Robotech Crossover question

[SRoss]

Nova: (Watching Dominion Drop Pods landing on the city) "Armour up, I'm going out there." (Pointing to a trooper) "You! Call Annie, have her and her bound maids wake Desdemona and get her to her EVA." (Looking at the camera) "Deploy the Misatos, we're going to war..."

Annie waking Desdemona.

[Alpha 11]

See. I don't play video games, so such knowledge is my trivia weakness...but I KNEW there was a mutant turncoat with a name like 'Kerrigan', but had to be certain.

But not to worry, Alpha, I'll be fuzzling you with obscure media references soon enough.

This really calls for a Nova vs Nova match.

That would be interesting to see.

Nova: (Watching Dominion Drop Pods landing on the city) "Armour up, I'm going out there." (Pointing to a trooper) "You! Call Annie, have her and her bound maids wake Desdemona and get her to her EVA." (Looking at the camera) "Deploy the Misatos, we're going to war..."

Annie waking Desdemona.

Love that show.

[SRoss]

The Stirling family moves about, in Cyclones trashing Dominion Marines.

Max: "Hey Shinji! This is just like when me your mom and sisters trashed those Mass Production EVAs!"

Flashback of Gendo in his Command Centre watching the Stirlings in Veritechs slaughtering the nine Mass Production EVAs...

Gendo: "Let me get this strait! We built these things to take down world killing monsters ... AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO GIVE THEM A GUN!!!"

[Alpha 11]

The Stirling family moves about, in Cyclones trashing Dominion Marines.

Max: "Hey Shinji! This is just like when me your mom and sisters trashed those Mass Production EVAs!"

Flashback of Gendo in his Command Centre watching the Stirlings in Veritechs slaughtering the nine Mass Production EVAs...

Gendo: "Let me get this strait! We built these things to take down world killing monsters ... AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO GIVE THEM A GUN!!!"

[SRoss]

Someone is doing a Robotech/Voltron Crossover comic...

I can't believe none of us thought of that crossover first.

[taalismn]

Someone is doing a Robotech/Voltron Crossover comic...

I can't believe none of us thought of that crossover first.

Because Voltron in all its incarnations was too boneheaded to merit our attention?

[Alpha 11]

Someone is doing a Robotech/Voltron Crossover comic...

I can't believe none of us thought of that crossover first.

Were?

[SRoss]

Black Lion: "AND I'LL FORM THE..."

###BLAM!!!###

A stray shot from a hover tank takes out the Black Lion...

Dana: "OOPS! My bad! Sorry!!!"

[taalismn]

#"Use of Neutron S weaponry IS justified. Weapons free."#
"Hot DAMN!!! You hear that, boys and girls? Open season and NO bag limit!"

[Alpha 11]

Black Lion: "AND I'LL FORM THE..."

###BLAM!!!###

A stray shot from a hover tank takes out the Black Lion...

Dana: "OOPS! My bad! Sorry!!!"

#"Use of Neutron S weaponry IS justified. Weapons free."#
"Hot DAMN!!! You hear that, boys and girls? Open season and NO bag limit!"

[SRoss]

Hawk: "Alright Duke, here's the plan. While the fighting is going on, Snake Eyes will sneak into GMP HQ and rescue Gendo."

Duke: "GGGGGGGooooooo JJJJJJJJooooo....."

###SPLAT!!!###

Inside the MAC II that just stepped on them Kevin and Tommy high-five each other.

[taalismn]

Hawk: "Alright Duke, here's the plan. While the fighting is going on, Snake Eyes will sneak into GMP HQ and rescue Gendo."

Duke: "GGGGGGGooooooo JJJJJJJJooooo....."

###SPLAT!!!###

Inside the MAC II that just stepped on them Kevin and Tommy high-five each other.

Joe, Meet 300 Ton Special Operations Bolo. 300 Ton Special Operations Bolo, Meet Joe.
A stealth brick is still a brick in terms of physics. That means it hits like a brick, even if it has the radar-cross section of a housefly.

[Alpha 11]

Hawk: "Alright Duke, here's the plan. While the fighting is going on, Snake Eyes will sneak into GMP HQ and rescue Gendo."

Duke: "GGGGGGGooooooo JJJJJJJJooooo....."

###SPLAT!!!###

Inside the MAC II that just stepped on them Kevin and Tommy high-five each other.

Hawk: "Alright Duke, here's the plan. While the fighting is going on, Snake Eyes will sneak into GMP HQ and rescue Gendo."

Duke: "GGGGGGGooooooo JJJJJJJJooooo....."

###SPLAT!!!###

Inside the MAC II that just stepped on them Kevin and Tommy high-five each other.

Joe, Meet 300 Ton Special Operations Bolo. 300 Ton Special Operations Bolo, Meet Joe.
A stealth brick is still a brick in terms of physics. That means it hits like a brick, even if it has the radar-cross section of a housefly.

[taalismn]

Yeah, small stealth Bolos appear in one story: "Little Red Hen'...they're not as well armed or armored as their bigger cousins, but perhaps tragically they're more intimately loyal to their spec ops crews.
Arm them with a non-gimmicked syncrocannon, however, they might be unholy terrors....

[SRoss]

Spirit: (Laying with ear to the ground) "a mixed destroid squad of a dozen mechs came though here 5 minutes ago ... One of the Spartan destroids has a slight limp in it's left leg."

Cover Girl: "Wow! You can tell all that by listening to the ground?"

Spirit: "No ... They ran over me..."

[Alpha 11]

Yeah, small stealth Bolos appear in one story: "Little Red Hen'...they're not as well armed or armored as their bigger cousins, but perhaps tragically they're more intimately loyal to their spec ops crews.
Arm them with a non-gimmicked syncrocannon, however, they might be unholy terrors....

Wouldn't mind seeing some stats on those babyes.

Spirit: (Laying with ear to the ground) "a mixed destroid squad of a dozen mechs came though here 5 minutes ago ... One of the Spartan destroids has a slight limp in it's left leg."

Cover Girl: "Wow! You can tell all that by listening to the ground?"

Spirit: "No ... They ran over me..."

[SRoss]

Sub Basement: GMP HQ.

Gendo: (Looking at his cell mate) "So, what are you in for?"

Snake Eyes: "..."

Gendo: "Great..."

[taalismn]

"So COBRA is classed as a subset of SEELE, and as a terrorist organization..."
"Yes."
"And G.I. JOE is classed as...?"
"A colossal waste of money."
"...ouch..."

[Alpha 11]

Sub Basement: GMP HQ.

Gendo: (Looking at his cell mate) "So, what are you in for?"

Snake Eyes: "..."

Gendo: "Great..."

Poor Snake Eyes.

"So COBRA is classed as a subset of SEELE, and as a terrorist organization..."
"Yes."
"And G.I. JOE is classed as...?"
"A colossal waste of money."
"...ouch..."

[SRoss]

The Dominion Ghost, Nova is tied to a chair in a typical Tokyo 3 home.

Nova Satori: "Honey, do you know where mommy left her torture kit?"

Desdemona: "Isn't it in the pink box?"

Nova Satori: "No dear that's the stuff I use on your daddy."

Nova (not Satori): " "

[taalismn]

The Dominion Ghost, Nova is tied to a chair in a typical Tokyo 3 home.

Post UEsG-Tokyo-3 being most likely the heaviest armed place on any of the Earths.
They take home security SERIOUSLY, since you don't know if neo-SEELE terrorists, rogue bioweapons, alien supercriminals, rogue Invid, Reavers, Haydonites, demons, or Godzilla could come raging through the backyard any moment.

[Alpha 11]

The Dominion Ghost, Nova is tied to a chair in a typical Tokyo 3 home.

Nova Satori: "Honey, do you know where mommy left her torture kit?"

Desdemona: "Isn't it in the pink box?"

Nova Satori: "No dear that's the stuff I use on your daddy."

Nova (not Satori): " "

The Dominion Ghost, Nova is tied to a chair in a typical Tokyo 3 home.

Post UEsG-Tokyo-3 being most likely the heaviest armed place on any of the Earths.
They take home security SERIOUSLY, since you don't know if neo-SEELE terrorists, rogue bioweapons, alien supercriminals, rogue Invid, Reavers, Haydonites, demons, or Godzilla could come raging through the backyard any moment.

VERY true.

[SRoss]

We now interrupt our regularly scheduled mayhem for this brief message from the UEDF.

UEDF Recruiting Girl Introduced.

Actually a video advertising a J.D.F. information site by the guy who did Girls und Panzer.

[taalismn]

We now interrupt our regularly scheduled mayhem for this brief message from the UEDF.

UEDF Recruiting Girl Introduced.

Actually a video advertising a J.D.F. information site by the guy who did Girls und Panzer.

Yep....What they DON'T show is the animosity between the mech-jocks and the tank-jocks, what with the tanks sniping at the mechs from over the hill or ramming the mecha in the legs and the mecha turning the tanks over on their sides or kicking them all around the landscape.

[Alpha 11]

We now interrupt our regularly scheduled mayhem for this brief message from the UEDF.

UEDF Recruiting Girl Introduced.

Actually a video advertising a J.D.F. information site by the guy who did Girls und Panzer.

Interesting.

[Alpha 11]

We now interrupt our regularly scheduled mayhem for this brief message from the UEDF.

UEDF Recruiting Girl Introduced.

Actually a video advertising a J.D.F. information site by the guy who did Girls und Panzer.

Yep....What they DON'T show is the animosity between the mech-jocks and the tank-jocks, what with the tanks sniping at the mechs from over the hill or ramming the mecha in the legs and the mecha turning the tanks over on their sides or kicking them all around the landscape.

That I can believe.

[SRoss]

We now interrupt our regularly scheduled mayhem for this brief message from the UEDF.

UEDF Recruiting Girl Introduced.

Actually a video advertising a J.D.F. information site by the guy who did Girls und Panzer.

Interesting.

Apparently he's going to do one for each branch of the J.D.F.

[SRoss]

Decepticon #1: "Sir, why have we come to this place?"

Starscream: "Because, those cowardly Haydonites promised me great power if I allied with them!"

The Stirlings land around Starscream in their veritechs...

Starscream: "Oh Crap..."

[Arnie100]

Starscream: "I've been betrayed!"
Megatron: "My plan is working perectly! (Looking at Haydonite) "As promised, here are your pictures of that naked human, Minmei!"
Minmei: "OH MY GOD...my pictures! They've been stolen!"

[taalismn]

Starscream: (tottering back into the Decepticon HQ) "It...was...difficult...but I...survived...to...report..the treacherous...Haydonites' betrayl!"
Megatron: "Great Viral Worm! I thought the humans were supposed to be COMPETENT!!!!!"

Max: "Led us r-right- back to their base, honey."
Miriya: "Fleet, bring the noise."

[SRoss]

Starscream: "I've been betrayed!"
Megatron: "My plan is working perectly! (Looking at Haydonite) "As promised, here are your pictures of that naked human, Minmei!"
Minmei: "OH MY GOD...my pictures! They've been stolen!"

Optimus: "We are fortunate that Jazz was able to slip those nude pictures of the human, Dana Stirling in with the ones Megatron stole. If only he hadn't seen them first."

Dana: "BOWIE! Did you take the pictures I was planning to upload to the dating site?"

[taalismn]

Starscream: "I've been betrayed!"
Megatron: "My plan is working perectly! (Looking at Haydonite) "As promised, here are your pictures of that naked human, Minmei!"
Minmei: "OH MY GOD...my pictures! They've been stolen!"

Optimus: "We are fortunate that Jazz was able to slip those nude pictures of the human, Dana Stirling in with the ones Megatron stole. If only he hadn't seen them first."

Dana: "BOWIE! Did you take the pictures I was planning to upload to the dating site?"

Shockwave: "ATTRACTIVE. IN. THAT. ARMOR. ALMOST. CYBERTRONIAN, WHAT. IS. -THAT-?!"
Collisions with stray antimatter in substantial quantities is almost impossibly rare in the more densely matter-populated parts of the universe, The discovery of an entire COMET of anti-matter just seconds before impact was therefore a rather short-lived honor.

[Arnie100]

Soundwave: "But...what is that horrible screeching sound coming from the human Minmei's mouth?! She calls THAT singing!! Oh, the horror! (Attempts to self-destruct, but fails) NNNNOOOOO!!"

[glitterboy2098]

UEDF "department of Ungentlemanly Warfare" operative: " i knew Autotuning some of that stuff would have an effect.."

[taalismn]

UEDF "department of Ungentlemanly Warfare" operative: " i knew Autotuning some of that stuff would have an effect.."

Aka "Dirty Tricks Division"---"Don't let them finish their speeches, don;t let them finish their transformation sequence, don't let them count to ten, don't let them finish their bow, don't let them call time-out or safe zone...be the last and ONLY man standing when the smoke clears."

[Alpha 11]

Decepticon #1: "Sir, why have we come to this place?"

Starscream: "Because, those cowardly Haydonites promised me great power if I allied with them!"

The Stirlings land around Starscream in their veritechs...

Starscream: "Oh Crap..."

Ya, he's boned.

Starscream: "I've been betrayed!"
Megatron: "My plan is working perectly! (Looking at Haydonite) "As promised, here are your pictures of that naked human, Minmei!"
Minmei: "OH MY GOD...my pictures! They've been stolen!"

Starscream: (tottering back into the Decepticon HQ) "It...was...difficult...but I...survived...to...report..the treacherous...Haydonites' betrayl!"
Megatron: "Great Viral Worm! I thought the humans were supposed to be COMPETENT!!!!!"

Max: "Led us r-right- back to their base, honey."
Miriya: "Fleet, bring the noise."

Starscream: "I've been betrayed!"
Megatron: "My plan is working perectly! (Looking at Haydonite) "As promised, here are your pictures of that naked human, Minmei!"
Minmei: "OH MY GOD...my pictures! They've been stolen!"

Optimus: "We are fortunate that Jazz was able to slip those nude pictures of the human, Dana Stirling in with the ones Megatron stole. If only he hadn't seen them first."

Dana: "BOWIE! Did you take the pictures I was planning to upload to the dating site?"

Starscream: "I've been betrayed!"
Megatron: "My plan is working perectly! (Looking at Haydonite) "As promised, here are your pictures of that naked human, Minmei!"
Minmei: "OH MY GOD...my pictures! They've been stolen!"

Optimus: "We are fortunate that Jazz was able to slip those nude pictures of the human, Dana Stirling in with the ones Megatron stole. If only he hadn't seen them first."

Dana: "BOWIE! Did you take the pictures I was planning to upload to the dating site?"

Shockwave: "ATTRACTIVE. IN. THAT. ARMOR. ALMOST. CYBERTRONIAN, WHAT. IS. -THAT-?!"
Collisions with stray antimatter in substantial quantities is almost impossibly rare in the more densely matter-populated parts of the universe, The discovery of an entire COMET of anti-matter just seconds before impact was therefore a rather short-lived honor.

Soundwave: "But...what is that horrible screeching sound coming from the human Minmei's mouth?! She calls THAT singing!! Oh, the horror! (Attempts to self-destruct, but fails) NNNNOOOOO!!"

UEDF "department of Ungentlemanly Warfare" operative: " i knew Autotuning some of that stuff would have an effect.."

UEDF "department of Ungentlemanly Warfare" operative: " i knew Autotuning some of that stuff would have an effect.."

Aka "Dirty Tricks Division"---"Don't let them finish their speeches, don;t let them finish their transformation sequence, don't let them count to ten, don't let them finish their bow, don't let them call time-out or safe zone...be the last and ONLY man standing when the smoke clears."

I'm so with these guys.

[taalismn]

Ungentlemanly Tactics:

"Mars Planet Mak-#GHURG#!"
"I, the Blue Thunder of Furinken High School, will smite the foul sor-#FORTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER#...!!!!!!"
"Mwuahahahahah, stupid humans, you cannot sto-***SHREDMANGLEMUTILATEEVISCERATE***
"I summo-<<<SSSHHHRAAAAKKKKK>>>
"Behold! The power of ***PLFFFTTTTT***

[SRoss]

UEDF "department of Ungentlemanly Warfare" operative: " i knew Autotuning some of that stuff would have an effect.."

Aka "Dirty Tricks Division"---"Don't let them finish their speeches, don;t let them finish their transformation sequence, don't let them count to ten, don't let them finish their bow, don't let them call time-out or safe zone...be the last and ONLY man standing when the smoke clears."

Also known as the guys who take notes when Lisa punishes Edwards.

[taalismn]

UEDF "department of Ungentlemanly Warfare" operative: " i knew Autotuning some of that stuff would have an effect.."

Aka "Dirty Tricks Division"---"Don't let them finish their speeches, don;t let them finish their transformation sequence, don't let them count to ten, don't let them finish their bow, don't let them call time-out or safe zone...be the last and ONLY man standing when the smoke clears."

Also known as the guys who take notes when Lisa punishes Edwards.

"Just when you think you know everything that can be done with a mop handle..."

[SRoss]

Ungentlemanly Tactics:

"Mars Planet Mak-#GHURG#!"
"I, the Blue Thunder of Furinken High School, will smite the foul sor-#FORTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER#...!!!!!!"
"Mwuahahahahah, stupid humans, you cannot sto-***SHREDMANGLEMUTILATEEVISCERATE***
"I summo-<<<SSSHHHRAAAAKKKKK>>>
"Behold! The power of ***PLFFFTTTTT***

"Kyubey like this wor-""ANNIE! YOUR NEW PET'S ARRIVED!"

[taalismn]

"Kyubey like this wor-""ANNIE! YOUR NEW PET'S ARRIVED!"

But Annie in the Crossovers is- oh, to hell with it; we may as well consider the two interchangeable...

[SRoss]

"Kyubey like this wor-""ANNIE! YOUR NEW PET'S ARRIVED!"

But Annie in the Crossovers is- oh, to hell with it; we may as well consider the two interchangeable...

Dude just because she's grown up, doesn't mean she's out grown terrorising anything in the multiverse she deems as cute. How else would you explane her insistance that Hotaru serve her wearing that Rozen Maiden outfit. Or was that Hotaru ShadowMistress she made do that?

[taalismn]

[

Dude just because she's grown up, doesn't mean she's out grown terrorising anything in the multiverse she deems as cute. How else would you explane her insistance that Hotaru serve her wearing that Rozen Maiden outfit. Or was that Hotaru ShadowMistress she made do that?

Hence why each and every multi-dimension/universe sprawling civilization should have a Dimensional Avatar Registration Darabase as part of their immigration and naturalization services....just to keep track of who's who and what's that...

Plus, I imagine that as a maturing eldritch intelligence, Annie can probably assume any of her already lived ages as a matter of course(which means that possibly, at her younger stages, she could be mistaken for the StarChild from '2001' or a Humalki from 'Manhunter'.

[Arnie100]

UEDF "department of Ungentlemanly Warfare" operative: " i knew Autotuning some of that stuff would have an effect.."

Aka "Dirty Tricks Division"---"Don't let them finish their speeches, don;t let them finish their transformation sequence, don't let them count to ten, don't let them finish their bow, don't let them call time-out or safe zone...be the last and ONLY man standing when the smoke clears."

Also known as the guys who take notes when Lisa punishes Edwards.

"Just when you think you know everything that can be done with a mop handle..."

"I'm worried when the Admiral uses a leather bullwhip... (shudders)"

[SRoss]

[

Dude just because she's grown up, doesn't mean she's out grown terrorising anything in the multiverse she deems as cute. How else would you explane her insistance that Hotaru serve her wearing that Rozen Maiden outfit. Or was that Hotaru ShadowMistress she made do that?

Hence why each and every multi-dimension/universe sprawling civilization should have a Dimensional Avatar Registration Darabase as part of their immigration and naturalization services....just to keep track of who's who and what's that...

Plus, I imagine that as a maturing eldritch intelligence, Annie can probably assume any of her already lived ages as a matter of course(which means that possibly, at her younger stages, she could be mistaken for the StarChild from '2001' or a Humalki from 'Manhunter'.

For ages, world governments maintained Case Nightmare Green, the plan for when The Stars Came Right! Oddly enough, the Old Ones keep a file marked Case Nightmare Mint, the plan for if Annie ever found them.

[taalismn]

[

"I'm worried when the Admiral uses a leather bullwhip... (shudders)"

"So...ah, ma'am. does twisting the broom handle make any difference?"
"Depends on what the other end is attached to."
"Like what specifically?"
"His SPLEEN."
"....hghkrk...!"

[Arnie100]

[

Dude just because she's grown up, doesn't mean she's out grown terrorising anything in the multiverse she deems as cute. How else would you explane her insistance that Hotaru serve her wearing that Rozen Maiden outfit. Or was that Hotaru ShadowMistress she made do that?

Hence why each and every multi-dimension/universe sprawling civilization should have a Dimensional Avatar Registration Darabase as part of their immigration and naturalization services....just to keep track of who's who and what's that...

Plus, I imagine that as a maturing eldritch intelligence, Annie can probably assume any of her already lived ages as a matter of course(which means that possibly, at her younger stages, she could be mistaken for the StarChild from '2001' or a Humalki from 'Manhunter'.

For ages, world governments maintained Case Nightmare Green, the plan for when The Stars Came Right! Oddly enough, the Old Ones keep a file marked Case Nightmare Mint, the plan for if Annie ever found them.

Annie would have her own contingency plan for the "Mr. Squishies", as she likes to call The Old Ones. And it would'nt surprise me if one of the Old Ones betrays the rest so that it wouldn't be a new "pet."

[taalismn]

[

Annie would have her own contingency plan for the "Mr. Squishies", as she likes to call The Old Ones. And it would'nt surprise me if one of the Old Ones betrays the rest so that it wouldn't be a new "pet."

[i]"THOTH! YOU TRAITOROUS BASTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!"[/i]
Though actually I'm inclined to believe that the transformation circle that made Thoth actually had shunted him in time and space into the grasp of Annie. The resultant insanity did the rest.

[Arnie100]

Annie: "Lunk!! Lookie what I got!! (Holding The Old One in a leash, who also happened to be wearing a pink tutu)"
Lunk: "Uhm, where did you get THAT?!"
Annie: "Well...this big circle came out of nowehere...and it was all glowy and stuff and POOF!!! My new Mr. Squishy!"
Thoth: "Help me...I'll give you anything you want! Just HELP ME!"
Lunk: "I don't know..."

[taalismn]

“RUN FASTER!”
Captain Asuka Soryu Langley-Grant didn’t why she was tapped for out-dimension missions like this; she wasn’t a great traveller, nor a particularly perceptive egghead. Oh, she understood the value of being a trained and experienced Evangelion pilot, and the heavy firepower they brought to any table, but why tap her for missions where an Evangelion WASN’T part of the party TOE? She was in R&D these days, not First Contact! Show her something that needed blowing up and she’d either do it personally, or she’d develop something that somebody else could use to finish the job! Anybody could bear witness she wasn’t a field scientist OR a diplomat!
But somebody noted some similarity in a newly discovered world-line and thought it would be handy to have one of the original three Evangelion pilots on hand to offer her viewpoint, and she was the only one available, Rei already committed exploring some distant star and Shinji off someplace in hidding from his many female admirers(spineless wuss! When she REALLY needed him....!).
“DON’T LET THEM CUT US OFF! FASTER!”
“WHERE THE $%^%^’S OUR AIR EVAC!??”
UGGA-CHAKKA-UGGA-CHAKKA-UGGA-CHAKKA-UGGA-UGGA!!
So here she was, scrambling down the beach of a post-Impact alternate Earth with a half-dozen other hapless halfwits who’d been clotheslined by some beancounter’s, or doplomatic wunderjerk’s insistance on a ‘non-threatening posture’, fleeing from a horde of spear- and AK-wielding mutant penguins.
UGGA-CHAKKA-UGGA-CHAKKA-UGGA-CHAKKA-UGGA-UGGA!!
“WARK! WARK! WARK!”
-And the icing on the cake, the god-leader they were worshipping-
“AFTER THEM! THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE! AND BRING THE IMPOSTER TO ME!!!”
-bringing up the van, the half-naked, war-painted and feather-dressed younger version of herself, waving a war spear as she was carried along on a sedan-chair.
“Yep, ignoring orders and staying home next time!” Asuka grunted as she pelted through the sand stretching to reach the safety of the expedition shuttlecraft just visible on the distant horizon. ]
UGGA-CHAKKA-UGGA-CHAKKA-UGGA-CHAKKA-UGGA-UGGA!!