What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
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What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
They would love their slaver's ask them out to the prom. Any other idea's?
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"Does this outfit make me look fat?"
Hotrod wrote:I haven't noticed saints getting the bad end of the bargain at all. Sure, a lot of them die in pain and poverty. A lot of jerks die in agony, betrayal, and humiliation, often taking their own lives rather than having to face the consequences of what they've done.
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
The other BWW on the barge?
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Does this net gun go with my wrist lasers?
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Did I shave my legs before we went out slaving ?
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Men are pigs.
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
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May you be blessed with the ability to change course when you are off the mark.
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"Bet this jerk is staring at my breasts."
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Was it parry...duck...strike
or duck...parry...strike?
or duck...parry...strike?
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
What does the blind warrior women's skin tight "uniform" have M.D.C. wise? Like 35 M.D.C.?
If PCs are victorious in a battle vs. slavers and blind warrior women it would certainly be wise to salvage any of this wonder material. Would make a hell of a second chance vest under normal body armor.
Better yet lets hit the sew shop in Atlantis where they make these things!
If PCs are victorious in a battle vs. slavers and blind warrior women it would certainly be wise to salvage any of this wonder material. Would make a hell of a second chance vest under normal body armor.
Better yet lets hit the sew shop in Atlantis where they make these things!
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Dang...he looks good in chains. Sploogie, can I keep this one?
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
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CCCCCCHHHHHHHeeeeeeezzzzzeeee.....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
airdale91 wrote:- Having a bad hair day
George the Slaver: Wanda, that's the third target you've missed today.
Wanda the BWW: F-off, I'm having a bad hair day!
George the Slaver: Umm, you don't have any hair....
Wanda the BWW: Damn, I quit!!
.
Slaver: "All my girls are acting funny...it's...oh hell...they've got CRAMPS!!!!!!!!! RUNNNNNN!!!!! Or in my case...SLLLIIITTHHHHEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"Who said that?"
"Did I leave the iron on?"
"I wonder what 75% of BWW think about?"
"Could I invent an RPG about a mundane life trying to earn a living so I could escape all this excitement of enslaving folk?"
"Just how high is my beauty on a scale of 3-24?"
"OMG, she is wearing the same outfit as me, how embarrassing!"
"Did I leave the iron on?"
"I wonder what 75% of BWW think about?"
"Could I invent an RPG about a mundane life trying to earn a living so I could escape all this excitement of enslaving folk?"
"Just how high is my beauty on a scale of 3-24?"
"OMG, she is wearing the same outfit as me, how embarrassing!"
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"Look me in the eyes, not in the *****."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"Look UP HERE....my eyes Radar Senses are UP HERE."
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17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
cornholioprime wrote:"Look UP HERE....my eyes Radar Senses are UP HERE."
Who's to say that they are not their eyes, they could work like the old fashioned radar domes.
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Anthar wrote:cornholioprime wrote:"Look UP HERE....my eyes Radar Senses are UP HERE."
Who's to say that they are not their eyes, they could work like the old fashioned radar domes.
well, we do know for a fact that they aren't used for child rearing... the way the BWW reproduce, there's no period of time where the offspring requires a diet of milk.
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"I just saved a bundle by switching to GEICO!"
"If I have only my perspective to observe and experience the universe, doesn't that mean I can ONLY perceive the universe as centered around me, or..."
"Let's get this over with; I wanna get back to my Fantasy Deadball..."
"Did I remember to turn the gas off before leaving the house?"
"If I have only my perspective to observe and experience the universe, doesn't that mean I can ONLY perceive the universe as centered around me, or..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Is it a five-count or a three-count on a hand grenade?"
"Come on, come on; I wanna get back and down to J.C. Penny's for the big sale!"
" It's official: I'm surrounded by idiots."
"Ya know, she looks really HOT in that outfit."
"Come on, come on; I wanna get back and down to J.C. Penny's for the big sale!"
" It's official: I'm surrounded by idiots."
"Ya know, she looks really HOT in that outfit."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"Damn, I farted. I hope nobody noticed..."
"If Sluggo back there grabs my arse one more time, I'll...."
"...eeeggggg.....Barge-sick again...."
"If Sluggo back there grabs my arse one more time, I'll...."
"...eeeggggg.....Barge-sick again...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"Don't laugh when someone says 'Splugorth'. Don't laugh when someone says 'Splugorth'. Don't laugh when someone says Splu..."
....... "Aw crap....."
....... "Aw crap....."
Blade with whom I have lived.
Blade with whom I now die.
Serve right and justice one last time.
Seek one last heart of evil.
Still one last life of pain.
Cut well old friend...
and then farewell.
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Blade with whom I now die.
Serve right and justice one last time.
Seek one last heart of evil.
Still one last life of pain.
Cut well old friend...
and then farewell.
-Sir Orin Neville Smyth, Flight of Dragons
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"Bulbous Bouffant."
"Macadamia."
"Gazeebo."
"Bulbous Bouffant."
"Macadamia."
"Gazeebo."
"Macadamia."
"Gazeebo."
"Bulbous Bouffant."
"Macadamia."
"Gazeebo."
Blade with whom I have lived.
Blade with whom I now die.
Serve right and justice one last time.
Seek one last heart of evil.
Still one last life of pain.
Cut well old friend...
and then farewell.
-Sir Orin Neville Smyth, Flight of Dragons
Blade with whom I now die.
Serve right and justice one last time.
Seek one last heart of evil.
Still one last life of pain.
Cut well old friend...
and then farewell.
-Sir Orin Neville Smyth, Flight of Dragons
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
i'm the original BWW on this barge! arn't I?
these shades don't work
im the one that need's eyes but its this ***** barge that gets 12 of them
these shades don't work
im the one that need's eyes but its this ***** barge that gets 12 of them
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"To shave my pits or not..."
"It's always the same with mom; nag, nag, nag....'When I was YOUR age, I didn't act anywhere near as reckless as you!....'"
"I want a beer so badly right now I could just kill..."
"It's always the same with mom; nag, nag, nag....'When I was YOUR age, I didn't act anywhere near as reckless as you!....'"
"I want a beer so badly right now I could just kill..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
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"The dice lie!"
"No, no, no...I am NOT being played as a PC by that fat ugly kid! He gives me the creeps, and he's stupid. Just lemme be an NPC this round..."
"Damn, forgot my iPod again."
"No, no, no...I am NOT being played as a PC by that fat ugly kid! He gives me the creeps, and he's stupid. Just lemme be an NPC this round..."
"Damn, forgot my iPod again."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
"Does this make my arsenal too big?"
"So um, if I'm blind, does that make Spluggie nearsighted?"
Suddenly running into a spider web. "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!"
"I wonder, do I need a new love slave... the last one got broken..."
"I wonder if Spluggie will let me drive."
"So um, if I'm blind, does that make Spluggie nearsighted?"
Suddenly running into a spider web. "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!"
"I wonder, do I need a new love slave... the last one got broken..."
"I wonder if Spluggie will let me drive."
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"I wish he'd quit making that slurping noise all the time..."
"Wher'd I leave my car keys?"
"Thank you, Keith Parkinson, for making me so damn GOOD looking. Appreciate it."
"Wher'd I leave my car keys?"
"Thank you, Keith Parkinson, for making me so damn GOOD looking. Appreciate it."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Why are all the other bww looking at me that way?
Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
OMG, if Henrietta comes over here and talks to me again, I'm just going to slap her. She KNOWS that I came up with that hairstyle...parading it around like she came up with it.
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"Was there somebody hidding behind that tree? I can't be sure. Oh well, it was probably nothing, No point in mentioning it to anybody..."
-"Yep, take Spluggy out for a walk, while the rest of the girls set up. Then we bring him back. This is going to be the best surprise birthday party EVER..."
-"What just slithered down my cleavage?!"
-"Yep, take Spluggy out for a walk, while the rest of the girls set up. Then we bring him back. This is going to be the best surprise birthday party EVER..."
-"What just slithered down my cleavage?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"I DID remember to lock the shackles on that big guy, right? I didn't leave the key in the log like last time, right? Then where's the key? Oh shi-"
- "Is PPE deductible on my taxes as a 'business expense'?"
-"Forget that guy looking good in chains, I want that woman in chains! Oh scrumptious!"
-"Why do I want a red leather outfit with horns on top?"
-"Oh, I HATE poison ivy on the hips!"
-"I really want a pizza right about now."
-"My munchkin sense is tingling..."
- "Is PPE deductible on my taxes as a 'business expense'?"
-"Forget that guy looking good in chains, I want that woman in chains! Oh scrumptious!"
-"Why do I want a red leather outfit with horns on top?"
-"Oh, I HATE poison ivy on the hips!"
-"I really want a pizza right about now."
-"My munchkin sense is tingling..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"whow!...better set the 'vibrate' on my cell phone a bit lower!"
-"Can I dodge laser blasts?"
-"I am woman. Fear me."
-"Oh there's that Shemarrian b^*( Alpha Windbreaker coming, no doubt, to bust my chops. ###ing bionic prima donna!"
-"Can I dodge laser blasts?"
-"I am woman. Fear me."
-"Oh there's that Shemarrian b^*( Alpha Windbreaker coming, no doubt, to bust my chops. ###ing bionic prima donna!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
airdale91 wrote:" Hey everyone, I got Slimy's Credit Cards. Who wants to go shopping? "
"I got his car keys! Let's go cruising!"
(chorus)"ROAD TRIP."
The image of a group of BWW shanghaing a Slaver Platform and going cruising somewhere on Rifts Earth....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
What do you think of my Bio-Wizard enhanced chect?
- Jorel
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
cl7277 wrote:What do you think of my Bio-Wizard enhanced chect?
Yuck. Why are there teeth on them?
Customer Service Director for Northern Gun
"The Devil's among us!
Stay back boy!...This calls for Divine Intervention!
I kick arse for the Lord!"
-Father McGruder- Braindead (a.k.a. Dead Alive)
"The Devil's among us!
Stay back boy!...This calls for Divine Intervention!
I kick arse for the Lord!"
-Father McGruder- Braindead (a.k.a. Dead Alive)
- taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"The things I do to pay my way through college...."
-"Just two days until the weekend!"
-" Well, it certainly IS living up to the hype: 'Join the Slaver Service, visit exciting new lands, meet exciting new people, and enslave them!'"
-"Just two days until the weekend!"
-" Well, it certainly IS living up to the hype: 'Join the Slaver Service, visit exciting new lands, meet exciting new people, and enslave them!'"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
*fondling a new slave* "My Precioussssss..."
"I wish I had a sammich..."
"I guess eyes are over-rated."
"I wish I had a sammich..."
"I guess eyes are over-rated."
If I quote you, you will get spell-checked.
- GaredBattlespike
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Inspired by the movie Hancock; "I SWEAR! If that floating pervert TOUCHES me just ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna stick his head up the Kittani's @55 !!!"
"Save ARCHIE, save the world..."
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
- taalismn
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
GaredBattlespike wrote:Inspired by the movie Hancock; "I SWEAR! If that floating pervert TOUCHES me just ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna stick his head up the Kittani's @55 !!!"
Kittani: "I sense great personal danger....and a premonitionary tingling in my backside....I must find an excuse to run away...now!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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- GaredBattlespike
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
taalismn wrote:GaredBattlespike wrote:Inspired by the movie Hancock; "I SWEAR! If that floating pervert TOUCHES me just ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna stick his head up the Kittani's @55 !!!"
Kittani: "I sense great personal danger....and a premonitionary tingling in my backside....I must find an excuse to run away...now!"
LOL!!! I had such a great image of this in my mind that I darn near fell off my chair!!! Great stuff Taalismn!
Here's my next BWW thought:
"Why am I such an Evil B****h ?!? Mr New Slave? I am a woman who has been travelling for THREE DAMN MONTHS WITHOUT A LADIES ROOM!!! Now SHUT UP or sing in a higher voice!!!!"
"Save ARCHIE, save the world..."
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
- GaredBattlespike
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Another BWW idea comes to mind; The latest Emmissary from Atlantis arrives in the Court of Pharoe Rama Set and is suprised to see another on the Egyptian Dark Gods and tells his BWW "Behold Anubis!"
The dumbest BWW scanns the being with her Sonar Sense and replies "No he's not! He has CLOTHES ON!"
The dumbest BWW scanns the being with her Sonar Sense and replies "No he's not! He has CLOTHES ON!"
"Save ARCHIE, save the world..."
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...
anapuna wrote:
i rarely play a mage, but when i do... i do what GaredBattlespike does.
or i am a TW.
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
'Mmmmm...tongue....ooo...'
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
Apollo wrote:"Oooo, something shiny. Wait a minute... I can SEE!! HALLELUJAH!! I CAN S-"
*thunk*
"Whoops, nope, still blind."
Robin Hood: Men in Tights flashbacks!
A wise man once said, "Only a fool takes offense where none was intended." I repeat this good advice to myself at least once a day.
Calm, reasoned discourse is the best way to change minds; too bad all the calm & reason in the world can't open a willfully closed mind.
Calm, reasoned discourse is the best way to change minds; too bad all the calm & reason in the world can't open a willfully closed mind.
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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about
-"Why do _I_ gotta go after the guy in the power armor?! Fetch'em yourself, fatso!"
-"Don't look at me with those big 'I just got enslaved, woe is me!' eyes! I gotta make a living too!"
-"ANSWER THE %^&&*ING PHONE ALREADY!!! ARE YOU -DEAF-?!!!"
-"Don't look at me with those big 'I just got enslaved, woe is me!' eyes! I gotta make a living too!"
-"ANSWER THE %^&&*ING PHONE ALREADY!!! ARE YOU -DEAF-?!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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