Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Wait, we're paying for our own books?! This is HIGH SCHOOL, not college! Doesn't the public school system subsidize our educational material?"
"The subsidy is going into damage control and repair."
"But I thought our school was doing double-duty in training first responders in damage assessment and control?"
"That was before they realized they'd have to have EOD or xenobiology specialists come in on every incident."
"The subsidy is going into damage control and repair."
"But I thought our school was doing double-duty in training first responders in damage assessment and control?"
"That was before they realized they'd have to have EOD or xenobiology specialists come in on every incident."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"We have to get the budget from SOMEWHERE."
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:"We have to get the budget from SOMEWHERE."
"We have decided, upon review, to sell some of you for medical experimentation."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
ANIME Fighting 101
"Ok class! You're fighting a brutal war and want to bring peace. What do you do?"
Minmei: "I si..."
Bellri Zenam: (Putting up his hand) "Competitive dance off."
Starlord: (High fives Bellri) "@#$% A!!!"
Minmei & Ange:
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Striptease."
"That's STARTED just as many wars as stopped them, in my experience."
"That's STARTED just as many wars as stopped them, in my experience."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:ANIME Fighting 101
"Ok class! You're fighting a brutal war and want to bring peace. What do you do?"
Minmei: "I si..."
Bellri Zenam: (Putting up his hand) "Competitive dance off."
Starlord: (High fives Bellri) "@#$% A!!!"
Minmei & Ange:
Sarah, "hand grenade juggling contest?"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:"Striptease."
"That's STARTED just as many wars as stopped them, in my experience."
"Depends on who does the striptease..."
Minmei: "What about --"
"Everybody knows what YOU look like..."
Minmei: "HEEEEEYYY...:
"All those pics you took..."
Minmei: "Wait...WHAT PICS?!"
Kyle: "Uh Oh..."
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:"Wait, we're paying for our own books?! This is HIGH SCHOOL, not college! Doesn't the public school system subsidize our educational material?"
"The subsidy is going into damage control and repair."
"But I thought our school was doing double-duty in training first responders in damage assessment and control?"
"That was before they realized they'd have to have EOD or xenobiology specialists come in on every incident."
Arnie100 wrote:"We have to get the budget from SOMEWHERE."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:"We have to get the budget from SOMEWHERE."
"We have decided, upon review, to sell some of you for medical experimentation."
SRoss wrote:ANIME Fighting 101
"Ok class! You're fighting a brutal war and want to bring peace. What do you do?"
Minmei: "I si..."
Bellri Zenam: (Putting up his hand) "Competitive dance off."
Starlord: (High fives Bellri) "@#$% A!!!"
Minmei & Ange:
taalismn wrote:"Striptease."
"That's STARTED just as many wars as stopped them, in my experience."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
guardiandashi wrote:SRoss wrote:ANIME Fighting 101
"Ok class! You're fighting a brutal war and want to bring peace. What do you do?"
Minmei: "I si..."
Bellri Zenam: (Putting up his hand) "Competitive dance off."
Starlord: (High fives Bellri) "@#$% A!!!"
Minmei & Ange:
Sarah, "hand grenade juggling contest?"
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Striptease."
"That's STARTED just as many wars as stopped them, in my experience."
"Depends on who does the striptease..."
Minmei: "What about --"
"Everybody knows what YOU look like..."
Minmei: "HEEEEEYYY...:
"All those pics you took..."
Minmei: "Wait...WHAT PICS?!"
Kyle: "Uh Oh..."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Striptease."
"That's STARTED just as many wars as stopped them, in my experience."
"Depends on who does the striptease..."
Minmei: "What about --"
"Everybody knows what YOU look like..."
Minmei: "HEEEEEYYY...:
"All those pics you took..."
Minmei: "Wait...WHAT PICS?!"
Kyle: "Uh Oh..."
"Congratulations Kyle! You've just reached Avīci!"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Student: "i heard once that a striptease managed to end a major riot"
Lancer: "It was just that one time! why does everyone keep bringing it up?!"
Lancer: "It was just that one time! why does everyone keep bringing it up?!"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."
Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"
Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Well...have you seen some of the Sailor Moon outfits?"
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:"Well...have you seen some of the Sailor Moon outfits?"
"SETSUNA!!!!!!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Lancer: "Don't look at me...I never wore any of THOSE outfits.." (Quickly vaporizes Salor Moon outfit with an H-90)
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Striptease."
"That's STARTED just as many wars as stopped them, in my experience."
"Depends on who does the striptease..."
Minmei: "What about --"
"Everybody knows what YOU look like..."
Minmei: "HEEEEEYYY...:
"All those pics you took..."
Minmei: "Wait...WHAT PICS?!"
Kyle: "Uh Oh..."
"Congratulations Kyle! You've just reached Avīci!"
glitterboy2098 wrote:Student: "i heard once that a striptease managed to end a major riot"
Lancer: "It was just that one time! why does everyone keep bringing it up?!"
SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."
Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"
Arnie100 wrote:"Well...have you seen some of the Sailor Moon outfits?"
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:"Well...have you seen some of the Sailor Moon outfits?"
"SETSUNA!!!!!!!!!"
Arnie100 wrote:Lancer: "Don't look at me...I never wore any of THOSE outfits.." (Quickly vaporizes Salor Moon outfit with an H-90)
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Ever have that nightmare where you show up to work nakid? Well Salia's nightmare is showing up to class in her Magical Girl outfit. Except this time she's standing next to Magical Girl Dana..."
*Surprisingly, no one has ever done an illo of Dana in a Magical Girl outfit.
*Surprisingly, no one has ever done an illo of Dana in a Magical Girl outfit.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Dana: "Maybe I'll meet more men this way..."
Nova: "Doubt it."
Nova: "Doubt it."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Maybe I'll meet more men this way..."
Nova: "Doubt it."
Marie: "If anything, it will scare them away....Outfit like that's a pre-emptive restraining order declaration of 'do not enter this space'."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:"Ever have that nightmare where you show up to work nakid? Well Salia's nightmare is showing up to class in her Magical Girl outfit. Except this time she's standing next to Magical Girl Dana..."
*Surprisingly, no one has ever done an illo of Dana in a Magical Girl outfit.
Should I be glad that last party hasn't happen yet, or sad?
Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Maybe I'll meet more men this way..."
Nova: "Doubt it."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Maybe I'll meet more men this way..."
Nova: "Doubt it."
Marie: "If anything, it will scare them away....Outfit like that's a pre-emptive restraining order declaration of 'do not enter this space'."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Principle, why don't you talk about your family?"
"Because I'm trying to protect them."
"I don't understand."
"Given what goes on here on a daily basis, I don't want my family finding out about what I do here. I especially don't want anybody associated with the school or with a grudge against the school perhaps targeting my family and my relations in some cross-eyed attempt at getting back at me for some imagined slight. I'll tell you this much: I have a brother, who, the last I heard, had some prestigious posting in the military...so prestigious and important that I haven't heard from him in over three years, almost to the point where we thought he was dead. But apparently his work is so important that he's virtually incommunicado. That sort of work I don't want to have jeopardized on account of a few hotheads around here."
"That's rather...enlightened and courageously self-sacrificing, Principle Jones."
"I think of it as doing my part."
(with a nod to Kargan3033 who started BOTH Monument City Highschool #69 and Ice Guard)
"Because I'm trying to protect them."
"I don't understand."
"Given what goes on here on a daily basis, I don't want my family finding out about what I do here. I especially don't want anybody associated with the school or with a grudge against the school perhaps targeting my family and my relations in some cross-eyed attempt at getting back at me for some imagined slight. I'll tell you this much: I have a brother, who, the last I heard, had some prestigious posting in the military...so prestigious and important that I haven't heard from him in over three years, almost to the point where we thought he was dead. But apparently his work is so important that he's virtually incommunicado. That sort of work I don't want to have jeopardized on account of a few hotheads around here."
"That's rather...enlightened and courageously self-sacrificing, Principle Jones."
"I think of it as doing my part."
(with a nod to Kargan3033 who started BOTH Monument City Highschool #69 and Ice Guard)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:"Principle, why don't you talk about your family?"
"Because I'm trying to protect them."
"I don't understand."
"Given what goes on here on a daily basis, I don't want my family finding out about what I do here. I especially don't want anybody associated with the school or with a grudge against the school perhaps targeting my family and my relations in some cross-eyed attempt at getting back at me for some imagined slight. I'll tell you this much: I have a brother, who, the last I heard, had some prestigious posting in the military...so prestigious and important that I haven't heard from him in over three years, almost to the point where we thought he was dead. But apparently his work is so important that he's virtually incommunicado. That sort of work I don't want to have jeopardized on account of a few hotheads around here."
"That's rather...enlightened and courageously self-sacrificing, Principle Jones."
"I think of it as doing my part."
(with a nod to Kargan3033 who started BOTH Monument City Highschool #69 and Ice Guard)
Ya, because he's in the Ice Guard.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Yeah, and neither one of them's going to tell each other or their family that they're both effectively in charge of gulags....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Yeah, and neither one of them's going to tell each other or their family that they're both effectively in charge of gulags....
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Alpha 11 wrote:taalismn wrote:Yeah, and neither one of them's going to tell each other or their family that they're both effectively in charge of gulags....
And the few letters either can get to the other are so heavily (censored) that they're lucky to get more than a few conjunctions out of the entire page.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"What IS this?! Its all blacked out!"
"Wait...there's ONE word...help."
"Wait...there's ONE word...help."
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:"What IS this?! Its all blacked out!"
"Wait...there's ONE word...help."
Military Censor: "Damn...how'd we miss that?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:taalismn wrote:Yeah, and neither one of them's going to tell each other or their family that they're both effectively in charge of gulags....
And the few letters either can get to the other are so heavily (censored) that they're lucky to get more than a few conjunctions out of the entire page.
Arnie100 wrote:"What IS this?! Its all blacked out!"
"Wait...there's ONE word...help."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:"What IS this?! Its all blacked out!"
"Wait...there's ONE word...help."
Military Censor: "Damn...how'd we miss that?"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Maybe I'll meet more men this way..."
Nova: "Doubt it."
Marie: "If anything, it will scare them away....Outfit like that's a pre-emptive restraining order declaration of 'do not enter this space'."
Sean: "As opposed to Marie's Magical Girl outfit?"
Marie: "Ahem."
Sean: "What! You're still here!!!"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:[
Sean: "As opposed to Marie's Magical Girl outfit?"
Marie: "Ahem."
Sean: "What! You're still here!!!"
Salia hurriedly hides her magic girl outfit in the bottom of her gym back.....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Whose ideas WERE these?!"
"I've a feeling I know...(Stares at 4th Wall)"
"I've a feeling I know...(Stares at 4th Wall)"
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Maybe I'll meet more men this way..."
Nova: "Doubt it."
Marie: "If anything, it will scare them away....Outfit like that's a pre-emptive restraining order declaration of 'do not enter this space'."
Sean: "As opposed to Marie's Magical Girl outfit?"
Marie: "Ahem."
Sean: "What! You're still here!!!"
I like that picture.
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:[
Sean: "As opposed to Marie's Magical Girl outfit?"
Marie: "Ahem."
Sean: "What! You're still here!!!"
Salia hurriedly hides her magic girl outfit in the bottom of her gym back.....
Arnie100 wrote:"Whose ideas WERE these?!"
"I've a feeling I know...(Stares at 4th Wall)"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Meanwhile... in the Women's Change Room...
Hilda stepped into the steamy shower and reached out for the figure washing herself...
Hilda: "Mmm ... Ange, you've lost weight," (Cupping the girl's breasts) "Especially here..."
Nova: (Outside the shower) "Ahem ... Only ONE person per shower stall Hilda!"
Dana: (In the shower stall)
Hilda stepped into the steamy shower and reached out for the figure washing herself...
Hilda: "Mmm ... Ange, you've lost weight," (Cupping the girl's breasts) "Especially here..."
Nova: (Outside the shower) "Ahem ... Only ONE person per shower stall Hilda!"
Dana: (In the shower stall)
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Dana:(blinking) "Okay...Unfamiliar ceiling...where am I?"
Nova: "Nurse's office."
Dana: "Okay, I'm going to continue with the theme and go for the goal...WHY am I in the nurse's office?"
Nova: "It was ill-advised of you to try to beat somebody with an electric cattle prod when both of you are covered in nothing but thin sheens of water."
Nova: "Nurse's office."
Dana: "Okay, I'm going to continue with the theme and go for the goal...WHY am I in the nurse's office?"
Nova: "It was ill-advised of you to try to beat somebody with an electric cattle prod when both of you are covered in nothing but thin sheens of water."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:Meanwhile... in the Women's Change Room...
Hilda stepped into the steamy shower and reached out for the figure washing herself...
Hilda: "Mmm ... Ange, you've lost weight," (Cupping the girl's breasts) "Especially here..."
Nova: (Outside the shower) "Ahem ... Only ONE person per shower stall Hilda!"
Dana: (In the shower stall)
taalismn wrote:Dana:(blinking) "Okay...Unfamiliar ceiling...where am I?"
Nova: "Nurse's office."
Dana: "Okay, I'm going to continue with the theme and go for the goal...WHY am I in the nurse's office?"
Nova: "It was ill-advised of you to try to beat somebody with an electric cattle prod when both of you are covered in nothing but thin sheens of water."
It appeared to be a shocking experience.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Alpha 11 wrote:[ It appeared to be a shocking experience.
"Where are you going with that flamethrower?"
"Enforcing our school's 'no-punning' regulation...again."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:[ It appeared to be a shocking experience.
"Where are you going with that flamethrower?"
"Enforcing our schools 'no-punning' regulation...again."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
How them promethium burns healing?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:How them promethium burns healing?
Don't worry, you missed.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Sarah: "So, what do you think of the new teacher?"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:Sarah: "So, what do you think of the new teacher?"
When you said that, and had the link, I thought is was for that show. And I was RIGHT! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!! I had some good teachers, but man, I would have LOVED to have one like that. And I just loved that intro!
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Alpha 11 wrote:SRoss wrote:Sarah: "So, what do you think of the new teacher?"
When you said that, and had the link, I thought is was for that show. And I was RIGHT! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!! I had some good teachers, but man, I would have LOVED to have one like that. And I just loved that intro!
you know the really sick part.. I had characters that that "blob" teacher would be a nice warmup. "mach 20 speed?" why is he so slow?
or you know the "best way" to kill something that fast? saturation bombardment. IE don't give him anywhere to dodge...
I know my char alecia on occasion used vehicles with cfractional ballistic weapons (~10% of C or about mach 88 )
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
guardiandashi wrote:[
or you know the "best way" to kill something that fast? saturation bombardment. IE don't give him anywhere to dodge...
)
Flamethrowers, fuel air explosives, fan-lasers, singularity grenades....area of effect weaponry, especially if delivered light speed or greater. You want a nice area of denial...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."
Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"
Salamandinay?
Do I really want to know?, well I guess I do since I'm posting to this seething, writhing mass of chaotic insanity.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."
Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"
Salamandinay?
Do I really want to know?, well I guess I do since I'm posting to this seething, writhing mass of chaotic insanity.
Salamandinay
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."
Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"
Salamandinay?
Do I really want to know?, well I guess I do since I'm posting to this seething, writhing mass of chaotic insanity.
Salamandinay
I see the blind man said to his deaf wife as his crippled kids ran up to him.
Typical Ice Gaurd Trooper to the newbies, " You knew the job was wierd when you took it. "
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Kargan3033 wrote:[
Typical Ice Gaurd Trooper to the newbies, " You knew the job was wierd when you took it. "
Ice Guard as yet has no official presence at MCHS#69, though it's been hinted that the current principle is Major Jones' brother, and that various members of the IG have served as instructors before being sent into exile at IG, or else have defected/run BACK to Ice Guard(where it's arguably safer).
Though they ARE wondering how the mutant arctic wolverines made the transition to warmer climes so freakin' fast.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:[
Typical Ice Gaurd Trooper to the newbies, " You knew the job was wierd when you took it. "
Ice Guard as yet has no official presence at MCHS#69, though it's been hinted that the current principle is Major Jones' brother, and that various members of the IG have served as instructors before being sent into exile at IG, or else have defected/run BACK to Ice Guard(where it's arguably safer).
Though they ARE wondering how the mutant arctic wolverines made the transition to warmer climes so freakin' fast.
Well it could be that some Newbie UEG inspector did a review of the IG and found that they were lacking a real edcuation and send them to MCHS#69 for remedal education.
Maybe that's the reason why they got sent to The Warm while the UEG/UEDF/ASC tried to purge the IG base due there the sheer number of nearly world ending screw ups but for some reason the Cleaner teams are never heard from again while the IG is geting their education.
So after a large number of Clear teams go M.I.A. at the IG the UEG big wigs send the IG back to their base in the hopes that whatever got the Cleaner teams can be contained by the IG and when the IG return to base who knows who or WHAT they will find at their base.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Okay, who forgot to clean out the fridge before we left for the Warm?"
"Dude, the whole frickin' ARCTIC CIRCLE'S a fridge!!!"
"Dude, the whole frickin' ARCTIC CIRCLE'S a fridge!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
guardiandashi wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:SRoss wrote:Sarah: "So, what do you think of the new teacher?"
When you said that, and had the link, I thought is was for that show. And I was RIGHT! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!! I had some good teachers, but man, I would have LOVED to have one like that. And I just loved that intro!
you know the really sick part.. I had characters that that "blob" teacher would be a nice warmup. "mach 20 speed?" why is he so slow?
or you know the "best way" to kill something that fast? saturation bombardment. IE don't give him anywhere to dodge...
I know my char alecia on occasion used vehicles with cfractional ballistic weapons (~10% of C or about mach 88 )
Well, you know what they say, there is always something better out there.
taalismn wrote:guardiandashi wrote:[
or you know the "best way" to kill something that fast? saturation bombardment. IE don't give him anywhere to dodge...
)
Flamethrowers, fuel air explosives, fan-lasers, singularity grenades....area of effect weaponry, especially if delivered light speed or greater. You want a nice area of denial...
Ya, but with only todays tech, it would still be very hard to do.
Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."
Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"
Salamandinay?
Do I really want to know?, well I guess I do since I'm posting to this seething, writhing mass of chaotic insanity.
SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."
Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"
Salamandinay?
Do I really want to know?, well I guess I do since I'm posting to this seething, writhing mass of chaotic insanity.
Salamandinay
Now you know.
Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:"Of course with some anime outfits, a striptease doesn't reveal much that you couldn't already see."
Salamandinay: "Why is everyone looking at me?"
Salamandinay?
Do I really want to know?, well I guess I do since I'm posting to this seething, writhing mass of chaotic insanity.
Salamandinay
I see the blind man said to his deaf wife as his crippled kids ran up to him.
Typical Ice Gaurd Trooper to the newbies, " You knew the job was wierd when you took it. "
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:[
Typical Ice Gaurd Trooper to the newbies, " You knew the job was wierd when you took it. "
Ice Guard as yet has no official presence at MCHS#69, though it's been hinted that the current principle is Major Jones' brother, and that various members of the IG have served as instructors before being sent into exile at IG, or else have defected/run BACK to Ice Guard(where it's arguably safer).
Though they ARE wondering how the mutant arctic wolverines made the transition to warmer climes so freakin' fast.
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:[
Typical Ice Gaurd Trooper to the newbies, " You knew the job was wierd when you took it. "
Ice Guard as yet has no official presence at MCHS#69, though it's been hinted that the current principle is Major Jones' brother, and that various members of the IG have served as instructors before being sent into exile at IG, or else have defected/run BACK to Ice Guard(where it's arguably safer).
Though they ARE wondering how the mutant arctic wolverines made the transition to warmer climes so freakin' fast.
Well it could be that some Newbie UEG inspector did a review of the IG and found that they were lacking a real edcuation and send them to MCHS#69 for remedal education.
Maybe that's the reason why they got sent to The Warm while the UEG/UEDF/ASC tried to purge the IG base due there the sheer number of nearly world ending screw ups but for some reason the Cleaner teams are never heard from again while the IG is geting their education.
So after a large number of Clear teams go M.I.A. at the IG the UEG big wigs send the IG back to their base in the hopes that whatever got the Cleaner teams can be contained by the IG and when the IG return to base who knows who or WHAT they will find at their base.
taalismn wrote:"Okay, who forgot to clean out the fridge before we left for the Warm?"
"Dude, the whole frickin' ARCTIC CIRCLE'S a fridge!!!"