Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[Arnie100]

Sarah: "This is SSSSOOOOO much FUN! I love this class!"

(Meanwhile, Edwards' office...)

Student: "Mr. Edwards, would you like to judge a cooking contest?"
Edwards: "I nominate Kyle!"
Kyle: "Hey -- are you still mad about the alien thing?!"
Edwards: "Yup!"
Kyle: "I hate you."

[taalismn]

"Cooking with SEMTEX", not exactly an assigned-reading textbook (most) parents want to see in the hands of their teenagers.

[Alpha 11]

Sadly, some of the students have learned how to make some fairly effective explosive devices from fine powdered flour and sugar.

As long as they don't the recipe for Claudia's Exploding Pineapple salad...

that's the final for Home Economics and Self Defense 101.

in 201 you get to learn the proper method of defusing it, using the intro class's final product..

Sadly, some of the students have learned how to make some fairly effective explosive devices from fine powdered flour and sugar.

As long as they don't the recipe for Claudia's Exploding Pineapple salad...

that's the final for Home Economics and Self Defense 101.

in 201 you get to learn the proper method of defusing it, using the intro class's final product..

"Remember, when cleaning the pineapple, always keep the pins within reach and know where they are during salad preparation."

Sarah: "This is SSSSOOOOO much FUN! I love this class!"

(Meanwhile, Edwards' office...)

Student: "Mr. Edwards, would you like to judge a cooking contest?"
Edwards: "I nominate Kyle!"
Kyle: "Hey -- are you still mad about the alien thing?!"
Edwards: "Yup!"
Kyle: "I hate you."

"Cooking with SEMTEX", not exactly an assigned-reading textbook (most) parents want to see in the hands of their teenagers.

[taalismn]

"Can I have one of your donuts, Maggie?"
"But I've been BANNED from giving out my donuts! The police compared my donuts to 'napalm-filled tires sprinkled with shrapnel'! They ruled them a HAZARD!"
"Exactly, I need one of your donuts."
Edwards: "HEY!"
"Not for you, Edwards."

[Arnie100]

"Can I ha. one of your donuts, Maggie?"
"But I've been BANNED from giving out my donuts! The police compared my donuts to 'napalm-filled tires sprinkled with shrapnel'! They ruled them a HAZARD!"
"Exactly, I need one of your donuts."
Edwards: "HEY!"
"Not for you, Edwards."

"Mr. Kyle; someone sent you a donut!"
Kyle: "A donut? How thought --"
BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Kyle: "I hate you, Edwards!" (Being wheeled away in a gurney...)
Edwards: "I didn't DO anything"
Kyle: "I don't care. I still HATE you!"

[taalismn]

[

"Mr. Kyle; someone sent you a donut!"
Kyle: "A donut? How thought --"
BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Kyle: "I hate you, Edwards!" (Being wheeled away in a gurney...)
Edwards: "I didn't DO anything"
Kyle: "I don't care. I still HATE you!"

Trust, but Verify.

[Alpha 11]

"Can I have one of your donuts, Maggie?"
"But I've been BANNED from giving out my donuts! The police compared my donuts to 'napalm-filled tires sprinkled with shrapnel'! They ruled them a HAZARD!"
"Exactly, I need one of your donuts."
Edwards: "HEY!"
"Not for you, Edwards."

"Can I ha. one of your donuts, Maggie?"
"But I've been BANNED from giving out my donuts! The police compared my donuts to 'napalm-filled tires sprinkled with shrapnel'! They ruled them a HAZARD!"
"Exactly, I need one of your donuts."
Edwards: "HEY!"
"Not for you, Edwards."

"Mr. Kyle; someone sent you a donut!"
Kyle: "A donut? How thought --"
BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Kyle: "I hate you, Edwards!" (Being wheeled away in a gurney...)
Edwards: "I didn't DO anything"
Kyle: "I don't care. I still HATE you!"

[

"Mr. Kyle; someone sent you a donut!"
Kyle: "A donut? How thought --"
BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Kyle: "I hate you, Edwards!" (Being wheeled away in a gurney...)
Edwards: "I didn't DO anything"
Kyle: "I don't care. I still HATE you!"

Trust, but Verify.

[taalismn]

"And THAT'S why everything goes through both a metal detector and an explosives sniffer before it comes into contact with me, or within radius of effect."
"Even the toilet paper?"
"ESPECIALLY the toilet paper."

"Rick, he's onto the toilet paper gambit."
"Scrub?"
"Divert. Explosive in the holder cylinder now."

[Arnie100]

BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!

(At the hostpital...)

Edwards: "I was only taking a shower..."

(Meanwhile...)

Rick: "How'd you get Edwards this time?!"
Lisa: "Binary explosive liquids..."
Rick:
Lisa: "Liquid soap and shampoo..."

[taalismn]

BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!

(At the hostpital...)

Edwards: "I was only taking a shower..."

(Meanwhile...)

Rick: "How'd you get Edwards this time?!"
Lisa: "Binary explosive liquids..."
Rick:
Lisa: "Liquid soap and shampoo..."

"Lang must have been a BASTARD prankster at college to have thought of stuff like that."

[SRoss]

BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!

(At the hostpital...)

Edwards: "I was only taking a shower..."

(Meanwhile...)

Rick: "How'd you get Edwards this time?!"
Lisa: "Binary explosive liquids..."
Rick:
Lisa: "Liquid soap and shampoo..."

"Lang must have been a BASTARD prankster at college to have thought of stuff like that."

"Jah! your point?"

[SRoss]

http://anilinkz.com/rwby-volume-2-episode-1

Arnie100: "So like where does the school get all that food?"

taalismn: "Best not to ask."

Meanwhile behind the cafeteria... a truck marked with the sign Farmer Bob's Happy Foods

An Iigaa in a straw hat and overalls steps out.

SRoss: (Handing the Iigaa German porn in a brown paper bag) "Here you go. Same time next week?"

[taalismn]

"Is this a chicken or a giant flea? And why does it have an odd number of legs?"

[Alpha 11]

"And THAT'S why everything goes through both a metal detector and an explosives sniffer before it comes into contact with me, or within radius of effect."
"Even the toilet paper?"
"ESPECIALLY the toilet paper."

"Rick, he's onto the toilet paper gambit."
"Scrub?"
"Divert. Explosive in the holder cylinder now."

Another meaning to explosive diarrhea!

BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!

(At the hostpital...)

Edwards: "I was only taking a shower..."

(Meanwhile...)

Rick: "How'd you get Edwards this time?!"
Lisa: "Binary explosive liquids..."
Rick:
Lisa: "Liquid soap and shampoo..."

BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!

(At the hostpital...)

Edwards: "I was only taking a shower..."

(Meanwhile...)

Rick: "How'd you get Edwards this time?!"
Lisa: "Binary explosive liquids..."
Rick:
Lisa: "Liquid soap and shampoo..."

"Lang must have been a BASTARD prankster at college to have thought of stuff like that."

BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!

(At the hostpital...)

Edwards: "I was only taking a shower..."

(Meanwhile...)

Rick: "How'd you get Edwards this time?!"
Lisa: "Binary explosive liquids..."
Rick:
Lisa: "Liquid soap and shampoo..."

"Lang must have been a BASTARD prankster at college to have thought of stuff like that."

"Jah! your point?"

http://anilinkz.com/rwby-volume-2-episode-1

Arnie100: "So like where does the school get all that food?"

taalismn: "Best not to ask."

Meanwhile behind the cafeteria... a truck marked with the sign Farmer Bob's Happy Foods

An Iigaa in a straw hat and overalls steps out.

SRoss: (Handing the Iigaa German porn in a brown paper bag) "Here you go. Same time next week?"

"Is this a chicken or a giant flea? And why does it have an odd number of legs?"

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "No wonder my fried chicken got up and flew.away...I'm just bringing lunch from home..."
taalismn: "Ditto."
SRoss: "Don't you guys wanna be adventerous?"
Arnie100: "I wanna eat my food, not the other way around!"

[taalismn]

“*AHEM*...We here at Monument City High School #69 are aware of the reason debate on the nutritional value of school lunches and the inroads made by fast food peddlers and brand names in attempting to push their influence into our schools. We wish to address parents concerns about how we feed the cannonfoddeleaders of tomorrow.
Here at MCHS#69, we strive to provide our students with a nutritionally balanced and intellectually stimulating choice of foodstuffs to keep them going through the day and their minds sharp and applied. We have what we call the Two-Choice Plan, which presents students with two general categories of meals.
First, we have the All-in-One(pulls cover off what looks like a gray plastic brick the size of a small paperback book), a scientifically-formulated compound containing all the protein, minerals, calories, salt, fiber, and roughage needed by the human body to get through the day. No distracting tastes, little residue, and efficient to consume, it allows students to focus on what is important; their education.
For those students wanting something tastier and more challenging, we have the other meal plan, the All-or-Nothing(”AIEEEEEEEEE!!!” Lynn Kyle goes pelting past the door behind the speaker, something big with entirely too many legs and teeth hot on his heels). Live, but nutritionally-balanced, foodstuffs that students are required to stalk, slay, prepare, and devour, honing their planning and survival skills. They can also earn Phys. Ed. and Wilderness Survival School credits for successfully hunting down their lunch.
In conjunction with theTwo-Choice Plan, students may supplement their meals with forage from Home Economics courses(#BOOOMMMM!#-shot of the Home Ec. wing of the school, as something explodes inside, sending kitchen utensils flying like shrapnel), encouraging additional education in self-reliance and cooperation.
As to allegations of brand-name junk foods trying to muscle into our school system, we at MCHS#69 are very proactive in keeping such from the campus(a Petit Cola-style vending machine is edging its way down the sidewalk in front of the school when it wheels sharply on a course for one of the doors-*BLAM!*-when it is destroyed by an sniper shot from somewhere in the school).
When we DO allow brand names on campus, we seek to restrict access, so that their presence is not abused by the students or the faculty (<<<BBBBZZZAAARRRPPPPP>>>-as a student is electrocuted in front of a Petit Cola machine in the hallway).
All in all, we at MCHS#69 assure you that we have done everything we reasonably can to insure that not only are our students well-fed, but well-motivated to do their best in their daily task of improving themselves for the future(behind her, down the hall, several students are performing a commando raid from the ventilation system in the teachers’ lounge, quickly removing the refrigerator and looting the cabinets of their contents).

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "I'm eating lunch off campus, thank you."

[SRoss]

Arnie100: "No wonder my fried chicken got up and flew.away...I'm just bringing lunch from home..."
taalismn: "Ditto."
SRoss: "Don't you guys wanna be adventurous?"
Arnie100: "I wanna eat my food, not the other way around!"

Sarah: (With a twitching chicken? leg sticking out of her mouth) "Can I have seconds?"

[SRoss]

Arnie100: "I'm eating lunch off campus, thank you."

Arnie100 makes three steps to the parking lot and #BOOOOOOMMM!#

SRoss: "Hmm... He got further into the anti-truancy field then I thought."

Charon: "What the hell happened to you?"

Arnie100: "MDC Claymores."

[taalismn]

“I can’t believe you did that!”
“Why? I was hungry. Bricks do get rather dull after a while. Wanted some REAL food for a change.”
“You killed, skinned, and ate a living being! With a flaked stone spear!!!”
“That’s what the All-or-Nothing plan is. The hunt was long and difficult, but in the end, to the victor belongs the spoils.”
“That wasn’t the animal you were supposed to kill! That was the SCHOOL MASCOT!!!”
“Hey, you snooze, you lose. It was slow and it was dumb, and it walked into my ambush.”
“IT’S A GUY IN AN ANIMAL SUIT!!!!”
“Protein is protein. Want a drumstick?”

[SRoss]

“I can’t believe you did that!”
“Why? I was hungry. Bricks do get rather dull after a while. Wanted some REAL food for a change.”
“You killed, skinned, and ate a living being! With a flaked stone spear!!!”
“That’s what the All-or-Nothing plan is. The hunt was long and difficult, but in the end, to the victor belongs the spoils.”
“That wasn’t the animal you were supposed to kill! That was the SCHOOL MASCOT!!!”
“Hey, you snooze, you lose. It was slow and it was dumb, and it walked into my ambush.”
“IT’S A GUY IN AN ANIMAL SUIT!!!!”
“Protein is protein. Want a drumstick?”

Dana: (Painted up like Sheen in Apocalypse Now) "Spears are for wimps. I prefer the K-Bar."

Nova: "Yeah, I'd like to beat the rush and turn in my Hall Monitor sash now"

[taalismn]

Like the original Funky Winkerbean strips, the school hall monitor's desk comes with a water-cooled machine gun on it.

[guardiandashi]

Sarah is walking between classes when she overhears a conversation about the "hunt and kill Food program." so she heads down to the lunch room and asks about it. they show her the ordering form and she ponders it briefly..

Sarah: "I don't recognize some of these animals. What is a Cow, Buffalo, Pig, and Elephant??"

sarah to herself, oh well a pig sounds good.
the computer responds, 1 pig ordered delivery will be tomorrow at 0600 hrs hunting availability will start in north west quadrant, at 0830 schedule permitting please select identification options.
Choices are: scent tag, Beacon, Flags, (and several others)
suggested weapons are boar spears or similar, recommended group a party of 6.

Sarah shrugged and thumbprinted the authorization.

The next day she received a small package at 0800 containing a rag in a ziplock baggie (that reeked of pig) and her hunting permit... She was still trying to figure out what a "boar spear was" when she got a chance to start hunting the boar...

[taalismn]

Genesis Farms-provided live food.

[Alpha 11]

Arnie100: "No wonder my fried chicken got up and flew.away...I'm just bringing lunch from home..."
taalismn: "Ditto."
SRoss: "Don't you guys wanna be adventerous?"
Arnie100: "I wanna eat my food, not the other way around!"

“*AHEM*...We here at Monument City High School #69 are aware of the reason debate on the nutritional value of school lunches and the inroads made by fast food peddlers and brand names in attempting to push their influence into our schools. We wish to address parents concerns about how we feed the cannonfoddeleaders of tomorrow.
Here at MCHS#69, we strive to provide our students with a nutritionally balanced and intellectually stimulating choice of foodstuffs to keep them going through the day and their minds sharp and applied. We have what we call the Two-Choice Plan, which presents students with two general categories of meals.
First, we have the All-in-One(pulls cover off what looks like a gray plastic brick the size of a small paperback book), a scientifically-formulated compound containing all the protein, minerals, calories, salt, fiber, and roughage needed by the human body to get through the day. No distracting tastes, little residue, and efficient to consume, it allows students to focus on what is important; their education.
For those students wanting something tastier and more challenging, we have the other meal plan, the All-or-Nothing(”AIEEEEEEEEE!!!” Lynn Kyle goes pelting past the door behind the speaker, something big with entirely too many legs and teeth hot on his heels). Live, but nutritionally-balanced, foodstuffs that students are required to stalk, slay, prepare, and devour, honing their planning and survival skills. They can also earn Phys. Ed. and Wilderness Survival School credits for successfully hunting down their lunch.
In conjunction with theTwo-Choice Plan, students may supplement their meals with forage from Home Economics courses(#BOOOMMMM!#-shot of the Home Ec. wing of the school, as something explodes inside, sending kitchen utensils flying like shrapnel), encouraging additional education in self-reliance and cooperation.
As to allegations of brand-name junk foods trying to muscle into our school system, we at MCHS#69 are very proactive in keeping such from the campus(a Petit Cola-style vending machine is edging its way down the sidewalk in front of the school when it wheels sharply on a course for one of the doors-*BLAM!*-when it is destroyed by an sniper shot from somewhere in the school).
When we DO allow brand names on campus, we seek to restrict access, so that their presence is not abused by the students or the faculty (<<<BBBBZZZAAARRRPPPPP>>>-as a student is electrocuted in front of a Petit Cola machine in the hallway).
All in all, we at MCHS#69 assure you that we have done everything we reasonably can to insure that not only are our students well-fed, but well-motivated to do their best in their daily task of improving themselves for the future(behind her, down the hall, several students are performing a commando raid from the ventilation system in the teachers’ lounge, quickly removing the refrigerator and looting the cabinets of their contents).

Arnie100: "I'm eating lunch off campus, thank you."

Arnie100: "No wonder my fried chicken got up and flew.away...I'm just bringing lunch from home..."
taalismn: "Ditto."
SRoss: "Don't you guys wanna be adventurous?"
Arnie100: "I wanna eat my food, not the other way around!"

Sarah: (With a twitching chicken? leg sticking out of her mouth) "Can I have seconds?"

Arnie100: "I'm eating lunch off campus, thank you."

Arnie100 makes three steps to the parking lot and #BOOOOOOMMM!#

SRoss: "Hmm... He got further into the anti-truancy field then I thought."

Charon: "What the hell happened to you?"

Arnie100: "MDC Claymores."

“I can’t believe you did that!”
“Why? I was hungry. Bricks do get rather dull after a while. Wanted some REAL food for a change.”
“You killed, skinned, and ate a living being! With a flaked stone spear!!!”
“That’s what the All-or-Nothing plan is. The hunt was long and difficult, but in the end, to the victor belongs the spoils.”
“That wasn’t the animal you were supposed to kill! That was the SCHOOL MASCOT!!!”
“Hey, you snooze, you lose. It was slow and it was dumb, and it walked into my ambush.”
“IT’S A GUY IN AN ANIMAL SUIT!!!!”
“Protein is protein. Want a drumstick?”

[Alpha 11]

“I can’t believe you did that!”
“Why? I was hungry. Bricks do get rather dull after a while. Wanted some REAL food for a change.”
“You killed, skinned, and ate a living being! With a flaked stone spear!!!”
“That’s what the All-or-Nothing plan is. The hunt was long and difficult, but in the end, to the victor belongs the spoils.”
“That wasn’t the animal you were supposed to kill! That was the SCHOOL MASCOT!!!”
“Hey, you snooze, you lose. It was slow and it was dumb, and it walked into my ambush.”
“IT’S A GUY IN AN ANIMAL SUIT!!!!”
“Protein is protein. Want a drumstick?”

Dana: (Painted up like Sheen in Apocalypse Now) "Spears are for wimps. I prefer the K-Bar."

Nova: "Yeah, I'd like to beat the rush and turn in my Hall Monitor sash now"

Like the original Funky Winkerbean strips, the school hall monitor's desk comes with a water-cooled machine gun on it.

Sarah is walking between classes when she overhears a conversation about the "hunt and kill Food program." so she heads down to the lunch room and asks about it. they show her the ordering form and she ponders it briefly..

Sarah: "I don't recognize some of these animals. What is a Cow, Buffalo, Pig, and Elephant??"

sarah to herself, oh well a pig sounds good.
the computer responds, 1 pig ordered delivery will be tomorrow at 0600 hrs hunting availability will start in north west quadrant, at 0830 schedule permitting please select identification options.
Choices are: scent tag, Beacon, Flags, (and several others)
suggested weapons are boar spears or similar, recommended group a party of 6.

Sarah shrugged and thumbprinted the authorization.

The next day she received a small package at 0800 containing a rag in a ziplock baggie (that reeked of pig) and her hunting permit... She was still trying to figure out what a "boar spear was" when she got a chance to start hunting the boar...

She don't need the spear. With the way she is, she could most likely do it bare handed.

Genesis Farms-provided live food.

I guess you never say 1/2 price bentos at the corner store around any of these students, right?

[SRoss]

Genesis Farms-provided live food.

"Hey, it's preservative free."

[Arnie100]

taalismn: "My salad just moved..."
Arnie100: "Are you SURE it was a SALAD? At least it's not gagh..."

[guardiandashi]

I guess you never say 1/2 price bentos at the corner store around any of these students, right?

I remember that anime, http://www.hulu.com/bento

and with some of the "people" err students at this school the property damage would be excessive, and there would be issues of lethal accidents.
for example on rifts (and similar environments )

sarah has ~46 supernatural str and so almost does mdc on a RESTRAINED punch (1d6x10 sdc R, 6d6 mdc full, 2d4x10 Mdc power)
which means she runs into a normal animal ... cow, pig, whatever she hits it and she is going to break things .... legs necks ribs whatever.

[taalismn]

"Can we choose BOTH plans? I'm pretty sure I know how to choke live prey with a nutrient brick."

[glitterboy2098]

various people had tried to use the meal plan nutrient blocks as bait for live prey.. sadly after the first couple attempts saw the critters keel over dead after just a nibble, the rest wised up and now avoid the stuff like the plague. which really put a dampener on the next stage of the plan, when actual poison would be added to the bait..

[taalismn]

various people had tried to use the meal plan nutrient blocks as bait for live prey.. sadly after the first couple attempts saw the critters keel over dead after just a nibble, the rest wised up and now avoid the stuff like the plague. which really put a dampener on the next stage of the plan, when actual poison would be added to the bait..

This forced some students to use OTHER students as bait, whether the latter wanted to or not.

[SRoss]

glitterboy2098: "What are you doing?"

SRoss: (Loading a nutrient brick into a ballista and pointing it at the mastodon) "I felt a little peckish."

[Alpha 11]

Genesis Farms-provided live food.

"Hey, it's preservative free."

taalismn: "My salad just moved..."
Arnie100: "Are you SURE it was a SALAD? At least it's not gagh..."

I guess you never say 1/2 price bentos at the corner store around any of these students, right?

I remember that anime, http://www.hulu.com/bento

and with some of the "people" err students at this school the property damage would be excessive, and there would be issues of lethal accidents.
for example on rifts (and similar environments )

sarah has ~46 supernatural str and so almost does mdc on a RESTRAINED punch (1d6x10 sdc R, 6d6 mdc full, 2d4x10 Mdc power)
which means she runs into a normal animal ... cow, pig, whatever she hits it and she is going to break things .... legs necks ribs whatever.

You got that right.

"Can we choose BOTH plans? I'm pretty sure I know how to choke live prey with a nutrient brick."

various people had tried to use the meal plan nutrient blocks as bait for live prey.. sadly after the first couple attempts saw the critters keel over dead after just a nibble, the rest wised up and now avoid the stuff like the plague. which really put a dampener on the next stage of the plan, when actual poison would be added to the bait..

various people had tried to use the meal plan nutrient blocks as bait for live prey.. sadly after the first couple attempts saw the critters keel over dead after just a nibble, the rest wised up and now avoid the stuff like the plague. which really put a dampener on the next stage of the plan, when actual poison would be added to the bait..

This forced some students to use OTHER students as bait, whether the latter wanted to or not.

glitterboy2098: "What are you doing?"

SRoss: (Loading a nutrient brick into a ballista and pointing it at the mastodon) "I felt a little peckish."

[taalismn]

"What are you doing on the school's roof?"
"Well, me and Eddy were hoping to see if sabertooth tiger tasted any good and we set an ambush, but, well, I think I'll stick to bricks from now on."
"What? Where's Eddy?"
"Bungee cord broke."

[Arnie100]

"What are you doing on the school's roof?"
"Well, me and Eddy were hoping to see if sabertooth tiger tasted any good and we set an ambush, but, well, I think I'll stick to bricks from now on."
"What? Where's Eddy?"
"Bungee cord broke."

Edd: "And he landed in a vat of gravy."

[Alpha 11]

"What are you doing on the school's roof?"
"Well, me and Eddy were hoping to see if sabertooth tiger tasted any good and we set an ambush, but, well, I think I'll stick to bricks from now on."
"What? Where's Eddy?"
"Bungee cord broke."

"What are you doing on the school's roof?"
"Well, me and Eddy were hoping to see if sabertooth tiger tasted any good and we set an ambush, but, well, I think I'll stick to bricks from now on."
"What? Where's Eddy?"
"Bungee cord broke."

Edd: "And he landed in a vat of gravy."

[taalismn]

[

Edd: "And he landed in a vat of gravy."

"Sabertooth tigers turn out to be SMART little bastards."

[Arnie100]

Ed: "Gravy."
Edd: "This school isn't like our last one..."
Eddy: "I've got an idea...to rule this school!!"

[taalismn]

Ed: "Gravy."
Edd: "This school isn't like our last one..."
Eddy: "I've got an idea...to rule this school!!"

The predators have better ideas.

[Alpha 11]

[

Edd: "And he landed in a vat of gravy."

"Sabertooth tigers turn out to be SMART little bastards."

Ed: "Gravy."
Edd: "This school isn't like our last one..."
Eddy: "I've got an idea...to rule this school!!"

Ed: "Gravy."
Edd: "This school isn't like our last one..."
Eddy: "I've got an idea...to rule this school!!"

The predators have better ideas.

Agree, I don't think they will last long.

[taalismn]

However, don't underestimate the combat effectiveness of chalkboard erasers or chalk dust as anti-predator deterrents.

[Arnie100]

Eddy: "You've got a plan, don'cha Double D?!"
Edd: "These new kids are different, Eddy!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!"
Ed: "Gravy!!"
Eddy: "Will you stop that?!"

[taalismn]

"Welcome to Surviving Orbital Bombardment 101. I am T.R. Edwards, your instructor for this class. In this class you will learn how to survive planetary barrage with missile and energy weapons, deal with the aftermath, and begin the process of reconstruction. You will be-yes, a question already?"
"Is it necessary to swear eternal vengeance on somebody in order to survive? "
"Of COURSE it's necessary when you're clawing your way out of a radioactive hell, crawling on your belly across hot glassed earth, and suffering acute agony from your mutilated body as you call uselessly after the cowards who abandoned you to swear that you'll get them back in spades for their treason!!! You HAVE to have focus, a reason for being, and a goal to accomplish beyond merely surviving. Vengeance is a necessary part of the post-apocalypse picture. You can't have a good apocalypse without vengeance on some level! Next question?"

[Alpha 11]

However, don't underestimate the combat effectiveness of chalkboard erasers or chalk dust as anti-predator deterrents.

Not a bad ideal.

Eddy: "You've got a plan, don'cha Double D?!"
Edd: "These new kids are different, Eddy!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!"
Ed: "Gravy!!"
Eddy: "Will you stop that?!"

"Welcome to Surviving Orbital Bombardment 101. I am T.R. Edwards, your instructor for this class. In this class you will learn how to survive planetary barrage with missile and energy weapons, deal with the aftermath, and begin the process of reconstruction. You will be-yes, a question already?"
"Is it necessary to swear eternal vengeance on somebody in order to survive? "
"Of COURSE it's necessary when you're clawing your way out of a radioactive hell, crawling on your belly across hot glassed earth, and suffering acute agony from your mutilated body as you call uselessly after the cowards who abandoned you to swear that you'll get them back in spades for their treason!!! You HAVE to have focus, a reason for being, and a goal to accomplish beyond merely surviving. Vengeance is a necessary part of the post-apocalypse picture. You can't have a good apocalypse without vengeance on some level! Next question?"

[taalismn]

"Yes, a question from the back?"
"Does Commander Breetai know you're stealing his faceplate schtick?"
"WHY DOES EVERYBODY ASK ME THAT STUPID QUESTION????!!!"

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "I had this FIRST!! I'll even show you what's underneath!!!"
Students: "AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEÈ!!!!!" (Running out of the room in all directions...)
Edwards: "Ookkaayy...that didn't go well...I didn't even take it off yet..."

[Alpha 11]

"Yes, a question from the back?"
"Does Commander Breetai know you're stealing his faceplate schtick?"
"WHY DOES EVERYBODY ASK ME THAT STUPID QUESTION????!!!"

Edwards: "I had this FIRST!! I'll even show you what's underneath!!!"
Students: "AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEÈ!!!!!" (Running out of the room in all directions...)
Edwards: "Ookkaayy...that didn't go well...I didn't even take it off yet..."

[taalismn]

Edwards: "I had this FIRST!! I'll even show you what's underneath!!!"
Students: "AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEÈ!!!!!" (Running out of the room in all directions...)
Edwards: "Ookkaayy...that didn't go well...I didn't even take it off yet..."

What post-Rain of Death students can't stand...
Their professors showing up their scars...
"Hell, I got Prof. Ridley's prosthetic foot beat! Wanna see my prosthetic brain?"
"AIIIEEEE!!!"

"Alas, Instructor Kurs..took off all his prosthetics, just to show the kids...forgot himself how extensive they were...completely fell apart in class....couldn't pull himself back together..."

[SRoss]

"I think we'll just give Professor Davros' and Captain Pike's classes a miss, what'd you think?"