Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[Alpha 11]

Edwards Clone #1: "What're we doing here?"
Edwards Clone #2: "I was told it was gonna be a buffet..."

Coming from behind a door: FFFFFFFFFWWWWOOOMMMPPP

Edwards Clone #1 & 2: "OH S**T..."

Self-fueling, too....

Self-fueling, too....

Well isn't that a gas, just ask anyone who survived eating Elveraz's cooking.

Or Akane's.

Self-fueling, too....

Latest creations from Dr. Lang.

Self-fueling, too....

Latest creations from Dr. Lang.

Fireplace Edwards?
Uniformly wrapped. Put them in the fireplace and say 'Fokker is the better pilot!' and watch them self-ignite?

[Kargan3033]

Self-fueling, too....

Latest creations from Dr. Lang.

Fireplace Edwards?
Uniformly wrapped. Put them in the fireplace and say 'Fokker is the better pilot!' and watch them self-ignite?

Well I always said Edwards was a *bright* boy not to mention internet flame bait.

[taalismn]

"Do you mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you burst into flame."

[Alpha 11]

Self-fueling, too....

Latest creations from Dr. Lang.

Fireplace Edwards?
Uniformly wrapped. Put them in the fireplace and say 'Fokker is the better pilot!' and watch them self-ignite?

Well I always said Edwards was a *bright* boy not to mention internet flame bait.

"Do you mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you burst into flame."

[SRoss]

"Quick throw another Edwards on the barby."

[taalismn]

"Quick throw another Edwards on the barby."

"Marinade with gasoline."
"I prefer napalm flavor!"

[Alpha 11]

"Quick throw another Edwards on the barby."

"Quick throw another Edwards on the barby."

"Marinade with gasoline."
"I prefer napalm flavor!"

[Arnie100]

Recipe Book (Monument City High School #69): HOW TO SERVE EDWARDS

Edwards Clone: (Putting the book down...) "OH...CRAP."

[taalismn]

Edwards Clone: "Glad I accepted this teaching job in Japan...hey, where do you kids think you're going, running in the hall!"
(hears noise behind him, turns around and sees the school principle lurching towards him, foaming running from his mouth, and behind him, a gathering mob of lurching figures coming into the school...)"...oh pits..."

[SRoss]

Edwards Clone: "Ah, the virgin Alaska wilderness. Nothing to threaten me here!"

Neophyte Gura Vicerines: (Together, waving) "Hello!"

Edwards Clone: "Crap!"

[taalismn]

The irony would be if Edwards-clone in Tokyo actually did WELL in a zombie apocalypse scenario....of course, by 'well', that could mean he'd survive as a callous, nasty, self-serving bastard, but what if he found himself accidentally becoming a hero, without intending to be?

Survivor:(voice dopplering away as the armored bus vanishes down the street) "Thanks, mister, for holding them back! We'll never forget you!..."
Edwards: "But....that was supposed to be MY bus! And only for me!"(turns to see zombie horde swarming down at him)

Survivor: "Thanks for burning those zombies! That grenade trick with the fuel tanks saved us all!"
Edwards: "...but I was really aiming at you idiots, and that was my horded supply of gasoline that just went up...."

Survivor1: "Where's Mister Edwards?"
Survivor2: "He was bringing up the rear, and closed and sealed the doors from his side, rather than let the zombies in here!"
Survivor1: "What an incredibly brave and self-sacrificing man!"
Edwards: (on other side of door, looking at the explosively welded-shut, debris-blocked door) "...I didn't mean to do that..." (there's undead moaning behind him)

[Arnie100]

"Besides...all we have to do 8s feed the zombies all the Edwards Clones they can eat!"
Edwards Clone: "That SUCKS."
Kyle Clone: "Ahahahahahaha!"
"We also have plenty of Kyle clones if the Edwards Clones are unsatisfactory for the zomboes!"
Kyle Clone: "That SUCKS."

[taalismn]

Kyle Clone: "HA! Facing the undead! I'm glad I'm in Catholic training! BE GONE, FOUL CREATURES!"
Edwards Clone: "That only works with vampires. Not zombies."
KC: "..."

[Alpha 11]

Recipe Book (Monument City High School #69): HOW TO SERVE EDWARDS

Edwards Clone: (Putting the book down...) "OH...CRAP."

Edwards Clone: "Glad I accepted this teaching job in Japan...hey, where do you kids think you're going, running in the hall!"
(hears noise behind him, turns around and sees the school principle lurching towards him, foaming running from his mouth, and behind him, a gathering mob of lurching figures coming into the school...)"...oh pits..."

Zombies?

Edwards Clone: "Ah, the virgin Alaska wilderness. Nothing to threaten me here!"

Neophyte Gura Vicerines: (Together, waving) "Hello!"

Edwards Clone: "Crap!"

The irony would be if Edwards-clone in Tokyo actually did WELL in a zombie apocalypse scenario....of course, by 'well', that could mean he'd survive as a callous, nasty, self-serving bastard, but what if he found himself accidentally becoming a hero, without intending to be?

Survivor:(voice dopplering away as the armored bus vanishes down the street) "Thanks, mister, for holding them back! We'll never forget you!..."
Edwards: "But....that was supposed to be MY bus! And only for me!"(turns to see zombie horde swarming down at him)

Survivor: "Thanks for burning those zombies! That grenade trick with the fuel tanks saved us all!"
Edwards: "...but I was really aiming at you idiots, and that was my horded supply of gasoline that just went up...."

Survivor1: "Where's Mister Edwards?"
Survivor2: "He was bringing up the rear, and closed and sealed the doors from his side, rather than let the zombies in here!"
Survivor1: "What an incredibly brave and self-sacrificing man!"
Edwards: (on other side of door, looking at the explosively welded-shut, debris-blocked door) "...I didn't mean to do that..." (there's undead moaning behind him)

"Besides...all we have to do 8s feed the zombies all the Edwards Clones they can eat!"
Edwards Clone: "That SUCKS."
Kyle Clone: "Ahahahahahaha!"
"We also have plenty of Kyle clones if the Edwards Clones are unsatisfactory for the zomboes!"
Kyle Clone: "That SUCKS."

Kyle Clone: "HA! Facing the undead! I'm glad I'm in Catholic training! BE GONE, FOUL CREATURES!"
Edwards Clone: "That only works with vampires. Not zombies."
KC: "..."

Yep, Zombies.

[Arnie100]

Kyle Clone: "Its DARK in here...where are we?"
Edwards Clone: "They said something about a BUFFET..."
"UUUUHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN"
Kyle and Edwards Clone:

[SRoss]

Edwards: (Surrounded by Zombies) "I would have made it if those @#$%^& kids hadn't taken off in my Hummer!"

[taalismn]

"...uhhhnnngggg..."
Edwards Clone: "Well isn't THIS ironic?"
(POV pulls back to show him surrounded by Edwards clone-zombies closing in...)

[Arnie100]

MCHS #69 Student #1: "Who you betting on? Zombies or the Clones?"
MCHS #69 Student #2: "Zombies."
MCHS #69 Student #1: "I dunno...they both have the same degree of intelligence."

[SRoss]

Edwards: "Ugh! To add insult to injury, now zombie Scooby Do is humping my leg!!!"

[taalismn]

Kyle: "Great....Kyle clone zombies..."
Edwards: "Well, at least they're not going after your brains..."
(Kyle throws Edwards to the undead)

[glitterboy2098]

*zombies snif around Edward's head, then shamble off moaning 'braiins'*
Edwards; "hey!"

[Alpha 11]

Kyle Clone: "Its DARK in here...where are we?"
Edwards Clone: "They said something about a BUFFET..."
"UUUUHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN"
Kyle and Edwards Clone:

Edwards: (Surrounded by Zombies) "I would have made it if those @#$%^& kids hadn't taken off in my Hummer!"

"...uhhhnnngggg..."
Edwards Clone: "Well isn't THIS ironic?"
(POV pulls back to show him surrounded by Edwards clone-zombies closing in...)

MCHS #69 Student #1: "Who you betting on? Zombies or the Clones?"
MCHS #69 Student #2: "Zombies."
MCHS #69 Student #1: "I dunno...they both have the same degree of intelligence."

Edwards: "Ugh! To add insult to injury, now zombie Scooby Do is humping my leg!!!"

Kyle: "Great....Kyle clone zombies..."
Edwards: "Well, at least they're not going after your brains..."
(Kyle throws Edwards to the undead)

*zombies snif around Edward's head, then shamble off moaning 'braiins'*
Edwards; "hey!"

Speaking of zombies: http://anilinkz.tv/gakkou-gurashi-episode-1

You'll be asking questions, but just watch to the end, and you'll understand. Kind of sad.

[taalismn]

[

Speaking of zombies: http://anilinkz.tv/gakkou-gurashi-episode-1

You'll be asking questions, but just watch to the end, and you'll understand. Kind of sad.

Ouch ....Where's Ash and his boomstick when you need him?

[Arnie100]

Ash: "This is my -- (seeing the Edwards and Kyle zombie clones) --this is gonna be pointless."

[guardiandashi]

Alecia, "if it wasn't so funny watching, I would show them my patented anti zombie horde weapon system..."

a couple hours later.. Ok I am bored now.

grabs a DHI N-2000 Plasma cartridge Gatling cannon (basically a minigun setup to fire plasma cartridge rounds...)

OK Eat plasma zombie scum .....

[Kargan3033]

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking up with a mouth full of salad) "What?

Name:Oddetta DeRoyal
Race Invid Princess
Sex:Female
Height:5'7
Weight:121lbs
Hair:Long, light metallic blood red
Eyes:Completely neon light emerald green, no pupils or irises
Skin Tone:Pale milky white
Cup size:1C
School Rank:1st year student
Personalty:Romantic and slightly air headed but by no mean stupid.
Clases:Home Economics, Math, Chemistry, Art, Sociology, Biology.
School Clubs:Is the president of the “ All Species Anime/Matchmaker Club
Hobbies:Broader line hentai human/mutant/alien romance anime/manga
Camping(No outdoors men skills what so ever) swiming/sunbathing(nude or non nude), reading manga/books/comics, watching anime, cooking(Worse then Miriya when she first tied to cook, never seems to learn how to cook, on the other hand she can make beef, bacon,turkey jerky like no one else can.)
Favourite Foods:Jerky, salads high sugar/caffeine soft drinks coffee
Likes:Handsome males regardless of race or age, the outdoors, strong willed males, marijuana.
Dislike:Loudmouthed, unfeminine females/lesbians, weak males, the police.

[SRoss]

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking up with a mouth full of salad) "What?

Name:Oddetta DeRoyal
Race Invid Princess
Sex:Female
Height:5'7
Weight:121lbs
Hair:Long, light metallic blood red
Eyes:Completely neon light emerald green, no pupils or irises
Skin Tone:Pale milky white
Cup size:1C
School Rank:1st year student
Personalty:Romantic and slightly air headed but by no mean stupid.it
Clases:Home Economics, Math, Chemistry, Art, Sociology, Biology.
School Clubs:Is the president of the “ All Species Anime/Matchmaker Club
Hobbies:Broader line hentai human/mutant/alien romance anime/manga
Camping(No outdorrs men skills what so ever) swiming/sunbathing(nude or non nude), reading manga/books/comics, watching anime, cooking(Worse then Miriya when she first tied to cook, never seems to learn how to cook, on the other hand she can make beef, bacon,turkey jerky like no one else can.)
Favourite Foods:Jerky, salads high sugar/caffeine soft drinks coffee
Likes:Handsome males regardless of race or age, the outdoors, strong willed males, marijuana.
Dislike:Loudmouthed, unfeminine females/lesbians, weak males, the police.

Might want to check, but I think at one point she was carrying Lunk's child as well?

[Kargan3033]

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking up with a mouth full of salad) "What?

Name:Oddetta DeRoyal
Race Invid Princess
Sex:Female
Height:5'7
Weight:121lbs
Hair:Long, light metallic blood red
Eyes:Completely neon light emerald green, no pupils or irises
Skin Tone:Pale milky white
Cup size:1C
School Rank:1st year student
Personalty:Romantic and slightly air headed but by no mean stupid.it
Clases:Home Economics, Math, Chemistry, Art, Sociology, Biology.
School Clubs:Is the president of the “ All Species Anime/Matchmaker Club
Hobbies:Broader line hentai human/mutant/alien romance anime/manga
Camping(No outdorrs men skills what so ever) swiming/sunbathing(nude or non nude), reading manga/books/comics, watching anime, cooking(Worse then Miriya when she first tied to cook, never seems to learn how to cook, on the other hand she can make beef, bacon,turkey jerky like no one else can.)
Favourite Foods:Jerky, salads high sugar/caffeine soft drinks coffee
Likes:Handsome males regardless of race or age, the outdoors, strong willed males, marijuana.
Dislike:Loudmouthed, unfeminine females/lesbians, weak males, the police.

Might want to check, but I think at one point she was carrying Lunk's child as well?

Really? even though the Otaku Invid Princess is more of a character trope then one paticulre Otaku Invid Princess, if you want add you personalized character to the thread by all means do so, the more the marryer.

[SRoss]

It may have also just been a nightmare on Lunk's part.

[Kargan3033]

It may have also just been a nightmare on Lunk's part.

True but if it was an Invid Princess that had be carrying Lunk's kid both he and Marlene/Ariel better be praying that Sccot never finds out about it.

[taalismn]

Alecia, "if it wasn't so funny watching, I would show them my patented anti zombie horde weapon system..."

a couple hours later.. Ok I am bored now.

grabs a DHI N-2000 Plasma cartridge Gatling cannon (basically a minigun setup to fire plasma cartridge rounds...)

OK Eat plasma zombie scum .....

Actually, I've had a few interdimensional zombie solutions.
The Shemarrians have the Zealots to burn their way through zombie infestations, and to a lesser extent the Obsidian Dawn will mob up undead infestations.
Paladin Steel has sold/deployed its combat robots against zombies, and has developed a number of anti-zombie weapons, including rapid-decay fungal bombs, and TW projectors. They also have developed an entropic-powered bio-mod supersoldier augment, EBONY SHALE, that can disintegrate undead with a touch.
I've also used the Eugenic Hero tables in Powers Unlimited to craft a psi-stalker-like human necrovore called rather unimaginatively a 'Vulture', who dines on undead.
Hunt, burn, disintegrate. I think that's a good start.

[Kargan3033]

Alecia, "if it wasn't so funny watching, I would show them my patented anti zombie horde weapon system..."

a couple hours later.. Ok I am bored now.

grabs a DHI N-2000 Plasma cartridge Gatling cannon (basically a minigun setup to fire plasma cartridge rounds...)

OK Eat plasma zombie scum .....

Actually, I've had a few interdimensional zombie solutions.
The Shemarrians have the Zealots to burn their way through zombie infestations, and to a lesser extent the Obsidian Dawn will mob up undead infestations.
Paladin Steel has sold/deployed its combat robots against zombies, and has developed a number of anti-zombie weapons, including rapid-decay fungal bombs, and TW projectors. They also have developed an entropic-powered bio-mod supersoldier augment, EBONY SHALE, that can disintegrate undead with a touch.
I've also used the Eugenic Hero tables in Powers Unlimited to craft a psi-stalker-like human necrovore called rather unimaginatively a 'Vulture', who dines on undead.
Hunt, burn, disintegrate. I think that's a good start.

Nice!

[taalismn]

Yah...the best solutions to zombies, IMHO, are:
a) Make the living aggressively inedible and immune to the undead....by that I mean, make it so you can't get infected, so casual bites aren't going to doom you to instant oblivion, and make whatever mechanism makes you inedible by the undead also insure that they won't stupidly tear you apart anyway...things like an aura of enhanced decay, or acid blood.

b) Persistent means of attack on the undead....Fungal infection, or rolling brush fire. Attack their weaknesses and bust them down to basic matter.

c) Make the undead a resource--Find a means to jumpstart a rebuild of society using the undead. If they burn well, use them as fuel. If your new hyper-aggressively immune physiology can eat carrion, eat the walking dead. If infection doesn't pose a problem, put the walking dead on treadmills or in big wheels to generate power.

[Alpha 11]

[

Speaking of zombies: http://anilinkz.tv/gakkou-gurashi-episode-1

You'll be asking questions, but just watch to the end, and you'll understand. Kind of sad.

Ouch ....Where's Ash and his boomstick when you need him?

Ya, they do need some help. And that poor girl...

Ash: "This is my -- (seeing the Edwards and Kyle zombie clones) --this is gonna be pointless."

Alecia, "if it wasn't so funny watching, I would show them my patented anti zombie horde weapon system..."

a couple hours later.. Ok I am bored now.

grabs a DHI N-2000 Plasma cartridge Gatling cannon (basically a minigun setup to fire plasma cartridge rounds...)

OK Eat plasma zombie scum .....

I'm surprised she would find it funny. I was more of kind of sad for their predicament.

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking up with a mouth full of salad) "What?

Name:Oddetta DeRoyal
Race Invid Princess
Sex:Female
Height:5'7
Weight:121lbs
Hair:Long, light metallic blood red
Eyes:Completely neon light emerald green, no pupils or irises
Skin Tone:Pale milky white
Cup size:1C
School Rank:1st year student
Personalty:Romantic and slightly air headed but by no mean stupid.
Clases:Home Economics, Math, Chemistry, Art, Sociology, Biology.
School Clubs:Is the president of the “ All Species Anime/Matchmaker Club
Hobbies:Broader line hentai human/mutant/alien romance anime/manga
Camping(No outdoors men skills what so ever) swiming/sunbathing(nude or non nude), reading manga/books/comics, watching anime, cooking(Worse then Miriya when she first tied to cook, never seems to learn how to cook, on the other hand she can make beef, bacon,turkey jerky like no one else can.)
Favourite Foods:Jerky, salads high sugar/caffeine soft drinks coffee
Likes:Handsome males regardless of race or age, the outdoors, strong willed males, marijuana.
Dislike:Loudmouthed, unfeminine females/lesbians, weak males, the police.

Nice write up.

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking up with a mouth full of salad) "What?

Name:Oddetta DeRoyal
Race Invid Princess
Sex:Female
Height:5'7
Weight:121lbs
Hair:Long, light metallic blood red
Eyes:Completely neon light emerald green, no pupils or irises
Skin Tone:Pale milky white
Cup size:1C
School Rank:1st year student
Personalty:Romantic and slightly air headed but by no mean stupid.it
Clases:Home Economics, Math, Chemistry, Art, Sociology, Biology.
School Clubs:Is the president of the “ All Species Anime/Matchmaker Club
Hobbies:Broader line hentai human/mutant/alien romance anime/manga
Camping(No outdorrs men skills what so ever) swiming/sunbathing(nude or non nude), reading manga/books/comics, watching anime, cooking(Worse then Miriya when she first tied to cook, never seems to learn how to cook, on the other hand she can make beef, bacon,turkey jerky like no one else can.)
Favourite Foods:Jerky, salads high sugar/caffeine soft drinks coffee
Likes:Handsome males regardless of race or age, the outdoors, strong willed males, marijuana.
Dislike:Loudmouthed, unfeminine females/lesbians, weak males, the police.

Might want to check, but I think at one point she was carrying Lunk's child as well?

That happen?!?

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking up with a mouth full of salad) "What?

Name:Oddetta DeRoyal
Race Invid Princess
Sex:Female
Height:5'7
Weight:121lbs
Hair:Long, light metallic blood red
Eyes:Completely neon light emerald green, no pupils or irises
Skin Tone:Pale milky white
Cup size:1C
School Rank:1st year student
Personalty:Romantic and slightly air headed but by no mean stupid.it
Clases:Home Economics, Math, Chemistry, Art, Sociology, Biology.
School Clubs:Is the president of the “ All Species Anime/Matchmaker Club
Hobbies:Broader line hentai human/mutant/alien romance anime/manga
Camping(No outdorrs men skills what so ever) swiming/sunbathing(nude or non nude), reading manga/books/comics, watching anime, cooking(Worse then Miriya when she first tied to cook, never seems to learn how to cook, on the other hand she can make beef, bacon,turkey jerky like no one else can.)
Favourite Foods:Jerky, salads high sugar/caffeine soft drinks coffee
Likes:Handsome males regardless of race or age, the outdoors, strong willed males, marijuana.
Dislike:Loudmouthed, unfeminine females/lesbians, weak males, the police.

Might want to check, but I think at one point she was carrying Lunk's child as well?

Really? even though the Otaku Invid Princess is more of a character trope then one paticulre Otaku Invid Princess, if you want add you personalized character to the thread by all means do so, the more the marryer.

I think that is what every one has been doing.

It may have also just been a nightmare on Lunk's part.

True.

It may have also just been a nightmare on Lunk's part.

True but if it was an Invid Princess that had be carrying Lunk's kid both he and Marlene/Ariel better be praying that Sccot never finds out about it.

Alecia, "if it wasn't so funny watching, I would show them my patented anti zombie horde weapon system..."

a couple hours later.. Ok I am bored now.

grabs a DHI N-2000 Plasma cartridge Gatling cannon (basically a minigun setup to fire plasma cartridge rounds...)

OK Eat plasma zombie scum .....

Actually, I've had a few interdimensional zombie solutions.
The Shemarrians have the Zealots to burn their way through zombie infestations, and to a lesser extent the Obsidian Dawn will mob up undead infestations.
Paladin Steel has sold/deployed its combat robots against zombies, and has developed a number of anti-zombie weapons, including rapid-decay fungal bombs, and TW projectors. They also have developed an entropic-powered bio-mod supersoldier augment, EBONY SHALE, that can disintegrate undead with a touch.
I've also used the Eugenic Hero tables in Powers Unlimited to craft a psi-stalker-like human necrovore called rather unimaginatively a 'Vulture', who dines on undead.
Hunt, burn, disintegrate. I think that's a good start.

Nice!

[taalismn]

Yeah, well, my zombie plans usually involve transforming the human species.
Hell, if you're going to allow for WALKING DEAD, in all violation of biological commonsense, then changing the human race to stay ahead is easy enough....

[Kargan3033]

Speaking of zombies: http://anilinkz.tv/gakkou-gurashi-episode-1

You'll be asking questions, but just watch to the end, and you'll understand. Kind of sad.

Well all I can say about that anime is I won't be watching it, I find it boring and it's not sad at all.

But for what it's worth thanks for sharing it with the rest of us.

[taalismn]

[
Speaking of zombies: http://anilinkz.tv/gakkou-gurashi-episode-1

You'll be asking questions, but just watch to the end, and you'll understand. Kind of sad.

A place where getting a transfer to MCHS#69 would be an IMPROVEMENT.

[SRoss]

MCH #69 Cafeteria.

The assembled hoard of Kyle and Edwards clone zombies burst in and see Erin Kincade aka; Blaze. Swathed in flame she smiles and gives them her best "You know I'm directly related to Surtr" look. As one the zombies turn to flee and are confronted by Rei.

Zombies: "Uuuuh!" (Translation: Oh Crud!)

Cut to: Outside view as the cafeteria explodes throwing flaming zombie chunks everywhere.

[taalismn]

MCH #69 Cafeteria.

The assembled hoard of Kyle and Edwards clone zombies burst in and see Erin Kincade aka; Blaze. Swathed in flame she smiles and gives them her best "You know I'm directly related to Surtr" look. As one the zombies turn to flee and are confronted by Rei.

Zombies: "Uuuuh!" (Translation: Oh Crud!)

Cut to: Outside view as the cafeteria explodes throwing flaming zombie chunks everywhere.

This is akin to a minor vampire walking into the Van Helsing Family Annual Convention(with Vampire Hunter D as a guest speaker)


There's a story(reported on the Bozo Criminals website) about a pair of hold-up men who held up a bus in Brazil, grabbing people's valuables at knifepoint, then had the bus pull up to a big crowd so they could lose themselves in the biomass.
The crowd turned out to be a public gathering of Brazilian police at an awards ceremony. The Chief of Police reportedly couldn't leave the podium fast enough to personally oversee the arrest of the idiots.
It's one of those moments you wish you could just read the bozos' thoughts in that instance...

[Alpha 11]

Yeah, well, my zombie plans usually involve transforming the human species.
Hell, if you're going to allow for WALKING DEAD, in all violation of biological commonsense, then changing the human race to stay ahead is easy enough....

Well, for me, it would depend what the upgrades would be.

Speaking of zombies: http://anilinkz.tv/gakkou-gurashi-episode-1

You'll be asking questions, but just watch to the end, and you'll understand. Kind of sad.

Well all I can say about that anime is I won't be watching it, I find it boring and it's not sad at all.

But for what it's worth thanks for sharing it with the rest of us.

For the sad part, I was talking about that one girl who kind of lost it.

[
Speaking of zombies: http://anilinkz.tv/gakkou-gurashi-episode-1

You'll be asking questions, but just watch to the end, and you'll understand. Kind of sad.

A place where getting a transfer to MCHS#69 would be an IMPROVEMENT.

Agree.

MCH #69 Cafeteria.

The assembled hoard of Kyle and Edwards clone zombies burst in and see Erin Kincade aka; Blaze. Swathed in flame she smiles and gives them her best "You know I'm directly related to Surtr" look. As one the zombies turn to flee and are confronted by Rei.

Zombies: "Uuuuh!" (Translation: Oh Crud!)

Cut to: Outside view as the cafeteria explodes throwing flaming zombie chunks everywhere.

MCH #69 Cafeteria.

The assembled hoard of Kyle and Edwards clone zombies burst in and see Erin Kincade aka; Blaze. Swathed in flame she smiles and gives them her best "You know I'm directly related to Surtr" look. As one the zombies turn to flee and are confronted by Rei.

Zombies: "Uuuuh!" (Translation: Oh Crud!)

Cut to: Outside view as the cafeteria explodes throwing flaming zombie chunks everywhere.

This is akin to a minor vampire walking into the Van Helsing Family Annual Convention(with Vampire Hunter D as a guest speaker)


There's a story(reported on the Bozo Criminals website) about a pair of hold-up men who held up a bus in Brazil, grabbing people's valuables at knifepoint, then had the bus pull up to a big crowd so they could lose themselves in the biomass.
The crowd turned out to be a public gathering of Brazilian police at an awards ceremony. The Chief of Police reportedly couldn't leave the podium fast enough to personally oversee the arrest of the idiots.
It's one of those moments you wish you could just read the bozos' thoughts in that instance...

[taalismn]

Hmmmm...at some point maybe we should develop a pseudo-stat bloc for MCHS#69 akin to Ice Guard(and for The Deep Ones as well).
Sort of along the lines of the Palladium Organizations/Guilds chart, with things like Student Population, Sponsorship, Transportation, Uniforms/Gear. Special Perks, etc.....

[Kargan3033]

MCH #69 Cafeteria.

The assembled hoard of Kyle and Edwards clone zombies burst in and see Erin Kincade aka; Blaze. Swathed in flame she smiles and gives them her best "You know I'm directly related to Surtr" look. As one the zombies turn to flee and are confronted by Rei.

Zombies: "Uuuuh!" (Translation: Oh Crud!)

Cut to: Outside view as the cafeteria explodes throwing flaming zombie chunks everywhere.

This is akin to a minor vampire walking into the Van Helsing Family Annual Convention(with Vampire Hunter D as a guest speaker)


There's a story(reported on the Bozo Criminals website) about a pair of hold-up men who held up a bus in Brazil, grabbing people's valuables at knifepoint, then had the bus pull up to a big crowd so they could lose themselves in the biomass.
The crowd turned out to be a public gathering of Brazilian police at an awards ceremony. The Chief of Police reportedly couldn't leave the podium fast enough to personally oversee the arrest of the idiots.
It's one of those moments you wish you could just read the bozos' thoughts in that instance...

LOL I guess it goes to show that being a criminal is not all it's cracked up to be, talk about tripping for biskits.

[taalismn]

[LOL I guess it goes to show that being a criminal is not all it's cracked up to be, talk about tripping for biskits.

I think the figure was that 70% of crimes are solved not through brilliant detective work, but the stupidity of the criminals.
Cases in point:
*Criminals getting stuck in chimneys and vents.
*Criminals leaving pieces of themselves behind(signed recipients, filled-in resumes, prosthetic parts with serial numbers).
*Health issues(burglar suffering catatonic seizures freezes going over fence, or getting stuck in narrow alleyway)
*Trail of Breadcrumbs+Captain Obvious('What sawn-off stolen waterheater behind me, officer?")

[SRoss]

[LOL I guess it goes to show that being a criminal is not all it's cracked up to be, talk about tripping for biskits.

I think the figure was that 70% of crimes are solved not through brilliant detective work, but the stupidity of the criminals.
Cases in point:
*Criminals getting stuck in chimneys and vents.
*Criminals leaving pieces of themselves behind(signed recipients, filled-in resumes, prosthetic parts with serial numbers).
*Health issues(burglar suffering catatonic seizures freezes going over fence, or getting stuck in narrow alleyway)
*Trail of Breadcrumbs+Captain Obvious('What sawn-off stolen waterheater behind me, officer?")

My personal favorite...
* British plumber who robbed a bank and used his work van, with his Name, Address and Phone Number on the side, as the getaway vehicle.

[Kargan3033]

Hmmmm...at some point maybe we should develop a pseudo-stat bloc for MCHS#69 akin to Ice Guard(and for The Deep Ones as well).
Sort of along the lines of the Palladium Organizations/Guilds chart, with things like Student Population, Sponsorship, Transportation, Uniforms/Gear. Special Perks, etc.....

You know I was thinking about that, let me get my wits about me and I'll see what I can come up with unless you want to have a crack at it.

[Kargan3033]

[LOL I guess it goes to show that being a criminal is not all it's cracked up to be, talk about tripping for biskits.

I think the figure was that 70% of crimes are solved not through brilliant detective work, but the stupidity of the criminals.
Cases in point:
*Criminals getting stuck in chimneys and vents.
*Criminals leaving pieces of themselves behind(signed recipients, filled-in resumes, prosthetic parts with serial numbers).
*Health issues(burglar suffering catatonic seizures freezes going over fence, or getting stuck in narrow alleyway)
*Trail of Breadcrumbs+Captain Obvious('What sawn-off stolen waterheater behind me, officer?")

You know I'm inclined to agree with you on that since the cops seem as useful as **** on a bull when it comes to stoping crime dispite the fact that they clame to *stop* a high number of crimes through *Hard Work*

[taalismn]

Hmmmm...at some point maybe we should develop a pseudo-stat bloc for MCHS#69 akin to Ice Guard(and for The Deep Ones as well).
Sort of along the lines of the Palladium Organizations/Guilds chart, with things like Student Population, Sponsorship, Transportation, Uniforms/Gear. Special Perks, etc.....

You know I was thinking about that, let me get my wits about me and I'll see what I can come up with unless you want to have a crack at it.

We can always adjust it later, punch it up, since it's going to be rather loose anyways.

[Kargan3033]

Hmmmm...at some point maybe we should develop a pseudo-stat bloc for MCHS#69 akin to Ice Guard(and for The Deep Ones as well).
Sort of along the lines of the Palladium Organizations/Guilds chart, with things like Student Population, Sponsorship, Transportation, Uniforms/Gear. Special Perks, etc.....

You know I was thinking about that, let me get my wits about me and I'll see what I can come up with unless you want to have a crack at it.

We can always adjust it later, punch it up, since it's going to be rather loose anyways.

Sure and " No Coment. "

I'll go off line and work it up once you or some one who knows answer this question, What is the population of Monument City?

[taalismn]

Hmmmm...at some point maybe we should develop a pseudo-stat bloc for MCHS#69 akin to Ice Guard(and for The Deep Ones as well).
Sort of along the lines of the Palladium Organizations/Guilds chart, with things like Student Population, Sponsorship, Transportation, Uniforms/Gear. Special Perks, etc.....

You know I was thinking about that, let me get my wits about me and I'll see what I can come up with unless you want to have a crack at it.

We can always adjust it later, punch it up, since it's going to be rather loose anyways.

Sure and " No Coment. "

I'll go off line and work it up once you or some one who knows answer this question, What is the population of Monument City?

Nothing stated anywhere with any authority, but I'd say larger than modern Denver(rough 2.4 million), maybe closer to modern New York City's 8 million; a higher than normal portion of the population being involved in the military-industrial complex.

[Kargan3033]

Hmmmm...at some point maybe we should develop a pseudo-stat bloc for MCHS#69 akin to Ice Guard(and for The Deep Ones as well).
Sort of along the lines of the Palladium Organizations/Guilds chart, with things like Student Population, Sponsorship, Transportation, Uniforms/Gear. Special Perks, etc.....

You know I was thinking about that, let me get my wits about me and I'll see what I can come up with unless you want to have a crack at it.

We can always adjust it later, punch it up, since it's going to be rather loose anyways.

Sure and " No Coment. "

I'll go off line and work it up once you or some one who knows answer this question, What is the population of Monument City?

Nothing stated anywhere with any authority, but I'd say larger than modern Denver(rough 2.4 million), maybe closer to modern New York City's 8 million; a higher than normal portion of the population being involved in the military-industrial complex.

Ok then, once I have a rough draft done up I'll pom it to you from here so you can add your bits before it's posted here.

Talk to you in a bit.