Robotech Crossover question

[taalismn]

...and yet, all of our probes beyond Mars have been smashing successes...Does seem to lend credence to the idea that something about Mars doesn't like machinery.

[taalismn]

Meawhile at Mission Control...

Alpha 11: "Looking good."

Taalismn: "Going good!"

SRoss: "Probe touched down on Mars 10 kilometres from the aim point."

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bkbjOYCX1qfs78no1_500.png

Rei Hino after an accident hiding in a Zentraedi sizing chamber?
"YOU MECHANICAL PERVERT!!!!!FIRE SOUL!"

[SRoss]

Meawhile at Mission Control...

Alpha 11: "Looking good."

Taalismn: "Going good!"

SRoss: "Probe touched down on Mars 10 kilometres from the aim point."

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bkbjOYCX1qfs78no1_500.png

Rei Hino: "Alright, whoever is back at control better shut that camera off RIGHT NOW!"

[SRoss]

...and yet, all of our probes beyond Mars have been smashing successes...Does seem to lend credence to the idea that something about Mars doesn't like machinery.

Mission Control Audio Recordings

[SRoss]

Minmei's house...

Zod wakes up tied to the bed.

Zod: "Pah! Puny Earth woman! Did you really think these ropes could hold me?"

Zod struggles with the ropes but can't free himself...

Zod: "What the deuce!"

Minmei: (Leaning on his chest, playing with a knife) "Oh, that. A few years back, J.A.N.I.C.E. absorbed Brainiac. Ever since then, she had this file on depowering Kryptonians. I figured I'd try it out on you."

Minmei: "We're going to have sooo much fun together."

Zod: " "

[Alpha 11]

Outside Minmei's house...

Ursa: (pointing at Hotaru) "NON! TAKE HER!"

Non lunges at her...

Meawhile at Mission Control...

Alpha 11: "Looking good."

Taalismn: "Going good!"

SRoss: "Probe touched down on Mars 10 kilometres from the aim point."

Taalismn: "Lets pan the camera!"

Suddenly Non's severed head slams into the probe shattering it...

Alpha 11, Taalismn & SRoss: " "

Inspired by the Blooper Reel.

Nicely done.

Hotaru: "Mars, Mons Olympus, Caldera. south side."(pats the Silence Glaive like a pool cue)

Nothing but net.

Meawhile at Mission Control...

Alpha 11: "Looking good."

Taalismn: "Going good!"

SRoss: "Probe touched down on Mars 10 kilometres from the aim point."

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bkbjOYCX1qfs78no1_500.png

And on the one with the shortest fuss.

...and yet, all of our probes beyond Mars have been smashing successes...Does seem to lend credence to the idea that something about Mars doesn't like machinery.

Ya, that is interesting.

Meawhile at Mission Control...

Alpha 11: "Looking good."

Taalismn: "Going good!"

SRoss: "Probe touched down on Mars 10 kilometres from the aim point."

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bkbjOYCX1qfs78no1_500.png

Rei Hino after an accident hiding in a Zentraedi sizing chamber?
"YOU MECHANICAL PERVERT!!!!!FIRE SOUL!"

Meawhile at Mission Control...

Alpha 11: "Looking good."

Taalismn: "Going good!"

SRoss: "Probe touched down on Mars 10 kilometres from the aim point."

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bkbjOYCX1qfs78no1_500.png

Rei Hino: "Alright, whoever is back at control better shut that camera off RIGHT NOW!"

...and yet, all of our probes beyond Mars have been smashing successes...Does seem to lend credence to the idea that something about Mars doesn't like machinery.

Mission Control Audio Recordings

Minmei's house...

Zod wakes up tied to the bed.

Zod: "Pah! Puny Earth woman! Did you really think these ropes could hold me?"

Zod struggles with the ropes but can't free himself...

Zod: "What the deuce!"

Minmei: (Leaning on his chest, playing with a knife) "Oh, that. A few years back, J.A.N.I.C.E. absorbed Brainiac. Ever since then, she had this file on depowering Kryptonians. I figured I'd try it out on you."

Minmei: "We're going to have sooo much fun together."

Zod: " "

He deserves it.

[SRoss]

Ursa sat at the bar staring daggers at every man there, especially Corg who was nursing a drink at the other end.

Alex Romero's Ghost: (Speaking to Corg) "Dude! That chick is totally into you! You should go over and ask her out!"

[taalismn]

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Rei Hino: "Alright, whoever is back at control better shut that camera off RIGHT NOW!"

"FIRE SOU-"
Reye Coronal Firestormer: "Ah, there you are! Time to get moving! Work to be done! Demons to be slain! Youma to be dusted! Splugorth to be poached! Lessons to be learned! Fun to be had!"
Rei: "Oh no! No, wait! I can't! I have to-!"
Reye: "Nonsense! You're still legally my bondsmaiden and you're still beholding by sworn oath to me. Come along! You can play with your little friends later!"
Rei: "Now just a-"
Reye: "Do I have to Assert Dominance again?"
Rei: "Oh, nononono! That isn't necessary! Really!...I don't have to wear that silly costume again, do i?"
Reye: "You're a FIREDANCER. It goes with the position, and it's a lot less silly than what you're wearing now."
Rei: "It's just a lot LESS..."
Reye: "No more arguing! We must be off! Glory waits for no one!"#GRAB#
Rei: "EEEK!"

[SRoss]

[
Rei Hino: "Alright, whoever is back at control better shut that camera off RIGHT NOW!"

"FIRE SOU-"
Reye Coronal Firestormer: "Ah, there you are! Time to get moving! Work to be done! Demons to be slain! Youma to be dusted! Splugorth to be poached! Lessons to be learned! Fun to be had!"
Rei: "Oh no! No, wait! I can't! I have to-!"
Reye: "Nonsense! You're still legally my bondsmaiden and you're still beholding by sworn oath to me. Come along! You can play with your little friends later!"
Rei: "Now just a-"
Reye: "Do I have to Assert Dominance again?"
Rei: "Oh, nononono! That isn't necessary! Really!...I don't have to wear that silly costume again, do i?"
Reye: "You're a FIREDANCER. It goes with the position, and it's a lot less silly than what you're wearing now."
Rei: "It's just a lot LESS..."
Reye: "No more arguing! We must be off! Glory waits for no one!"#GRAB#
Rei: "EEEK!"

Who?

[taalismn]

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Who?

Crossover of a Crossover...
Rei Coronal Firestormer is an Ecotroz Shemarrian Berserker-Mystic of the Bloodrider Tribe. She appears in the Rifts Forum under the Shemarrian Fan-material thread as part of a running gag. Occasionally the mutant Shemarrians show up in xovers and wreak merry havoc between more serious posts.
In the case of this running joke the canon Sailor Scouts attacked a bunch of strange-looking big women who bore an uncanny resemblance to them(they HAD to be youma, right?). The latter kicked the @$$&$ of the former and essentially made them probationary slaves/pets and trained them up until such a time as they could actually be USEFUL, then set them free on condition that they might be called upon if their alternate-selves/trainers/keepers/oath-holders needed their assistance.
Rei Hino/Sailor Mars' Shemarrian double is a bit more assertive than the others, and frequently calls upon her bondsmaiden. Rei HATES this because she was trained by the EShemar in summoning powerful Fire Elementals...and while the magic endows her with great firepower and resistance to damage, the summoning takes the form of dance moves...in a costume that is little more than pasties and wishful thinking. But the alternative is being RETRAINED by Rei Coronal Firestormer.

[SRoss]

SRoss: "This is what I miss cause I stopped buying RIFTS back in the nineties."

[taalismn]

SRoss: "This is what I miss cause I stopped buying RIFTS back in the nineties."

http://palladium-megaverse.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=103576

Enjoy!

[Alpha 11]

Ursa sat at the bar staring daggers at every man there, especially Corg who was nursing a drink at the other end.

Alex Romero's Ghost: (Speaking to Corg) "Dude! That chick is totally into you! You should go over and ask her out!"

[
Rei Hino: "Alright, whoever is back at control better shut that camera off RIGHT NOW!"

"FIRE SOU-"
Reye Coronal Firestormer: "Ah, there you are! Time to get moving! Work to be done! Demons to be slain! Youma to be dusted! Splugorth to be poached! Lessons to be learned! Fun to be had!"
Rei: "Oh no! No, wait! I can't! I have to-!"
Reye: "Nonsense! You're still legally my bondsmaiden and you're still beholding by sworn oath to me. Come along! You can play with your little friends later!"
Rei: "Now just a-"
Reye: "Do I have to Assert Dominance again?"
Rei: "Oh, nononono! That isn't necessary! Really!...I don't have to wear that silly costume again, do i?"
Reye: "You're a FIREDANCER. It goes with the position, and it's a lot less silly than what you're wearing now."
Rei: "It's just a lot LESS..."
Reye: "No more arguing! We must be off! Glory waits for no one!"#GRAB#
Rei: "EEEK!"

[

Who?

Crossover of a Crossover...
Rei Coronal Firestormer is an Ecotroz Shemarrian Berserker-Mystic of the Bloodrider Tribe. She appears in the Rifts Forum under the Shemarrian Fan-material thread as part of a running gag. Occasionally the mutant Shemarrians show up in xovers and wreak merry havoc between more serious posts.
In the case of this running joke the canon Sailor Scouts attacked a bunch of strange-looking big women who bore an uncanny resemblance to them(they HAD to be youma, right?). The latter kicked the @$$&$ of the former and essentially made them probationary slaves/pets and trained them up until such a time as they could actually be USEFUL, then set them free on condition that they might be called upon if their alternate-selves/trainers/keepers/oath-holders needed their assistance.
Rei Hino/Sailor Mars' Shemarrian double is a bit more assertive than the others, and frequently calls upon her bondsmaiden. Rei HATES this because she was trained by the EShemar in summoning powerful Fire Elementals...and while the magic endows her with great firepower and resistance to damage, the summoning takes the form of dance moves...in a costume that is little more than pasties and wishful thinking. But the alternative is being RETRAINED by Rei Coronal Firestormer.

Wouldn't mind seeing some stats for these girls.

SRoss: "This is what I miss cause I stopped buying RIFTS back in the nineties."

SRoss: "This is what I miss cause I stopped buying RIFTS back in the nineties."

http://palladium-megaverse.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=103576

Enjoy!

Cool info.

[SRoss]

Dana: "Ok, this is where the attack was reported... Where is that Wagner coming from?"

[taalismn]

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Wouldn't mind seeing some stats for these girls..

Mot happening; Conversion Corner.
I can only imply their capabilities(for both sets of girls:

The Shemarrians:
-Serenity Lunasfire---Silvermoon War Chief
-Reye Coronal Firestormer---Blood Rider Berserker Mystic
-Ami IceHellion---Wayfinder Warrior/Tinker
-Minako OroHuntress---Wolf’s Path Warrior
-Makoto-Lita Yggdrasildoter---Horrorwoods Warrior
-Artemis---Wolf’s Path Phalanx Wolf Gestalt
-Haruka Spinebreaker----Skullcrusher Berserker
-Michiru Sireness--Darkwater Seeress
-Hotaru ShadowMistress---Darkwater Yurei
-Ssessuna Eons-gazer.---Sapphire Cobra Medusa Elite

The Sailor Scouts:
-Usagi/Sailor Moon----Now a rather paranoid Glitterboy pilot whose answer to just about any problem is 'shoot first with the BFG, shoot often with the BFG, reload and shoot again with the BFG.'
-Ami/Sailor Mercury----Can now multi-task with the best of them, but has yet to come off the buzz of the various mind-altering drugs she was trained under the influence of.
-Rei/Sailor Mars---Can summon really powerful fire magic, but is mortified to look like a magic burlesque dancer.
-Minako/Sailor Venus----Knows how to survive in just about any environment with just a hunk of sharpened rock and the hide of whatever local critter is available.
-Artemis---Wasn't taken along for the ride, but now has to contend with Minako's new robotic dog advisor that has taken up flushing the cat down the toilet just for kicks.
-Makoto/Sailor Jupiter---Knows her way around BIG animals and deep jungle, but has to wear rubber underwear to insulate against self-shocking herself every time she sees somebody that reminds her of her old sempai.
-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn---Teenage ninja. She now breaks into government facilities and private strongholds just for kicks. Sometimes she brings home stuff.
-Haruka/Sailor Uranus----Has learned to appreciate NOT having broken bones after repeatedly being used as a punching bag and as a projectile against her Shemarrian double's chief rival, a red-headed Berserker cyborg with really powerful martial arts.
-Michiru/Sailor Neptune---Has come to appreciate non-elegant solutions to problems, and the usefulness of baggy overalls with plenty of pockets for those non-elegant solutions.
-Setsuna/Sailor Pluto-----ALMOST caught up to her ten thousand years of not having nookie(walking coma by snu-snu).

[DhAkael]

-snrk-
MUST have more of these ladies show up
(sadly I leave that to Tal's capable twisted mind...I'm LESS than a neophyte when it comes to the Sailor Senshi)

[SRoss]

=Michiru/Sailor Neptune---Has come to appreciate non-elegant solutions to problems, and the usefulness of baggy overalls with plenty of pockets for those non-elegant solutions.

So she's now the Doctor?

[SRoss]

Serenity Lunasfire dusted herself off and climbed out of the crater she made on impact. --Note to self -- Don't f*@k with the Red Valkyrie rider or her kin--

[SRoss]

At the Shemarrian camp.

Velt: "So you see, you're our key to defeating the UEG and finally eliminating the Protoculture Addicts. The Awareness has foreseen it."

Serenity: "Other then their settlements are expanding into our lands, what cause have we to fight them?"

Michiru: "Indeed, they are powerfully defended, diplomatic solution may be better for us."

Velt: "Aid us and we'll give you the hybrid."

Meanwhile back at the Graduate dorms...

Annie: (Covered in Blue Flame standing over the defeated Sailor Saturn) "Ok, why did your people launch attacks on us, and why did you just try to kill me?"

[taalismn]

Veidt: "I must...report...a setback....in our efforts to sway these...Shemarrians...to our side in the conflict against the Protoculture Addicts...."
High Haydonite: "Indeed? What happened?"
Veidt: "My appendage of the Awareness attempted to perform a 'handshake' on their neural nets..."
HH: "And was it successful in infiltrating their architecture?"
Veidt: "The 'handshake' became a grab, pull, and karate throw. They immediately became aware of our attempt and had an extreme reaction to it."
HH: "Would this have anything to do with the fact that you're floating at an angle, your eye lense is cracked and your robe is on fire?"
Veidt: "it would indeed...."

[Alpha 11]

Dana: "Ok, this is where the attack was reported... Where is that Wagner coming from?"

[

Wouldn't mind seeing some stats for these girls..

Mot happening; Conversion Corner.
I can only imply their capabilities(for both sets of girls:

The Shemarrians:
-Serenity Lunasfire---Silvermoon War Chief
-Reye Coronal Firestormer---Blood Rider Berserker Mystic
-Ami IceHellion---Wayfinder Warrior/Tinker
-Minako OroHuntress---Wolf’s Path Warrior
-Makoto-Lita Yggdrasildoter---Horrorwoods Warrior
-Artemis---Wolf’s Path Phalanx Wolf Gestalt
-Haruka Spinebreaker----Skullcrusher Berserker
-Michiru Sireness--Darkwater Seeress
-Hotaru ShadowMistress---Darkwater Yurei
-Ssessuna Eons-gazer.---Sapphire Cobra Medusa Elite

The Sailor Scouts:
-Usagi/Sailor Moon----Now a rather paranoid Glitterboy pilot whose answer to just about any problem is 'shoot first with the BFG, shoot often with the BFG, reload and shoot again with the BFG.'
-Ami/Sailor Mercury----Can now multi-task with the best of them, but has yet to come off the buzz of the various mind-altering drugs she was trained under the influence of.
-Rei/Sailor Mars---Can summon really powerful fire magic, but is mortified to look like a magic burlesque dancer.
-Minako/Sailor Venus----Knows how to survive in just about any environment with just a hunk of sharpened rock and the hide of whatever local critter is available.
-Artemis---Wasn't taken along for the ride, but now has to contend with Minako's new robotic dog advisor that has taken up flushing the cat down the toilet just for kicks.
-Makoto/Dailor Jupiter---Knows her way around BIG animals and deep jungle, but has to wear rubber underwear to insulate against self-shocking herself every time she sees somebody that reminds her of her old sempai.
-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn---Teenage ninja. She now breaks into government facilities and private strongholds just for kicks. Sometimes she brings home stuff.
-Haruka/Sailor Uranus----Has learned to appreciate NOT having broken bones after repeatedly being used as a punching bag and as a projectile against her Shemarrian double's chief rival, a red-headed Berserker cyborg with really powerful martial arts.
=Michiru/Sailor Neptune---Has come to appreciate non-elegant solutions to problems, and the usefulness of baggy overalls with plenty of pockets for those non-elegant solutions.
-Setsuna/Sailor Pluto-----ALMOST caught up to her ten thousand years of not having nookie(walking coma by snu-snu).

Well, if you can pm or email the stats, if you can.

-snrk-
MUST have more of these ladies show up
(sadly I leave that to Tal's capable twisted mind...I'm LESS than a neophyte when it comes to the Sailor Senshi)

=Michiru/Sailor Neptune---Has come to appreciate non-elegant solutions to problems, and the usefulness of baggy overalls with plenty of pockets for those non-elegant solutions.

So she's now the Doctor?

That's an interesting way to put it.

Serenity Lunasfire dusted herself off and climbed out of the crater she made on impact. --Note to self -- Don't f*@k with the Red Valkyrie rider or her kin--

At the Shemarrian camp.

Velt: "So you see, you're our key to defeating the UEG and finally eliminating the Protoculture Addicts. The Awareness has foreseen it."

Serenity: "Other then their settlements are expanding into our lands, what cause have we to fight them?"

Michiru: "Indeed, they are powerfully defended, diplomatic solution may be better for us."

Velt: "Aid us and we'll give you the hybrid."

Meanwhile back at the Graduate dorms...

Annie: (Covered in Blue Flame standing over the defeated Sailor Saturn) "Ok, why did your people launch attacks on us, and why did you just try to kill me?"

Looks like they might have attract the wrong person.

Veidt: "I must...report...a setback....in our efforts to sway these...Shemarrians...to our side in the conflict against the Protoculture Addicts...."
High Haydonite: "Indeed? What happened?"
Veidt: "My appendage of the Awareness attempted to perform a 'handshake' on their neural nets..."
HH: "And was it successful in infiltrating their architecture?"
Veidt: "The 'handshake' became a grab, pull, and karate throw. They immediately became aware of our attempt and had an extreme reaction to it."
HH: "Would this have anything to do with the fact that you're floating at an angle, your eye lense is cracked and your robe is on fire?"
Veidt: "it would indeed...."

[SRoss]

At the Shemarrian camp.

Velt: "So you see, you're our key to defeating the UEG and finally eliminating the Protoculture Addicts. The Awareness has foreseen it."

Serenity: "Other then their settlements are expanding into our lands, what cause have we to fight them?"

Michiru: "Indeed, they are powerfully defended, diplomatic solution may be better for us."

Velt: "Aid us and we'll give you the hybrid."

Meanwhile back at the Graduate dorms...

Annie: (Covered in Blue Flame standing over the defeated Sailor Saturn) "Ok, why did your people launch attacks on us, and why did you just try to kill me?"

Looks like they might have attract the wrong person.

-Hotaru- Teenage ninja, death dealing sailor scout.

-Annie- Teenaged Dragon-blooded, possessing Elder magic, able to tap into the Invid hive mind (so likely equal to an Invid Princes), and has a Valkyrian Lance and Shield.

Valkyrian Lance: For those not familiar with the game or anime, roughly a hand-held Reflex Cannon that can also be used as a melee weapon.

[taalismn]

"LYNN MINMEI, YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO INSPIRE GREAT -STUPIDITY- IN OTHERS!"
"Thank you...I think? I get a ring?"


"PUCE?!"

[SRoss]

"LYNN MINMEI, YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO INSPIRE GREAT -STUPIDITY- IN OTHERS!"
"Thank you...I think? I get a ring?"


"PUCE?!"

On Oa, the Guardians felt a collective shiver go down their spines.

[taalismn]

On Oa, the Guardians felt a collective shiver go down their spines.

And well they should....


"Oops."

"MY IQ! MY INCREDIBLE IQ!!! I CAN FEEL MY INTELLIGENCE JUST -DRAINING- AWAY!!!! MY COMMONSENSE IS -GONE-! MAKE IT STTTOOOPPPPP!!!!!"-Brainiac, upon encountering the Puce Lantern.

[Alpha 11]

At the Shemarrian camp.

Velt: "So you see, you're our key to defeating the UEG and finally eliminating the Protoculture Addicts. The Awareness has foreseen it."

Serenity: "Other then their settlements are expanding into our lands, what cause have we to fight them?"

Michiru: "Indeed, they are powerfully defended, diplomatic solution may be better for us."

Velt: "Aid us and we'll give you the hybrid."

Meanwhile back at the Graduate dorms...

Annie: (Covered in Blue Flame standing over the defeated Sailor Saturn) "Ok, why did your people launch attacks on us, and why did you just try to kill me?"

Looks like they might have attract the wrong person.

-Hotaru- Teenage ninja, death dealing sailor scout.

-Annie- Teenaged Dragon-blooded, possessing Elder magic, able to tap into the Invid hive mind (so likely equal to an Invid Princes), and has a Valkyrian Lance and Shield.

Valkyrian Lance: For those not familiar with the game or anime, roughly a hand-held Reflex Cannon that can also be used as a melee weapon.

I wouldn't say it was that powerful, but close.

"LYNN MINMEI, YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO INSPIRE GREAT -STUPIDITY- IN OTHERS!"
"Thank you...I think? I get a ring?"


"PUCE?!"

"LYNN MINMEI, YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO INSPIRE GREAT -STUPIDITY- IN OTHERS!"
"Thank you...I think? I get a ring?"


"PUCE?!"

On Oa, the Guardians felt a collective shiver go down their spines.

On Oa, the Guardians felt a collective shiver go down their spines.

And well they should....


"Oops."

"MY IQ! MY INCREDIBLE IQ!!! I CAN FEEL MY INTELLIGENCE JUST -DRAINING- AWAY!!!! MY COMMONSENSE IS -GONE-! MAKE IT STTTOOOPPPPP!!!!!"-Brainiac, upon encountering the Puce Lantern.

[taalismn]

"I shall now perform 'My Boyfriend's a Green Lantern'!"
#THUD#
"Okay...we found ANOTHER thing that poleaxes Superman..."

[SRoss]

Kyle: "Hey Minmei! Look at this cool Black Power Ring I just got!!!"

[taalismn]

"KHYRON, YOU ARE POSSESSED OF GREAT -RAGE-!"

[SRoss]

"KHYRON, YOU ARE POSSESSED OF GREAT -RAGE-!"

Funny, I always saw him getting the Yellow ring?

Now Edwards, there's a RED ring kinda guy!

[SRoss]

Annie: (Standing next to her new bondsmaid Hotaru) "What! I don't get a ring!?!"

Lancer: "You're already more powerful then anything a ring can grant you."

[taalismn]

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Now Edwards, there's a RED ring kinda guy!

Edwards: "I'M SO ##$%$%^ING ANGRY!!! I'M SO ####ING ANGRY-"#POWSMACKCRUSHKILLMAIM#(his ring hand begins punching him out)
Unfortunately, he was standing next to Minmei...

[SRoss]

Lisa: "So Minmei, what is the Puce Lantern oath?"

[taalismn]

Lisa: "So Minmei, what is the Puce Lantern oath?"

"D'oh!"

[Alpha 11]

"I shall now perform 'My Boyfriend's a Green Lantern'!"
#THUD#
"Okay...we found ANOTHER thing that poleaxes Superman..."

Kyle: "Hey Minmei! Look at this cool Black Power Ring I just got!!!"

"KHYRON, YOU ARE POSSESSED OF GREAT -RAGE-!"

"KHYRON, YOU ARE POSSESSED OF GREAT -RAGE-!"

Funny, I always saw him getting the Yellow ring?

Now Edwards, there's a RED ring kinda guy!

True.

Annie: (Standing next to her new bondsmaid Hotaru) "What! I don't get a ring!?!"

Lancer: "You're already more powerful then anything a ring can grant you."

Just don't let her get fused with Sayian DNA. If they happens we are all truly bone.

[

Now Edwards, there's a RED ring kinda guy!

Edwards: "I'M SO ##$%$%^ING ANGRY!!! I'M SO ####ING ANGRY-"#POWSMACKCRUSHKILLMAIM#(his ring hand begins punching him out)
Unfortunately, he was standing next to Minmei...

Lisa: "So Minmei, what is the Puce Lantern oath?"

Lisa: "So Minmei, what is the Puce Lantern oath?"

"D'oh!"

[SRoss]

Lisa: "What's in the sack Minmei?"

Minmei: (Carrying a Puce energy sack formed by her ring) "I finally got me a husband. I'm going to hug him and pet him and..."

Lobo: (Shoving his head through a gap in the sack) " !!!"

[taalismn]

"SDF-1, YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO INSPIRE GREAT -COURAGE-"
U.S.S. Enterprise: "-Welcome to the club-"*


*This was actually done with better presentation in several crackfics where we see Rings of Power given to a Bolo, and Optimus Prime(and in one case, the Battlestar Galactica as transformed by the All-Spark).

[SRoss]

Ever since Galactica did that atmospheric drop, all the starships have been wanting to imitate it.

[taalismn]

Any sentient rendition of the U.S.S. Enterprise MUST have Majel Barret's voice.

Besides, the TOS episode where the Enterprise gets chased through the atmosphere by an F-104 Starfighter(in both the original and revamped formats) was getting the feet wet for the Galactica's dynamic re-entry.

[Alpha 11]

Lisa: "What's in the sack Minmei?"

Minmei: (Carrying a Puce energy sack formed by her ring) "I finally got me a husband. I'm going to hug him and pet him and..."

Lobo: (Shoving his head through a gap in the sack) " !!!"

"SDF-1, YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO INSPIRE GREAT -COURAGE-"
U.S.S. Enterprise: "-Welcome to the club-"*


*This was actually done with better presentation in several crackfics where we see Rings of Power given to a Bolo, and Optimus Prime(and in one case, the Battlestar Galactica as transformed by the All-Spark).

Cool!

Ever since Galactica did that atmospheric drop, all the starships have been wanting to imitate it.

I'm not surprised that they are.

Any sentient rendition of the U.S.S. Enterprise MUST have Majel Barret's voice.

Besides, the TOS episode where the Enterprise gets chased through the atmosphere by an F-104 Starfighter(in both the original and revamped formats) was getting the feet wet for the Galactica's dynamic re-entry.

Close, but not quit the same.

[DhAkael]

The SDF-1 as a sentient being *shudder*
I can see it now.

SDF-1 Macross; "...and get that little pop-tartlett out of my corridors! Never mind I'll do it myself!"
-Ka-woooossssshhh!-

Later that day.

Macross News; "And earlier today, Miss-Macross, Lynn Minmei, was tragicly killed in a freak air-lock accident after being sucked into the raw sewage treatment facility and then ejected into space, along with her Cousin Lynn Kyle."

[slade the sniper]

The SDF-1 as a sentient being *shudder*
I can see it now.

SDF-1 Macross; "...and get that little pop-tartlett out of my corridors! Never mind I'll do it myself!"
-Ka-woooossssshhh!-

Later that day.

Macross News; "And earlier today, Miss-Macross, Lynn Minmei, was tragicly killed in a freak air-lock accident after being sucked into the raw sewage treatment facility and then ejected into space, along with her Cousin Lynn Kyle."

Sentient SDF-1 kills Minmei?? Made of WIN!

-STS

[DhAkael]

The SDF-1 as a sentient being *shudder*
I can see it now.

SDF-1 Macross; "...and get that little pop-tartlett out of my corridors! Never mind I'll do it myself!"
-Ka-woooossssshhh!-

Later that day.

Macross News; "And earlier today, Miss-Macross, Lynn Minmei, was tragicly killed in a freak air-lock accident after being sucked into the raw sewage treatment facility and then ejected into space, along with her Cousin Lynn Kyle."

Sentient SDF-1 kills Minmei?? Made of WIN!

-STS

Wait until the Macross starts singing for its-self. If male aspected, I'd imagine it would be either a Tom Jones or Frank Sinatra voice. Female? Pure Billy Holiday (blues singer).

[slade the sniper]

The SDF-1 as a sentient being *shudder*
I can see it now.

SDF-1 Macross; "...and get that little pop-tartlett out of my corridors! Never mind I'll do it myself!"
-Ka-woooossssshhh!-

Later that day.

Macross News; "And earlier today, Miss-Macross, Lynn Minmei, was tragicly killed in a freak air-lock accident after being sucked into the raw sewage treatment facility and then ejected into space, along with her Cousin Lynn Kyle."

Sentient SDF-1 kills Minmei?? Made of WIN!

-STS

Wait until the Macross starts singing for its-self. If male aspected, I'd imagine it would be either a Tom Jones or Frank Sinatra voice. Female? Pure Billy Holiday (blues singer).

Tom Jones OMG!

-STS

[taalismn]

Proper Fanon Sentient SDF-1 would have EVE(the AI from Megazone 23) as its voice and avatar...she's easier to look at and listen to than Minmei, despite being done by the same artist.
Popular fanon, attempting to reconcile the DISASTEROUS efforts to enfold Megazone 23 into the Robotech franchise, have made 'EVE' the original ASS-1's onboard AI(and by extension, Janice Em's original android body was meant to be EVE's mobile avatar).

[SRoss]

SDF-1 reads the Robotech script...

Later, Khyron is ranting on top of the crashed star cruiser when he notices an enormous shadow growing over him.

Khyron: (Looking up) "Oh my ..."

###SPLAT!!!###

SDF-1: "RAM ME NOW PUNK!"

[DhAkael]

SDF-1 reads the Robotech script...

Later, Khyron is ranting on top of the crashed star cruiser when he notices an enormous shadow growing over him.

Khyron: (Looking up) "Oh my ..."

###SPLAT!!!###

SDF-1: "RAM ME NOW PUNK!"

[DhAkael]

Proper Fanon Sentient SDF-1 would have EVE(the AI from Megazone 23) as its voice and avatar...she's easier to look at and listen to than Minmei, despite being done by the same artist.
Popular fanon, attempting to reconcile the DISASTEROUS efforts to enfold Megazone 23 into the Robotech franchise, have made 'EVE' the original ASS-1's onboard AI(and by extension, Janice Em's original android body was meant to be EVE's mobile avatar).

DOH!
I have the entire Trilogy (actualy quartet; as MZ-23 Pt. 3, was done into two OVA's) of Megazone. TOTALY slipped my mind about EVE.
I still say the SDF-1 would be voiced by Tom Jones if it had been given a male personality template.

[taalismn]

SDF-1 reads the Robotech script...

Later, Khyron is ranting on top of the crashed star cruiser when he notices an enormous shadow growing over him.

Khyron: (Looking up) "Oh my ..."

###SPLAT!!!###

SDF-1: "RAM ME NOW PUNK!"

As Khyron's cruiser approaches the SDF-1, the latter pulls out a massive red cloak that obscures it. The Zentraedi monitor plows through the cape...into nothing...
Then the SDF-1 skewers it, matador-style, from behind with a blade of pure energy...

[Alpha 11]

The SDF-1 as a sentient being *shudder*
I can see it now.

SDF-1 Macross; "...and get that little pop-tartlett out of my corridors! Never mind I'll do it myself!"
-Ka-woooossssshhh!-

Later that day.

Macross News; "And earlier today, Miss-Macross, Lynn Minmei, was tragicly killed in a freak air-lock accident after being sucked into the raw sewage treatment facility and then ejected into space, along with her Cousin Lynn Kyle."

The SDF-1 as a sentient being *shudder*
I can see it now.

SDF-1 Macross; "...and get that little pop-tartlett out of my corridors! Never mind I'll do it myself!"
-Ka-woooossssshhh!-

Later that day.

Macross News; "And earlier today, Miss-Macross, Lynn Minmei, was tragicly killed in a freak air-lock accident after being sucked into the raw sewage treatment facility and then ejected into space, along with her Cousin Lynn Kyle."

Sentient SDF-1 kills Minmei?? Made of WIN!

-STS

The SDF-1 as a sentient being *shudder*
I can see it now.

SDF-1 Macross; "...and get that little pop-tartlett out of my corridors! Never mind I'll do it myself!"
-Ka-woooossssshhh!-

Later that day.

Macross News; "And earlier today, Miss-Macross, Lynn Minmei, was tragicly killed in a freak air-lock accident after being sucked into the raw sewage treatment facility and then ejected into space, along with her Cousin Lynn Kyle."

Sentient SDF-1 kills Minmei?? Made of WIN!

-STS

Wait until the Macross starts singing for its-self. If male aspected, I'd imagine it would be either a Tom Jones or Frank Sinatra voice. Female? Pure Billy Holiday (blues singer).

That would be interesting to see and hear.

SDF-1 reads the Robotech script...

Later, Khyron is ranting on top of the crashed star cruiser when he notices an enormous shadow growing over him.

Khyron: (Looking up) "Oh my ..."

###SPLAT!!!###

SDF-1: "RAM ME NOW PUNK!"

SDF-1 reads the Robotech script...

Later, Khyron is ranting on top of the crashed star cruiser when he notices an enormous shadow growing over him.

Khyron: (Looking up) "Oh my ..."

###SPLAT!!!###

SDF-1: "RAM ME NOW PUNK!"

As Khyron's cruiser approaches the SDF-1, the latter pulls out a massive red cloak that obscures it. The Zentraedi monitor plows through the cape...into nothing...
Then the SDF-1 skewers it, matador-style, from behind with a blade of pure energy...

I just thought of Voltron when I read that.