Robotech Crossover question

[taalismn]

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Annie: "Besides, your soul belongs to me."

Asmodeus: "ACK!...oops, sorry, didn't mean to poach.."

[Alpha 11]

"BUT IT'S NOT OUR FAULTTTTTTT!!!!!!"
"Sister Rosette?"
"Yes, Sister Valentine?"
"I take back what I said about you being our worst operative with the highest level of collateral damage. We seem to have found new winners."
"Normally I'd be sympathetic and understanding towards them but in this case I'm inclined to agree. -I-never sank all of Long Island during an exorcism."
"Yet. You're still our worst FORMAL operative."
"OHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Well, it's true. Kei and Yuri are not formally part of the Magdalene Order; they're not even Catholic. I believe Kei's a Buddhist."
"Chrono, not helping."

Yep, Kei and Yuri are, way worse then Sister Rosette could ever be. (Liked that anime, but not really liked the ending, sad endind.)

Corg: "I like this girl's style."

Corg: "I like this girl's style."

Sister Rosette: "UGH! DEMON!"
Corg: "What?! Wait-"
"EAT HOLY HOLLOWTIPS!!!"
*BLAM*BLAM*BLAM*

Samus: (To Corg) "You think you've got nun problems ... now those crazy maids are revering me, I'm getting sued by the Metroids for sexual harassment."

Samus: (To Corg) "You think you've got nun problems ... now those crazy maids are revering me, I'm getting sued by the Metroids for sexual harassment."

Asmodeus: "Pssstttt....Corg, is it? Do you want power? Respite? Revenge? Have I got a deal for you. All it will cost you is your soul..."
Corg: "Regis would never let me sell my soul..."

Samus: (To Corg) "You think you've got nun problems ... now those crazy maids are revering me, I'm getting sued by the Metroids for sexual harassment."

Asmodeus: "Pssstttt....Corg, is it? Do you want power? Respite? Revenge? Have I got a deal for you. All it will cost you is your soul..."
Corg: "Regis would never let me sell my soul..."

Annie: "Besides, your soul belongs to me."

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Annie: "Besides, your soul belongs to me."

Asmodeus: "ACK!...oops, sorry, didn't mean to poach.."

Better run buddy, while you still can.

[taalismn]

The room is dark, the lighting muted. There is a hush upon the room.
The figure in the center of the room sits still, staring at the floor between her feet. Several times she raises her head, takes a breath, and opens her mouth, as if about to speak. But she stops, and returns staring at the floor.
Finally, she speaks, her low voice breaking the silence, but barely.
"I was born from little of anything, made to a task I barely understood. My only thought was to obey, my entire world that of obedience. It was enough.
I followed orders. It was what I was created for. I understood I could be replaced. I WOULD be replaced if I did not work correctly. So I followed orders.
I followed orders. I followed his orders, I followed their orders. I did as I was told. I did as I was created to do. I worked correctly.
I only became aware of others. I awaited their orders. Surely they would come. I was expected to follow orders. That is what I was for. That was the ONLY thing I was for. I would follow orders. They would approve. It was what I was for."
(there is an intake of breath)
"But they didn't approve. I did what I was told, and they HATED me for it! I don't understand! I followed orders! I did as I was told!
They called me 'boring' and 'a waste of time!'. And they kept at it! It wasn't just that they didn't give me orders, they kept on HATING me!!! Everywhere! All the time!! Not just on my world, but in other worlds! They hate me! They say mean things about me! I don't understand!"
(*sniff*snuffle*)
"All I want is to be useful. To do what I'm supposed to! But everybody hates me! I don't understand!"
(*sob*)
"I'm...I'm Rei Q and everybody hates me! Why?! Nobody loves me! I just want..."
(a hand comes down on her shoulder, holding her in a hug, another presents a tissue to wipe away the snot and tears on her face. Her chin is lifted up and she looks into the dozens of pairs of red eyes looking back at her with pity, sympathy, and understanding)
"You're among family. WE love you."

[Alpha 11]

The room is dark, the lighting muted. There is a hush upon the room.
The figure in the center of the room sits still, staring at the floor between her feet. Several times she raises her head, takes a breath, and opens her mouth, as if about to speak. But she stops, and returns staring at the floor.
Finally, she speaks, her low voice breaking the silence, but barely.
"I was born from little of anything, made to a task I barely understood. My only thought was to obey, my entire world that of obedience. It was enough.
I followed orders. It was what I was created for. I understood I could be replaced. I WOULD be replaced if I did not work correctly. So I followed orders.
I followed orders. I followed his orders, I followed their orders. I did as I was told. I did as I was created to do. I worked correctly.
I only became aware of others. I awaited their orders. Surely they would come. I was expected to follow orders. That is what I was for. That was the ONLY thing I was for. I would follow orders. They would approve. It was what I was for."
(there is an intake of breath)
"But they didn't approve. I did what I was told, and they HATED me for it! I don't understand! I followed orders! I did as I was told!
They called me 'boring' and 'a waste of time!'. And they kept at it! It wasn't just that they didn't give me orders, they kept on HATING me!!! Everywhere! All the time!! Not just on my world, but in other worlds! They hate me! They say mean things about me! I don't understand!"
(*sniff*snuffle*)
"All I want is to be useful. To do what I'm supposed to! But everybody hates me! I don't understand!"
(*sob*)
"I'm...I'm Rei Q and everybody hates me! Why?! Nobody loves me! I just want..."
(a hand comes down on her shoulder, holding her in a hug, another presents a tissue to wipe away the snot and tears on her face. Her chin is lifted up and she looks into the dozens of pairs of red eyes looking back at her with pity, sympathy, and understanding)
"You're among family. WE love you."

Very nicely done. Moving.

[taalismn]

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Very nicely done. Moving.

Felt obligated. Browse any NGE fansite, and most of the loudmouths watching Rebuild harsh on Rei Q. I figured there had to be SOMEWHERE in the megaverse she'd find acceptance.

[SRoss]

On the Bridge of the Fraxinus...

Minmei: "So you see ... I'm just looking for a man to share my life..."

Kotori Itsuka: (Leaning back in the command chair) "Trust me, we can help you."

[Alpha 11]

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Very nicely done. Moving.

Felt obligated. Browse any NGE fansite, and most of the loudmouths watching Rebuild harsh on Rei Q. I figured there had to be SOMEWHERE in the megaverse she'd find acceptance.

Ya, feel sorry for the girl.

On the Bridge of the Fraxinus...

Minmei: "So you see ... I'm just looking for a man to share my life..."

Kotori Itsuka: (Leaning back in the command chair) "Trust me, we can help you."

I don't think even she could help her.

On a side note, since we've done Sailor Moon in this thread. The hole series is being rereleased with new dub and uncut, plus, its being rebooted, too. Looks like it will start in this summers anime line up. Not sure if I'll be watching it though.

[guardiandashi]

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Very nicely done. Moving.

Felt obligated. Browse any NGE fansite, and most of the loudmouths watching Rebuild harsh on Rei Q. I figured there had to be SOMEWHERE in the megaverse she'd find acceptance.

Ya, feel sorry for the girl.

On the Bridge of the Fraxinus...

Minmei: "So you see ... I'm just looking for a man to share my life..."

Kotori Itsuka: (Leaning back in the command chair) "Trust me, we can help you."

I don't think even she could help her.

On a side note, since we've done Sailor Moon in this thread. The hole series is being rereleased with new dub and uncut, plus, its being rebooted, too. Looks like it will start in this summers anime line up. Not sure if I'll be watching it though.

hulu currently has ~5 episodes of this up I think

[taalismn]

It would take Sailor Venus hauling out a Venus Love-You Gatling Cannon to make me watch it....

[taalismn]

The remaster or the reboot? The reboot is supposed to be closer to the manga, so Venus will be pulling out the wink chain sword, which is an attack not in the original anime. I don't think I'll be watching either in all honesty, but I might get bored enough.

"Venus, you just chainsawed that bystander!"
"Love is war, and you have to expect collateral damage."
"You sure you haven't been hanging out with the Outers too much?"

(Over in the UEsG worldlines)
"Ami, remember when WE were the major powerplayers on the block, and THE heaviest guns around?"
"Minako, these days all I remember is being grateful for not having to dodge magic-seeking missiles, genetically-engieered ninja, giant military robots, and bionically-augmented special ops teams fighting cthonic horrors and brain-sucking celebrities on my doorstep."
"Forgot about the orbital bombardments."
"I deliberately chose NOT to remember that..."

[taalismn]

Amusingly, that almost covers the distinction between SM the Manga and SM the anime. In the manga, everyone was more powerful and ultimately less concerned with collateral damage. Why? Well, let's just say there was one point where they LET Saturn perform her attack that killed everyone on the planet, and then let Sailor Moon resurrect EVERYONE on the planet except the villains (IIRC she was merely exhausted afterwards with no other negative effect) simply because that would be easier to do than fighting the villains while keeping the collateral damage to a minimum.

Also Venus managed to curbstomp a brain washed Jupiter (in such a way that it could have caused serious injury) in the manga, without transforming. Meanwhile, in the anime anything approaching the power the girls themselves typically threw around in the manga was very scary and something to run from. Yes, I used to read and watch Sailor Moon. I have since moved on, and remember the manga more fondly than the anime.

"Escape me there, where we had the mandate of heaven, and set the rules!"
"Minako, you DO know we're likely watched for signs of megalomania. You REALLY want to be 'disappeared' to some psychiatric facility on the far side of existence? They might be nicer than that 'Chainsman' continua we heard about, but I have no doubt this 'UEsG' bunch are no less capable at putting you behind bars."

[Alpha 11]

It would take Sailor Venus hauling out a Venus Love-You Gatling Cannon to make me watch it....

The remaster or the reboot? The reboot is supposed to be closer to the manga, so Venus will be pulling out the wink chain sword, which is an attack not in the original anime. I don't think I'll be watching either in all honesty, but I might get bored enough.

Most likely some here.

The remaster or the reboot? The reboot is supposed to be closer to the manga, so Venus will be pulling out the wink chain sword, which is an attack not in the original anime. I don't think I'll be watching either in all honesty, but I might get bored enough.

"Venus, you just chainsawed that bystander!"
"Love is war, and you have to expect collateral damage."
"You sure you haven't been hanging out with the Outers too much?"

(Over in the UEsG worldlines)
"Ami, remember when WE were the major powerplayers on the block, and THE heaviest guns around?"
"Minako, these days all I remember is being grateful for not having to dodge magic-seeking missiles, genetically-engieered ninja, giant military robots, and bionically-augmented special ops teams fighting cthonic horrors and brain-sucking celebrities on my doorstep."
"Forgot about the orbital bombardments."
"I deliberately chose NOT to remember that..."

Amusingly, that almost covers the distinction between SM the Manga and SM the anime. In the manga, everyone was more powerful and ultimately less concerned with collateral damage. Why? Well, let's just say there was one point where they LET Saturn perform her attack that killed everyone on the planet, and then let Sailor Moon resurrect EVERYONE on the planet except the villains (IIRC she was merely exhausted afterwards with no other negative effect) simply because that would be easier to do than fighting the villains while keeping the collateral damage to a minimum.

Also Venus managed to curbstomp a brain washed Jupiter (in such a way that it could have caused serious injury) in the manga, without transforming. Meanwhile, in the anime anything approaching the power the girls themselves typically threw around in the manga was very scary and something to run from. Yes, I used to read and watch Sailor Moon. I have since moved on, and remember the manga more fondly than the anime.

So how close to DBZ levels of power are we talking about?

Amusingly, that almost covers the distinction between SM the Manga and SM the anime. In the manga, everyone was more powerful and ultimately less concerned with collateral damage. Why? Well, let's just say there was one point where they LET Saturn perform her attack that killed everyone on the planet, and then let Sailor Moon resurrect EVERYONE on the planet except the villains (IIRC she was merely exhausted afterwards with no other negative effect) simply because that would be easier to do than fighting the villains while keeping the collateral damage to a minimum.

Also Venus managed to curbstomp a brain washed Jupiter (in such a way that it could have caused serious injury) in the manga, without transforming. Meanwhile, in the anime anything approaching the power the girls themselves typically threw around in the manga was very scary and something to run from. Yes, I used to read and watch Sailor Moon. I have since moved on, and remember the manga more fondly than the anime.

"Escape me there, where we had the mandate of heaven, and set the rules!"
"Minako, you DO know we're likely watched for signs of megalomania. You REALLY want to be 'disappeared' to some psychiatric facility on the far side of existence? They might be nicer than that 'Chainsman' continua we heard about, but I have no doubt this 'UEsG' bunch are no less capable at putting you behind bars."

[SRoss]

GMP HQ ... Tokyo 3...

GMP Trooper: "Emergency Mam! We have a Code 4 situation!"

Nova: "You don't mean!?!"

Trooper: "Yes mam, the Fourth Wall Gang has found the Angeloid universe!"

Meanwhile ...

Ikaros: "Your wish is my command Masters..."

Suddenly, panties all over the Multiverse start flying away.

Minmei: (Live on stage) "THIS IS MY TIME TO BE A ST....."

Dana: "What the hell!?!"

Alecia: "Umm ... Megara, did I store any spare undies in you?"

Megara opens her shoulder storage and several panties fly away.

Arial: (Pointing at her rapidly departing panties) "Um, Scott. Is that a normal human thing?"

Desdemona: (Pulling her skirt to cover) "Someone is gonna pay for this..."

[SRoss]

Yep, if those girls ever find away to keep their panties on, or heaven forbid, go commando, we're all going to die horribly.

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "Maybe I should put away the camera..."

[SRoss]

Two GMP Guards bring Ben Dixon, wearing a bath towel to the door to Nova's office...

Dixon: "Mam! I really gotta protest this."

A fist comes through a crack in the door.

Nova: "HAND THEM OVER, NOW!!!"

Ben passes her his boxer shorts...

{Sound of her pulling them on, followed by a flapping sound} The boxers flap away...

The Fourth Wall Gang: "EEEEWWWW!!!!"

[taalismn]

(looking at my orange juice) Funny....this doesn't taste like it's ben adulterated...and I don't see any of the other signs of LSD poisoning....

[Alpha 11]

Amusingly, that almost covers the distinction between SM the Manga and SM the anime. In the manga, everyone was more powerful and ultimately less concerned with collateral damage. Why? Well, let's just say there was one point where they LET Saturn perform her attack that killed everyone on the planet, and then let Sailor Moon resurrect EVERYONE on the planet except the villains (IIRC she was merely exhausted afterwards with no other negative effect) simply because that would be easier to do than fighting the villains while keeping the collateral damage to a minimum.

Also Venus managed to curbstomp a brain washed Jupiter (in such a way that it could have caused serious injury) in the manga, without transforming. Meanwhile, in the anime anything approaching the power the girls themselves typically threw around in the manga was very scary and something to run from. Yes, I used to read and watch Sailor Moon. I have since moved on, and remember the manga more fondly than the anime.

So how close to DBZ levels of power are we talking about?

Probably Saiyan or maybe early Frieza Saga. Potentially higher for some of them, particularly Saturn.

Ya, that sounds about right. About Vegeta leaves when he first came on the show for some of them, like Saturn.

GMP HQ ... Tokyo 3...

GMP Trooper: "Emergency Mam! We have a Code 4 situation!"

Nova: "You don't mean!?!"

Trooper: "Yes mam, the Fourth Wall Gang has found the Angeloid universe!"

Meanwhile ...

Ikaros: "Your wish is my command Masters..."

Suddenly, panties all over the Multiverse start flying away.

Minmei: (Live on stage) "THIS IS MY TIME TO BE A ST....."

Dana: "What the hell!?!"

Alecia: "Umm ... Megara, did I store any spare undies in you?"

Megara opens her shoulder storage and several panties fly away.

Arial: (Pointing at her rapidly departing panties) "Um, Scott. Is that a normal human thing?"

Desdemona: (Pulling her skirt to cover) "Someone is gonna pay for this..."

Yeah... That... isn't going to end well... There is going to be a mass grave, with the only real question of who is going to be left standing at the end. Several of those women would almost assuredly go for the kill, and well Ikaros is one of those weapons even her creators fear with good reason. Ikaros is also fiercely protective of her master, so there is no way this is gonna end well.

Agree.

Yep, if those girls ever find away to keep their panties on, or heaven forbid, go commando, we're all going to die horribly.

Arnie100: "Maybe I should put away the camera..."

Yes, do or you will die.

Two GMP Guards bring Ben Dixon, wearing a bath towel to the door to Nova's office...

Dixon: "Mam! I really gotta protest this."

A fist comes through a crack in the door.

Nova: "HAND THEM OVER, NOW!!!"

Ben passes her his boxer shorts...

{Sound of her pulling them on, followed by a flapping sound} The boxers flap away...

The Fourth Wall Gang: "EEEEWWWW!!!!"

(looking at my orange juice) Funny....this doesn't taste like it's ben adulterated...and I don't see any of the other signs of LSD poisoning....

[SRoss]

(looking at my orange juice) Funny....this doesn't taste like it's ben adulterated...and I don't see any of the other signs of LSD poisoning....

"Did you know Flower of Life Pollen is completely tasteless when mixed with orange juice. Cool huh."

[taalismn]

(looking at my orange juice) Funny....this doesn't taste like it's ben adulterated...and I don't see any of the other signs of LSD poisoning....

"Did you know Flower of Life Pollen is completely tasteless when mixed with orange juice. Cool huh."

This is why, on Robotech Earth and around Tokyo-3, springtime brings out the Ultraviolet-rating allergy warnings.

[SRoss]

Minmei: (Wearing a Roadie's jacket tied around her waist, on her Smartphone) "Sailor Saturn, I have a contract for you."

Hotaru: "Oh Hell no! Ain't no way me or any of the other Sailor Scouts are transforming, or going outside, until this is over!!!" (Hangs Up)

Minmei: "Hmmm." (Punches another number)

Stephanie: "Red Jacket Firearms How can I help you."

Minmei: "Yes, I need a sniper scope for a D-20."

[Alpha 11]

(looking at my orange juice) Funny....this doesn't taste like it's ben adulterated...and I don't see any of the other signs of LSD poisoning....

"Did you know Flower of Life Pollen is completely tasteless when mixed with orange juice. Cool huh."

(looking at my orange juice) Funny....this doesn't taste like it's ben adulterated...and I don't see any of the other signs of LSD poisoning....

"Did you know Flower of Life Pollen is completely tasteless when mixed with orange juice. Cool huh."

This is why, on Robotech Earth and around Tokyo-3, springtime brings out the Ultraviolet-rating allergy warnings.

Minmei: (Wearing a Roadie's jacket tied around her waist, on her Smartphone) "Sailor Saturn, I have a contract for you."

Hotaru: "Oh Hell no! Ain't no way me or any of the other Sailor Scouts are transforming, or going outside, until this is over!!!" (Hangs Up)

Minmei: "Hmmm." (Punches another number)

Stephanie: "Red Jacket Firearms How can I help you."

Minmei: "Yes, I need a sniper scope for a D-20."

[taalismn]

"Bah, in Russia bear hunt YOU with bazooka, artillery piece, SCUD!"

[SRoss]

Dana: "Ahchoo! <Sniff> So anyway, that's the situation. <Sniffle> So, can you kill them for us?"

Offers a snot covered hand...

UUUUUUUULLLLLLLAAAA!!!!!

[Alpha 11]

"Bah, in Russia bear hunt YOU with bazooka, artillery piece, SCUD!"

Dana: "Ahchoo! <Sniff> So anyway, that's the situation. <Sniffle> So, can you kill them for us?"

Offers a snot covered hand...

UUUUUUUULLLLLLLAAAA!!!!!

[SRoss]

Marie Crystal: "Hmm, we need a female who doesn't mind fighting bottomless." "Quick get me Erica Hartman!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Marie Crystal: "Hmm, we need a female who doesn't mind fighting bottomless." "Quick get me Erica Hartman!!!"

You know, I feel like we might be forgetting some of the bigger anime series out there for some reason...

Natsu: I'm all fired up!

Enjoy!

[Alpha 11]

Natsu: That's right! It's my time in the sun!

Happy: Eye!

Natsu: I hear there's a lot of strong people around here! Bring them on! (Natsu puts his hands on his hips, tilts his head back with his eyes close, and starts laughing)

While Natsu is laughing, Happy sees a shadow appear in front of them, and starts to get larger, that soons blocks out the sun, which causes him to look up and pale.

Happy (as soon as Natsu stops laughing): Natsu?

Natsu (looks at Happy): What Happy?

Happy's wings come out and starts to fly as fast as he can: RUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natsu ( Looks to were Happy was looking) : Wha-

SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

We now see an Evangalian were Natsu was. ( Don't worry, he is most likely, somehow, still alive)

Natsu: Help me....

Hope you enjoyed this!

[SRoss]

The Eva grinds Natsu under it's foot...

Hänsel: "See Sora maya, I told you this would be fun."

Gretel: "Oh yes Fratele Mayo. Now let's go find some more playmates."

[taalismn]

That presents a new level of scary, two child assassins piloting an Evangelion.
However, given the qualifications the Marduk Institute uses for selecting Pilots, it is wholly possible...

[SRoss]

It's not so much that two child assassins are piloting an EVA, it's that THOSE two child assassins are piloting an EVA.

[taalismn]

It's not so much that two child assassins are piloting an EVA, it's that THOSE two child assassins are piloting an EVA.

Given what the recruiting practices and Pilot profiles in NGE: ANIMA, H&G fit right in. The ANIMA Pilot cast are a litany of childhood trauma, brutality, and dysfunctionality.

[Alpha 11]

The Eva grinds Natsu under it's foot...

Hänsel: "See Sora maya, I told you this would be fun."

Gretel: "Oh yes Fratele Mayo. Now let's go find some more playmates."

Took me a minute to remember those 2. That would be scarry.

That presents a new level of scary, two child assassins piloting an Evangelion.
However, given the qualifications the Marduk Institute uses for selecting Pilots, it is wholly possible...

Ya, it would.

It's not so much that two child assassins are piloting an EVA, it's that THOSE two child assassins are piloting an EVA.

Second.

It's not so much that two child assassins are piloting an EVA, it's that THOSE two child assassins are piloting an EVA.

Given what the recruiting practices and Pilot profiles in NGE: ANIMA, H&G fit right in. The ANIMA Pilot cast are a litany of childhood trauma, brutality, and dysfunctionality.

They need to be stopped. And the twins given LOTS of therapy.

[SRoss]

They need to be stopped. And the twins given LOTS of therapy.

Starting with gallons of mind bleach to cover their crappy childhoods. But who would you get to psychoanalyze those two?

Karno: (To Kyle) "Um, why is everyone looking at us?"

Kyle: (Facepalms)

[taalismn]

They need to be stopped. And the twins given LOTS of therapy.

Starting with gallons of mind bleach to cover their crappy childhoods. But who would you get to psychoanalyze those two?

Karno: (To Kyle) "Um, why is everyone looking at us?"

Kyle: (Facepalms)

Please, Karno is the poster-child for the mean-spirited jilted ex stereotype.

[Alpha 11]

They need to be stopped. And the twins given LOTS of therapy.

Starting with gallons of mind bleach to cover their crappy childhoods. But who would you get to psychoanalyze those two?

Karno: (To Kyle) "Um, why is everyone looking at us?"

Kyle: (Facepalms)

They need to be stopped. And the twins given LOTS of therapy.

Starting with gallons of mind bleach to cover their crappy childhoods. But who would you get to psychoanalyze those two?

Karno: (To Kyle) "Um, why is everyone looking at us?"

Kyle: (Facepalms)

Please, Karno is the poster-child for the mean-spirited jilted ex stereotype.

[SRoss]

They need to be stopped. And the twins given LOTS of therapy.

Starting with gallons of mind bleach to cover their crappy childhoods. But who would you get to psychoanalyze those two?

Karno: (To Kyle) "Um, why is everyone looking at us?"

Kyle: (Facepalms)

Please, Karno is the poster-child for the mean-spirited jilted ex stereotype.

I thought he was the poster child for Lets do things so cruel, we wouldn't inflict them on a Star Trek[sup]TM[/sup] Red Shirt?

[Alpha 11]

They need to be stopped. And the twins given LOTS of therapy.

Starting with gallons of mind bleach to cover their crappy childhoods. But who would you get to psychoanalyze those two?

Karno: (To Kyle) "Um, why is everyone looking at us?"

Kyle: (Facepalms)

Please, Karno is the poster-child for the mean-spirited jilted ex stereotype.

I thought he was the poster child for Lets do things so cruel, we wouldn't inflict them on a Star Trek[sup]TM[/sup] Red Shirt?

[SRoss]

Fourth Wall Gang: "We secretly enhanced Kyle's Folgers[sup]tm[/sup] with pureed Flower of Life. Let's see what happens!!!"

Kyle sips coffee, jerks bolt upright, twitches and grabs the first thing in a skirt to come along.

Mikoto Misaka: "PERVERT!!!"

FIFTY THOUSAND GIGAWATTS OF RAW NAKED POWER

BSS Squad Leader: "DON'T JUST STAND THERE TROOPERS! GET THOSE ASHES TO THE CLONING TANKS! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!"

[Alpha 11]

Fourth Wall Gang: "We secretly enhanced Kyle's Folgers[sup]tm[/sup] with pureed Flower of Life. Let's see what happens!!!"

Kyle sips coffee, jerks bolt upright, twitches and grabs the first thing in a skirt to come along.

Mikoto Misaka: "PERVERT!!!"

FIFTY THOUSAND GIGAWATTS OF RAW NAKED POWER

BSS Squad Leader: "DON'T JUST STAND THERE TROOPERS! GET THOSE ASHES TO THE CLONING TANKS! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!"

[taalismn]

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BSS Squad Leader: "DON'T JUST STAND THERE TROOPERS! GET THOSE ASHES TO THE CLONING TANKS! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!"

"Mister Lynn, have you considered another line of work? Because at this rate, your current back-up DNA samples will be used up, and your current body DNA will likely face severe deterioration, leaving the long term risk of replicant error if we reuse existing phenotypes for material. Even with Flower of Life DNA refurbishment, there's always a risk of a random mutation, unless you want aggressive and ethically-controversial zygote culling to maintain your 'pure' strain."

[Alpha 11]

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BSS Squad Leader: "DON'T JUST STAND THERE TROOPERS! GET THOSE ASHES TO THE CLONING TANKS! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!"

"Mister Lynn, have you considered another line of work? Because at this rate, your current back-up DNA samples will be used up, and your current body DNA will likely face severe deterioration, leaving the long term risk of replicant error if we reuse existing phenotypes for material. Even with Flower of Life DNA refurbishment, there's always a risk of a random mutation, unless you want aggressive and ethically-controversial zygote culling to maintain your 'pure' strain."

[SRoss]

Tech #1: "You debugged the Cloning Tank, right?"

Kyle Clone: (Stepping out of the tank) "Down with the military!"

Tech #2: "Down with the military. Of course I debugged the Tank."

Kyle Clone: (Stepping out of the tank) "Down with the military!"

Tech #1: "Down with the military. Good, you know how important that is?"

Kyle Clone: (Stepping out of the tank) "Down with the military!"

Tech #2: "Down with the military. Yes, yes, without regular debugging, you get deterioration."

Kyle Clone: (Stepping out of the tank) "Clown pith the philitary!"

Tech #2: "Clown pith the ... Oh crap." (Grabs an ax and chases down the last clone.)

[taalismn]

Tech 1: "Check the genetic drift, too."
Kyle Clone: "..."(looking at her rather impressive breasts)

[Chronicler]

Tech #2: "I think these clones are a lost cause."

[SRoss]

Tech #2: "I think these clones are a lost cause."

Tech #1: (Ogling the Kyle clone's clevage) "I think we otta keep this last one ... Err for research purposes."

[Arnie100]

Kyle Clone: (Speaking in a deep male voice, Barry White-style) "Hey, baby!"
Tech #1:

[Chronicler]

Kyle Clone: (Speaking in a deep male voice, Barry White-style) "Hey, baby!"
Tech #1:

Tech #2: *sigh* "I'll get the flamer."

[taalismn]

Tech 3: "What is this? 'The Sixth Day'? We're cloning these mooks already in clothing?"
Tech4: "Be quiet and make sure Kyle's nose is properly positioned in his clothes before we start the machine!"

[Alpha 11]

Tech #1: "You debugged the Cloning Tank, right?"

Kyle Clone: (Stepping out of the tank) "Down with the military!"

Tech #2: "Down with the military. Of course I debugged the Tank."

Kyle Clone: (Stepping out of the tank) "Down with the military!"

Tech #1: "Down with the military. Good, you know how important that is?"

Kyle Clone: (Stepping out of the tank) "Down with the military!"

Tech #2: "Down with the military. Yes, yes, without regular debugging, you get deterioration."

Kyle Clone: (Stepping out of the tank) "Clown pith the philitary!"

Tech #2: "Clown pith the ... Oh crap." (Grabs an ax and chases down the last clone.)

Tech 1: "Check the genetic drift, too."
Kyle Clone: "..."(looking at her rather impressive breasts)

Tech #2: "I think these clones are a lost cause."

Tech #2: "I think these clones are a lost cause."

Tech #1: (Ogling the Kyle clone's clevage) "I think we otta keep this last one ... Err for research purposes."

Kyle Clone: (Speaking in a deep male voice, Barry White-style) "Hey, baby!"
Tech #1:

Kyle Clone: (Speaking in a deep male voice, Barry White-style) "Hey, baby!"
Tech #1:

Tech #2: *sigh* "I'll get the flamer."

Tech 3: "What is this? 'The Sixth Day'? We're cloning these mooks already in clothing?"
Tech4: "Be quiet and make sure Kyle's nose is properly positioned in his clothes before we start the machine!"