Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:20 am

"Wait, we're paying for our own books?! This is HIGH SCHOOL, not college! Doesn't the public school system subsidize our educational material?"
"The subsidy is going into damage control and repair."
"But I thought our school was doing double-duty in training first responders in damage assessment and control?"
"That was before they realized they'd have to have EOD or xenobiology specialists come in on every incident."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:45 pm

"We have to get the budget from SOMEWHERE."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 7:17 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"We have to get the budget from SOMEWHERE."

"We have decided, upon review, to sell some of you for medical experimentation."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:08 pm

ANIME Fighting 101

"Ok class! You're fighting a brutal war and want to bring peace. What do you do?"

Minmei: "I si..."

Bellri Zenam: (Putting up his hand) "Competitive dance off."

Starlord: (High fives Bellri) "@#$% A!!!" :bandit:

Minmei & Ange:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:59 pm

"Striptease."
"That's STARTED just as many wars as stopped them, in my experience."

guardiandashi · Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:08 pm

SRoss wrote:
ANIME Fighting 101

"Ok class! You're fighting a brutal war and want to bring peace. What do you do?"

Minmei: "I si..."

Bellri Zenam: (Putting up his hand) "Competitive dance off."

Starlord: (High fives Bellri) "@#$% A!!!"

Minmei & Ange:

Sarah, "hand grenade juggling contest?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:36 pm

taalismn wrote:"Striptease."
"That's STARTED just as many wars as stopped them, in my experience."

"Depends on who does the striptease..."
Minmei: "What about --"
"Everybody knows what YOU look like..."
Minmei: "HEEEEEYYY...:
"All those pics you took..."
Minmei: "Wait...WHAT PICS?!"
Kyle: "Uh Oh..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:19 am

taalismn wrote:"Wait, we're paying for our own books?! This is HIGH SCHOOL, not college! Doesn't the public school system subsidize our educational material?"
"The subsidy is going into damage control and repair."
"But I thought our school was doing double-duty in training first responders in damage assessment and control?"
"That was before they realized they'd have to have EOD or xenobiology specialists come in on every incident."

Arnie100 wrote:"We have to get the budget from SOMEWHERE."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"We have to get the budget from SOMEWHERE."

"We have decided, upon review, to sell some of you for medical experimentation."

SRoss wrote:
ANIME Fighting 101

"Ok class! You're fighting a brutal war and want to bring peace. What do you do?"

Minmei: "I si..."

Bellri Zenam: (Putting up his hand) "Competitive dance off."

Starlord: (High fives Bellri) "@#$% A!!!"

Minmei & Ange:

taalismn wrote:"Striptease."
"That's STARTED just as many wars as stopped them, in my experience."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:19 am

guardiandashi wrote:
SRoss wrote:
ANIME Fighting 101

"Ok class! You're fighting a brutal war and want to bring peace. What do you do?"

Minmei: "I si..."

Bellri Zenam: (Putting up his hand) "Competitive dance off."

Starlord: (High fives Bellri) "@#$% A!!!"

Minmei & Ange:

Sarah, "hand grenade juggling contest?"

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Striptease."
"That's STARTED just as many wars as stopped them, in my experience."

"Depends on who does the striptease..."
Minmei: "What about --"
"Everybody knows what YOU look like..."
Minmei: "HEEEEEYYY...:
"All those pics you took..."
Minmei: "Wait...WHAT PICS?!"
Kyle: "Uh Oh..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:48 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Striptease."
"That's STARTED just as many wars as stopped them, in my experience."

"Depends on who does the striptease..."
Minmei: "What about --"
"Everybody knows what YOU look like..."
Minmei: "HEEEEEYYY...:
"All those pics you took..."
Minmei: "Wait...WHAT PICS?!"
Kyle: "Uh Oh..."

"Congratulations Kyle! You've just reached Avīci!"

glitterboy2098 · Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:25 pm

Student: "i heard once that a striptease managed to end a major riot"
Lancer: "It was just that one time! why does everyone keep bringing it up?!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 5:46 pm

"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."

Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:16 pm

"Well...have you seen some of the Sailor Moon outfits?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:21 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Well...have you seen some of the Sailor Moon outfits?"

"SETSUNA!!!!!!!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:21 pm

Lancer: "Don't look at me...I never wore any of THOSE outfits.." (Quickly vaporizes Salor Moon outfit with an H-90)

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:08 am

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Striptease."
"That's STARTED just as many wars as stopped them, in my experience."

"Depends on who does the striptease..."
Minmei: "What about --"
"Everybody knows what YOU look like..."
Minmei: "HEEEEEYYY...:
"All those pics you took..."
Minmei: "Wait...WHAT PICS?!"
Kyle: "Uh Oh..."

"Congratulations Kyle! You've just reached Avīci!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:Student: "i heard once that a striptease managed to end a major riot"
Lancer: "It was just that one time! why does everyone keep bringing it up?!"

SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."

Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"

Arnie100 wrote:"Well...have you seen some of the Sailor Moon outfits?"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Well...have you seen some of the Sailor Moon outfits?"

"SETSUNA!!!!!!!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Lancer: "Don't look at me...I never wore any of THOSE outfits.." (Quickly vaporizes Salor Moon outfit with an H-90)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:01 pm

"Ever have that nightmare where you show up to work nakid? Well Salia's nightmare is showing up to class in her Magical Girl outfit. Except this time she's standing next to Magical Girl Dana..."

*Surprisingly, no one has ever done an illo of Dana in a Magical Girl outfit.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:16 pm

Dana: "Maybe I'll meet more men this way..."
Nova: "Doubt it."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:09 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Maybe I'll meet more men this way..."
Nova: "Doubt it."

Marie: "If anything, it will scare them away....Outfit like that's a pre-emptive restraining order declaration of 'do not enter this space'."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:44 pm

SRoss wrote:"Ever have that nightmare where you show up to work nakid? Well Salia's nightmare is showing up to class in her Magical Girl outfit. Except this time she's standing next to Magical Girl Dana..."

*Surprisingly, no one has ever done an illo of Dana in a Magical Girl outfit.

Should I be glad that last party hasn't happen yet, or sad?

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Maybe I'll meet more men this way..."
Nova: "Doubt it."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Maybe I'll meet more men this way..."
Nova: "Doubt it."

Marie: "If anything, it will scare them away....Outfit like that's a pre-emptive restraining order declaration of 'do not enter this space'."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:40 pm

"Principle, why don't you talk about your family?"
"Because I'm trying to protect them."
"I don't understand."
"Given what goes on here on a daily basis, I don't want my family finding out about what I do here. I especially don't want anybody associated with the school or with a grudge against the school perhaps targeting my family and my relations in some cross-eyed attempt at getting back at me for some imagined slight. I'll tell you this much: I have a brother, who, the last I heard, had some prestigious posting in the military...so prestigious and important that I haven't heard from him in over three years, almost to the point where we thought he was dead. But apparently his work is so important that he's virtually incommunicado. That sort of work I don't want to have jeopardized on account of a few hotheads around here."
"That's rather...enlightened and courageously self-sacrificing, Principle Jones."
"I think of it as doing my part."

(with a nod to Kargan3033 who started BOTH Monument City Highschool #69 and Ice Guard)

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:30 pm

taalismn wrote:"Principle, why don't you talk about your family?"
"Because I'm trying to protect them."
"I don't understand."
"Given what goes on here on a daily basis, I don't want my family finding out about what I do here. I especially don't want anybody associated with the school or with a grudge against the school perhaps targeting my family and my relations in some cross-eyed attempt at getting back at me for some imagined slight. I'll tell you this much: I have a brother, who, the last I heard, had some prestigious posting in the military...so prestigious and important that I haven't heard from him in over three years, almost to the point where we thought he was dead. But apparently his work is so important that he's virtually incommunicado. That sort of work I don't want to have jeopardized on account of a few hotheads around here."
"That's rather...enlightened and courageously self-sacrificing, Principle Jones."
"I think of it as doing my part."

(with a nod to Kargan3033 who started BOTH Monument City Highschool #69 and Ice Guard)

Ya, because he's in the Ice Guard.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:31 am

Yeah, and neither one of them's going to tell each other or their family that they're both effectively in charge of gulags....

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 12:30 am

taalismn wrote:Yeah, and neither one of them's going to tell each other or their family that they're both effectively in charge of gulags....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:13 pm

Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Yeah, and neither one of them's going to tell each other or their family that they're both effectively in charge of gulags....

And the few letters either can get to the other are so heavily (censored) that they're lucky to get more than a few conjunctions out of the entire page.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:08 pm

"What IS this?! Its all blacked out!"
"Wait...there's ONE word...help."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:27 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"What IS this?! Its all blacked out!"
"Wait...there's ONE word...help."

Military Censor: "Damn...how'd we miss that?"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:49 pm

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Yeah, and neither one of them's going to tell each other or their family that they're both effectively in charge of gulags....

And the few letters either can get to the other are so heavily (censored) that they're lucky to get more than a few conjunctions out of the entire page.

Arnie100 wrote:"What IS this?! Its all blacked out!"
"Wait...there's ONE word...help."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"What IS this?! Its all blacked out!"
"Wait...there's ONE word...help."

Military Censor: "Damn...how'd we miss that?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:57 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Maybe I'll meet more men this way..."
Nova: "Doubt it."

Marie: "If anything, it will scare them away....Outfit like that's a pre-emptive restraining order declaration of 'do not enter this space'."

Sean: "As opposed to Marie's Magical Girl outfit?"

Marie: "Ahem." :mad:

Sean: "What! You're still here!!!" :eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 8:08 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Sean: "As opposed to Marie's Magical Girl outfit?"

Marie: "Ahem."

Sean: "What! You're still here!!!"

Salia hurriedly hides her magic girl outfit in the bottom of her gym back.....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 11:29 pm

"Whose ideas WERE these?!"
"I've a feeling I know...(Stares at 4th Wall)"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 11:33 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Maybe I'll meet more men this way..."
Nova: "Doubt it."

Marie: "If anything, it will scare them away....Outfit like that's a pre-emptive restraining order declaration of 'do not enter this space'."

Sean: "As opposed to Marie's Magical Girl outfit?"

Marie: "Ahem."

Sean: "What! You're still here!!!"

I like that picture.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Sean: "As opposed to Marie's Magical Girl outfit?"

Marie: "Ahem."

Sean: "What! You're still here!!!"

Salia hurriedly hides her magic girl outfit in the bottom of her gym back.....

Arnie100 wrote:"Whose ideas WERE these?!"
"I've a feeling I know...(Stares at 4th Wall)"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:10 pm

Meanwhile... in the Women's Change Room...

Hilda stepped into the steamy shower and reached out for the figure washing herself...

Hilda: "Mmm ... Ange, you've lost weight," (Cupping the girl's breasts) "Especially here..." :twisted:

Nova: (Outside the shower) "Ahem ... Only ONE person per shower stall Hilda!" :evil:

Dana: (In the shower stall) :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:07 pm

Dana:(blinking) "Okay...Unfamiliar ceiling...where am I?"
Nova: "Nurse's office."
Dana: "Okay, I'm going to continue with the theme and go for the goal...WHY am I in the nurse's office?"
Nova: "It was ill-advised of you to try to beat somebody with an electric cattle prod when both of you are covered in nothing but thin sheens of water."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:28 am

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile... in the Women's Change Room...

Hilda stepped into the steamy shower and reached out for the figure washing herself...

Hilda: "Mmm ... Ange, you've lost weight," (Cupping the girl's breasts) "Especially here..."

Nova: (Outside the shower) "Ahem ... Only ONE person per shower stall Hilda!"

Dana: (In the shower stall)

taalismn wrote:Dana:(blinking) "Okay...Unfamiliar ceiling...where am I?"
Nova: "Nurse's office."
Dana: "Okay, I'm going to continue with the theme and go for the goal...WHY am I in the nurse's office?"
Nova: "It was ill-advised of you to try to beat somebody with an electric cattle prod when both of you are covered in nothing but thin sheens of water."

It appeared to be a shocking experience.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:03 am

Alpha 11 wrote:[ It appeared to be a shocking experience.

"Where are you going with that flamethrower?"
"Enforcing our school's 'no-punning' regulation...again."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:40 pm

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[ It appeared to be a shocking experience.

"Where are you going with that flamethrower?"
"Enforcing our schools 'no-punning' regulation...again."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 2:07 pm

How them promethium burns healing?

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:55 pm

taalismn wrote:How them promethium burns healing?

Don't worry, you missed.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 8:42 pm

Sarah: "So, what do you think of the new teacher?"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:02 am

SRoss wrote:Sarah: "So, what do you think of the new teacher?"

When you said that, and had the link, I thought is was for that show. And I was RIGHT! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!! I had some good teachers, but man, I would have LOVED to have one like that. :lol:

And I just loved that intro!

guardiandashi · Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:21 am

Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Sarah: "So, what do you think of the new teacher?"

When you said that, and had the link, I thought is was for that show. And I was RIGHT! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!! I had some good teachers, but man, I would have LOVED to have one like that. And I just loved that intro!

you know the really sick part.. I had characters that that "blob" teacher would be a nice warmup. "mach 20 speed?" why is he so slow?

or you know the "best way" to kill something that fast? saturation bombardment. IE don't give him anywhere to dodge...

I know my char alecia on occasion used vehicles with cfractional ballistic weapons (~10% of C or about mach 88 )

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:29 pm

guardiandashi wrote:[

or you know the "best way" to kill something that fast? saturation bombardment. IE don't give him anywhere to dodge...
)

Flamethrowers, fuel air explosives, fan-lasers, singularity grenades....area of effect weaponry, especially if delivered light speed or greater. You want a nice area of denial...

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:32 pm

SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."

Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"

Salamandinay?

Do I really want to know?, well I guess I do since I'm posting to this seething, writhing mass of chaotic insanity.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:08 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."

Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"

Salamandinay?

Do I really want to know?, well I guess I do since I'm posting to this seething, writhing mass of chaotic insanity.

Salamandinay

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:20 pm

SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."

Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"

Salamandinay?

Do I really want to know?, well I guess I do since I'm posting to this seething, writhing mass of chaotic insanity.

Salamandinay

I see the blind man said to his deaf wife as his crippled kids ran up to him.

Typical Ice Gaurd Trooper to the newbies, " You knew the job was wierd when you took it. "

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:15 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:[
Typical Ice Gaurd Trooper to the newbies, " You knew the job was wierd when you took it. "

Ice Guard as yet has no official presence at MCHS#69, though it's been hinted that the current principle is Major Jones' brother, and that various members of the IG have served as instructors before being sent into exile at IG, or else have defected/run BACK to Ice Guard(where it's arguably safer).
Though they ARE wondering how the mutant arctic wolverines made the transition to warmer climes so freakin' fast.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:50 pm

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[
Typical Ice Gaurd Trooper to the newbies, " You knew the job was wierd when you took it. "

Ice Guard as yet has no official presence at MCHS#69, though it's been hinted that the current principle is Major Jones' brother, and that various members of the IG have served as instructors before being sent into exile at IG, or else have defected/run BACK to Ice Guard(where it's arguably safer).
Though they ARE wondering how the mutant arctic wolverines made the transition to warmer climes so freakin' fast.

Well it could be that some Newbie UEG inspector did a review of the IG and found that they were lacking a real edcuation and send them to MCHS#69 for remedal education. :eek:

Maybe that's the reason why they got sent to The Warm while the UEG/UEDF/ASC tried to purge the IG base due there the sheer number of nearly world ending screw ups but for some reason the Cleaner teams are never heard from again while the IG is geting their education.

So after a large number of Clear teams go M.I.A. at the IG the UEG big wigs send the IG back to their base in the hopes that whatever got the Cleaner teams can be contained by the IG and when the IG return to base who knows who or WHAT they will find at their base.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:53 pm

"Okay, who forgot to clean out the fridge before we left for the Warm?"
"Dude, the whole frickin' ARCTIC CIRCLE'S a fridge!!!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:10 am

guardiandashi wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Sarah: "So, what do you think of the new teacher?"

When you said that, and had the link, I thought is was for that show. And I was RIGHT! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!! I had some good teachers, but man, I would have LOVED to have one like that. And I just loved that intro!

you know the really sick part.. I had characters that that "blob" teacher would be a nice warmup. "mach 20 speed?" why is he so slow?

or you know the "best way" to kill something that fast? saturation bombardment. IE don't give him anywhere to dodge...

I know my char alecia on occasion used vehicles with cfractional ballistic weapons (~10% of C or about mach 88 )

Well, you know what they say, there is always something better out there.

taalismn wrote:
guardiandashi wrote:[

or you know the "best way" to kill something that fast? saturation bombardment. IE don't give him anywhere to dodge...
)

Flamethrowers, fuel air explosives, fan-lasers, singularity grenades....area of effect weaponry, especially if delivered light speed or greater. You want a nice area of denial...

Ya, but with only todays tech, it would still be very hard to do.

Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."

Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"

Salamandinay?

Do I really want to know?, well I guess I do since I'm posting to this seething, writhing mass of chaotic insanity.

SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."

Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"

Salamandinay?

Do I really want to know?, well I guess I do since I'm posting to this seething, writhing mass of chaotic insanity.

Salamandinay

Now you know.

Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."

Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"

Salamandinay?

Do I really want to know?, well I guess I do since I'm posting to this seething, writhing mass of chaotic insanity.

Salamandinay

I see the blind man said to his deaf wife as his crippled kids ran up to him.

Typical Ice Gaurd Trooper to the newbies, " You knew the job was wierd when you took it. "

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[
Typical Ice Gaurd Trooper to the newbies, " You knew the job was wierd when you took it. "

Ice Guard as yet has no official presence at MCHS#69, though it's been hinted that the current principle is Major Jones' brother, and that various members of the IG have served as instructors before being sent into exile at IG, or else have defected/run BACK to Ice Guard(where it's arguably safer).
Though they ARE wondering how the mutant arctic wolverines made the transition to warmer climes so freakin' fast.

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[
Typical Ice Gaurd Trooper to the newbies, " You knew the job was wierd when you took it. "

Ice Guard as yet has no official presence at MCHS#69, though it's been hinted that the current principle is Major Jones' brother, and that various members of the IG have served as instructors before being sent into exile at IG, or else have defected/run BACK to Ice Guard(where it's arguably safer).
Though they ARE wondering how the mutant arctic wolverines made the transition to warmer climes so freakin' fast.

Well it could be that some Newbie UEG inspector did a review of the IG and found that they were lacking a real edcuation and send them to MCHS#69 for remedal education.

Maybe that's the reason why they got sent to The Warm while the UEG/UEDF/ASC tried to purge the IG base due there the sheer number of nearly world ending screw ups but for some reason the Cleaner teams are never heard from again while the IG is geting their education.

So after a large number of Clear teams go M.I.A. at the IG the UEG big wigs send the IG back to their base in the hopes that whatever got the Cleaner teams can be contained by the IG and when the IG return to base who knows who or WHAT they will find at their base.

taalismn wrote:"Okay, who forgot to clean out the fridge before we left for the Warm?"
"Dude, the whole frickin' ARCTIC CIRCLE'S a fridge!!!"