Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 2:18 pm

Announcer: "On the lunch menu today is turkey or soylent green..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 9:33 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Announcer: "On the lunch menu today is turkey or soylent green..."

"This looks like Mister Edwards' tie clip in this meatloaf..."
"That's it, I'm brownbagging it from now on..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:12 pm

SRoss wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote: Speaking of RWBY, guess who is coming to Death Battle! : https://youtu.be/wfCKJlkdqKs?t=1162 and this one!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFI0w5QWDh8

Yang, of course is already an expert at turkey combat. I think I'm going to beat the rush put my money on her...

Well, is she does win, it won't be easy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeZNC6AHBLM I think this one might be close.

Arnie100 wrote:Announcer: "On the lunch menu today is turkey or soylent green..."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Announcer: "On the lunch menu today is turkey or soylent green..."

"This looks like Mister Edwards' tie clip in this meatloaf..."
"That's it, I'm brownbagging it from now on..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:18 pm

Tenchi: "At least with everyone distracted by these turkeys, I'll get a break from all these girls."

The Dante Daughters: (In full Praxian Warrior garb, carrying a trussed up turkey) :love:

"Hiii Tenchi! Care to join us for dinner?" :love:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 6:19 pm

SRoss wrote:Tenchi: "At least with everyone distracted by these turkeys, I'll get a break from all these girls."

The Dante Daughters: (In full Praxian Warrior garb, carrying a trussed up turkey) "Hiii Tenchi! Care to join us for dinner?"

Ryohko: (Aiming a flamethrower) "STAY FROM MY MAN, YOU HUSSIES!'
Ayeka: (Aiming another flamethrower) "Looks like we'll be having turkey leftovers for a while!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 7:21 pm

"And how many students will be going home for a happy family thanksgiving?"
"My family's sending me to visit my uncle somewhere up north..."
"Last time I tried to go home on break, I learned they'd moved away...like off-planet."
"I live in a warzone in a condemned building in the no-man's land. Why would I WANT to go home for thanksgiving? In fact, I'm thinking of inviting my family HERE."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:58 pm

SRoss wrote:Tenchi: "At least with everyone distracted by these turkeys, I'll get a break from all these girls."

The Dante Daughters: (In full Praxian Warrior garb, carrying a trussed up turkey) "Hiii Tenchi! Care to join us for dinner?"

Tenchi, didn't you know, Murffy always has an ear near you.

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Tenchi: "At least with everyone distracted by these turkeys, I'll get a break from all these girls."

The Dante Daughters: (In full Praxian Warrior garb, carrying a trussed up turkey) "Hiii Tenchi! Care to join us for dinner?"

Ryohko: (Aiming a flamethrower) "STAY FROM MY MAN, YOU HUSSIES!'
Ayeka: (Aiming another flamethrower) "Looks like we'll be having turkey leftovers for a while!"

taalismn wrote:"And how many students will be going home for a happy family thanksgiving?"
"My family's sending me to visit my uncle somewhere up north..."
"Last time I tried to go home on break, I learned they'd moved away...like off-planet."
"I live in a warzone in a condemned building in the no-man's land. Why would I WANT to go home for thanksgiving? In fact, I'm thinking of inviting my family HERE."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:50 pm

"Wait...so what will be on the menu?!"
"Depends on who's doing the cooking."
"Which means I'm outta here."
"Ditto."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:47 am

Arnie100 wrote:"Wait...so what will be on the menu?!"
"Depends on who's doing the cooking."
"Which means I'm outta here."
"Ditto."

Akane: HAY!!!!!!!!

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:32 pm

Erin: (Flaming on) "Girl fight, for Tenchi!"

Sara: (Cracking her knuckles) "Let's rock." 8-)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 3:35 pm

Tenchi: "Can't I get a break?!
Ryohko: "Don't worry, Tenchi! We'll protect you!!"
Ayeka: "Of course, we will! Let's take 'em down!"
Ryohko: "For once I agree with her!
Tenchi: :nh:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 5:54 pm

Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills." :eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 7:24 pm

SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 7:52 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

"In an emergency the male faculty and students will mount anything. Wait! ... That didn't come out right!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 8:30 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

"In an emergency the male faculty and students will mount anything. Wait! ... That didn't come out right!!!"

Random MCHS Student #1: "And they say WE have dirty minds." :nh:

Random MCHS Student #2: "We do have SOME standards."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:36 pm

SRoss wrote:Erin: (Flaming on) "Girl fight, for Tenchi!"

Sara: (Cracking her knuckles) "Let's rock."

Arnie100 wrote:Tenchi: "Can't I get a break?!
Ryohko: "Don't worry, Tenchi! We'll protect you!!"
Ayeka: "Of course, we will! Let's take 'em down!"
Ryohko: "For once I agree with her!
Tenchi:

SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

"In an emergency the male faculty and students will mount anything. Wait! ... That didn't come out right!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

"In an emergency the male faculty and students will mount anything. Wait! ... That didn't come out right!!!"

Random MCHS Student #1: "And they say WE have dirty minds."
Random MCHS Student #2: "We do have SOME standards."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 1:39 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

Edwards:

"That was; uhm, ME."
Kyle and Charon: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 1:59 pm

Kyle: "Actually, I'm not all that surprised."
Edwards: "What's THAT supposed to mean?!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 2:21 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "And those two are on the staff? No wonder our quality of education SUCKS."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Uhm..."
Random MCHS Student #1: "That didn't come out right, did?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Nope."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 8:39 pm

SRoss: (Joining the other Fourth Wallers in the Armoured Teacher's Lounge) "So, how many centuries left on our Community Service sentence?"

Taalismn: "According to Nova? More then we can count."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 11:01 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

Edwards: "That was; uhm, ME."
Kyle and Charon:

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Actually, I'm not all that surprised."
Edwards: "What's THAT supposed to mean?!"

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "And those two are on the staff? No wonder our quality of education SUCKS."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Uhm..."
Random MCHS Student #1: "That didn't come out right, did?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Nope."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Joining the other Fourth Wallers in the Armoured Teacher's Lounge) "So, how many centuries left on our Community Service sentence?"

Taalismn: "According to Nova? More then we can count."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:19 pm

"I think I saw the turkeys playing polo with Edwards and Kyle."
"Oh?"
"The turkeys were RIDING them."
:shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 8:09 pm

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Joining the other Fourth Wallers in the Armoured Teacher's Lounge) "So, how many centuries left on our Community Service sentence?"

Taalismn: "According to Nova? More then we can count."

"It's the last centuries before release that are the longest..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 10:05 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"I think I saw the turkeys playing polo with Edwards and Kyle."
"Oh?"
"The turkeys were RIDING them."

Ya, I could see that happening to them.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Joining the other Fourth Wallers in the Armoured Teacher's Lounge) "So, how many centuries left on our Community Service sentence?"

Taalismn: "According to Nova? More then we can count."

"It's the last centuries before release that are the longest..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 1:47 pm

Arnie100: "At least they're not making us corral the turkeys."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:22 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "At least they're not making us corral the turkeys."

Don't say that to loudly, it might give them ideals. :twisted:

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 11:03 pm

A strange looking Catman wearing a Green Cord Suit, White leather shoes, a purple shirt and a Leopard print tie walks in the front door, his hair slicked tightly to his head to form a part he began walking towards the office.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 11:21 pm

"Is that the new Hall Monitor?"
"Betting pool starts now."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 11:25 pm

Smiling, and showing his massive teeth "Sebastian Snow, the new hall guardian."
He extends his massive clawed paw to shake hands.

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 12:07 am

Ordered to begin his duty in the Cafeteria Mr Snow, as his new Elite Job as Hall Guardian bestowed this title, walked through the door as a stream of Molten Plasma came at him, slapping the blast to the Ground then stamping his foot and shaking the Entire structure.
"Do you have a pass?" Mr Snow asked politely?

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 12:09 pm

Over the P.A.: "Attention, students snd staff, please welcome our new hall monitor, Mr. Snow. Please, no side bets on how long he'll stay. Thank you."
Random MCHS Student #1: "We have a new hall monitor?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup. Came in yesterday."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Wonder how long he'll survive..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 1:00 pm

Erin: (Walking down the hall, talking on a Smart Phone) "No Grampa, it wasn't Ragnarok, it was Thanksgiving! No, I'm not going to give back the sword yet. It's show & tell today in Defence Against Dark Arts class."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 3:51 pm

Arnie100: "I wonder what the kids're bringing to show & tell today...wait...do I even want to know?! Well, better make sure the nets and cages are ready. I'm wondering if I should set up a trauma ward..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 6:57 pm

“So he’s the new hall monitor?”
“Yep.”
“That means he’ll be monitoring the halls, right?”
“That’s what’s in the job description I understand, yes.”
“Means he’ll be spending a lot of time in Hall B, right?”
“Well, that is the biggest, longest, hall, and can be considered axial to the entire building, yes. It would make sense.”
“Then does he know about the Cleveland Project?”
“I’ve heard of it, but I don’t know the specifics. Physics Club’s pet project, right? It’s not nuclear, is it?”
“Not unless you count the reactor under the pool.”
“Reactor under the pool? You’re kidding me...”
“No, remember what we learned in History where the first nuclear reactor for the Manhattan Project was hidden..”
“Oh right. The Cleveland Project’s not about a bomb, is it?”
“No, the Physics Club’s building a model of the SDF-1’s main rail guns.”
“Nice. What scale?”
“Full scale.”
“You’re kidding me. No way they could do that! Power requirements alone-”
“Water-cooled reactor.”
“Okay, but the barrel! NO way the Principle would NOT see them building the barrel-”
“Barrel’s Hall B.”
“Wha-”
“Why else do you think Physics Club’s taken over all the lockers along Hall B? They’re installing magnets in the lockers. Got’em in the floors and ceiling too. Wiring the coordination firing through Computer Lab. They’re already calculating the thing can kick at ninety gees of acceleration.”
“And the projectile?”
“The solenoid’s about the size of a metal desk. Like the ones certain administrators and -“
“Edwards’ and the hall monitor’s desk.”
“Right.”
“But if Hall B’s a massdriver barrel, what’s the target?”
“Check the line of sight on Hall B.”
“Heads out either over the Lakes or inland into the mountains between us and Monument City...either they’re trying to launch stuff into orbit or blast a new pass through the mountains, but which is it? Oh, of course, ‘Cleveland Project’...’Cleave Land’....du’h!”

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:16 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I wonder what the kids're bringing to show & tell today...wait...do I even want to know?! Well, better make sure the nets and cages are ready. I'm wondering if I should set up a trauma ward..."

Erin: (Plopping a huge flaming sword on through Arnie100's desk Property of Surtr stenciled in Norse runes on the side) "This is my umpteenth great grandpa's sword, he needs it back by Tuesday." :twisted:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:50 pm

Arnie100: "Those reparo spells sure come in handy..." :shock:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:11 pm

say652 wrote:A strange looking Catman wearing a Green Cord Suit, White leather shoes, a purple shirt and a Leopard print tie walks in the front door, his hair slicked tightly to his head to form a part he began walking towards the office.

Don't have a clue.

taalismn wrote:"Is that the new Hall Monitor?"
"Betting pool starts now."

say652 wrote:Smiling, and showing his massive teeth "Sebastian Snow, the new hall guardian."
He extends his massive clawed paw to shake hands.

I thought he ran for it?

say652 wrote:Ordered to begin his duty in the Cafeteria Mr Snow, as his new Elite Job as Hall Guardian bestowed this title, walked through the door as a stream of Molten Plasma came at him, slapping the blast to the Ground then stamping his foot and shaking the Entire structure.
"Do you have a pass?" Mr Snow asked politely?

Arnie100 wrote:Over the P.A.: "Attention, students snd staff, please welcome our new hall monitor, Mr. Snow. Please, no side bets on how long he'll stay. Thank you."
Random MCHS Student #1: "We have a new hall monitor?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup. Came in yesterday."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Wonder how long he'll survive..."

SRoss wrote:Erin: (Walking down the hall, talking on a Smart Phone) "No Grampa, it wasn't Ragnarok, it was Thanksgiving! No, I'm not going to give back the sword yet. It's show & tell today in Defence Against Dark Arts class."

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I wonder what the kids're bringing to show & tell today...wait...do I even want to know?! Well, better make sure the nets and cages are ready. I'm wondering if I should set up a trauma ward..."

And even THAT, might be to little.

taalismn wrote:“So he’s the new hall monitor?”
“Yep.”
“That means he’ll be monitoring the halls, right?”
“That’s what’s in the job description I understand, yes.”
“Means he’ll be spending a lot of time in Hall B, right?”
“Well, that is the biggest, longest, hall, and can be considered axial to the entire building, yes. It would make sense.”
“Then does he know about the Cleveland Project?”
“I’ve heard of it, but I don’t know the specifics. Physics Club’s pet project, right? It’s not nuclear, is it?”
“Not unless you count the reactor under the pool.”
“Reactor under the pool? You’re kidding me...”
“No, remember what we learned in History where the first nuclear reactor for the Manhattan Project was hidden..”
“Oh right. The Cleveland Project’s not about a bomb, is it?”
“No, the Physics Club’s building a model of the SDF-1’s main rail guns.”
“Nice. What scale?”
“Full scale.”
“You’re kidding me. No way they could do that! Power requirements alone-”
“Water-cooled reactor.”
“Okay, but the barrel! NO way the Principle would NOT see them building the barrel-”
“Barrel’s Hall B.”
“Wha-”
“Why else do you think Physics Club’s taken over all the lockers along Hall B? They’re installing magnets in the lockers. Got’em in the floors and ceiling too. Wiring the coordination firing through Computer Lab. They’re already calculating the thing can kick at ninety gees of acceleration.”
“And the projectile?”
“The solenoid’s about the size of a metal desk. Like the ones certain administrators and -“
“Edwards’ and the hall monitor’s desk.”
“Right.”
“But if Hall B’s a massdriver barrel, what’s the target?”
“Check the line of sight on Hall B.”
“Heads out either over the Lakes or inland into the mountains between us and Monument City...either they’re trying to launch stuff into orbit or blast a new pass through the mountains, but which is it? Oh, of course, ‘Cleveland Project’...’Cleave Land’....du’h!”

That is one SCARRY class.

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I wonder what the kids're bringing to show & tell today...wait...do I even want to know?! Well, better make sure the nets and cages are ready. I'm wondering if I should set up a trauma ward..."

Erin: (Plopping a huge flaming sword on through Arnie100's desk Property of Surtr stenciled in Norse runes on the side) "This is my umpteenth great grandpa's sword, he needs it back by Tuesday."

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "Those reparo spells sure come in handy..."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 12:32 pm

Using the electric motor setting in his Jump Bike, Mr Snow patrolled the many halls. Wearing his preferred cargo pants, a sleeveless t shirt with his multioptics visor on top of his head.

He looked more like a wandering Mercenary than a Hall Guardian.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:09 pm

say652 wrote:Using the electric motor setting in his Jump Bike, Mr Snow patrolled the many halls. Wearing his preferred cargo pants, a sleeveless t shirt with his multioptics visor on top of his head.

He looked more like a wandering Mercenary than a Hall Guardian.

At least until the walls started humming, his bike started levitating, then suddenly and unexpectedly hit 90 gees of acceleration.....

"So at that speed what happens to anything organic?"
"Well, depending on how tough he is, and whether he lied on his personnel file, he either becomes a glowing ionized tracer trail or he gets to see what a hypersonic bullet feels like before hitting a mountainside."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:12 pm

Several miles later removing himself from a crater, smoking clothes and bike vaporized.

Mr Snow, relatively unhurt prepared his workman comp case.....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:40 pm

"HE SURVIVED!

*SQUEE!*

I HAVE A NEW GUINEA PIG!!!"

Ah, being munchkin only means everybody else doesn't have to hold back. :twisted:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:43 pm

taalismn wrote:"HE SURVIVED! *SQUEE!* I HAVE A NEW GUINEA PIG!!!"

Ah, being munchkin only means everybody else doesn't have to hold back.

Sarah: "Hmmm, I wonder, what if we convert the hallway from a Mass Driver into a Reflex Cannon?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:52 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"HE SURVIVED! *SQUEE!* I HAVE A NEW GUINEA PIG!!!"

Ah, being munchkin only means everybody else doesn't have to hold back.

Sarah: "Hmmm, I wonder, what if we convert the hallway from a Mass Driver into a Reflex Cannon?"

"Stay where you are, Mister Snow, we want to try something."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:29 pm

Edwards: "At least they found someone new to torment!"
Kyle: "Shut up before they notice us!"

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:42 pm

If you want someone really powerful to experiment on I know a guy....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:59 pm

say652 wrote:If you want someone really powerful to experiment on I know a guy....

"Mr. Snow, we frown on volunteering your Fourth Wall counterpart for in-thread activities. He looks rather fragile for what the Physics Class seems to have in mind...."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:17 pm

According to my union rep, all experimental hours are billed at double overtime and 16 hours of vacation is accumulated per session.
Also my insurance company replaced the motorcycle.

Here is my paperwork for my comp case, I have anxiety and require smoking this acrid smelling tobacco that makes me hungry.....

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:31 pm

"Well we have no tobacco, but there's plenty of Flower of Life and used Hookahs lying around."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:33 pm

I got a prescription for catnip sir.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:40 pm

say652 wrote:I got a prescription for catnip sir.

Sarah: "CAT!?!"