Robotech Crossover question

[taalismn]

If the UEsG takes over the Cross Ange Universe.
GMP Hearing:
“So, Miss Lizardia, aka Riza Randog. I’m afraid you’re not out of the woods. Though double agents are not unusual, and certainly there’s a degree of flex with regards to ethics, when it comes to waging war, I’m afraid that some of your actions while posing as a member of the Misurugi Empire, you overstepped yourself on a number of occasions. Sabotage is one thing, but several of your other actions...Well, one can argue that you made matters far worse what with your promoting of Mister Julio Misurugi’s insane rampage and the effective murder of his father. Now, this all puts both you and us in an awkward situation, namely that on one hand you are an agent of a nation we are currently friendly with, but at the same time as an agent of another nation, you are responsible for acts that we find frankly reprehensible. As we are responsible for trying and punishing the guilty parties, in all fairness you have been tried as a high-rank officer of the Misurugi Empire, as the evidence clearly shows your knowing and deliberate role in a number of excesses performed by that guilty party.
Be glad that the death penalty is off the table, due to your role as an espionage agent and the attendent desperation of your people in the ‘fog of war’. However, other punishments are NOT off the table...”

ZZZooommmmmmm....
“Incoming!”
###SCRREECH###
CLANG!RRREEEECCCCCCCHHH@BOOT!@THUD!”MPHF!”
ZOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!
“Hmmm...nine seconds on the ground, tops. Didn’t even come to a complete stop. They’re getting better at these rolling drop-offs.”
“Yeah. So, let’s see what they’ve left us. Hello there, young lady, welcome to Ice Guard!”
“Might wanna take the gag out of her mouth first if you’re really expecting an answer.”
”Nah, not really. And I’ve heard enough screaming that it’s no longer entertaining.”

[Kargan3033]

If the UEsG takes over the Cross Ange Universe.
GMP Hearing:
“So, Miss Lizardia, aka Riza Randog. I’m afraid you’re not out of the woods. Though double agents are not unusual, and certainly there’s a degree of flex with regards to ethics, when it comes to waging war, I’m afraid that some of your actions while posing as a member of the Misurugi Empire, you overstepped yourself on a number of occasions. Sabotage is one thing, but several of your other actions...Well, one can argue that you made matters far worse what with your promoting of Mister Julio Misurugi’s insane rampage and the effective murder of his father. Now, this all puts both you and us in an awkward situation, namely that on one hand you are an agent of a nation we are currently friendly with, but at the same time as an agent of another nation, you are responsible for acts that we find frankly reprehensible. As we are responsible for trying and punishing the guilty parties, in all fairness you have been tried as a high-rank officer of the Misurugi Empire, as the evidence clearly shows your knowing and deliberate role in a number of excesses performed by that guilty party.
Be glad that the death penalty is off the table, due to your role as an espionage agent and the attendent desperation of your people in the ‘fog of war’. However, other punishments are NOT off the table...”

ZZZooommmmmmm....
“Incoming!”
###SCRREECH###
CLANG!RRREEEECCCCCCCHHH@BOOT!@THUD!”MPHF!”
ZOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!
“Hmmm...nine seconds on the ground, tops. Didn’t even come to a complete stop. They’re getting better at these rolling drop-offs.”
“Yeah. So, let’s see what they’ve left us. Hello there, young lady, welcome to Ice Guard!”
“Might wanna take the gag out of her mouth first if you’re really expecting an answer.”
”Nah, not really. And I’ve heard enough screaming that it’s no longer entertaining.”

" In the Ice Guard no one can hear you scream, or give a damn about said screaming. "

Jack" I bet fifty that she doesn't last a week. "

Spike:" I bet a hundred that she will last two days. "

Dr.Smith:" Well might as well get started on the Newcomer's medical work up. "

Jack&Spike:

Jack:" I revise my bet to fifty that she does not last six hours. "

Spike:" I see that bet and raise you two hundred that she does not last half an hour. "

[Alpha 11]

If the UEsG takes over the Cross Ange Universe.
GMP Hearing:
“So, Miss Lizardia, aka Riza Randog. I’m afraid you’re not out of the woods. Though double agents are not unusual, and certainly there’s a degree of flex with regards to ethics, when it comes to waging war, I’m afraid that some of your actions while posing as a member of the Misurugi Empire, you overstepped yourself on a number of occasions. Sabotage is one thing, but several of your other actions...Well, one can argue that you made matters far worse what with your promoting of Mister Julio Misurugi’s insane rampage and the effective murder of his father. Now, this all puts both you and us in an awkward situation, namely that on one hand you are an agent of a nation we are currently friendly with, but at the same time as an agent of another nation, you are responsible for acts that we find frankly reprehensible. As we are responsible for trying and punishing the guilty parties, in all fairness you have been tried as a high-rank officer of the Misurugi Empire, as the evidence clearly shows your knowing and deliberate role in a number of excesses performed by that guilty party.
Be glad that the death penalty is off the table, due to your role as an espionage agent and the attendent desperation of your people in the ‘fog of war’. However, other punishments are NOT off the table...”

ZZZooommmmmmm....
“Incoming!”
###SCRREECH###
CLANG!RRREEEECCCCCCCHHH@BOOT!@THUD!”MPHF!”
ZOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!
“Hmmm...nine seconds on the ground, tops. Didn’t even come to a complete stop. They’re getting better at these rolling drop-offs.”
“Yeah. So, let’s see what they’ve left us. Hello there, young lady, welcome to Ice Guard!”
“Might wanna take the gag out of her mouth first if you’re really expecting an answer.”
”Nah, not really. And I’ve heard enough screaming that it’s no longer entertaining.”

Nah, I think she could be put to more better use at really redeeming herself someplace else.

If the UEsG takes over the Cross Ange Universe.
GMP Hearing:
“So, Miss Lizardia, aka Riza Randog. I’m afraid you’re not out of the woods. Though double agents are not unusual, and certainly there’s a degree of flex with regards to ethics, when it comes to waging war, I’m afraid that some of your actions while posing as a member of the Misurugi Empire, you overstepped yourself on a number of occasions. Sabotage is one thing, but several of your other actions...Well, one can argue that you made matters far worse what with your promoting of Mister Julio Misurugi’s insane rampage and the effective murder of his father. Now, this all puts both you and us in an awkward situation, namely that on one hand you are an agent of a nation we are currently friendly with, but at the same time as an agent of another nation, you are responsible for acts that we find frankly reprehensible. As we are responsible for trying and punishing the guilty parties, in all fairness you have been tried as a high-rank officer of the Misurugi Empire, as the evidence clearly shows your knowing and deliberate role in a number of excesses performed by that guilty party.
Be glad that the death penalty is off the table, due to your role as an espionage agent and the attendent desperation of your people in the ‘fog of war’. However, other punishments are NOT off the table...”

ZZZooommmmmmm....
“Incoming!”
###SCRREECH###
CLANG!RRREEEECCCCCCCHHH@BOOT!@THUD!”MPHF!”
ZOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!
“Hmmm...nine seconds on the ground, tops. Didn’t even come to a complete stop. They’re getting better at these rolling drop-offs.”
“Yeah. So, let’s see what they’ve left us. Hello there, young lady, welcome to Ice Guard!”
“Might wanna take the gag out of her mouth first if you’re really expecting an answer.”
”Nah, not really. And I’ve heard enough screaming that it’s no longer entertaining.”

" In the Ice Guard no one can hear you scream, or give a damn about said screaming. "

Jack" I bet fifty that she doesn't last a week. "

Spike:" I bet a hundred that she will last two days. "

Dr.Smith:" Well might as well get started on the Newcomer's medical work up. "

Jack&Spike:

Jack:" I revise my bet to fifty that she does not last six hours. "

Spike:" I see that bet and raise you two hundred that she does not last half an hour. "

[SRoss]

On the plus side, her species is already adapted to digesting toxic materials, so it's safe for her to eat in the mess hall.

[taalismn]

On the plus side, her species is already adapted to digesting toxic materials, so it's safe for her to eat in the mess hall.

There's the psychological component to eating to consider...
"What the hell is this?"
"Breakfast."
"Is it supposed to be staring at me?!"
"Why, does your species prefer to have its prey distracted? I can loan it a magazine to read while you get your nerve up."
"How about you distract it while I escape?"
"Silly girl, there is no escape."

[Alpha 11]

On the plus side, her species is already adapted to digesting toxic materials, so it's safe for her to eat in the mess hall.

On the plus side, her species is already adapted to digesting toxic materials, so it's safe for her to eat in the mess hall.

There's the psychological component to eating to consider...
"What the hell is this?"
"Breakfast."
"Is it supposed to be staring at me?!"
"Why, does your species prefer to have its prey distracted? I can loan it a magazine to read while you get your nerve up."
"How about you distract it while I escape?"
"Silly girl, there is no escape."

Sounds like Akane's cooking.

[SRoss]

Meanwhile at MCH #69...

A sealed tube is lowered out of the delivery shuttle...

Momo Kawashima: "That's the new remedial student from the UEsG."

Anzu Kadotani: "New arrival, this sounds like fun."

Yuzu Koyama unseals the tube reviling a young girl trussed up like Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs.

Anzu: "You're new to this Universe so I'm going to put you in Annie's care. I wouldn't recommend trying to whip her, she not as harmless as Riza was."

Sylvia Ikaruga Misurugi:

[taalismn]

"You repaired her legs, right?"
"Yes."
"She understands that there's no impediment to everybody kicking her ass now, right?"
"Yes."
"What was her reaction?"
"Hasn't stopped crying since."
"Good."

[Alpha 11]

Meanwhile at MCH #69...

A sealed tube is lowered out of the delivery shuttle...

Momo Kawashima: "That's the new remedial student from the UEsG."

Anzu Kadotani: "New arrival, this sounds like fun."

Yuzu Koyama unseals the tube reviling a young girl trussed up like Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs.

Anzu: "You're new to this Universe so I'm going to put you in Annie's care. I wouldn't recommend trying to whip her, she not as harmless as Riza was."

Sylvia Ikaruga Misurugi:

"You repaired her legs, right?"
"Yes."
"She understands that there's no impediment to everybody kicking her ass now, right?"
"Yes."
"What was her reaction?"
"Hasn't stopped crying since."
"Good."

[taalismn]

"I'm a Special Needs student! I'm supposed to be home-schooled! I-I-I-"
"You're in Missus Ironclamp's homeroom, and you're seated right in front of Mister Jason there."
"T-t-the guy in the hockey mask? Isn't he...kinda...BIG for a high school student?"
"He's an ROTC Marine."
"HE HAS A CHAINSAW!"
"He has school permission."
"I WANT MY WHIP!"
"No whips, Miss Misurugi, your school profile forbids you carrying whips in school."

[SRoss]

Ironically it this school, he's considered one of the more harmless students.

He's got a chainsaw, but most of the cheerleading squad are at least shinobi level Kunoichi.

[taalismn]

Ironically it this school, he's considered one of the more harmless students.

He's got a chainsaw, but most of the cheerleading squad are at least shinobi level Kunoichi.

Actually the Soyokaze's Marine, Jason, was even MORE harmless, even though he had access to power armor. Though he WAS the first person Cryborne suspected of anything hideous and atrocious(much to Jason's dismay). I think Lt. Commander Star once utterly deflated him once with a stare and quick snapped 'what do you want?!" when he was stalking people in the halls.

[Alpha 11]

"I'm a Special Needs student! I'm supposed to be home-schooled! I-I-I-"
"You're in Missus Ironclamp's homeroom, and you're seated right in front of Mister Jason there."
"T-t-the guy in the hockey mask? Isn't he...kinda...BIG for a high school student?"
"He's an ROTC Marine."
"HE HAS A CHAINSAW!"
"He has school permission."
"I WANT MY WHIP!"
"No whips, Miss Misurugi, your school profile forbids you carrying whips in school."

Ironically it this school, he's considered one of the more harmless students.

He's got a chainsaw, but most of the cheerleading squad are at least shinobi level Kunoichi.

So are we talking Naruto shinobi here? Like Chunin level or higher?

Ironically it this school, he's considered one of the more harmless students.

He's got a chainsaw, but most of the cheerleading squad are at least shinobi level Kunoichi.

Actually the Soyokaze's Marine, Jason, was even MORE harmless, even though he had access to power armor. Though he WAS the first person Cryborne suspected of anything hideous and atrocious(much to Jason's dismay). I think Lt. Commander Star once utterly deflated him once with a stare and quick snapped 'what do you want?!" when he was stalking people in the halls.

[SRoss]

Ironically it this school, he's considered one of the more harmless students.

He's got a chainsaw, but most of the cheerleading squad are at least shinobi level Kunoichi.

So are we talking Naruto shinobi here? Like Chunin level or higher?

The higher level.

[taalismn]

"Tusk."
"Charon."
"Back again?"
"Back again. Explosion. I take it since I'm not on the other side of those dividers, I'm in limbo again?"
"Yep. Who's your friend?"
"Momoka. Ange's maid."
"Uhm...hello?"
"Ah, let's see....hmmm....yeah, she's waiting. Fan pools are betting long odds she gets resurrected somehow, or Lizardia manages to save her, or a massive universe reset brings you all back."
"...what's this all about?"
"We're dead, only we're technically not. I'll explain it while we're waiting."
"We have vending machines now."
"They take silver coins?"
"Nope. That would lead to some frustration. No, they're free. Just look out for the Petit Cola ones...they got ATTITUDE."
"Okay, that's nice. You want anything?"
"Please, what is this place?"
"Long story. let me get us something and I'll tell you all about it. Bear in mind you're not going to remember this if we get t go back."
"I'll let you know how it turns out when I get Final Word."

[SRoss]

taalismn: "Umm ... what are you doing?"

Ben Dixon: (Lying on his back, looking up through a pair of binoculars) "Shhh, Momoka is sky diving again."

SRoss:

[taalismn]

taalismn: "Umm ... what are you doing?"

Ben Dixon: (Lying on his back, looking up through a pair of binoculars) "Shhh, Momoka is sky diving again."

SRoss:

Now THERE'S a shipping I now can't get out of my head......

[SRoss]

Ben: "Hey Charon! What's shaking?"

Charon: "You!?! I thought you were going to Valhalla?"

Ben: "Apparently Valkyries won't pick you up if you die by having the Fourth Wall Gang drop an anvil on your face."

Charon:

[taalismn]

Ben: "Hey Charon! What's shaking?"

Charon: "You!?! I thought you were going to Valhalla?"

Ben: "Apparently Valkyries won't pick you up if you die by having the Fourth Wall Gang drop an anvil on your face."

Charon:

"Girls, I know we're supernaturally strong, but I'm pretty sure that anvil's neutronium."
"Okay...I'm sure even Hephastus doesn't have one of those."

[Alpha 11]

Ironically it this school, he's considered one of the more harmless students.

He's got a chainsaw, but most of the cheerleading squad are at least shinobi level Kunoichi.

So are we talking Naruto shinobi here? Like Chunin level or higher?

The higher level.

Scary.

"Tusk."
"Charon."
"Back again?"
"Back again. Explosion. I take it since I'm not on the other side of those dividers, I'm in limbo again?"
"Yep. Who's your friend?"
"Momoka. Ange's maid."
"Uhm...hello?"
"Ah, let's see....hmmm....yeah, she's waiting. Fan pools are betting long odds she gets resurrected somehow, or Lizardia manages to save her, or a massive universe reset brings you all back."
"...what's this all about?"
"We're dead, only we're technically not. I'll explain it while we're waiting."
"We have vending machines now."
"They take silver coins?"
"Nope. That would lead to some frustration. No, they're free. Just look out for the Petit Cola ones...they got ATTITUDE."
"Okay, that's nice. You want anything?"
"Please, what is this place?"
"Long story. let me get us something and I'll tell you all about it. Bear in mind you're not going to remember this if we get t go back."
"I'll let you know how it turns out when I get Final Word."

I hope they both somehow live! Though I wouldn't put it past Embro to bring them back as his puppets to mess with Angle.

taalismn: "Umm ... what are you doing?"

Ben Dixon: (Lying on his back, looking up through a pair of binoculars) "Shhh, Momoka is sky diving again."

SRoss:

taalismn: "Umm ... what are you doing?"

Ben Dixon: (Lying on his back, looking up through a pair of binoculars) "Shhh, Momoka is sky diving again."

SRoss:

Now THERE'S a shipping I now can't get out of my head......

[Alpha 11]

Ben: "Hey Charon! What's shaking?"

Charon: "You!?! I thought you were going to Valhalla?"

Ben: "Apparently Valkyries won't pick you up if you die by having the Fourth Wall Gang drop an anvil on your face."

Charon:

Ben: "Hey Charon! What's shaking?"

Charon: "You!?! I thought you were going to Valhalla?"

Ben: "Apparently Valkyries won't pick you up if you die by having the Fourth Wall Gang drop an anvil on your face."

Charon:

"Girls, I know we're supernaturally strong, but I'm pretty sure that anvil's neutronium."
"Okay...I'm sure even Hephastus doesn't have one of those."

[guardiandashi]

Ben: "Hey Charon! What's shaking?"

Charon: "You!?! I thought you were going to Valhalla?"

Ben: "Apparently Valkyries won't pick you up if you die by having the Fourth Wall Gang drop an anvil on your face."

Charon:

"Girls, I know we're supernaturally strong, but I'm pretty sure that anvil's neutronium."
"Okay...I'm sure even Hephastus doesn't have one of those."

Alecia: "Has anyone found a good gravity anvil yet?"
Megarea: "As far as I can tell... No they are still trying to get around the whole things go in and don't come back out issue."
Alecia: "Well I guess we can pretty much write off the stable black hole forging idea. I guess we will have to keep using the artificial singularity method, but that is so power intensive I was hoping for an alternative."
Megarea: "Well Washu was playing around with some tech involving "grav plates" and fabricators but she still hasn't found a good way to mass produce beyond carbon nutronium starship armor. So even with the limited amount of Iron Nutronium, we have been making, we are still ahead in the armor race."

[SRoss]

Embryo: "Vilkiss is in the river and I've taken control of all your Bolo's. It's useless to resist me further..."

Alecia: "Megarea! Activate teleport!"

Music starts playing and in a flash a new Ryuu-Shin-Ki appears.

Salamandinay: (At the controls of the Enryugo Strike Wing Zero) "Shall we fight."

[SRoss]

Meanwhile in limbo,

Momoka: "Oh, a juke box."

Pushes the Theme Song button

[taalismn]

"Hmmmm...wonder if Ange would like this ring?"
"Tusk, you possess great courage-"

[Alpha 11]

Ben: "Hey Charon! What's shaking?"

Charon: "You!?! I thought you were going to Valhalla?"

Ben: "Apparently Valkyries won't pick you up if you die by having the Fourth Wall Gang drop an anvil on your face."

Charon:

"Girls, I know we're supernaturally strong, but I'm pretty sure that anvil's neutronium."
"Okay...I'm sure even Hephastus doesn't have one of those."

Alecia: "Has anyone found a good gravity anvil yet?"
Megarea: "As far as I can tell... No they are still trying to get around the whole things go in and don't come back out issue."
Alecia: "Well I guess we can pretty much write off the stable black hole forging idea. I guess we will have to keep using the artificial singularity method, but that is so power intensive I was hoping for an alternative."
Megarea: "Well Washu was playing around with some tech involving "grav plates" and fabricators but she still hasn't found a good way to mass produce beyond carbon nutronium starship armor. So even with the limited amount of Iron Nutronium, we have been making, we are still ahead in the armor race."

Embryo: "Vilkiss is in the river and I've taken control of all your Bolo's. It's useless to resist me further..."

Alecia: "Megarea! Activate teleport!"

Music starts playing and in a flash a new Ryuu-Shin-Ki appears.

Salamandinay: (At the controls of the Enryugo Strike Wing Zero) "Shall we fight."

Meanwhile in limbo,

Momoka: "Oh, a juke box."

Pushes the Theme Song button

"Hmmmm...wonder if Ange would like this ring?"
"Tusk, you possess great courage-"

[taalismn]

"Damn it! We've used SLAP rounds, plasma bolts, cobalt grenades, Spartas main guns, even a freakin' EVANGELION! This guy just teleports and comes back up like a bad plate of clams! What's it going to take to put this Embryo guy down, a GOD?!"
Just then there's a shuddering wailing noise as a small box-like structure materializes next to the UEsG trooprs.
"...okay, this may be considered a tad overkill, don't you think?"

[SRoss]

"Damn it! We've used SLAP rounds, plasma bolts, cobalt grenades, Spartas main guns, even a freakin' EVANGELION! This guy just teleports and comes back up like a bad plate of clams! What's it going to take to put this Embryo guy down, a GOD?!"
Just then there's a shuddering wailing noise as a small box-like structure materializes next to the UEsG trooprs.
"...okay, this may be considered a tad overkill, don't you think?"

"I suppose it depends on which iteration we get."

Bill and Ted stumble out...

(Face palming) "We're boned..."

[taalismn]

"You know, I don't think we've ever had a maid aboard the TARDIS."
"Welcome to the honored company of the Companions."

[SRoss]

Given his past experiences with maids, that might be a bad idea.

[Alpha 11]

"Damn it! We've used SLAP rounds, plasma bolts, cobalt grenades, Spartas main guns, even a freakin' EVANGELION! This guy just teleports and comes back up like a bad plate of clams! What's it going to take to put this Embryo guy down, a GOD?!"
Just then there's a shuddering wailing noise as a small box-like structure materializes next to the UEsG trooprs.
"...okay, this may be considered a tad overkill, don't you think?"

The Doctor is in!

"Damn it! We've used SLAP rounds, plasma bolts, cobalt grenades, Spartas main guns, even a freakin' EVANGELION! This guy just teleports and comes back up like a bad plate of clams! What's it going to take to put this Embryo guy down, a GOD?!"
Just then there's a shuddering wailing noise as a small box-like structure materializes next to the UEsG trooprs.
"...okay, this may be considered a tad overkill, don't you think?"

"I suppose it depends on which iteration we get."

Bill and Ted stumble out...

(Face palming) "We're boned..."

"You know, I don't think we've ever had a maid aboard the TARDIS."
"Welcome to the honored company of the Companions."

Given his past experiences with maids, that might be a bad idea.

[taalismn]

Given his past experiences with maids, that might be a bad idea.

If she can overcome the whole 'Mana-Zombie' weakness, she should be okay.

[SRoss]

Well let's see, the second Doctor had Cassandra's handmaid as a companion. She got ejected out an airlock the very next episode. Its been downhill for maid around that guy ever since.

[Alpha 11]

Well let's see, the second Doctor had Cassandra's handmaid as a companion. She got ejected out an airlock the very next episode. Its been downhill for maid around that guy ever since.

[taalismn]

Well let's see, the second Doctor had Cassandra's handmaid as a companion. She got ejected out an airlock the very next episode. Its been downhill for maid around that guy ever since.

The Doctor is very sensitive about anybody criticizing the cleanliness of the TARDIS.

[Alpha 11]

Well let's see, the second Doctor had Cassandra's handmaid as a companion. She got ejected out an airlock the very next episode. Its been downhill for maid around that guy ever since.

The Doctor is very sensitive about anybody criticizing the cleanliness of the TARDIS.

[taalismn]

"I don't believe it. I just don't believe it."
The UEsG troopers looked on in shock.
Embryo had gone over backwards teakettle-over-ass over the back of the crouched Bill as Ted pushed the would-be god to the ground. The two teens then quickly swarmed the grounded older man before he could do anything, quickly binding him with his own shoelaces and strips torn from his clothing, and gagging hi, his own tie. Within moments, the smircky bastard was hogtied and unable to both move and invoke his peculiar form of regeneration and teleportation.
"Why didn't WE think of that?!"
"Because our rationality would say 'it ain't going to work'?"
"Probably. Let's go over and further knock him out before he breaks loose or summons his damn super-mecha."

[Alpha 11]

"I don't believe it. I just don't believe it."
The UEsG troopers looked on in shock.
Embryo had gone over backwards teakettle-over-ass over the back of the crouched Bill as Ted pushed the would-be god to the ground. The two teens then quickly swarmed the grounded older man before he could do anything, quickly binding him with his own shoelaces and strips torn from his clothing, and gagging hi, his own tie. Within moments, the smircky bastard was hogtied and unable to both move and invoke his peculiar form of regeneration and teleportation.
"Why didn't WE think of that?!"
"Because our rationality would say 'it ain't going to work'?"
"Probably. Let's go over and further knock him out before he breaks loose or summons his damn super-mecha."

[taalismn]

Embryo: "...those damn meddling KIDS."

[Alpha 11]

Embryo: "...those damn meddling KIDS."

Did anyone else think Scoby Do when you read this?

[taalismn]

Embryo: "...those damn meddling KIDS."

Did anyone else think Scoby Do when you read this?

Exactly.
Anddddd....

Tusk: "Told yah we weren't dead..."
"YOU! BOMBS! STRAPPED!! BOOM!!! SHRAPNEL! EXPLOSION! HOW?????!!!!"
"...you wanna reboot Ange's operating system? She just BSOD'ed on us."

[Alpha 11]

Embryo: "...those damn meddling KIDS."

Did anyone else think Scoby Do when you read this?

Exactly.
Anddddd....

Tusk: "Told yah we weren't dead..."
"YOU! BOMBS! STRAPPED!! BOOM!!! SHRAPNEL! EXPLOSION! HOW?????!!!!"
"...you wanna reboot Ange's operating system? She just BSOD'ed on us."

[glitterboy2098]

"I don't believe it. I just don't believe it."
The UEsG troopers looked on in shock.
Embryo had gone over backwards teakettle-over-ass over the back of the crouched Bill as Ted pushed the would-be god to the ground. The two teens then quickly swarmed the grounded older man before he could do anything, quickly binding him with his own shoelaces and strips torn from his clothing, and gagging hi, his own tie. Within moments, the smircky bastard was hogtied and unable to both move and invoke his peculiar form of regeneration and teleportation.
"Why didn't WE think of that?!"
"Because our rationality would say 'it ain't going to work'?"
"Probably. Let's go over and further knock him out before he breaks loose or summons his damn super-mecha."

*right after the hogtied badguy is carried off, the Wyld Stallions hop back into their phone booth and vanish.. heading back to convince a tailor replace Embryo's shoelaces and parts of his outfit with super tough threads, and soak his tie in a contact sedative..*

[taalismn]

Ah, Ersha, you discovered that the guy HATES kids...unless they're of a certain pliable nature...

"Ah, an urbane and utterly ruthless smug-ugly of a sociopath, who likes to surround himself with possessions of quality. You know what this means?"
"We back his toilets up when he's in his study having a snifter of brandy?"
"Exactly."
...and thus did the BioSanitation Battalion make their contribution to the war effort.

[SRoss]

Ange: "Wait! How did you too survive? How did you get here!?!"

Momoka: "This island is T.A.H.I.T.I."

Tusk: "It's a magical place."

[taalismn]

Ange: "Wait! How did you too survive? How did you get here!?!"

Momoka: "This island is T.A.H.I.T.I."

Tusk: "It's a magical place."

In the back of the hangar where Tusk's mother's para-mail is stored, we see several crates marked 'Property of U.S. Government", 'S.H.I.E.L.D.", and "Dharma Project"

[Alpha 11]

"I don't believe it. I just don't believe it."
The UEsG troopers looked on in shock.
Embryo had gone over backwards teakettle-over-ass over the back of the crouched Bill as Ted pushed the would-be god to the ground. The two teens then quickly swarmed the grounded older man before he could do anything, quickly binding him with his own shoelaces and strips torn from his clothing, and gagging hi, his own tie. Within moments, the smircky bastard was hogtied and unable to both move and invoke his peculiar form of regeneration and teleportation.
"Why didn't WE think of that?!"
"Because our rationality would say 'it ain't going to work'?"
"Probably. Let's go over and further knock him out before he breaks loose or summons his damn super-mecha."

*right after the hogtied badguy is carried off, the Wyld Stallions hop back into their phone booth and vanish.. heading back to convince a tailor replace Embryo's shoelaces and parts of his outfit with super tough threads, and soak his tie in a contact sedative..*

Ah, Ersha, you discovered that the guy HATES kids...unless they're of a certain pliable nature...

"Ah, an urbane and utterly ruthless smug-ugly of a sociopath, who likes to surround himself with possessions of quality. You know what this means?"
"We back his toilets up when he's in his study having a snifter of brandy?"
"Exactly."
...and thus did the BioSanitation Battalion make their contribution to the war effort.

Ange: "Wait! How did you too survive? How did you get here!?!"

Momoka: "This island is T.A.H.I.T.I."

Tusk: "It's a magical place."

Ange: "Wait! How did you too survive? How did you get here!?!"

Momoka: "This island is T.A.H.I.T.I."

Tusk: "It's a magical place."

In the back of the hangar where Tusk's mother's para-mail is stored, we see several crates marked 'Property of U.S. Government", 'S.H.I.E.L.D.", and "Dharma Project"

[SRoss]

Meanwhile in the depths of GMP lockup...

Barney: "I love you, you love me..."

Bubba, the 280lb High Tech Bandit: (Jumping off the top bunk, unbuttoning his shirt) "Damn strait!"

[taalismn]

Meanwhile in the depths of GMP lockup...

Barney: "I love you, you love me..."

Bubba, the 280lb High Tech Bandit: (Jumping off the top bunk, unbuttoning his shirt) "Damn strait!"

"Mister Embryo, meet your cellmates."

[Alpha 11]

Meanwhile in the depths of GMP lockup...

Barney: "I love you, you love me..."

Bubba, the 280lb High Tech Bandit: (Jumping off the top bunk, unbuttoning his shirt) "Damn strait!"