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taalismn wrote:With the sound of a derailing freight train screaming out of the sky the massive metal tower appeared, a crash, earth-shuddering shockwave, and fall of dirt and debris announcing its landing in the heart of the city.
Where before only the urban high-rises and business towers of New Hakone stood, now a two-thousand foot-tall megalith stood gleaming, four implacable metal faces atop it gazing down with cold dead eyes on the city below.
"There goes the neighborhood...."
"Oh well, we were due for a curbstomp..."
"Who is it this time?"
"I think...necromongers..."
All over the towering edifice, thousands of sally ports were opening, fighters powering up and launching, to rain death on the city below, destroying all resistance, and paving the way for the army to follow to eliminate the unfit among the breeders, and find those who would be converted to the cause.
Or so the plan usually went.
Instead the fighters launched full power out of their hangars...and ran into an barrier of orange scales of light that appeared, wrapped around the Conquest Icon. Massive explosions peppered the side of the tower as fighters impacted into the barrier, exploded, and sent shockwaves and shrapnel to their sides and back. The former bounced on the barrier's curved walls and back towards the tower and other outgoing fighters, while the latter slammed back into the still-open launch cells and into the structure itself. Within seconds, fratricide obliterated the entire fighter arm, and a column of smoke and fire shot up over the tower, funneled by the glowing wall, while glowing hot debris rained down around the base of the tower. When the smoke cleared, it revealed the tower chewed up and battered, but still standing, smoke pouring from blasted-open launch bays.
Doors opened in the base of the tower, and armored Necromonger infantry poured out. They immediately ran into obstacles...the still burning remains of their fighter force, piled high around the invasion ship, still live ordnance exploding like popcorn. The outgoing invaders were shredded by shrapnel, inundated in flames, or simply buried under shifting wreckage.
And when the pain-numbed killers cleared that barrier, diminished by the trek through the impromptu obstacle course of their late comrades, they ran into a second, more directed wall of fire, as the combined civil defense forces, police, and local army garrison, plus quite a few armed vigilante tourists, opened up on them. Gravity guns fired back, but ran into the same glowing barrier that now seemed to extend down to street level, stopping the energy blasts cold. The INCOMING fire, on the other hand, flaming form what seemed to be every window, door, manhole, and from every piece of available cover facing the landing site, had no such problems crossing the barrier and scouring the Necromonger ranks like flamethrowers over moths. Necromongers caught fire, shriveled, vaporized, flew apart, died by the hundreds.
Then the enormous Mark VI Evangelion, which had generated the PPAT-Field wrapped around the invading Icon, stepped into view, its many weapons tracking up and down the Icon. Though only two hundred feet tall and thus dwarved by the giant Icon, it moved forward with a relentless confidence that frankly daunted those Necromongers watching its approach. It stomped right through the milling mass around its feet, taking as little heed of them as a man does of harmless garden ants, and drew a massive blade from its back. The blade seemed to bend light around itself as it described a graceful arc at the end of the EVA's arm...and into the side of the Icon. slicing into it as effortlessly as a machete into a pineapple, carving off armor, revealing the compartments within. The giant humanoid warmachine starting cutting away at the tower like a lumberjack, finding a cadence to its sword strokes.
Above, the Necromonger force commander screamed curses against his enemies, orders to his troops, and ultimately a plea to the distant Lord Marshal.
"Ascension Protocols!"

"Asuka? You want to hurry it up there? We're reading a big power build-up and it's not propulsion. Looks like some sort of planet-killer."
"Killjoys. Okay, I'm on it."

The red EVA unit stopped its slicing to stand back, look up, then bend its knees and JUMP straight up. Up, up, up, the entire length of the giant Icon, before finally arcing up between two of the giant heads at the top, towards the center, where a giant glowing ball of energy was starting to emerge. The EVA, still arcing in its leap, drew its blade as it descended towards the ominous glowing orb, and speared it end-on.
World-blasting energies suddenly met cosmic string singularity and were warped and pulled into the blade. PPAT-field condensed and wrapped around the sphere of energy, imploding it, squeezing it into a bar of light and plasma that was sucked into the now blacker-than-black shape of the giant katana. The sphere deformed, then drained, and disappeared.
The EVA now completed its leap, standing astraddle the opening the energy ball had emerged from.. Now it slammed the sword down, and a fraction of the absorbed energy fountained back as a beam of plasma energy, coring the massive icon. flames shooting down and out its entire length...

"Okay, that's going to be a mess to clean up."
"No worse than an Angel battle."
"Than an Angel battle USED to be. WE've now got a two thousand foot mess of scrap to take down and remove from the center of the city!"
"Not my problem."
"That much hasn't changed from the old days. You killed the damn thing and WE clean up the damn mess left behind."
"Yep, love it that way. Say, don't these guys come in numbers?"
"Already being taken care of."

Deep in space, a fleet materialized from the ghostly wake of an artificial comet. Warships and transports began to descend towards the planet below...

On the natural satellite behind them, mountains moved...giant mountains of metal on tracks. Hellbores and Hellrails raised and targeted.

From the space behind the fleet, a giant gray humanoid form, cyclopean eye gleaming. powered up. Its pilots had listened to the battle of New Hakone as it happened, No way the Langley-Sterling girl was going to beat THEM for combat honors. Now to show them how to REALLY deal with an invading horde.

IN the space between the planet and the incoming enemy fleet, hundreds of individual orbital platforms activated and rotated to bring their weapons to bear.....

And on the massive Necromonger flagship, in the Necropolis within it, the Lord Marshal, half-dead, suddenly felt a shudder through what remained of his physical form and through his spirit, already one foot in the Underverse, and wondered what it meant....


Man, I miss these. As always, you do great work! Hope to see more of these in the future soon!

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in orbit around the local gas giant...

Alecia: (Watching the carnage) "I think we'll hide in this nebula and wait to see what happens."

Megarea: "Um ... When did this solar system get a nebula?"

V'Ger: "Indeed."


:lol:

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SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in orbit around the local gas giant...

Alecia: (Watching the carnage) "I think we'll hide in this nebula and wait to see what happens."

Megarea: "Um ... When did this solar system get a nebula?"

V'Ger: "Indeed."


I was about to say..."It WAS formerly the Visitor invasion fleet' and then my mind went into reverse gears at the V'Ger. :shock:


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SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in orbit around the local gas giant...

Alecia: (Watching the carnage) "I think we'll hide in this nebula and wait to see what happens."

Megarea: "Um ... When did this solar system get a nebula?"

V'Ger: "Indeed."


Alecia: to V'Ger and exactly who are you supposed to be?

V'Ger: " I am V'Ger....

Alecia: "V'Ger ... V'ger... (about a 10 second pause) Megarea wasn't that the name of the space probe Voyager, that met up with the ...... and got sent by Kirk, off to explore other universes and dimensions?"

V'Ger: Hey I ...

Alecia: Sorry there are no "creators" here for you to consult with, and unless you want to "play" with the Necromongers, OOH I just had a "funny", Gunnery! launch a class 5 transporter Relay drone and station it 100,000Km from the Necromonger flag ship." (The "BIG ONE"). Alecia walks over to a blank wall, and opens a door that suddenly appeared, a few minutes later she comes walking out carrying what appears to be a photon torpedo but with all kinds of "art on it" (Have a :) day, when you care send the very best, etc. )
she sets it down on a blank spot on the bridge, and asks "is the transport relay in place?"

Gunnery control: another 10 seconds and it will be. Sir.

Alecia: Cool, she goes and sets the "torpedo" on a blank spot, on the rear bridge, "Transporter Room, I have a torpedo 1 meter in front of me, lock on and transport it, on my command through relay 015 to these coordinates."
(Alecia arms the device, and sets its anti-tamper systems to engage after it has been transported once.)
"Energise!"

V'Ger: "err wait what was that you just sent them?"

Cuts to the Necromonger Command ship a couple feet in front of the Lord Martial there is a transporter Beam in: and 3 seconds later... a hologram face appears above the torpedo "Hi I am a 30 second bomb, I am now armed and my anti tamper systems are engaged. You have 30 seconds.
twenty nine seconds (a counter appears below the face, saying 29 ) and the countdown continues.
at 10 seconds it says "oh by the way you now have 5 seconds to hit the cancel button" and a small panel opens on the torpedo, with a big red button inside with a tag on it If anyone tries to hit the button the tag says "out of order" and at 0 the bomb says "have a nice day, and detonates releasing 2000 gallons of Thermite Plasma anti-starship gel, and a moment later ignites it with a 200 megaton antimatter charge.

As Alecia watches the Holo of the signal sent from the "30 second bomb" and the antics of the people around it She snickers, and glances over at V'Gers Avatar, see I told you it was a "funny".
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Meanwhile...
As the Necromonger armada finishes coming out of subspace...another comet appears nearby.

King Zwordar: "Those bastards! They stole our white comet signature schtick! This cannot go unpunished! ATTACK THE PRETENDERS...we'll subjugate the planet later..."

Necromonger Lord Martial: "There's that feeling again...on top of everything else."

UEsG General(in defense command bunker): "Hold off on ripping those new guys out of orbit...an even newer bunch is attacking them. Let's see how this shakes out first."
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V'Ger: (Turning to Megarea) "So, You seeing anyone?"
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guardiandashi wrote:
SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in orbit around the local gas giant...

Alecia: (Watching the carnage) "I think we'll hide in this nebula and wait to see what happens."

Megarea: "Um ... When did this solar system get a nebula?"

V'Ger: "Indeed."


Alecia: to V'Ger and exactly who are you supposed to be?

V'Ger: " I am V'Ger....

Alecia: "V'Ger ... V'ger... (about a 10 second pause) Megarea wasn't that the name of the space probe Voyager, that met up with the ...... and got sent by Kirk, off to explore other universes and dimensions?"

V'Ger: Hey I ...

Alecia: Sorry there are no "creators" here for you to consult with, and unless you want to "play" with the Necromongers, OOH I just had a "funny", Gunnery! launch a class 5 transporter Relay drone and station it 100,000Km from the Necromonger flag ship." (The "BIG ONE"). Alecia walks over to a blank wall, and opens a door that suddenly appeared, a few minutes later she comes walking out carrying what appears to be a photon torpedo but with all kinds of "art on it" (Have a :) day, when you care send the very best, etc. )
she sets it down on a blank spot on the bridge, and asks "is the transport relay in place?"

Gunnery control: another 10 seconds and it will be. Sir.

Alecia: Cool, she goes and sets the "torpedo" on a blank spot, on the rear bridge, "Transporter Room, I have a torpedo 1 meter in front of me, lock on and transport it, on my command through relay 015 to these coordinates."
(Alecia arms the device, and sets its anti-tamper systems to engage after it has been transported once.)
"Energise!"

V'Ger: "err wait what was that you just sent them?"

Cuts to the Necromonger Command ship a couple feet in front of the Lord Martial there is a transporter Beam in: and 3 seconds later... a hologram face appears above the torpedo "Hi I am a 30 second bomb, I am now armed and my anti tamper systems are engaged. You have 30 seconds.
twenty nine seconds (a counter appears below the face, saying 29 ) and the countdown continues.
at 10 seconds it says "oh by the way you now have 5 seconds to hit the cancel button" and a small panel opens on the torpedo, with a big red button inside with a tag on it If anyone tries to hit the button the tag says "out of order" and at 0 the bomb says "have a nice day, and detonates releasing 2000 gallons of Thermite Plasma anti-starship gel, and a moment later ignites it with a 200 megaton antimatter charge.

As Alecia watches the Holo of the signal sent from the "30 second bomb" and the antics of the people around it She snickers, and glances over at V'Gers Avatar, see I told you it was a "funny".


:lol:

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile...
As the Necromonger armada finishes coming out of subspace...another comet appears nearby.

King Zwordar: "Those bastards! They stole our white comet signature schtick! This cannot go unpunished! ATTACK THE PRETENDERS...we'll subjugate the planet later..."

Necromonger Lord Martial: "There's that feeling again...on top of everything else."

UEsG General(in defense command bunker): "Hold off on ripping those new guys out of orbit...an even newer bunch is attacking them. Let's see how this shakes out first."


:lol:

SRoss wrote:V'Ger: (Turning to Megarea) "So, You seeing anyone?"


:lol: :lol:
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"A Shadow Death Cloud."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
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Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
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taalismn wrote:"A Shadow Death Cloud."


:?:
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(aka the shadow planet killer.. a giant black cloud of gas hiding a massive weapon system that kills whole planets)
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Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"A Shadow Death Cloud."


:?:


You've never watched Babylon 5?! One of these things:

http://babylon5.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Cloud
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It's a cloaked swarm of thousands, if not millions, of crust-penetrating heavy missiles. The Shadows' way of saying 'we don't want you in the neighborhood'.
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V'Ger: "I can digitize entire star systems and she standing me up for a mere planet killer!?!" :badbad:
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It's the black cloak....V'Ger just has a pimped-out glowing cloud.
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Plus all those missiles just rocks her world...
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Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Heya people, I got a question that my brother wanted to know the answer to. So here goes: How effective would the Eva's (from Neon Genesis Evangeleon) be in the Robotech universe in any of the sega's?? Also how would Protoculture/Robotechnology effect them?? Now, you'll have to understand that I'm asking on behalf of my brother (who's into both series practically relegiously and who doesn't have an account here).

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Arnie100 wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"A Shadow Death Cloud."


:?:


You've never watched Babylon 5?! One of these things:

http://babylon5.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Cloud


:-( Sorry, yes I've seen all of Babylon 5, its just been a long time since I've seen it. But, ya, I remember now.

taalismn wrote:It's a cloaked swarm of thousands, if not millions, of crust-penetrating heavy missiles. The Shadows' way of saying 'we don't want you in the neighborhood'.


:shock: :lol: Ya know, all you really had to do was ask, and they might move.

SRoss wrote:V'Ger: "I can digitize entire star systems and she standing me up for a mere planet killer!?!" :badbad:


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:It's the black cloak....V'Ger just has a pimped-out glowing cloud.


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Plus all those missiles just rocks her world...


:lol: :lol:
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Arnie100 wrote:Plus all those missiles just rocks her world...

Penetration.
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V'Ger: "I thought size matters..."
Megarea: "It's how you handle it, baby!"
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nah, V'ger is too clingy.. never wants to let go. and is always experimenting with weird stuff..
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glitterboy2098 wrote:nah, V'ger is too clingy.. never wants to let go. and is always experimenting with weird stuff..


Also seems to have something for bald women....
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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Plus all those missiles just rocks her world...

Penetration.


:lol: :lol: :roll:

Arnie100 wrote:V'Ger: "I thought size matters..."
Megarea: "It's how you handle it, baby!"


:lol: :lol: :roll:

glitterboy2098 wrote:nah, V'ger is too clingy.. never wants to let go. and is always experimenting with weird stuff..


:lol:

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glitterboy2098 wrote:nah, V'ger is too clingy.. never wants to let go. and is always experimenting with weird stuff..


Also seems to have something for bald women....


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I didn't realize Dana and the Emperor were dating.
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Dairugger XV wrote:It was an online affair.


Does that count as assisted suicide? Ethicists may have a field day debating this one...
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Dairugger XV wrote:That depends entirely on how the Empire of Man sorts out its feelings over that he was effectively kicked out of his chair by Samus, and was THANKED for it.


Indeed...some of 'em might try to ENSHRINE her boot.
This, in turn, will launch a five hundred-year heresy war...
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Sister Repen/of Cleaning: "Wait we gotta revere what now!?!" :shock:
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SRoss wrote:Sister Repen/of Cleaning: "Wait we gotta revere what now!?!" :shock:


"Here's your polish and brush..."
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Dairugger XV wrote:Samus was mentally bemoaning not doing her usual challenge run on this world. Space Marines went down like Space Pirates* when using plasma wave beams, or charged super ice missiles. She had expected more casualties to look after. It took a bit for the Robotech forces to get behind the idea that Cyclone Riders, no matter how elite, were cannon fodder and they needed to stick with mecha vs vehicle combat and leave the actual leg work to people like KOS-MOS, X, Zero and herself (she was still surprised the Maverick Hunter actually agreed to help with this mission given his general pacifism and the fact that his targets would be human).

They reached the throne room and saw the Emperor of Man sitting on a rather hideous looking throne. KOS-MOS walked up and started waving her hand in front of his face, "It appears that though alive his ability to actually function is limited."

Dana snarked from her tank, "In other words, the lights are on but no one is home."

Samus grimaced behind her helmet, she then kicked the throne in a bit of disgust. She was mentally grumbling how she should have expected something like this, when the throne tilted forward and the emperor fell out of his chair. Some space marines broke in and saw their emperor on the floor and rushed to his aid. The emperor stood up pointed to Samus and gave a very asthmatic, "Thank you," before collapsing to the floor again. The space marines took that as some reason to start worshiping Samus even as KOS-MOS confirmed his death.

Then the following was heard over the PA system, "Fifteen minutes to planetary self destruct."

Everyone looked to Samus, her only response was, "I swear this only happens to every third planet I fight on. Now, run you fools!"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:I didn't realize Dana and the Emperor were dating.


:lol: They're not.

Dairugger XV wrote:It was an online affair.


:lol: :shock: :eek:

taalismn wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:It was an online affair.


Does that count as assisted suicide? Ethicists may have a field day debating this one...


:lol: :lol:

Dairugger XV wrote:That depends entirely on how the Empire of Man sorts out its feelings over that he was effectively kicked out of his chair by Samus, and was THANKED for it.


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:That depends entirely on how the Empire of Man sorts out its feelings over that he was effectively kicked out of his chair by Samus, and was THANKED for it.


Indeed...some of 'em might try to ENSHRINE her boot.
This, in turn, will launch a five hundred-year heresy war...


:lol: :lol:

Dairugger XV wrote:Also, based on the quickie research I did, not only did the Emperor want to die, but he refused to allow himself to do so because humanity still needed him for various reasons. Which brings the double meaning to the "thank you" given. Samus' not-so-little invasion also brought with it all sorts of work-arounds to the various problems that the emperor entombed himself in the first place as a solution for. For example, FTL that doesn't require psionics. Based on what little I actually read, the Emperor would likely approve of the revolution that is to come. Not that many of the Emperor's most fanatical subjects are likely to accept that...


Wow, if that's true, the Emperor sounds even more cool!

SRoss wrote:Sister Repen/of Cleaning: "Wait we gotta revere what now!?!" :shock:


:lol: :lol:

Dairugger XV wrote:Samus: Yep, now I get to try these new rocket heels...
Dana: I don't know that might not get the reaction you want.
Internet: They objectified Samus!
Samus: Yeah, pretty sure that everything I wear that isn't my armor would qualify as objectification if you really wanted to play that.
Dana: At least you have a fan base that cares.
Deadpool: So you lovely ladies are joining me in 4th wall breaking?
Samus: Only because the author feels like dropping an anvil.


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Sister Repen/of Cleaning: "Wait we gotta revere what now!?!" :shock:


"Here's your polish and brush..."


:lol:
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"Neo, you are mine at last! And with your destruction, the filthy infestation of humanity!"
"Smith, you've already lost."
"You delude yourself to the very end, don't you, Neo? I outnumber you, I outflank you, I am simply SMARTER that you."
"I submitted your code to a dating simulation-"
"...and what's that supposed to accomplish? Annoy me?"
"-with Dana Sterling."
"..."
"-The BLOOPER Dana Sterling."
"...you rotten human MONSTER!!!"


"Damn it, ANOTHER blue screen of death!"
"Well, at least you got this one all the way into your virtual apartment before he tripped on the carpet and ended up with his head in the microwave oven!"
"Louie, I was unaware that dating sim characters COULD trip over carpets or that the background stuff was ...well, background stuff."
"It's a very REALISTIC simulation. Well, give it another go!"
"May as well. I'm not doing anything ELSE tonight. Let's see if I can the next one to the dining room table, or at least get him to take those sunglasses off."
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"Neo, you are mine at last! And with your destruction, the filthy infestation of humanity!"
"Smith, you've already lost."
"You delude yourself to the very end, don't you, Neo? I outnumber you, I outflank you, I am simply SMARTER that you."
"I submitted your code to a dating simulation-"
"...and what's that supposed to accomplish? Annoy me?"
"-with Dana Sterling."
"..."
"-The BLOOPER Dana Sterling."
"...you rotten human MONSTER!!!"


"Damn it, ANOTHER blue screen of death!"
"Well, at least you got this one all the way into your virtual apartment before he tripped on the carpet and ended up with his head in the microwave oven!"
"Louie, I was unaware that dating sim characters COULD trip over carpets or that the background stuff was ...well, background stuff."
"It's a very REALISTIC simulation. Well, give it another go!"
"May as well. I'm not doing anything ELSE tonight. Let's see if I can the next one to the dining room table, or at least get him to take those sunglasses off."


Alecia as she observes neo fighting "agent Smith" in the matrix, then watches Trinity, and Morphius fighting
... if they are Normal humans that get a lot faster in "the matrix" (cyber space) ...
Megarea fire up the "logic probes", and the hacking protocols I need to try this out.
As Alecia loads into the matrix, she steps into the virtual environment and runs into an "agent"
Agent blah blah I am so superior...
Alecia pulls out a "Naruni enterprises NE-4 plasma cartridge pistol, and blows him to "bits"
2 new "agents" show up and say something like Ha Pop Pop. 2 more dead agents.
then 4 show up and Alecia shoots all four of them in under a second..

after a few more escalations Alecia is Shooting "agents" so fast that it looks like she is firing 4 guns simultaneously...

Aleca starts working her way to a "hard line" and shortly logs out.
As she looks at Megarea, well How did I do? I kind of lost track
Megarea responds well from my monitoring it looks like the matrix acceleration is approximately 10 to 1 so in the matrix you can perform 10 actions for every one you would make in the "real world" and it looks like you fired approximately 10,000 rounds of ammo in the matrix, and according to the logs you only missed once.
Alecia ya after a while it got boreing I mean the agents only seem to be able to generate the equivalent of 1-2 attacks per "virtual second" at best, they are pretty slow.
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Agent Smith: "Why do I suddenly seem to have acquired an insanely panicking sense of self-preservation...?"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
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Dairugger XV wrote:Alucard (Hellsing Abridged): Hello!
Agent Smith: Hello?
Alucard: You hate humans? So you take over their bodies?
Smith: Yes.
Alucard: You can't be killed until every last one of you have been killed?
Smith: Yes.
Alucard: Let's do this! I've been consuming souls since before computers existed! Let's see how long it takes to kill each other!

Rick: Should we throw Edwards in?
Lisa: Nah, the Gura are still busy with him.


As souls go, provided the AIs have them in any spiritual/PPE sense, Agent Smith at best has a VERY low calorie one...Alucard can go for awhile sucking them down.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Zor: "Dana! You look really cute in those shorts." (Pats the girl on top of the head)

Saris Victoria: :x :x :x (Rips off his arm and beats him with it) :x :x :x
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Dairugger XV wrote:Actually, I was making reference to the fact that to kill Alucard, you have to kill EVERY SOUL he has ever devoured. Provided we aren't talking about the epilogue of Hellsing, that's a lot of souls...


Ah. And Agent Smith trying to convert them(to perform a subversion strike) all is impossible because what he's really doing is taking over their bodies as processing space for his copies...and Alucard's devoured souls are without actual physicality left. :twisted:
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And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"Neo, you are mine at last! And with your destruction, the filthy infestation of humanity!"
"Smith, you've already lost."
"You delude yourself to the very end, don't you, Neo? I outnumber you, I outflank you, I am simply SMARTER that you."
"I submitted your code to a dating simulation-"
"...and what's that supposed to accomplish? Annoy me?"
"-with Dana Sterling."
"..."
"-The BLOOPER Dana Sterling."
"...you rotten human MONSTER!!!"


"Damn it, ANOTHER blue screen of death!"
"Well, at least you got this one all the way into your virtual apartment before he tripped on the carpet and ended up with his head in the microwave oven!"
"Louie, I was unaware that dating sim characters COULD trip over carpets or that the background stuff was ...well, background stuff."
"It's a very REALISTIC simulation. Well, give it another go!"
"May as well. I'm not doing anything ELSE tonight. Let's see if I can the next one to the dining room table, or at least get him to take those sunglasses off."


:lol: :lol: :lol:

guardiandashi wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Neo, you are mine at last! And with your destruction, the filthy infestation of humanity!"
"Smith, you've already lost."
"You delude yourself to the very end, don't you, Neo? I outnumber you, I outflank you, I am simply SMARTER that you."
"I submitted your code to a dating simulation-"
"...and what's that supposed to accomplish? Annoy me?"
"-with Dana Sterling."
"..."
"-The BLOOPER Dana Sterling."
"...you rotten human MONSTER!!!"


"Damn it, ANOTHER blue screen of death!"
"Well, at least you got this one all the way into your virtual apartment before he tripped on the carpet and ended up with his head in the microwave oven!"
"Louie, I was unaware that dating sim characters COULD trip over carpets or that the background stuff was ...well, background stuff."
"It's a very REALISTIC simulation. Well, give it another go!"
"May as well. I'm not doing anything ELSE tonight. Let's see if I can the next one to the dining room table, or at least get him to take those sunglasses off."


Alecia as she observes neo fighting "agent Smith" in the matrix, then watches Trinity, and Morphius fighting
... if they are Normal humans that get a lot faster in "the matrix" (cyber space) ...
Megarea fire up the "logic probes", and the hacking protocols I need to try this out.
As Alecia loads into the matrix, she steps into the virtual environment and runs into an "agent"
Agent blah blah I am so superior...
Alecia pulls out a "Naruni enterprises NE-4 plasma cartridge pistol, and blows him to "bits"
2 new "agents" show up and say something like Ha Pop Pop. 2 more dead agents.
then 4 show up and Alecia shoots all four of them in under a second..

after a few more escalations Alecia is Shooting "agents" so fast that it looks like she is firing 4 guns simultaneously...

Aleca starts working her way to a "hard line" and shortly logs out.
As she looks at Megarea, well How did I do? I kind of lost track
Megarea responds well from my monitoring it looks like the matrix acceleration is approximately 10 to 1 so in the matrix you can perform 10 actions for every one you would make in the "real world" and it looks like you fired approximately 10,000 rounds of ammo in the matrix, and according to the logs you only missed once.
Alecia ya after a while it got boreing I mean the agents only seem to be able to generate the equivalent of 1-2 attacks per "virtual second" at best, they are pretty slow.


:lol: :shock:

taalismn wrote:Agent Smith: "Why do I suddenly seem to have acquired an insanely panicking sense of self-preservation...?"


:lol: :lol:

Dairugger XV wrote:Alucard (Hellsing Abridged): Hello!
Agent Smith: Hello?
Alucard: You hate humans? So you take over their bodies?
Smith: Yes.
Alucard: You can't be killed until every last one of you have been killed?
Smith: Yes.
Alucard: Let's do this! I've been consuming souls since before computers existed! Let's see how long it takes to kill each other!

Rick: Should we throw Edwards in?
Lisa: Nah, the Gura are still busy with him.


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:Alucard (Hellsing Abridged): Hello!
Agent Smith: Hello?
Alucard: You hate humans? So you take over their bodies?
Smith: Yes.
Alucard: You can't be killed until every last one of you have been killed?
Smith: Yes.
Alucard: Let's do this! I've been consuming souls since before computers existed! Let's see how long it takes to kill each other!

Rick: Should we throw Edwards in?
Lisa: Nah, the Gura are still busy with him.


As souls go, provided the AIs have them in any spiritual/PPE sense, Agent Smith at best has a VERY low calorie one...Alucard can go for awhile sucking them down.


True.

Dairugger XV wrote:Actually, I was making reference to the fact that to kill Alucard, you have to kill EVERY SOUL he has ever devoured. Provided we aren't talking about the epilogue of Hellsing, that's a lot of souls...


You got that right.

SRoss wrote:Zor: "Dana! You look really cute in those shorts." (Pats the girl on top of the head)

Saris Victoria: :x :x :x (Rips off his arm and beats him with it) :x :x :x


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:Actually, I was making reference to the fact that to kill Alucard, you have to kill EVERY SOUL he has ever devoured. Provided we aren't talking about the epilogue of Hellsing, that's a lot of souls...


Ah. And Agent Smith trying to convert them(to perform a subversion strike) all is impossible because what he's really doing is taking over their bodies as processing space for his copies...and Alucard's devoured souls are without actual physicality left. :twisted:


Alucard wins.
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Alecia: "Bullet typhoon. Ho-hum."
Agent Smith: "ARGHH!!"<DELETE>
***
Alucard: "Broken neck, torn-out spine, pulverized skull, ho-hum."
Agent Smith: "ARGHH!!"<DELETE>
***
Dana Sterling: "So, what's your favorite kissing position?"
Agent Smith: "ARGHH!!"<DELETE>
***
Neo: "Nice to be able to kick back and relax for once.."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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taalismn wrote:Alecia: "Bullet typhoon. Ho-hum."
Agent Smith: "ARGHH!!"<DELETE>
***
Alucard: "Broken neck, torn-out spine, pulverized skull, ho-hum."
Agent Smith: "ARGHH!!"<DELETE>
***
Dana Sterling: "So, what's your favorite kissing position?"
Agent Smith: "ARGHH!!"<DELETE>
***
Neo: "Nice to be able to kick back and relax for once.."


Minmei: "So ... Is there a Missus Neo?" 8)

Neo: "Oh, Crud..." :nh:
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SRoss wrote:[

Minmei: "So ... Is there a Missus Neo?" 8)

Neo: "Oh, Crud..." :nh:

Trinity: "Not that I'm complaining, and the answer is 'yes', but isn't this proposal a little...I don't know..rushed?"
Neo: "Why delay? You're still alive, I'm still alive, but it's still a dangerous world..let us seize happiness while we still can!"
Morpheus: "...and before that dimensional traveler gets her claws into you, right?"
Neo: "..damn straight..."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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And the Turning of a Page"

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The Architect: (Turning to Megarea) "So ... You seeing anyone?"

Megarea: " :roll: :roll: :roll: "
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meanwhile, elsewhere in the matrix:

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Deus Ex Machina: "I thought it wasn't possible for us to come down with headaches...."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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taalismn wrote:Alecia: "Bullet typhoon. Ho-hum."
Agent Smith: "ARGHH!!"<DELETE>
***
Alucard: "Broken neck, torn-out spine, pulverized skull, ho-hum."
Agent Smith: "ARGHH!!"<DELETE>
***
Dana Sterling: "So, what's your favorite kissing position?"
Agent Smith: "ARGHH!!"<DELETE>
***
Neo: "Nice to be able to kick back and relax for once.."


:lol: :lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Alecia: "Bullet typhoon. Ho-hum."
Agent Smith: "ARGHH!!"<DELETE>
***
Alucard: "Broken neck, torn-out spine, pulverized skull, ho-hum."
Agent Smith: "ARGHH!!"<DELETE>
***
Dana Sterling: "So, what's your favorite kissing position?"
Agent Smith: "ARGHH!!"<DELETE>
***
Neo: "Nice to be able to kick back and relax for once.."


Minmei: "So ... Is there a Missus Neo?" 8)

Neo: "Oh, Crud..." :nh:


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Minmei: "So ... Is there a Missus Neo?" 8)

Neo: "Oh, Crud..." :nh:

Trinity: "Not that I'm complaining, and the answer is 'yes', but isn't this proposal a little...I don't know..rushed?"
Neo: "Why delay? You're still alive, I'm still alive, but it's still a dangerous world..let us seize happiness while we still can!"
Morpheus: "...and before that dimensional traveler gets her claws into you, right?"
Neo: "..damn straight..."


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:The Architect: (Turning to Megarea) "So ... You seeing anyone?"

Megarea: " :roll: :roll: :roll: "


:lol: :lol:

glitterboy2098 wrote:meanwhile, elsewhere in the matrix:

*a massive flying carrier made of abstract shapes emerges from a beam of light, its dark color broken by patterns of orange red light. alongside, a cloud of staple shaped craft of similar coloration fly escort. on the bridge of the carrier, in a black jumpsuit with similar orange lines, a man stands looking out at the vista of 20th century earth.*
Clu: "at last. we are free of the grid, and can bring perfection to a new system"


:roll: Great.
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taalismn wrote:Deus Ex Machina: "I thought it wasn't possible for us to come down with headaches...."


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"So Minmei, basically you'll be staring in a live-action version of Miracle Witch Milly." :D

Minmei: "So who'll be playing *it*h?"

Kyle: "The amount of abuse I get to heap on you makes wearing this stupid costume worth it." :twisted:

Minmei: "Riiiight ... Who's playing Bloody Selica?"

Bela: (Cracking the whip) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: "WHEN DO WE DO THE BATTLE SCENE!!!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Minmei & Kyle: " :eek: :eek: :eek: :? "

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SRoss wrote:
In a darkened corner, Lisa hands Sammie suitcase of cash.


Sammie: "Nah, some things I do for free just for the challenge."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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SRoss wrote:"So Minmei, basically you'll be staring in a live-action version of Miracle Witch Milly." :D

Minmei: "So who'll be playing *it*h?"

Kyle: "The amount of abuse I get to heap on you makes wearing this stupid costume worth it." :twisted:

Minmei: "Riiiight ... Who's playing Bloody Selica?"

Bela: (Cracking the whip) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: "WHEN DO WE DO THE BATTLE SCENE!!!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Minmei & Kyle: " :eek: :eek: :eek: :? "

In a darkened corner, Lisa hands Sammie suitcase of cash.


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
In a darkened corner, Lisa hands Sammie suitcase of cash.


Sammie: "Nah, some things I do for free just for the challenge."


:lol:
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"BUT IT'S NOT OUR FAULTTTTTTT!!!!!!"
"Sister Rosette?"
"Yes, Sister Valentine?"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
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Corg: "I like this girl's style."
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SRoss wrote:Corg: "I like this girl's style."


Sister Rosette: "UGH! DEMON!"
Corg: "What?! Wait-"
"EAT HOLY HOLLOWTIPS!!!"
*BLAM*BLAM*BLAM*
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Samus: (To Corg) "You think you've got nun problems ... now those crazy maids are revering me, I'm getting sued by the Metroids for sexual harassment."
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SRoss wrote:Samus: (To Corg) "You think you've got nun problems ... now those crazy maids are revering me, I'm getting sued by the Metroids for sexual harassment."



Asmodeus: "Pssstttt....Corg, is it? Do you want power? Respite? Revenge? Have I got a deal for you. All it will cost you is your soul..."
Corg: :nh: "Regis would never let me sell my soul..."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Samus: (To Corg) "You think you've got nun problems ... now those crazy maids are revering me, I'm getting sued by the Metroids for sexual harassment."



Asmodeus: "Pssstttt....Corg, is it? Do you want power? Respite? Revenge? Have I got a deal for you. All it will cost you is your soul..."
Corg: :nh: "Regis would never let me sell my soul..."


Annie: "Besides, your soul belongs to me." :demon:
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