Robotech Crossover question

[SRoss]

Kyle: Strapped spread-eagle to the bed and gagged) "!?!"

Nurse Hugh Mann: (In her Amish girl outfit) "Ah, Mr. Corg, good you're awake. Just in time for your Flower of Life enema."

Kyle: " "

Corg: (Popping a Mentos[sup]tm[/sup]) "Invid telepathy! It's FANtastic!!!"

[taalismn]

Kyle: Strapped spread-eagle to the bed and gagged) "!?!"

Nurse Hugh Mann: (In her Amish girl outfit) "Ah, Mr. Corg, good you're awake. Just in time for your Flower of Life enema."

Kyle: " "

Corg: (Popping a Mentos[sup]tm[/sup]) "Invid telepathy! It's FANtastic!!!"

Unfortunately, due to a previously undiscovered allergic reaction between Mentos and Invid blood, Corg would again be in the ER, futily trying to remain in one place, while at the same time desperately seeking to remain hidden from the New Vatican exorcism team responding to a report of a 'spewer'.

[SailorCallie]

Kyle: Strapped spread-eagle to the bed and gagged) "!?!"

Nurse Hugh Mann: (In her Amish girl outfit) "Ah, Mr. Corg, good you're awake. Just in time for your Flower of Life enema."

Kyle: " "

Corg: (Popping a Mentos[sup]tm[/sup]) "Invid telepathy! It's FANtastic!!!"

As the enema enters into Lynn Kyle, he starts singing "Moon River."

[taalismn]

"We understand that you are holding a denizen of the planes of Hell in this place."
"Ah, you must be referring to Mister Corg."
"Whatever his name is, we're here to purge him."
"Oh, I think he's doing a pretty good job of that himself."

[Alpha 11]

"Nurse Ratchet, Mister Corg is back with us AGAIN."
"Shall I schedule a lobotomy?"
"No, if I drink hard enough, I can deal with him."
"No, I mean for the -patient-, Doctor."

In the waiting room...

Corg: (On a gurney, staitjacketed, ball gagged and stewing in his own juices) " "

Kyle: (Rushing in and pushing Corg off the gurney and climbing on himself) "That's it! I've had enough of Edwards, possession and the BioSanetation Squad!"

Corg: (Face down on the floor, staitjacketed, ball gagged and stewing in his own juices) " "

Nurse: "We performed a lobotomy on Mister Lynn and well, it doesn't seem to have made any difference!"
Doctor: "Schedule him for a hemorrhoidectomy and see what happens."

[Alpha 11]

Kyle: Strapped spread-eagle to the bed and gagged) "!?!"

Nurse Hugh Mann: (In her Amish girl outfit) "Ah, Mr. Corg, good you're awake. Just in time for your Flower of Life enema."

Kyle: " "

Corg: (Popping a Mentos[sup]tm[/sup]) "Invid telepathy! It's FANtastic!!!"

Kyle: Strapped spread-eagle to the bed and gagged) "!?!"

Nurse Hugh Mann: (In her Amish girl outfit) "Ah, Mr. Corg, good you're awake. Just in time for your Flower of Life enema."

Kyle: " "

Corg: (Popping a Mentos[sup]tm[/sup]) "Invid telepathy! It's FANtastic!!!"

Unfortunately, due to a previously undiscovered allergic reaction between Mentos and Invid blood, Corg would again be in the ER, futily trying to remain in one place, while at the same time desperately seeking to remain hidden from the New Vatican exorcism team responding to a report of a 'spewer'.

Kyle: Strapped spread-eagle to the bed and gagged) "!?!"

Nurse Hugh Mann: (In her Amish girl outfit) "Ah, Mr. Corg, good you're awake. Just in time for your Flower of Life enema."

Kyle: " "

Corg: (Popping a Mentos[sup]tm[/sup]) "Invid telepathy! It's FANtastic!!!"

As the enema enters into Lynn Kyle, he starts singing "Moon River."

"We understand that you are holding a denizen of the planes of Hell in this place."
"Ah, you must be referring to Mister Corg."
"Whatever his name is, we're here to purge him."
"Oh, I think he's doing a pretty good job of that himself."

[SRoss]

"We understand that you are holding a denizen of the planes of Hell in this place."
"Ah, you must be referring to Mister Corg."
"Whatever his name is, we're here to purge him."
"Oh, I think he's doing a pretty good job of that himself."

Jean: "Nurse, the agent from the Vatican is here, bring Mr. Corg please."

Nurse Hugh Mann: (Rolling in a gurney) "Yes Mam!"

Kyle: (On gurney, twitching from Flower of Life poisoning) " "

[taalismn]

"Aren't stakes through the heart fir VAMPIRES, not demons?"
"Hey. it either kills them for good, or it holds them down long enough for us to drown them in holy water, cut off their heads, and burn the body."
"I was wondering what the chainsaw and flamethrower was for."
"*HHHRRKKKGGG!!!*"

[Alpha 11]

"We understand that you are holding a denizen of the planes of Hell in this place."
"Ah, you must be referring to Mister Corg."
"Whatever his name is, we're here to purge him."
"Oh, I think he's doing a pretty good job of that himself."

Jean: "Nurse, the agent from the Vatican is here, bring Mr. Corg please."

Nurse Hugh Mann: (Rolling in a gurney) "Yes Mam!"

Kyle: (On gurney, twitching from Flower of Life poisoning) " "

"Aren't stakes through the heart fir VAMPIRES, not demons?"
"Hey. it either kills them for good, or it holds them down long enough for us to drown them in holy water, cut off their heads, and burn the body."
"I was wondering what the chainsaw and flamethrower was for."
"*HHHRRKKKGGG!!!*"

That reminds me, have they been to the Hellsing universe yet?

[SRoss]

Alucard: "We're about to deal with a dangerous evil, are you ready Police Girl?"

Saras: "Yes My Master."

Kyle: "Mmmmmmmph!!!"

[taalismn]

Alucard: "We're about to deal with a dangerous evil, are you ready Police Girl?"

Saras: "Yes My Master."

Kyle: "Mmmmmmmph!!!"

Nurse: "And NO LOITERING IN THE BLOOD BANK! We're a HOSPITAL, not a VAMPIRE BAR!"
Alucard:"You can always have another blood drive!"

[Alpha 11]

Alucard: "We're about to deal with a dangerous evil, are you ready Police Girl?"

Saras: "Yes My Master."

Kyle: "Mmmmmmmph!!!"

Alucard: "We're about to deal with a dangerous evil, are you ready Police Girl?"

Saras: "Yes My Master."

Kyle: "Mmmmmmmph!!!"

Nurse: "And NO LOITERING IN THE BLOOD BANK! We're a HOSPITAL, not a VAMPIRE BAR!"
Alucard:"You can always have another blood drive!"

[SRoss]

Nova suddenly kicks in the door...

Nova: (Cuffing Saras' wrist) "All right you! You're coming with me."

Saras: "What!?! WHY!?!"

Nova: "We at the GMP take going AWOL very seriously! Your file says you're dead, but here you stand."

Alucard: "Perhaps I could expl..."

Nova: "Zip it or I'll bust you for aiding and abetting!"

Nova snaps the other cuff on Kyle's wrist...

Kyle: (Free of the gag, but still suffering from the Flower of Life infusion) "What ... *twitch* ... What is this for!?!"

Nova: (Dragging the two of them to a waiting jeep) "Identity fraud, specifically, impersonating an Invid Prince."

[taalismn]

Kyle: "Why would I willingly impersonate a man known to have a death warrant out on him by several world governments?!"
Nova: "I didn't say you were a SMART identity thief, did I?"

[Alpha 11]

Nova suddenly kicks in the door...

Nova: (Cuffing Saras' wrist) "All right you! You're coming with me."

Saras: "What!?! WHY!?!"

Nova: "We at the GMP take going AWOL very seriously! Your file says you're dead, but here you stand."

Alucard: "Perhaps I could expl..."

Nova: "Zip it or I'll bust you for aiding and abetting!"

Nova snaps the other cuff on Kyle's wrist...

Kyle: (Free of the gag, but still suffering from the Flower of Life infusion) "What ... *twitch* ... What is this for!?!"

Nova: (Dragging the two of them to a waiting jeep) "Identity fraud, specifically, impersonating an Invid Prince."

Kyle: "Why would I willingly impersonate a man known to have a death warrant out on him by several world governments?!"
Nova: "I didn't say you were a SMART identity thief, did I?"

[SRoss]

Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

[taalismn]

Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

"Sir, is it an escape attempt if one of the prisoners is pounding the other into the spaces between the bars?"

[Alpha 11]

Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

Dead.

Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

"Sir, is it an escape attempt if one of the prisoners is pounding the other into the spaces between the bars?"

[SRoss]

Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

Dead.

Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

"Sir, is it an escape attempt if one of the prisoners is pounding the other into the spaces between the bars?"

Desk Sargent: "I'm getting too old for this..."

Alucard: "I could help you with that."

[SRoss]

Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

[taalismn]

Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

Guard #3:"The problem is if the foundation here lets go."
Guard #1: "And...? What happens then? Building collapse?"
Guard #3: "Quite the opposite."(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertron)

[SRoss]

Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

Guard #3:"The problem is if the foundation here lets go."
Guard #1: "And...? What happens then? Building collapse?"
Guard #3: "Quite the opposite."(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertron)

Nova: (Banging on the bars with her nightstick) "Quiet down you two! I've got one more!"

Nova uncuffs the figure and pushes him in...

Lector: "Well, hello there."

Guard #4: (Holding up an armoured pet carrier) "What do we do with this one mam?"

Nova: "Just put it in the cell, the little cutie should be safe enough in it's carrier."

After the bars are closed, everyone's attention is drawn to the carrier.

#SNIKT!!!#

The armoured carrier splits open as if made from tin foil.

Rabid Pollinator: "#GGGGGGGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!#"

Kyle: "Ohhhh crap!"

Saras: "Master!"

Lector: "If I live through this, I'm going back to MY universe! This one's nuts!"

[Alpha 11]

Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

Dead.

Kyle: (In a holding cell, cuffed to Saras) "So babe, you single?"

"Sir, is it an escape attempt if one of the prisoners is pounding the other into the spaces between the bars?"

Desk Sargent: "I'm getting too old for this..."

Alucard: "I could help you with that."

Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

Guard #3:"The problem is if the foundation here lets go."
Guard #1: "And...? What happens then? Building collapse?"
Guard #3: "Quite the opposite."(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertron)

Sorry, not getting it.

Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

Guard #3:"The problem is if the foundation here lets go."
Guard #1: "And...? What happens then? Building collapse?"
Guard #3: "Quite the opposite."(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertron)

Nova: (Banging on the bars with her nightstick) "Quiet down you two! I've got one more!"

Nova uncuffs the figure and pushes him in...

Lector: "Well, hello there."

Guard #4: (Holding up an armoured pet carrier) "What do we do with this one mam?"

Nova: "Just put it in the cell, the little cutie should be safe enough in it's carrier."

After the bars are closed, everyone's attention is drawn to the carrier.

#SNIKT!!!#

The armoured carrier splits open as if made from tin foil.

Rabid Pollinator: "#GGGGGGGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!#"

Kyle: "Ohhhh crap!"

Saras: "Master!"

Lector: "If I live through this, I'm going back to MY universe! This one's nuts!"

[SRoss]

Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

Guard #3:"The problem is if the foundation here lets go."
Guard #1: "And...? What happens then? Building collapse?"
Guard #3: "Quite the opposite."(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertron)

Sorry, not getting it.

Basically, Inertron is similar in properties to anti-matter, except that it can coexisit with regular matter without the mutual destruction. It however prefers not to and unrestrained, will seek out the nearest vacuum (ie; Between Kyle's ears ... err Space). Put simply, if the foundation breaks it will fall up. This can be a problem as with all the enhaced beings they run across, the Tokyo-3 GMP had the entire cell block built out of triple-layered Inertron...

[glitterboy2098]

funny, anti-matter's properties are basically "same as normal matter, but blows up if it touches normal matter"
remove the blowing up... and you got normal matter.

must have sounded more impressive back when antimatter was still a hypothetical thing..

[SRoss]

funny, anti-matter's properties are basically "same as normal matter, but blows up if it touches normal matter"
remove the blowing up... and you got normal matter.

must have sounded more impressive back when antimatter was still a hypothetical thing..

I think the idea was it was Treknobable for comic fans.

[taalismn]

Hmmmm.....Inertron and CAVORITE....the components for some seriously bizarre accidents.

[SRoss]

Hmmmm.....Inertron and CAVORITE....the components for some seriously bizarre accidents.

Lisa: (Watching Moriarty's frozen corpse float past the SDF-3's bridge) "That's different."

[Alpha 11]

Guard #1: "Shouldn't we intervene?"

Guard #2: "Don't worry, she can't get out, that cell is made from solid Inertron."

Guard #3:"The problem is if the foundation here lets go."
Guard #1: "And...? What happens then? Building collapse?"
Guard #3: "Quite the opposite."(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertron)

Sorry, not getting it.

Basically, Inertron is similar in properties to anti-matter, except that it can coexisit with regular matter without the mutual destruction. It however prefers not to and unrestrained, will seek out the nearest vacuum (ie; Between Kyle's ears ... err Space). Put simply, if the foundation breaks it will fall up. This can be a problem as with all the enhaced beings they run across, the Tokyo-3 GMP had the entire cell block built out of triple-layered Inertron...

Ah, bummer, they all get spaced. And thanks for the explaination.

Hmmmm.....Inertron and CAVORITE....the components for some seriously bizarre accidents.

Lisa: (Watching Moriarty's frozen corpse float past the SDF-3's bridge) "That's different."

[SRoss]

Meanwhile as GMP HQ shakes around them...

Guard #1: "Desdemona just locked up Darkside and the Scarlet Sisters for brawling!"

The building rumbles...

Guard #2: "Oh my God! Who's dumb idea was it to build the cell block out of triple-layered Inertron!?!"

Guard #3: "The UEG! They gave Brainiac 5 a blank cheque and tole him to build a cell bloc even HE couldn't escape from!"

Nova: "QUIET!!!"

The rumbling stops.

Nova: "Look at you, did you forget the cells are lined with Promethium?"

Guards: (Relieved) "Oh, yeah..."

Desk Sargent: "OHMYGOD! Did anyone remember to let Brainiac 5 out!?!"

Guards: " "

[Rathorc Lemenger]

*Takes a sip of tea while looking around* Well well well..... I am most DEFINATILY surprised that this humble thread is still going strong.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

[Alpha 11]

Meanwhile as GMP HQ shakes around them...

Guard #1: "Desdemona just locked up Darkside and the Scarlet Sisters for brawling!"

The building rumbles...

Guard #2: "Oh my God! Who's dumb idea was it to build the cell block out of triple-layered Inertron!?!"

Guard #3: "The UEG! They gave Brainiac 5 a blank cheque and tole him to build a cell bloc even HE couldn't escape from!"

Nova: "QUIET!!!"

The rumbling stops.

Nova: "Look at you, did you forget the cells are lined with Promethium?"

Guards: (Relieved) "Oh, yeah..."

Desk Sargent: "OHMYGOD! Did anyone remember to let Brainiac 5 out!?!"

Guards: " "

*Takes a sip of tea while looking around* Well well well..... I am most DEFINATILY surprised that this humble thread is still going strong.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

That's an understatement. It's a jugernot.

[Rathorc Lemenger]

Maybe you're right, Alpha. But I'm kind of curious now as to who (if anyone) has used any of the ideas for their games *takes another sip of tea*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

[taalismn]

Maybe you're right, Alpha. But I'm kind of curious now as to who (if anyone) has used any of the ideas for their games *takes another sip of tea*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Who'd ADMIT to using any of the ideas?

[DhAkael]

Maybe you're right, Alpha. But I'm kind of curious now as to who (if anyone) has used any of the ideas for their games *takes another sip of tea*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Who'd ADMIT to using any of the ideas?

[taalismn]

Maybe you're right, Alpha. But I'm kind of curious now as to who (if anyone) has used any of the ideas for their games *takes another sip of tea*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Who'd ADMIT to using any of the ideas?

Is that sweatdrop I see on the back of your head?

[Rathorc Lemenger]

What do you folks say to maybe adding the shows Castle and The Mentalist into the mix?

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

[taalismn]

What do you folks say to maybe adding the shows Castle and The Mentalist into the mix?

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Neither of which I have watched(I always switch to 'The American Experience' when 'Castle' came on. Bless Public Television! ).

[Rathorc Lemenger]

Well, I've watched both. Besides, they're both mysteries/crime dramas AND good shows to watch.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

[taalismn]

Going on what little I know of either series, the most likely scenarios would be 'while pursuing a mundane investigation, the series characters stumble across something OTHERWORDLY'...which will either blow their minds when certain truths come out, or gets hushed up afterwards as utterly unbelievable or covered up ala 'X-Files'.
Since both series revolve around character back-stories involving unsolved family murders, any clue that seems to lead them straight into the weirdness would be cause for misunderstanding..."'Red John is...an alien? You green-blooded bastard!""No, wait-(to the Invid Scout angling for a shot)NO VAPORIZATIONS!"
In fact, the problem might BE the constant 'X-File' references and jokes(delivered with a snark) or 'Scooby-Do' jokes, especially if the series characters are trying to see what's behind the curtains "Right...giant robots...it's either secret government arms deals or an animatronics convention!".
Frankly, though, as talented as Patrick Jane might be, he'd be diced by REAL psionics, wielded by expert psychics. The GMP MIGHT try to recruit him for low-level work, or manipulate him into being their agent on-site, especially if they can nail Red John for him, or at least give him solid leads.
I don't think all that well of Castle and that lot, but that may be because the only crime dramas I really got into were the 'Law and Order' franchises and that's been several years since I watched any of that series.

[SRoss]

I tried thinking on scenarios where Nova get's saddled with Richard Castle. They all seem to end with her breaking EVERY bone in his body.

[taalismn]

I tried thinking on scenarios where Nova get's saddled with Richard Castle. They all seem to end with her breaking EVERY bone in his body.

Shooting his kneecaps off, jamming a pen down crossways down his throat, tossing him in a dumpster, throwing him to the boreworms...

[Alpha 11]

Maybe you're right, Alpha. But I'm kind of curious now as to who (if anyone) has used any of the ideas for their games *takes another sip of tea*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Who'd ADMIT to using any of the ideas?

I would!

Maybe you're right, Alpha. But I'm kind of curious now as to who (if anyone) has used any of the ideas for their games *takes another sip of tea*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Who'd ADMIT to using any of the ideas?

Is that sweatdrop I see on the back of your head?

What do you folks say to maybe adding the shows Castle and The Mentalist into the mix?

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Neither of which I have watched(I always switch to 'The American Experience' when 'Castle' came on. Bless Public Television! ).

What do you folks say to maybe adding the shows Castle and The Mentalist into the mix?

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Your free to add to this at any time.

I tried thinking on scenarios where Nova get's saddled with Richard Castle. They all seem to end with her breaking EVERY bone in his body.

I tried thinking on scenarios where Nova get's saddled with Richard Castle. They all seem to end with her breaking EVERY bone in his body.

Shooting his kneecaps off, jamming a pen down crossways down his throat, tossing him in a dumpster, throwing him to the boreworms...

[SRoss]

Nova: "And just WHAT do you think you're doing with my daughter, Mister Castle?"

[taalismn]

Nova: "And just WHAT do you think you're doing with my daughter, Mister Castle?"

Desdemona: "I'm demonstrating chokeholds."

[Alpha 11]

Nova: "And just WHAT do you think you're doing with my daughter, Mister Castle?"

Be afraid! Be VERY afraid!

Nova: "And just WHAT do you think you're doing with my daughter, Mister Castle?"

Desdemona: "I'm demonstrating chokeholds."

[taalismn]

"Oops...I accidentally broke his neck."
"Dear, I can have twenty witnesses claim they saw you on the other side of the planet."

[SRoss]

GMP Headquarters, Tokyo 3...

Nova: "Gentleman, Last night my daughter went missing. She was last seen with this man."

Projects a hologram of Richard Castle...

Nova: "She is overdue back home and I can only assume she's been kidnapped. This is one of our own, and all possible force is authorized in her recovery."

Nova steps back...

Desk Sargent: "Alright People! This is it! If he could take Desdemona, we have to assume he's upper A-Class. Equip all Garland squads for heavy combat, deploy the Tank Police at all transit points! From this moment on Tokyo 3 is on complete lockdown! This could be a prelude to an Angel attack so contact KAS-DA and T-ALOS and have their EVA's on standby! LETS ROLL PEOPLE!!!"

[taalismn]

...that's kinda like swatting a house moth with a Fuel Air Munition.

[SRoss]

...that's kinda like swatting a house moth with a Fuel Air Munition.

Nova may have left out certain details.

As for the GMP's reaction, their going after someone who appears to have somehow overpowered Desdemona, this is just their initial response until they have more concrete data. They'll also be sending ESWAT to arrest Gendo, just in case.