Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:05 pm

abtex wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Yeah, well, I figured that giant spheroid was too heavy to be a weather balloon for the science classes."

"Looks like a Dodge Ball used in gym class."
"Coach, the Science nerds look taller for soon really?"
"Stop joking around and get back on the gym fl.."
"IN COMING!!!"
"What do you say, Coach?"
Wham!! Wham!! "Ouch!!"

"Doctor Jones! LOOK OUT!"
"..this seems familiar somehow...."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:41 pm

"Dammit, those Zentraedi kids are at it again!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:01 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Dammit, those Zentraedi kids are at it again!"

"What gives you THAT idea?"
"The giant tennis ball that came through the glass wall of my fourteenth story office and knocked my secretary out cold."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:31 pm

taalismn wrote:
abtex wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Yeah, well, I figured that giant spheroid was too heavy to be a weather balloon for the science classes."

"Looks like a Dodge Ball used in gym class."
"Coach, the Science nerds look taller for soon really?"
"Stop joking around and get back on the gym fl.."
"IN COMING!!!"
"What do you say, Coach?"
Wham!! Wham!! "Ouch!!"

"Doctor Jones! LOOK OUT!"
"..this seems familiar somehow...."

Arnie100 wrote:"Dammit, those Zentraedi kids are at it again!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Dammit, those Zentraedi kids are at it again!"

"What gives you THAT idea?"
"The giant tennis ball that came through the glass wall of my fourteenth story office and knocked my secretary out cold."

I'm a doctor, not a sports player!

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:12 pm

"Someone's gotta out a stop to those kids!"
"Fine. YOU tell them! I'll write your folks."
"Hey..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:21 pm

Meanwhile ... In High Orbit ...

Corg: (Leading a force of Invid) "Ha! They'll never see me coming ... WHAT!?!" :shock:

Corg's Commander mecha is one-shotted by a tether-ball and pole.

Invid Scout: "Um ... maybe we should just leave?" :shock:

Shock Trooper: "Sounds good to me." :shock:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:00 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Someone's gotta out a stop to those kids!"
"Fine. YOU tell them! I'll write your folks."
"Hey..."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile ... In High Orbit ...

Corg: (Leading a force of Invid) "Ha! They'll never see me coming ... WHAT!?!"

Corg's Commander mecha is one-shotted by a tether-ball and pole.

Invid Scout: "Um ... maybe we should just leave?"

Shock Trooper: "Sounds good to me."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 5:42 pm

What's worse is that killing Corg by accident isn't even an off-sides penalty shot.

"I don't even INCONVENIENCE them?"
Charon: "Nope."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:46 pm

taalismn wrote:What's worse is that killing Corg by accident isn't even an off-sides penalty shot.

"I don't even INCONVENIENCE them?"
Charon: "Nope."

Wow.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 6:21 pm

"...and your off-court shot kills Corg. Again."
"Damn it! I HATE cleaning the ball off after one of those! All that green...ick...."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:42 pm

"And the ricochet just took out Karno..."
Musicaa: "Laugh at MY physical abilities, will you?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:28 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"And the ricochet just took out Karno..."
Musicaa: "Laugh at MY physical abilities, will you?"

"New Rule: Double points for any goal scored after bouncing it off Karno's head."
"...what hit me? Why...why is everybody charging at me?!" :shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:47 pm

Sarah: "LOOK OUT EVERYBODY! I'M GOING TO SPIKE IT!!!"

Karno: :eek:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:57 pm

taalismn wrote:"...and your off-court shot kills Corg. Again."
"Damn it! I HATE cleaning the ball off after one of those! All that green...ick...."

Arnie100 wrote:"And the ricochet just took out Karno..."
Musicaa: "Laugh at MY physical abilities, will you?"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"And the ricochet just took out Karno..."
Musicaa: "Laugh at MY physical abilities, will you?"

"New Rule: Double points for any goal scored after bouncing it off Karno's head."
"...what hit me? Why...why is everybody charging at me?!"

SRoss wrote:Sarah: "LOOK OUT EVERYBODY! I'M GOING TO SPIKE IT!!!"

Karno:

You know, I wouldn't mind watching some of these.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:01 am

"Oh crap...The Muses just took out Karno, Corg, Kyle AND Edwards with just one shot!"
Charon: "Death by dodge ball?"

guardiandashi · Thu Sep 24, 2015 3:34 am

SRoss wrote:Sarah: "LOOK OUT EVERYBODY! I'M GOING TO SPIKE IT!!!"

Karno:

Blinks...

you do realize that Sarah "spiking" any ball is likely to have lethal consequences for one of several things?

possibility 1 ball explodes because she hit it too hard
possibility 2 ball becomes a lethal projectile (potentially causing MDC damage to struck targets)
possibility 3 ball misses anyone... and because of possibility 2 (mdc dealing projectile) goes through facility barriers.... you know like walls, floors ceilings etc.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 1:22 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Oh crap...The Muses just took out Karno, Corg, Kyle AND Edwards with just one shot!"
Charon: "Death by dodge ball?"

"Impaled on the goal post."

"Strained through the backnet."

"Sacrificed as a meat shield."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 1:24 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Oh crap...The Muses just took out Karno, Corg, Kyle AND Edwards with just one shot!"
Charon: "Death by dodge ball?"

"Impaled on the goal post."
"Strained through the backnet."
"Sacrificed as a meat shield."

Charon:

"DAAYYYUUUMMM..."
Musicaa: "NEVER. ****. OFF. A. MUSE."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 1:29 pm

Worse: she and Allegra were on the same field/team during dodgeball. Karno got it coming AND going.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 1:59 pm

Karno: "Um, why are you all wearing Cyclones!?!"

Octavia: "We're, trying a new game... It's called Rollerball." :twisted:

Charon: (On seeing Karno's mangled form) "I ain't even going to ask..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:20 pm

Musicaa: "Bowie, can I borrow your hovertank?"
Bowie: "Sure...why?"
Musicaa: "The girls and I are playing rollerball with Karno and his friends..." :twisted:

Bowie:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:27 pm

Sokol: "Look at the bright side, brother, at least we're MOVING targets this time."
Darsis: "-until they cut us off at the knees."

Karno: "-'cut us off at the knees'?" :shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:43 pm

taalismn wrote:Sokol: "Look at the bright side, brother, at least we're MOVING targets this time."
Darsis: "-until they cut us off at the knees."
Karno: "-'cut us off at the knees'?"

Octavia: "SISTERS! Do you not adore this CADS system?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:50 pm

SRoss wrote:
Octavia: "SISTERS! Do you not adore this CADS system?"

Ah yes, 'clotheslining' takes on new agony....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:44 pm

Lisa: "Can I play, also?" (Bringing out a MAC II...) :twisted:

Kyle, Edwards, Karno and Corg: "Oh, S**T!" :shock:

Charon: "Game over; man, game over!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:59 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Can I play, also?" (Bringing out a MAC II...)
Kyle, Edwards, Karno and Corg: "Oh, S**T!"
Charon: "Game over; man, game over!"

Charon: "Okay, this is a new one to me, I confess. You're apparently so flat you're leaving a dent in AIR."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:18 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Can I play, also?" (Bringing out a MAC II...)
Kyle, Edwards, Karno and Corg: "Oh, S**T!"
Charon: "Game over; man, game over!"

Charon: "Okay, this is a new one to me, I confess. You're apparently so flat you're leaving a dent in AIR."

Edwards: "What are you doing to us."

Charon: "I thought, while you're here, why not try some origami." :mrgreen:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:53 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: :shock:

"And this a school?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Why do you think I keep askng for a transfer?" :nh:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:04 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Oh crap...The Muses just took out Karno, Corg, Kyle AND Edwards with just one shot!"
Charon: "Death by dodge ball?"

guardiandashi wrote:
SRoss wrote:Sarah: "LOOK OUT EVERYBODY! I'M GOING TO SPIKE IT!!!"

Karno:

Blinks...

you do realize that Sarah "spiking" any ball is likely to have lethal consequences for one of several things?

possibility 1 ball explodes because she hit it too hard
possibility 2 ball becomes a lethal projectile (potentially causing MDC damage to struck targets)
possibility 3 ball misses anyone... and because of possibility 2 (mdc dealing projectile) goes through facility barriers.... you know like walls, floors ceilings etc.

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Oh crap...The Muses just took out Karno, Corg, Kyle AND Edwards with just one shot!"
Charon: "Death by dodge ball?"

"Impaled on the goal post."
"Strained through the backnet."
"Sacrificed as a meat shield."

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Oh crap...The Muses just took out Karno, Corg, Kyle AND Edwards with just one shot!"
Charon: "Death by dodge ball?"

"Impaled on the goal post."
"Strained through the backnet."
"Sacrificed as a meat shield."

Charon: "DAAYYYUUUMMM..."
Musicaa: "NEVER. ****. OFF. A. MUSE."

I'll be good!

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:09 pm

taalismn wrote:Worse: she and Allegra were on the same field/team during dodgeball. Karno got it coming AND going.

SRoss wrote:Karno: "Um, why are you all wearing Cyclones!?!"

Octavia: "We're, trying a new game... It's called Rollerball."

Charon: (On seeing Karno's mangled form) "I ain't even going to ask..."

Arnie100 wrote:Musicaa: "Bowie, can I borrow your hovertank?"
Bowie: "Sure...why?"
Musicaa: "The girls and I are playing rollerball with Karno and his friends..."
Bowie:

Bowie, don't get on her bad side!

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:10 pm

taalismn wrote:Sokol: "Look at the bright side, brother, at least we're MOVING targets this time."
Darsis: "-until they cut us off at the knees."
Karno: "-'cut us off at the knees'?"

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Sokol: "Look at the bright side, brother, at least we're MOVING targets this time."
Darsis: "-until they cut us off at the knees."
Karno: "-'cut us off at the knees'?"

Octavia: "SISTERS! Do you not adore this CADS system?"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Octavia: "SISTERS! Do you not adore this CADS system?"

Ah yes, 'clotheslining' takes on new agony....

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Can I play, also?" (Bringing out a MAC II...)
Kyle, Edwards, Karno and Corg: "Oh, S**T!"
Charon: "Game over; man, game over!"

Do we hear the SDF-1 in battleloid mode?

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:11 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Can I play, also?" (Bringing out a MAC II...)
Kyle, Edwards, Karno and Corg: "Oh, S**T!"
Charon: "Game over; man, game over!"

Charon: "Okay, this is a new one to me, I confess. You're apparently so flat you're leaving a dent in AIR."

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Can I play, also?" (Bringing out a MAC II...)
Kyle, Edwards, Karno and Corg: "Oh, S**T!"
Charon: "Game over; man, game over!"

Charon: "Okay, this is a new one to me, I confess. You're apparently so flat you're leaving a dent in AIR."

Edwards: "What are you doing to us."

Charon: "I thought, while you're here, why not try some origami."

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "And this a school?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Why do you think I keep askng for a transfer?"

Because once your in, you can't get out! :twisted:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:38 pm

Hansel: "Hey Mister, will you please play with us?" :twisted:

Gretel: "Yeah mister, please?" :twisted:

Kyle & Karno: "Oh what adorable little children." :mrgreen:

Edwards: "RUN STUPID!!!" :eek:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:20 pm

Charon: "That's new...death by evil children..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:36 pm

SRoss wrote:Hansel: "Hey Mister, will you please play with us?"

Gretel: "Yeah mister, please?"

Kyle & Karno: "Oh what adorable little children."

Edwards: "RUN STUPID!!!"

Given Edwards' past as a mercenary, I would not be surprised if he;d been to Ranapur or encountered some of the international heavy-hitters of BL.

On the other hand, he's been whacked so many times in these threads that he may just be reacting to the implication that anything in his life now is 'cute/adorable'+'harmless'.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:50 pm

SRoss wrote:Hansel: "Hey Mister, will you please play with us?"

Gretel: "Yeah mister, please?"

Kyle & Karno: "Oh what adorable little children."

Edwards: "RUN STUPID!!!"

Black Lagoon?

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "That's new...death by evil children..."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Hansel: "Hey Mister, will you please play with us?"

Gretel: "Yeah mister, please?"

Kyle & Karno: "Oh what adorable little children."

Edwards: "RUN STUPID!!!"

Given Edwards' past as a mercenary, I would not be surprised if he;d been to Ranapur or encountered some of the international heavy-hitters of BL.

On the other hand, he's been whacked so many times in these threads that he may just be reacting to the implication that anything in his life now is 'cute/adorable'+'harmless'.

They'll just die tired. :twisted:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:53 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "I thought this was a place of education, not a torture camp?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Oh, that's only for certain students and staff. You're safe."
Eandom MCHS Student #1: "That's good...I think..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:54 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "I thought this was a place of education, not a torture camp?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Oh, that's only for certain students and staff. You're safe."
Eandom MCHS Student #1: "That's good...I think..."

Teacher: "Now, let what just happened to Mister Edwards be a lesson to the rest of you on how to be model citizens and avoid drawing the fire of the powers that be."
Random MCHS Student #2: "See? There's method to the madness."

Charon: "You were hit by a lawnmower while in the SWIMMING POOL? Wait, let me boot up the instant replay; this I HAVE to see for myself..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 12:51 am

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "I thought this was a place of education, not a torture camp?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Oh, that's only for certain students and staff. You're safe."
Eandom MCHS Student #1: "That's good...I think..."

Though the screaming and running in terror isn't.

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "I thought this was a place of education, not a torture camp?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Oh, that's only for certain students and staff. You're safe."
Eandom MCHS Student #1: "That's good...I think..."

Teacher: "Now, let what just happened to Mister Edwards be a lesson to the rest of you on how to be model citizens and avoid drawing the fire of the powers that be."
Random MCHS Student #2: "See? There's method to the madness."

Charon: "You were hit by a lawnmower while in the SWIMMING POOL? Wait, let me boot up the instant replay; this I HAVE to see for myself..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 1:34 pm

Charon: "Okay, if it was a riding mower that lost its brakes and went into the pool while you were swimming, I could understand...but this one came at you from BELOW. I'm really curious how the hades you managed that?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 3:21 pm

Charon: "Ssoo...one of the groundkeepers lost control, it slams into the pool and bounces UP...you have the worst luck in the galaxy... :nh:

...no, wait...that would be Veidt!"
Veidt: **HHHHEEYYY!!!**

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 3:24 pm

"Veidt, you caught a COMPUTER VIRUS from TOUCHING somebody else's credit card...I really don't want to know what you were doing, stealing credit cards..."
"HEY! THAT MAG-STRIP WAS VIRUS-ENCODED!!!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:51 pm

Charon: "Let me get this strait, you were taking a bath a robot dog jumped in the tub and you were electrocuted, again?"

Kyle: "Yeah."

Charon: "I find that difficult to believe ... Two D-cells did what 50,000 volts couldn't?"

Kyle: "SEE SOMEONE REPLACED THE BATTERIES WITH AN INVID GENERATOR!!!" (Picks up the still wet puppy)

#100,000 VOLTS OF RAW NAKID POWER!#

Charon: (Looking at the charred remains) "Um, ok, I believe you." :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 10:39 pm

Edwards: (sarcastically)"Hello, my name is Lynn Kyle. For my next trick, I'll throw myself into this tree shredder to prove how deadly it is."
Kyle: "Oh do shut up..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 10:57 pm

taalismn wrote:Charon: "Okay, if it was a riding mower that lost its brakes and went into the pool while you were swimming, I could understand...but this one came at you from BELOW. I'm really curious how the hades you managed that?"

Lisa?

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "Ssoo...one of the groundkeepers lost control, it slams into the pool and bounces UP...you have the worst luck in the galaxy......no, wait...that would be Veidt!"
Veidt: **HHHHEEYYY!!!**

That would be some impact for it to bounce like that, and it would have to be going very fast.

taalismn wrote:"Veidt, you caught a COMPUTER VIRUS from TOUCHING somebody else's credit card...I really don't want to know what you were doing, stealing credit cards..."
"HEY! THAT MAG-STRIP WAS VIRUS-ENCODED!!!!"

SRoss wrote:Charon: "Let me get this strait, you were taking a bath a robot dog jumped in the tub and you were electrocuted, again?"

Kyle: "Yeah."

Charon: "I find that difficult to believe ... Two D-cells did what 50,000 volts couldn't?"

Kyle: "SEE SOMEONE REPLACED THE BATTERIES WITH AN INVID GENERATOR!!!" (Picks up the still wet puppy)

#100,000 VOLTS OF RAW NAKID POWER!#

Charon: (Looking at the charred remains) "Um, ok, I believe you."

taalismn wrote:Edwards: (sarcastically)"Hello, my name is Lynn Kyle. For my next trick, I'll throw myself into this tree shredder to prove how deadly it is."
Kyle: "Oh do shut up..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:55 pm

Edwards: "Now why is the school lawn littered with gardening implements?!"
Kyle: "Looks like something from an old cartoon with a cat and mouse..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:32 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Now why is the school lawn littered with gardening implements?!"
Kyle: "Looks like something from an old cartoon with a cat and mouse..."

Kyle: "Bad feeling, man, bad feeling...."
Edwatds: "Oh come on! You're ALWAYS getting bad feelings!"
Kyle: "Gets worse when I hang around you."
Edwards:"Then why do you hang around me?"
Kyle: "Sometimes I hold out hope that if I see trouble coming, I might have just enough time to duck behind you."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:48 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Now why is the school lawn littered with gardening implements?!"
Kyle: "Looks like something from an old cartoon with a cat and mouse..."

Ah, the classics! This will be fun!

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Now why is the school lawn littered with gardening implements?!"
Kyle: "Looks like something from an old cartoon with a cat and mouse..."

Kyle: "Bad feeling, man, bad feeling...."
Edwatds: "Oh come on! You're ALWAYS getting bad feelings!"
Kyle: "Gets worse when I hang around you."
Edwards:"Then why do you hang around me?"
Kyle: "Sometimes I hold out hope that if I see trouble coming, I might have just enough time to duck behind you."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:40 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "Should we place bets to see which of them gets injured first?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "What if they both get injured at the same time?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "That can't possibly happ --"
Kyle and Edwards: "AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!"
Random MCHS Sudent #1: :shock:

Random MCHS Student #2: :eek:

"DAYUM."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:41 pm

Ya' know, for two people who were opposed to each other in life, Edwards and Kyle seem very much linked, fate-wise, in their afterlives. But aside from hating the Hunters(at one point of other) and an unhealthy obsession with Minmei, and maybe some serious self-serving egomania, they're not alike at all. Edwards is as self-serving militaristic as one can be(the guy was a mercenary who joined the establishment when he saw where the post-Visitor money was going), Kyle was a feckless anti-establishment punk with no real plan or sense of reality of the situation at all. Edwards corrupted his corner of the establishment to serve his own ends, while Kyle JOINED the establishment, although he seems to have quickly gone off-reservation to go after Minmei.