[IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

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[IN THE NEWS] Chilli the Giant Cow

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Holy Heifer Batman! No, this picture has not been photo shopped; that's a 6 foot tall cow.

LUKE SALKELD, in an article for the Daily Mail, wrote: "The black and white Friesian bullock weighs well over a ton and at the same height as a small elephant, casts a shadow over his cattle companions who are about 5ft.

The heifer, who is almost as high as he is long, lives at the Ferne Animal Sanctuary in Chard, Somerset, after he was left on their doorstep aged just six-days-old.

Nine years on, Chilli has kept on growing, and staff believe the giant will smash a record for Britain's tallest ever cow."

If this guy was a Purebred line of cattle in the Plains of the Free Cattle I'm sure few people would mess with them.
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Here's what scared me:
Despite his grand stature, Chilli only grazes on grass during the day and enjoys the occasional swede as a treat.

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The kids trying to push the cow are either very brave, or very dumb.
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That's a lot of bull.

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LOL Bad CyCo :thwak:
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Can you imagine trying to tip that one?? :lol:
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Holy cow. :eek:
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Or as the Turtles would say, COWabunga!


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CyCo wrote:Or as the Turtles would say, COWabunga!


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I'm gonna need a bigger stick :lol:
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Rali wrote:
CyCo wrote:Or as the Turtles would say, COWabunga!


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I'm gonna need a bigger stick :lol:


Geez, don't have a cow, man.

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Damn, I don't even have a friesian of speech around here any moore.

What an udder disappointment.

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If we get any worse with the puns, they're gonna 'angus.
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Mark Hall wrote:If we get any worse with the puns, they're gonna 'angus.



Well we will have to just steer clear of them.
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But is it worth the heif'r't?
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Rali wrote:LOL Bad CyCo :thwak:



What's your beef with bad puns? :D
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If they don't like bad puns around here, they better hoof it.

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Oh-vey.... no Mooooore please. I'm starting to want spare ribs now thanx to you all.

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Think we've milked this one yet of bad puns?

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Watch, as more puns go pasteurize.

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