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Dear Humans...
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jaymz
- Palladin
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Dear Humans...
I am very opinionated. Yes I rub people the wrong way but at the end of the day I just enjoy good hard discussion and will gladly walk away agreeing to not agree 
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Severus Snape
- Hero
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- Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:46 pm
- Comment: You ought to be careful. People will think you're....up....to something.
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Re: Dear Humans...
Dear Zombies,
I would be more than happy to stop calling it the "Zombie Apocalypse" so long as you abide by these easy-to-follow rules:
1. I like my brains where they are. And I need them more than you do.
2. Please don't jump out at me when I open a door. It bothers me that I don't know you're there. Knock first, and then I can invite you in for tea.
3. Please don't eat my friends. I like them as humans.
4. Don't be offended if I shoot you in the head. If you were being chased by a ravaging cannibal, you'd fight back too.
5. Take a bath once in a while. You guys stink!
6. Stop drooling on my floor. I just waxed it!
And lastly...
7. Learn how to speak. "uuuuhhhhhhh" and "braaaaiiiiinnnnssssss" aren't conversation starters.
Sincerely,
The Human Race
I would be more than happy to stop calling it the "Zombie Apocalypse" so long as you abide by these easy-to-follow rules:
1. I like my brains where they are. And I need them more than you do.
2. Please don't jump out at me when I open a door. It bothers me that I don't know you're there. Knock first, and then I can invite you in for tea.
3. Please don't eat my friends. I like them as humans.
4. Don't be offended if I shoot you in the head. If you were being chased by a ravaging cannibal, you'd fight back too.
5. Take a bath once in a while. You guys stink!
6. Stop drooling on my floor. I just waxed it!
And lastly...
7. Learn how to speak. "uuuuhhhhhhh" and "braaaaiiiiinnnnssssss" aren't conversation starters.
Sincerely,
The Human Race