Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:17 pm

Minmei has not shown any preference for life prey. On the other hand, she has also not shown any inclination towards necrophilia(Johnathon Wolff doesn't count, as he was technically Dead Man Walking). So it may be possible to outrun her.
At least until she remembers her sidearm training.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 8:35 pm

Minmei: "What kind of CRAP is THIS?! What did I do to DESERVE these LIES about ME?!"
Lisa: "Do you want the LONG list or the SHORT list?"
Minmei: "Oh, do SHUT UP."
Lisa: "Touched a nerve, did I?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:30 pm

"Now class, what have we learned about celebrity?"
"It's overrated?"
"Kill the media."
"Authorize biographies only if the biographers are at gunpoint."
"Have ninjas on speed-dial to silence the critics and rumor-mongers."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 11:00 pm

Lisa: "I like this class...they have GREAT potential!" :twisted:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:05 am

taalismn wrote:Minmei has not shown any preference for life prey. On the other hand, she has also not shown any inclination towards necrophilia(Johnathon Wolff doesn't count, as he was technically Dead Man Walking). So it may be possible to outrun her.
At least until she remembers her sidearm training.

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "What kind of CRAP is THIS?! What did I do to DESERVE these LIES about ME?!"
Lisa: "Do you want the LONG list or the SHORT list?"
Minmei: "Oh, do SHUT UP."
Lisa: "Touched a nerve, did I?"

taalismn wrote:"Now class, what have we learned about celebrity?"
"It's overrated?"
"Kill the media."
"Authorize biographies only if the biographers are at gunpoint."
"Have ninjas on speed-dial to silence the critics and rumor-mongers."

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "I like this class...they have GREAT potential!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 7:45 pm

"Next, class, we will discuss the ethics of transposing large numbers of people between timelines and universes and abandoning them for the sole purpose of entertainment at what happens next. When one does mass-transpositions, one is expected to take responsibility for the divergent universe so created, with the assignment to the responsible entity of acting as effective resident god-protector with regards to future development of that universe. To do otherwise would be in effect breeding alternities recklessly, then abandoning them to the streets. I'm only sorry to say that the penalty is ONLY exile to the bottom of a gravitational singularity time-sink until the heat death of the universe, when what I'd really like to do is-"
"Ah, sir....'interdimensional transposition'? This is 'Performance Arts'."
"Oops! You're right! I'm sorry, I just got caught up remembering a persistent problem we've been having in the Time/Space Corps-"
"The Brain Sucker resurgence?"
"Yes-, wait, how'd you know? "
"Daddy told me about it."
"How'd he...of course. your father would know, wouldn't he? How is he?"
"He said to say 'Hi' to you, and he hasn't forgotten your advice about dealing with Daleks."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:32 pm

taalismn wrote:"Next, class, we will discuss the ethics of transposing large numbers of people between timelines and universes and abandoning them for the sole purpose of entertainment at what happens next. When one does mass-transpositions, one is expected to take responsibility for the divergent universe so created, with the assignment to the responsible entity of acting as effective resident god-protector with regards to future development of that universe. To do otherwise would be in effect breeding alternities recklessly, then abandoning them to the streets. I'm only sorry to say that the penalty is ONLY exile to the bottom of a gravitational singularity time-sink until the heat death of the universe, when what I'd really like to do is-"
"Ah, sir....'interdimensional transposition'? This is 'Performance Arts'."
"Oops! You're right! I'm sorry, I just got caught up remembering a persistent problem we've been having in the Time/Space Corps-"
"The Brain Sucker resurgence?"
"Yes-, wait, how'd you know? "
"Daddy told me about it."
"How'd he...of course. your father would know, wouldn't he? How is he?"
"He said to say 'Hi' to you, and he hasn't forgotten your advice about dealing with Daleks."

The Doctor?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:45 am

Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Next, class, we will discuss the ethics of transposing large numbers of people between timelines and universes and abandoning them for the sole purpose of entertainment at what happens next. When one does mass-transpositions, one is expected to take responsibility for the divergent universe so created, with the assignment to the responsible entity of acting as effective resident god-protector with regards to future development of that universe. To do otherwise would be in effect breeding alternities recklessly, then abandoning them to the streets. I'm only sorry to say that the penalty is ONLY exile to the bottom of a gravitational singularity time-sink until the heat death of the universe, when what I'd really like to do is-"
"Ah, sir....'interdimensional transposition'? This is 'Performance Arts'."
"Oops! You're right! I'm sorry, I just got caught up remembering a persistent problem we've been having in the Time/Space Corps-"
"The Brain Sucker resurgence?"
"Yes-, wait, how'd you know? "
"Daddy told me about it."
"How'd he...of course. your father would know, wouldn't he? How is he?"
"He said to say 'Hi' to you, and he hasn't forgotten your advice about dealing with Daleks."

The Doctor?

Yah.
Very amusing, but I just noticed that just down the hill from me, one of my neighbors has one of those 'police call box' garden sheds readily visible from the road. I checked over several days to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Still there, Now I'm looking over my shoulder for Daleks.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:47 pm

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Next, class, we will discuss the ethics of transposing large numbers of people between timelines and universes and abandoning them for the sole purpose of entertainment at what happens next. When one does mass-transpositions, one is expected to take responsibility for the divergent universe so created, with the assignment to the responsible entity of acting as effective resident god-protector with regards to future development of that universe. To do otherwise would be in effect breeding alternities recklessly, then abandoning them to the streets. I'm only sorry to say that the penalty is ONLY exile to the bottom of a gravitational singularity time-sink until the heat death of the universe, when what I'd really like to do is-"
"Ah, sir....'interdimensional transposition'? This is 'Performance Arts'."
"Oops! You're right! I'm sorry, I just got caught up remembering a persistent problem we've been having in the Time/Space Corps-"
"The Brain Sucker resurgence?"
"Yes-, wait, how'd you know? "
"Daddy told me about it."
"How'd he...of course. your father would know, wouldn't he? How is he?"
"He said to say 'Hi' to you, and he hasn't forgotten your advice about dealing with Daleks."

The Doctor?

Yah.
Very amusing, but I just noticed that just down the hill from me, one of my neighbors has one of those 'police call box' garden sheds readily visible from the road. I checked over several days to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Still there, Now I'm looking over my shoulder for Daleks.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:02 pm

I just wonder how many other people in the neighborhood have picked up on the blatant display of geekdom.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:20 pm

taalismn wrote:I just wonder how many other people in the neighborhood have picked up on the blatant display of geekdom.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:36 pm

I hesitate to bring up this topic...but it's High School Prom Season.
*CLICK*#CHING!#
"You're chaperoning the dance, Edwards."
(tugging on the shackles holding him by the ankles and preventing him from sprinting out the door)"DAMNIT! When'd you guys bolt my chair to the floor?!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:48 pm

Minmei: "Mebbe I'll find and date..."
Lisa: "What? Are you a cougar now?!"
Minmei: "NOOO!! I meant a date to go with me to the prom..."
Lisa: "Aren't you a little OLD for that?"
Minmei:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:18 pm

"There's always the morgue..."
"Hardee-har-har."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:48 pm

taalismn wrote:I hesitate to bring up this topic...but it's High School Prom Season.
*CLICK*#CHING!#
"You're chaperoning the dance, Edwards."
(tugging on the shackles holding him by the ankles and preventing him from sprinting out the door)"DAMNIT! When'd you guys bolt my chair to the floor?!"

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Mebbe I'll find and date..."
Lisa: "What? Are you a cougar now?!"
Minmei: "NOOO!! I meant a date to go with me to the prom..."
Lisa: "Aren't you a little OLD for that?"
Minmei:

taalismn wrote:"There's always the morgue..."
"Hardee-har-har."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:08 pm

MCH #69 PROM PLAYLIST

1# Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:04 pm

MCH #69 PROM PLAYLIST

2# Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:08 pm

Edwards:

"I think I'll skip this dance and let the kids enjoy themselves."
Kyle: :shock:

"Ditto."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:24 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I think I'll skip this dance and let the kids enjoy themselves."
Kyle: "Ditto."

*CLING*#SLAM#
"...right...forgot about the leg chains..."
"Shut up and help me with this blowtorch..."

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:54 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
MCH #69 PROM PLAYLIST

2# Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo

#3 Teenagers by My Chemical Romance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw

#4 Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

Edward: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 11:30 pm

SRoss wrote:
MCH #69 PROM PLAYLIST

1# Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas.

Arnie100 wrote:
MCH #69 PROM PLAYLIST

2# Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I think I'll skip this dance and let the kids enjoy themselves."
Kyle: "Ditto."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I think I'll skip this dance and let the kids enjoy themselves."
Kyle: "Ditto."

*CLING*#SLAM#
"...right...forgot about the leg chains..."
"Shut up and help me with this blowtorch..."

Chronicler wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
MCH #69 PROM PLAYLIST

2# Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo

#3 Teenagers by My Chemical Romance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw

#4 Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

Edward: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

I agree.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:24 am

"Let's try not to have a repeat of last year, where we had the narcotics squad, bombsquad, SWAT, Animal Control, an exorcist, AND an armored regiment camped out in the parking lot during the prom..."
"...sir, this school wasn't in EXISTENCE for prom last year..."
"..okay, so, let's avoid having the narcotics squad, bombsquad, SWAT, Animal Control, an exorcist, AND an armored regiment camped out in the parking lot during the prom."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:18 am

A group of women in "slightly" too small school uniforms show up...

Sisters of Clea Repentia: "We will assist with the chaperoning this year."

Edwards: :eek:

"Kyle! Forget the blow torch! Give me the hacksaw! I'm cutting off my leg!!!" :eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:02 pm

SRoss wrote:A group of women in "slightly" too small school uniforms show up...

Sisters of Clea Repentia: "We will assist with the chaperoning this year."

Edwards: "Kyle! Forget the blow torch! Give me the hacksaw! I'm cutting off my leg!!!"

Kyle can only mutter in return, deciding that it's more expedient to use his TEETH.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:31 pm

(Meanwhile...)

Rick: "I think you're having too much fun, Lisa..."
Lisa: "Its not over yet...night's still young and the dance hasn't actually started...YET!" :twisted:

Rick: "You WICKED girl!" :twisted:

:
Lisa: "You LIKE it, don't you?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:55 pm

Cut to: A Sister of Clea Repentia

Sister: (Pointing a huge gun at the Fourth Wall) "The following scene involving Rick and Lisa's plans for when they get home have been censored for the protection of the innocent."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:04 pm

SRoss wrote:Cut to: A Sister of Clea Repentia

Sister: (Pointing a huge gun at the Fourth Wall) "The following scene involving Rick and Lisa's plans for when they get home have been censored for the protection of the innocent."

Sister behind the first, looking offcamera: "X-rated Scrabble...?!" :shock:

Sister 1(still holding gun): "Be strong, and think pure thoughts!"
Sister2: "Wow...TRIPLE word-score..oh my..."
Sister 1: "PURE THOUGHTS!!! YOU HEAR ME???!!! PURE THOUGHTS!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:30 pm

Arnie100: "Sisters, I think Edwards and Kyle are trying to escspe!"
Sisters: "WHAT!! They must be PUNISHED!!" :twisted:

Edwards and Kyle: "CRAP."
(Lisa and Arnie100 hi-fives each other...)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:01 pm

Kyle: "What are you complaining about? I cut off your leg like you asked!!!"

Edwards: (Pointing at the still shackled leg) "YOU CUT OFF THE WRONG ONE YOU MORON!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:20 pm

Whereupon Kyle starts beating the snot out of Edwards with the latter's own leg....

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:36 pm

taalismn wrote:"Let's try not to have a repeat of last year, where we had the narcotics squad, bombsquad, SWAT, Animal Control, an exorcist, AND an armored regiment camped out in the parking lot during the prom..."
"...sir, this school wasn't in EXISTENCE for prom last year..."
"..okay, so, let's avoid having the narcotics squad, bombsquad, SWAT, Animal Control, an exorcist, AND an armored regiment camped out in the parking lot during the prom."

SRoss wrote:A group of women in "slightly" too small school uniforms show up...

Sisters of Clea Repentia: "We will assist with the chaperoning this year."

Edwards: "Kyle! Forget the blow torch! Give me the hacksaw! I'm cutting off my leg!!!"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:A group of women in "slightly" too small school uniforms show up...

Sisters of Clea Repentia: "We will assist with the chaperoning this year."

Edwards: "Kyle! Forget the blow torch! Give me the hacksaw! I'm cutting off my leg!!!"

Kyle can only mutter in return, deciding that it's more expedient to use his TEETH.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:36 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile...)

Rick: "I think you're having too much fun, Lisa..."
Lisa: "Its not over yet...night's still young and the dance hasn't actually started...YET!"
Rick: "You WICKED girl!" :
Lisa: "You LIKE it, don't you?"

SRoss wrote:Cut to: A Sister of Clea Repentia

Sister: (Pointing a huge gun at the Fourth Wall) "The following scene involving Rick and Lisa's plans for when they get home have been censored for the protection of the innocent."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Cut to: A Sister of Clea Repentia

Sister: (Pointing a huge gun at the Fourth Wall) "The following scene involving Rick and Lisa's plans for when they get home have been censored for the protection of the innocent."

Sister behind the first, looking offcamera: "X-rated Scrabble...?!"
Sister 1(still holding gun): "Be strong, and think pure thoughts!"
Sister2: "Wow...TRIPLE word-score..oh my..."
Sister 1: "PURE THOUGHTS!!! YOU HEAR ME???!!! PURE THOUGHTS!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "Sisters, I think Edwards and Kyle are trying to escspe!"
Sisters: "WHAT!! They must be PUNISHED!!"
Edwards and Kyle: "CRAP."
(Lisa and Arnie100 hi-fives each other...)

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "What are you complaining about? I cut off your leg like you asked!!!"

Edwards: (Pointing at the still shackled leg) "YOU CUT OFF THE WRONG ONE YOU MORON!!!"

taalismn wrote:Whereupon Kyle starts beating the snot out of Edwards with the latter's own leg....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:32 pm

(At the prom...)

Minmei: "So...I finally get to have some payback with you two..." :twisted:

Kyle: "Can this night get any worse?!
Edwards: "Just do it quick, PLEASE!"
Minmei: "OH, NO...I've got all NIGHT..." :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:35 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(At the prom...)

Minmei: "So...I finally get to have some payback with you two..."
Kyle: "Can this night get any worse?!
Edwards: "Just do it quick, PLEASE!"
Minmei: "OH, NO...I've got all NIGHT..."

Edwards: "Oh god, she's making us watch her DRINK...."

School Nurse: "Somewhere...a million livers just suddenly cried out in anguish..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:39 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(At the prom...)

Minmei: "So...I finally get to have some payback with you two..."
Kyle: "Can this night get any worse?!
Edwards: "Just do it quick, PLEASE!"
Minmei: "OH, NO...I've got all NIGHT..."

Edwards: "Oh god, she's making us watch her DRINK...."

School Nurse: "Somewhere...a million livers just suddenly cried out in anguish..."

Washū: "Excellent! I've always wanted to experiment on human livers." :twisted:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:27 pm

Kyle and Edwards: (Cleveland-style) NonononoNNNOOOOOO!!!"
Washu: "What?"
Ryohko: "They know you're bat-s**t crazy, Mom! Now...where's Tenshi?!"

(Over by the punch bowl...)

Minmei: "So...you got a date?"
Tenshi: "Uhm..."
Ayeka: "HEY!! That's my MAN!!"
Ryohko: "What do you mean...YOUR MAN?"
Minmei: "I was here FIRST. BACK OFF"

(Girlfight ensues...)

Tenshi: "Uhm..."
Edwards: "WOW. Just WOW."
Kyle: "Wish I had that kinda action..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:51 pm

Watching to roiling mass of girl fight.

"No you don't."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:03 pm

Vice Principle: "Now Miss Stirling, I understand your desire for your daughter to make friends with common interests. But I can't help but feel that Erica Hartmann is maybe too much of a bad influence."

Cut To: Dana writing on a blackboard over and over again "I will not show up to class pantsless..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:54 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(At the prom...)

Minmei: "So...I finally get to have some payback with you two..."
Kyle: "Can this night get any worse?!
Edwards: "Just do it quick, PLEASE!"
Minmei: "OH, NO...I've got all NIGHT..."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(At the prom...)

Minmei: "So...I finally get to have some payback with you two..."
Kyle: "Can this night get any worse?!
Edwards: "Just do it quick, PLEASE!"
Minmei: "OH, NO...I've got all NIGHT..."

Edwards: "Oh god, she's making us watch her DRINK...."

School Nurse: "Somewhere...a million livers just suddenly cried out in anguish..."

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(At the prom...)

Minmei: "So...I finally get to have some payback with you two..."
Kyle: "Can this night get any worse?!
Edwards: "Just do it quick, PLEASE!"
Minmei: "OH, NO...I've got all NIGHT..."

Edwards: "Oh god, she's making us watch her DRINK...."

School Nurse: "Somewhere...a million livers just suddenly cried out in anguish..."

Washū: "Excellent! I've always wanted to experiment on human livers."

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle and Edwards: (Cleveland-style) NonononoNNNOOOOOO!!!"
Washu: "What?"
Ryohko: "They know you're bat-s**t crazy, Mom! Now...where's Tenshi?!"

(Over by the punch bowl...)

Minmei: "So...you got a date?"
Tenshi: "Uhm..."
Ayeka: "HEY!! That's my MAN!!"
Ryohko: "What do you mean...YOUR MAN?"
Minmei: "I was here FIRST. BACK OFF"

(Girlfight ensues...)

Tenshi: "Uhm..."
Edwards: "WOW. Just WOW."
Kyle: "Wish I had that kinda action..."

SRoss wrote:Watching to roiling mass of girl fight.

"No you don't."

SRoss wrote:Vice Principle: "Now Miss Stirling, I understand your desire for your daughter to make friends with common interests. But I can't help but feel that Erica Hartmann is maybe too much of a bad influence."

Cut To: Dana writing on a blackboard over and over again "I will not show up to class pantsless..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:56 pm

(At the prom...)

Dana: "So; Nova...got a date?
Nova: "Not yet...but I spot someone very lonely by the punch bowl..."
Dana: "Hey, handsome..."
Tenshi: "Uhhh..."
Minmei: "HEYYYY!!! WE SAW HIM FIRST!!"
Ryohko: "Get away from my man!"
Ayeka: "Oh, welll..."

(Girlfight continues with two new girls...)

Edwards: "AWESOME..."
Kyle: (Looking at Tenshi...) "How do you do that?!"
Tenshi: "Happens every where I go."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:26 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(At the prom...)

Dana: "So; Nova...got a date?
Nova: "Not yet...but I spot someone very lonely by the punch bowl..."
Dana: "Hey, handsome..."
Tenshi: "Uhhh..."
Minmei: "HEYYYY!!! WE SAW HIM FIRST!!"
Ryohko: "Get away from my man!"
Ayeka: "Oh, welll..."

(Girlfight continues with two new girls...)

Edwards: "AWESOME..."
Kyle: (Looking at Tenshi...) "How do you do that?!"
Tenshi: "Happens every where I go."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:14 am

Shinji: "Wow, with him around I can relax this year."

Minmei: "Hey kid, how about you, me and Tenshi try a threesome?" :twisted:

Tenshi and Shinji: :shock:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:02 am

Minmei: "DAMMIT...I just wanna date..."
Lisa: "Minmei...you look old enough to be their MOTHER."
Minmei:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:40 pm

"By the way, Kyle, you're the only member of staff who hasn't signed up to supervise an after school club yet."

"The only one left is The Game Creation Club."

Edwards: (Pointing at Kyle) "Ha Ha!" :-P

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:46 pm

"The first and most important activity of this club is NOT to annoy the adult supervisor, do NOT give him any flack or brief, do NOT involve him in anything involving police, military, emergency workers, lawyers, the media, exorcists, or PTA oversight committees, and do NOT give him reason to consider making birth control retroactive. Stay within those guidelines and we should get along just fine. Cross those lines and die. It's that simple."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:42 pm

taalismn wrote:"The first and most important activity of this club is NOT to annoy the adult supervisor, do NOT give him any flack or brief, do NOT involve him in anything involving police, military, emergency workers, lawyers, the media, exorcists, or PTA oversight committees, and do NOT give him reason to consider making birth control retroactive. Stay within those guidelines and we should get along just fine. Cross those lines and die. It's that simple."

SRoss: "He actually thinks that will work?"

Arnie 100: "Side effect from the Mind Bleach[sup]tm[/sup], he thinks he's dealing with normal students."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:39 pm

"No, actually I kept my service pistol, my service assault rifle, my service armor, my service rocket launcher, my...you get the idea...and I still know hoe to use them."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:17 pm

SRoss wrote:Shinji: "Wow, with him around I can relax this year."

Minmei: "Hey kid, how about you, me and Tenshi try a threesome?"

Tenshi and Shinji:

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "DAMMIT...I just wanna date..."
Lisa: "Minmei...you look old enough to be their MOTHER."
Minmei:

SRoss wrote:"By the way, Kyle, you're the only member of staff who hasn't signed up to supervise an after school club yet."

"The only one left is The Game Creation Club."

Edwards: (Pointing at Kyle) "Ha Ha!"

It wasn't a bad anime.

taalismn wrote:"The first and most important activity of this club is NOT to annoy the adult supervisor, do NOT give him any flack or brief, do NOT involve him in anything involving police, military, emergency workers, lawyers, the media, exorcists, or PTA oversight committees, and do NOT give him reason to consider making birth control retroactive. Stay within those guidelines and we should get along just fine. Cross those lines and die. It's that simple."

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"The first and most important activity of this club is NOT to annoy the adult supervisor, do NOT give him any flack or brief, do NOT involve him in anything involving police, military, emergency workers, lawyers, the media, exorcists, or PTA oversight committees, and do NOT give him reason to consider making birth control retroactive. Stay within those guidelines and we should get along just fine. Cross those lines and die. It's that simple."

SRoss: "He actually thinks that will work?"

Arnie 100: "Side effect from the Mind Bleach[sup]tm[/sup], he thinks he's dealing with normal students."

taalismn wrote:"No, actually I kept my service pistol, my service assault rifle, my service armor, my service rocket launcher, my...you get the idea...and I still know hoe to use them."

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:31 pm

Chronicler wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
MCH #69 PROM PLAYLIST

2# Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo

#3 Teenagers by My Chemical Romance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw

#4 Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

Edward: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

#5 Another Brick in the Wall (parts 1,2, and 3) Performed by Korn, made famous by Pink Floyd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roz8l0kd2xA

Lisa: "Who invited them!?!" :eek:

Principal Jones: :quiet:

Nova: "Sir, you are evil and have no taste."

*Moments later*

Civil Defense Officer: *Looks at the mass riots of students from Multiple districts* "Prom night." :nh:

Students: ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:03 pm

Gendo: (Slipping into the auditorium) "Ha! They'll never recognize me clean shaven. Soon I will control this school, then the Multiverse."

Sisters of cle Repentia: "Surprise morality check, can you please accompany us to the broom closet you handsome man." :love:

"How long til they work out he isn't a Stirling?