The Stupidest Angel: a Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror by Christopher Moore
A child has witnessed the horrid shovel-related death of a man in a Santa suit. All he wants for Christmas is for Santa to be alive again (how else is he going to score all that Christmas loot?).
Raziel, the titular Stupidest Angel, sent to earth to grant one child a Christmas Miracle, decides to fulfil this wish...and unleashes a horde of brain-hungry gossip and IKEA obsessed zombies upon the Northern California town of Pine Cove.
Only the town's pothead Constable, a sword-wielding former movie Warrior Babe of the Outlands off of her meds, and a man-slut pilot with a talking fruitbat can save the day.
Those of you who have read Moore know what to expect: sick, crude, warped, obscene, and hilarious humor at it's very best.
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas...
