Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
As well as the value of having high M.A. and high P.B. scores
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
As well as the value of having high M.A. and high P.B. scores
"NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
As well as the value of having high M.A. and high P.B. scores
"NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!!"
And Kyle learned that being an emo pretty boy wannabe in a Maid Cafe was not a ticket io score with the cute maids and after a month the investion into his disaprrence was called off due to the trail going cold.
Also that there are a virity of Maid Cafe Thems such as the Priaxain Maid Cafe in which the *Maids* are dressed in chainmail bakinis with aprons and a asortment of blugoining and sharp, edged and pointy accseories for the overly *friendly* maids.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Praxian Cafe sounds about as successful as Classic Saturday Night Live's 'Samurai Delicatessen"(there was also 'Samurai Hotel' and 'Samurai Appliance Repair'). Complaints were handled by katana.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Praxian Cafe sounds about as successful as Classic Saturday Night Live's 'Samurai Delicatessen"(there was also 'Samurai Hotel' and 'Samurai Appliance Repair'). Complaints were handled by katana.
I think the only SNL skit in that vien that I saw was the Samurai Deli.
What kind of Rt themed Maid Cafe or a WH40k themed Maid Cafe would you come up with?
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:Meanwhile... In the Maid Café...
Sakuya: "Ok class today we're going to practice our advanced knife throwing techniques. Alright Mr. Grel, you can come in now."
After that Grell learnd quite readly that Maid Cafes when not nearly as *pointless* as he once thought they were.
taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
As well as the value of having high M.A. and high P.B. scores
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
As well as the value of having high M.A. and high P.B. scores
"NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!!"
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
As well as the value of having high M.A. and high P.B. scores
"NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!!"
And Kyle learned that being an emo pretty boy wannabe in a Maid Cafe was not a ticket io score with the cute maids and after a month the investion into his disaprrence was called off due to the trail going cold.
Also that there are a virity of Maid Cafe Thems such as the Priaxain Maid Cafe in which the *Maids* are dressed in chainmail bakinis with aprons and a asortment of blugoining and sharp, edged and pointy accseories for the overly *friendly* maids.
taalismn wrote:Praxian Cafe sounds about as successful as Classic Saturday Night Live's 'Samurai Delicatessen"(there was also 'Samurai Hotel' and 'Samurai Appliance Repair'). Complaints were handled by katana.
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Praxian Cafe sounds about as successful as Classic Saturday Night Live's 'Samurai Delicatessen"(there was also 'Samurai Hotel' and 'Samurai Appliance Repair'). Complaints were handled by katana.
I think the only SNL skit in that vien that I saw was the Samurai Deli.
What kind of Rt themed Maid Cafe or a WH40k themed Maid Cafe would you come up with?
The Musies Maid Café?
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
It lasted only as long as it took Karno to show up and try to grope one of the waitresses.
Unfortunately, due to the owners insisting on armor-glass, Karno could not be pitched through the front windows, despite multiple and enthusiastic attempts to do so. His defenestration turned rather into concussive compression(or the martial arts move 'frog on a windshield').
Unfortunately, due to the owners insisting on armor-glass, Karno could not be pitched through the front windows, despite multiple and enthusiastic attempts to do so. His defenestration turned rather into concussive compression(or the martial arts move 'frog on a windshield').
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
I was just throwing out names like I thought the post was asking for. Not very good at that short of thing, writing, that is.
taalismn wrote:It lasted only as long as it took Karno to show up and try to grope one of the waitresses.
Unfortunately, due to the owners insisting on armor-glass, Karno could not be pitched through the front windows, despite multiple and enthusiastic attempts to do so. His defenestration turned rather into concussive compression(or the martial arts move 'frog on a windshield').
And I could see him driving away business REALLY fast.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
I was just throwing out names like I thought the post was asking for. Not very good at that short of thing, writing, that is.
I'm not asking for a story but a breif discription of the Muse Cafe's theme like I did with the Priaxain cafe.
Ex:A Slannish Maid Cafe a demonic Maid/S&M cafe.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
I was just throwing out names like I thought the post was asking for. Not very good at that short of thing, writing, that is.
I'm not asking for a story but a breif discription of the Muse Cafe's theme like I did with the Priaxain cafe.
Ex:A Slannish Maid Cafe a demonic Maid/S&M cafe.
An Arabian Nights Maid Cafe, with Edwards and Kyle as harem eunuchs.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
I was just throwing out names like I thought the post was asking for. Not very good at that short of thing, writing, that is.
I'm not asking for a story but a breif discription of the Muse Cafe's theme like I did with the Priaxain cafe.
Ex:A Slannish Maid Cafe a demonic Maid/S&M cafe.
An Arabian Nights Maid Cafe, with Edwards and Kyle as harem eunuchs.
Make it a gay harem.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
I was just throwing out names like I thought the post was asking for. Not very good at that short of thing, writing, that is.
I'm not asking for a story but a breif discription of the Muse Cafe's theme like I did with the Priaxain cafe.
Ex:A Slannish Maid Cafe a demonic Maid/S&M cafe.
Sorry, my bad. Really simple then, the Maids are dressed like the Muses, and some are even playing intruments that they can, and sing of course. And the Café Roman/Tiresion look to it.
SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
I was just throwing out names like I thought the post was asking for. Not very good at that short of thing, writing, that is.
I'm not asking for a story but a breif discription of the Muse Cafe's theme like I did with the Priaxain cafe.
Ex:A Slannish Maid Cafe a demonic Maid/S&M cafe.
An Arabian Nights Maid Cafe, with Edwards and Kyle as harem eunuchs.
Kargan3033 wrote:
Make it a gay harem.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Edwards & Kyle: "Wait! You're putting us in a Yaoi Maid Cafe!?!"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:Edwards & Kyle: "Wait! You're putting us in a Yaoi Maid Cafe!?!"
" Screw with Karma and Karma scews you back twice as hard. "
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
I was just throwing out names like I thought the post was asking for. Not very good at that short of thing, writing, that is.
I'm not asking for a story but a breif discription of the Muse Cafe's theme like I did with the Priaxain cafe.
Ex:A Slannish Maid Cafe a demonic Maid/S&M cafe.
Sorry, my bad. Really simple then, the Maids are dressed like the Muses, and some are even playing intruments that they can, and sing of course. And the Café Roman/Tiresion look to it.
Not bad but what is the *Selling Point* of this Maid Cafe, if you are going the road of Rome maybe female gladator fights for the customers might be that cafe's *Selling Point. *, nothing like good food and drink as well as good music and scantly clad babes trying to dismember one another to draw a crowd.
After all every maid cafe needs a gimick to draw the cutomers in instead of having them go to other maid cafes.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Nova:" Say is that a "Wide Load. " sticker on your " Bummper " ?
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Nova:" Say is that a "Wide Load. " sticker on your " Bummper " ?
"Under the 'Tailgaters will be Vaporized'."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Kargan3033 wrote:
Not bad but what is the *Selling Point* of this Maid Cafe, if you are going the road of Rome maybe female gladator fights for the customers might be that cafe's *Selling Point. *, nothing like good food and drink as well as good music and scantly clad babes trying to dismember one another to draw a crowd.
After all every maid cafe needs a gimick to draw the cutomers in instead of having them go to other maid cafes.
Na, that's to Roman, want to go more Robotech Masters here. Remember that episode were they infiltrated the Masters ship on foot? And Dana got separated? She ended it in a "restaurant" of some kind, and she was given a drink, then sent in with other clones for some type of testing? Well, instead of test, they can a nice rub down if they want (shoulder rub, back rub, etc. ). You have to get the meal to get it, and the meal will cost a little more. Something different.
taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Nova:" Say is that a "Wide Load. " sticker on your " Bummper " ?
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Nova:" Say is that a "Wide Load. " sticker on your " Bummper " ?
"Under the 'Tailgaters will be Vaporized'."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Nova:" Say is that a "Wide Load. " sticker on your " Bummper " ?
"Under the 'Tailgaters will be Vaporized'."
If she has that under the wide load sticker on her *Bumper* then she must truly be a wide load bearing bumper queen.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
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When you consider where the main armaments on a Spartas are stowed/pointing in hovercraft mode, vaporizing tailgaters is no idle threat...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Isn't that right next to the How's My Driving? sticker?"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:"Isn't that right next to the How's My Driving? sticker?"
"My Other Car is a SuperDimensional Fortress."
(had to be said)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:"Isn't that right next to the How's My Driving? sticker?"
"My Other Car is a SuperDimensional Fortress."
(had to be said)
*Lang slowly opens his eyes as he feels like he about to projectile vomit his internal oragns as he dimly realizes he had WWWWAAYYYY to much of the Good Stuff juring last night's late session in his lab*
*Then notices that he is naked and disheavled in a field of fully gorwn Flowers Of Life, then with great confusion he sees an equaly naked and disheavled Maia Sterling laying next to him who suddenly rolls over and begin to violently throw up.*
Lang:" Dudette where's my SDF? "
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Nova:" Say is that a "Wide Load. " sticker on your " Bummper " ?
"Under the 'Tailgaters will be Vaporized'."
If she has that under the wide load sticker on her *Bumper* then she must truly be a wide load bearing bumper queen.
taalismn wrote:When you consider where the main armaments on a Spartas are stowed/pointing in hovercraft mode, vaporizing tailgaters is no idle threat...
SRoss wrote:"Isn't that right next to the How's My Driving? sticker?"
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:"Isn't that right next to the How's My Driving? sticker?"
"My Other Car is a SuperDimensional Fortress."
(had to be said)
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:"Isn't that right next to the How's My Driving? sticker?"
"My Other Car is a SuperDimensional Fortress."
(had to be said)
*Lang slowly opens his eyes as he feels like he about to projectile vomit his internal oragns as he dimly realizes he had WWWWAAYYYY to much of the Good Stuff juring last night's late session in his lab*
*Then notices that he is naked and disheavled in a field of fully gorwn Flowers Of Life, then with great confusion he sees an equaly naked and disheavled Maia Sterling laying next to him who suddenly rolls over and begin to violently throw up.*
Lang:" Dudette where's my SDF? "
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Max Sterling: "I feel a sudden urge to unleash patriarchal fury on an old acquaintance for an act of betrayal."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Max: (Staring at Lang) "Today in home ec class, we'll be learning to make schitzal from a German's sausage."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Lang: "Yep...worse than that morning in Budapest."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:
Not bad but what is the *Selling Point* of this Maid Cafe, if you are going the road of Rome maybe female gladator fights for the customers might be that cafe's *Selling Point. *, nothing like good food and drink as well as good music and scantly clad babes trying to dismember one another to draw a crowd.
After all every maid cafe needs a gimick to draw the cutomers in instead of having them go to other maid cafes.
Na, that's to Roman, want to go more Robotech Masters here. Remember that episode were they infiltrated the Masters ship on foot? And Dana got separated? She ended it in a "restaurant" of some kind, and she was given a drink, then sent in with other clones for some type of testing? Well, instead of test, they can a nice rub down if they want (shoulder rub, back rub, etc. ). You have to get the meal to get it, and the meal will cost a little more. Something different.
Happy Ending?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Lang: "Yep...worse than that morning in Budapest."
Mirya: "Ok ladies, now I want you to show me how far you can skip Doctor Lang across the minefield."
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SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Lang: "Yep...worse than that morning in Budapest."
Mirya: "Ok ladies, now I want you to show me how far you can skip Doctor Lang across the minefield."
"...to the crocodile pool over there."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Max Sterling: "I feel a sudden urge to unleash patriarchal fury on an old acquaintance for an act of betrayal."
SRoss wrote:Max: (Staring at Lang) "Today in home ec class, we'll be learning to make schitzal from a German's sausage."
taalismn wrote:Lang: "Yep...worse than that morning in Budapest."
SRoss wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:
Not bad but what is the *Selling Point* of this Maid Cafe, if you are going the road of Rome maybe female gladator fights for the customers might be that cafe's *Selling Point. *, nothing like good food and drink as well as good music and scantly clad babes trying to dismember one another to draw a crowd.
After all every maid cafe needs a gimick to draw the cutomers in instead of having them go to other maid cafes.
Na, that's to Roman, want to go more Robotech Masters here. Remember that episode were they infiltrated the Masters ship on foot? And Dana got separated? She ended it in a "restaurant" of some kind, and she was given a drink, then sent in with other clones for some type of testing? Well, instead of test, they can a nice rub down if they want (shoulder rub, back rub, etc. ). You have to get the meal to get it, and the meal will cost a little more. Something different.
Happy Ending?
Sorry, nothing like that is allowed.
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Lang: "Yep...worse than that morning in Budapest."
Mirya: "Ok ladies, now I want you to show me how far you can skip Doctor Lang across the minefield."
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Lang: "Yep...worse than that morning in Budapest."
Mirya: "Ok ladies, now I want you to show me how far you can skip Doctor Lang across the minefield."
"...to the crocodile pool over there."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
how bout an aliens cafe?
Annie:so that's two eggs with an order of hash browns?
Khyron: yes and one green burn tea please.
Annie:coming right up.
Annie:so that's two eggs with an order of hash browns?
Khyron: yes and one green burn tea please.
Annie:coming right up.
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
batlchip wrote:how bout an aliens cafe?
Annie:so that's two eggs with an order of hash browns?
Khyron: yes and one green burn tea please.
Annie:coming right up.
There was once an Omake-style short in one of the Dark Horse 'Aliens' comics where that was exactly the case..big godzilla/gorn-style aliens were spatula'ing facegrippers onto a fry-table as part of their short-order cuisine.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
It's where I got idea from. Hmmm....here' s a thought Regis as an
Alien queen.
Alien queen.
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
batlchip wrote:It's where I got idea from. Hmmm....here' s a thought Regis as an
Alien queen.
Zor: "Knew there was something not quite right about the way she kissed me in the dark. I thought she was just giving me tongue."
(later)(Looking at chestburster that's just chewed its way out from under his sternum)"...okay, this is NOT a promising start to the week."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
batlchip wrote:how bout an aliens cafe?
Annie:so that's two eggs with an order of hash browns?
Khyron: yes and one green burn tea please.
Annie:coming right up.
Hopefully the eggs don't come with face huggers.
taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:how bout an aliens cafe?
Annie:so that's two eggs with an order of hash browns?
Khyron: yes and one green burn tea please.
Annie:coming right up.
There was once an Omake-style short in one of the Dark Horse 'Aliens' comics where that was exactly the case..big godzilla/gorn-style aliens were spatula'ing facegrippers onto a fry-table as part of their short-order cuisine.
batlchip wrote:It's where I got idea from. Hmmm....here' s a thought Regis as an
Alien queen.
taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:It's where I got idea from. Hmmm....here' s a thought Regis as an
Alien queen.
Zor: "Knew there was something not quite right about the way she kissed me in the dark. I thought she was just giving me tongue."
(later)(Looking at chestburster that's just chewed its way out from under his sternum)"...okay, this is NOT a promising start to the week."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Now, class, what is proper procedure for dealing with a xenomorph infestation?"
"Arclight orbital nuke strike."
"Arclight orbital nuke strike."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Rico:sir just got back from the micronian ship.
Dolza:very good .
Rico we also brought back some micronian food.They call it an egg sir. *sluurk*
Dolza:hmm? *gloump* *thud*
Dolza:very good .
Rico we also brought back some micronian food.They call it an egg sir. *sluurk*
Dolza:hmm? *gloump* *thud*
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
batlchip wrote:Rico:sir just got back from the micronian ship.
Dolza:very good .
Rico we also brought back some micronian food.They call it an egg sir. *sluurk*
Dolza:hmm? *gloump* *thud*
Dolza was warned about his cholesterol, but would he listen?....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:"Now, class, what is proper procedure for dealing with a xenomorph infestation?"
"Arclight orbital nuke strike."
batlchip wrote:Rico:sir just got back from the micronian ship.
Dolza:very good .
Rico we also brought back some micronian food.They call it an egg sir. *sluurk*
Dolza:hmm? *gloump* *thud*
taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:Rico:sir just got back from the micronian ship.
Dolza:very good .
Rico we also brought back some micronian food.They call it an egg sir. *sluurk*
Dolza:hmm? *gloump* *thud*
Dolza was warned about his cholesterol, but would he listen?....
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:"Now, class, what is proper procedure for dealing with a xenomorph infestation?"
"Arclight orbital nuke strike."
James Cameron: "Pfh, just send in Skynet and it's machines."
http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/mov ... ien-queen/
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Provided Skynet didn't decide to use the xenos as bioweapons against the meatbags....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Provided Skynet didn't decide to use the xenos as bioweapons against the meatbags....
Skynet: "We don't talk about that anymore"
Re: Alien vs Predator vs Terminator
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Chronicler wrote:taalismn wrote:"Now, class, what is proper procedure for dealing with a xenomorph infestation?"
"Arclight orbital nuke strike."
James Cameron: "Pfh, just send in Skynet and it's machines."
http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/mov ... ien-queen/
Interesting. Won't mind seeing some of those on Death Battle!
taalismn wrote:Provided Skynet didn't decide to use the xenos as bioweapons against the meatbags....
Chronicler wrote:taalismn wrote:Provided Skynet didn't decide to use the xenos as bioweapons against the meatbags....
Skynet: "We don't talk about that anymore"
Re: Alien vs Predator vs Terminator
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Never fear wonder do-....*veem* *such!**blam blam blam!*
*screee*(taps playing softly)
*screee*(taps playing softly)
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"What are you smiling about?"
SRoss: "I was just looking at the various pictures of the GMU."
"Yeah."
SRoss: "You know those hatches in the wheels, the one that are for Cyclons?"
"What about them?"
SRoss: "In the comic they're pretty fricken huge."
"So?"
SRoss: "I've thought up a new project for Auto Shop class... Cyclones?"
"Um, we already have Cyclones."
SRoss: "For full-sized Zentreadi?"
SRoss: "I was just looking at the various pictures of the GMU."
"Yeah."
SRoss: "You know those hatches in the wheels, the one that are for Cyclons?"
"What about them?"
SRoss: "In the comic they're pretty fricken huge."
"So?"
SRoss: "I've thought up a new project for Auto Shop class... Cyclones?"
"Um, we already have Cyclones."
SRoss: "For full-sized Zentreadi?"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
We're looking at a GMU with wheels the size of a Bernal Sphere...
Oh, seriously PIMP that ride!
Oh, seriously PIMP that ride!
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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