Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[taalismn]

"I think we'll just give Professor Davros' and Captain Pike's classes a miss, what'd you think?"

"Professor Davros doesn't seem to like our school nurse for some reason."
"No, I said he doesn't like our Doctor for some reason."
"We have a doctor in this school?"
"Doctor. Doctor. Not doctor. "

[Arnie100]

"You've actually seen a DOCTOR?!"
"What're those?!"

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "I had this FIRST!! I'll even show you what's underneath!!!"
Students: "AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEÈ!!!!!" (Running out of the room in all directions...)
Edwards: "Ookkaayy...that didn't go well...I didn't even take it off yet..."

What post-Rain of Death students can't stand...
Their professors showing up their scars...
"Hell, I got Prof. Ridley's prosthetic foot beat! Wanna see my prosthetic brain?"
"AIIIEEEE!!!"

"Alas, Instructor Kurs..took off all his prosthetics, just to show the kids...forgot himself how extensive they were...completely fell apart in class....couldn't pull himself back together..."

"I think we'll just give Professor Davros' and Captain Pike's classes a miss, what'd you think?"

"I think we'll just give Professor Davros' and Captain Pike's classes a miss, what'd you think?"

"Professor Davros doesn't seem to like our school nurse for some reason."
"No, I said he doesn't like our Doctor for some reason."
"We have a doctor in this school?"
"Doctor. Doctor. Not doctor. "

Ya, he would fit right in.

"You've actually seen a DOCTOR?!"
"What're those?!"

[taalismn]

"You've actually seen a DOCTOR?!"
"What're those?!"

"They're people who, in my experience, take a look at you and tell you you haven't got long to live."
"Sorta like my parents, then."
"N-, well, in your case, yes, like your parents."

[Arnie100]

"Do we even have a doctor?"
"Just that person who gives me a shot and tells me to get out."
"What was that shot for?"
"Come to think of it...I don't know..."

[taalismn]

"Do we even have a doctor?"
"Just that person who gives me a shot and tells me to get out."
"What was that shot for?"
"Come to think of it...I don't know..."

Rabies. The school mascot(the OTHER one) is loose again.

[Arnie100]

"Do we even have a doctor?"
"Just that person who gives me a shot and tells me to get out."
"What was that shot for?"
"Come to think of it...I don't know..."

Rabies. The school mascot(the OTHER one) is loose again.

"We have a mascot??"
"IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME!!!!!"

[taalismn]

"Did it bite you?"
"YES!!!"
"Are your inoculations in order?"
"..ah, no?"
"'fraid we're going to have to put you down, poor chap."

[Arnie100]

"But...the MASCOT..."
"We're not worried about IT. We're worried about you spreading the infec --"
"Infection?!"
"Oops. Shouldn't have mentioned that."

[Alpha 11]

"You've actually seen a DOCTOR?!"
"What're those?!"

"They're people who, in my experience, take a look at you and tell you you haven't got long to live."
"Sorta like my parents, then."
"N-, well, in your case, yes, like your parents."

"Do we even have a doctor?"
"Just that person who gives me a shot and tells me to get out."
"What was that shot for?"
"Come to think of it...I don't know..."

"Do we even have a doctor?"
"Just that person who gives me a shot and tells me to get out."
"What was that shot for?"
"Come to think of it...I don't know..."

Rabies. The school mascot(the OTHER one) is loose again.

"Do we even have a doctor?"
"Just that person who gives me a shot and tells me to get out."
"What was that shot for?"
"Come to think of it...I don't know..."

Rabies. The school mascot(the OTHER one) is loose again.

"We have a mascot??"
"IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME!!!!!"

"Did it bite you?"
"YES!!!"
"Are your inoculations in order?"
"..ah, no?"
"'fraid we're going to have to put you down, poor chap."

"But...the MASCOT..."
"We're not worried about IT. We're worried about you spreading the infec --"
"Infection?!"
"Oops. Shouldn't have mentioned that."

[taalismn]

"Well, kids, remember those zombie plans I asked you all about? Looks like we're going to have a chance to put them to the test..."
"COOL!"

[Arnie100]

"It isn't zombies, but it'll still be fun, anyways."
"Aaaaaawwwwww..."

[SRoss]

Meanwhile ... In Anime Combat 101...

"Ok class, and what did we learn about attacking a named character carrying an obvious melee weapon?"

Rand: (Still smoking) "It's also a gun..."

[taalismn]

"It isn't zombies, but it'll still be fun, anyways."
"Aaaaaawwwwww..."

"JIHAD! ANARCHY NOW!"
"-short gestation period for radical political activitism, don'cha think?"
"Just get me the firehose..."

[Arnie100]

"What about the sticky-foam? You know they won't be able to move..."

[taalismn]

"Put the napalm away. They're kids. Really really dumb kids, but kids, nevertheless."

[Arnie100]

"What about machine guns?? Can we use those?"
"I prefer flame-throwers...FWOOOOSSHHH!!"
"Claymores?! CBUs? MOAB? Come on!!"

[Alpha 11]

"Well, kids, remember those zombie plans I asked you all about? Looks like we're going to have a chance to put them to the test..."
"COOL!"

"It isn't zombies, but it'll still be fun, anyways."
"Aaaaaawwwwww..."

Meanwhile ... In Anime Combat 101...

"Ok class, and what did we learn about attacking a named character carrying an obvious melee weapon?"

Rand: (Still smoking) "It's also a gun..."

That can be a couple of animas now.

"It isn't zombies, but it'll still be fun, anyways."
"Aaaaaawwwwww..."

"JIHAD! ANARCHY NOW!"
"-short gestation period for radical political activitism, don'cha think?"
"Just get me the firehose..."

"What about the sticky-foam? You know they won't be able to move..."

Good ideal.

"Put the napalm away. They're kids. Really really dumb kids, but kids, nevertheless."

"What about machine guns?? Can we use those?"
"I prefer flame-throwers...FWOOOOSSHHH!!"
"Claymores?! CBUs? MOAB? Come on!!"

[Arnie100]

"That mascot...anyone catch it yet?"
"Above you..."
"I'm so gonna get it, aren't I?!"

[taalismn]

"Got a text message from the school. They're in quarantine lockdown."
"Again?"

[SRoss]

BSS Commander: (Picking up the phone) "BioSanitation Squad? No sorry, you've got the wrong number!!! Try the Immaculate Marines, or maybe the Sisters of CleRepentant!!! Only they be dumb enough to take a call at that school!!!"

[Alpha 11]

"That mascot...anyone catch it yet?"
"Above you..."
"I'm so gonna get it, aren't I?!"

"Got a text message from the school. They're in quarantine lockdown."
"Again?"

BSS Commander: (Picking up the phone) "BioSanitation Squad? No sorry, you've got the wrong number!!! Try the Immaculate Marines, or maybe the Sisters of CleRepentant!!! Only they be dumb enough to take a call at that school!!!"

[taalismn]

Yeah.,...because the BSS remembers the time the school cafeteria served Tuna Fish Surprise.

Boy, was everybody surprised.

[Arnie100]

Yeah.,...because the BSS remembers the time the school cafeteria served Tuna Fish Surprise.

Boy, was everybody surprised.

"The tuna's trying to eat me!!!"
"I think that's supposed to be the other way around..."
"Quick!! Toss the pineapple salad!!"

[taalismn]

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"Quick!! Toss the pineapple salad!!"

Only works on pilots.

[Arnie100]

"Quick!! Where's Annie?!"
"On some kinda space mission!!"
"SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!"
"Save the tuna, kill you, I've got it!!"

[taalismn]

"Quick!! Where's Annie?!"
"On some kinda space mission!!"
"SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!"

Yep, let this be a warning to you Tuna Fish Salad lovers out there.
This is what can happen when The Mayo Goes Bad.

[Alpha 11]

Yeah.,...because the BSS remembers the time the school cafeteria served Tuna Fish Surprise.

Boy, was everybody surprised.

And so was the fish!

Yeah.,...because the BSS remembers the time the school cafeteria served Tuna Fish Surprise.

Boy, was everybody surprised.

"The tuna's trying to eat me!!!"
"I think that's supposed to be the other way around..."
"Quick!! Toss the pineapple salad!!"

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"Quick!! Toss the pineapple salad!!"

Only works on pilots.

"Quick!! Where's Annie?!"
"On some kinda space mission!!"
"SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!"
"Save the tuna, kill you, I've got it!!"

"Quick!! Where's Annie?!"
"On some kinda space mission!!"
"SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!"

Yep, let this be a warning to you Tuna Fish Salad lovers out there.
This is what can happen when The Mayo Goes Bad.

[Arnie100]

"HEY!! Someone locked the cafeteria doors!!"
"Save ME!"
"OH. MY. GOD. The tuna...and...the MASCOT...they're double-teaming!!
SSSSSSAAAAVVVVVEEEE MMMMEEEEE!!!"

[taalismn]

"HEY!! Someone locked the cafeteria doors!!"
"Save ME!"
"OH. MY. GOD. The tuna...and...the MASCOT...they're double-teaming!!
SSSSSSAAAAVVVVVEEEE MMMMEEEEE!!!"

"Their mistake. They locked us inside a WEAPONS-RICH ENVIRONMENT."

[Arnie100]

"What's going on in there?!"
"Edwards and Kyle trying to have lunch; I think, or their lunch is trying to have them for lunch..."
"Typical day?"
"Ayup."

[taalismn]

"What's going on in there?!"
"Edwards and Kyle trying to have lunch; I think, or their lunch is trying to have them for lunch..."
"Typical day?"
"Ayup."

"WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED IN THERE, GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER TO PICK UP AFTER YOURSELVES!!!!"

[SRoss]

"Why are the tuna and our mascot dressed like Che Guevara?"

[taalismn]

"Why are the tuna and our mascot dressed like Che Guevara?"

"Haven't you heard of the School Food Revolution?"
"...I think they were more about advocating HEALTHY foods in schools, not HOMICIDAL foods in schools."

[Alpha 11]

"HEY!! Someone locked the cafeteria doors!!"
"Save ME!"
"OH. MY. GOD. The tuna...and...the MASCOT...they're double-teaming!!
SSSSSSAAAAVVVVVEEEE MMMMEEEEE!!!"

"HEY!! Someone locked the cafeteria doors!!"
"Save ME!"
"OH. MY. GOD. The tuna...and...the MASCOT...they're double-teaming!!
SSSSSSAAAAVVVVVEEEE MMMMEEEEE!!!"

"Their mistake. They locked us inside a WEAPONS-RICH ENVIRONMENT."

"What's going on in there?!"
"Edwards and Kyle trying to have lunch; I think, or their lunch is trying to have them for lunch..."
"Typical day?"
"Ayup."

"What's going on in there?!"
"Edwards and Kyle trying to have lunch; I think, or their lunch is trying to have them for lunch..."
"Typical day?"
"Ayup."

"WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED IN THERE, GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER TO PICK UP AFTER YOURSELVES!!!!"

"Why are the tuna and our mascot dressed like Che Guevara?"

I REALLY hate Communist. The guy was a bigot, racist, and murder. So why are people buying his face on t-shirts.

"Why are the tuna and our mascot dressed like Che Guevara?"

"Haven't you heard of the School Food Revolution?"
"...I think they were more about advocating HEALTHY foods in schools, not HOMICIDAL foods in schools."

[SRoss]

"Why are the tuna and our mascot dressed like Che Guevara?"

I REALLY hate Communist. The guy was a bigot, racist, and murder. So why are people buying his face on t-shirts.

Sadly, the people who buy the posters and t-shirts are collage students who have no idea who he was and what a murdering bastard he really was. The real blame lies with the people who make the t-shirts and posters.

[taalismn]

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Sadly, the people who buy the posters and t-shirts are collage students who have no idea who he was and what a murdering bastard he really was. The real blame lies with the people who make the t-shirts and posters.

Who tend to be college drop-outs or greedy capitalists who don't see the irony.

[SRoss]

The Tuna Revolutionary Counsel met with their ally, the school mascot to plan the glorious uprising...

Alpha 11: "So, what are we going to do about this?"

SRoss: "Transfer students."

taalismn: "!?!"

SRoss: (Points)

A group of young girls and their maid walk up to the table where the Tuna are holding court.

"Sakuya! Please prepare lunch..."

In a blink, the tuna was cooked and served...

Alpha 11: "Um, where did they transfer from?"

SRoss: "Gensokyo, why?"

taalismn: (Points toward the bloodless corpses of Edwards and Kyle lying on the dead mascot and pile of tuna bones)

SRoss: "Um, Sarah, in your time in the RIFTS Universe, did you learn about properly disposing of vampiric victims?"

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "I'm bring my lunch from home, thank you. Much safer...and at least I'll know what's in it..."

[guardiandashi]

The Tuna Revolutionary Counsel met with their ally, the school mascot to plan the glorious uprising...

Alpha 11: "So, what are we going to do about this?"

SRoss: "Transfer students."

taalismn: "!?!"

SRoss: (Points)

A group of young girls and their maid walk up to the table where the Tuna are holding court.

"Sakuya! Please prepare lunch..."

In a blink, the tuna was cooked and served...

Alpha 11: "Um, where did they transfer from?"

SRoss: "Gensokyo, why?"

taalismn: (Points toward the bloodless corpses of Edwards and Kyle lying on the dead mascot and pile of tuna bones)

SRoss: "Um, Sarah, in your time in the RIFTS Universe, did you learn about properly disposing of vampiric victims?"

Sarah: Umm I think the proper response was to separate the head from the bod, then burn them in separate fires and bury the ashes in separate graves... but I might be mistaken....

[Alpha 11]

"Why are the tuna and our mascot dressed like Che Guevara?"

I REALLY hate Communist. The guy was a bigot, racist, and murder. So why are people buying his face on t-shirts.

Sadly, the people who buy the posters and t-shirts are collage students who have no idea who he was and what a murdering bastard he really was. The real blame lies with the people who make the t-shirts and posters.

Agree. Also, sadly, a lot of those people don't know how the real world works.

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Sadly, the people who buy the posters and t-shirts are collage students who have no idea who he was and what a murdering bastard he really was. The real blame lies with the people who make the t-shirts and posters.

Who tend to be college drop-outs or greedy capitalists who don't see the irony.

Now that's really ironic for the capitalist to do that, considering most of them would be killed or put in prison if some one like that took over.

The Tuna Revolutionary Counsel met with their ally, the school mascot to plan the glorious uprising...

Alpha 11: "So, what are we going to do about this?"

SRoss: "Transfer students."

taalismn: "!?!"

SRoss: (Points)

A group of young girls and their maid walk up to the table where the Tuna are holding court.

"Sakuya! Please prepare lunch..."

In a blink, the tuna was cooked and served...

Alpha 11: "Um, where did they transfer from?"

SRoss: "Gensokyo, why?"

taalismn: (Points toward the bloodless corpses of Edwards and Kyle lying on the dead mascot and pile of tuna bones)

SRoss: "Um, Sarah, in your time in the RIFTS Universe, did you learn about properly disposing of vampiric victims?"

Ok, I googled Gensokyo, and all I was getting was links to a Radio station, or similar things. Is it something else?

Arnie100: "I'm bring my lunch from home, thank you. Much safer...and at least I'll know what's in it..."

The Tuna Revolutionary Counsel met with their ally, the school mascot to plan the glorious uprising...

Alpha 11: "So, what are we going to do about this?"

SRoss: "Transfer students."

taalismn: "!?!"

SRoss: (Points)

A group of young girls and their maid walk up to the table where the Tuna are holding court.

"Sakuya! Please prepare lunch..."

In a blink, the tuna was cooked and served...

Alpha 11: "Um, where did they transfer from?"

SRoss: "Gensokyo, why?"

taalismn: (Points toward the bloodless corpses of Edwards and Kyle lying on the dead mascot and pile of tuna bones)

SRoss: "Um, Sarah, in your time in the RIFTS Universe, did you learn about properly disposing of vampiric victims?"

Sarah: Umm I think the proper response was to separate the head from the bod, then burn them in separate fires and bury the ashes in separate graves... but I might be mistaken....

Do it!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arnie100]

"Well...at least the lunch crisis is over!!"
"For now...at least...for now..."
"To the cloning chambers, quickly!!"
"Why?"
"We need Edwards and Kyle to clean up the mess!"

[SRoss]

Ok, I googled Gensokyo, and all I was getting was links to a Radio station, or similar things. Is it something else?

Gensokyo

More specifically:

Sakuya Izayoi

Remilia Scarlet

and Flandre Scarlet

[taalismn]

SRoss: "Um, Sarah, in your time in the RIFTS Universe, did you learn about properly disposing of vampiric victims?"

Douse them with holy water, stake them, behead them, burn the bodies.

[Alpha 11]

"Well...at least the lunch crisis is over!!"
"For now...at least...for now..."
"To the cloning chambers, quickly!!"
"Why?"
"We need Edwards and Kyle to clean up the mess!"

Ok, I googled Gensokyo, and all I was getting was links to a Radio station, or similar things. Is it something else?

Gensokyo

More specifically:

Sakuya Izayoi

Remilia Scarlet

and Flandre Scarlet

Thanks for the links. Interesting info.

SRoss: "Um, Sarah, in your time in the RIFTS Universe, did you learn about properly disposing of vampiric victims?"

Douse them with holy water, stake them, behead them, burn the bodies.

Please do!

[Arnie100]

"Kyle and Edwards should be back any minute now..."
"Mr. Kyle and Mr. Edwards! So good to see you! Back so soon? These are for you!" (Hands Kyle and Edwards a mop and bucket of water)"
Kyle: "This sucks!!"
Edwards: "This wasn't our fault!"

[Alpha 11]

"Kyle and Edwards should be back any minute now..."
"Mr. Kyle and Mr. Edwards! So good to see you! Back so soon? These are for you!" (Hands Kyle and Edwards a mop and bucket of water)"
Kyle: "This sucks!!"
Edwards: "This wasn't our fault!"

[Arnie100]

(In the cafeteria...)

Edwards: "I hate this job...I swear..."
Kyle: "They're not gonna listen...so...did you look to see what's the specialty, today?"
Edwards: "Nope. Don't wanna know. It'll probably try to eat us..."
Kyle: "Let's see...eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww..."
Edwards: "Tuna Pinapple Salad Surprise?!"

[taalismn]

"You know,' familiarity breeds contempt'?"
"Do I look stupid, you arrogant little twerp? Of course I know it! What does it have to do with our situation?"
"Ignoring the unsolicited side- order of snark, I'm suggesting that if the tuna, the mascot, and the pineapple, or any combination thereof, spend enough time in conjunction, they could possibly turn on each other, canceling each other out."
"That's a long shot, given our past experience."
"True, but thin ray of hope better than nothing, no?"

[Arnie100]

Kyle: "Is it me...or is The Mascot on the lunch line serving the food?"
Edwards: "I'm not hungry, anymore..."
Kyle: "You had to do it on ME??"
Edwards: "Sorry..."