Robotech Crossover question

[SRoss]

KAS-DA: "Ha! Your Striker needs a pull-string to start."

Barkhorn: "At least I don't have to make sure I have a long enough extension cord."

KAS-DA: "All this technology and they STILL can't get an EVA off the grid."

[taalismn]

KAS-DA: "Ha! Your Striker needs a pull-string to start."

Barkhorn: "At least I don't have to make sure I have a long enough extension cord."

KAS-DA: "All this technology and they STILL can't get an EVA off the grid."

OLD-style EVAs.
UEsG models have S4 organs and Reflex Reactors.

[SRoss]

KAS-DA: "Ha! Your Striker needs a pull-string to start."

Barkhorn: "At least I don't have to make sure I have a long enough extension cord."

KAS-DA: "All this technology and they STILL can't get an EVA off the grid."

OLD-style EVAs.
UEsG models have S4 organs and Reflex Reactors.

Crew Chief: "Hey! Why are we fitting a fold drive on a mecha?"

[taalismn]

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Crew Chief: "Hey! Why are we fitting a fold drive on a mecha?"

"It's right behind me, isn't it?"
"...uh-huh...."

[SRoss]

During a recent combat exercise...

Dana: (Hiding under bridge) "Ok, I'll just pop up and nail their flag tank. Their tail end Charley is only a Tiger (P)."

Tiger (P) on the bridge.

Dana: (Under a pile of stone) "What ... kind ... of ... MORON ... builds ... a ... tank ... with ... an ... open ... cockpit..."

[taalismn]

RRG Engineer: "Note to self; make sure all pre-UEsG Spartas Hovertanks in offciail service are upgraded to the new standard WITH fully enclosed cockpit. IMMEDIATELY."

[SRoss]

Tokyo 3's lights flicker...

Later...

Hugh Mann wheels in a gurney with a charred figure...

Jean: "What the hell!?!"

Hugh Mann: "Kyle got exposed to Flower of Life again and tried to use high voltage to cure himself."

Jean: "But, he's a cinder!!!"

Hugh Mann: "You know those cable towers they used to power the old EVA's?"

Jean: "Those ones capable of channeling Tokyo 3's entire power supply?"

Hugh Mann: "Yep! Apparently the switches still work."

[Alpha 11]

"So...how badly are we scrapping the barrel for special GMP operatives this week?"
"Let's see....Got a mad scientist."
"Par for the course."
"Accompanied by a teenage cyborg with electric skin..."
"Go on..."
"...and a computer mouse."
"I'm waiting for it..."
"Correction...a nanotechnological space-warping AI mult-tool that assumes the shape of a mouse."
"Right. One bad wordplay down. Send them in and let's get the interview started."

KAS-DA: "Ha! Your Striker needs a pull-string to start."

Barkhorn: "At least I don't have to make sure I have a long enough extension cord."

KAS-DA: "All this technology and they STILL can't get an EVA off the grid."

[Alpha 11]

KAS-DA: "Ha! Your Striker needs a pull-string to start."

Barkhorn: "At least I don't have to make sure I have a long enough extension cord."

KAS-DA: "All this technology and they STILL can't get an EVA off the grid."

OLD-style EVAs.
UEsG models have S4 organs and Reflex Reactors.

Nice!

KAS-DA: "Ha! Your Striker needs a pull-string to start."

Barkhorn: "At least I don't have to make sure I have a long enough extension cord."

KAS-DA: "All this technology and they STILL can't get an EVA off the grid."

OLD-style EVAs.
UEsG models have S4 organs and Reflex Reactors.

Crew Chief: "Hey! Why are we fitting a fold drive on a mecha?"

Even nicer, thought not the first. They got one that can go one on a Veritech.

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Crew Chief: "Hey! Why are we fitting a fold drive on a mecha?"

"It's right behind me, isn't it?"
"...uh-huh...."

During a recent combat exercise...

Dana: (Hiding under bridge) "Ok, I'll just pop up and nail their flag tank. Their tail end Charley is only a Tiger (P)."

Tiger (P) on the bridge.

Dana: (Under a pile of stone) "What ... kind ... of ... MORON ... builds ... a ... tank ... with ... an ... open ... cockpit..."

RRG Engineer: "Note to self; make sure all pre-UEsG Spartas Hovertanks in offciail service are upgraded to the new standard WITH fully enclosed cockpit. IMMEDIATELY."

Better make it fast!

Tokyo 3's lights flicker...

Later...

Hugh Mann wheels in a gurney with a charred figure...

Jean: "What the hell!?!"

Hugh Mann: "Kyle got exposed to Flower of Life again and tried to use high voltage to cure himself."

Jean: "But, he's a cinder!!!"

Hugh Mann: "You know those cable towers they used to power the old EVA's?"

Jean: "Those ones capable of channeling Tokyo 3's entire power supply?"

Hugh Mann: "Yep! Apparently the switches still work."

[taalismn]

Tokyo 3's lights flicker...

Later...

Hugh Mann wheels in a gurney with a charred figure...

Jean: "What the hell!?!"

Hugh Mann: "Kyle got exposed to Flower of Life again and tried to use high voltage to cure himself."

Jean: "But, he's a cinder!!!"

Hugh Mann: "You know those cable towers they used to power the old EVA's?"

Jean: "Those ones capable of channeling Tokyo 3's entire power supply?"

Hugh Mann: "Yep! Apparently the switches still work."

"The GOOD news, Mister Lynn, is that you weren't instantly vaporized. The BAD news is that Nihon Municipal Electric would like to have a word with you about yet ANOTHER electrical incident...."

[Alpha 11]

Tokyo 3's lights flicker...

Later...

Hugh Mann wheels in a gurney with a charred figure...

Jean: "What the hell!?!"

Hugh Mann: "Kyle got exposed to Flower of Life again and tried to use high voltage to cure himself."

Jean: "But, he's a cinder!!!"

Hugh Mann: "You know those cable towers they used to power the old EVA's?"

Jean: "Those ones capable of channeling Tokyo 3's entire power supply?"

Hugh Mann: "Yep! Apparently the switches still work."

"The GOOD news, Mister Lynn, is that you weren't instantly vaporized. The BAD news is that Nihon Municipal Electric would like to have a word with you about yet ANOTHER electrical incident...."

[SRoss]

Hugh Mann: "Ah, mister Kyle! Here is your medical bill."

Kyle: "Oh, That's not as bad as I thought..."

Hugh Mann: (Unrolling a loooong sheet) "And this is you electric bill"

Kyle: "*AAAGGG!!!*"

#THUD!#

Hugh Mann: (Prodding him with her foot) "Umm ... Doctor! I think I killed him!"

[taalismn]

Return to the TimeLoops:

Dolza: “YOU WILL DEMONSTRATE THIS ‘KISSING’ RIGHT NOW!”
Lisa: “Right now?”
Rick: “I got the four poster bed packed in hammerspace. No more cold table.”
Lisa: “Satin sheets?”
Rick: “The works, baby. Champagne’s cold and waiting.”
Rico: “That’s it; I’m outta here.”
Konda: “Catch you folks later.”
Bron: “Don’t wait for us.”
Lisa: “Wait, you guys are -Awake-?”
Breetai: “ I started to suspect it when Mister Dixon vanished. Where is he?”
Rick: “You too? Ben, well, he’s off to the Quadronos. Something about trying to seduce Miriya’s friend Seloy.”
Exedore: “So we can safely presume that Mister Sterling is looking up Miriya?”
Lisa: “Looking up AT Miriya, unless she’s Awake too and already micronized.”
Dolza: “WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT?! I GAVE NOBODY PERMISSION TO LEAVE!!!”
Breetai: “Actually, I give them permission to leave. Now, Exedore and myself have to be elsewhere right now.”
Dolza: “EXPLAIN YOURSELF THIS INSTANCE, BREETAI! WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!”
Exedore: “Some of us don’t need repeat educations in the Hunters’ sex lives.”(closes door as they all file out)
Dolza: “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! COME BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT!!! ‘SEX LIVES’?!”
Lisa: “It goes like this.” (zip!)
Dolza: “WHA--?! *GGGAAAHHH!!!!*”

[SRoss]

Return to the TimeLoops:

Leonard: "What!?! The Robotech Masters are fleeing!?!"

Emerson: "I uploaded Abducted by Daleks."

Leonard: "I'm pretty sure we're ALL going to Hell for THAT one."

[SRoss]

Return to the TimeLoops:

Exedore: “Some of us don’t need repeat educations in the Hunters’ sex lives.”(closes door as they all file out)
Dolza: “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! COME BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT!!! ‘SEX LIVES’?!”
Lisa: “It goes like this.” (zip!)
Dolza: “WHA--?! *GGGAAAHHH!!!!*”

Sometime in the Future...

Gura Clone #1: (Wakes up screaming) "AHHH! Sisters! Sisters! I had the most horrible dream!!!"

[taalismn]

TimeLoops Expanded:
Breetai woke up in his bed to a familiar ceiling....yep, new TimeLoop, same battlecruiser, same old cabin. Time to get up and see where in the timeline he was-
“mmmm....”
Breetai looked down at the brunette mop of hair nuzzling into the side of his chest.
Kazianna?
Okay, by now he’d been through enough TimeLoops that he wasn’t TERRIBLY surprised by awakening to a gender-integrated Zentraedi organization. This might not be so bad-
“....don’tgetuptooearly....”
Breetai’s eyes suddenly shot to the OTHER side of his bed where a pale-skinned arm snaked across his chest. He followed it back up to an equally familiar head of dark blue hair.
Azonia?!
Caught in the moment between terrible or terrific revelations, Breetai was now COMPLETELY and anxiously awake.

[Alpha 11]

Hugh Mann: "Ah, mister Kyle! Here is your medical bill."

Kyle: "Oh, That's not as bad as I thought..."

Hugh Mann: (Unrolling a loooong sheet) "And this is you electric bill"

Kyle: "*AAAGGG!!!*"

#THUD!#

Hugh Mann: (Prodding him with her foot) "Umm ... Doctor! I think I killed him!"

Return to the TimeLoops:

Dolza: “YOU WILL DEMONSTRATE THIS ‘KISSING’ RIGHT NOW!”
Lisa: “Right now?”
Rick: “I got the four poster bed packed in hammerspace. No more cold table.”
Lisa: “Satin sheets?”
Rick: “The works, baby. Champagne’s cold and waiting.”
Rico: “That’s it; I’m outta here.”
Konda: “Catch you folks later.”
Bron: “Don’t wait for us.”
Lisa: “Wait, you guys are -Awake-?”
Breetai: “ I started to suspect it when Mister Dixon vanished. Where is he?”
Rick: “You too? Ben, well, he’s off to the Quadronos. Something about trying to seduce Miriya’s friend Seloy.”
Exedore: “So we can safely presume that Mister Sterling is looking up Miriya?”
Lisa: “Looking up AT Miriya, unless she’s Awake too and already micronized.”
Dolza: “WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT?! I GAVE NOBODY PERMISSION TO LEAVE!!!”
Breetai: “Actually, I give them permission to leave. Now, Exedore and myself have to be elsewhere right now.”
Dolza: “EXPLAIN YOURSELF THIS INSTANCE, BREETAI! WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!”
Exedore: “Some of us don’t need repeat educations in the Hunters’ sex lives.”(closes door as they all file out)
Dolza: “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! COME BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT!!! ‘SEX LIVES’?!”
Lisa: “It goes like this.” (zip!)
Dolza: “WHA--?! *GGGAAAHHH!!!!*”

Return to the TimeLoops:

Leonard: "What!?! The Robotech Masters are fleeing!?!"

Emerson: "I uploaded Abducted by Daleks."

Leonard: "I'm pretty sure we're ALL going to Hell for THAT one."

Return to the TimeLoops:

Exedore: “Some of us don’t need repeat educations in the Hunters’ sex lives.”(closes door as they all file out)
Dolza: “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! COME BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT!!! ‘SEX LIVES’?!”
Lisa: “It goes like this.” (zip!)
Dolza: “WHA--?! *GGGAAAHHH!!!!*”

Sometime in the Future...

Gura Clone #1: (Wakes up screaming) "AHHH! Sisters! Sisters! I had the most horrible dream!!!"

TimeLoops Expanded:
Breetai woke up in his bed to a familiar ceiling....yep, new TimeLoop, same battlecruiser, same old cabin. Time to get up and see where in the timeline he was-
“mmmm....”
Breetai looked down at the brunette mop of hair nuzzling into the side of his chest.
Kazianna?
Okay, by now he’d been through enough TimeLoops that he wasn’t TERRIBLY surprised by awakening to a gender-integrated Zentraedi organization. This might not be so bad-
“....don’tgetuptooearly....”
Breetai’s eyes suddenly shot to the OTHER side of his bed where a pale-skinned arm snaked across his chest. He followed it back up to an equally familiar head of dark blue hair.
Azonia?!
Caught in the moment between terrible or terrific revelations, Breetai was now COMPLETELY and anxiously awake.

[SRoss]

TimeLoops Expanded:
Breetai woke up in his bed to a familiar ceiling....yep, new TimeLoop, same battlecruiser, same old cabin. Time to get up and see where in the timeline he was-
“mmmm....”
Breetai looked down at the brunette mop of hair nuzzling into the side of his chest.
Kazianna?
Okay, by now he’d been through enough TimeLoops that he wasn’t TERRIBLY surprised by awakening to a gender-integrated Zentraedi organization. This might not be so bad-
“....don’tgetuptooearly....”
Breetai’s eyes suddenly shot to the OTHER side of his bed where a pale-skinned arm snaked across his chest. He followed it back up to an equally familiar head of dark blue hair.
Azonia?!
Caught in the moment between terrible or terrific revelations, Breetai was now COMPLETELY and anxiously awake.

Could be worse Breetai, remember the time you woke up with Khyron and Grel?

[Alpha 11]

TimeLoops Expanded:
Breetai woke up in his bed to a familiar ceiling....yep, new TimeLoop, same battlecruiser, same old cabin. Time to get up and see where in the timeline he was-
“mmmm....”
Breetai looked down at the brunette mop of hair nuzzling into the side of his chest.
Kazianna?
Okay, by now he’d been through enough TimeLoops that he wasn’t TERRIBLY surprised by awakening to a gender-integrated Zentraedi organization. This might not be so bad-
“....don’tgetuptooearly....”
Breetai’s eyes suddenly shot to the OTHER side of his bed where a pale-skinned arm snaked across his chest. He followed it back up to an equally familiar head of dark blue hair.
Azonia?!
Caught in the moment between terrible or terrific revelations, Breetai was now COMPLETELY and anxiously awake.

Could be worse Breetai, remember the time you woke up with Khyron and Grel?

[SRoss]

Terror: Thy name is Zentreadi Harem anime...

[taalismn]

Breetai:(sandwiched between Kazianna and Azonia)"Okay....this is...bad..."
Regis: (Rising up under the covers in the center of the bed) "Good morning, studmuffin."

[SRoss]

Breetai:(sandwiched between Kazianna and Azonia)"Okay....this is...bad..."
Regis: (Rising up under the covers in the center of the bed) "Good morning, studmuffin."

Breetai: " "

[taalismn]

Freddy Kruger: "I'm in your dreams, kid! You can't escape me! This is-"

Shinji Ikari-Sterling: "I've killed Angels, I've slept with the Regis, I've punched out Cthulu, I'm hunted by most of the illegible females in a given universe for the purposes of breeding, and by many of the jail-bait females...I really need my sleep, so will you just KINDLY SHUT THE $*&$&%%&^ UP????!!!!"
(hauls out an EVA-scaled ac in the dreamscape and brngs it down just short of Freddy's nose)
Kruger: "...okay...."
(Ax pulls away)
Shinji: "You know what? %*&%&% it anyway. I don't like you."
(Ax comes back with the force of a dinosaur-killer asteroid)

[SRoss]

Freddy Kruger: "I'm in your dreams, kid! You can't escape me! This is-"

Shinji Ikari-Sterling: "I've killed Angels, I've slept with the Regos, I've punched out Cthulu, I'm hunted by most of the illegible females in a given universe for the purposes of breeding, and by many of the jail-bait females...I really need my sleep, so will you just KINDLY SHUT THE $*&$&%%&^ UP????!!!!"
(hauls out an EVA-scaled ac in the dreamscape and brngs it down just short of Freddy's nose)
Kruger: "...okay...."
(Ax pulls away)
Shinji: "You know what? %*&%&% it anyway. I don't like you."
(Ax comes back with the force of a dinosaur-killer asteroid)

KAS-DA, T-ALOS, Desdemona, Asuka & Mari: (Waving in summer dresses) "Ohh Shinji!"

Shinji Ikari-Sterling: " "

[taalismn]

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KAS-DA, T-ALOS, Desdemona, Asuka & Mari: (Waving in summer dresses) "Ohh Shinji!"

Shinji Ikari-Sterling: " "

Shinji: "I swear, Kruger, if this is your doing in some ironic OOC revenge twist, I'm going to repeatedly kill you in new and novel ways that will make you scream like a college co-ed in a really bad horror film and show you just what irony REALLY is..."

[SRoss]

[

KAS-DA, T-ALOS, Desdemona, Asuka & Mari: (Waving in summer dresses) "Ohh Shinji!"

Shinji Ikari-Sterling: " "

Shinji: "I swear, Kruger, if this is your doing in some ironic OOC revenge twist, I'm going to repeatedly kill you in new and novel ways that will make you scream like a college co-ed in a really bad horror film and show you just what irony REALLY is..."

Teenage Annie: "Hiya hot stuff!"

Shinji: "Oh Crud!"

[Alpha 11]

Freddy Kruger: "I'm in your dreams, kid! You can't escape me! This is-"

Shinji Ikari-Sterling: "I've killed Angels, I've slept with the Regos, I've punched out Cthulu, I'm hunted by most of the illegible females in a given universe for the purposes of breeding, and by many of the jail-bait females...I really need my sleep, so will you just KINDLY SHUT THE $*&$&%%&^ UP????!!!!"
(hauls out an EVA-scaled ac in the dreamscape and brngs it down just short of Freddy's nose)
Kruger: "...okay...."
(Ax pulls away)
Shinji: "You know what? %*&%&% it anyway. I don't like you."
(Ax comes back with the force of a dinosaur-killer asteroid)

Very nicely done there.

Freddy Kruger: "I'm in your dreams, kid! You can't escape me! This is-"

Shinji Ikari-Sterling: "I've killed Angels, I've slept with the Regos, I've punched out Cthulu, I'm hunted by most of the illegible females in a given universe for the purposes of breeding, and by many of the jail-bait females...I really need my sleep, so will you just KINDLY SHUT THE $*&$&%%&^ UP????!!!!"
(hauls out an EVA-scaled ac in the dreamscape and brngs it down just short of Freddy's nose)
Kruger: "...okay...."
(Ax pulls away)
Shinji: "You know what? %*&%&% it anyway. I don't like you."
(Ax comes back with the force of a dinosaur-killer asteroid)

KAS-DA, T-ALOS, Desdemona, Asuka & Mari: (Waving in summer dresses) "Ohh Shinji!"

Shinji Ikari-Sterling: " "

[Alpha 11]

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KAS-DA, T-ALOS, Desdemona, Asuka & Mari: (Waving in summer dresses) "Ohh Shinji!"

Shinji Ikari-Sterling: " "

Shinji: "I swear, Kruger, if this is your doing in some ironic OOC revenge twist, I'm going to repeatedly kill you in new and novel ways that will make you scream like a college co-ed in a really bad horror film and show you just what irony REALLY is..."

[Alpha 11]

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KAS-DA, T-ALOS, Desdemona, Asuka & Mari: (Waving in summer dresses) "Ohh Shinji!"

Shinji Ikari-Sterling: " "

Shinji: "I swear, Kruger, if this is your doing in some ironic OOC revenge twist, I'm going to repeatedly kill you in new and novel ways that will make you scream like a college co-ed in a really bad horror film and show you just what irony REALLY is..."

Teenage Annie: "Hiya hot stuff!"

Shinji: "Oh Crud!"

[SRoss]

EVA Hanger; Tokyo 3...

Tech #1: "You know sir, I've been wondering..."

Crew Chief: "What?"

Tech #1: "Well, these Evangelions are essentially cyborgs created from Angels, right?"

Crew Chief: "So?"

Tech #1: "Well, isn't it dangerous to have fitted them with Reflex Reactors? What if they were to get possessed again?"

Crew Chief: "Don't be an idiot, I'm sure the UEsG thought of that before making the modification. Only a total moron would give effectively unlimited power to something that could be possessed by an Angel."

Meanwhile in his cell deep within GMP HQ, Gendo starts to laugh.

[taalismn]

". Only a total moron would give effectively unlimited power to something that could be possessed by an Angel.[/i]"

Meanwhile in his cell deep within GMP HQ, Gendo starts to laugh.

Skuld: "Hey, sisters! Look what followed me home! Can I keep it? Can I?"

[SRoss]

"Only a total moron would give effectively unlimited power to something that could be possessed by an Angel."

Meanwhile in his cell deep within GMP HQ, Gendo starts to laugh.

Skuld: "Hey, sisters! Look what followed me home! Can I keep it? Can I?"

Crew Chief: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNIT 66 MARK 6 WALKED OFF!?! HOW CAN IT WALK OFF, THEY HAVEN'T EVEN SELECTED A PILOT YET!?!"

[taalismn]

...and some poor sod gets flakked for leaving the gate open....

[Alpha 11]

EVA Hanger; Tokyo 3...

Tech #1: "You know sir, I've been wondering..."

Crew Chief: "What?"

Tech #1: "Well, these Evangelions are essentially cyborgs created from Angels, right?"

Crew Chief: "So?"

Tech #1: "Well, isn't it dangerous to have fitted them with Reflex Reactors? What if they were to get possessed again?"

Crew Chief: "Don't be an idiot, I'm sure the UEsG thought of that before making the modification. Only a total moron would give effectively unlimited power to something that could be possessed by an Angel."

Meanwhile in his cell deep within GMP HQ, Gendo starts to laugh.

". Only a total moron would give effectively unlimited power to something that could be possessed by an Angel.[/i]"

Meanwhile in his cell deep within GMP HQ, Gendo starts to laugh.

Skuld: "Hey, sisters! Look what followed me home! Can I keep it? Can I?"

"Only a total moron would give effectively unlimited power to something that could be possessed by an Angel."

Meanwhile in his cell deep within GMP HQ, Gendo starts to laugh.

Skuld: "Hey, sisters! Look what followed me home! Can I keep it? Can I?"

Crew Chief: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNIT 66 MARK 6 WALKED OFF!?! HOW CAN IT WALK OFF, THEY HAVEN'T EVEN SELECTED A PILOT YET!?!"

666..., ya they should have seen that coming.

...and some poor sod gets flakked for leaving the gate open....

[SRoss]

...and some poor sod gets flakked for leaving the gate open....

Meanwhile, the two GMP Robots at the gate try to look inconspicuous and hope no one remembers them standing there. I mean it told them it was going out to get washed, how were they supposed to know!?!

[taalismn]

"You know the BioSanitation Squad's petition for more robot units?"
"I thought they were making do with IMU castoffs from the boneyards? I know the GMP isn't letting them use any of their Golems short of fullon retirement and scrapping because of the decontamination costs between loaning them out."
"Well, the BSS found what they call 'perfect for their operational needs'."
"...why do I have a sudden chill at the way you stated that?"


"MWHHHHAAAHHHAAAAHHHHAAA!!!! ATY LAST!!! AT LAST!!!!! MY DAY HAS COME AT LONG LAST!!!! NOW ALL OF BANGOR-2 WILL BOW TO ME OR DROWN IN ITS OWN FOUL WASTE!!!MUWHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
"Not a chance in hell, dirt-bag!! Your pollution ends here and now!"
" IT'S -FILTH-MONGER-!!! GET IT RIGHT!!! Oh, and what are you going to do about it, little men?! I have you outnumbered, surrounded in waste products! Even the vaunted BioSanitation Squad cannot clean up THIS mess! You dare not use your sanitation lasers in this place, the methan explosion alone would cremate you! All your castoff sins come back to haunt you, every plastic bag, every disposable diaper, every candybar wrapper, every unmulchable piece of litter, now serves ME! HAHAHAHAHA-"
"Take him. Now. Before he laughs again."
*WHHIIIIRRR-*#GRAB#
"HAHHAHHA-Huh? Wha-?! OH MY GOD NOOOOO-!!!!"
#CRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCHCOMPACT-PHOOM!#
"Now THAT was impressive."
"Simple application of force."
"Packaged nice and neat for the plasma incinerator."
"One nitpick...shouldn't we call them something other than 'WALL-As'? Maybe 'WALL-Bs'?"
"Submit it to admin. We still got mop-up here."

[SRoss]

A lake near Tokyo 3 ... Lynn Kyle neatly piles his clothes on the beach and walks into the surf...

Kyle: (Up to his neck in the water) "Goodby cruel world! Goodby Minmei you heartless B ... WWWHHHAAATTT!!!"

EVA 066.6: "CANNON BALL!!!"

Near by ... T.R. Edwards is distracted from creeping up on a sleeping Minmei by a growing screaming sound...

Edwards: (Looking up) "What the ... OH MY GOD!!!"

#CRASH!!!#

Minmei wakes up to find Kyle floating on top of Edwards in a metre of water on her bedroom floor and a dripping hole where her skylight used to be...

[taalismn]

Kyle: "This...isn't what it looks like...."
Minmei: "I know what a slash fic is, Kyle..."

[Alpha 11]

...and some poor sod gets flakked for leaving the gate open....

Meanwhile, the two GMP Robots at the gate try to look inconspicuous and hope no one remembers them standing there. I mean it told them it was going out to get washed, how were they supposed to know!?!

"You know the BioSanitation Squad's petition for more robot units?"
"I thought they were making do with IMU castoffs from the boneyards? I know the GMP isn't letting them use any of their Golems short of fullon retirement and scrapping because of the decontamination costs between loaning them out."
"Well, the BSS found what they call 'perfect for their operational needs'."
"...why do I have a sudden chill at the way you stated that?"


"MWHHHHAAAHHHAAAAHHHHAAA!!!! ATY LAST!!! AT LAST!!!!! MY DAY HAS COME AT LONG LAST!!!! NOW ALL OF BANGOR-2 WILL BOW TO ME OR DROWN IN ITS OWN FOUL WASTE!!!MUWHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
"Not a chance in hell, dirt-bag!! Your pollution ends here and now!"
" IT'S -FILTH-MONGER-!!! GET IT RIGHT!!! Oh, and what are you going to do about it, little men?! I have you outnumbered, surrounded in waste products! Even the vaunted BioSanitation Squad cannot clean up THIS mess! You dare not use your sanitation lasers in this place, the methan explosion alone would cremate you! All your castoff sins come back to haunt you, every plastic bag, every disposable diaper, every candybar wrapper, every unmulchable piece of litter, now serves ME! HAHAHAHAHA-"
"Take him. Now. Before he laughs again."
*WHHIIIIRRR-*#GRAB#
"HAHHAHHA-Huh? Wha-?! OH MY GOD NOOOOO-!!!!"
#CRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCHCOMPACT-PHOOM!#
"Now THAT was impressive."
"Simple application of force."
"Packaged nice and neat for the plasma incinerator."
"One nitpick...shouldn't we call them something other than 'WALL-As'? Maybe 'WALL-Bs'?"
"Submit it to admin. We still got mop-up here."

Wall-E right?

A lake near Tokyo 3 ... Lynn Kyle neatly piles his clothes on the beach and walks into the surf...

Kyle: (Up to his neck in the water) "Goodby cruel world! Goodby Minmei you heartless B ... WWWHHHAAATTT!!!"

EVA 066.6: "CANNON BALL!!!"

Near by ... T.R. Edwards is distracted from creeping up on a sleeping Minmei by a growing screaming sound...

Edwards: (Looking up) "What the ... OH MY GOD!!!"

#CRASH!!!#

Minmei wakes up to find Kyle floating on top of Edwards in a metre of water on her bedroom floor and a dripping hole where her skylight used to be...

Kyle: "This...isn't what it looks like...."
Minmei: "I know what a slash fic is, Kyle..."

[taalismn]

"Fourth Wall repair team to Lynn Minmei's residence...stat!"
"What is it this time, she punch out one of her critics? Cross-dimensional peeping tom? Paula Abdul try giving her celebrity lessons?"
"Yaoi fanfiction reference."

[SRoss]

"Fourth Wall repair team to Lynn Minmei's residence...stat!"
"What is it this time, she punch out one of her critics? Cross-dimensional peeping tom? Paula Abdul try giving her celebrity lessons?"
"Yaoi fanfiction reference."

Suddenly an armoured Kryptonian warrior lands in Minmei's bedroom, crushing Kyle and Edwards into the water beneath his feet.

Zod: (Standing impressively before Minmei, with his helmet off) "KNEEL BEFORE ZO!!!..."

#SPLAT!!!#

EVA 66.6 stomps Zod into a pasty mess in the basement floor.

[Alpha 11]

"Fourth Wall repair team to Lynn Minmei's residence...stat!"
"What is it this time, she punch out one of her critics? Cross-dimensional peeping tom? Paula Abdul try giving her celebrity lessons?"
"Yaoi fanfiction reference."

"Fourth Wall repair team to Lynn Minmei's residence...stat!"
"What is it this time, she punch out one of her critics? Cross-dimensional peeping tom? Paula Abdul try giving her celebrity lessons?"
"Yaoi fanfiction reference."

Suddenly an armoured Kryptonian warrior lands in Minmei's bedroom, crushing Kyle and Edwards into the water beneath his feet.

Zod: (Standing impressively before Minmei, with his helmet off) "KNEEL BEFORE ZO!!!..."

#SPLAT!!!#

EVA 66.6 stomps Zod into a pasty mess in the basement floor.

[taalismn]

Zod is now Non.

[SRoss]

Zod is now Non.

Minmei: (Screaming up at the EVA) "DAMN IT!!! I FINALLY GET A REAL MAN, AND YOU'VE GOT TO GO AND CRUSH HIM!!!"

Tommy: (Inside the capsule wearing a plugsuit) " "

[taalismn]

Somehow I doubt Zod bothers to pull his strength during any sort of intimate encounter with a non-Kryptonian(read, if you can, the Larry Niven essay Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue Paper about all the gruesome ways Lois Lane could die having 'that special moment' with Superman )

[SRoss]

Somehow I doubt Zod bothers to pull his strength during any sort of intimate encounter with a non-Kryptonian(read, if you can, the Larry Niven essay Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue Paper about all the gruesome ways Lois Lane could die having 'that special moment' with Superman )

I know that, you know that, don't know if Tommy read it, and Minmei is too desperate to care.

Lois Lane: "Hey Clark, I wonder if we should tell Tommy he just saved Minmei's life?"

Meanwhile as Zod, Edwards and Kyle crawl out of the wreckage...

Hotaru: (Twirling her Silence Glaive) "Ahh, how convenient. All three of you are on my list."

Zod, Edwards & Kyle: " "

[Alpha 11]

Zod is now Non.

Zod is now Non.

Minmei: (Screaming up at the EVA) "DAMN IT!!! I FINALLY GET A REAL MAN, AND YOU'VE GOT TO GO AND CRUSH HIM!!!"

Tommy: (Inside the capsule wearing a plugsuit) " "

NO!!! Not Tommy!

Somehow I doubt Zod bothers to pull his strength during any sort of intimate encounter with a non-Kryptonian(read, if you can, the Larry Niven essay Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue Paper about all the gruesome ways Lois Lane could die having 'that special moment' with Superman )

Somehow I doubt Zod bothers to pull his strength during any sort of intimate encounter with a non-Kryptonian(read, if you can, the Larry Niven essay Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue Paper about all the gruesome ways Lois Lane could die having 'that special moment' with Superman )

I know that, you know that, don't know if Tommy read it, and Minmei is too desperate to care.

Lois Lane: "Hey Clark, I wonder if we should tell Tommy he just saved Minmei's life?"

Meanwhile as Zod, Edwards and Kyle crawl out of the wreckage...

Hotaru: (Twirling her Silence Glaive) "Ahh, how convenient. All three of you are on my list."

Zod, Edwards & Kyle: " "

[SRoss]

Outside Minmei's house...

Ursa: (pointing at Hotaru) "NON! TAKE HER!"

Non lunges at her...

Meawhile at Mission Control...

Alpha 11: "Looking good."

Taalismn: "Going good!"

SRoss: "Probe touched down on Mars 10 kilometres from the aim point."

Taalismn: "Lets pan the camera!"

Suddenly Non's severed head slams into the probe shattering it...

Alpha 11, Taalismn & SRoss: " "

Inspired by the Blooper Reel.

[taalismn]

Hotaru: "Mars, Mons Olympus, Caldera. south side."(pats the Silence Glaive like a pool cue)

[glitterboy2098]

Meawhile at Mission Control...

Alpha 11: "Looking good."

Taalismn: "Going good!"

SRoss: "Probe touched down on Mars 10 kilometres from the aim point."

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