAN!!!! Healthier Than Butter! Lower in Cholesterol! ....okay, you can quit laughing..."

"I AM MEGOS!!! BOW TO YOUR NEW GOD, INSECTS!!!"
"Your fly's open"
"WHAT DARE YOU SA--_oops_"
...*zip*...
"...NOW!!! Where was I...?!"

[Roscoe Del'Tane]

Scene: An extremely hairy bear (with hibernation as a desadvantage) has been hired to baby sit the genius son of a V.I.P... during winter. Of course the bear falls asleep, just before Junior finds the electris hair trimmer.

BZZZZZZZ!

[taalismn]

Mutant Moose: "I'm not sure what it is or why it's growing up there, but a I sure as heck didn't spend any Bio-E on it!"(points to the leg and foot growing out of his antlers)

[Rathorc Lemenger]

Here goes a new one:

A female mutant mouse is sitting at a bar, drinking a pint of moonshine, when a male mutant moose walks up a sits down. After a few moments of silence, the mouse turns and looks at the moose and watches him for a few minutes.

Mouse: *with a drunken lisp* Is it true what they say???

Moose: ‘bout what???

Mouse: Is it true about the fact that the bigger you are, the bigger you are down there??

Moose: *Smirks* Weeelll. I don’t like to brag but…..

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Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

[Rathorc Lemenger]

The morel of that joke is: Size Level COUNTS.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

[Rathorc Lemenger]

Figured that someone had to do a joke about it.... and it was pretty funny.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.