[Mutant Animal] Drug Barron

[Akashic Soldier]

What kind of animal do you think would make a good drug Barron?

[Giant2005]

If you want the greasy type common within drug cartels of certain races that I won't mention because it is racist: Weasel or Rat.
If you want the old school classy but powerful, gangster type, I'd say a lion or Lizard (the latter is completely inspired by the Turtles Go Hollywood adventure).

BTW, Turtles go Hollywood is a story about the turtles busting a drug cartel run by mutant animals - you might want to look into it.

[Akashic Soldier]

If you want the greasy type common within drug cartels of certain races that I won't mention because it is racist: Weasel or Rat.
If you want the old school classy but powerful, gangster type, I'd say a lion or Lizard (the latter is completely inspired by the Turtles Go Hollywood adventure).

BTW, Turtles go Hollywood is a story about the turtles busting a drug cartel run by mutant animals - you might want to look into it.

I was also thinking a white rabbit might work but I wanted to get everyone opinions so I can weigh my options.

[Giant2005]

If you want the greasy type common within drug cartels of certain races that I won't mention because it is racist: Weasel or Rat.
If you want the old school classy but powerful, gangster type, I'd say a lion or Lizard (the latter is completely inspired by the Turtles Go Hollywood adventure).

BTW, Turtles go Hollywood is a story about the turtles busting a drug cartel run by mutant animals - you might want to look into it.

I was also thinking a white rabbit might work but I wanted to get everyone opinions so I can weigh my options.

Coincidentally, one of the animals in the Turtles Go Hollywood adventure was a white rabbit. He was a muscle-head mind you so probably not what you were thinking.

[Killer Cyborg]

Picture an elephant snorting a line of cocaine.

[Akashic Soldier]

Picture an elephant snorting a line of cocaine.

LMAO!!

And yeah Giant, that is what I was thinking. Might have to grab that adventure after all -- Great minds and all that!

[The Baron of chaos]

Well in theory any animal will do, but a snake could fit vicously, as well as mutant spider or even mutant Jellyfish(this is scary if it use part of its own body as special form of drug )

[Akashic Soldier]

or even mutant Jellyfish(this is scary if it use part of its own body as special form of drug )

+25 Geek points and nomination for post of the day.

Great idea!

[Mercdog]

I vote a parrot.

*squawk* "Say Hello to my Little Friend!"

"Polly want some blow?" *rawk*

[Akashic Soldier]

"Polly want some blow?" *rawk*

That literally made me laugh so hard I cried a little.

[Giant2005]

mutant Jellyfish(this is scary if it use part of its own body as special form of drug )

A Cane Toad would meet that need also, harvesting it's own venom.

[Armorlord]

Cane toad is small time.

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/ ... fromgoats/

For all your drug, and drugged milk & cheese needs.

[Blindscout]

A white pony

[Akashic Soldier]

A white pony

*takes a note*

[Qev]

I'm surprised nobody's suggested a mule yet. Though I suppose 'drug mules' would be employees, rather than running the show.

[Killer Cyborg]

I'm surprised nobody's suggested a mule yet. Though I suppose 'drug mules' would be employees, rather than running the show.

Actually, marsupials might make good smugglers, as long as nobody checks the pouch.

[bradshaw]

A kamodo Drangon named Mr. Chase

[Killer Cyborg]

A Tiger named Khan.

Khaaaaan!

[Akashic Soldier]

I'm surprised nobody's suggested a mule yet. Though I suppose 'drug mules' would be employees, rather than running the show.

Oh! That is really clever!!!

+10 Geek Points!

Thanks!

[Balabanto]

Mutant Fish (This is like the Drug Dealer boss in a wheelchair bit)

Mutant Cockroach (If your group is really tough. HOW MUCH MD DOES THIS THING HAVE?)

Mutant Hippopotamaus

Mutant Bonobo Monkey (ew)

[Akashic Soldier]

Mutant Fish (This is like the Drug Dealer boss in a wheelchair bit)

Interesting actually.

Mutant Cockroach (If your group is really tough. HOW MUCH MD DOES THIS THING HAVE?)

Probily not, I'll keep the bugs for the Xix game I have coming up.

Mutant Hippopotamaus

If we were in Africa maybe but not in North America.

Mutant Bonobo Monkey (ew)

He's a monkey and a junkie,
and coke-head rapist!

I'm sold. I'll have him as one of the enforcers.