Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[Alpha 11]

Annie: "GEORGE!!! I'M GONNA LOVE YOU AND SQUEEZE YOU AND HUG YOU..."
EShemerrian #1: "I'm gonna be SICK."
EShemerrian #2: "DITTO."
George-Dolza: "HELPP MMMMEEEEEEEE!!!"
Corg: "That is just SO wrong...even for HER."
Annie: "CORGIE-POO! You came to watch me!"
Corgie-Poo: "DAMMIT!"
Edwards and Kyle: "Corgie-Poo?!"
Corgie-Poo: "SHUT UP."

EShemarrian Warchief: "Okay, we DID lose that match, but we escaped with our dignity more or less intact. Your decoy served valiantly and well, and we were able to extract ourselves from the arena with as much grace as a not-fighting-retreat and subsequent calling of the match allows, and I'm already getting e-mail from the Tribes congratulating us on losing with honor and not blaming us one bit for the actions we took."

(Seriously, you think even Chibi-Annie's going to see the Shemarrians as cute and cuddly? Sisterly, maybe, but not squeezably soft. The Shemarrians have had enough experience with the Kildren of the Lollipop fringe tribe that they know how to avoid the 'Snuggly Attack', which the Lollipops KNOW absolutely MORTIIFIES the more serious-minded Shemarrians, which is why they use it so often. But, over-exposure starts building certain immunities....)

EShemarrian Warchief: "Okay, we DID lose that match, but we escaped with our dignity more or less intact. Your decoy served valiantly and well, and we were able to extract ourselves from the arena with as much grace as a not-fighting-retreat and subsequent calling of the match allows, and I'm already getting e-mail from the Tribes congratulating us on losing with honor and not blaming us one bit for the actions we took."

(Seriously, you think even Chibi-Annie's going to see the Shemarrians as cute and cuddly? Sisterly, maybe, but not squeezably soft. The Shemarrians have had enough experience with the Kildren of the Lollipop fringe tribe that they know how to avoid the 'Snuggly Attack', which the Lollipops KNOW absolutely MORTIIFIES the more serious-minded Shemarrians, which is why they use it so often. But, over-exposure starts building certain immunities....)

Annie: "Oh, poo." (With a pout and still cradling George-Dolza loke a baby)
George-Dolza: (Sobbing uncontrollably) "Just kill me. PLEASE."

Won't help any.

Honestly, even chibi-chubby-Annie's got her moments of frightening maturity. In canon she's looking for a Great Romance(although she may not understand exactly what that means), and she is, after all, a survivor(there are moments in the OA when she makes a wink-wink-nudge-nudge to affirm that she knows what she's doing---especially when she confesses to Rook that 'she knows what it's like, being sought after by men'...or words to that effect, just to get a smile out of Rook). Unless Cosmic Power has completely corrupted her and blown her mind into thinking she can have a Happy Second Childhood, I see her as going Washuu---adopting physical ages as she sees fit, and especially if it takes people offguard or annoys the tar out of them.

And if she and Washu come to friendly terms...

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "I could've sworn I just saw a mime running around in the corridor..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Don't wanna know what that's all about."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Mimes in this school? Won't last a DAY. EVERYBODY hates them. Its one of those few times the entire school actually UNITES and does something together."
Random MCHS Student #2: "And what's that?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "MIME HUNTING."

[taalismn]

Hmmmm...Do you trigger a silent alarm for mime hunting?

[SRoss]

"NEXT BOUT TEAM LOGAN VERSUS TEAM ZOMBIE BIOROIDS!?!"

Wolverine, Hulk, Sabertooth and Deadpool:

[SRoss]

Hmmmm...Do you trigger a silent alarm for mime hunting?

The hard part is muting the hounds.

[Arnie100]

"NEXT BOUT TEAM LOGAN VERSUS TEAM ZOMBIE BIOROIDS!?!"

Wolverine, Hulk, Sabertooth and Deadpool:

"Did they forget when, in alternate reality, they actually BECAME zombies and pretty much destroyed the universe?!"
"Didn't they EAT Galactus anf gained his powers?"
"Yup. Those guys as zombies? BAD IDEA. Especially Deadpool. He'll NEVER shut up."
"What do you mean? Deadpool doesn't shut up anyways."
"True."

[Alpha 11]

Random MCHS Student #1: "I could've sworn I just saw a mime running around in the corridor..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Don't wanna know what that's all about."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Mimes in this school? Won't last a DAY. EVERYBODY hates them. Its one of those few times the entire school actually UNITES and does something together."
Random MCHS Student #2: "And what's that?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "MIME HUNTING."

I see it's spreading.

Hmmmm...Do you trigger a silent alarm for mime hunting?

"NEXT BOUT TEAM LOGAN VERSUS TEAM ZOMBIE BIOROIDS!?!"

Wolverine, Hulk, Sabertooth and Deadpool:

Hmmmm...Do you trigger a silent alarm for mime hunting?

The hard part is muting the hounds.

"NEXT BOUT TEAM LOGAN VERSUS TEAM ZOMBIE BIOROIDS!?!"

Wolverine, Hulk, Sabertooth and Deadpool:

"Did they forget when, in alternate reality, they actually BECAME zombies and pretty much destroyed the universe?!"
"Didn't they EAT Galactus anf gained his powers?"
"Yup. Those guys as zombies? BAD IDEA. Especially Deadpool. He'll NEVER shut up."
"What do you mean? Deadpool doesn't shut up anyways."
"True."

Remember reading some of those. Very sad.

[SRoss]

Zombie Red Bioroid: "Brrraaaiiinnns!" (Grabs Deadpool, taps his skull in confusion, tosses Deadpool in frustration.)

[SRoss]

"ELIMINATION BOUT... THE STIRLING KIDS VERSUS TEAM ESHIMERRIAN."

Dana: (Cracking knuckles) "About damn time."

Maia: "Aren't the teams supposed to be four people?"

Aurora: (Unfolding Crescent Rose) "Finally, shooting with you instead of at you..."

Unnamed Stirling brother: "Let's rock!"

EShimerrian Scout: "Sisters! I'm picking up someone on audio but he doesn't appear on ... AAAAAARRRRGGGG!!!!!"

An MDC Chainsaw cuts up the middle from behind...

Unnamed Stirling brother: "I'm really getting tired of that shtick!"

[Arnie100]

Zombie Red Bioroid: "Brrraaaiiinnns!" (Grabs Deadpool, taps his skull in confusion, tosses Deadpool in frustration.)

Deadpool: "GET BACK HERE, YOU ARSE! I've got as much brains as the rest of theese guys!!'

[Arnie100]

"ELIMINATION BOUT... THE STIRLING KIDS VERSUS TEAM ESHIMERRIAN."

Dana: (Cracking knuckles) "About damn time."

Maia: "Aren't the teams supposed to be four people?"

Aurora: (Unfolding Crescent Rose) "Finally, shooting with you instead of at you..."

Unnamed Stirling brother: "Let's rock!"

EShimerrian Scout: "Sisters! I'm picking up someone on audio but he doesn't appear on ... AAAAAARRRRGGGG!!!!!"

An MDC Chainsaw cuts up the middle from behind...

Unnamed Stirling brother: "I'm really getting tired of that shtick!"

Unnamed Sterling Brother: "I coulda been SOMEBODY...I coulda been a CONTENDER!"

[SRoss]

Aurora: (Trading fire with the EShimerrian Chieftess) "Now is not the time to whine brother, now is the time to KILL!"

[taalismn]

Yah know, I can't rightly write a fair unbiased conclusion to this fight because of my involvement creating the EShemarrians....
I mean, if they're Skullcrushers, they might just end up calling an Arc Light strike on the entire stadium if they're going down. Ghostriders will just upload out, just about every other Tribes' got an angle or an out, and some of the Fringe Tribes are just psychotic(Clan Vespa loves nanite swarms, Clan Alecia likes insane gravitic weapons, and nobody's seen a Clan Megalith member/warmount that isn't in the 200+ ft range...).

[SRoss]

Let's see if we can come up with something less catastrophic.

"NEW BOUT ... THE FIRST YEARS TEAM VERSUS TEAM ESHEMARRIAN BONDMAIDS..."

Rei: (In her Fire Dancer outfit) "This is so humiliating."

Meanwhile their opposition ... Sarah, Blaze (Erin), TAL-LOS and KAS-DA... enters.

[taalismn]

Let's see if we can come up with something less catastrophic.

"NEW BOUT ... THE FIRST YEARS TEAM VERSUS TEAM ESHEMARRIAN BONDMAIDS..."

Rei: (In her Fire Dancer outfit) "This is so humiliating."

Meanwhile their opposition ... Sarah, Blaze (Erin), TAL-LOS and KAS-DA... enters.

"Count ourselves lucky it wasn't Team Hentai-"
"AND IN A SURPRISE LAST MINUTE SUBSTIT-"
"If you complete that sentence with 'Team Hentai' I will NUKE the announcer's box, the judge's stand, and everything in a thirty mile radius into molten glass...."
"-UTION, TEAM CURBSTOMP!"
"That I can live with. I wanna get to the nap with painkllers part as quickly as possible...."

[Arnie100]

Aurora: (Trading fire with the EShimerrian Chieftess) "Now is not the time to whine brother, now is the time to KILL!"

Unnamed Sterling Brother: (Sniffing...) "At least YOU got a name..."

[Alpha 11]

Zombie Red Bioroid: "Brrraaaiiinnns!" (Grabs Deadpool, taps his skull in confusion, tosses Deadpool in frustration.)

"ELIMINATION BOUT... THE STIRLING KIDS VERSUS TEAM ESHIMERRIAN."

Dana: (Cracking knuckles) "About damn time."

Maia: "Aren't the teams supposed to be four people?"

Aurora: (Unfolding Crescent Rose) "Finally, shooting with you instead of at you..."

Unnamed Stirling brother: "Let's rock!"

EShimerrian Scout: "Sisters! I'm picking up someone on audio but he doesn't appear on ... AAAAAARRRRGGGG!!!!!"

An MDC Chainsaw cuts up the middle from behind...

Unnamed Stirling brother: "I'm really getting tired of that shtick!"

Zombie Red Bioroid: "Brrraaaiiinnns!" (Grabs Deadpool, taps his skull in confusion, tosses Deadpool in frustration.)

Deadpool: "GET BACK HERE, YOU ARSE! I've got as much brains as the rest of theese guys!!'

Speaking of Deadpool... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8ZqX8 ... A&index=16 Enjoy!

"ELIMINATION BOUT... THE STIRLING KIDS VERSUS TEAM ESHIMERRIAN."

Dana: (Cracking knuckles) "About damn time."

Maia: "Aren't the teams supposed to be four people?"

Aurora: (Unfolding Crescent Rose) "Finally, shooting with you instead of at you..."

Unnamed Stirling brother: "Let's rock!"

EShimerrian Scout: "Sisters! I'm picking up someone on audio but he doesn't appear on ... AAAAAARRRRGGGG!!!!!"

An MDC Chainsaw cuts up the middle from behind...

Unnamed Stirling brother: "I'm really getting tired of that shtick!"

Unnamed Sterling Brother: "I coulda been SOMEBODY...I coulda been a CONTENDER!"

[Alpha 11]

Aurora: (Trading fire with the EShimerrian Chieftess) "Now is not the time to whine brother, now is the time to KILL!"

Yah know, I can't rightly write a fair unbiased conclusion to this fight because of my involvement creating the EShemarrians....
I mean, if they're Skullcrushers, they might just end up calling an Arc Light strike on the entire stadium if they're going down. Ghostriders will just upload out, just about every other Tribes' got an angle or an out, and some of the Fringe Tribes are just psychotic(Clan Vespa loves nanite swarms, Clan Alecia likes insane gravitic weapons, and nobody's seen a Clan Megalith member/warmount that isn't in the 200+ ft range...).

Wow...

Let's see if we can come up with something less catastrophic.

"NEW BOUT ... THE FIRST YEARS TEAM VERSUS TEAM ESHEMARRIAN BONDMAIDS..."

Rei: (In her Fire Dancer outfit) "This is so humiliating."

Meanwhile their opposition ... Sarah, Blaze (Erin), TAL-LOS and KAS-DA... enters.

This one should be interesting.

Let's see if we can come up with something less catastrophic.

"NEW BOUT ... THE FIRST YEARS TEAM VERSUS TEAM ESHEMARRIAN BONDMAIDS..."

Rei: (In her Fire Dancer outfit) "This is so humiliating."

Meanwhile their opposition ... Sarah, Blaze (Erin), TAL-LOS and KAS-DA... enters.

"Count ourselves lucky it wasn't Team Hentai-"
"AND IN A SURPRISE LAST MINUTE SUBSTIT-"
"If you complete that sentence with 'Team Hentai' I will NUKE the announcer's box, the judge's stand, and everything in a thirty mile radius into molten glass...."
"-UTION, TEAM CURBSTOMP!"
"That I can live with. I wanna get to the nap with painkllers part as quickly as possible...."

Aurora: (Trading fire with the EShimerrian Chieftess) "Now is not the time to whine brother, now is the time to KILL!"

Unnamed Sterling Brother: (Sniffing...) "At least YOU got a name..."

[guardiandashi]

Ya Clan Alecia (the Alecians) play with some evil tech, I think one of my WORST ideas for them was inspired by O'Brian in star trek DS9... his "replicating cloaked mines" only with more Nannite tech.....

basically it weaponized the shemarian Eshemarian Nano repair system, to build "nanno bomb dispensers" that create more nanno bomb dispensers that create ......

[SRoss]

Ya Clan Alecia (the Alecians) play with some evil tech, I think one of my WORST ideas for them was inspired by O'Brian in star trek DS9... his "replicating cloaked mines" only with more Nannite tech.....

basically it weaponized the shemarian Eshemarian Nano repair system, to build "nanno bomb dispensers" that create more nanno bomb dispensers that create ......

UEsG EOD Tech: "Well my job's secure."

[SRoss]

Let's see if we can come up with something less catastrophic.

"NEW BOUT ... THE FIRST YEARS TEAM VERSUS TEAM ESHEMARRIAN BONDMAIDS..."

Rei: (In her Fire Dancer outfit) "This is so humiliating."

Meanwhile their opposition ... Sarah, Blaze (Erin), TAL-LOS and KAS-DA... enters.

"Count ourselves lucky it wasn't Team Hentai-"
"AND IN A SURPRISE LAST MINUTE SUBSTIT-"
"If you complete that sentence with 'Team Hentai' I will NUKE the announcer's box, the judge's stand, and everything in a thirty mile radius into molten glass...."
"-UTION, TEAM CURBSTOMP!"
"That I can live with. I wanna get to the nap with painkllers part as quickly as possible...."

KAS-DA: "Wait! I thought WE were the Curbstomp team?"

[taalismn]

She is....the announcer just kept the same team and hurriedly 'renamed' the team to avoid triggering an area of effect glassing.

[SRoss]

Rei: "FIRE SOUL!!!"

Blaze: "Umm, I'm a superheroine, and I'm immune to fire..."

Rei: "KEI YEAH!!!" (Ki punches Blaze in the gut sending her across the arena)

Blaze: (Levering herself out of the dirt) "Oh it's on..."

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "This is better then watching the Glee Club!!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Think they'll allow audience participation?"

[SRoss]

Minako: "Venus Love-Me Chain!" (Chain coils around Sarah's neck)

Sarah: "Gack!"

Minako: "Dogs should be on leashes."

Random MCHS Student: (Shouting from the stands) "NOT A GOOD IDEA!!"

Sarah, grabs the chain and slams Minako into Rei...

[taalismn]

Usagi boomgunhealing burst blasts Sarah, rocking her into the stadium walls.
Meanwhile Ami EMPs KAS-DA, momentarily stunning her.

[SRoss]

After several minutes of unsuccessfully trying to kill each other with fire, Erin and Rei decide to pull out all the stops...

Rei: "MARS FLAME SNIPER!!!"

Blaze: (Something loud in Bostonian about Rei's mother!!!)

The whole stadium shakes and everyone is temporary blinded as a Hypernova briefly erupts in the arena.

"RING OUT ... BLAZE!!!"

"RING OUT ... REI!!!"

Erin (Blaze): (From where she's embedded in the stadium wall) "Did I win?"

Rei: (From where she's embedded in the stands) "I hate you..."

Velt: (From where he's embedded under Rei) "It's not fair..."

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "Y'know this might be getting out of hand..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Why?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "How about the fact that we're running towards the exit?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Oh, yeah..."

[taalismn]

And KAS-DA cracks the glass glaze on the stadium floor and tands up!
Just in time to see Usagi in her Glittergirl ALSO crack the baked ground and melted astro-turf and stand up.
Hauling out their BFGs they both draw a bead on each other....

"RUN FASTER!"

[Arnie100]

And KAS-DA cracks the glass glaze on the stadium floor and tands up!
Just in time to see Usagi in her Glittergirl ALSO crack the baked ground and melted astro-turf and stand up.
Hauling out their BFGs they both draw a bead on each other....

"RUN FASTER!"

Random MCHS Student #1: "MUST GO FASTER!!
Random MCHS Student #2: "AGREED. Picking up the pace is a really good idea!"

[Alpha 11]

Ya Clan Alecia (the Alecians) play with some evil tech, I think one of my WORST ideas for them was inspired by O'Brian in star trek DS9... his "replicating cloaked mines" only with more Nannite tech.....

basically it weaponized the shemarian Eshemarian Nano repair system, to build "nanno bomb dispensers" that create more nanno bomb dispensers that create ......

Wow, that is deadly.

Ya Clan Alecia (the Alecians) play with some evil tech, I think one of my WORST ideas for them was inspired by O'Brian in star trek DS9... his "replicating cloaked mines" only with more Nannite tech.....

basically it weaponized the shemarian Eshemarian Nano repair system, to build "nanno bomb dispensers" that create more nanno bomb dispensers that create ......

UEsG EOD Tech: "Well my job's secure."

Let's see if we can come up with something less catastrophic.

"NEW BOUT ... THE FIRST YEARS TEAM VERSUS TEAM ESHEMARRIAN BONDMAIDS..."

Rei: (In her Fire Dancer outfit) "This is so humiliating."

Meanwhile their opposition ... Sarah, Blaze (Erin), TAL-LOS and KAS-DA... enters.

"Count ourselves lucky it wasn't Team Hentai-"
"AND IN A SURPRISE LAST MINUTE SUBSTIT-"
"If you complete that sentence with 'Team Hentai' I will NUKE the announcer's box, the judge's stand, and everything in a thirty mile radius into molten glass...."
"-UTION, TEAM CURBSTOMP!"
"That I can live with. I wanna get to the nap with painkllers part as quickly as possible...."

KAS-DA: "Wait! I thought WE were the Curbstomp team?"

There is always a bigger fish.

She is....the announcer just kept the same team and hurriedly 'renamed' the team to avoid triggering an area of effect glassing.

Rei: "FIRE SOUL!!!"

Blaze: "Umm, I'm a superheroine, and I'm immune to fire..."

Rei: "KEI YEAH!!!" (Ki punches Blaze in the gut sending her across the arena)

Blaze: (Levering herself out of the dirt) "Oh it's on..."

Random MCHS Student #1: "This is better then watching the Glee Club!!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Think they'll allow audience participation?"

Minako: "Venus Love-Me Chain!" (Chain coils around Sarah's neck)

Sarah: "Gack!"

Minako: "Dogs should be on leashes."

Random MCHS Student: (Shouting from the stands) "NOT A GOOD IDEA!!"

Sarah, grabs the chain and slams Minako into Rei...

VERY bad ideal indeed.

[Alpha 11]

Usagi boomgunhealing burst blasts Sarah, rocking her into the stadium walls.
Meanwhile Ami EMPs KAS-DA, momentarily stunning her.

They are just prolonging the ending.

After several minutes of unsuccessfully trying to kill each other with fire, Erin and Rei decide to pull out all the stops...

Rei: "MARS FLAME SNIPER!!!"

Blaze: (Something loud in Bostonian about Rei's mother!!!)

The whole stadium shakes and everyone is temporary blinded as a Hypernova briefly erupts in the arena.

"RING OUT ... BLAZE!!!"

"RING OUT ... REI!!!"

Erin (Blaze): (From where she's embedded in the stadium wall) "Did I win?"

Rei: (From where she's embedded in the stands) "I hate you..."

Velt: (From where he's embedded under Rei) "It's not fair..."

Random MCHS Student #1: "Y'know this might be getting out of hand..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Why?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "How about the fact that we're running towards the exit?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Oh, yeah..."

And KAS-DA cracks the glass glaze on the stadium floor and tands up!
Just in time to see Usagi in her Glittergirl ALSO crack the baked ground and melted astro-turf and stand up.
Hauling out their BFGs they both draw a bead on each other....

"RUN FASTER!"

And KAS-DA cracks the glass glaze on the stadium floor and tands up!
Just in time to see Usagi in her Glittergirl ALSO crack the baked ground and melted astro-turf and stand up.
Hauling out their BFGs they both draw a bead on each other....

"RUN FASTER!"

Random MCHS Student #1: "MUST GO FASTER!!
Random MCHS Student #2: "AGREED. Picking up the pace is a really good idea!"

This is closer then I thought it would be.

[taalismn]

Simultaneous BFG fire.
Inexorable unleashing of massive amounts of destructive force.
Improbable exact intersection of both onrushing projectiles in the exact middle of the distance between the two firing points.
Cue creation of massive shockwave propagating from point of collision.
Note rippling, buckling, and upheaval of stadium ground racing back in BOTH directions.
Cue simultaneous: "Oh shi-" from both combatants.

"RING OUT....USAGI!"

"RING OUT....KAS-DA!!!"

(Cut to Glittergirl Usagi lying on her back in the remains of a private skybox)"...owie... at least I landed in something soft.."
(ex)Senator $#!+stainRusso: "....gurgle...."

(Cut to KAS-DA, laying in the middle of the school parking lot, atop the remains of some expensive motorcycles) "....pain receptors nominal....damage not as severe as expected, given circumstances.... fortuitous braking in degradable barriers...."
Red(black and blue) Snakes(looking like they just got piledrived)"........gurnkkkkkk......"

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "We MADE -- DAMMIT!! The exit's blocked!!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "And you said Audience Participation was a good idea!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "THAT WAS YOU." :
Random MCHS Student #2: "Oh."

[SRoss]

"There's just TA-LOS and Ami left! What could happen? Oh and an unconcious Minako..."

[taalismn]

Ami warms up her EMP generator again...
"That's not going to work again, brainb***h." TA-LOS gritted, as she readied her own attack...

"GRAB A BENCH!!! USE IT AS A BATTERING RAM!!!! GET THROUGH THAT DOOR!!!"
"...benches are bolted down. Door's battle armor seconded from warcruiser construction."
"COME ON, HYSTERICAL STRENGTH!"

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "What the -- time-release locks?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I wanna go home!"

[SRoss]

GlaDOS: "ATTENTION! AUDIENCE! MULTIPLE DISASTER LEVEL EVENTS HAVE BEEN DETECTED. FOR YOUR PERSONAL SAFETY, ALL EXTERIOR EXITS AND ENTRANCES HAVE GONE INTO DISASTER LOCKDOWN MODE! DOORS WILL REMAIN SECURED UNTIL EMERGENCY PERSONNEL ENTER THE ALL CLEAR CODE ON ANY EXTERNAL KEYPAD, PLEASE REMAIN CALM."

BSS Officer: "Wait! we're all inside!"

CDU Officer: "Is there an internal keypad?"

GlaDOS: "LOCKDOWN IS FOR YOUR SAFETY. HAVING A KEYPAD ON THE INSIDE OF THIS COMPLEX WOULD NOT MAKE SENSE..."

[taalismn]

From somewhere behind them in the stadium, an invisible EMP blast surges out....
The lights all go out, plunging the stadium into darkness-
GlaDOS: "EMERG-"
Electronic locks demagnetize-
"IT'S OPEN!"
THUNK
"Deadbolt."
"...nuts...."
From somewhere behind them in the stadium, a bright flash flares out-
"Damn, she had hardened circuits-"

[SRoss]

TA-LOS: (Grabbing Minako by the leg and swinging her like a bat, charging Ami) "My Turn!"

[taalismn]

TA-LOS bats Ami into the grandstands.

"RING OUT...AMI!"

"RING OUT...MINAKO!"

TA-LOS: "I WIN!"
(instantly gets blindsided by Makoto riding a giant robo-dinosaur)

[SRoss]

TA-LOS bats Ami into the grandstands.

"RING OUT...AMI!"

"RING OUT...MINAKO!"

TA-LOS: "I WIN!"
(instantly gets blindsided by Makoto riding a giant robo-dinosaur)

Kallen Pet: (Whacking Makoto in the back of the head with Maxwell's Silver Hammer) "If you can add team mates, so can we!"

MCH #69 Student #1: "Crap! We're getting out of here!!!"
MCH #69 Student #2: "Not unless one team or the other runs outta guys!"

[taalismn]

Makoto blocks Kallen's hammer strikes with Haruka(much to the latter's dismay, but with the resignation of all-too-familiar abuse*), then zaps Kallen HARD with a lightning attack. Krispy Kitty.

(*Seeing as Haruka's Shemarrian counterpart basically used her as a punching bag and a projectile against a bionic Ranma-chan/Ranko analogue. Doubly ironic since Genma Saotome would have readily approved of such behavior and used it as body-toughening exercise...on Ranma, not himself...The martial artist's path is fraight with pain and hardship)

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "LET US OUT! LET US OUT!!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I knew Audience Participation was a bad idea!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "It was YOUR idea in the FIRST place!"

[Alpha 11]

Simultaneous BFG fire.
Inexorable unleashing of massive amounts of destructive force.
Improbable exact intersection of both onrushing projectiles in the exact middle of the distance between the two firing points.
Cue creation of massive shockwave propagating from point of collision.
Note rippling, buckling, and upheaval of stadium ground racing back in BOTH directions.
Cue simultaneous: "Oh shi-" from both combatants.

"RING OUT....USAGI!"

"RING OUT....KAS-DA!!!"

(Cut to Glittergirl Usagi lying on her back in the remains of a private skybox)"...owie... at least I landed in something soft.."
(ex)Senator $#!+stainRusso: "....gurgle...."

(Cut to KAS-DA, laying in the middle of the school parking lot, atop the remains of some expensive motorcycles) "....pain receptors nominal....damage not as severe as expected, given circumstances.... fortuitous braking in degradable barriers...."
Red(black and blue) Snakes(looking like they just got piledrived)"........gurnkkkkkk......"

Random MCHS Student #1: "We MADE -- DAMMIT!! The exit's blocked!!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "And you said Audience Participation was a good idea!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "THAT WAS YOU." :
Random MCHS Student #2: "Oh."

"There's just TA-LOS and Ami left! What could happen? Oh and an unconcious Minako..."

Ami warms up her EMP generator again...
"That's not going to work again, brainb***h." TA-LOS gritted, as she readied her own attack...

"GRAB A BENCH!!! USE IT AS A BATTERING RAM!!!! GET THROUGH THAT DOOR!!!"
"...benches are bolted down. Door's battle armor seconded from warcruiser construction."
"COME ON, HYSTERICAL STRENGTH!"

Random MCHS Student #1: "What the -- time-release locks?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I wanna go home!"

GlaDOS: "ATTENTION! AUDIENCE! MULTIPLE DISASTER LEVEL EVENTS HAVE BEEN DETECTED. FOR YOUR PERSONAL SAFETY, ALL EXTERIOR EXITS AND ENTRANCES HAVE GONE INTO DISASTER LOCKDOWN MODE! DOORS WILL REMAIN SECURED UNTIL EMERGENCY PERSONNEL ENTER THE ALL CLEAR CODE ON ANY EXTERNAL KEYPAD, PLEASE REMAIN CALM."

BSS Officer: "Wait! we're all inside!"

CDU Officer: "Is there an internal keypad?"

GlaDOS: "LOCKDOWN IS FOR YOUR SAFETY. HAVING A KEYPAD ON THE INSIDE OF THIS COMPLEX WOULD NOT MAKE SENSE..."

From somewhere behind them in the stadium, an invisible EMP blast surges out....
The lights all go out, plunging the stadium into darkness-
GlaDOS: "EMERG-"
Electronic locks demagnetize-
"IT'S OPEN!"
THUNK
"Deadbolt."
"...nuts...."
From somewhere behind them in the stadium, a bright flash flares out-
"Damn, she had hardened circuits-"

TA-LOS: (Grabbing Minako by the leg and swinging her like a bat, charging Ami) "My Turn!"

[Alpha 11]

TA-LOS bats Ami into the grandstands.

"RING OUT...AMI!"

"RING OUT...MINAKO!"

TA-LOS: "I WIN!"
(instantly gets blindsided by Makoto riding a giant robo-dinosaur)

That kind of reminds me of the ending of Hulk vs Wolverine. Deadpool stands up out of the debree, and says "I'm alive!", then the Hulk lands on him.

TA-LOS bats Ami into the grandstands.

"RING OUT...AMI!"

"RING OUT...MINAKO!"

TA-LOS: "I WIN!"
(instantly gets blindsided by Makoto riding a giant robo-dinosaur)

Kallen Pet: (Whacking Makoto in the back of the head with Maxwell's Silver Hammer) "If you can add team mates, so can we!"

MCH #69 Student #1: "Crap! We're getting out of here!!!"
MCH #69 Student #2: "Not unless one team or the other runs outta guys!"

Can't see the video. Its been blocked.

Makoto blocks Kallen's hammer strikes with Haruka(much to the latter's dismay, but with the resignation of all-too-familiar abuse*), then zaps Kallen HARD with a lightning attack. Krispy Kitty.

(*Seeing as Haruka's Shemarrian counterpart basically used her as a punching bag and a projectile against a bionic Ranma-chan/Ranko analogue. Doubly ironic since Genma Saotome would have readily approved of such behavior and used it as body-toughening exercise...on Ranma, not himself...The martial artist's path is fraight with pain and hardship)

Genma, another father you love to hate.

Random MCHS Student #1: "LET US OUT! LET US OUT!!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I knew Audience Participation was a bad idea!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "It was YOUR idea in the FIRST place!"

[SRoss]

Kallen Pet: (Whacking Makoto in the back of the head with Maxwell's Silver Hammer) "If you can add team mates, so can we!"

Can't see the video. Its been blocked.

It worked fine when I tried it, but I've changed the link, so try it again. It's a very strange Beetles song.

[SRoss]

Makoto blocks Kallen's hammer strikes with Haruka(much to the latter's dismay, but with the resignation of all-too-familiar abuse*), then zaps Kallen HARD with a lightning attack. Krispy Kitty.

(*Seeing as Haruka's Shemarrian counterpart basically used her as a punching bag and a projectile against a bionic Ranma-chan/Ranko analogue. Doubly ironic since Genma Saotome would have readily approved of such behavior and used it as body-toughening exercise...on Ranma, not himself...The martial artist's path is fraight with pain and hardship)

I'd have imagined it would take a miracle for Makoto to land a hit on Kallen before she had cat girl reflexes, she must have burned through all the luck she had?

Makoto: (Raising arms in the air) "YES! I'M INVINC..."

Washu: "PRETTY SAMMY ICEGUARD ATTACK!!!"

"RING OUT! MAKOTO!"

MCH #69 Student #1: "Trapped in a block of ice with Sailor Jupiter! Just like my fan fic!"
MCH #69 Student #2: "Your an idiot, you know that, right?"

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "What? Sailor Jupiter's AWESOME!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "WHY? Why ME?"

[taalismn]

Washu advances onto the battleground. There's Sailor Pluto in a precariously tied negligee, apparently blissfully asleep on a settee dragged out into the middle of the arena.
Washu: "Is she even AWAKE? Never mind...I'll just knock her out with SCIEN-"
Pluto's hand shoots up and briefly touches Washu over her groin.
With a really bliss-blitzed look on her face, Washu collapses next to Pluto.

" TEN COUNT....RING OUT, WASHU!"

"TEN COUNT...RING OUT, PLUTO!"

"...what the hell was that?"
"Saotome Sleep Combat Parry Technique combined with Sapphire Cobra Tantric Sex Point attack. Pluto seems to have remembered something practical from her three years being seduced."
"THat's one SERIOUS afterglow."
"Is that even LEGAL?"
"Is ANY of this legal?"
"Well, at least the stadium's still standing, and we're still all breathing. Mutual knockout's kinda disappointment, though."
"Why'd they count Pluto out then?"
"Gotta be provably conscious to remain in the game. Does she LOOK awake?"
"I'm still trying to figure out how she got into the stadium like that!"
"Keep working on getting us OUT of the stadium."