Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 4:42 pm

Arnie100: "That's gonna go well...should we start a betting pool?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 4:54 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "That's gonna go well...should we start a betting pool?"

Crossover Minmei: "Here's a list of every powered student in this school. By the time they finish their first year you'll have to help them get their own personal theme song."

Alecia: :mrgreen:

"EVEN ME!" :mrgreen:

Crossover Minmei: "Even you."

SRoss: "20,000 Quatlus say by the end of semester he'll wish Nova let Sarah eat him."

Watching from the bushes...

EShemarrian Scout: "I think the Wargoddess is gonna want to hear about this."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:23 pm

SRoss wrote:
EShemarrian Scout: "I think the Wargoddess is gonna want to hear about this."

http://eshemarrian.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_and_Music
:-D

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 11:49 pm

The DoorKnocker opens and two highschool girls return through the portal.

Walter: "Hey! you kids aren't authorized for gate travel. Where were you?" :shock:

Erin: (Flushed) "Blood Riders got the best raves! WHOOO!"

Sarah: (Gingerly stepping on bandaged feet) "Easy for you to say, little Ms. Fire-proof..." :badbad:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 12:10 am

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "So Alpha11 is now teaching a class in the music department?"

Taalismn: "Yep Personal Themes 101. He'll be working under Crossover Minmei."

I would have to be bound and gaged for that to happen. So, no I won't be. BTW, every ones is different. Music is just not one of my biggest things I'm concerned about.

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "That's gonna go well...should we start a betting pool?"

Don't even show up for work.

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "That's gonna go well...should we start a betting pool?"

Crossover Minmei: "Here's a list of every powered student in this school. By the time they finish their first year you'll have to help them get their own personal theme song."

Alecia: "EVEN ME!"

Crossover Minmei: "Even you."

SRoss: "20,000 Quatlus say by the end of semester he'll wish Nova let Sarah eat him."

Watching from the bushes...

EShemarrian Scout: "I think the Wargoddess is gonna want to hear about this."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
EShemarrian Scout: "I think the Wargoddess is gonna want to hear about this."

http://eshemarrian.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_and_Music

Interesting.

SRoss wrote:The DoorKnocker opens and two highschool girls return through the portal.

Walter: "Hey! you kids aren't authorized for gate travel. Where were you?"

Erin: (Flushed) "Blood Riders got the best raves! WHOOO!"

Sarah: (Gingerly stepping on bandaged feet) "Easy for you to say, little Ms. Fire-proof..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 12:22 am

Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:SRoss: "So Alpha11 is now teaching a class in the music department?"

Taalismn: "Yep Personal Themes 101. He'll be working under Crossover Minmei."

I would have to be bound and gaged for that to happen. So, no I won't be. BTW, every ones is different. Music is just not one of my biggest things I'm concerned about.
:

Yeah, untying the knots is(funny you should mention 'bound and gagged')

Crossover Minmei: "I know a thing or two about motivation."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 1:32 pm

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:SRoss: "So Alpha11 is now teaching a class in the music department?"

Taalismn: "Yep Personal Themes 101. He'll be working under Crossover Minmei."

I would have to be bound and gaged for that to happen. So, no I won't be. BTW, every ones is different. Music is just not one of my biggest things I'm concerned about.
:

Yeah, untying the knots is(funny you should mention 'bound and gagged')

Crossover Minmei: "I know a thing or two about motivation."

Random MCHS Sudent #1: "That sounds so wrong..." :frazz:

Random MCHS Student #2: :shock:

"You wanna try for that transfer again?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 3:50 pm

At a desk deep in the school...

A Dark figure stamps transfer requests...

"No, no, no, transfer to the Deep Ones, no, Sacrifice to my dark masters, no, no, transfer to the S.S. Gargoyle, no, no, give as tribute to the EShemmarians, no, transfer to Mauve Squadron, no, no, transfer to IceGuard ... etc. etc."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 8:45 pm

SRoss wrote:At a desk deep in the school...

A Dark figure stamps transfer requests...

"No, no, no, transfer to the Deep Ones, no, Sacrifice to my dark masters, no, no, transfer to the S.S. Gargoyle, no, no, give as tribute to the EShemmarians, no, transfer to Mauve Squadron, no, no, transfer to IceGuard ... etc. etc."

"This job is SO much easier since somebody stole my 'Approved' stamp..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 10:34 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "Looks like we got a new student...Peter Parker"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Xover Minmei's after him, though."
Random MCHS Student #1: "That's good...means she won't be after US."
Random MCHS Student #2: "TRUE. Hopefully that transfer comes through."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:21 am

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:SRoss: "So Alpha11 is now teaching a class in the music department?"

Taalismn: "Yep Personal Themes 101. He'll be working under Crossover Minmei."

I would have to be bound and gaged for that to happen. So, no I won't be. BTW, every ones is different. Music is just not one of my biggest things I'm concerned about.
:

Yeah, untying the knots is(funny you should mention 'bound and gagged')

Crossover Minmei: "I know a thing or two about motivation."

Not sacred. Don't want to be involved.

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:SRoss: "So Alpha11 is now teaching a class in the music department?"

Taalismn: "Yep Personal Themes 101. He'll be working under Crossover Minmei."

I would have to be bound and gaged for that to happen. So, no I won't be. BTW, every ones is different. Music is just not one of my biggest things I'm concerned about.
:

Yeah, untying the knots is(funny you should mention 'bound and gagged')

Crossover Minmei: "I know a thing or two about motivation."

Random MCHS Sudent #1: "That sounds so wrong..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "You wanna try for that transfer again?"

SRoss wrote:At a desk deep in the school...

A Dark figure stamps transfer requests...

"No, no, no, transfer to the Deep Ones, no, Sacrifice to my dark masters, no, no, transfer to the S.S. Gargoyle, no, no, give as tribute to the EShemmarians, no, transfer to Mauve Squadron, no, no, transfer to IceGuard ... etc. etc."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:At a desk deep in the school...

A Dark figure stamps transfer requests...

"No, no, no, transfer to the Deep Ones, no, Sacrifice to my dark masters, no, no, transfer to the S.S. Gargoyle, no, no, give as tribute to the EShemmarians, no, transfer to Mauve Squadron, no, no, transfer to IceGuard ... etc. etc."

"This job is SO much easier since somebody stole my 'Approved' stamp..."

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Looks like we got a new student...Peter Parker"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Xover Minmei's after him, though."
Random MCHS Student #1: "That's good...means she won't be after US."
Random MCHS Student #2: "TRUE. Hopefully that transfer comes through."

Poor Peter..., he deserves so much better.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:13 am

Peter: "If I could just find a hiding place." (Whips open a locker)

Shinji & Tenchi: (Cringing in the locker) "FIND YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE, THIS ONE'S OURS!"

Heads for the floor drain.

Corg: (Squeezed into the drain) "Um, Taken..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:15 pm

SRoss wrote:
Corg: (Squeezed into the drain) "Um, Taken..."

Kyle: "Damn clogged drains again. Well, just have to flush'em with live steam again..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:20 pm

Peter: "I KNOW!!! THAT OFFICE!!! (Little does he know that it belongs to two certain people...) HOLY SH --" :frazz:

(...and finds it crammed wall to wall with roombas...)
Roomba: <<You are not desired targets!! You must LEAVE!!>>
Peter: "Gotta find another hiding place..." (Takes off in another direction)
Xover Minmei: :twisted:

"Peter are you in there? (Opens the door and...) :shock:

NOPE. DEFINETELY NOT IN HERE!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:33 pm

As she closes the door she fails to hear...

Roomba: <<Hmm, hiding on the ceiling ... Interesting tactical possibilities...>>

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:49 pm

I recall in one of the original Ghost in the Shell mangas, the Major ran into centipede-like security Roomba devices that crawled along the walls. We never got to see their capabilities because she totally wasted them all with pistol fire before they could do anything.
Doesn't say much for security bots if they're that vulnerable to small arms fire.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:15 pm

Command Roomba: <<As a Bolo we had tons of high density armour ... What is our current protective status?>>

Roomba: <<Less then a milimetre of plastic and some aluminum...>>

Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO LOCATION DESIGNATED, SHOP CLASS FOR EMERGENCY BATTLEFIELD UPGRADE!!!>>

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 4:33 pm

Meanwhile in their camp in a corner of the cafeteria, a Silvermoon War Chieftainess admired her reflection in her armour, while listening to the Blood Rider, Reye Coronal Firestormer, and a Wayfinder Scout explain the tactical situation.

Scout: "They have the edge on us in music."

Firestormer: "But, we're currently ahead of them in Dance."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 4:55 pm

Roombas:

Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS FOR IMMEDIATE MEMORY WIPE!!>>

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:10 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Roombas:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS FOR IMMEDIATE MEMORY WIPE!!>>

Random MCH#69 School Girl: "Was it the dance, or hearing Firestormer say Awesome to the Max?" :-?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:16 pm

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in their camp in a corner of the cafeteria, a Silvermoon War Chieftainess admired her reflection in her armour, while listening to the Blood Rider, Reye Coronal Firestormer, and a Wayfinder Scout explain the tactical situation.

Scout: "They have the edge on us in music."

Firestormer: "But, we're currently ahead of them in Dance."

That's more the Lollipop Kildrens' moe schtick....Embarrasses the HELL out of the other Tribes....just as planned.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:18 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in their camp in a corner of the cafeteria, a Silvermoon War Chieftainess admired her reflection in her armour, while listening to the Blood Rider, Reye Coronal Firestormer, and a Wayfinder Scout explain the tactical situation.

Scout: "They have the edge on us in music."

Firestormer: "But, we're currently ahead of them in Dance."

That's more the Lollipop Kildrens' moe schtick....Embarrasses the HELL out of the other Tribes....just as planned.

Actually that was the school dance.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:19 pm

That would explain the many people getting blind drunk in the school parking lot....

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:27 pm

Lollipop Wargoddess: "*Giggle* Silly! This is our dance!"

Other EShemarrians: :shock:

Firestormer: "Sisters, I think we should go and join those Roomba things in the Shop Class..." :nh:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:33 pm

SRoss wrote:Lollipop Wargoddess: "*Giggle* Silly! This is our dance!"

Other EShemarrians:

Firestormer: "Sisters, I think we should go and join those Roomba things in the Shop Class..."

MCHS Students and Staff: :shock:

"BLOODY HELL!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 1:28 pm

Kyle: "That's NOTHING!!"
Edwards: (Facepalm) :shock:

"OH. MY. GOD."
Eshemarrians, Staff and Students: :puke:

Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS IMMEDIATELY FOR MEMORY WIPE AND THEN WE MUST PLAN OUR COUNTERATTACK!!!>>
Kyle: "I ALSO KNOW THIS MASTERPIECE!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 1:59 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "That's NOTHING!!"
Edwards: (Facepalm) "OH. MY. GOD."
Eshemarrians, Staff and Students:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS IMMEDIATELY FOR MEMORY WIPE AND THEN WE MUST PLAN OUR COUNTERATTACK!!!>>

Suddenly, a guy who looks like a Smith from the Matrix appears and hands Kyle a paper.

"Mr. Kyle, I'm serving you notice, you're being sued by a Mr. Lance Belmont for copyright infringement."

Edwards: "That was his theme song Kyle!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "I ALSO KNOW THIS MASTERPIECE!!"

Meanwhile ... Echoing from the IceGuard base...

"DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:49 pm

Later...

Edwards, Kyle, EShemarrians, Staff, Roombas and Students are secured in the detention hall by the Fourth Wall Gang...

SRoss: (Pacing before them) "Ok, before any serious crimes against music [sub](ie; Anything by William Shatner or Justin Beaver)[/sub] are committed, we've decided to bring in someone to help teach you to behave."

Taalismn opens the door.

Alecia, Sarah & the EShemarrians: :eek:

"GODDESS NO! NOT HER! ANYONE BUT HER!!!" :eek:

Ava: (Waves)

"Hiiii!!!"

(Moves around the room hugging everyone)

SRoss: (Locking the door as the Fourth Wallers leave) "We'll just let you guys all get acquainted." :twisted:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 7:04 pm

Arnie100: "At least you didn't have them listening to The Safety Dance all day long..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 7:56 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "At least you didn't have them listening to The Safety Dance all day long..."

Apparently that video is not available in Canada.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 8:18 pm

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "At least you didn't have them listening to The Safety Dance all day long..."

Apparently that video is not available in Canada.

It's not called the Canadian Shield for nothing....

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 8:20 pm

Ava:

"See now, don't you feel better in you new clothes?" :love:

The EShemarrians and the female students and staff looked uncomfortably about in their freshly sewn Sailor Fuku.

Across the room the male students and staff in their also freshly sewn gakuran admired the view.

Kyle: "All in all, this isn't as bad as I thought it would be."

Edwards: "Look down." (Pointing to the Roombas, clad in gleaming shells made from recycled EShemmarian [sub]And Alecia's[/sub] weapons and armour.)

Edwards & Kyle: "Run!?!"

Ava: "Now you boys play nice in the hallway." :cute:

Firestormer: "Bring glory to our armour!!!"

Roombas: <<Command acknowledged.>>

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 1:02 am

SRoss wrote:Peter: "If I could just find a hiding place." (Whips open a locker)

Shinji & Tenchi: (Cringing in the locker) "FIND YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE, THIS ONE'S OURS!"

Heads for the floor drain.

Corg: (Squeezed into the drain) "Um, Taken..."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Corg: (Squeezed into the drain) "Um, Taken..."

Kyle: "Damn clogged drains again. Well, just have to flush'em with live steam again..."

Arnie100 wrote:Peter: "I KNOW!!! THAT OFFICE!!! (Little does he know that it belongs to two certain people...) HOLY SH --" (...and finds it crammed wall to wall with roombas...)
Roomba: <<You are not desired targets!! You must LEAVE!!>>
Peter: "Gotta find another hiding place..." (Takes off in another direction)
Xover Minmei: "Peter are you in there? (Opens the door and...) NOPE. DEFINETELY NOT IN HERE!!"

SRoss wrote:As she closes the door she fails to hear...

Roomba: <<Hmm, hiding on the ceiling ... Interesting tactical possibilities...>>

taalismn wrote:I recall in one of the original Ghost in the Shell mangas, the Major ran into centipede-like security Roomba devices that crawled along the walls. We never got to see their capabilities because she totally wasted them all with pistol fire before they could do anything.
Doesn't say much for security bots if they're that vulnerable to small arms fire.

Interesting. And GitS is going live action.

SRoss wrote:Command Roomba: <<As a Bolo we had tons of high density armour ... What is our current protective status?>>

Roomba: <<Less then a milimetre of plastic and some aluminum...>>

Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO LOCATION DESIGNATED, SHOP CLASS FOR EMERGENCY BATTLEFIELD UPGRADE!!!>>

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in their camp in a corner of the cafeteria, a Silvermoon War Chieftainess admired her reflection in her armour, while listening to the Blood Rider, Reye Coronal Firestormer, and a Wayfinder Scout explain the tactical situation.

Scout: "They have the edge on us in music."

Firestormer: "But, we're currently ahead of them in Dance."

Arnie100 wrote:Roombas:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS FOR IMMEDIATE MEMORY WIPE!!>>

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Roombas:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS FOR IMMEDIATE MEMORY WIPE!!>>

Random MCH#69 School Girl: "Was it the dance, or hearing Firestormer say Awesome to the Max?"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in their camp in a corner of the cafeteria, a Silvermoon War Chieftainess admired her reflection in her armour, while listening to the Blood Rider, Reye Coronal Firestormer, and a Wayfinder Scout explain the tactical situation.

Scout: "They have the edge on us in music."

Firestormer: "But, we're currently ahead of them in Dance."

That's more the Lollipop Kildrens' moe schtick....Embarrasses the HELL out of the other Tribes....just as planned.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 1:11 am

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in their camp in a corner of the cafeteria, a Silvermoon War Chieftainess admired her reflection in her armour, while listening to the Blood Rider, Reye Coronal Firestormer, and a Wayfinder Scout explain the tactical situation.

Scout: "They have the edge on us in music."

Firestormer: "But, we're currently ahead of them in Dance."

That's more the Lollipop Kildrens' moe schtick....Embarrasses the HELL out of the other Tribes....just as planned.

Actually that was the school dance.

taalismn wrote:That would explain the many people getting blind drunk in the school parking lot....

SRoss wrote:Lollipop Wargoddess: "*Giggle* Silly! This is our dance!"

Other EShemarrians:

Firestormer: "Sisters, I think we should go and join those Roomba things in the Shop Class..."

Again?

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 1:26 am

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Lollipop Wargoddess: "*Giggle* Silly! This is our dance!"

Other EShemarrians:

Firestormer: "Sisters, I think we should go and join those Roomba things in the Shop Class..."

MCHS Students and Staff: "BLOODY HELL!"

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "That's NOTHING!!"
Edwards: (Facepalm) "OH. MY. GOD."
Eshemarrians, Staff and Students:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS IMMEDIATELY FOR MEMORY WIPE AND THEN WE MUST PLAN OUR COUNTERATTACK!!!>>
Kyle: "I ALSO KNOW THIS MASTERPIECE!!"

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "That's NOTHING!!"
Edwards: (Facepalm) "OH. MY. GOD."
Eshemarrians, Staff and Students:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS IMMEDIATELY FOR MEMORY WIPE AND THEN WE MUST PLAN OUR COUNTERATTACK!!!>>

Suddenly, a guy who looks like a Smith from the Matrix appears and hands Kyle a paper.

"Mr. Kyle, I'm serving you notice, you're being sued by a Mr. Lance Belmont for copyright infringement."

Edwards: "That was his theme song Kyle!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "I ALSO KNOW THIS MASTERPIECE!!"

Meanwhile ... Echoing from the IceGuard base...

"DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 1:37 am

SRoss wrote:Later...

Edwards, Kyle, EShemarrians, Staff, Roombas and Students are secured in the detention hall by the Fourth Wall Gang...

SRoss: (Pacing before them) "Ok, before any serious crimes against music [sub](ie; Anything by William Shatner or Justin Beaver)[/sub] are committed, we've decided to bring in someone to help teach you to behave."

Taalismn opens the door.

Alecia, Sarah & the EShemarrians: "GODDESS NO! NOT HER! ANYONE BUT HER!!!"

Ava: (Waves) "Hiiii!!!" (Moves around the room hugging everyone)

SRoss: (Locking the door as the Fourth Wallers leave) "We'll just let you guys all get acquainted."

Sorry, who?

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "At least you didn't have them listening to The Safety Dance all day long..."

Is it just me, or are these songs getting worse and worse?

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "At least you didn't have them listening to The Safety Dance all day long..."

Apparently that video is not available in Canada.

You are lucky then.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "At least you didn't have them listening to The Safety Dance all day long..."

Apparently that video is not available in Canada.

It's not called the Canadian Shield for nothing....

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 1:37 am

SRoss wrote:Ava: "See now, don't you feel better in you new clothes?"

The EShemarrians and the female students and staff looked uncomfortably about in their freshly sewn Sailor Fuku.

Across the room the male students and staff in their also freshly sewn gakuran admired the view.

Kyle: "All in all, this isn't as bad as I thought it would be."

Edwards: "Look down." (Pointing to the Roombas, clad in gleaming shells made from recycled EShemmarian [sub]And Alecia's[/sub] weapons and armour.)

Edwards & Kyle: "Run!?!"

Ava: "Now you boys play nice in the hallway."

Firestormer: "Bring glory to our armour!!!"

Roombas: <<Command acknowledged.>>

Wow.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 12:31 pm

Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Later...

Edwards, Kyle, EShemarrians, Staff, Roombas and Students are secured in the detention hall by the Fourth Wall Gang...

SRoss: (Pacing before them) "Ok, before any serious crimes against music [sub](ie; Anything by William Shatner or Justin Beaver)[/sub] are committed, we've decided to bring in someone to help teach you to behave."

Taalismn opens the door.

Alecia, Sarah & the EShemarrians: "GODDESS NO! NOT HER! ANYONE BUT HER!!!"

Ava: (Waves) "Hiiii!!!" (Moves around the room hugging everyone)

SRoss: (Locking the door as the Fourth Wallers leave) "We'll just let you guys all get acquainted."

Sorry, who?

Ask taalismn.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 3:31 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "I'm quitting music appreciatipn if this keeps going on..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Ditto."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:54 pm

Alpha 11 wrote:[q
Sorry, who?

EX-ARCHIE-3 experimental transferred intelligence gynoid and Shemarrin 'goddess'. Picture Kasumi Tendo as an amnesiac and more positively extroverted supercyborg with multiple arms, wings, and the desire to spread HAPPINESS around.
Oh, and she has particle beam cannons in her arms. If you're not playing nice, she can kick your ass.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:26 pm

Erin: "Actually, these sailor suits aren't half bad. At least she didn't put a pink bow on me like she did you."

Sarah: "You know she put your hair in pony tails?"

Erin: "Oh Man!!!"

Rei: (On seeing Firestormer wearing a fuku.) :lol:

"Oh Man, wait till I Instgram this to the tribe and the Scouts." :lol:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:49 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Rei: (On seeing Firestormer wearing a fuku.) "Oh Man, wait till I Instgram this to the tribe and the Scouts."

Firestormer: (pats Rei on the shoulder)"I could always enter you in the Inferno of Light tribal competition....that's performed IN THE NUDE." :-D

Then again, she might ANYWAY. She's a Blood Rider Berserker....she NORMALLY wears a heat-resistant chainmail bikini.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:27 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "I'm quitting music appreciatipn if this keeps going on..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Ditto."

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[q
Sorry, who?

EX-ARCHIE-3 experimental transferred intelligence gynoid and Shemarrin 'goddess'. Picture Kasumi Tendo as an amnesiac and more positively extroverted supercyborg with multiple arms, wings, and the desire to spread HAPPINESS around.
Oh, and she has particle beam cannons in her arms. If you're not playing nice, she can kick your ass.

Wow.

SRoss wrote:Erin: "Actually, these sailor suits aren't half bad. At least she didn't put a pink bow on me like she did you."

Sarah: "You know she put your hair in pony tails?"

Erin: "Oh Man!!!"

Rei: (On seeing Firestormer wearing a fuku.) "Oh Man, wait till I Instgram this to the tribe and the Scouts."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Rei: (On seeing Firestormer wearing a fuku.) "Oh Man, wait till I Instgram this to the tribe and the Scouts."

Firestormer: (pats Rei on the shoulder)"I could always enter you in the Inferno of Light tribal competition....that's performed IN THE NUDE."

Then again, she might ANYWAY. She's a Blood Rider Berserker....she NORMALLY wears a heat-resistant chainmail bikini.

Guess they have it right, the less they wear, the more they are protected.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 2:32 pm

It's RED bikini chainmail, too....it moves faster.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 3:47 pm

All male Staff and Students: :shock:

"BLOODY HELL!!"
All female Staff and Students:

: (All thinking...) "KILL...MUTILATE...MURDER...CASTRATE"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 3:55 pm

Silvermoons, on the other hand, go for so much armor, and so much heavy chrome, polished so heavily you could see them in a pitch black room with one photon in it.

And Clan Immensis boys and girls look like they're wearing a German Maus tank.....
I based Clan Immensis on a college friend who, like Sybil Vimes of the Discworld series, had a family that apparently 'bred for rude good health, rather than chinless beauty'(that's not the exact quote, but you get the picture). And like Sybil Vimes, my old college friend could be soft and friendly, but could turn mentally to cast iron when the chips were down.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 7:53 pm

Arnie100 wrote:All male Staff and Students: "BLOODY HELL!!"
All female Staff and Students: : (All thinking...) "KILL...MUTILATE...MURDER...CASTRATE"

Ava: "There there boys! It's rude stare..." :cute:

"Now ladies, I know your just trying to be helpful, I'm afraid the weapons you're taking from your purses are a little too powerful for just making Speed Holes." :cute:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:13 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "Is this the new dance appreciation thing?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "This could be...interesting!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Wait...WHAT?"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:28 pm

taalismn wrote:It's RED bikini chainmail, too....it moves faster.

Arnie100 wrote:All male Staff and Students: "BLOODY HELL!!"
All female Staff and Students: : (All thinking...) "KILL...MUTILATE...MURDER...CASTRATE"

taalismn wrote:Silvermoons, on the other hand, go for so much armor, and so much heavy chrome, polished so heavily you could see them in a pitch black room with one photon in it.

And Clan Immensis boys and girls look like they're wearing a German Maus tank.....
I based Clan Immensis on a college friend who, like Sybil Vimes of the Discworld series, had a family that apparently 'bred for rude good health, rather than chinless beauty'(that's not the exact quote, but you get the picture). And like Sybil Vimes, my old college friend could be soft and friendly, but could turn mentally to cast iron when the chips were down.

Silvermoons kind of sound like Space Marines from 40K. And Interesting.

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:All male Staff and Students: "BLOODY HELL!!"
All female Staff and Students: : (All thinking...) "KILL...MUTILATE...MURDER...CASTRATE"

Ava: "There there boys! It's rude stare..." "Now ladies, I know your just trying to be helpful, I'm afraid the weapons you're taking from your purses are a little too powerful for just making Speed Holes."

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Is this the new dance appreciation thing?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "This could be...interesting!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Wait...WHAT?"

guardiandashi · Mon Nov 16, 2015 4:52 am

Sigh I usually try to keep Alecia out of things like this because she tends to skip over moderate firepower escalation straight to obliterate.

I am reminded of the time I was playing her in a campaign and she ran into a version of Hecate ... which did not end well for Alecia so she decided to escalate her available firepower... The next Titan she ran into was Atlas... well he was at his full size ~100ft tall and she shot him... just about a little above the belly button (on a person) with a full powered syncrocannon shot... turned a great menace into a minor nuisance with 1 shot (all that was left was his feet and boots (more or less)