Funny items

[azazel1024]

The armor of akward moments - This armor's buckles let go at all the wrong times. When that Nimro is swinging a battle axe at you, when an ogre is about to ram a sword through your chest, when you bend over in front of that fair maiden.

Fleet feet - This boots seem to magically make you run at incredible speed, except when you need it the most. Like some bad dream the moment you actually NEED to run fast its like your stuck in quicksand. Normally double Spd, however in combat or other times of actual need see your character's speed reduced by 75% and -3 to dodge!
-Matt

[GreenGhost]

This became like a hobby of mine, cause i noticed wile playing with my party, that all the magic items we find will be put on without questions. My Char. allways had to pay some magic users to get infos on the items...
BUT NOW i'm Gm and my world is filled with cursed items .

Here some of them:

The Ring to see The Unseen: Who ever puts that ring on will See Things only he can see ( like some Bad LSD trip)

The Ring of Target: All Arrows, bullets, throwing Weapons and so on will hit you in a radius of 30 meters... even the one you shot.

The Ring of Skill: Wile Wearing this ring The player needs to roll OVER the Current Skill % ( good for skills just learned, but try talk to someone from your hometown )


If you guys got some idears on Items post them i put them in good use

Back around '89 I created a Magic Item a lot like your Ring of Target, but it was in the form of a pair of soft leather gloves. It sucked for the Character who first found them since all missile weapons were "attracted" to the gloves. The gloves actually regenerated damage done to them. Once the Character realized what the gloves did they had a bag made that negated the missile attraction while in the bag. The Character started using the gloves against archers by tossing them to the ground when being attacked with that type of weapon.

[DarkwingDuk]

Besides the classic D&D girdle of sex change, I had a amulet of the jester, once per day it would hurl a vulgar insult using the characters voice (ventriloquism spell). It was great for provoking fights. Ladies Gloves of goosing? The female minstrel thought they looked pretty, unfortunately they had to goose the 1D10th male rear ends it passed. Of course the males always understood it was just accident.... Finally I had ink of vapor, that erased itself after 1d4 hours. Last time it was right in the middle of a dungeon map....