What is the worst thing you can think of...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:11 pm

Vrykolas2k wrote:
Daniel2112 wrote:
Anne Coulter

Taalismn, I say this with the utmost respect, fear, and admiration. You are a sick, twisted, evil bastard. Now taking this idea to the logical conclusion... Empress Anne Prosek.

Not at all.
She'd join/ take over The Republicans.

Shhh....the next step is to denounce Mrs. Prosek as a whinny complainer playing the victim(or a Tolkeen symp) and get the Emp to divorce her...THEN she marries him...

Pox · Unread post by **Pox** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:45 pm

I don't know if it would be the worst thing to come out but what if a Rift opened in space and out floated...

The Satellite of Love!

Which station would Joel/Mike align with? Would the robots see how their mechanical brethren are being treated by Cyberworks and revolt? Would the killer satellites immediately target them and make them goo?

The Beast · Unread post by **The Beast** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:48 pm

Naga the Serpent. :badbad:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:20 pm

Pox wrote:I don't know if it would be the worst thing to come out but what if a Rift opened in space and out floated...

The Satellite of Love!

Which station would Joel/Mike align with? Would the robots see how their mechanical brethren are being treated by Cyberworks and revolt? Would the killer satellites immediately target them and make them goo?

Great...just what we need...the MST'ed version of the R:UE....

Library Ogre · Unread post by **Library Ogre** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:10 am

Apollo wrote:The worst thing I can think of coming through a rift is something competely natural: a meteor. The populations and automated systems in orbit could stop a regular meteor from impacting the Earth, but if one with sufficient size and speed came flying through a rift, it would be an extinction event.

Wow. That would be nasty. Just a random, horrific, explosion as an interstellar hunk of rock slammed into the atmosphere and then the ground.

Marcethus · Unread post by **Marcethus** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:26 am

The Lord of the Deep actually doing something to actively take over.

The Beast · Unread post by **The Beast** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:50 pm

Daniel2112 wrote:Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Eh, maybe if you were depending on them to save your life or something.

Nightbreed · Unread post by **Nightbreed** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:09 pm

Don't know about you, but to me the alien from John Carpenter's "the Thing" would be bad, the whole planet and galaxy probably would be screwed (well, maybe not everyone since there are non organic lifeforms but....

)

Qev · Unread post by **Qev** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:19 pm

The Jain nanoplague would probably be pretty awful, as would the Killers from The Forge of God...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:31 pm

Qev wrote:The Jain nanoplague would probably be pretty awful, as would the Killers from The Forge of God...

Oh yeah...killer Von Neumann Machines...

Shadyslug · Unread post by **Shadyslug** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:26 am

Richard Simmons as a Flooper...

Marcethus · Unread post by **Marcethus** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:59 am

Floopers in general.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:12 am

The Flooper Imperium...'Bow before our might!(FLOOP-FLOOP-FLOOP!)'

rat_bastard · Unread post by **rat_bastard** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:03 pm

Gypsy-Dancer wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Vrykolas2k wrote:
Daniel2112 wrote:
Anne Coulter

Taalismn, I say this with the utmost respect, fear, and admiration. You are a sick, twisted, evil bastard. Now taking this idea to the logical conclusion... Empress Anne Prosek.

Not at all.
She'd join/ take over The Republicans.

Shhh....the next step is to denounce Mrs. Prosek as a whinny complainer playing the victim(or a Tolkeen symp) and get the Emp to divorce her...THEN she marries him...

No, Anne Coulter actually is too anti-Nazi to have anything to do with the CS.

Have you listened to her or read her books? She and the CS are a perfect match.

Library Ogre · Unread post by **Library Ogre** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:38 pm

Gypsy, Ratty, since I know you're both Sound Offers, can you kindly move the discussion of Anne Coulter there? This is a silly thread, but I don't see any reason to get it closed.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:44 pm

The Auditors of Reality...Because all that mortal life is too chaotic to exist in a rational universe

The Four Horsemen's FAMILIES(the people they were trying to get AWAY from)....

rem1093 · Unread post by **rem1093** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:52 am

The Pantheon of Monty Python.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:13 pm

Marcethus wrote:Floopers in general.

:
"Get a load of this."
"What's so remarkable about that thing? It looks like an old M79 40mm grenade launcher...single shot, lousy range...just a big shotgun..."
"Except for these shells...see the identification codes? See this pattern? The pink ones? We figured out what they do...encases the target in a forcebubble...then it dissolves your clothing, and some sort of mindshock spell snaps your brain and hypnotizes you into an obediant slave..."
"Egad..."
"The ones with the ornage circle are even worse...seals the target in a force bubble...then incinerates anything inside it with what we estinmate is a 1.8 kiloton equivalent plasma charge..."
"Dear god....that's...who could think of something so evil?"
"THese guys, apparently..."
"That's..that's a flooper's head!"
"Yep...whole guy was coming after me with this thing until I divided and conquered...Fast as he was, he made the mistake of jumping where he didn't figure my blade would be..."
"It's wearing some sort of nightvision goggles..."
"Take a look in the mouth..."
"He's got..."
"Some sort of implants, as far as we can tell...professional job...but yeah, he's got a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth..."
"Wearing that, and armed with that?! Some sort of asssassin? THis guy some sort of rogue?"
"We're hoping so...because if there's more of these guys out there armed with flooper bloopers with the sort of munitions this guy was packing...we could be in a @@@@load of trouble not seen since the Blue Zone Terrors...."

Rimmerdal · Unread post by **Rimmerdal** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:18 am

Zod...

Steeler49er · Unread post by **Steeler49er** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:49 am

NO...
Zod would be the BEST things to come through a Rift...
And If he'd have been on the Ballot<and existed>this year, I woulda gotn over my Anarchistic utter dislike of the voting system and voted for him...

Well, Zod FER 2012!

Qev · Unread post by **Qev** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:07 pm

Superboy-Prime.

cornholioprime · Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:09 pm

Does no one here remember Thang except for me and Killer?? :cry:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:45 pm

cornholioprime wrote::cry: Does no one here remember Thang except for me and Killer??

Nope...can't say I know of Thang...

The Beast · Unread post by **The Beast** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:03 pm

cornholioprime wrote::cry: Does no one here remember Thang except for me and Killer??

Either that or they don't care...

Unless they're like me, which means they neither know nor care.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:42 pm

duck-foot wrote:rat_bastard in a speedo

You hear an ominous roll of thunder?

rat_bastard · Unread post by **rat_bastard** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:36 pm

duck-foot wrote:rat_bastard in a speedo

did I do something to you lately? You seem to be down on me lately.

not that there is anything wrong with that.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:46 pm

Daniel2112 wrote:Personally, I thought he meant FAT Bastard in a speedo.

The squishing sound you hear is of me tearing out my eyes...

Crazy Lou · Unread post by **Crazy Lou** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:57 pm

I'd say that the nano-plague from Splicers would be really bad... at least for half of all life on the planet...

I'd also agree with the meteor thought. That's be crazy bad. Or similarly, something like a supernova or a rift next to a black hole. Also obviously the Old Ones awake would be really bad too...

Or for those of you who watch HEROES, peter petrelli, before he got nerfed. Or I guess you could say that'd be a good thing since he loves saving the world. The bad one would be a Sylar who's killed pre-nerf-Peter, and isn't all apathetic about getting POWER like he is now.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:15 pm

Thoth waking up as his bad old self...

Qev · Unread post by **Qev** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:44 pm

Kind of a long-term threat, but Photino Birds could be problematic...

tomiecat23 · Unread post by **tomiecat23** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:45 pm

The coalition of Tonberry's

Thoth waking up with full memory

The Galactus Kid · Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:07 pm

jhwrench wrote:With all the random portals opening on Rifts all the time, if enough opened under the oceans over time the world's oceans could eventually dry up. Think about how much water a Shifter could siphon to another world if he used a ley line nexus, now imagine if he siphoned water from a toxic or diseased world into a city's drinking reservoir. Just a few could taint so much.

Gasses and Liquids don't go through the Rifts like that. Thats why a rift can open up in to space and not suck everyone through

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:35 pm

Qev wrote:Kind of a long-term threat, but Photino Birds could be problematic...

Dimensional Rifts are infinitely easier to create than Xelee Escape Hatches/Great Attractors...

Steeler49er · Unread post by **Steeler49er** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:38 pm

Qev wrote:Kind of a long-term threat, but Photino Birds could be problematic...

???Photino Birds???
I remembered those things instantly the second I saw the name, from a book an old friend of mine told me the 5 min quick story version of like 15 years ago. A.I.R. (As I Recall) they live in stars for a long<Very long> time before Kakking it?
I'm sure in 1000 years it May become a problem.

On another note, is it me or do Photino Birds sound like some Gooooood eattn?
"Mmmm CHICKEN!"-Invader Zim-'Ep 17' (Rise of the Zitboy)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:49 pm

Gray Goo Nanotech Swarms

Qev · Unread post by **Qev** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:47 pm

Steeler49er wrote:
Qev wrote:Kind of a long-term threat, but Photino Birds could be problematic...

???Photino Birds???
I remembered those things instantly the second I saw the name, from a book an old friend of mine told me the 5 min quick story version of like 15 years ago. A.I.R. (As I Recall) they live in stars for a long<Very long> time before Kakking it?
I'm sure in 1000 years it May become a problem.

Well, I did say long term... :lol:

But yeah, they were dark matter creatures in Stephen Baxter's 'Xeelee' stories that reproduce inside stars. Supernovae tend to disrupt this, so they launched a project to syphon energy out of the cores of stars to prevent this... which unfortunately causes the stars to become red giants; bad news for the entire neighbourhood. Even worse, they decided to do it to every star in the universe.

Oh, and if you seriously tick them off, they'll throw a galaxy at you at relativistic speed. :lol:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:49 pm

The dense matter birds from Frederic Brown's 'Placet is a Crazy Place'....they fly through ordinary matter as if it were air, setting off shockwaves and turbulence in normal matter as they pass...Rolling Earthquakes, folks....

(SHIFTY) · Unread post by **(SHIFTY)** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:56 pm

Rip Taylor!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:35 pm

An galactic confederation of clowns and street mimes...

Balabanto · Unread post by **Balabanto** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:37 pm

Dick Cheney in a Speedo, driving a Mega-Damage Cadillac Convertible with his big bodied hookers in white top hats, blasting Barry White out of his speakers while he fires railguns at his own attorneys.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:15 pm

Balabanto wrote:Dick Cheney in a Speedo, driving a Mega-Damage Cadillac Convertible with his big bodied hookers in white top hats, blasting Barry White out of his speakers while he fires railguns at his own attorneys.

Dick Cheney, after a few beers, in your backyard with a 'field legal' manportable railgun/grenade launcher combo(loaded for thunderbeetle), a bad case of 'buck fever', and his glasses just fell off...

Oh, and he brought his Kreeghor hunting Hounds with him...

He's just the first of several thousand similarly equipped and snockered clones that defrosted from stasis after the crash of that TGE transport not far from your house...

Zombie Paparazzi---No matter how many times you kill them, they just keep crawling and clawing back to stick their cameras in your business(the latest footage of the octoplets going home reminded me of a zombie movie with all the photographers surrounding and clinging to the car)...

Vrykolas2k · Unread post by **Vrykolas2k** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:55 pm

Cher.

Oberoth · Unread post by **Oberoth** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:30 pm

Q from star trek... :nh:

The flying purple people eater...

Dennis rodman... :lol:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:24 pm

Marvel Zombies----The Post-Galactus SuperZombie WorldEaters...

Captain Shiva · Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:52 pm

Daniel Stoker wrote:
Hagan Lonovich wrote:Not to sound like a newb but what are Daleks? I get that they are like the Mechanoids(although i doubt they are as cool as the ones in SB 2) but what is the history of them?

They're from Doctor Who back in the early 1960's, and have been a ongoing menace in the series. If you want, you can read up on them here.

Daniel Stoker

The mechanoids, as well the Borg from Star Trek, also owe a lot to Fred Saberhagen's Berserkers.

Qev · Unread post by **Qev** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:05 am

Ryogi Shiki, who, in an instant of uncharacteristic clumsiness, trips on her way through the rift and accidentally stabs the Earth to death with her knife...

:lol:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:08 pm

Relativistic missiles...aka world-killers...you get like MICROSECOND warning they're coming insystem on a kill vector...

DhAkael · Unread post by **DhAkael** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:38 pm

The Sleepers from the Deathstalker series.
Seriously bad mojo with those critters :eek:

Or the Haedenmen; Eveloved cybernetic warriors bent on converting or eleminating the human species..and they are ALL individuals, unlike the other umm... cyberneticly enhanced humanoids from that 'other' franchise which will not be named

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:26 pm

The Deathstar...as run by IG-88...allied with the Mechanoids...and with the faulty thermal exhaust port stuffed with the bodies of the original engineering crew....

Library Ogre · Unread post by **Library Ogre** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:44 pm

taalismn wrote:The Deathstar...as run by IG-88...allied with the Mechanoids...and with the faulty thermal exhaust port stuffed with the bodies of the original engineering crew....

Fortunately, lacking a functioning thermal exhaust port, it quickly explodes from excess heat. ;-)