Robotech Crossover question

[taalismn]

...if your pleasures involve being turned into a pincushion by demonic pincushions.

Pinhead: "Yes Lisa gave us a verrrrrry long list of things she want's you to experience."

Apparently the sysops on the SDF-3 have to allocate an appreciable proportion of the ship's available mainframe memory to Lisa Hunter's 'kill files'.

[SRoss]

...if your pleasures involve being turned into a pincushion by demonic pincushions.

Pinhead: "Yes Lisa gave us a verrrrrry long list of things she want's you to experience."

Apparently the sysops on the SDF-3 have to allocate an appreciable proportion of the ship's available mainframe memory to Lisa Hunter's 'kill files'.

You didn't think all that computer time was just for Lang's AI experiments?

[Alpha 11]

...if your pleasures involve being turned into a pincushion by demonic pincushions.

Pinhead: "Yes Lisa gave us a verrrrrry long list of things she want's you to experience."

Let me guess, she has him on speed dial?

...if your pleasures involve being turned into a pincushion by demonic pincushions.

Pinhead: "Yes Lisa gave us a verrrrrry long list of things she want's you to experience."

Apparently the sysops on the SDF-3 have to allocate an appreciable proportion of the ship's available mainframe memory to Lisa Hunter's 'kill files'.

...if your pleasures involve being turned into a pincushion by demonic pincushions.

Pinhead: "Yes Lisa gave us a verrrrrry long list of things she want's you to experience."

Apparently the sysops on the SDF-3 have to allocate an appreciable proportion of the ship's available mainframe memory to Lisa Hunter's 'kill files'.

You didn't think all that computer time was just for Lang's AI experiments?

Not surprised at all.

[taalismn]

Lang's AI experiment is GLADYOS, after having been exposed to Lisa's 'kill T.R. Edwards by...", it's perfectly willing to use the guy for 'testing purposes'.

[Alpha 11]

Lang's AI experiment is GLADYOS, after having been exposed to Lisa's 'kill T.R. Edwards by...", it's perfectly willing to use the guy for 'testing purposes'.

[SRoss]

Musica, Octavia & Allegra: "We'll teach you to sing if you add these three names to your list of test subjects."

[taalismn]

Musica, Octavia & Allegra: "We'll teach you to sing if you add these three names to your list of test subjects."

That castanet-sound you hear is the combined shivering of the Guard Triumvirate's spines....

[Alpha 11]

Musica, Octavia & Allegra: "We'll teach you to sing if you add these three names to your list of test subjects."

Done.

Musica, Octavia & Allegra: "We'll teach you to sing if you add these three names to your list of test subjects."

That castanet-sound you hear is the combined shivering of the Guard Triumvirate's spines....

[taalismn]

(Inside of a Cylon Resurrection Ship. A long line of vats overseen by by Cylon centurions. A naked Six arise from one of the vats, looks over and sees a robed figure rising from the adjacent vat).
Six: "You're..."
Veidt: "A Haydonite. Fellow machine intelligence. Nothing to worry about from me...well, except for..."
(Veidt looks up. The Six looks up. Visible through the cathedral-like roof of the Resurrection Ship are the rapidly-growing drive flares of many, MANY LARGE missiles)
(As alarms start sounding, Veidt looks over at the Six)
Veidt: "They're getting faster. Now, repeat after me; THIS. ISN"T. FAI-"

[SRoss]

Charon: (On seeing his ferry buried under a pile of bodies) "OH COME ON!!!"

[Alpha 11]

(Inside of a Cylon Resurrection Ship. A long line of vats overseen by by Cylon centurions. A naked Six arise from one of the vats, looks over and sees a robed figure rising from the adjacent vat).
Six: "You're..."
Veidt: "A Haydonite. Fellow machine intelligence. Nothing to worry about from me...well, except for..."
(Veidt looks up. The Six looks up. Visible through the cathedral-like roof of the Resurrection Ship are the rapidly-growing drive flares of many, MANY LARGE missiles)
(As alarms start sounding, Veidt looks over at the Six)
Veidt: "They're getting faster. Now, repeat after me; THIS. ISN"T. FAI-"

Charon: (On seeing his ferry buried under a pile of bodies) "OH COME ON!!!"

[taalismn]

Six: "We found who was leading the new enemy to us."
Cavil: "Indeed? Who?"
Six: "More like a what."
(yanks Veidt up)
Cavil: "What's THAT?!"
Veidt: "Hiya, I'm Veidt, Haydonite machine intelligence, and I'm kinda surprised to still be around for more than sixty seconds in an incarnation...So excuse me if I'm a little disconcerted by still being alive at this point-"
Six: "He's responsible for the destruction of four Resurrection Ships."
Veidt: "Not intentional, I assure you. It's more like an attendant curse."
Cavil: "Why would a machine intelligence betray us?"
Veidt: "It's not really betrayal, it's more like being in the wrong place at the wrong time, which is to say around me for any period of time-"
Cavil: "You expect us to believe that?"
(offscreen) "INCOMING GRAVITATIONAL SHOCKWAVE! IMPACT IMMINENT!"
Veidt: "You were saying? Say hello to close-proximity Neutron-S missile detonation."
Cavil: "JUMP US OUT OF HERE!!!"
Veidt: "Too late. It's always too late. Say, you guys believe in an afterlife?-"

[SRoss]

Hades comes home to find a note tacked to his throne...

I QUIT!!!
-Charon

[taalismn]

Scary thought:http://unflujodefotones.tumblr.com/image/100639424538

Yeah, it's SUPPOSED to be the Major from 'Ghost in the Shell', but the 'younger' look and the hair make this look like Minmei.


Terrified yet?

[Alpha 11]

Six: "We found who was leading the new enemy to us."
Cavil: "Indeed? Who?"
Six: "More like a what."
(yanks Veidt up)
Cavil: "What's THAT?!"
Veidt: "Hiya, I'm Veidt, Haydonite machine intelligence, and I'm kinda surprised to still be around for more than sixty seconds in an incarnation...So excuse me if I'm a little disconcerted by still being alive at this point-"
Six: "He's responsible for the destruction of four Resurrection Ships."
Veidt: "Not intentional, I assure you. It's more like an attendant curse."
Cavil: "Why would a machine intelligence betray us?"
Veidt: "It's not really betrayal, it's more like being in the wrong place at the wrong time, which is to say around me for any period of time-"
Cavil: "You expect us to believe that?"
(offscreen) "INCOMING GRAVITATIONAL SHOCKWAVE! IMPACT IMMINENT!"
Veidt: "You were saying? Say hello to close-proximity Neutron-S missile detonation."
Cavil: "JUMP US OUT OF HERE!!!"
Veidt: "Too late. It's always too late. Say, you guys believe in an afterlife?-"

Hades comes home to find a note tacked to his throne...

I QUIT!!!
-Charon

Scary thought:http://unflujodefotones.tumblr.com/image/100639424538

Yeah, it's SUPPOSED to be the Major from 'Ghost in the Shell', but the 'younger' look and the hair make this look like Minmei.


Terrified yet?

Nice, and not really.

[glitterboy2098]

just wait till they encounter the latest generation of colonial troops..

[taalismn]

just wait till they encounter the latest generation of colonial troops..

Could be worse; there's a 'First Contacts' fanfiction which has the Cylons cornering the Galactica after it's been worked over by the Allspark.

[Alpha 11]

just wait till they encounter the latest generation of colonial troops..

Nice.

just wait till they encounter the latest generation of colonial troops..

Could be worse; there's a 'First Contacts' fanfiction which has the Cylons cornering the Galactica after it's been worked over by the Allspark.

They are so dead. And the Colonials must have freak when that happen. And would not mind reading that one.

[SRoss]

Veidt: "I've found the perfect ally against the organics!"

Awareness: "Not the Mechanoids again?"

Veidt: "No better!"

Ultron: (Steps in the room)

Awareness: "I have a bad feeling about this."

[taalismn]

Veidt: "I've found the perfect ally against the organics!"

Awareness: "Not the Mechanoids again?"

Veidt: "No better!"

Ultron: (Steps in the room)

Awareness: "I have a bad feeling about this."

"HULK SMASH!"
Awareness: "...sudden headache coming on..."

[Alpha 11]

Veidt: "I've found the perfect ally against the organics!"

Awareness: "Not the Mechanoids again?"

Veidt: "No better!"

Ultron: (Steps in the room)

Awareness: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Veidt: "I've found the perfect ally against the organics!"

Awareness: "Not the Mechanoids again?"

Veidt: "No better!"

Ultron: (Steps in the room)

Awareness: "I have a bad feeling about this."

"HULK SMASH!"
Awareness: "...sudden headache coming on..."

[taalismn]

Awareness: "Yep, the sort of headache I get from having one of my mobile Haydonite avatars getting shotputted through one of my distributed logic banks..."

Veidt: "....it's...not...so...great..feeling...on...this...end..either..."

[Alpha 11]

Awareness: "Yep, the sort of headache I get from having one of my mobile Haydonite avatars getting shotputted through one of my distributed logic banks..."

Veidt: "....it's...not...so...great..feeling...on...this...end..either..."

[taalismn]

Awareness: "While you're lodged in there, Veidt, don't touch the blue circuit pat-"
Veidt: ####EIGHTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER####
Awareness: "Damn. There went my stash of Terminator porn..."

[Alpha 11]

Awareness: "While you're lodged in there, Veidt, don't touch the blue circuit pat-"
Veidt: ####EIGHTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER####
Awareness: "Damn. There went my stash of Terminator porn..."

[taalismn]

Awareness: "Was it really necessary to take out my entire memory collection of 'NOVA' and 'Nature'?"
Veidt: "Sorry, but my previous phsyical incarnation got hit with enough power to not merely vaporize, but to start a FISSION chain reaction."

[Alpha 11]

Awareness: "Was it really necessary to take out my entire memory collection of 'NOVA' and 'Nature'?"
Veidt: "Sorry, but my previous phsyical incarnation got hit with enough power to not merely vaporize, but to start a FISSION chain reaction."

[SRoss]

SRoss: "Hey! Where'd all these zombies come from!?!"

Hordes of zombies swarm into Tokyo 3.

Fourth Wall Gang:

Charon: "REVENGE!!! HA HA HA!!!"

[taalismn]

SRoss: "Hey! Where'd all these zombies come from!?!"

Hordes of zombies swarm into Tokyo 3.

Fourth Wall Gang:

Charon: "REVENGE!!! HA HA HA!!!"

At the head of the mob is a much-decayed T.R. Edwards lurching along.
"RRReee---vvveeennnngggggeeee!!!"

[Arnie100]

SRoss: "Hey! Where'd all these zombies come from!?!"

Hordes of zombies swarm into Tokyo 3.

Fourth Wall Gang:

Charon: "REVENGE!!! HA HA HA!!!"

(Suddenly, two figures appear; weilding and revving up their chainsaws)

Annie: "So much to do..."
Sara: "...And plenty of time...!"
Zombies:
Zombie Edwards:: "This...is...gonna...suck..."
.

[taalismn]

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Annie: "So much to do..."
Sara: "...And plenty of time...!"
Zombies:
Zombie Edwards:: "This...is...gonna...suck..."
.

Annie: "No, this is going to slice and dice."
Sara:(powering up an industrial shopvac with rotary teeth)"This, on the other hand, IS going to suck."
(sound of 200 lb zombie being involuntarily drawn up a 2 inch tube, crushed by cyclonic action, and reduced to a plasma by a tokamak centrifugal dispose-all.

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "Okay; guys, what do you want Edwards to reincarnate into?"
Edwards: "Oh; come ON...don't give tnem any ideas!"

[taalismn]

Arnie100: "Okay; guys, what do you want Edwards to reincarnate into?"
Edwards: "Oh; come ON...don't give tnem any ideas!"

"Galactus's Cosmic Stress Ball."

[Arnie100]

Annie: "Uhhhmm, let's see..."
Edwards: "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[Alpha 11]

SRoss: "Hey! Where'd all these zombies come from!?!"

Hordes of zombies swarm into Tokyo 3.

Fourth Wall Gang:

Charon: "REVENGE!!! HA HA HA!!!"

SRoss: "Hey! Where'd all these zombies come from!?!"

Hordes of zombies swarm into Tokyo 3.

Fourth Wall Gang:

Charon: "REVENGE!!! HA HA HA!!!"

At the head of the mob is a much-decayed T.R. Edwards lurching along.
"RRReee---vvveeennnngggggeeee!!!"

SRoss: "Hey! Where'd all these zombies come from!?!"

Hordes of zombies swarm into Tokyo 3.

Fourth Wall Gang:

Charon: "REVENGE!!! HA HA HA!!!"

(Suddenly, two figures appear; weilding and revving up their chainsaws)

Annie: "So much to do..."
Sara: "...And plenty of time...!"
Zombies:
Zombie Edwards:: "This...is...gonna...suck..."
.

[Alpha 11]

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Annie: "So much to do..."
Sara: "...And plenty of time...!"
Zombies:
Zombie Edwards:: "This...is...gonna...suck..."
.

Annie: "No, this is going to slice and dice."
Sara:(powering up an industrial shopvac with rotary teeth)"This, on the other hand, IS going to suck."
(sound of 200 lb zombie being involuntarily drawn up a 2 inch tube, crushed by cyclonic action, and reduced to a plasma by a tokamak centrifugal dispose-all.

Arnie100: "Okay; guys, what do you want Edwards to reincarnate into?"
Edwards: "Oh; come ON...don't give tnem any ideas!"

Arnie100: "Okay; guys, what do you want Edwards to reincarnate into?"
Edwards: "Oh; come ON...don't give tnem any ideas!"

"Galactus's Cosmic Stress Ball."

Annie: "Uhhhmm, let's see..."
Edwards: "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[SRoss]

Sara: "A new loofah for the Regess."

Edwards:

Lisa: "I like how you think."

[taalismn]

RegentL (to loofah Edwards) "Touch her and die..."

[Alpha 11]

Sara: "A new loofah for the Regess."

Edwards:

Lisa: "I like how you think."

RegentL (to loofah Edwards) "Touch her and die..."

[SRoss]

Regent: (to loofah Edwards) "Touch her and die..."

Regess: "And what should we reconstitute you as?"

Regent:

[Arnie100]

Regent: (to loofah Edwards) "Touch her and die..."

Regess: "And what should we reconstitute you as?"

Regent:

Annie: "Eewwww...a SQUISHIE...I need a really BIG salt shaker!!"
Regent:
Regess: "Don't worry; little one, I'll shrink him down for you! "
Annie:
Regent: "

[taalismn]

Hmmmm...Slug in a Blender....

[Alpha 11]

Regent: (to loofah Edwards) "Touch her and die..."

Regess: "And what should we reconstitute you as?"

Regent:

Regent: (to loofah Edwards) "Touch her and die..."

Regess: "And what should we reconstitute you as?"

Regent:

Annie: "Eewwww...a SQUISHIE...I need a really BIG salt shaker!!"
Regent:
Regess: "Don't worry; little one, I'll shrink him down for you! "
Annie:
Regent: "

Hmmmm...Slug in a Blender....

[taalismn]

"Remember to add some salt to the blender...Regent Margaritas aren't the same without the extra salt..."

[Alpha 11]

"Remember to add some salt to the blender...Regent Margaritas aren't the same without the extra salt..."

[taalismn]

Because we haven’t heard from the UEsG in a long while:

Another dull, boring day at the dimensional nexus known as Tokyo-3 Gateland, extradimensional multiversal crossroads.
Ho-hum.
At least until an Outbound expedition came running back through a new Gate, looking as if all the hounds of hell were hot on their heels.
“SHUT THE GATE! SHUT THE GATE!!! LOCK IT DOWN! SEAL IT UP! QUICK! BEFORE THEY DISCOVER IT !!!”
”What’s wrong!? What happened, Lieutenant?! Report!”
“We-we-we went through the Gate and discovered another Tokyo-3 analogue, just as the probes said, but when we went through, we found the place swarming with Ree!”
“Ree? What are Ree?”
“Rei Ayanami clones! Scads of them!”
“...So what? We have lots of Ayanamis here. The Ayanami Society handles them all the time-”
”You don’t understand! These aren’t Ayanamis! They’re -REE-!”
”-poor Mitchell, he got BEFRIENDED.”
“And that’s why you have to close the Gate! Oh please, seal the goddamn GATE!!!”
#“Sealing the Gate! Emergency shutdown! Emergency shutdown!”#
”Okay, you better have a damn good report to justify this.”
“I will. I will. Believe me, this isn’t a mistak-”
*Hee-eeyyy*

[Alpha 11]

Because we haven’t heard from the UEsG in a long while:

Another dull, boring day at the dimensional nexus known as Tokyo-3 Gateland, extradimensional multiversal crossroads.
Ho-hum.
At least until an Outbound expedition came running back through a new Gate, looking as if all the hounds of hell were hot on their heels.
“SHUT THE GATE! SHUT THE GATE!!! LOCK IT DOWN! SEAL IT UP! QUICK! BEFORE THEY DISCOVER IT !!!”
”What’s wrong!? What happened, Lieutenant?! Report!”
“We-we-we went through the Gate and discovered another Tokyo-3 analogue, just as the probes said, but when we went through, we found the place swarming with Ree!”
“Ree? What are Ree?”
“Rei Ayanami clones! Scads of them!”
“...So what? We have lots of Ayanamis here. The Ayanami Society handles them all the time-”
”You don’t understand! These aren’t Ayanamis! They’re -REE-!”
”-poor Mitchell, he got BEFRIENDED.”
“And that’s why you have to close the Gate! Oh please, seal the goddamn GATE!!!”
#“Sealing the Gate! Emergency shutdown! Emergency shutdown!”#
”Okay, you better have a damn good report to justify this.”
“I will. I will. Believe me, this isn’t a mistak-”
*Hee-eeyyy*

Should I be scared?

[taalismn]

[ Should I be scared?

Very. The Ree are from Greg H. Landsman's "Evangelion: Nobody Dies" series which postulates what if Gendo and Yui ahd been caring, compassionate, mad-as-hatters scientists and parents who sent Shinji away to be safe, and allowed the Rei clones full sentience...which for what are essentially avatars of an eledritch alien being(Lillith) is damn dangerous.
We're not sure what 'befriending' entails exactly, but it seems to differ from person to person. In the past it has involved:
-Squeaky hammers
-Automobile damage
-Root vegetables
-Theft/violation of ocular virginity

Victims of befriending tend to suffer from PTSDs, and acquire the ability to navigate insanely narrow ventilation systems like the Ree, and several random levels of badassery as well...and Stockholm Syndrome apparently factors into it too.
Ree are also not to be allowed to learn about 'babies' or 'grandbabies' or anything touching on reproduction.

[Alpha 11]

[ Should I be scared?

Very. The Ree are from Greg H. Landsman's "Evangelion: Nobody Dies" series which postulates what if Gendo and Yui ahd been caring, compassionate, mad-as-hatters scientists and parents who sent Shinji away to be safe, and allowed the Rei clones full sentience...which for what are essentially avatars of an eledritch alien being(Lillith) is damn dangerous.
We're not sure what 'befriending' entails exactly, but it seems to differ from person to person. In the past it has involved:
-Squeaky hammers
-Automobile damage
-Root vegetables
-Theft/violation of ocular virginity

Victims of befriending tend to suffer from PTSDs, and acquire the ability to navigate insanely narrow ventilation systems like the Ree, and several random levels of badassery as well...and Stockholm Syndrome apparently factors into it too.
Ree are also not to be allowed to learn about 'babies' or 'grandbabies' or anything touching on reproduction.

Ya, it sounds kind of bad, but it's the last part that has me really worried.

[taalismn]

[

Ya, it sounds kind of bad, but it's the last part that has me really worried.

"BABIES...."