Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[SRoss]

Edwards: "That's it I'm outa here!!!"

Kyle: "Take me with you!"

Lang: "Quick gentlemen! Us my experimental teleport booth!"

taalimn: "So um, where'd you send them?"

Meanwhile, on Macross Island, orbiting Pluto...

Seegundo: "Welcome to Ice Guard!!! Hope you enjoy your stay!!!"

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "What the he --?!"
Kyle: "That's the last time I'm listening to you!!"

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "Finally...the day OFF..."
Kyle: "Yes!! We can go home and have turkey!!"
Edwards: "Kyle...why is that turkey looking at us funny??"
Kyle: "Oh, NO. NOT AGAIN!!"
Turkey: **Gobble, gobble...**
Kyle and Edwards:

[Alpha 11]

(In the cafeteria...)

Edwards: "I hate this job...I swear..."
Kyle: "They're not gonna listen...so...did you look to see what's the specialty, today?"
Edwards: "Nope. Don't wanna know. It'll probably try to eat us..."
Kyle: "Let's see...eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww..."
Edwards: "Tuna Pinapple Salad Surprise?!"

"You know,' familiarity breeds contempt'?"
"Do I look stupid, you arrogant little twerp? Of course I know it! What does it have to do with our situation?"
"Ignoring the unsolicited side- order of snark, I'm suggesting that if the tuna, the mascot, and the pineapple, or any combination thereof, spend enough time in conjunction, they could possibly turn on each other, canceling each other out."
"That's a long shot, given our past experience."
"True, but thin ray of hope better than nothing, no?"

Or all 3 could just come after you.

Kyle: "Is it me...or is The Mascot on the lunch line serving the food?"
Edwards: "I'm not hungry, anymore..."
Kyle: "You had to do it on ME??"
Edwards: "Sorry..."

Edwards: "That's it I'm outa here!!!"

Kyle: "Take me with you!"

Lang: "Quick gentlemen! Us my experimental teleport booth!"

taalimn: "So um, where'd you send them?"

Meanwhile, on Macross Island, orbiting Pluto...

Seegundo: "Welcome to Ice Guard!!! Hope you enjoy your stay!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "What the he --?!"
Kyle: "That's the last time I'm listening to you!!"

Edwards: "Finally...the day OFF..."
Kyle: "Yes!! We can go home and have turkey!!"
Edwards: "Kyle...why is that turkey looking at us funny??"
Kyle: "Oh, NO. NOT AGAIN!!"
Turkey: **Gobble, gobble...**
Kyle and Edwards:

[taalismn]

"Scott, what sort of MRE flavor is 'Soylent Edwards'?"
"The worst kind, Rand."

[Alpha 11]

"Scott, what sort of MRE flavor is 'Soylent Edwards'?"
"The worst kind, Rand."

[taalismn]

"Well, at least we get a few days off from school for Thanksgiving! You got anything to be grateful for, Dana?"
"Yeah, that I can get some NORMALITY for a few days."

[Arnie100]

"NORMALTY?? In THIS place?!"

[Alpha 11]

"Well, at least we get a few days off from school for Thanksgiving! You got anything to be grateful for, Dana?"
"Yeah, that I can get some NORMALITY for a few days."

"NORMALTY?? In THIS place?!"

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "Wanna soda, Kyle?"
Kyle: "Uh-uh...those machines are looking at us funny!"
Edwards: "On the other hand..."

(Suddenly a mob of students come running down the hallways...as soda cans fly everywhere)

"They've gone CRAZY!!!"
"I swear I'll never drink another soda! Don't hurt me!!"
"AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!"
SAVVVVEEEE MMMMMMMMEEEEEE!!"

Edwards: "I'm going home."
Kyle: "Good idea!"

[taalismn]

"Sir, we're looking at a potential bloodbath situation with the vending machine uprising."
"Announce that it's the midterm exam. 'Surviving an alien invasion using innocuous terrestrial machines as proxies'. Those who pass not only survive, they get to go home for the holidays."
"So we're recycling the 'Robotech 3000' scenario?"
"If it gets us back on theme, yes, we are."

[SRoss]

"Sir, we're looking at a potential bloodbath situation with the vending machine uprising."
"Announce that it's the midterm exam. 'Surviving an alien invasion using innocuous terrestrial machines as proxies'. Those who pass not only survive, they get to go home for the holidays."
"So we're recycling the 'Robotech 3000' scenario?"
"If it gets us back on theme, yes, we are."

Nova: (Popping on her AC/DC Mp3, holding a minigun, staring down vending machines) "I came to kick ass and chew gum. Guess what I just ran out of..."

[taalismn]

Yeah, Nova kinda took the orders to 'infiltrate the school and not appear any different from the rest of the student body" by coming in black leather as the 'Bad Girl'.
"Hey, how many other opportunities am I going to get in my life to be a juvenile delinquent?"

Thus, nobody is surprised when she hauls a mini-gun out of her school locker. In fact, they wonder why she didn't have one in her gym bag.

[SRoss]

"You mean like Marie, when she went down to the fashion district?"

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "Wanna soda, Kyle?"
Kyle: "Uh-uh...those machines are looking at us funny!"
Edwards: "On the other hand..."

(Suddenly a mob of students come running down the hallways...as soda cans fly everywhere)

"They've gone CRAZY!!!"
"I swear I'll never drink another soda! Don't hurt me!!"
"AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!"
SAVVVVEEEE MMMMMMMMEEEEEE!!"

Edwards: "I'm going home."
Kyle: "Good idea!"

"Sir, we're looking at a potential bloodbath situation with the vending machine uprising."
"Announce that it's the midterm exam. 'Surviving an alien invasion using innocuous terrestrial machines as proxies'. Those who pass not only survive, they get to go home for the holidays."
"So we're recycling the 'Robotech 3000' scenario?"
"If it gets us back on theme, yes, we are."

"Sir, we're looking at a potential bloodbath situation with the vending machine uprising."
"Announce that it's the midterm exam. 'Surviving an alien invasion using innocuous terrestrial machines as proxies'. Those who pass not only survive, they get to go home for the holidays."
"So we're recycling the 'Robotech 3000' scenario?"
"If it gets us back on theme, yes, we are."

Nova: (Popping on her AC/DC Mp3, holding a minigun, staring down vending machines) "I came to kick ass and chew gum. Guess what I just ran out of..."

Yeah, Nova kinda took the orders to 'infiltrate the school and not appear any different from the rest of the student body" by coming in black leather as the 'Bad Girl'.
"Hey, how many other opportunities am I going to get in my life to be a juvenile delinquent?"

Thus, nobody is surprised when she hauls a mini-gun out of her school locker. In fact, they wonder why she didn't have one in her gym bag.

"You mean like Marie, when she went down to the fashion district?"

Love that part!

[SRoss]

Anime Fighting 101...

"And what did we learn in THAT scene boys and girls?"

Annie: (Raising Hand) "Nut shots work against monsters!"

[Arnie100]

Anime Fighting 101...

"And what did we learn in THAT scene boys and girls?"

Annie: (Raising Hand) "Nut shots work against monsters!"

Rand:: "Uhm; yes, Annie...but what if they don't have any...ahem...nuts?"
Annie: "Then you beat the crap out of them and then take them home and they become your new Mr. Snuggles!"
Rand: "Oh, boy..."

[taalismn]

"And what else did we learn about fighting the anime way?"
"Ah, there is a direct correspondence between the size of a young girl's eyes and the size of the bludgeon she can haul out of her personal hammerspace?"
(facepalm)"...ah, yes...but that wasn't what I had in mind..."

[guardiandashi]

"And what else did we learn about fighting the anime way?"
"Ah, there is a direct correspondence between the size of a young girl's eyes and the size of the bludgeon she can haul out of her personal hammerspace?"
(facepalm)"...ah, yes...but that wasn't what I had in mind..."

Sarah: Umm Vending machines are not invulnerable to strategic application of large amounts of concentrated force? And you have to watch out for the beverage ones as they can explode if the containers and refrigeration systems get punctured?

[taalismn]

"Ah...'More Missiles are Better'?"

[Alpha 11]

Anime Fighting 101...

"And what did we learn in THAT scene boys and girls?"

Annie: (Raising Hand) "Nut shots work against monsters!"

Anime Fighting 101...

"And what did we learn in THAT scene boys and girls?"

Annie: (Raising Hand) "Nut shots work against monsters!"

Rand:: "Uhm; yes, Annie...but what if they don't have any...ahem...nuts?"
Annie: "Then you beat the crap out of them and then take them home and they become your new Mr. Snuggles!"
Rand: "Oh, boy..."

"And what else did we learn about fighting the anime way?"
"Ah, there is a direct correspondence between the size of a young girl's eyes and the size of the bludgeon she can haul out of her personal hammerspace?"
(facepalm)"...ah, yes...but that wasn't what I had in mind..."

"And what else did we learn about fighting the anime way?"
"Ah, there is a direct correspondence between the size of a young girl's eyes and the size of the bludgeon she can haul out of her personal hammerspace?"
(facepalm)"...ah, yes...but that wasn't what I had in mind..."

Sarah: Umm Vending machines are not invulnerable to strategic application of large amounts of concentrated force? And you have to watch out for the beverage ones as they can explode if the containers and refrigeration systems get punctured?

"Ah...'More Missiles are Better'?"

[SRoss]

Lang: "If you have an uber dangerous prototype mecha, It will likely end up in the hands of some snot-nosed emo kid."

Shinji: "Hey!"

[Arnie100]

Lang: "If you have an uber dangerous prototype mecha, It will likely end up in the hands of some snot-nosed emo kid."

Shinji: "Hey!"

Annie: "What about me!! I know how to fly!!"
Prototype Mecha: "AAAIIEEEEEEEE!!!" (Takes off under its own power and self-destructs)
Annie: "Oh, poo..."
Lang: "Back to the drawing hoard..."

[taalismn]

"If you find out that the enemy pilot trying to kill you is of the opposite gender, it means you've just met your soulmate?"
"...not all of us have your family's unique history, Miss Sterling..."

[Alpha 11]

Lang: "If you have an uber dangerous prototype mecha, It will likely end up in the hands of some snot-nosed emo kid."

Shinji: "Hey!"

Lang: "If you have an uber dangerous prototype mecha, It will likely end up in the hands of some snot-nosed emo kid."

Shinji: "Hey!"

Annie: "What about me!! I know how to fly!!"
Prototype Mecha: "AAAIIEEEEEEEE!!!" (Takes off under its own power and self-destructs)
Annie: "Oh, poo..."
Lang: "Back to the drawing hoard..."

"If you find out that the enemy pilot trying to kill you is of the opposite gender, it means you've just met your soulmate?"
"...not all of us have your family's unique history, Miss Sterling..."

[Arnie100]

"So what else did we learn in Anime Fighting 101, class?"
"If there are any large, dangerous animals, we call Annie?"
"If the BSS can't handle the situation, absolutely!"

[taalismn]

"Ah, Never Make Your Civilization Dependent on an Easily Lost or Misplaced Alien Energy Source?"
"Combat, Mister Zor! Not Economics!"

[Chronicler]

"Ah, Never Make Your Civilization Dependent on an Easily Lost or Misplaced Alien Energy Source?"
"Combat, Mister Zor! Not Economics!"

Student: "Yeah, but what drives war?"

Zor: "Thank you."

[Alpha 11]

"So what else did we learn in Anime Fighting 101, class?"
"If there are any large, dangerous animals, we call Annie?"
"If the BSS can't handle the situation, absolutely!"

"Ah, Never Make Your Civilization Dependent on an Easily Lost or Misplaced Alien Energy Source?"
"Combat, Mister Zor! Not Economics!"

"Ah, Never Make Your Civilization Dependent on an Easily Lost or Misplaced Alien Energy Source?"
"Combat, Mister Zor! Not Economics!"

Student: "Yeah, but what drives war?"

Zor: "Thank you."

[taalismn]

"Any way, what other lessons are important and basic to Anime Combat."
"Ah, TEST any weapons system before deploying it at the operational level?"
"Don't attempt to operate any military vehicle you have no previous experience in."
"Like that ever stopped you, Amuro."

[Arnie100]

"Send out Mauve Squadron on any dangerous, suicidal missions with no chance of success before us?"
"Good use of critical thinking skills."

[taalismn]

"In planning your galactic war campaign, design and designate at least one design of mecha or ship as 'cannonfodder grade'."
"*koff-koff* ...brown veritechs..."
"And if you're really lucky, even if they don't win you the war, they become fan model hobbyist favorites."
"*koff-koff* ...Zakus..."

[Alpha 11]

"Any way, what other lessons are important and basic to Anime Combat."
"Ah, TEST any weapons system before deploying it at the operational level?"
"Don't attempt to operate any military vehicle you have no previous experience in."
"Like that ever stopped you, Amuro."

"Send out Mauve Squadron on any dangerous, suicidal missions with no chance of success before us?"
"Good use of critical thinking skills."

"In planning your galactic war campaign, design and designate at least one design of mecha or ship as 'cannonfodder grade'."
"*koff-koff* ...brown veritechs..."
"And if you're really lucky, even if they don't win you the war, they become fan model hobbyist favorites."
"*koff-koff* ...Zakus..."

[SRoss]

Breetai: "Chicks dig the mask." (Get's a high-five from Char)

Edwards: "That hasn't been my experience."

Char: "Yeah, well yours is just a cheap knockoff of the noble enemy turned ally's!" (Get's a high-five from Breetai)

[taalismn]

"Edwards, you're just angry somebody hacked your optical nerve implant to play non-stop, round-the-clock, evangelical megachurch video."

[SRoss]

Char: "THE POWER OF TOM JONES COMPELS YOU!!!"

#50,000 GIGAWATTS OF RAW NAKED POWER!!!#

Edwards: "Ow..."

BSS Sargent: "DON'T JUST SIT THERE!!! GET THOSE ASHES TO THE CLONING CHAMBER! MOVE IT!!! MOVE IT!!!"

[taalismn]

"We may have accidentally mingled his DNA with molecules of coffee-cake swept up from the floor in the process of recovering his remains."
"I'm almost afraid to askl....And this affects the cloning process HOW?"
"He's permanently wired for caffiene on the genetic level..he can't sleep, he's irritable, he's hyperactive.."
"So, he's just as annoying a rude busybody as he was before, right?"
"Right."

[Arnie100]

Kyle: "So he's still an @$$?"
"Yep...
Edwards: : "Hey!" I can be a nice guy!"
Kyle: "Name ONE instance...I DARE you!"

[Alpha 11]

Breetai: "Chicks dig the mask." (Get's a high-five from Char)

Edwards: "That hasn't been my experience."

Char: "Yeah, well yours is just a cheap knockoff of the noble enemy turned ally's!" (Get's a high-five from Breetai)

"Edwards, you're just angry somebody hacked your optical nerve implant to play non-stop, round-the-clock, evangelical megachurch video."

Char: "THE POWER OF TOM JONES COMPELS YOU!!!"

#50,000 GIGAWATTS OF RAW NAKED POWER!!!#

Edwards: "Ow..."

BSS Sargent: "DON'T JUST SIT THERE!!! GET THOSE ASHES TO THE CLONING CHAMBER! MOVE IT!!! MOVE IT!!!"

"We may have accidentally mingled his DNA with molecules of coffee-cake swept up from the floor in the process of recovering his remains."
"I'm almost afraid to askl....And this affects the cloning process HOW?"
"He's permanently wired for caffiene on the genetic level..he can't sleep, he's irritable, he's hyperactive.."
"So, he's just as annoying a rude busybody as he was before, right?"
"Right."

Kyle: "So he's still an @$$?"
"Yep...
Edwards: : "Hey!" I can be a nice guy!"
Kyle: "Name ONE instance...I DARE you!"

[taalismn]

Kyle: "So he's still an @$$?"
"Yep...
Edwards: : "Hey!" I can be a nice guy!"
Kyle: "Name ONE instance...I DARE you!"

"Your alternate universe selves don't count."
"And already you're hamstringing me, you bastard."

[Arnie100]

(Inside Anime Psychology 101...)

"What did we learn today, boys and girls?"
"Once an @$$, always an @$$?"
"Very observant!!"

[thorr-kan]

Kyle: "So he's still an @$$?"
"Yep...
Edwards: : "Hey!" I can be a nice guy!"
Kyle: "Name ONE instance...I DARE you!"

"Your alternate universe selves don't count."
"And already you're hamstringing me, you bastard."

Earth 666 Edwards: "You keep me outta this, you deviant SOB! We're trying to maintain POSITIVE RELATIONS here!"

[taalismn]

"And what have we learned in 'Introduction to Anime Technology'?"
"Coolness Triumphs Over Reality."
"Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology Will Fail You at a Dramatic Moment. The More Sophisticated the Technology, the Greater the Dramatic Fail."
"Technology is Measured by the Power of the BFGs Made Possible With It."
"The emotional drama of two young people will be heavier than the two-hundred-foot-tall giant robot running around."
"Attacks made with advanced technology are more powerful if you call them out."

[Alpha 11]

Kyle: "So he's still an @$$?"
"Yep...
Edwards: : "Hey!" I can be a nice guy!"
Kyle: "Name ONE instance...I DARE you!"

"Your alternate universe selves don't count."
"And already you're hamstringing me, you bastard."

(Inside Anime Psychology 101...)

"What did we learn today, boys and girls?"
"Once an @$$, always an @$$?"
"Very observant!!"

Kyle: "So he's still an @$$?"
"Yep...
Edwards: : "Hey!" I can be a nice guy!"
Kyle: "Name ONE instance...I DARE you!"

"Your alternate universe selves don't count."
"And already you're hamstringing me, you bastard."

Earth 666 Edwards: "You keep me outta this, you deviant SOB! We're trying to maintain POSITIVE RELATIONS here!"

"And what have we learned in 'Introduction to Anime Technology'?"
"Coolness Triumphs Over Reality."
"Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology Will Fail You at a Dramatic Moment. The More Sophisticated the Technology, the Greater the Dramatic Fail."
"Technology is Measured by the Power of the BFGs Made Possible With It."
"The emotional drama of two young people will be heavier than the two-hundred-foot-tall giant robot running around."
"Attacks made with advanced technology are more powerful if you call them out."

[taalismn]

"The red button is tucked under a locked cover for a reason."
"When parts of an enemy ship start opening up and rearranging themselves is a sign to get as far away as possible."

[Arnie100]

"If it says "Don't Touch", find someone expendable and let them..."
"Excellent!! We ARE learning!"

[taalismn]

"The easiest way to get somebody to test something potentially dangerous is to tell everybody 'under circumstances is anybody to use this!'. It will subsequently be used at the first opportunity."

[Arnie100]

BBBBBBBBOOOMMMMMMMMMM

"See, class? Never fails."

[taalismn]

Lang: "Yep, always do that when I can't get approval for animal testing."