Robotech Crossover question

[SRoss]

GlaDOS: "CAKE OR DEATH?"

Lang: "Cake please."

GlaDOS: "Very well. Give him cake."

A servo presents Dr. Lang with a cake.

Lang: "Very nice."

GlaDOS: "YOU! CAKE OR DEATH?"

Louie: "Umm, I'll have cake too."

GlaDOS: "Very well. Give him cake." (Aside to one of the servos) "We're going to run out of cake at this rate."

GlaDOS: "YOU! CAKE, OR, DEATH?"

Hugh Mann: "Ah, death please ... NO WAIT! CAKE!"

GlaDOS: "Ah, ah, yousaiddeath."

Hugh Mann: "I MEANT CAKE!"

GlaDOS: "Very well. Give her cake too. You're lucky I'm Church of England..."

GlaDOS: "YOU! CAKE! OR! DEATH!?!"

Zand: "Cake of course."

GlaDOS: "WELL WE'RE OUT OF CAKE!!!"

A series of servos pop out of hidden panels and gun down Zand.

GlaDOS: "I only had three bits, I wasn't expecting a rush."

[taalismn]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer or more deserving NPC....

[Alpha 11]

GlaDOS: "CAKE OR DEATH?"

Lang: "Cake please."

GlaDOS: "Very well. Give him cake."

A servo presents Dr. Lang with a cake.

Lang: "Very nice."

GlaDOS: "YOU! CAKE OR DEATH?"

Louie: "Umm, I'll have cake too."

GlaDOS: "Very well. Give him cake." (Aside to one of the servos) "We're going to run out of cake at this rate."

GlaDOS: "YOU! CAKE, OR, DEATH?"

Hugh Mann: "Ah, death please ... NO WAIT! CAKE!"

GlaDOS: "Ah, ah, yousaiddeath."

Hugh Mann: "I MEANT CAKE!"

GlaDOS: "Very well. Give her cake too. You're lucky I'm Church of England..."

GlaDOS: "YOU! CAKE! OR! DEATH!?!"

Zand: "Cake of course."

GlaDOS: "WELL WE'RE OUT OF CAKE!!!"

A series of servos pop out of hidden panels and gun down Zand.

GlaDOS: "I only had three bits, I wasn't expecting a rush."

[SRoss]

Why should YouTube be the only ones who get to mimic Eddie Izzard?

[SRoss]

Gendo and Edwards are meeting in secret, plotting the overthrow of UEEF Command and Tokyo 3. Suddenly a squad of Halo Spartans, lead by Nova and KAS-DA blow through a wall.

Nova: "I'm sorry, for the good of humanity, I can't allow your plan to go forward."

Nova empties an automatic pistol into Edwards' gut. He drops with a stunned look on his face. In a fluid motion, she tosses the gun to Gendo.

Nova: "You're too well connected for us to risk a trial, so here is how it will go down."

Nova: "You came to this meeting with your co-conspirator but he decided to double cross you. You shot him, but not before he snapped your neck."

Gendo: "YOU WOULDN'T DARE DIRTY YOUR HANDS WITH BLOOD! You haven't got it in you, Police Woman!"

Nova: "Not my hands."

The last thing Gendo feels is KAS-DA's hands on his throat.

[taalismn]

Nova: "Actually, you're going to do it yourself."
Gendo: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Nova: "Merely this....."(whips out a scroll and reads it aloud in an unknown tongue)
Gendo: "Wha---ack! urk! ungh!"(Gendo's own hands fly to his neck and throttle him)
*snap*
Nova: (watching as the scroll decays instantly to ashes) "Nasty, but effective. All the same, I'm glad these things are nearly impossible to make,"

[DhAkael]

Annie leads a dazed and confused Corg from the wreckage of his Invid Commander Mecha.

Corg: (Mumbling) "She ... had ... Surface to Air Missiles ... in her car... WHO PUTS ANTI ARMOUR SURFACE TO AIR MISSILES IN A SPORTSCAR!!!"

Annie: (To Hotaru) "Well I got my date for graduation, what about you?"

Hotaru smiles leading a tall dark figure by the hand.

Kai: "I am Kai last of the Brunnen G. I have been dead for 2,008 years."

Hotaru: "Oh I'll fix that hot stuff."

YAY! Way to kick-it olde school!

[DhAkael]

It's just so hard to properly channel Tony Stark, annoying snarky billionaire genius.....Even if Corg wasn't already a rage-a-holic, Stark would have him murderously foaming mad in minutes....

-ahem-
He went head to head with Loki, then THOR (literally), then Loki again.
Oh and let's not forget Cap. ... WITHOUT his suit (in fact, refused to back down to put it on).
Yeah; Snark, genius, arrogant [censored]-wit and cahonnes made of irridium.

[Alpha 11]

Gendo and Edwards are meeting in secret, plotting the overthrow of UEEF Command and Tokyo 3. Suddenly a squad of Halo Spartans, lead by Nova and KAS-DA blow through a wall.

Nova: "I'm sorry, for the good of humanity, I can't allow your plan to go forward."

Nova empties an automatic pistol into Edwards' gut. He drops with a stunned look on his face. In a fluid motion, she tosses the gun to Gendo.

Nova: "You're too well connected for us to risk a trial, so here is how it will go down."

Nova: "You came to this meeting with your co-conspirator but he decided to double cross you. You shot him, but not before he snapped your neck."

Gendo: "YOU WOULDN'T DARE DIRTY YOUR HANDS WITH BLOOD! You haven't got it in you, Police Woman!"

Nova: "Not my hands."

The last thing Gendo feels is KAS-DA's hands on his throat.

Nice!

Nova: "Actually, you're going to do it yourself."
Gendo: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Nova: "Merely this....."(whips out a scroll and reads it aloud in an unknown tongue)
Gendo: "Wha---ack! urk! ungh!"(Gendo's own hands fly to his neck and throttle him)
*snap*
Nova: (watching as the scroll decays instantly to ashes) "Nasty, but effective. All the same, I'm glad these things are nearly impossible to make,"

Nice again!

It's just so hard to properly channel Tony Stark, annoying snarky billionaire genius.....Even if Corg wasn't already a rage-a-holic, Stark would have him murderously foaming mad in minutes....

-ahem-
He went head to head with Loki, then THOR (literally), then Loki again.
Oh and let's not forget Cap. ... WITHOUT his suit (in fact, refused to back down to put it on).
Yeah; Snark, genius, arrogant [censored]-wit and cahonnes made of irridium.

To true.

[taalismn]

It's just so hard to properly channel Tony Stark, annoying snarky billionaire genius.....Even if Corg wasn't already a rage-a-holic, Stark would have him murderously foaming mad in minutes....

-ahem-
He went head to head with Loki, then THOR (literally), then Loki again.
Oh and let's not forget Cap. ... WITHOUT his suit (in fact, refused to back down to put it on).
Yeah; Snark, genius, arrogant [censored]-wit and cahonnes made of irridium.

Remember one comic sequence where Black Widow tries to seduce him, then reveals herself to be a Skrull infiltrator. He just looks at her and goes "So? We still going to have sex or not?". Needless to say, the Skrull spy is just mind-blown.

[SRoss]

How Zentraedi Command and Control was Really Disrupted During the Rain of Death

Lisa: "So you?"

Lang: "Ja! With GLaDOS' help I gave Whateley the Protoculture enhanced Viagra[sup]tm[/sup] and teleported him into Dolza's Command Pod. There, he proceeded to..."

Lisa: "Um ... I REALLY don't want to hear the rest of that. I'll forget we had this conversation, but GLaDOS is too dangerious to leave running. You'll have to shut her down."

[taalismn]

How Zentraedi Command and Control was Really Disrupted During the Rain of Death

Dolza: #"What the- AGHH! TRIBBLES!!!"#

[SRoss]

How Zentraedi Command and Control was Really Disrupted During the Rain of Death

Dolza: #"What the- AGHH! TRIBBLES!!!"#

Gerao: "Wait! If there are cute fuzzy things here ... that means SHE'S COMING!!! "

Dolza suddenly finds himself alone on the fortress.

[Alpha 11]

It's just so hard to properly channel Tony Stark, annoying snarky billionaire genius.....Even if Corg wasn't already a rage-a-holic, Stark would have him murderously foaming mad in minutes....

-ahem-
He went head to head with Loki, then THOR (literally), then Loki again.
Oh and let's not forget Cap. ... WITHOUT his suit (in fact, refused to back down to put it on).
Yeah; Snark, genius, arrogant [censored]-wit and cahonnes made of irridium.

Remember one comic sequence where Black Widow tries to seduce him, then reveals herself to be a Skrull infiltrator. He just looks at her and goes "So? We still going to have sex or not?". Needless to say, the Skrull spy is just mind-blown.

Ya, I could see him doing that.

How Zentraedi Command and Control was Really Disrupted During the Rain of Death

Lisa: "So you?"

Lang: "Ja! With GLaDOS' help I gave Whateley the Protoculture enhanced Viagra[sup]tm[/sup] and teleported him into Dolza's Command Pod. There, he proceeded to..."

Lisa: "Um ... I REALLY don't want to hear the rest of that. I'll forget we had this conversation, but GLaDOS is too dangerious to leave running. You'll have to shut her down."

How Zentraedi Command and Control was Really Disrupted During the Rain of Death

Dolza: #"What the- AGHH! TRIBBLES!!!"#

[taalismn]

How Zentraedi Command and Control was Really Disrupted During the Rain of Death

Dolza: #"What the- AGHH! TRIBBLES!!!"#

Gerao: "Wait! If there are cute fuzzy things here ... that means SHE'S COMING!!! "

Dolza suddenly finds himself alone on the fortress.

"Hello?......dang....we got echoes in here..."

[SRoss]

Dolza suddenly noticed a girl in a sailor suit.

Hotaru: "Annie's in the Paris to Dakar Rally... So she asked me to fill in."

Dolza: (On seeing the Silence Glaive) " "

Hotaru: "By the way, do you know somebody named Gendo? He's next on my list."

[taalismn]

Dolza suddenly noticed a girl in a sailor suit.

Hotaru: "Annie's in the Paris to Dakar Rally... So she asked me to fill in."

Dolza: (On seeing the Silence Glaive) " "

Hotaru: "By the way, do you know somebody named Gendo? He's next on my list."

CUT TO: Close-up of Dolza's eyebrows going up.
QUICK CUT: Exterior shot of the command asteroid, as a single beam of light goes piercing through the side of the massive battle station
VOCE OVER: Hotaru/Sailor Saturn: "Now what do I do this place? Hunter-san told me something about 'rights of salvage'?"

[Alpha 11]

How Zentraedi Command and Control was Really Disrupted During the Rain of Death

Dolza: #"What the- AGHH! TRIBBLES!!!"#

Gerao: "Wait! If there are cute fuzzy things here ... that means SHE'S COMING!!! "

Dolza suddenly finds himself alone on the fortress.

"Hello?......dang....we got echoes in here..."

Even the crekets are gone.

Dolza suddenly noticed a girl in a sailor suit.

Hotaru: "Annie's in the Paris to Dakar Rally... So she asked me to fill in."

Dolza: (On seeing the Silence Glaive) " "

Hotaru: "By the way, do you know somebody named Gendo? He's next on my list."

Go Hotaru!

Dolza suddenly noticed a girl in a sailor suit.

Hotaru: "Annie's in the Paris to Dakar Rally... So she asked me to fill in."

Dolza: (On seeing the Silence Glaive) " "

Hotaru: "By the way, do you know somebody named Gendo? He's next on my list."

CUT TO: Close-up of Dolza's eyebrows going up.
QUICK CUT: Exterior shot of the command asteroid, as a single beam of light goes piercing through the side of the massive battle station
VOCE OVER: Hotaru/Sailor Saturn: "Now what do I do this place? Hunter-san told me something about 'rights of salvage'?"

That would be cool to have.

[SRoss]

Meanwhile in the Tau Ceti Star System...

Pharaoh 90: "At last, I'm ready to bring silence to Earth!"

A dark figure approaches and skewers Pharaoh 90 pinning it to the wall.

Kai: "I cannot allow this to happen."

Pharaoh 90: "Do you really think THIS will kill me!"

Kai: "No. This will."

Another figure steps out.

Minmei: "Aaaaannnndddd Now! by popular demand, performing the hits of William Shatner. ME! "

Pharaoh 90: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

[taalismn]

Ranma Hunter: "Hmmmm...what's this? 'Slightly Used Mobile Asteroid Fortress, Fold-Capable, for Sale or Rent. Some Tribble Removal Required'. Looks legit."
Rei HunterLL "What what the former owners feel about losing something like that?


Zentraedi Officer: "Damnit, she changed all the locks! We can't get back in!"

Annie: "So, you're renting or selling?"
Hotaru: "If I sell, I get obscene amounts of money for it. If I can rent, I can keep it and STILL get obscene amounts of money for subletting sections of it. Either way, I get a major boost in managing my own affairs."

Meanwhile in a state-run mental hospital, several identical green-haired women in straitjackets flinched as they felt the world-lines take ANOTHER deviation from Crystal Tokyo.

[SRoss]

In a back room of the Asteroid Fortress...

Pharaoh 90: "At last I will avenge myself on that Sailor Scout!!!"

A little girl with crystal draped wings steps out.

Flandre Scarlet: "Hi, Sailor Saturn was busy, but she said I could play with you."

Pharaoh 90: " "

[SRoss]

Leonard: "I've appointed Dana to lead our invasion of Gallia."

Meanwhile, in Gallia...

Alicia, Aliasse & Riela: " "

Dana: " "

Later...

Louie: "Wow! I didn't know you could fold a hovertank down to the size of a Betamax tape!"

Dana: (From in the tank) "Shut up and get me out of here!!!"

[taalismn]

[
Louie: "Wow! I didn't know you could fold a hovertank down to the size of a Betamax tape!"

Dana: (From in the tank) "Shut up and get me out of here!!!"

Angelo: "The hell of it was, we were halfway through movie night before we realized we weren't watching a movie..."

[SRoss]

Meanwhile in the Tau Ceti Star System...

Mistress 9: "Ah, Master Pharaoh 90 has returned from battle."

Instead she sees Kai appear. He gives her a small cloth bag.

Mistress 9: "What is this?"

Kai: "Pharaoh 90."

[SRoss]

In a dimly lit bar Gendo joins Kyle, Edwards and Khyron for their usual night of drinking and cards.

Hotaru: "Mr. Gendo, I've found you. Oh, how convenient, you're with the others on my list."

Gendo, Kyle, Edwards & Khyron: " "

Everyone else in the bar runs for the hills.

[Alpha 11]

Meanwhile in the Tau Ceti Star System...

Pharaoh 90: "At last, I'm ready to bring silence to Earth!"

A dark figure approaches and skewers Pharaoh 90 pinning it to the wall.

Kai: "I cannot allow this to happen."

Pharaoh 90: "Do you really think THIS will kill me!"

Kai: "No. This will."

Another figure steps out.

Minmei: "Aaaaannnndddd Now! by popular demand, performing the hits of William Shatner. ME! "

Pharaoh 90: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Ranma Hunter: "Hmmmm...what's this? 'Slightly Used Mobile Asteroid Fortress, Fold-Capable, for Sale or Rent. Some Tribble Removal Required'. Looks legit."
Rei HunterLL "What what the former owners feel about losing something like that?


Zentraedi Officer: "Damnit, she changed all the locks! We can't get back in!"

Annie: "So, you're renting or selling?"
Hotaru: "If I sell, I get obscene amounts of money for it. If I can rent, I can keep it and STILL get obscene amounts of money for subletting sections of it. Either way, I get a major boost in managing my own affairs."

Meanwhile in a state-run mental hospital, several identical green-haired women in straitjackets flinched as they felt the world-lines take ANOTHER deviation from Crystal Tokyo.

Shouldn't they have splitting headachs by now with all the changes?

[Alpha 11]

In a back room of the Asteroid Fortress...

Pharaoh 90: "At last I will avenge myself on that Sailor Scout!!!"

A little girl with crystal draped wings steps out.

Flandre Scarlet: "Hi, Sailor Saturn was busy, but she said I could play with you."

Pharaoh 90: " "

Interesting charactor. If she can destory an astroid, she might be able to fight Pharaoh 90.

Leonard: "I've appointed Dana to lead our invasion of Gallia."

Meanwhile, in Gallia...

Alicia, Aliasse & Riela: " "

Dana: " "

Later...

Louie: "Wow! I didn't know you could fold a hovertank down to the size of a Betamax tape!"

Dana: (From in the tank) "Shut up and get me out of here!!!"

I really need to get back to playing that game.

[
Louie: "Wow! I didn't know you could fold a hovertank down to the size of a Betamax tape!"

Dana: (From in the tank) "Shut up and get me out of here!!!"

Angelo: "The hell of it was, we were halfway through movie night before we realized we weren't watching a movie..."

[Alpha 11]

Meanwhile in the Tau Ceti Star System...

Mistress 9: "Ah, Master Pharaoh 90 has returned from battle."

Instead she sees Kai appear. He gives her a small cloth bag.

Mistress 9: "What is this?"

Kai: "Pharaoh 90."

In a dimly lit bar Gendo joins Kyle, Edwards and Khyron for their usual night of drinking and cards.

Hotaru: "Mr. Gendo, I've found you. Oh, how convenient, you're with the others on my list."

Gendo, Kyle, Edwards & Khyron: " "

Everyone else in the bar runs for the hills.

[taalismn]

[

Meanwhile in a state-run mental hospital, several identical green-haired women in straitjackets flinched as they felt the world-lines take ANOTHER deviation from Crystal Tokyo.

Shouldn't they have splitting headachs by now with all the changes?

Really powerful painkillers and anti-psychotics.
Setsuna-1, not so bad, because she's rather given up on the whole Crystal Tokyo thing, has acknowledged that she's crazy and done some bad things over the centuries, rather likes it where she is, sorta wants to keep an eye on her avatar-sisters, frankly likes the drugs, and has a rather torrid/kinky love affair going on with a Ranma-chan avatar.


The OTHERS, however, are still rather attached to the idea of Crystal Tokyo and the whole 'Guardian of Time' thing with all the chicanery and superiority-complex that entails(one of them REALLY didn't like the whole 'downgrade Pluto to a minor planetoid' thing and tried to edit the astronomical conference and its members out of the time stream), so any temporal deviations that affect their respective time/world lines is going cause them pain(and immediate action from the ward pharmeucists).

Ironically, the Setsuna from the Silver Tyranny has been shielded from such backlash because the (re)establishment of Crystal Tokyo fulfilled her charge....it just turned into a despotic regime afterwards, to the point where she tried(and failed) to negate its recreation. Now she's trying to use the UEsG to cut short the Silver Tyranny and Queen Serenity the #####.


Of course, the Hotaru doing all this stuff is from Setsuna-1's universe, but there might be a chain-reaction; the OTHER Sailor Scouts could be wrecking havoc with their respective worldlines, which would have similar effect*

*Though, as it stands(and as I remember, been awhile):

*Setsuna-1----Universe adjacent to Evangelion-1. Pretty much off the Crystal Tokyo express lane. It's most likely the Hotaru currently blowing #### up is from this one; she's on weekend break from her EMT/First Responder training/work

*Setsuna-2---Comes from an Evangelion/Sailor Moon fusion universe where Third Impact might be the catastrophe preceding the Great Freeze and the re-emergence of Crystal Tokyo. She made her presence known by trying the kill alien elements(i.e., an Invid Simulagent going to the same school as the Pilots). It's presumed the rest of the Sailor Scouts are in some sort of suspended animation hidden away someplace waiting out Third Impact and the Great Freeze(both of which seem to be on indefinite hold since the UEsG started mucking around there) as no sign of them has been found yet.

*Setsuna-3---Tried to murder the 2006 Astronomical Conference. Her own Scouts turned on her and turned her over, bound and gagged, to the UEsG scouts, so it's presumed that they found out what ELSE she was up to and have now left the Crystal Tokyo schedule.

*Setsuna-4---Rebel from a universe where Crystal Tokyo is BACK as a supremacist, facist mind-control state. She'd LOVE to end the reign of Queen Serenity and bury the Silver Millenium once and for all.

[SRoss]

Corg: (Wearing a Sailor Scout uniform) "I AM SAILOR OPTARA!!!"

Jean: (Facepalm) "Oh God, not another one. ORDERLY!"

Corg: "At least! I'm finally safe from her!"

Jean: "ORDERLY!"

Annie: "Yes Mam!"

Corg: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"

Annie: "Post Graduate Internship Pookie. Time for your shot."

Corg: " "

[taalismn]

Provided anybody believes Corg's insanity defense and doesn't send him straight the Hague to face war crimes, he'd likely go to a serious criminal incarceration unit for the (malciiously) criminally insane.
Might even get Gendo as a roommate, or more likely some lesser criminal.
"Say hello to Mister Lector, your neighbor."
"MMm...Invid...You have green blood...does it taste of fava beans, I wonder?"

[SRoss]

Annie: "LECTOR! CORG! QUIET DOWN! LIGHTS OUT MEANS LIGHTS OUT!!!"

Lector: "Yes Mam..."

[taalismn]

Annie: "LECTOR! CORG! QUIET DOWN! LIGHTS OUT MEANS LIGHTS OUT!!!"

Lector: "Yes Mam..."

Bowing to the superior evil, I see.

[Alpha 11]

[

Meanwhile in a state-run mental hospital, several identical green-haired women in straitjackets flinched as they felt the world-lines take ANOTHER deviation from Crystal Tokyo.

Shouldn't they have splitting headachs by now with all the changes?

Really powerful painkillers and anti-psychotics.
Setsuna-1, not so bad, because she's rather given up on the whole Crystal Tokyo thing, has acknowledged that she's crazy and done some bad things over the centuries, rather likes it where she is, sorta wants to keep an eye on her avatar-sisters, frankly likes the drugs, and has a rather torrid/kinky love affair going on with a Ranma-chan avatar.


The OTHERS, however, are still rather attached to the idea of Crystal Tokyo and the whole 'Guardian of Time' thing with all the chicanery and superiority-complex that entails(one of them REALLY didn't like the whole 'downgrade Pluto to a minor planetoid' thing and tried to edit the astronomical conference and its members out of the time stream), so any temporal deviations that affect their respective time/world lines is going cause them pain(and immediate action from the ward pharmeucists).

Ironically, the Setsuna from the Silver Tyranny has been shielded from such backlash because the (re)establishment of Crystal Tokyo fulfilled her charge....it just turned into a despotic regime afterwards, to the point where she tried(and failed) to negate its recreation. Now she's trying to use the UEsG to cut short the Silver Tyranny and Queen Serenity the #####.


Of course, the Hotaru doing all this stuff is from Setsuna-1's universe, but there might be a chain-reaction; the OTHER Sailor Scouts could be wrecking havoc with their respective worldlines, which would have similar effect*

*Though, as it stands(and as I remember, been awhile):

*Setsuna-1----Universe adjacent to Evangelion-1. Pretty much off the Crystal Tokyo express lane. It's most likely the Hotaru currently blowing #### up is from this one; she's on weekend break from her EMT/First Responder training/work

*Setsuna-2---Comes from an Evangelion/Sailor Moon fusion universe where Third Impact might be the catastrophe preceding the Great Freeze and the re-emergence of Crystal Tokyo. She made her presence known by trying the kill alien elements(i.e., an Invid Simulagent going to the same school as the Pilots). It's presumed the rest of the Sailor Scouts are in some sort of suspended animation hidden away someplace waiting out Third Impact and the Great Freeze(both of which seem to be on indefinite hold since the UEsG started mucking around there) as no sign of them has been found yet.

*Setsuna-3---Tried to murder the 2006 Astronomical Conference. Her own Scouts turned on her and turned her over, bound and gagged, to the UEsG scouts, so it's presumed that they found out what ELSE she was up to and have now left the Crystal Tokyo schedule.

*Setsuna-4---Rebel from a universe where Crystal Tokyo is BACK as a supremacist, facist mind-control state. She'd LOVE to end the reign of Queen Serenity and bury the Silver Millenium once and for all.

Nice update info. Haven't seen any short stories in while. Hope to see some soon!

Corg: (Wearing a Sailor Scout uniform) "I AM SAILOR OPTARA!!!"

Jean: (Facepalm) "Oh God, not another one. ORDERLY!"

Corg: "At least! I'm finally safe from her!"

Jean: "ORDERLY!"

Annie: "Yes Mam!"

Corg: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"

Annie: "Post Graduate Internship Pookie. Time for your shot."

Corg: " "

Provided anybody believes Corg's insanity defense and doesn't send him straight the Hague to face war crimes, he'd likely go to a serious criminal incarceration unit for the (malciiously) criminally insane.
Might even get Gendo as a roommate, or more likely some lesser criminal.
"Say hello to Mister Lector, your neighbor."
"MMm...Invid...You have green blood...does it taste of fava beans, I wonder?"

Annie: "LECTOR! CORG! QUIET DOWN! LIGHTS OUT MEANS LIGHTS OUT!!!"

Lector: "Yes Mam..."

[Alpha 11]

Annie: "LECTOR! CORG! QUIET DOWN! LIGHTS OUT MEANS LIGHTS OUT!!!"

Lector: "Yes Mam..."

Bowing to the superior evil, I see.

[SRoss]

Hannibal Lecter, crept through the dark toward Corg's bunk.

###SQUELCH!###

Lecter: "Oh, Whateley, I didn't know you and Corg switched beds."

[taalismn]

Hannibal Lecter, crept through the dark toward Corg's bunk.

###SQUELCH!###

Lecter: "Oh, Whateley, I didn't know you and Corg switched beds."

Hannibal: "(ACK!)....I'm(urgh!) not...(gasp!) in the MOOD!*HURK!* for!(ARGHHH!!!) calamari tonight!"

[Alpha 11]

Hannibal Lecter, crept through the dark toward Corg's bunk.

###SQUELCH!###

Lecter: "Oh, Whateley, I didn't know you and Corg switched beds."

Hannibal Lecter, crept through the dark toward Corg's bunk.

###SQUELCH!###

Lecter: "Oh, Whateley, I didn't know you and Corg switched beds."

Hannibal: "(ACK!)....I'm(urgh!) not...(gasp!) in the MOOD!*HURK!* for!(ARGHHH!!!) calamari tonight!"

[SRoss]

Lecter: "Ack! Finally I'm free of that lecherious squid!" (Creeping to another bunk) "Now then, back to business."

Rabbid Pollonator: ###SNIKT!!!###

Lecter: "Ok, this is going to hurt."

[taalismn]

Lecter: "Back, BACK, BACK, YOU MOP-HEADED LITTLE ANKLE-BITER!!! (*KICK*) TAKE THAT!HAH!, as if an alien MUTT is the equal of a man of my persuasion!
Genesis Pit Mutant(having just discovered fire and door knobs):#'Grrrrrrrerrrrrrrrrr......."#
Lecter: "...my, that's a lot of ...sharp...appendages you have there..."

[SRoss]

Dixon: "Come on guys! Can't a fella get some sleep?"

[taalismn]

Dixon: "Come on guys! Can't a fella get some sleep?"

Ah. The Ben Dixon Weekend Suite. He pays for the interior decoration himself.
They're thinking of letting him install a white noise generator.

[Alpha 11]

Lecter: "Ack! Finally I'm free of that lecherious squid!" (Creeping to another bunk) "Now then, back to business."

Rabbid Pollonator: ###SNIKT!!!###

Lecter: "Ok, this is going to hurt."

Lecter: "Back, BACK, BACK, YOU MOP-HEADED LITTLE ANKLE-BITER!!! (*KICK*) TAKE THAT!HAH!, as if an alien MUTT is the equal of a man of my persuasion!
Genesis Pit Mutant(having just discovered fire and door knobs):#'Grrrrrrrerrrrrrrrrr......."#
Lecter: "...my, that's a lot of ...sharp...appendages you have there..."

Dixon: "Come on guys! Can't a fella get some sleep?"

Dixon: "Come on guys! Can't a fella get some sleep?"

Ah. The Ben Dixon Weekend Suite. He pays for the interior decoration himself.
They're thinking of letting him install a white noise generator.

[slade the sniper]

Corg: (Wearing a Sailor Scout uniform) "I AM SAILOR OPTARA!!!"

This, is WRONG!

-STS

[glitterboy2098]

:Sera in a well fitting Sailor Fuku appears, bashes corg on the head: "that's Optera, you idiot! and give me back lancer's costume!"

[SRoss]

Sera: (In a well fitting Sailor Fuku appears, bashes corg on the head) "that's Optera, you idiot! and give me back lancer's costume!"

Corg: (Dazed) " SISTER! You came to visit me!"

Sera: "Actually, I'm here with mother."

Regess: "I'm VERY disappointed in you son..."

Corg: " "

[taalismn]

"Nurse Ratchet, Mister Corg is back with us AGAIN."
"Shall I schedule a lobotomy?"
"No, if I drink hard enough, I can deal with him."
"No, I mean for the -patient-, Doctor."

[Alpha 11]

Corg: (Wearing a Sailor Scout uniform) "I AM SAILOR OPTARA!!!"

This, is WRONG!

-STS

Agree, disturbing.

:Sera in a well fitting Sailor Fuku appears, bashes corg on the head: "that's Optera, you idiot! and give me back lancer's costume!"

Sera: (In a well fitting Sailor Fuku appears, bashes corg on the head) "that's Optera, you idiot! and give me back lancer's costume!"

Corg: (Dazed) " SISTER! You came to visit me!"

Sera: "Actually, I'm here with mother."

Regess: "I'm VERY disappointed in you son..."

Corg: " "

"Nurse Ratchet, Mister Corg is back with us AGAIN."
"Shall I schedule a lobotomy?"
"No, if I drink hard enough, I can deal with him."
"No, I mean for the -patient-, Doctor."

[SRoss]

"Nurse Ratchet, Mister Corg is back with us AGAIN."
"Shall I schedule a lobotomy?"
"No, if I drink hard enough, I can deal with him."
"No, I mean for the -patient-, Doctor."

In the waiting room...

Corg: (On a gurney, staitjacketed, ball gagged and stewing in his own juices) " "

Kyle: (Rushing in and pushing Corg off the gurney and climbing on himself) "That's it! I've had enough of Edwards, possession and the BioSanetation Squad!"

Corg: (Face down on the floor, staitjacketed, ball gagged and stewing in his own juices) " "

[taalismn]

Nurse: "We performed a lobotomy on Mister Lynn and well, it doesn't seem to have made any difference!"
Doctor: "Schedule him for a hemorrhoidectomy and see what happens."