Robotech Crossover question

[Alpha 11]

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Ya, it sounds kind of bad, but it's the last part that has me really worried.

"BABIES...."

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[taalismn]

Worse yet, in ND, Lillith, the Angel under Terminal Dogma, is all about LIFE, which means getting a certain distance near her results in increasing feelings of randiness.

All in all, though, Nobody Dies is a really fun read. Sadly, though, of late it's been neglected for Greg's equally preposterous NGE/Mass Effect crossover, which is slightly less interesting if one isn't into the Mass Effect universe, but has its moments(such as the revelation that of Shinji's two parents, Gendo was the SANE one). There's also amusing father-son bonding, and Gendo's advice to Kensuke Aida(who is dating Rei in the fic).

[Alpha 11]

Worse yet, in ND, Lillith, the Angel under Terminal Dogma, is all about LIFE, which means getting a certain distance near her results in increasing feelings of randiness.

All in all, though, Nobody Dies is a really fun read. Sadly, though, of late it's been neglected for Greg's equally preposterous NGE/Mass Effect crossover, which is slightly less interesting if one isn't into the Mass Effect universe, but has its moments(such as the revelation that of Shinji's two parents, Gendo was the SANE one). There's also amusing father-son bonding, and Gendo's advice to Kensuke Aida(who is dating Rei in the fic).

One of the reasons I LOVE Fanfiction, ANYTHING can happen. Though I'm a little surprised that universe hadn't exploded due to Gendo being sane.

[taalismn]

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One of the reasons I LOVE Fanfiction, ANYTHING can happen. Though I'm a little surprised that universe hadn't exploded due to Gendo being sane.

Yui wouldn't let it explode. She's the insane Goddess in the Machine in that universe. HER universe.

[Alpha 11]

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One of the reasons I LOVE Fanfiction, ANYTHING can happen. Though I'm a little surprised that universe hadn't exploded due to Gendo being sane.

Yui wouldn't let it explode. She's the insane Goddess in the Machine in that universe. HER universe.

And those are the ones we REALLY have to watch.

[taalismn]

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One of the reasons I LOVE Fanfiction, ANYTHING can happen. Though I'm a little surprised that universe hadn't exploded due to Gendo being sane.

Yui wouldn't let it explode. She's the insane Goddess in the Machine in that universe. HER universe.

And those are the ones we REALLY have to watch.

Well, she's already watching you, so part of that's covered already.

[Alpha 11]

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One of the reasons I LOVE Fanfiction, ANYTHING can happen. Though I'm a little surprised that universe hadn't exploded due to Gendo being sane.

Yui wouldn't let it explode. She's the insane Goddess in the Machine in that universe. HER universe.

And those are the ones we REALLY have to watch.

Well, she's already watching you, so part of that's covered already.

Help me!

[SRoss]

"You could always join the Regent at the bar."

[Alpha 11]

"You could always join the Regent at the bar."

Well I don't drink, so I have no reason to go.

[SRoss]

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Ya, it sounds kind of bad, but it's the last part that has me really worried.

"BABIES...."

( )

"I'm thinking we should maybe push a Neutron S warhead through and close the gate behind it."

[taalismn]

Actually, the Nobody Dies cast did go cross-dimensionally junketing once(they got 'lost' during an Angel Battle). Among other things they punched out Cthulu, crashed a Justice League Halloween party at Wayne Manor(ironically it was Evangelion-themed), and toured Babylon 5(the Shadows found Rei 'wonderfully chaotic'). In return they've been visited by a displaced team from the Ranma/OMG/SG-1 xover universe Divine Blood and discovered that there are far WORSE possible parents than the adults in NGE(specifically, Kuno Kodachi, who created multiple clones of herself solely for the purpose of providing her with an army of disposable minions, spare bodies she could transfer to at will, Agent Smith-style, and lifeforce reservoirs that she could consume, soul, memories, and skills all).

[Alpha 11]

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Ya, it sounds kind of bad, but it's the last part that has me really worried.

"BABIES...."

( )

"I'm thinking we should maybe push a Neutron S warhead through and close the gate behind it."

I might have to agree with you there.

Actually, the Nobody Dies cast did go cross-dimensionally junketing once(they got 'lost' during an Angel Battle). Among other things they punched out Cthulu, crashed a Justice League Halloween party at Wayne Manor(ironically it was Evangelion-themed), and toured Babylon 5(the Shadows found Rei 'wonderfully chaotic'). In return they've been visited by a displaced team from the Ranma/OMG/SG-1 xover universe Divine Blood and discovered that there are far WORSE possible parents than the adults in NGE(specifically, Kuno Kodachi, who created multiple clones of herself solely for the purpose of providing her with an army of disposable minions, spare bodies she could transfer to at will, Agent Smith-style, and lifeforce reservoirs that she could consume, soul, memories, and skills all).

That last one is REALLY scary. And I think I might have to read this story.

[taalismn]

"Let it go,'
Let it go-"

The white-cloaked Cold Weather Offense Squad members stared at the distant white-haired woman, dancing and completely oblivious to her audience.
"What the hell do you suppose that is?"
"Sounds like some sort of musical silliness. Not our problem."
"But she mig-Woah! Did she just create a freaking CASTLE out of thin air?!"
"DEFINITELY not our problem. Let's just move along and leave the crazy dancing singing castle-making lady alone. I wanna finish this patrol and get back to base in time for my soaps..."

[Alpha 11]

"Let it go,'
Let it go-"

The white-cloaked Cold Weather Offense Squad members stared at the distant white-haired woman, dancing and completely oblivious to her audience.
"What the hell do you suppose that is?"
"Sounds like some sort of musical silliness. Not our problem."
"But she mig-Woah! Did she just create a freaking CASTLE out of thin air?!"
"DEFINITELY not our problem. Let's just move along and leave the crazy dancing singing castle-making lady alone. I wanna finish this patrol and get back to base in time for my soaps..."

[taalismn]

Lieutenant Dana Sterling looked out over the landscape and watched Monument City burn under the onslaught of the latest Robotech Master assault. All around her, soldiers on both sides were dying, on the earth, in the skies, amongst the stars above.
“So much death and destruction...”
There was a small rustling beside her feet as something small and furry came up beside her.
Dana sighed. Trust good ol’ Polly to show up when times were bad, just to cheer her up.
“All this tragedy all this destruction, you can change it if you want. The power to do so lies within you.”
Dana’s eyes went wide as she spun to stare down at the source of the unexpected voice. The pink eyes staring out of a white-furred face framed by two sets of ears were definitely NOT Polly’s.
“I can?! It does?!”
“Absolutely. You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine. Just make a contract with me. And become a Magical Girl.”
Dana couldn’t shake the sudden chill that ran up her spine at those words.

[SRoss]

Magical Girl Dana: "PUFFY HAIR PRISM POWER!!!"

Nova: (Pointing a plasma gun at the Madoka) "Your going to pay for this."

[SRoss]

Khyron: "Ah, Grell! isn't it great! Micronians menaced by their own mercantile machines."

Grell: "Umm ... Sir." (Pointing to the surrounding Titans)

Titans:

Khyron: "Oh Crud..."

[taalismn]

Khyron: "Ah, Grell! isn't it great! Micronians menaced by their own mercantile machines."

Grell: "Umm ... Sir." (Pointing to the surrounding Titans)

Titans:

Khyron: "Oh Crud..."

Khyron: (drawing a MASSIVE sword) "Back of the neck's the sweet spot, right? Just the way I like it...stabbing them in the back."
Grel: "Ah, wrong Titans, sir."

[SRoss]

Khyron: "Ah, Grell! isn't it great! Micronians menaced by their own mercantile machines."

Grell: "Umm ... Sir." (Pointing to the surrounding Titans)

Titans:

Khyron: "Oh Crud..."

Khyron: (drawing a MASSIVE sword) "Back of the neck's the sweet spot, right? Just the way I like it...stabbing them in the back."
Grel: "Ah, wrong Titans, sir."

Chronos:

[Alpha 11]

Lieutenant Dana Sterling looked out over the landscape and watched Monument City burn under the onslaught of the latest Robotech Master assault. All around her, soldiers on both sides were dying, on the earth, in the skies, amongst the stars above.
“So much death and destruction...”
There was a small rustling beside her feet as something small and furry came up beside her.
Dana sighed. Trust good ol’ Polly to show up when times were bad, just to cheer her up.
“All this tragedy all this destruction, you can change it if you want. The power to do so lies within you.”
Dana’s eyes went wide as she spun to stare down at the source of the unexpected voice. The pink eyes staring out of a white-furred face framed by two sets of ears were definitely NOT Polly’s.
“I can?! It does?!”
“Absolutely. You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine. Just make a contract with me. And become a Magical Girl.”
Dana couldn’t shake the sudden chill that ran up her spine at those words.

Magical Girl Dana: "PUFFY HAIR PRISM POWER!!!"

Nova: (Pointing a plasma gun at the Madoka) "Your going to pay for this."

Khyron: "Ah, Grell! isn't it great! Micronians menaced by their own mercantile machines."

Grell: "Umm ... Sir." (Pointing to the surrounding Titans)

Titans:

Khyron: "Oh Crud..."

Well, they have way more of a chance of fighting them off then us regular humans.

[Alpha 11]

Khyron: "Ah, Grell! isn't it great! Micronians menaced by their own mercantile machines."

Grell: "Umm ... Sir." (Pointing to the surrounding Titans)

Titans:

Khyron: "Oh Crud..."

Khyron: (drawing a MASSIVE sword) "Back of the neck's the sweet spot, right? Just the way I like it...stabbing them in the back."
Grel: "Ah, wrong Titans, sir."

[Alpha 11]

Khyron: "Ah, Grell! isn't it great! Micronians menaced by their own mercantile machines."

Grell: "Umm ... Sir." (Pointing to the surrounding Titans)

Titans:

Khyron: "Oh Crud..."

Khyron: (drawing a MASSIVE sword) "Back of the neck's the sweet spot, right? Just the way I like it...stabbing them in the back."
Grel: "Ah, wrong Titans, sir."

Chronos:

[SRoss]

Meanwhile at the Cross Dimensional portal...

Barny: "Will you be my friend?"

Rational Marine: "Oh God! It wants to be our friend!!!" (Grabs radio) "Linebacker! Linebacker! This is Alpha Leader! Requesting immediate Arclight on my position!!!"

[taalismn]

Meanwhile at the Cross Dimensional portal...

Barny: "Will you be my friend?"

Rational Marine: "Oh God! It wants to be our friend!!!" (Grabs radio) "Linebacker! Linebacker! This is Alpha Leader! Requesting immediate Arclight on my position!!!"

A Neutron-S missile begins to swell through the portal...

[glitterboy2098]

Khyron: "Ah, Grell! isn't it great! Micronians menaced by their own mercantile machines."

Grell: "Umm ... Sir." (Pointing to the surrounding Titans)

Titans:

Khyron: "Oh Crud..."

Khyron: (drawing a MASSIVE sword) "Back of the neck's the sweet spot, right? Just the way I like it...stabbing them in the back."
Grel: "Ah, wrong Titans, sir."

guess your not talking about the TITAN AI's of Eclipse Phase? those things are scary..

[Alpha 11]

Meanwhile at the Cross Dimensional portal...

Barny: "Will you be my friend?"

Rational Marine: "Oh God! It wants to be our friend!!!" (Grabs radio) "Linebacker! Linebacker! This is Alpha Leader! Requesting immediate Arclight on my position!!!"

Meanwhile at the Cross Dimensional portal...

Barny: "Will you be my friend?"

Rational Marine: "Oh God! It wants to be our friend!!!" (Grabs radio) "Linebacker! Linebacker! This is Alpha Leader! Requesting immediate Arclight on my position!!!"

A Neutron-S missile begins to swell through the portal...

Khyron: "Ah, Grell! isn't it great! Micronians menaced by their own mercantile machines."

Grell: "Umm ... Sir." (Pointing to the surrounding Titans)

Titans:

Khyron: "Oh Crud..."

Khyron: (drawing a MASSIVE sword) "Back of the neck's the sweet spot, right? Just the way I like it...stabbing them in the back."
Grel: "Ah, wrong Titans, sir."

guess your not talking about the TITAN AI's of Eclipse Phase? those things are scary..

Yep.

[taalismn]

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guess your not talking about the TITAN AI's of Eclipse Phase? those things are scary..

Attack On Titan...it's the new hot thing in mangaland. Basically fantasy Earth afflicted with giant roaming zombies that eat people. The only ways to kill them are a) overwhelming firepower, which the locals do NOT have, or b) deploy highly-skilled acrobatic swordsmen/women to stab the monsters in specific areas where the Titans are vulnerable.

[Alpha 11]

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guess your not talking about the TITAN AI's of Eclipse Phase? those things are scary..

Attack On Titan...it's the new hot thing in mangaland. Basically fantasy Earth afflicted with giant roaming zombies that eat people. The only ways to kill them are a) overwhelming firepower, which the locals do NOT have, or b) deploy highly-skilled acrobatic swordsmen/women to stab the monsters in specific areas where the Titans are vulnerable.

Ya, they have super regenerative abilities. I'm talking they can regrow arms and stuff very fast, like in a minute or so.

[taalismn]

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Ya, they have super regenerative abilities. I'm talking they can regrow arms and stuff very fast, like in a minute or so.

Just means you don't have to feel bad about smiting them with capital ship cannons.

[SRoss]

"Let me get this strait, you mounted a Wave Motion Gun on the city wall?"

"Yep!"

[taalismn]

"Let me get this strait, you mounted a Wave Motion Gun on the city wall?"

"Yep!"

"That WOULD explain the rather closer and scalloped appearance of the horizon.."

[glitterboy2098]

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guess your not talking about the TITAN AI's of Eclipse Phase? those things are scary..

Attack On Titan...it's the new hot thing in mangaland. Basically fantasy Earth afflicted with giant roaming zombies that eat people. The only ways to kill them are a) overwhelming firepower, which the locals do NOT have, or b) deploy highly-skilled acrobatic swordsmen/women to stab the monsters in specific areas where the Titans are vulnerable.

Ya, they have super regenerative abilities. I'm talking they can regrow arms and stuff very fast, like in a minute or so.

sounds like the UEdDF needs to set up a lend-lease program with said world... item one on the list of items to give them? a few Dinochrome Brigades...

[taalismn]

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sounds like the UEdDF needs to set up a lend-lease program with said world... item one on the list of items to give them? a few Dinochrome Brigades...

Yeah, if crushing under durachrome treads doesn't do it, dissection with infinite repeaters oughta do it. If that fails, well, there's always hellbores.

[Alpha 11]

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Ya, they have super regenerative abilities. I'm talking they can regrow arms and stuff very fast, like in a minute or so.

Just means you don't have to feel bad about smiting them with capital ship cannons.

Believe me, I believe there is NO over kill when it comes to those monsters.

"Let me get this strait, you mounted a Wave Motion Gun on the city wall?"

"Yep!"

"Let me get this strait, you mounted a Wave Motion Gun on the city wall?"

"Yep!"

"That WOULD explain the rather closer and scalloped appearance of the horizon.."

[

guess your not talking about the TITAN AI's of Eclipse Phase? those things are scary..

Attack On Titan...it's the new hot thing in mangaland. Basically fantasy Earth afflicted with giant roaming zombies that eat people. The only ways to kill them are a) overwhelming firepower, which the locals do NOT have, or b) deploy highly-skilled acrobatic swordsmen/women to stab the monsters in specific areas where the Titans are vulnerable.

Ya, they have super regenerative abilities. I'm talking they can regrow arms and stuff very fast, like in a minute or so.

sounds like the UEdDF needs to set up a lend-lease program with said world... item one on the list of items to give them? a few Dinochrome Brigades...

Anything large and in big enough numbers IMO.

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sounds like the UEdDF needs to set up a lend-lease program with said world... item one on the list of items to give them? a few Dinochrome Brigades...

Yeah, if crushing under durachrome treads doesn't do it, dissection with infinite repeaters oughta do it. If that fails, well, there's always hellbores.

The more firepower the better IMO.

[taalismn]

"So the First Contact was going well until the expedition revealed that they couldn't manipulate the local PPE...ah, 'mana' energies?"
"Yes, at which point the whole situation got ugly real fast. The contact team was mobbed by people screaming 'normas!' and trying to beat them up. Barely got out without injury. Nothing like offshore the other end of the continent where we encountered those mecha and the other dimensional anomaly. Bit of a different reception there, after the initial attacks. But I WOULD like to revisit the mainland again someday."
"Lemme guess, regime change with a BOLO or two?"
"Well, I thought I'd start light, with a few negapsychics and Garudan commandos just to show the local idiots what non-magic users can do. THEN show them what 'muggle' ingenuity can do."

[Alpha 11]

"So the First Contact was going well until the expedition revealed that they couldn't manipulate the local PPE...ah, 'mana' energies?"
"Yes, at which point the whole situation got ugly real fast. The contact team was mobbed by people screaming 'normas!' and trying to beat them up. Barely got out without injury. Nothing like offshore the other end of the continent where we encountered those mecha and the other dimensional anomaly. Bit of a different reception there, after the initial attacks. But I WOULD like to revisit the mainland again someday."
"Lemme guess, regime change with a BOLO or two?"
"Well, I thought I'd start light, with a few negapsychics and Garudan commandos just to show the local idiots what non-magic users can do. THEN show them what 'muggle' ingenuity can do."

I REALY hate those people. The funny thing is, they themselves are the very monsters they clam the normas are. I also have to not blame them. That's all they've been taught. It's the higher ups that most likely know better but keep the things as they are. And also, aren't normas just like a negapsychics? They cancel out all their magic. And, yes, please to a fallow up on this!

[glitterboy2098]

not familiar with that one..

[SRoss]

"Um, sir... Er, remember that world with all those penguins who worshiped Pen Pen?"

"Yes, What about it?"

"Well sir in our haste to evacuate, we may have lost a couple of guns."

"So what! What could happen?"

Meanwhile, on the far side of the gate...

[taalismn]

not familiar with that one..

Cross Ange.
It's a Female Mecha Pilot anime with scanty-uniform fanservice, but a real twisted dark storyline. Essentially a utopian Earth where everybody knows how to manipulate 'mana'(PPE?) to power society...Everybody except the Normas, who are muggles/mundanes, and are treated lower than burakumin in society. The title character was a princess/heir-apparent to a kingdom, until it's discovered on her ascension day that her mother and father were hiding the fact that she's a norma. Cue one sinister coup orchestrated by her conniving brother and venomous little sister, an imprisoned(later executed) father, and a mother who fatally takes a bullet for the princess, and she ends up being stripped(literally) of everything, and shipped to an offshore island gulag where other female normas are pressganged into duty as mecha pilots fighting giant, possibly alien, bio-mechanoids that are threatening the paradise. The main character, who starts out as a bigoted pampered brat(think Tom Cruise's arrogant character in Edge of Tomorrow) has to deal with being low girl on the totem, hammered repeatedly that there is no hope in their society, held directly responsible for the deaths of several comrades, betrayed, manipulated, and abused repeatedly(including by her teammates), while fighting to stay alive, and it's NOT a nice world(one teammate who's been wiped from public existence discovers her mother had another daughter to erase the traumatic shame of bearing a norma, and that the little brat has learned already to parrot the social line that normas are lower than dirt).

It's kinda like if the Coalition States were magic and made mundanes the whipping boys and sewer hogs of society.

[taalismn]

[ I REALY hate those people. The funny thing is, they themselves are the very monsters they clam the normas are. I also have to not blame them. That's all they've been taught. It's the higher ups that most likely know better but keep the things as they are. And also, aren't normas just like a negapsychics? They cancel out all their magic. And, yes, please to a fallow up on this!

It's not entirely clear if the normas are negapsychics or just regular mundanes who can't turn on a mana light switch. Admittedly, Ange DOES shatter chains meant to keep a 'mana' imprisoned, but that could be just plain good combat skillz, otherwise she'd be disrupting mana systems left and right(and the normas would twig to using that as a retribution tactic).

[SRoss]

"Let it go,'
Let it go-"

The white-cloaked Cold Weather Offense Squad members stared at the distant white-haired woman, dancing and completely oblivious to her audience.
"What the hell do you suppose that is?"
"Sounds like some sort of musical silliness. Not our problem."
"But she mig-Woah! Did she just create a freaking CASTLE out of thin air?!"
"DEFINITELY not our problem. Let's just move along and leave the crazy dancing singing castle-making lady alone. I wanna finish this patrol and get back to base in time for my soaps..."

Meanwhile an E.B.S.I.S. patrol in Siberia encounters Patrick Stewart dancing in his long johns.

"Make it so, make it so-"

EBSIS Officer: "Men we will now be with the running away and reporting that Ice Guard are using the psychological warfare on us!!!"

[taalismn]

[

Meanwhile an E.B.S.I.S. patrol in Siberia encounters Patrick Stewart dancing in his long johns.

"Make it so, make it so-"

EBSIS Officer: "Men we will now be with the running away and reporting that Ice Guard are using the psychological warfare on us!!!"

Brain bleach please. It was bad enough in ST: NG when they implied he was buckass naked.

[SRoss]

Meanwhile ... at Tactical Corps HQ...

"Let me get this strait, you WANT a transfer to Ice Guard?"

"Yes sir."

"All this because you saw some weird singing blond chick?"

"No, it's the OTHER thing..."

Flashback

The Cold Weather Offense Squad, standing in the snow watching the musical castle building...

Olaf: (Appearing next to the Sargent, whispering in his ear) "She's crazy..."

[Alpha 11]

[ I REALY hate those people. The funny thing is, they themselves are the very monsters they clam the normas are. I also have to not blame them. That's all they've been taught. It's the higher ups that most likely know better but keep the things as they are. And also, aren't normas just like a negapsychics? They cancel out all their magic. And, yes, please to a fallow up on this!

It's not entirely clear if the normas are negapsychics or just regular mundanes who can't turn on a mana light switch. Admittedly, Ange DOES shatter chains meant to keep a 'mana' imprisoned, but that could be just plain good combat skillz, otherwise she'd be disrupting mana systems left and right(and the normas would twig to using that as a retribution tactic).

I think they can only disrupt the mana they can manifest. Which we see from a norma baby in the first episode. We also see normas riding in crafts that only the "regular" humans can operate. So I think it is quite clear how it works. If a mana human uses puts up a barrier or throws an attack at a norma, it doesn't work. The norma just cancels it out as soon as it touches them. But for the machines, they are most likely fueled by the mana user. They are the gas that runs it. Or they might be the "key", to start the magic engine. Either way, a norma seems to be able to touch someone who can drive it and it not affect it. So it looks like as long as they can't touch the mana flow/interrupt it, a vehicle will work with them around, along with other such devices that are built that way.

[Alpha 11]

"Um, sir... Er, remember that world with all those penguins who worshiped Pen Pen?"

"Yes, What about it?"

"Well sir in our haste to evacuate, we may have lost a couple of guns."

"So what! What could happen?"

Meanwhile, on the far side of the gate...

not familiar with that one..

Cross Ange.
It's a Female Mecha Pilot anime with scanty-uniform fanservice, but a real twisted dark storyline. Essentially a utopian Earth where everybody knows how to manipulate 'mana'(PPE?) to power society...Everybody except the Normas, who are muggles/mundanes, and are treated lower than burakumin in society. The title character was a princess/heir-apparent to a kingdom, until it's discovered on her ascension day that her mother and father were hiding the fact that she's a norma. Cue one sinister coup orchestrated by her conniving brother and venomous little sister, an imprisoned(later executed) father, and a mother who fatally takes a bullet for the princess, and she ends up being stripped(literally) of everything, and shipped to an offshore island gulag where other female normas are pressganged into duty as mecha pilots fighting giant, possibly alien, bio-mechanoids that are threatening the paradise. The main character, who starts out as a bigoted pampered brat(think Tom Cruise's arrogant character in Edge of Tomorrow) has to deal with being low girl on the totem, hammered repeatedly that there is no hope in their society, held directly responsible for the deaths of several comrades, betrayed, manipulated, and abused repeatedly(including by her teammates), while fighting to stay alive, and it's NOT a nice world(one teammate who's been wiped from public existence discovers her mother had another daughter to erase the traumatic shame of bearing a norma, and that the little brat has learned already to parrot the social line that normas are lower than dirt).

It's kinda like if the Coalition States were magic and made mundanes the whipping boys and sewer hogs of society.

Nice summery of it so far. Though it now looks like she is going to try and burn it all down now.

"Let it go,'
Let it go-"

The white-cloaked Cold Weather Offense Squad members stared at the distant white-haired woman, dancing and completely oblivious to her audience.
"What the hell do you suppose that is?"
"Sounds like some sort of musical silliness. Not our problem."
"But she mig-Woah! Did she just create a freaking CASTLE out of thin air?!"
"DEFINITELY not our problem. Let's just move along and leave the crazy dancing singing castle-making lady alone. I wanna finish this patrol and get back to base in time for my soaps..."

Meanwhile an E.B.S.I.S. patrol in Siberia encounters Patrick Stewart dancing in his long johns.

"Make it so, make it so-"

EBSIS Officer: "Men we will now be with the running away and reporting that Ice Guard are using the psychological warfare on us!!!"

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Meanwhile an E.B.S.I.S. patrol in Siberia encounters Patrick Stewart dancing in his long johns.

"Make it so, make it so-"

EBSIS Officer: "Men we will now be with the running away and reporting that Ice Guard are using the psychological warfare on us!!!"

Brain bleach please. It was bad enough in ST: NG when they implied he was buckass naked.

Which episode was that?

Meanwhile ... at Tactical Corps HQ...

"Let me get this strait, you WANT a transfer to Ice Guard?"

"Yes sir."

"All this because you saw some weird singing blond chick?"

"No, it's the OTHER thing..."

Flashback

The Cold Weather Offense Squad, standing in the snow watching the musical castle building...

Olaf: (Appearing next to the Sargent, whispering in his ear) "She's crazy..."

[taalismn]

Which episode was that?:

The one where he gets captured by the Cardassians and they attempt to break and brainwash him, old-style(humiliation,beating, sensory deprivation, endless repetition, apologetic sadistic captor, etc.) ... "There are THREE lights!"

[Zer0 Kay]

Which episode was that?:

The one where he gets captured by the Cardassians and they attempt to break and brainwash him, old-style(humiliation,beating, sensory deprivation, endless repetition, apologetic sadistic captor, etc.) ... "There are THREE lights!"

WAIT are the Cardassians Bene Gesserit witches? You just missed the sex part for imprinting.

[taalismn]

Which episode was that?:

The one where he gets captured by the Cardassians and they attempt to break and brainwash him, old-style(humiliation,beating, sensory deprivation, endless repetition, apologetic sadistic captor, etc.) ... "There are THREE lights!"

WAIT are the Cardassians Bene Gesserit witches? You just missed the sex part for imprinting.

Come on, ZK, this isn't a slash-fic!

[Alpha 11]

Which episode was that?:

The one where he gets captured by the Cardassians and they attempt to break and brainwash him, old-style(humiliation,beating, sensory deprivation, endless repetition, apologetic sadistic captor, etc.) ... "There are THREE lights!"

I thought that was the one, but they way you said it made me think there was another one. And that was a good 2 parter.

Which episode was that?:

The one where he gets captured by the Cardassians and they attempt to break and brainwash him, old-style(humiliation,beating, sensory deprivation, endless repetition, apologetic sadistic captor, etc.) ... "There are THREE lights!"

WAIT are the Cardassians Bene Gesserit witches? You just missed the sex part for imprinting.

Ahhh..., no.

Which episode was that?:

The one where he gets captured by the Cardassians and they attempt to break and brainwash him, old-style(humiliation,beating, sensory deprivation, endless repetition, apologetic sadistic captor, etc.) ... "There are THREE lights!"

WAIT are the Cardassians Bene Gesserit witches? You just missed the sex part for imprinting.

Come on, ZK, this isn't a slash-fic!

Agree.

[SRoss]

SRoss: "Ottawa's going to be hit by a Santa Bomb over Christmas!!! Thanks Khyron!!!"