Robotech Crossover question

[taalismn]

Sailor Uranus: "We want the blond on our team, too! She looks like she has a nice as-she can kick @$$, too!"
Sailor Neptune: (under breath)"Haruka, so help me god, you WANT to sleep on the basement floor for eternity?..."

[SRoss]

"It's settled then, I'll be Sailor Pluto, while Dana subs for Mars in the Firedancer role."

[taalismn]

"It's settled then, I'll be Sailor Pluto, while Dana subs for Mars in the Firedancer role."

EShemarrian: "I wonder if we should found a Protoculture-empowered Fringe Tribe?"

[Alpha 11]

Sailor Mars: "Hello, Missus Sterling? Can we talk to you for a moment?"
Miriya: "Yes?"
Sailor Mercury: "We don't know exactly how to put this, but..."
Sailor Jupiter: "We heard you do a really GOOD Sailor Pluto imitation and we were wondering..."
Sailor Saturn: "If you'd like to work part-time in the role while our own.."
Sailor Venus: "...finishes her stint in the loopy bin."
Miriya: "...I don't see how you learned of it, or what I have to offer you...magic girls, is the term? Why me?"
Sailor Mercury:"Because your record speaks for itself; you're not likely to be a skinflint with sharing intelligence, you're a better than decent warrior, and..."
Sailor Jupiter: "...We'd really appreciate heavy close air support."
Sailor Mars: "Air support would be good."
Sailor Moon: "Say yes, please."
Miriya: "Max....you want to hear something really funny? Come over here...."

You know, I can really see that happening.

Dana: "Mom? Aren't you a little old to be going too school?"

Sailor Uranus: "We want the blond on our team, too! She looks like she has a nice as-she can kick @$$, too!"
Sailor Neptune: (under breath)"Haruka, so help me god, you WANT to sleep on the basement floor for eternity?..."

"It's settled then, I'll be Sailor Pluto, while Dana subs for Mars in the Firedancer role."

"It's settled then, I'll be Sailor Pluto, while Dana subs for Mars in the Firedancer role."

EShemarrian: "I wonder if we should found a Protoculture-empowered Fringe Tribe?"

[SRoss]

"It's settled then, I'll be Sailor Pluto, while Dana subs for Mars in the Firedancer role."

EShemarrian: "I wonder if we should found a Protoculture-empowered Fringe Tribe?"

EShemarrian: "Here is your uniform, get dressed you have much to learn..."

Dana: "Where's the rest of it?"

EShemarrian: " "

[taalismn]

Since Thorr-kan opened the door...
One Magnificent Bastard Deserves Another

“Sounds like you had a real time of it. I was just in a galactic war; seems simple by comparison.”
General T.R. Edwards looked across the table at his Contact host. Normally he disliked diplomatic missions, but he couldn’t say no when Admiral Hunter asked him to be primary in this interdimensional Contact mission. And, as things turned out, he’d found the mission relatively easy and a pleasure, the ‘stuffed shirt’ he’d feared having to deal with failing to materialize. Instead he’d found a kindred spirit in overcoming adversity and turning negatives into positives.
Commander Ikari Gendo raised an eyebrow: “Why yes, after leading the Old Men on and focused so much on my supposed conspiring against them to initiate my own version of Third Impact, they completely failed to see my REAL plan. That incidentally included using the funds they’d given me to figure out a way to get my wife back into a corporeal state, train my son and daughters to play ‘emotionally abused children’ and further my charade, and lead the Old Men out onto thin ice. Then, after dealing with the Angel problem, pulling the carpet out from under their elaborate Red Earth scheme was fairly easy. Now that the world knows what REALLY happened in Second Impact, public opinion is on my side. my family’s back together, and justice is being done. Now Humanity can REALLY meet its potential by going on out into the stars...once we’ve tied up a few loose ends here on Earth.”
Gendo gestured out the window to the converted service bay, where a heavily bound Kihl Lorenz teetered precariously on the edge of a vat of boiling lard.
General Edwards raised his beer in toast to his host, a gesture that was reciprocated as, behind them, in full view of an approving world media, the would-be mastermind of Third Impact was tipped cursing into the deep fryer.

[Alpha 11]

"It's settled then, I'll be Sailor Pluto, while Dana subs for Mars in the Firedancer role."

EShemarrian: "I wonder if we should found a Protoculture-empowered Fringe Tribe?"

EShemarrian: "Here is your uniform, get dressed you have much to learn..."

Dana: "Where's the rest of it?"

EShemarrian: " "

Since Thorr-kan opened the door...
One Magnificent Bastard Deserves Another

“Sounds like you had a real time of it. I was just in a galactic war; seems simple by comparison.”
General T.R. Edwards looked across the table at his Contact host. Normally he disliked diplomatic missions, but he couldn’t say no when Admiral Hunter asked him to be primary in this interdimensional Contact mission. And, as things turned out, he’d found the mission relatively easy and a pleasure, the ‘stuffed shirt’ he’d feared having to deal with failing to materialize. Instead he’d found a kindred spirit in overcoming adversity and turning negatives into positives.
Commander Ikari Gendo raised an eyebrow: “Why yes, after leading the Old Men on and focused so much on my supposed conspiring against them to initiate my own version of Third Impact, they completely failed to see my REAL plan. That incidentally included using the funds they’d given me to figure out a way to get my wife back into a corporeal state, train my son and daughters to play ‘emotionally abused children’ and further my charade, and lead the Old Men out onto thin ice. Then, after dealing with the Angel problem, pulling the carpet out from under their elaborate Red Earth scheme was fairly easy. Now that the world knows what REALLY happened in Second Impact, public opinion is on my side. my family’s back together, and justice is being done. Now Humanity can REALLY meet its potential by going on out into the stars...once we’ve tied up a few loose ends here on Earth.”
Gendo gestured out the window to the converted service bay, where a heavily bound Kihl Lorenz teetered precariously on the edge of a vat of boiling lard.
General Edwards raised his beer in toast to his host, a gesture that was reciprocated as, behind them, in full view of an approving world media, the would-be mastermind of Third Impact was tipped cursing into the deep fryer.

Well, mathamaticaly, it is possible to have at least one good Gendo out there, somewhere.

[taalismn]

Indeed, and there might be a Field Marshal Leonard who defeats the Robotech Masters with kindness, diplomacy, and cultural corruption.
"Have another RingDing, Shazan!"
"Ummm...chocolately goodness!"
"Nom-nom-nom."
"More! We must have more!"
"...sir, we're almost finished hacking their mainframe. We should have complete control of all their systems in a few more minutes. But we need a little mroe time!"
"[i]Send in the next course, then! If you can't take over their systems, we'll just have to defeat them with heart disease![/i] Gentlemen, have you ever heard of DEEP-FRIED TWINKIES?"
"...eeeewwwwwwwww...."

[Alpha 11]

Indeed, and there might be a Field Marshal Leonard who defeats the Robotech Masters with kindness, diplomacy, and cultural corruption.
"Have another RingDing, Shazan!"
"Ummm...chocolately goodness!"
"Nom-nom-nom."
"More! We must have more!"
"...sir, we're almost finished hacking their mainframe. We should have complete control of all their systems in a few more minutes. But we need a little mroe time!"
"[i]Send in the next course, then! If you can't take over their systems, we'll just have to defeat them with heart disease![/i] Gentlemen, have you ever heard of DEEP-FRIED TWINKIES?"
"...eeeewwwwwwwww...."

[SRoss]

Dana: "Here Zor have some more Poutine." (Laughing insanely as she shoveled more food in his mouth)

Nova: "Umm ... Dana, isn't Zor technically on our side?"

Dana: "If I keep feeding him this stuff, he'll be too big to fit in his Bioriod! HA HA HA!!! He won't die, and I won't end up manless like Minmei!!!"

Angelo: "You're kinda scaring us here Lieutenant..."

Dana: "I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MINMEI!!! I WANT A MAN WHO LIVES!!!"

Bowie: "Anyone got the number for that nut farm?"

[taalismn]

Dana: "Here Zor have some more Poutine." (Laughing insanely as she shoveled more food in his mouth)

Nova: "Umm ... Dana, isn't Zor technically on our side?"

Dana: "If I keep feeding him this stuff, he'll be too big to fit in his Bioriod! HA HA HA!!! He won't die, and I won't end up manless like Minmei!!!"

Angelo: "You're kinda scaring us here Lieutenant..."

Dana: "I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MINMEI!!! I WANT A MAN WHO LIVES!!!"

Bowie: "Anyone got the number for that nut farm?"

"So, Harry, why do people call you 'The Boy Who Lived'?"
"I survived a date with Dana Sterling."

[Alpha 11]

Dana: "Here Zor have some more Poutine." (Laughing insanely as she shoveled more food in his mouth)

Nova: "Umm ... Dana, isn't Zor technically on our side?"

Dana: "If I keep feeding him this stuff, he'll be too big to fit in his Bioriod! HA HA HA!!! He won't die, and I won't end up manless like Minmei!!!"

Angelo: "You're kinda scaring us here Lieutenant..."

Dana: "I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MINMEI!!! I WANT A MAN WHO LIVES!!!"

Bowie: "Anyone got the number for that nut farm?"

Dana: "Here Zor have some more Poutine." (Laughing insanely as she shoveled more food in his mouth)

Nova: "Umm ... Dana, isn't Zor technically on our side?"

Dana: "If I keep feeding him this stuff, he'll be too big to fit in his Bioriod! HA HA HA!!! He won't die, and I won't end up manless like Minmei!!!"

Angelo: "You're kinda scaring us here Lieutenant..."

Dana: "I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MINMEI!!! I WANT A MAN WHO LIVES!!!"

Bowie: "Anyone got the number for that nut farm?"

"So, Harry, why do people call you 'The Boy Who Lived'?"
"I survived a date with Dana Sterling."

[thorr-kan]

Since Thorr-kan opened the door...
One Magnificent Bastard Deserves Another

“Sounds like you had a real time of it. I was just in a galactic war; seems simple by comparison.”
General T.R. Edwards looked across the table at his Contact host. Normally he disliked diplomatic missions, but he couldn’t say no when Admiral Hunter asked him to be primary in this interdimensional Contact mission. And, as things turned out, he’d found the mission relatively easy and a pleasure, the ‘stuffed shirt’ he’d feared having to deal with failing to materialize. Instead he’d found a kindred spirit in overcoming adversity and turning negatives into positives.
Commander Ikari Gendo raised an eyebrow: “Why yes, after leading the Old Men on and focused so much on my supposed conspiring against them to initiate my own version of Third Impact, they completely failed to see my REAL plan. That incidentally included using the funds they’d given me to figure out a way to get my wife back into a corporeal state, train my son and daughters to play ‘emotionally abused children’ and further my charade, and lead the Old Men out onto thin ice. Then, after dealing with the Angel problem, pulling the carpet out from under their elaborate Red Earth scheme was fairly easy. Now that the world knows what REALLY happened in Second Impact, public opinion is on my side. my family’s back together, and justice is being done. Now Humanity can REALLY meet its potential by going on out into the stars...once we’ve tied up a few loose ends here on Earth.”
Gendo gestured out the window to the converted service bay, where a heavily bound Kihl Lorenz teetered precariously on the edge of a vat of boiling lard.
General Edwards raised his beer in toast to his host, a gesture that was reciprocated as, behind them, in full view of an approving world media, the would-be mastermind of Third Impact was tipped cursing into the deep fryer.

Oooh, nice.

I was considering writing up Earth 666 implementing some sort of Interdiction on the rest of the Multiverse ("They're all crazy! We're doing FINE. Bye, now!"), but who has time?

If you're a fan of Eyrie Productions and the Undocumented Features fanfic, Gendo gets two more happy endings. They've got a NERV fic where Gendo's able to beat the alien mind control and get some happiness. And the actor who plays Gendo's a pretty nice guy, though a bit of a theatrical perfectionist.

Read the outtakes. Well worth it.

[taalismn]

Aoi Hidaka .

Heartfeft

[taalismn]

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
.......
"Okay, wanna tell me why a Scandanavian monster is about the wreck a Greek city?"
"Hey, Vikings once raided Byzantium."
"Your point being?"
"Things get around."
"So the good city of Argos is about to be blasted by an angry...tourist?"
"Or the Greek gods couldn't come up with a nasty enough sounding monster of their own?"
"Looks pretty nasty enough from here. Whow! What do you make of it, a Class Five?"
"Looks that way. Should be a cakewalk, though, for four Jaegers. "
"I hear it's the child of a god."
"Okkkkkaaaaaayyyy...for that, we have the insurance policy. Suzuhara, you're up."
"Oh damn, why do -I- always get to wrestle the giant squid?!"
"Because you had experience fighting bio-engineered mutant whale warships back in Antarctica during the Neo-SEELE Wars?"
"And because Shinji Sterling isn't here?"
"And because you insisted to your big brother you wanted more out-dimensional missions?"
"Okay, okay, okay. I'll go save the girl and the city..."
"Just remember, we also got the BFG in orbit for support."
"Isn't that kinda DANGEROUS in close proximity to a coastal city?"
"What's a few giant tidal waves between friends?"
"Remember what happened to the Minoans?"
"In that case, try leading the big bruiser away before calling down the lightning."

"KRONOS' HAIRY BUTTOCKS!!! WHAT IS THAT?!"
"I think they call it 'orbital bombardment'."
"Evidence that letting humans have fire was a bad idea?"
"..damn Prometheus..."
"Zeus? Father? What's the matter?"
"I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT!!!"

[SRoss]

Annie: (Pointing to the stunned Kraken) "Can I keep him?"

[taalismn]

Annie: (Pointing to the stunned Kraken) "Can I keep him?"

Only if she likes deep-fried calamari....
Robbed of divine protection by an PPAT-Field, then toasted by a starship NPPC...
We're talking the biggest piece being bite-sized nuggets.


Made the mistake of watching the remake of Clash of the Titans after seeing Pacific Rim. The moment the Kraken showed up, tentacles and all, I'm thinking; "Yeah, Stryker Eureka can make this squid its *****".
And the Evangelion crew would simply crack their knuckles and huff: "Okay, time to earn our paychecks."

Now REALLY taking it off the rails would be to hunt up Medusa using telepresence rigs(or tossing Shinji Sterling at her) and diplomatically persuade her to a little shindig called 'sticking it to the gods'. Cue Medusa showing up with a burkha on and voluntarily turning the Kraken to a new harbor statue.

[SailorCallie]

Annie: (Pointing to the stunned Kraken) "Can I keep him?"

Only if she likes deep-fried calamari....
Robbed of divine protection by an PPAT-Field, then toasted by a starship NPPC...
We're talking the biggest piece being bite-sized nuggets.

Adm. Ackbar: It's a trap!!

[taalismn]

[
Adm. Ackbar: It's a trap!!

Squid, not guppy....

[SRoss]

Cue Medusa showing up with a burkha on and voluntarily turning the Kraken to a new harbor statue.

No can do ... She and Whitley are on their honeymoon.

[SRoss]

Annie: (Pointing to the stunned Kraken) "Can I keep him?"

Only if she likes deep-fried calamari....
Robbed of divine protection by an PPAT-Field, then toasted by a starship NPPC...
We're talking the biggest piece being bite-sized nuggets.

Adm. Ackbar: It's a trap!!

"ALL YOU CAN EAT DEEP-FRIED CALAMARI! OUR CUSTOMERS CAN'T REPEL SAVINGS OF THIS MAGNITUDE!!!"

[taalismn]

Cue Medusa showing up with a burkha on and voluntarily turning the Kraken to a new harbor statue.

No can do ... She and Whitley are on their honeymoon.

Didn't, in classic myth, the Gorgons have sisters?

Yes, Medusa did: Stheno and Euryale. According to Wikipedia, they were the immortal sisters, while Medusa was the mortal(and thus killable) one.

[Alpha 11]

Since Thorr-kan opened the door...
One Magnificent Bastard Deserves Another

“Sounds like you had a real time of it. I was just in a galactic war; seems simple by comparison.”
General T.R. Edwards looked across the table at his Contact host. Normally he disliked diplomatic missions, but he couldn’t say no when Admiral Hunter asked him to be primary in this interdimensional Contact mission. And, as things turned out, he’d found the mission relatively easy and a pleasure, the ‘stuffed shirt’ he’d feared having to deal with failing to materialize. Instead he’d found a kindred spirit in overcoming adversity and turning negatives into positives.
Commander Ikari Gendo raised an eyebrow: “Why yes, after leading the Old Men on and focused so much on my supposed conspiring against them to initiate my own version of Third Impact, they completely failed to see my REAL plan. That incidentally included using the funds they’d given me to figure out a way to get my wife back into a corporeal state, train my son and daughters to play ‘emotionally abused children’ and further my charade, and lead the Old Men out onto thin ice. Then, after dealing with the Angel problem, pulling the carpet out from under their elaborate Red Earth scheme was fairly easy. Now that the world knows what REALLY happened in Second Impact, public opinion is on my side. my family’s back together, and justice is being done. Now Humanity can REALLY meet its potential by going on out into the stars...once we’ve tied up a few loose ends here on Earth.”
Gendo gestured out the window to the converted service bay, where a heavily bound Kihl Lorenz teetered precariously on the edge of a vat of boiling lard.
General Edwards raised his beer in toast to his host, a gesture that was reciprocated as, behind them, in full view of an approving world media, the would-be mastermind of Third Impact was tipped cursing into the deep fryer.

Oooh, nice.

I was considering writing up Earth 666 implementing some sort of Interdiction on the rest of the Multiverse ("They're all crazy! We're doing FINE. Bye, now!"), but who has time?

If you're a fan of Eyrie Productions and the Undocumented Features fanfic, Gendo gets two more happy endings. They've got a NERV fic where Gendo's able to beat the alien mind control and get some happiness. And the actor who plays Gendo's a pretty nice guy, though a bit of a theatrical perfectionist.

Read the outtakes. Well worth it.

I think I might have read a few of those years ago.

Aoi Hidaka sat there watching one Dana Sterling, Shinji Ikari-Sterling, and some alternate universe Shinji Ikari doing a counseling session. Aoi had volunteered to sit in and provide moral support mostly out of an idle curiosity as to how two versions of people from alternate universes would interact with each other. So far, it was rather disappointing; the Shinji that seemed to be a foster brother to Dana was reasonably well-adjusted and trying to give tips and advice on what he did to deal with the trauma. The immature Shinji just continued to curl up like a hedgehog with prickles of whininess keeping everyone away.

Aoi sighed, “Yadda, yadda. Listen kids, at least two of us at this table actually understand you, and one of those is you. As for me, yeah, my life started as hell but I chose to rise above it, and that’s what you need to do, or you can be miserable for the rest of your life.”

Immature Shinji just kept crying, “How can you possibly understand me?! I’m-“

Aoi stopped Dana from slapping Shinji and then put her hand on his shoulder, “Kid, I’m a genetically engineered human being and yet somehow I was a complete disappointment to my ‘parents.’ They rejected me, everyone at school sensed I was different and isolated me. My life started potentially in a worse place than you were.”

Shinji stopped sniffling for a moment and looked at Aoi with shock in his eyes. Aoi continued, “The thing I did was I found things that I was good at and made me very happy. I then poured everything I had into those things and become a top model and an undefeated F1 race car driver. I chose to defy the bad situation I was in and found a better life.”

Shinji just turned his head, “But Misato, Asuka and everyone else will just accuse me of running away again. They just want me to pilot the Eva.”

Aoi just smiled, “Then deal with your situation for now, but look for your happy place outside of that tiny sphere of people NERV has you surrounded with. It took me the better part of my life to find my true friends, the people that will go through hell with me with no expectations in return. Those NERV people, to include you gene donor, may seem like the most important people there is now, but if they keep pushing you to do something you don’t want, then they aren’t your true friends. Keep looking for those that are even if it takes years because they are out there.”

Aoi shuffled immature Shinji’s hair, “I was originally forced to be the lead pilot of Dancouga Nova. I only kept doing it because I didn’t want my memories erased. I eventually came to enjoy it, but the Evas are just creepy and your enemies are even creepier. Therefore, I don’t expect you to do that.”

Immature Shinji looked down, “So I just have to keep piloting the Eva after all?”

Aoi smiled and shook her head, “No, you just need to find a better alternative and then burn your bridges once you have. You will find yourself and where you are happiest, you just have to trust yourself to look for it yourself rather than wait for someone to give it to you. I’ll even help you look.”

Immature Shinji gave a weak smile. Dana and mature Shinji just had their mouths open in shock.

Nicely written.

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
.......
"Okay, wanna tell me why a Scandanavian monster is about the wreck a Greek city?"
"Hey, Vikings once raided Byzantium."
"Your point being?"
"Things get around."
"So the good city of Argos is about to be blasted by an angry...tourist?"
"Or the Greek gods couldn't come up with a nasty enough sounding monster of their own?"
"Looks pretty nasty enough from here. Whow! What do you make of it, a Class Five?"
"Looks that way. Should be a cakewalk, though, for four Jaegers. "
"I hear it's the child of a god."
"Okkkkkaaaaaayyyy...for that, we have the insurance policy. Suzuhara, you're up."
"Oh damn, why do -I- always get to wrestle the giant squid?!"
"Because you had experience fighting bio-engineered mutant whale warships back in Antarctica during the Neo-SEELE Wars?"
"And because Shinji Sterling isn't here?"
"And because you insisted to your big brother you wanted more out-dimensional missions?"
"Okay, okay, okay. I'll go save the girl and the city..."
"Just remember, we also got the BFG in orbit for support."
"Isn't that kinda DANGEROUS in close proximity to a coastal city?"
"What's a few giant tidal waves between friends?"
"Remember what happened to the Minoans?"
"In that case, try leading the big bruiser away before calling down the lightning."

"KRONOS' HAIRY BUTTOCKS!!! WHAT IS THAT?!"
"I think they call it 'orbital bombardment'."
"Evidence that letting humans have fire was a bad idea?"
"..damn Prometheus..."
"Zeus? Father? What's the matter?"
"I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT!!!"

Annie: (Pointing to the stunned Kraken) "Can I keep him?"

Don't bother running.

Annie: (Pointing to the stunned Kraken) "Can I keep him?"

Only if she likes deep-fried calamari....
Robbed of divine protection by an PPAT-Field, then toasted by a starship NPPC...
We're talking the biggest piece being bite-sized nuggets.


Made the mistake of watching the remake of Clash of the Titans after seeing Pacific Rim. The moment the Kraken showed up, tentacles and all, I'm thinking; "Yeah, Stryker Eureka can make this squid its *****".
And the Evangelion crew would simply crack their knuckles and huff: "Okay, time to earn our paychecks."

Now REALLY taking it off the rails would be to hunt up Medusa using telepresence rigs(or tossing Shinji Sterling at her) and diplomatically persuade her to a little shindig called 'sticking it to the gods'. Cue Medusa showing up with a burkha on and voluntarily turning the Kraken to a new harbor statue.

Annie: (Pointing to the stunned Kraken) "Can I keep him?"

Only if she likes deep-fried calamari....
Robbed of divine protection by an PPAT-Field, then toasted by a starship NPPC...
We're talking the biggest piece being bite-sized nuggets.

Adm. Ackbar: It's a trap!!

[
Adm. Ackbar: It's a trap!!

Squid, not guppy....

Cue Medusa showing up with a burkha on and voluntarily turning the Kraken to a new harbor statue.

No can do ... She and Whitley are on their honeymoon.

Annie: (Pointing to the stunned Kraken) "Can I keep him?"

Only if she likes deep-fried calamari....
Robbed of divine protection by an PPAT-Field, then toasted by a starship NPPC...
We're talking the biggest piece being bite-sized nuggets.

Adm. Ackbar: It's a trap!!

"ALL YOU CAN EAT DEEP-FRIED CALAMARI! OUR CUSTOMERS CAN'T REPEL SAVINGS OF THIS MAGNITUDE!!!"

Cue Medusa showing up with a burkha on and voluntarily turning the Kraken to a new harbor statue.

No can do ... She and Whitley are on their honeymoon.

Didn't, in classic myth, the Gorgons have sisters?

Yes, Medusa did: Stheno and Euryale. According to Wikipedia, they were the immortal sisters, while Medusa was the mortal(and thus killable) one.

This got complicated a long time ago.

[taalismn]

"Complexity? Bah! This is NOTHING compared to a Promethean Interdimensional/Temporal Revenue Service Itemized Tax Form!"

[SRoss]

"Ok, you remembered to carry the one in item 14A?"

[Chronicler]

Dana: I can't make heads or tails on this tax forum. How do they even keep track of all this?

Accountant: we don't

[taalismn]

"There are fourteen mistakes you can make on this page alone that would end with us owning your soul."
"Which fourteen?"
"If I told you, -I'd- have my soul owned."

[taalismn]

Rias Gremory: "Fortunately, I'lll be the one owning your soul. So you'll be put to aiding running the House of Gremory's various school and neighborhood endeavors. You'll be in hell for only 102 hours out of the week instead of the full 168. Now get to cleaning those chalk boards."

Dana: "This is actually somewhat better than what Nova had me doing after my third traffic infraction."

[taalismn]

Zeus: "Shinji...I wish you were MY son. You command great power-"
Shinji: "I have to return the Evangelion to the garage or my commanding officer yells at me."
Z: "You're courageous-"
S: "I can't run away."
Z: "You're respected-"
S: "I have to have my mail screened for bombs."
Z: "You're loved-"
S:"I'm in Witness Protection from the fangirls."
Z: "You've bedded hordes of women-"
S: "You'd think I'd have learned to check my drinks first. A least I know my way out of a hundred different makes of handcuffs."
Z: "You seduced a GORGON!"
S: "I have enough antivenom in my veins to stock a rattlesnake farm."
Z: "And you aren't married to your own sister."
S: "Let's not remind me of how close that might have been. Let's just not go there."

[SRoss]

Valkyries: "You hoo! Ooohhh Shinji!!!"

[taalismn]

Valkyries: "You hoo! Ooohhh Shinji!!!"

Harpies: "Stay away from OUR man, you blond bimbos!"

[Alpha 11]

"Complexity? Bah! This is NOTHING compared to a Promethean Interdimensional/Temporal Revenue Service Itemized Tax Form!"

"Ok, you remembered to carry the one in item 14A?"

"14A in part D, or 14A in part ZZ?"

Dana: I can't make heads or tails on this tax forum. How do they even keep track of all this?

Accountant: we don't

Sad but true in RL, too.

"There are fourteen mistakes you can make on this page alone that would end with us owning your soul."
"Which fourteen?"
"If I told you, -I'd- have my soul owned."

Rias Gremory: "Fortunately, I'lll be the one owning your soul. So you'll be put to aiding running the House of Gremory's various school and neighborhood endeavors. You'll be in hell for only 102 hours out of the week instead of the full 168. Now get to cleaning those chalk boards."

Rias Gremory: "Fortunately, I'lll be the one owning your soul. So you'll be put to aiding running the House of Gremory's various school and neighborhood endeavors. You'll be in hell for only 102 hours out of the week instead of the full 168. Now get to cleaning those chalk boards."

Dana: "This is actually somewhat better than what Nova had me doing after my third traffic infraction."

Rias: "Just do a good job and don't cross me, and we'll get along fine. Threaten any of my servants and you may find yourself... erased."

Zeus: "Shinji...I wish you were MY son. You command great power-"
Shinji: "I have to return the Evangelion to the garage or my commanding officer yells at me."
Z: "You're courageous-"
S: "I can't run away."
Z: "You're respected-"
S: "I have to have my mail screened for bombs."
Z: "You're loved-"
S:"I'm in Witness Protection from the fangirls."
Z: "You've bedded hordes of women-"
S: "You'd think I'd have learned to check my drinks first. A least I know my way out of a hundred different makes of handcuffs."
Z: "You seduced a GORGON!"
S: "I have enough antivenom in my veins to stock a rattlesnake farm."
Z: "And you aren't married to your own sister."
S: "Let's not remind me of how close that might have been. Let's just not go there."

[Alpha 11]

Valkyries: "You hoo! Ooohhh Shinji!!!"

Should he even try to run?

Valkyries: "You hoo! Ooohhh Shinji!!!"

Harpies: "Stay away from OUR man, you blond bimbos!"

[SRoss]

Sross: "Oooo Cat Fight! Thor! Pass the popcorn!"

[taalismn]

Thor: "I would, but my daughter is amongst these Valkyries, and if I don't help her in this matter Sif will carve me like a turkey."

Thor: "Son of Coul, what do you recommend in this case?"
Coulson: "I recommend doing as fathers have traditionally done in such cases involving their daughters; hide behind a newspaper and mutter 'ask your mother'."

[taalismn]

Thor: "Which one do you recommend? Odin would not be pleased if I bring pretentious, biased garbage into Asgard."
Dairugger: "I recommend a tabloid then. The difference between them and so-called real reporters is that they don't hide the fact that they don't have journalistic integrity."
Captain America: "Cynical much?"

Kay: "Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes."

[Alpha 11]

Sross: "Oooo Cat Fight! Thor! Pass the popcorn!"

Thor: "I would, but my daughter is amongst these Valkyries, and if I don't help her in this matter Sif will carve me like a turkey."

Thor: "I would, but my daughter is amongst these Valkyries, and if I don't help her in this matter Sif will carve me like a turkey."

Thor: "Son of Coul, what do you recommend in this case?"
Coulson: "I recommend doing as fathers have traditionally done in such cases involving their daughters; hide behind a newspaper and mutter 'ask your mother'."

Thor: "Which one do you recommend? Odin would not be pleased if I bring pretentious, biased garbage into Asgard."
Dairugger: "I recommend a tabloid then. The difference between them and so-called real reporters is that they don't hide the fact that they don't have journalistic integrity."
Captain America: "Cynical much?"

Thor: "Which one do you recommend? Odin would not be pleased if I bring pretentious, biased garbage into Asgard."
Dairugger: "I recommend a tabloid then. The difference between them and so-called real reporters is that they don't hide the fact that they don't have journalistic integrity."
Captain America: "Cynical much?"

Kay: "Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes."

[SRoss]

Hel: "BACK OFF UNDERLINGS! THIS ONE'S MINE!!!"

Loki: "Great! Now MY daughter's besotted! Her mother will kill me, what should I do?"

Fury: "Run! Stupid!!!"

[taalismn]

Tony Stark: "Don't look at me....I have enough trouble straightening out my own love life, let alone everybody else's."

[taalismn]

Spider-man: "If you want a normal, happy love life, I suggest hitting the the Ghost in the Shell universe. Last I heard Togusa was on the short list of happily married people that doesn't get his marriage messed with. I mean I lose my love interests to deals with demons, body snatchers and random villainy at least 4 times a year."

"SPIDER-MAN'S AN ANIME OTAKU!!!!!"
"Uh-oh...."

[Alpha 11]

Hel: "BACK OFF UNDERLINGS! THIS ONE'S MINE!!!"

Loki: "Great! Now MY daughter's besotted! Her mother will kill me, what should I do?"

Fury: "Run! Stupid!!!"

Tony Stark: "Don't look at me....I have enough trouble straightening out my own love life, let alone everybody else's."

Spider-man: "If you want a normal, happy love life, I suggest hitting the the Ghost in the Shell universe. Last I heard Togusa was on the short list of happily married people that doesn't get his marriage messed with. I mean I lose my love interests to deals with demons, body snatchers and random villainy at least 4 times a year."

Sad.

Spider-man: "If you want a normal, happy love life, I suggest hitting the the Ghost in the Shell universe. Last I heard Togusa was on the short list of happily married people that doesn't get his marriage messed with. I mean I lose my love interests to deals with demons, body snatchers and random villainy at least 4 times a year."

"SPIDER-MAN'S AN ANIME OTAKU!!!!!"
"Uh-oh...."

[SRoss]

Suddenly! A net drops down and hoists Shinji out of the dog pile of girls...

Artimis: "Ooooh Shinji! Please be my first!!!"

Shinji: " "

[taalismn]

Suddenly! A net drops down and hoists Shinji out of the dog pile of girls...

Artimis: "Ooooh Shinji! Please be my first!!!"

Shinji: " "

Sadly, it's Artemis, Sailor Moon's advisor cat....

[SailorCallie]

Suddenly! A net drops down and hoists Shinji out of the dog pile of girls...

Artimis: "Ooooh Shinji! Please be my first!!!"

Shinji: " "

Sadly, it's Artemis, Sailor Moon's advisor cat....

Venus you mean. Luna was Sailor Moon's cat.

[SRoss]

Marcus: "Glad I'm not that guy!"

[taalismn]

Marcus: "Glad I'm not that guy!"

From Blooper Survival Guide Safety Tips:
What is wrong with the above statement?
MARCUS RUSH HAS JUST TEMPTED FATE.

[taalismn]

KOS-MOS walks in and looks around. Everyone freezes and sees what is about to happen. KOS-MOS then sets up a hot dog stand with the help SEES's Aigis, and the angeloid Ikaros. Kallen pulls up a beech chair and starts munching on some popcorn. Lightning walks in the room and looks at the chaos and then yells out, "Hey Shinji! Must be nice to see some women not interested in making you theirs, huh?"

Marcus takes a peak over in the new gathering's place. GOTT's Eclair smiles and points behind him. Marcus looks back and sees a bunch of monsters: krakens, gryphons, multi-headed serpents, basically nothing even looking human. Eclair then shouts at him, "They're all female, in mating season, and have your scent. Run."

Someone has apparently misidentified Marcus Rush's OCC as 'Bard'.

[Alpha 11]

Suddenly! A net drops down and hoists Shinji out of the dog pile of girls...

Artimis: "Ooooh Shinji! Please be my first!!!"

Shinji: " "

[Alpha 11]

Suddenly! A net drops down and hoists Shinji out of the dog pile of girls...

Artimis: "Ooooh Shinji! Please be my first!!!"

Shinji: " "

Sadly, it's Artemis, Sailor Moon's advisor cat....[/quote]

Marcus: "Glad I'm not that guy!"

Marcus: "Glad I'm not that guy!"

From Blooper Survival Guide Safety Tips:
What is wrong with the above statement?
MARCUS RUSH HAS JUST TEMPTED FATE.

He's "dead".

KOS-MOS walks in and looks around. Everyone freezes and sees what is about to happen. KOS-MOS then sets up a hot dog stand with the help SEES's Aigis, and the angeloid Ikaros. Kallen pulls up a beech chair and starts munching on some popcorn. Lightning walks in the room and looks at the chaos and then yells out, "Hey Shinji! Must be nice to see some women not interested in making you theirs, huh?"

Marcus takes a peak over in the new gathering's place. GOTT's Eclair smiles and points behind him. Marcus looks back and sees a bunch of monsters: krakens, gryphons, multi-headed serpents, basically nothing even looking human. Eclair then shouts at him, "They're all female, in mating season, and have your scent. Run."

KOS-MOS walks in and looks around. Everyone freezes and sees what is about to happen. KOS-MOS then sets up a hot dog stand with the help SEES's Aigis, and the angeloid Ikaros. Kallen pulls up a beech chair and starts munching on some popcorn. Lightning walks in the room and looks at the chaos and then yells out, "Hey Shinji! Must be nice to see some women not interested in making you theirs, huh?"

Marcus takes a peak over in the new gathering's place. GOTT's Eclair smiles and points behind him. Marcus looks back and sees a bunch of monsters: krakens, gryphons, multi-headed serpents, basically nothing even looking human. Eclair then shouts at him, "They're all female, in mating season, and have your scent. Run."

Someone has apparently misidentified Marcus Rush's OCC as 'Bard'.

I don't know if I should be snarky or nice about that...

[SRoss]

SRoss: "So it only takes saying, I'm glad I'm not that guy, to cause something bad to happen?"

Alpha 11 and Taalismn: (Facepalm)

Out of glowing portals all around them an army of Sailor Pluto's appear.

Fourth Wall Gang: " "

Sailor Pluto's: "PLUTO FEARSOME STICKTHISKEYWHERETHESUNDON'TSHINE STRIKE!!!"