Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Minmei has not shown any preference for life prey. On the other hand, she has also not shown any inclination towards necrophilia(Johnathon Wolff doesn't count, as he was technically Dead Man Walking). So it may be possible to outrun her.
At least until she remembers her sidearm training.
At least until she remembers her sidearm training.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Minmei: "What kind of CRAP is THIS?! What did I do to DESERVE these LIES about ME?!"
Lisa: "Do you want the LONG list or the SHORT list?"
Minmei: "Oh, do SHUT UP."
Lisa: "Touched a nerve, did I?"
Lisa: "Do you want the LONG list or the SHORT list?"
Minmei: "Oh, do SHUT UP."
Lisa: "Touched a nerve, did I?"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Now class, what have we learned about celebrity?"
"It's overrated?"
"Kill the media."
"Authorize biographies only if the biographers are at gunpoint."
"Have ninjas on speed-dial to silence the critics and rumor-mongers."
"It's overrated?"
"Kill the media."
"Authorize biographies only if the biographers are at gunpoint."
"Have ninjas on speed-dial to silence the critics and rumor-mongers."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Lisa: "I like this class...they have GREAT potential!"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Minmei has not shown any preference for life prey. On the other hand, she has also not shown any inclination towards necrophilia(Johnathon Wolff doesn't count, as he was technically Dead Man Walking). So it may be possible to outrun her.
At least until she remembers her sidearm training.
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "What kind of CRAP is THIS?! What did I do to DESERVE these LIES about ME?!"
Lisa: "Do you want the LONG list or the SHORT list?"
Minmei: "Oh, do SHUT UP."
Lisa: "Touched a nerve, did I?"
taalismn wrote:"Now class, what have we learned about celebrity?"
"It's overrated?"
"Kill the media."
"Authorize biographies only if the biographers are at gunpoint."
"Have ninjas on speed-dial to silence the critics and rumor-mongers."
Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "I like this class...they have GREAT potential!"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Next, class, we will discuss the ethics of transposing large numbers of people between timelines and universes and abandoning them for the sole purpose of entertainment at what happens next. When one does mass-transpositions, one is expected to take responsibility for the divergent universe so created, with the assignment to the responsible entity of acting as effective resident god-protector with regards to future development of that universe. To do otherwise would be in effect breeding alternities recklessly, then abandoning them to the streets. I'm only sorry to say that the penalty is ONLY exile to the bottom of a gravitational singularity time-sink until the heat death of the universe, when what I'd really like to do is-"
"Ah, sir....'interdimensional transposition'? This is 'Performance Arts'."
"Oops! You're right! I'm sorry, I just got caught up remembering a persistent problem we've been having in the Time/Space Corps-"
"The Brain Sucker resurgence?"
"Yes-, wait, how'd you know? "
"Daddy told me about it."
"How'd he...of course. your father would know, wouldn't he? How is he?"
"He said to say 'Hi' to you, and he hasn't forgotten your advice about dealing with Daleks."
"Ah, sir....'interdimensional transposition'? This is 'Performance Arts'."
"Oops! You're right! I'm sorry, I just got caught up remembering a persistent problem we've been having in the Time/Space Corps-"
"The Brain Sucker resurgence?"
"Yes-, wait, how'd you know? "
"Daddy told me about it."
"How'd he...of course. your father would know, wouldn't he? How is he?"
"He said to say 'Hi' to you, and he hasn't forgotten your advice about dealing with Daleks."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:"Next, class, we will discuss the ethics of transposing large numbers of people between timelines and universes and abandoning them for the sole purpose of entertainment at what happens next. When one does mass-transpositions, one is expected to take responsibility for the divergent universe so created, with the assignment to the responsible entity of acting as effective resident god-protector with regards to future development of that universe. To do otherwise would be in effect breeding alternities recklessly, then abandoning them to the streets. I'm only sorry to say that the penalty is ONLY exile to the bottom of a gravitational singularity time-sink until the heat death of the universe, when what I'd really like to do is-"
"Ah, sir....'interdimensional transposition'? This is 'Performance Arts'."
"Oops! You're right! I'm sorry, I just got caught up remembering a persistent problem we've been having in the Time/Space Corps-"
"The Brain Sucker resurgence?"
"Yes-, wait, how'd you know? "
"Daddy told me about it."
"How'd he...of course. your father would know, wouldn't he? How is he?"
"He said to say 'Hi' to you, and he hasn't forgotten your advice about dealing with Daleks."
The Doctor?
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Alpha 11 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Next, class, we will discuss the ethics of transposing large numbers of people between timelines and universes and abandoning them for the sole purpose of entertainment at what happens next. When one does mass-transpositions, one is expected to take responsibility for the divergent universe so created, with the assignment to the responsible entity of acting as effective resident god-protector with regards to future development of that universe. To do otherwise would be in effect breeding alternities recklessly, then abandoning them to the streets. I'm only sorry to say that the penalty is ONLY exile to the bottom of a gravitational singularity time-sink until the heat death of the universe, when what I'd really like to do is-"
"Ah, sir....'interdimensional transposition'? This is 'Performance Arts'."
"Oops! You're right! I'm sorry, I just got caught up remembering a persistent problem we've been having in the Time/Space Corps-"
"The Brain Sucker resurgence?"
"Yes-, wait, how'd you know? "
"Daddy told me about it."
"How'd he...of course. your father would know, wouldn't he? How is he?"
"He said to say 'Hi' to you, and he hasn't forgotten your advice about dealing with Daleks."
The Doctor?
Yah.
Very amusing, but I just noticed that just down the hill from me, one of my neighbors has one of those 'police call box' garden sheds readily visible from the road. I checked over several days to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Still there, Now I'm looking over my shoulder for Daleks.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Next, class, we will discuss the ethics of transposing large numbers of people between timelines and universes and abandoning them for the sole purpose of entertainment at what happens next. When one does mass-transpositions, one is expected to take responsibility for the divergent universe so created, with the assignment to the responsible entity of acting as effective resident god-protector with regards to future development of that universe. To do otherwise would be in effect breeding alternities recklessly, then abandoning them to the streets. I'm only sorry to say that the penalty is ONLY exile to the bottom of a gravitational singularity time-sink until the heat death of the universe, when what I'd really like to do is-"
"Ah, sir....'interdimensional transposition'? This is 'Performance Arts'."
"Oops! You're right! I'm sorry, I just got caught up remembering a persistent problem we've been having in the Time/Space Corps-"
"The Brain Sucker resurgence?"
"Yes-, wait, how'd you know? "
"Daddy told me about it."
"How'd he...of course. your father would know, wouldn't he? How is he?"
"He said to say 'Hi' to you, and he hasn't forgotten your advice about dealing with Daleks."
The Doctor?
Yah.
Very amusing, but I just noticed that just down the hill from me, one of my neighbors has one of those 'police call box' garden sheds readily visible from the road. I checked over several days to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Still there, Now I'm looking over my shoulder for Daleks.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
I just wonder how many other people in the neighborhood have picked up on the blatant display of geekdom.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:I just wonder how many other people in the neighborhood have picked up on the blatant display of geekdom.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
I hesitate to bring up this topic...but it's High School Prom Season.
*CLICK*#CHING!#
"You're chaperoning the dance, Edwards."
(tugging on the shackles holding him by the ankles and preventing him from sprinting out the door)"DAMNIT! When'd you guys bolt my chair to the floor?!"
*CLICK*#CHING!#
"You're chaperoning the dance, Edwards."
(tugging on the shackles holding him by the ankles and preventing him from sprinting out the door)"DAMNIT! When'd you guys bolt my chair to the floor?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Minmei: "Mebbe I'll find and date..."
Lisa: "What? Are you a cougar now?!"
Minmei: "NOOO!! I meant a date to go with me to the prom..."
Lisa: "Aren't you a little OLD for that?"
Minmei:
Lisa: "What? Are you a cougar now?!"
Minmei: "NOOO!! I meant a date to go with me to the prom..."
Lisa: "Aren't you a little OLD for that?"
Minmei:
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"There's always the morgue..."
"Hardee-har-har."
"Hardee-har-har."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:I hesitate to bring up this topic...but it's High School Prom Season.
*CLICK*#CHING!#
"You're chaperoning the dance, Edwards."
(tugging on the shackles holding him by the ankles and preventing him from sprinting out the door)"DAMNIT! When'd you guys bolt my chair to the floor?!"
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Mebbe I'll find and date..."
Lisa: "What? Are you a cougar now?!"
Minmei: "NOOO!! I meant a date to go with me to the prom..."
Lisa: "Aren't you a little OLD for that?"
Minmei:
taalismn wrote:"There's always the morgue..."
"Hardee-har-har."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Edwards: "I think I'll skip this dance and let the kids enjoy themselves."
Kyle: "Ditto."
Kyle: "Ditto."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I think I'll skip this dance and let the kids enjoy themselves."
Kyle: "Ditto."
*CLING*#SLAM#
"...right...forgot about the leg chains..."
"Shut up and help me with this blowtorch..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
#3 Teenagers by My Chemical Romance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw
#4 Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg
Edward: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I think I'll skip this dance and let the kids enjoy themselves."
Kyle: "Ditto."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I think I'll skip this dance and let the kids enjoy themselves."
Kyle: "Ditto."
*CLING*#SLAM#
"...right...forgot about the leg chains..."
"Shut up and help me with this blowtorch..."
Chronicler wrote:
#3 Teenagers by My Chemical Romance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw
#4 Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg
Edward: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
I agree.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Let's try not to have a repeat of last year, where we had the narcotics squad, bombsquad, SWAT, Animal Control, an exorcist, AND an armored regiment camped out in the parking lot during the prom..."
"...sir, this school wasn't in EXISTENCE for prom last year..."
"..okay, so, let's avoid having the narcotics squad, bombsquad, SWAT, Animal Control, an exorcist, AND an armored regiment camped out in the parking lot during the prom."
"...sir, this school wasn't in EXISTENCE for prom last year..."
"..okay, so, let's avoid having the narcotics squad, bombsquad, SWAT, Animal Control, an exorcist, AND an armored regiment camped out in the parking lot during the prom."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
A group of women in "slightly" too small school uniforms show up...
Sisters of Clea Repentia: "We will assist with the chaperoning this year."
Edwards: "Kyle! Forget the blow torch! Give me the hacksaw! I'm cutting off my leg!!!"
Sisters of Clea Repentia: "We will assist with the chaperoning this year."
Edwards: "Kyle! Forget the blow torch! Give me the hacksaw! I'm cutting off my leg!!!"
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SRoss wrote:A group of women in "slightly" too small school uniforms show up...
Sisters of Clea Repentia: "We will assist with the chaperoning this year."
Edwards: "Kyle! Forget the blow torch! Give me the hacksaw! I'm cutting off my leg!!!"
Kyle can only mutter in return, deciding that it's more expedient to use his TEETH.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
(Meanwhile...)
Rick: "I think you're having too much fun, Lisa..."
Lisa: "Its not over yet...night's still young and the dance hasn't actually started...YET!"
Rick: "You WICKED girl!" :
Lisa: "You LIKE it, don't you?"
Rick: "I think you're having too much fun, Lisa..."
Lisa: "Its not over yet...night's still young and the dance hasn't actually started...YET!"
Rick: "You WICKED girl!" :
Lisa: "You LIKE it, don't you?"
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Cut to: A Sister of Clea Repentia
Sister: (Pointing a huge gun at the Fourth Wall) "The following scene involving Rick and Lisa's plans for when they get home have been censored for the protection of the innocent."
Sister: (Pointing a huge gun at the Fourth Wall) "The following scene involving Rick and Lisa's plans for when they get home have been censored for the protection of the innocent."
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SRoss wrote:Cut to: A Sister of Clea Repentia
Sister: (Pointing a huge gun at the Fourth Wall) "The following scene involving Rick and Lisa's plans for when they get home have been censored for the protection of the innocent."
Sister behind the first, looking offcamera: "X-rated Scrabble...?!"
Sister 1(still holding gun): "Be strong, and think pure thoughts!"
Sister2: "Wow...TRIPLE word-score..oh my..."
Sister 1: "PURE THOUGHTS!!! YOU HEAR ME???!!! PURE THOUGHTS!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100: "Sisters, I think Edwards and Kyle are trying to escspe!"
Sisters: "WHAT!! They must be PUNISHED!!"
Edwards and Kyle: "CRAP."
(Lisa and Arnie100 hi-fives each other...)
Sisters: "WHAT!! They must be PUNISHED!!"
Edwards and Kyle: "CRAP."
(Lisa and Arnie100 hi-fives each other...)
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Kyle: "What are you complaining about? I cut off your leg like you asked!!!"
Edwards: (Pointing at the still shackled leg) "YOU CUT OFF THE WRONG ONE YOU MORON!!!"
Edwards: (Pointing at the still shackled leg) "YOU CUT OFF THE WRONG ONE YOU MORON!!!"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Whereupon Kyle starts beating the snot out of Edwards with the latter's own leg....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:"Let's try not to have a repeat of last year, where we had the narcotics squad, bombsquad, SWAT, Animal Control, an exorcist, AND an armored regiment camped out in the parking lot during the prom..."
"...sir, this school wasn't in EXISTENCE for prom last year..."
"..okay, so, let's avoid having the narcotics squad, bombsquad, SWAT, Animal Control, an exorcist, AND an armored regiment camped out in the parking lot during the prom."
SRoss wrote:A group of women in "slightly" too small school uniforms show up...
Sisters of Clea Repentia: "We will assist with the chaperoning this year."
Edwards: "Kyle! Forget the blow torch! Give me the hacksaw! I'm cutting off my leg!!!"
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:A group of women in "slightly" too small school uniforms show up...
Sisters of Clea Repentia: "We will assist with the chaperoning this year."
Edwards: "Kyle! Forget the blow torch! Give me the hacksaw! I'm cutting off my leg!!!"
Kyle can only mutter in return, deciding that it's more expedient to use his TEETH.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile...)
Rick: "I think you're having too much fun, Lisa..."
Lisa: "Its not over yet...night's still young and the dance hasn't actually started...YET!"
Rick: "You WICKED girl!" :
Lisa: "You LIKE it, don't you?"
SRoss wrote:Cut to: A Sister of Clea Repentia
Sister: (Pointing a huge gun at the Fourth Wall) "The following scene involving Rick and Lisa's plans for when they get home have been censored for the protection of the innocent."
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Cut to: A Sister of Clea Repentia
Sister: (Pointing a huge gun at the Fourth Wall) "The following scene involving Rick and Lisa's plans for when they get home have been censored for the protection of the innocent."
Sister behind the first, looking offcamera: "X-rated Scrabble...?!"
Sister 1(still holding gun): "Be strong, and think pure thoughts!"
Sister2: "Wow...TRIPLE word-score..oh my..."
Sister 1: "PURE THOUGHTS!!! YOU HEAR ME???!!! PURE THOUGHTS!!!"
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "Sisters, I think Edwards and Kyle are trying to escspe!"
Sisters: "WHAT!! They must be PUNISHED!!"
Edwards and Kyle: "CRAP."
(Lisa and Arnie100 hi-fives each other...)
SRoss wrote:Kyle: "What are you complaining about? I cut off your leg like you asked!!!"
Edwards: (Pointing at the still shackled leg) "YOU CUT OFF THE WRONG ONE YOU MORON!!!"
taalismn wrote:Whereupon Kyle starts beating the snot out of Edwards with the latter's own leg....
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
(At the prom...)
Minmei: "So...I finally get to have some payback with you two..."
Kyle: "Can this night get any worse?!
Edwards: "Just do it quick, PLEASE!"
Minmei: "OH, NO...I've got all NIGHT..."
Minmei: "So...I finally get to have some payback with you two..."
Kyle: "Can this night get any worse?!
Edwards: "Just do it quick, PLEASE!"
Minmei: "OH, NO...I've got all NIGHT..."
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:(At the prom...)
Minmei: "So...I finally get to have some payback with you two..."
Kyle: "Can this night get any worse?!
Edwards: "Just do it quick, PLEASE!"
Minmei: "OH, NO...I've got all NIGHT..."
Edwards: "Oh god, she's making us watch her DRINK...."
School Nurse: "Somewhere...a million livers just suddenly cried out in anguish..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:(At the prom...)
Minmei: "So...I finally get to have some payback with you two..."
Kyle: "Can this night get any worse?!
Edwards: "Just do it quick, PLEASE!"
Minmei: "OH, NO...I've got all NIGHT..."
Edwards: "Oh god, she's making us watch her DRINK...."
School Nurse: "Somewhere...a million livers just suddenly cried out in anguish..."
Washū: "Excellent! I've always wanted to experiment on human livers."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Kyle and Edwards: (Cleveland-style) NonononoNNNOOOOOO!!!"
Washu: "What?"
Ryohko: "They know you're bat-s**t crazy, Mom! Now...where's Tenshi?!"
(Over by the punch bowl...)
Minmei: "So...you got a date?"
Tenshi: "Uhm..."
Ayeka: "HEY!! That's my MAN!!"
Ryohko: "What do you mean...YOUR MAN?"
Minmei: "I was here FIRST. BACK OFF"
(Girlfight ensues...)
Tenshi: "Uhm..."
Edwards: "WOW. Just WOW."
Kyle: "Wish I had that kinda action..."
Washu: "What?"
Ryohko: "They know you're bat-s**t crazy, Mom! Now...where's Tenshi?!"
(Over by the punch bowl...)
Minmei: "So...you got a date?"
Tenshi: "Uhm..."
Ayeka: "HEY!! That's my MAN!!"
Ryohko: "What do you mean...YOUR MAN?"
Minmei: "I was here FIRST. BACK OFF"
(Girlfight ensues...)
Tenshi: "Uhm..."
Edwards: "WOW. Just WOW."
Kyle: "Wish I had that kinda action..."
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Watching to roiling mass of girl fight.
"No you don't."
"No you don't."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Vice Principle: "Now Miss Stirling, I understand your desire for your daughter to make friends with common interests. But I can't help but feel that Erica Hartmann is maybe too much of a bad influence."
Cut To: Dana writing on a blackboard over and over again "I will not show up to class pantsless..."
Cut To: Dana writing on a blackboard over and over again "I will not show up to class pantsless..."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:(At the prom...)
Minmei: "So...I finally get to have some payback with you two..."
Kyle: "Can this night get any worse?!
Edwards: "Just do it quick, PLEASE!"
Minmei: "OH, NO...I've got all NIGHT..."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:(At the prom...)
Minmei: "So...I finally get to have some payback with you two..."
Kyle: "Can this night get any worse?!
Edwards: "Just do it quick, PLEASE!"
Minmei: "OH, NO...I've got all NIGHT..."
Edwards: "Oh god, she's making us watch her DRINK...."
School Nurse: "Somewhere...a million livers just suddenly cried out in anguish..."
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:(At the prom...)
Minmei: "So...I finally get to have some payback with you two..."
Kyle: "Can this night get any worse?!
Edwards: "Just do it quick, PLEASE!"
Minmei: "OH, NO...I've got all NIGHT..."
Edwards: "Oh god, she's making us watch her DRINK...."
School Nurse: "Somewhere...a million livers just suddenly cried out in anguish..."
Washū: "Excellent! I've always wanted to experiment on human livers."
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle and Edwards: (Cleveland-style) NonononoNNNOOOOOO!!!"
Washu: "What?"
Ryohko: "They know you're bat-s**t crazy, Mom! Now...where's Tenshi?!"
(Over by the punch bowl...)
Minmei: "So...you got a date?"
Tenshi: "Uhm..."
Ayeka: "HEY!! That's my MAN!!"
Ryohko: "What do you mean...YOUR MAN?"
Minmei: "I was here FIRST. BACK OFF"
(Girlfight ensues...)
Tenshi: "Uhm..."
Edwards: "WOW. Just WOW."
Kyle: "Wish I had that kinda action..."
SRoss wrote:Watching to roiling mass of girl fight.
"No you don't."
SRoss wrote:Vice Principle: "Now Miss Stirling, I understand your desire for your daughter to make friends with common interests. But I can't help but feel that Erica Hartmann is maybe too much of a bad influence."
Cut To: Dana writing on a blackboard over and over again "I will not show up to class pantsless..."
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(At the prom...)
Dana: "So; Nova...got a date?
Nova: "Not yet...but I spot someone very lonely by the punch bowl..."
Dana: "Hey, handsome..."
Tenshi: "Uhhh..."
Minmei: "HEYYYY!!! WE SAW HIM FIRST!!"
Ryohko: "Get away from my man!"
Ayeka: "Oh, welll..."
(Girlfight continues with two new girls...)
Edwards: "AWESOME..."
Kyle: (Looking at Tenshi...) "How do you do that?!"
Tenshi: "Happens every where I go."
Dana: "So; Nova...got a date?
Nova: "Not yet...but I spot someone very lonely by the punch bowl..."
Dana: "Hey, handsome..."
Tenshi: "Uhhh..."
Minmei: "HEYYYY!!! WE SAW HIM FIRST!!"
Ryohko: "Get away from my man!"
Ayeka: "Oh, welll..."
(Girlfight continues with two new girls...)
Edwards: "AWESOME..."
Kyle: (Looking at Tenshi...) "How do you do that?!"
Tenshi: "Happens every where I go."
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:(At the prom...)
Dana: "So; Nova...got a date?
Nova: "Not yet...but I spot someone very lonely by the punch bowl..."
Dana: "Hey, handsome..."
Tenshi: "Uhhh..."
Minmei: "HEYYYY!!! WE SAW HIM FIRST!!"
Ryohko: "Get away from my man!"
Ayeka: "Oh, welll..."
(Girlfight continues with two new girls...)
Edwards: "AWESOME..."
Kyle: (Looking at Tenshi...) "How do you do that?!"
Tenshi: "Happens every where I go."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Shinji: "Wow, with him around I can relax this year."
Minmei: "Hey kid, how about you, me and Tenshi try a threesome?"
Tenshi and Shinji:
Minmei: "Hey kid, how about you, me and Tenshi try a threesome?"
Tenshi and Shinji:
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Minmei: "DAMMIT...I just wanna date..."
Lisa: "Minmei...you look old enough to be their MOTHER."
Minmei:
Lisa: "Minmei...you look old enough to be their MOTHER."
Minmei:
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"By the way, Kyle, you're the only member of staff who hasn't signed up to supervise an after school club yet."
"The only one left is The Game Creation Club."
Edwards: (Pointing at Kyle) "Ha Ha!"
"The only one left is The Game Creation Club."
Edwards: (Pointing at Kyle) "Ha Ha!"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"The first and most important activity of this club is NOT to annoy the adult supervisor, do NOT give him any flack or brief, do NOT involve him in anything involving police, military, emergency workers, lawyers, the media, exorcists, or PTA oversight committees, and do NOT give him reason to consider making birth control retroactive. Stay within those guidelines and we should get along just fine. Cross those lines and die. It's that simple."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:"The first and most important activity of this club is NOT to annoy the adult supervisor, do NOT give him any flack or brief, do NOT involve him in anything involving police, military, emergency workers, lawyers, the media, exorcists, or PTA oversight committees, and do NOT give him reason to consider making birth control retroactive. Stay within those guidelines and we should get along just fine. Cross those lines and die. It's that simple."
SRoss: "He actually thinks that will work?"
Arnie 100: "Side effect from the Mind Bleach[sup]tm[/sup], he thinks he's dealing with normal students."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"No, actually I kept my service pistol, my service assault rifle, my service armor, my service rocket launcher, my...you get the idea...and I still know hoe to use them."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:Shinji: "Wow, with him around I can relax this year."
Minmei: "Hey kid, how about you, me and Tenshi try a threesome?"
Tenshi and Shinji:
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "DAMMIT...I just wanna date..."
Lisa: "Minmei...you look old enough to be their MOTHER."
Minmei:
SRoss wrote:"By the way, Kyle, you're the only member of staff who hasn't signed up to supervise an after school club yet."
"The only one left is The Game Creation Club."
Edwards: (Pointing at Kyle) "Ha Ha!"
It wasn't a bad anime.
taalismn wrote:"The first and most important activity of this club is NOT to annoy the adult supervisor, do NOT give him any flack or brief, do NOT involve him in anything involving police, military, emergency workers, lawyers, the media, exorcists, or PTA oversight committees, and do NOT give him reason to consider making birth control retroactive. Stay within those guidelines and we should get along just fine. Cross those lines and die. It's that simple."
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:"The first and most important activity of this club is NOT to annoy the adult supervisor, do NOT give him any flack or brief, do NOT involve him in anything involving police, military, emergency workers, lawyers, the media, exorcists, or PTA oversight committees, and do NOT give him reason to consider making birth control retroactive. Stay within those guidelines and we should get along just fine. Cross those lines and die. It's that simple."
SRoss: "He actually thinks that will work?"
Arnie 100: "Side effect from the Mind Bleach[sup]tm[/sup], he thinks he's dealing with normal students."
taalismn wrote:"No, actually I kept my service pistol, my service assault rifle, my service armor, my service rocket launcher, my...you get the idea...and I still know hoe to use them."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Chronicler wrote:
#3 Teenagers by My Chemical Romance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw
#4 Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg
Edward: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
#5 Another Brick in the Wall (parts 1,2, and 3) Performed by Korn, made famous by Pink Floyd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roz8l0kd2xA
Lisa: "Who invited them!?!"
Principal Jones:
Nova: "Sir, you are evil and have no taste."
*Moments later*
Civil Defense Officer: *Looks at the mass riots of students from Multiple districts* "Prom night."
Students: ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Gendo: (Slipping into the auditorium) "Ha! They'll never recognize me clean shaven. Soon I will control this school, then the Multiverse."
Sisters of cle Repentia: "Surprise morality check, can you please accompany us to the broom closet you handsome man."
"How long til they work out he isn't a Stirling?
Sisters of cle Repentia: "Surprise morality check, can you please accompany us to the broom closet you handsome man."
"How long til they work out he isn't a Stirling?