Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "What did I tell you about stopping?!
Kyle: "Alright...we've made it to the office...don't get yer knickers all bunched up..."
Edwards: "NOBODY'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THOSE."
Kyle: "I was just just jo -- wait, what did you say?!"
Edwards: "Nothing. Just get in the office...(click)...oh, NO."
Kyle: "DAMMIT!"

(In the cafeteria...)

Random MCHS Student: "Welp, looks like they're gonna remodel the offices again."
Chef: "Yup."

[taalismn]

<<"Despite their physical limitations, my 'roomba' proxies are most adept at getting explosives in hard to search places under furniture.">>

[SRoss]

"Lotta destruction."

"Yeah, but on the bright side, the floors cleaner then it's ever been."

[taalismn]

"Lotta destruction."

"Yeah, but on the bright side, the floors cleaner then it's ever been."

"This may be because people try to get where they need to go, without actually setting foot on the intervening flooring...."

[SRoss]

"Lotta destruction."

"Yeah, but on the bright side, the floors cleaner then it's ever been."

"This may be because people try to get where they need to go, without actually setting foot on the intervening flooring...."

A Roomba bumps into Taalismn's ankle.

<<"Are you implying my proxies are incapable of their cleaning duties AND destroying Kyle and Edwards? Before you answer, be advised, this unit has attached a thermo-nuclear limpet mine to your inner thigh.">>

[taalismn]

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A Roomba bumps into Taalismn's ankle.

<<"Are you implying my proxies are incapable of their cleaning duties AND destroying Kyle and Edwards? Before you answer, be advised, this unit has attached a thermo-nuclear limpet mine to your inner thigh.">>

Bear in mind that I seriously considered chewing off one of my own limbs to get out of jury duty. A nuke just gives me more incentive.

[abtex]

[

A Roomba bumps into Taalismn's ankle.

<<"Are you implying my proxies are incapable of their cleaning duties AND destroying Kyle and Edwards? Before you answer, be advised, this unit has attached a thermo-nuclear limpet mine to your inner thigh.">>

Should have been his armpits
Bear in mind that I seriously considered chewing off one of my own limbs to get out of jury duty. A nuke just gives me more incentive.

Did start chewing on your limbs or just got out of jury duty?
Any thoughts on upgrading the Courthouse?

[Alpha 11]

Random MCHS Student #1: "Did you see what happened to Edwards and Kyle?! One minute they were just standing there...thrn BAM!!! This grand piano just came out of nowhere and landed right on top of them! It was like something out of an ancient cartoon!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Odd things like that happen only to those two."
Random MCHS Studentn#1: "Karma?"

Did someone hire Wild E. Coyote as a consultant?

Random MCHS Student #1: "Did you see what happened to Edwards and Kyle?! One minute they were just standing there...thrn BAM!!! This grand piano just came out of nowhere and landed right on top of them! It was like something out of an ancient cartoon!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Odd things like that happen only to those two."
Random MCHS Studentn#1: "Karma?"

From the Open Door of the Science Classroom: "TELEPORTATION!!!"

Random MCHS Student #1: "Did you see what happened to Edwards and Kyle?! One minute they were just standing there...thrn BAM!!! This grand piano just came out of nowhere and landed right on top of them! It was like something out of an ancient cartoon!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Odd things like that happen only to those two."
Random MCHS Studentn#1: "Karma?"

From the Open Door of the Science Classroom: "TELEPORTATION!!!"

<<"My cleaning drone bodies' access to the school physics lab has provided unexpected benefits in the discovery of several surprisingly advanced student and teacher projects. Similar access to the music department has provided access to a supply of ammunition.">>

:frazz: Edwards: "Just keep moving...don't stop...till we get to the office! Kyle?! (spots Kyle slumped over the eater fountain)...DAMMIT!! Even the water fountains?!"

(Down below...)

Charon: "The water fountains, too? Huh...)
Kyle: "I didn't think that you could drown taking a drink!"

:frazz: Edwards: "Just keep moving...don't stop...till we get to the office! Kyle?! (spots Kyle slumped over the eater fountain)...DAMMIT!! Even the water fountains?!"

(Down below...)

Charon: "The water fountains, too? Huh...)
Kyle: "I didn't think that you could drown taking a drink!"

May have been the stream nozzle that was put through his HEAD by the high pressure....
The BOLO-net contemplated trying to pump the equivalent of liquid oxygen through the system, but there were too many limitations to the water fountain system(cooler couldn't drop the temperature enough, seals and fixtures would shatter due to the cold, etc....). Actually there's precedent in the original Bolo stories for them being able to generate blasts of supercold air(I believe the so-called 'last' story in the original Dinochrome Annals has a stripped-down Bolo messing up alien salvage gear by freezing it), so they'd know something about weaponized cryogenics.

Wow, these guys never give up.

Edwards: "What did I tell you about stopping?!
Kyle: "Alright...we've made it to the office...don't get yer knickers all bunched up..."
Edwards: "NOBODY'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THOSE."
Kyle: "I was just just jo -- wait, what did you say?!"
Edwards: "Nothing. Just get in the office...(click)...oh, NO."
Kyle: "DAMMIT!"

(In the cafeteria...)

Random MCHS Student: "Welp, looks like they're gonna remodel the offices again."
Chef: "Yup."

<<"Despite their physical limitations, my 'roomba' proxies are most adept at getting explosives in hard to search places under furniture.">>

"Lotta destruction."

"Yeah, but on the bright side, the floors cleaner then it's ever been."

[Alpha 11]

"Lotta destruction."

"Yeah, but on the bright side, the floors cleaner then it's ever been."

"This may be because people try to get where they need to go, without actually setting foot on the intervening flooring...."

"Lotta destruction."

"Yeah, but on the bright side, the floors cleaner then it's ever been."

"This may be because people try to get where they need to go, without actually setting foot on the intervening flooring...."

A Roomba bumps into Taalismn's ankle.

<<"Are you implying my proxies are incapable of their cleaning duties AND destroying Kyle and Edwards? Before you answer, be advised, this unit has attached a thermo-nuclear limpet mine to your inner thigh.">>

[

A Roomba bumps into Taalismn's ankle.

<<"Are you implying my proxies are incapable of their cleaning duties AND destroying Kyle and Edwards? Before you answer, be advised, this unit has attached a thermo-nuclear limpet mine to your inner thigh.">>

Bear in mind that I seriously considered chewing off one of my own limbs to get out of jury duty. A nuke just gives me more incentive.

[

A Roomba bumps into Taalismn's ankle.

<<"Are you implying my proxies are incapable of their cleaning duties AND destroying Kyle and Edwards? Before you answer, be advised, this unit has attached a thermo-nuclear limpet mine to your inner thigh.">>

Should have been his armpits
Bear in mind that I seriously considered chewing off one of my own limbs to get out of jury duty. A nuke just gives me more incentive.

Did start chewing on your limbs or just got out of jury duty?
Any thoughts on upgrading the Courthouse?

[SRoss]

Should have been his armpits

It's a Roomba. There's a limit to how far up it can reach undetected.

[taalismn]

[q
Did start chewing on your limbs or just got out of jury duty?
Any thoughts on upgrading the Courthouse?

Got out of it(there's a slim advantage to being desperately part-time employed.
Upgrades to the Courthouse? More comfortable chairs(barco-loungers!), cellphone-free, and a less expensive cafeteria.

[taalismn]

Should have been his armpits

It's a Roomba. There's a limit to how far up it can reach undetected.

Thigh's where I'm hiding my anti-tick directional explosive charges.
Armpits are where I'm hiding the anti-mosquito flechette grenades.

[SRoss]

[q
Did start chewing on your limbs or just got out of jury duty?
Any thoughts on upgrading the Courthouse?

Got out of it(there's a slim advantage to being desperately part-time employed.
Upgrades to the Courthouse? More comfortable chairs(barco-loungers!), cellphone-free, and a less expensive cafeteria.

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

[Arnie100]

(Staring at The Fourth Wall Gang) "Alright...which of you gave those roombas BOLO AIs?!"
Arnie100: "Wasnt me..."
SRoss: "I'm not THAT evil."

(Everyone looks at taalismn)

taalismn: "What?"

[taalismn]

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Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

We have free parking for jurors...but you gotta serve your time before they endorse the tickets.

[Arnie100]

[

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

We have free parking for jurors...but you gotta serve your time before they endorse the tickets.

How about sitting in that jury room ALL DAY and not get picked...AT ALL.

[SRoss]

[

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

We have free parking for jurors...but you gotta serve your time before they endorse the tickets.

How about sitting in that jury room ALL DAY and not get picked...AT ALL.

Nope...

[Arnie100]

[

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

We have free parking for jurors...but you gotta serve your time before they endorse the tickets.

How about sitting in that jury room ALL DAY and not get picked...AT ALL.

Nope...

That happened to me...TWICE

[SRoss]

[

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

We have free parking for jurors...but you gotta serve your time before they endorse the tickets.

How about sitting in that jury room ALL DAY and not get picked...AT ALL.

Nope...

That happened to me...TWICE

Thankfully, I've only had to go through that once.

[say652]

I never make it past the interview :/ even when i think it would be pretty cool.

[Alpha 11]

Should have been his armpits

It's a Roomba. There's a limit to how far up it can reach undetected.

True.

[q
Did start chewing on your limbs or just got out of jury duty?
Any thoughts on upgrading the Courthouse?

Got out of it(there's a slim advantage to being desperately part-time employed.
Upgrades to the Courthouse? More comfortable chairs(barco-loungers!), cellphone-free, and a less expensive cafeteria.

Sounds nice.

Should have been his armpits

It's a Roomba. There's a limit to how far up it can reach undetected.

Thigh's where I'm hiding my anti-tick directional explosive charges.
Armpits are where I'm hiding the anti-mosquito flechette grenades.

[q
Did start chewing on your limbs or just got out of jury duty?
Any thoughts on upgrading the Courthouse?

Got out of it(there's a slim advantage to being desperately part-time employed.
Upgrades to the Courthouse? More comfortable chairs(barco-loungers!), cellphone-free, and a less expensive cafeteria.

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

Same thing happen to me not to long ago. But at least the parking was free.

(Staring at The Fourth Wall Gang) "Alright...which of you gave those roombas BOLO AIs?!"
Arnie100: "Wasnt me..."
SRoss: "I'm not THAT evil."

(Everyone looks at taalismn)

taalismn: "What?"

[

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

We have free parking for jurors...but you gotta serve your time before they endorse the tickets.

[

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

We have free parking for jurors...but you gotta serve your time before they endorse the tickets.

How about sitting in that jury room ALL DAY and not get picked...AT ALL.

Well, it wasn't all day for me at least. Just till noon.

That happened to me...TWICE

Bummer...

Thankfully, I've only had to go through that once.

Same here.

I never make it past the interview :/ even when i think it would be pretty cool.

Its the diabolical laughter.

[abtex]

Should have been his armpits

It's a Roomba. There's a limit to how far up it can reach undetected.

school physics lab has provided unexpected benefits in the discovery of several surprisingly advanced student and teacher projects

They can dust shelves now? When did they start doing that?
I've never seen them do that.

[say652]

At the Biology Lab a sudden and loud crash
A massive Thornhead demon burst through the wall on they left, a large blue canvas tangled in his horns and head, running and screaming the demon crashes through the wall directly in.front of it not breaking stride.

[taalismn]

At the Biology Lab a sudden and loud crash
A massive Thornhead demon burst through the wall on they left, a large blue canvas tangled in his horns and head, running and screaming the demon crashes through the wall directly in.front of it not breaking stride.

Guess the big bugger discovered what was in the hamster cages...
Either that, or he came to during the dissection module of the semester.

[Arnie100]

At the Biology Lab a sudden and loud crash
A massive Thornhead demon burst through the wall on they left, a large blue canvas tangled in his horns and head, running and screaming the demon crashes through the wall directly in.front of it not breaking stride.

Annie: (In hot pursuit) "Come back here, cutie!"
Lunk:

[taalismn]

Thornhead: (("I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE CUDDLE BOX!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"))

[SRoss]

Thornhead: (("I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE CUDDLE BOX!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"))

Corg: (From in the locker) "GET YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE!!! THIS ONE'S MINE!!!"

[taalismn]

Thornhead: (("I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE CUDDLE BOX!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"))

Corg: (From in the locker) "GET YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE!!! THIS ONE'S MINE!!!"

"THERE YOU ARE!!!"
"HOW-?! Oh right, oh shi-"

[Arnie100]

Annie: "OOOHHHHHHH...A cutie AND my Corgie-Poo!"
Corgie-Poo and Thornhead: (Hugging each other in abject terror and horro): "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!"

[taalismn]

Corg: "...what exactly do you think you're doing with that tentacle head of yours?"
Thornhead: "...ah...WHAT tentacle head are you referring to?"
Corg: "The one that's currently LICKING me..."
Thornhead: "...ah...."

[Alpha 11]

Should have been his armpits

It's a Roomba. There's a limit to how far up it can reach undetected.

school physics lab has provided unexpected benefits in the discovery of several surprisingly advanced student and teacher projects

They can dust shelves now? When did they start doing that?
I've never seen them do that.

Its the Bolos.

At the Biology Lab a sudden and loud crash
A massive Thornhead demon burst through the wall on they left, a large blue canvas tangled in his horns and head, running and screaming the demon crashes through the wall directly in.front of it not breaking stride.

At the Biology Lab a sudden and loud crash
A massive Thornhead demon burst through the wall on they left, a large blue canvas tangled in his horns and head, running and screaming the demon crashes through the wall directly in.front of it not breaking stride.

Guess the big bugger discovered what was in the hamster cages...
Either that, or he came to during the dissection module of the semester.

At the Biology Lab a sudden and loud crash
A massive Thornhead demon burst through the wall on they left, a large blue canvas tangled in his horns and head, running and screaming the demon crashes through the wall directly in.front of it not breaking stride.

Annie: (In hot pursuit) "Come back here, cutie!"
Lunk:

Figures.

Thornhead: (("I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE CUDDLE BOX!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"))

Thornhead: (("I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE CUDDLE BOX!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"))

Corg: (From in the locker) "GET YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE!!! THIS ONE'S MINE!!!"

Thornhead: (("I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE CUDDLE BOX!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"))

Corg: (From in the locker) "GET YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE!!! THIS ONE'S MINE!!!"

"THERE YOU ARE!!!"
"HOW-?! Oh right, oh shi-"

Annie: "OOOHHHHHHH...A cutie AND my Corgie-Poo!"
Corgie-Poo and Thornhead: (Hugging each other in abject terror and horro): "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Corg: "...what exactly do you think you're doing with that tentacle head of yours?"
Thornhead: "...ah...WHAT tentacle head are you referring to?"
Corg: "The one that's currently LICKING me..."
Thornhead: "...ah...."

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student: "Wonder what else will happen to those two?"
Kyle: "DON'T SAY THAT!!"
Edwards: "They're all around us...they're EVERYWHERE!"
Random MCHS Student: "I'm late for class...BYE!"

[Alpha 11]

Random MCHS Student: "Wonder what else will happen to those two?"
Kyle: "DON'T SAY THAT!!"
Edwards: "They're all around us...they're EVERYWHERE!"
Random MCHS Student: "I'm late for class...BYE!"

[taalismn]

Dr. Destry Nova: "So what does what you've seen here tell you about the role of karma in everyday life?"
MCHS#69 Student: "...that I really hope I don't have you for my biology classes..."

[SRoss]

Regess: "And what have we learned?"

Annie: "Engineering dinosaur sized Turkeys and letting them run loose is fun?"

Regess: "Indeed."

Corg: (Running for his life) "BUT I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!"

[taalismn]

Regess: "And what have we learned?"

Annie: "Engineering dinosaur sized Turkeys and letting them run loose is fun?"

Regess: "Indeed."

Corg: (Running for his life) "BUT I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!"

,,,so are most of the insects turkeys eat...

[SRoss]

"ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!"

"As a Thanksgiving Special, any student managing to survive catching Turkey diner will receive a credit in Survival 101."

[taalismn]

"ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!"

"As a Thanksgiving Special, any student managing to survive catching Turkey diner will receive a credit in Survival 101."

"And you said smuggling a bazooka into school was criminally insane..."

[Alpha 11]

Dr. Destry Nova: "So what does what you've seen here tell you about the role of karma in everyday life?"
MCHS#69 Student: "...that I really hope I don't have you for my biology classes..."

Regess: "And what have we learned?"

Annie: "Engineering dinosaur sized Turkeys and letting them run loose is fun?"

Regess: "Indeed."

Corg: (Running for his life) "BUT I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!"

Now THAT'S scary. The Regis and Annie getting along.

Regess: "And what have we learned?"

Annie: "Engineering dinosaur sized Turkeys and letting them run loose is fun?"

Regess: "Indeed."

Corg: (Running for his life) "BUT I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!"

,,,so are most of the insects turkeys eat...

"ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!"

"As a Thanksgiving Special, any student managing to survive catching Turkey diner will receive a credit in Survival 101."

"ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!"

"As a Thanksgiving Special, any student managing to survive catching Turkey diner will receive a credit in Survival 101."

"And you said smuggling a bazooka into school was criminally insane..."

Another student: And I said you should have brought something bigger!

[Arnie100]

"Uhm...what if that turkey dinner catches US?!"

[guardiandashi]

"ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!"

"As a Thanksgiving Special, any student managing to survive catching Turkey diner will receive a credit in Survival 101."

Sarah looks up from her book, "Finally an actual use for reading." as she drops the book, Turkey Psychology 098 aka What I learned by talking to a "Turkey Boy." as she heads off to get a piece of Anti-Mecha Monowire...

Sarah was planning ahead so first she clocked the speed of the dinoturkey, and its normal head height as it chases things, then made a "decapitation" trap for the dinoturkey before lureing it into her Trap...

... Ah crud I forgot to weigh the darn dinoturkey before I set up the trap Now how am I going to get a 10 ton turkey carcass to the kitchen, and where am I going to find a roasting pan big enough for a 10 ton turkey.....

[SRoss]

Disturbingly, THIS school's Cafeteria has roasting pans in that size, and the oven too.

Meanwhile, down the hall ... Students and faculty scatter as a flaming turkeysaur races down the hall...

"Ms Kincade! You're supposed to kill the turkey, THEN roast it..."

[Arnie100]

"Waitaminute...its not even Thanksgiving!"
"Tell THAT to the turkeys!"

[SRoss]

"Waitaminute...its not even Thanksgiving!"
"Tell THAT to the turkeys!"

"Given the amount of Turkey, we're dealing with, we're starting with Canadian Thanksgiving and going all the way to American Thanksgiving."

[taalismn]

Sarge(from RVB): "Oh, this sucker's NOTHING! Not like that 747 we had last Thanksgiving! That's STILL cooking! We'll deep-fry this one up in NO time!"
Doc: "I'll get the field surgery and burn kits ready."

[SRoss]

Sarge(from RVB): "Oh, this sucker's NOTHING! Not like that 747 we had last Thanksgiving! That's STILL cooking! We'll deep-fry this one up in NO time!"
Doc: "I'll get the field surgery and burn kits ready."

Nora (from RWBY): (Blowing past the two of them, riding a Turkey) "YEEEEE HAAA!!!"

[Arnie100]

Sarge(from RVB): "Oh, this sucker's NOTHING! Not like that 747 we had last Thanksgiving! That's STILL cooking! We'll deep-fry this one up in NO time!"
Doc: "I'll get the field surgery and burn kits ready."

Nora (from RWBY): (Blowing past the two of them, riding a Turkey) "YEEEEE HAAA!!!"

Chef: "DDDAAYYYYYUUUUMMM!!"

[Alpha 11]

"Uhm...what if that turkey dinner catches US?!"

Then be sure you are not the slowest person there! OR have a VERY big gun.

"ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!"

"As a Thanksgiving Special, any student managing to survive catching Turkey diner will receive a credit in Survival 101."

Sarah looks up from her book, "Finally an actual use for reading." as she drops the book, Turkey Psychology 098 aka What I learned by talking to a "Turkey Boy." as she heads off to get a piece of Anti-Mecha Monowire...

Sarah was planning ahead so first she clocked the speed of the dinoturkey, and its normal head height as it chases things, then made a "decapitation" trap for the dinoturkey before lureing it into her Trap...

... Ah crud I forgot to weigh the darn dinoturkey before I set up the trap Now how am I going to get a 10 ton turkey carcass to the kitchen, and where am I going to find a roasting pan big enough for a 10 ton turkey.....

Disturbingly, THIS school's Cafeteria has roasting pans in that size, and the oven too.

Meanwhile, down the hall ... Students and faculty scatter as a flaming turkeysaur races down the hall...

"Ms Kincade! You're supposed to kill the turkey, THEN roast it..."

[Alpha 11]

"Waitaminute...its not even Thanksgiving!"
"Tell THAT to the turkeys!"

"Waitaminute...its not even Thanksgiving!"
"Tell THAT to the turkeys!"

"Given the amount of Turkey, we're dealing with, we're starting with Canadian Thanksgiving and going all the way to American Thanksgiving."

I'll take any excuse for more turkey!

Sarge(from RVB): "Oh, this sucker's NOTHING! Not like that 747 we had last Thanksgiving! That's STILL cooking! We'll deep-fry this one up in NO time!"
Doc: "I'll get the field surgery and burn kits ready."

Sarge(from RVB): "Oh, this sucker's NOTHING! Not like that 747 we had last Thanksgiving! That's STILL cooking! We'll deep-fry this one up in NO time!"
Doc: "I'll get the field surgery and burn kits ready."

Nora (from RWBY): (Blowing past the two of them, riding a Turkey) "YEEEEE HAAA!!!"

Speaking of RWBY, guess who is coming to Death Battle! : https://youtu.be/wfCKJlkdqKs?t=1162 and this one!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFI0w5QWDh8

Sarge(from RVB): "Oh, this sucker's NOTHING! Not like that 747 we had last Thanksgiving! That's STILL cooking! We'll deep-fry this one up in NO time!"
Doc: "I'll get the field surgery and burn kits ready."

Nora (from RWBY): (Blowing past the two of them, riding a Turkey) "YEEEEE HAAA!!!"

Chef: "DDDAAYYYYYUUUUMMM!!"

[SRoss]

Speaking of RWBY, guess who is coming to Death Battle! : https://youtu.be/wfCKJlkdqKs?t=1162 and this one!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFI0w5QWDh8

Yang, of course is already an expert at turkey combat. I think I'm going to beat the rush put my money on her...