Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "That's gonna go well...should we start a betting pool?"
Crossover Minmei: "Here's a list of every powered student in this school. By the time they finish their first year you'll have to help them get their own personal theme song."
Alecia: "EVEN ME!"
Crossover Minmei: "Even you."
SRoss: "20,000 Quatlus say by the end of semester he'll wish Nova let Sarah eat him."
Watching from the bushes...
EShemarrian Scout: "I think the Wargoddess is gonna want to hear about this."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:
EShemarrian Scout: "I think the Wargoddess is gonna want to hear about this."
http://eshemarrian.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_and_Music
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
The DoorKnocker opens and two highschool girls return through the portal.
Walter: "Hey! you kids aren't authorized for gate travel. Where were you?"
Erin: (Flushed) "Blood Riders got the best raves! WHOOO!"
Sarah: (Gingerly stepping on bandaged feet) "Easy for you to say, little Ms. Fire-proof..."
Walter: "Hey! you kids aren't authorized for gate travel. Where were you?"
Erin: (Flushed) "Blood Riders got the best raves! WHOOO!"
Sarah: (Gingerly stepping on bandaged feet) "Easy for you to say, little Ms. Fire-proof..."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:SRoss: "So Alpha11 is now teaching a class in the music department?"
Taalismn: "Yep Personal Themes 101. He'll be working under Crossover Minmei."
I would have to be bound and gaged for that to happen. So, no I won't be. BTW, every ones is different. Music is just not one of my biggest things I'm concerned about.
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "That's gonna go well...should we start a betting pool?"
Don't even show up for work.
SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "That's gonna go well...should we start a betting pool?"
Crossover Minmei: "Here's a list of every powered student in this school. By the time they finish their first year you'll have to help them get their own personal theme song."
Alecia: "EVEN ME!"
Crossover Minmei: "Even you."
SRoss: "20,000 Quatlus say by the end of semester he'll wish Nova let Sarah eat him."
Watching from the bushes...
EShemarrian Scout: "I think the Wargoddess is gonna want to hear about this."
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:
EShemarrian Scout: "I think the Wargoddess is gonna want to hear about this."
http://eshemarrian.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_and_Music
Interesting.
SRoss wrote:The DoorKnocker opens and two highschool girls return through the portal.
Walter: "Hey! you kids aren't authorized for gate travel. Where were you?"
Erin: (Flushed) "Blood Riders got the best raves! WHOOO!"
Sarah: (Gingerly stepping on bandaged feet) "Easy for you to say, little Ms. Fire-proof..."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Alpha 11 wrote:SRoss wrote:SRoss: "So Alpha11 is now teaching a class in the music department?"
Taalismn: "Yep Personal Themes 101. He'll be working under Crossover Minmei."
I would have to be bound and gaged for that to happen. So, no I won't be. BTW, every ones is different. Music is just not one of my biggest things I'm concerned about.
:
Yeah, untying the knots is(funny you should mention 'bound and gagged')
Crossover Minmei: "I know a thing or two about motivation."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:SRoss wrote:SRoss: "So Alpha11 is now teaching a class in the music department?"
Taalismn: "Yep Personal Themes 101. He'll be working under Crossover Minmei."
I would have to be bound and gaged for that to happen. So, no I won't be. BTW, every ones is different. Music is just not one of my biggest things I'm concerned about.
:
Yeah, untying the knots is(funny you should mention 'bound and gagged')
Crossover Minmei: "I know a thing or two about motivation."
Random MCHS Sudent #1: "That sounds so wrong..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "You wanna try for that transfer again?"
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
At a desk deep in the school...
A Dark figure stamps transfer requests...
"No, no, no, transfer to the Deep Ones, no, Sacrifice to my dark masters, no, no, transfer to the S.S. Gargoyle, no, no, give as tribute to the EShemmarians, no, transfer to Mauve Squadron, no, no, transfer to IceGuard ... etc. etc."
A Dark figure stamps transfer requests...
"No, no, no, transfer to the Deep Ones, no, Sacrifice to my dark masters, no, no, transfer to the S.S. Gargoyle, no, no, give as tribute to the EShemmarians, no, transfer to Mauve Squadron, no, no, transfer to IceGuard ... etc. etc."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:At a desk deep in the school...
A Dark figure stamps transfer requests...
"No, no, no, transfer to the Deep Ones, no, Sacrifice to my dark masters, no, no, transfer to the S.S. Gargoyle, no, no, give as tribute to the EShemmarians, no, transfer to Mauve Squadron, no, no, transfer to IceGuard ... etc. etc."
"This job is SO much easier since somebody stole my 'Approved' stamp..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Random MCHS Student #1: "Looks like we got a new student...Peter Parker"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Xover Minmei's after him, though."
Random MCHS Student #1: "That's good...means she won't be after US."
Random MCHS Student #2: "TRUE. Hopefully that transfer comes through."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Xover Minmei's after him, though."
Random MCHS Student #1: "That's good...means she won't be after US."
Random MCHS Student #2: "TRUE. Hopefully that transfer comes through."
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:SRoss wrote:SRoss: "So Alpha11 is now teaching a class in the music department?"
Taalismn: "Yep Personal Themes 101. He'll be working under Crossover Minmei."
I would have to be bound and gaged for that to happen. So, no I won't be. BTW, every ones is different. Music is just not one of my biggest things I'm concerned about.
:
Yeah, untying the knots is(funny you should mention 'bound and gagged')
Crossover Minmei: "I know a thing or two about motivation."
Not sacred. Don't want to be involved.
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:SRoss wrote:SRoss: "So Alpha11 is now teaching a class in the music department?"
Taalismn: "Yep Personal Themes 101. He'll be working under Crossover Minmei."
I would have to be bound and gaged for that to happen. So, no I won't be. BTW, every ones is different. Music is just not one of my biggest things I'm concerned about.
:
Yeah, untying the knots is(funny you should mention 'bound and gagged')
Crossover Minmei: "I know a thing or two about motivation."
Random MCHS Sudent #1: "That sounds so wrong..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "You wanna try for that transfer again?"
SRoss wrote:At a desk deep in the school...
A Dark figure stamps transfer requests...
"No, no, no, transfer to the Deep Ones, no, Sacrifice to my dark masters, no, no, transfer to the S.S. Gargoyle, no, no, give as tribute to the EShemmarians, no, transfer to Mauve Squadron, no, no, transfer to IceGuard ... etc. etc."
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:At a desk deep in the school...
A Dark figure stamps transfer requests...
"No, no, no, transfer to the Deep Ones, no, Sacrifice to my dark masters, no, no, transfer to the S.S. Gargoyle, no, no, give as tribute to the EShemmarians, no, transfer to Mauve Squadron, no, no, transfer to IceGuard ... etc. etc."
"This job is SO much easier since somebody stole my 'Approved' stamp..."
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Looks like we got a new student...Peter Parker"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Xover Minmei's after him, though."
Random MCHS Student #1: "That's good...means she won't be after US."
Random MCHS Student #2: "TRUE. Hopefully that transfer comes through."
Poor Peter..., he deserves so much better.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Peter: "If I could just find a hiding place." (Whips open a locker)
Shinji & Tenchi: (Cringing in the locker) "FIND YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE, THIS ONE'S OURS!"
Heads for the floor drain.
Corg: (Squeezed into the drain) "Um, Taken..."
Shinji & Tenchi: (Cringing in the locker) "FIND YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE, THIS ONE'S OURS!"
Heads for the floor drain.
Corg: (Squeezed into the drain) "Um, Taken..."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:
Corg: (Squeezed into the drain) "Um, Taken..."
Kyle: "Damn clogged drains again. Well, just have to flush'em with live steam again..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Peter: "I KNOW!!! THAT OFFICE!!! (Little does he know that it belongs to two certain people...) HOLY SH --" (...and finds it crammed wall to wall with roombas...)
Roomba: <<You are not desired targets!! You must LEAVE!!>>
Peter: "Gotta find another hiding place..." (Takes off in another direction)
Xover Minmei: "Peter are you in there? (Opens the door and...) NOPE. DEFINETELY NOT IN HERE!!"
Roomba: <<You are not desired targets!! You must LEAVE!!>>
Peter: "Gotta find another hiding place..." (Takes off in another direction)
Xover Minmei: "Peter are you in there? (Opens the door and...) NOPE. DEFINETELY NOT IN HERE!!"
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
As she closes the door she fails to hear...
Roomba: <<Hmm, hiding on the ceiling ... Interesting tactical possibilities...>>
Roomba: <<Hmm, hiding on the ceiling ... Interesting tactical possibilities...>>
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I recall in one of the original Ghost in the Shell mangas, the Major ran into centipede-like security Roomba devices that crawled along the walls. We never got to see their capabilities because she totally wasted them all with pistol fire before they could do anything.
Doesn't say much for security bots if they're that vulnerable to small arms fire.
Doesn't say much for security bots if they're that vulnerable to small arms fire.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Command Roomba: <<As a Bolo we had tons of high density armour ... What is our current protective status?>>
Roomba: <<Less then a milimetre of plastic and some aluminum...>>
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO LOCATION DESIGNATED, SHOP CLASS FOR EMERGENCY BATTLEFIELD UPGRADE!!!>>
Roomba: <<Less then a milimetre of plastic and some aluminum...>>
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO LOCATION DESIGNATED, SHOP CLASS FOR EMERGENCY BATTLEFIELD UPGRADE!!!>>
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Meanwhile in their camp in a corner of the cafeteria, a Silvermoon War Chieftainess admired her reflection in her armour, while listening to the Blood Rider, Reye Coronal Firestormer, and a Wayfinder Scout explain the tactical situation.
Scout: "They have the edge on us in music."
Firestormer: "But, we're currently ahead of them in Dance."
Scout: "They have the edge on us in music."
Firestormer: "But, we're currently ahead of them in Dance."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Roombas:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS FOR IMMEDIATE MEMORY WIPE!!>>
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS FOR IMMEDIATE MEMORY WIPE!!>>
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:Roombas:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS FOR IMMEDIATE MEMORY WIPE!!>>
Random MCH#69 School Girl: "Was it the dance, or hearing Firestormer say Awesome to the Max?"
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SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in their camp in a corner of the cafeteria, a Silvermoon War Chieftainess admired her reflection in her armour, while listening to the Blood Rider, Reye Coronal Firestormer, and a Wayfinder Scout explain the tactical situation.
Scout: "They have the edge on us in music."
Firestormer: "But, we're currently ahead of them in Dance."
That's more the Lollipop Kildrens' moe schtick....Embarrasses the HELL out of the other Tribes....just as planned.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in their camp in a corner of the cafeteria, a Silvermoon War Chieftainess admired her reflection in her armour, while listening to the Blood Rider, Reye Coronal Firestormer, and a Wayfinder Scout explain the tactical situation.
Scout: "They have the edge on us in music."
Firestormer: "But, we're currently ahead of them in Dance."
That's more the Lollipop Kildrens' moe schtick....Embarrasses the HELL out of the other Tribes....just as planned.
Actually that was the school dance.
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That would explain the many people getting blind drunk in the school parking lot....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Lollipop Wargoddess: "*Giggle* Silly! This is our dance!"
Other EShemarrians:
Firestormer: "Sisters, I think we should go and join those Roomba things in the Shop Class..."
Other EShemarrians:
Firestormer: "Sisters, I think we should go and join those Roomba things in the Shop Class..."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:Lollipop Wargoddess: "*Giggle* Silly! This is our dance!"
Other EShemarrians:
Firestormer: "Sisters, I think we should go and join those Roomba things in the Shop Class..."
MCHS Students and Staff: "BLOODY HELL!"
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Kyle: "That's NOTHING!!"
Edwards: (Facepalm) "OH. MY. GOD."
Eshemarrians, Staff and Students:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS IMMEDIATELY FOR MEMORY WIPE AND THEN WE MUST PLAN OUR COUNTERATTACK!!!>>
Kyle: "I ALSO KNOW THIS MASTERPIECE!!"
Edwards: (Facepalm) "OH. MY. GOD."
Eshemarrians, Staff and Students:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS IMMEDIATELY FOR MEMORY WIPE AND THEN WE MUST PLAN OUR COUNTERATTACK!!!>>
Kyle: "I ALSO KNOW THIS MASTERPIECE!!"
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "That's NOTHING!!"
Edwards: (Facepalm) "OH. MY. GOD."
Eshemarrians, Staff and Students:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS IMMEDIATELY FOR MEMORY WIPE AND THEN WE MUST PLAN OUR COUNTERATTACK!!!>>
Suddenly, a guy who looks like a Smith from the Matrix appears and hands Kyle a paper.
"Mr. Kyle, I'm serving you notice, you're being sued by a Mr. Lance Belmont for copyright infringement."
Edwards: "That was his theme song Kyle!!!"
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "I ALSO KNOW THIS MASTERPIECE!!"
Meanwhile ... Echoing from the IceGuard base...
"DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Later...
Edwards, Kyle, EShemarrians, Staff, Roombas and Students are secured in the detention hall by the Fourth Wall Gang...
SRoss: (Pacing before them) "Ok, before any serious crimes against music [sub](ie; Anything by William Shatner or Justin Beaver)[/sub] are committed, we've decided to bring in someone to help teach you to behave."
Taalismn opens the door.
Alecia, Sarah & the EShemarrians: "GODDESS NO! NOT HER! ANYONE BUT HER!!!"
Ava: (Waves) "Hiiii!!!" (Moves around the room hugging everyone)
SRoss: (Locking the door as the Fourth Wallers leave) "We'll just let you guys all get acquainted."
Edwards, Kyle, EShemarrians, Staff, Roombas and Students are secured in the detention hall by the Fourth Wall Gang...
SRoss: (Pacing before them) "Ok, before any serious crimes against music [sub](ie; Anything by William Shatner or Justin Beaver)[/sub] are committed, we've decided to bring in someone to help teach you to behave."
Taalismn opens the door.
Alecia, Sarah & the EShemarrians: "GODDESS NO! NOT HER! ANYONE BUT HER!!!"
Ava: (Waves) "Hiiii!!!" (Moves around the room hugging everyone)
SRoss: (Locking the door as the Fourth Wallers leave) "We'll just let you guys all get acquainted."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100: "At least you didn't have them listening to The Safety Dance all day long..."
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "At least you didn't have them listening to The Safety Dance all day long..."
Apparently that video is not available in Canada.
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SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "At least you didn't have them listening to The Safety Dance all day long..."
Apparently that video is not available in Canada.
It's not called the Canadian Shield for nothing....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Ava: "See now, don't you feel better in you new clothes?"
The EShemarrians and the female students and staff looked uncomfortably about in their freshly sewn Sailor Fuku.
Across the room the male students and staff in their also freshly sewn gakuran admired the view.
Kyle: "All in all, this isn't as bad as I thought it would be."
Edwards: "Look down." (Pointing to the Roombas, clad in gleaming shells made from recycled EShemmarian [sub]And Alecia's[/sub] weapons and armour.)
Edwards & Kyle: "Run!?!"
Ava: "Now you boys play nice in the hallway."
Firestormer: "Bring glory to our armour!!!"
Roombas: <<Command acknowledged.>>
The EShemarrians and the female students and staff looked uncomfortably about in their freshly sewn Sailor Fuku.
Across the room the male students and staff in their also freshly sewn gakuran admired the view.
Kyle: "All in all, this isn't as bad as I thought it would be."
Edwards: "Look down." (Pointing to the Roombas, clad in gleaming shells made from recycled EShemmarian [sub]And Alecia's[/sub] weapons and armour.)
Edwards & Kyle: "Run!?!"
Ava: "Now you boys play nice in the hallway."
Firestormer: "Bring glory to our armour!!!"
Roombas: <<Command acknowledged.>>
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:Peter: "If I could just find a hiding place." (Whips open a locker)
Shinji & Tenchi: (Cringing in the locker) "FIND YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE, THIS ONE'S OURS!"
Heads for the floor drain.
Corg: (Squeezed into the drain) "Um, Taken..."
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:
Corg: (Squeezed into the drain) "Um, Taken..."
Kyle: "Damn clogged drains again. Well, just have to flush'em with live steam again..."
Arnie100 wrote:Peter: "I KNOW!!! THAT OFFICE!!! (Little does he know that it belongs to two certain people...) HOLY SH --" (...and finds it crammed wall to wall with roombas...)
Roomba: <<You are not desired targets!! You must LEAVE!!>>
Peter: "Gotta find another hiding place..." (Takes off in another direction)
Xover Minmei: "Peter are you in there? (Opens the door and...) NOPE. DEFINETELY NOT IN HERE!!"
SRoss wrote:As she closes the door she fails to hear...
Roomba: <<Hmm, hiding on the ceiling ... Interesting tactical possibilities...>>
taalismn wrote:I recall in one of the original Ghost in the Shell mangas, the Major ran into centipede-like security Roomba devices that crawled along the walls. We never got to see their capabilities because she totally wasted them all with pistol fire before they could do anything.
Doesn't say much for security bots if they're that vulnerable to small arms fire.
Interesting. And GitS is going live action.
SRoss wrote:Command Roomba: <<As a Bolo we had tons of high density armour ... What is our current protective status?>>
Roomba: <<Less then a milimetre of plastic and some aluminum...>>
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO LOCATION DESIGNATED, SHOP CLASS FOR EMERGENCY BATTLEFIELD UPGRADE!!!>>
SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in their camp in a corner of the cafeteria, a Silvermoon War Chieftainess admired her reflection in her armour, while listening to the Blood Rider, Reye Coronal Firestormer, and a Wayfinder Scout explain the tactical situation.
Scout: "They have the edge on us in music."
Firestormer: "But, we're currently ahead of them in Dance."
Arnie100 wrote:Roombas:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS FOR IMMEDIATE MEMORY WIPE!!>>
SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Roombas:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS FOR IMMEDIATE MEMORY WIPE!!>>
Random MCH#69 School Girl: "Was it the dance, or hearing Firestormer say Awesome to the Max?"
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in their camp in a corner of the cafeteria, a Silvermoon War Chieftainess admired her reflection in her armour, while listening to the Blood Rider, Reye Coronal Firestormer, and a Wayfinder Scout explain the tactical situation.
Scout: "They have the edge on us in music."
Firestormer: "But, we're currently ahead of them in Dance."
That's more the Lollipop Kildrens' moe schtick....Embarrasses the HELL out of the other Tribes....just as planned.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in their camp in a corner of the cafeteria, a Silvermoon War Chieftainess admired her reflection in her armour, while listening to the Blood Rider, Reye Coronal Firestormer, and a Wayfinder Scout explain the tactical situation.
Scout: "They have the edge on us in music."
Firestormer: "But, we're currently ahead of them in Dance."
That's more the Lollipop Kildrens' moe schtick....Embarrasses the HELL out of the other Tribes....just as planned.
Actually that was the school dance.
taalismn wrote:That would explain the many people getting blind drunk in the school parking lot....
SRoss wrote:Lollipop Wargoddess: "*Giggle* Silly! This is our dance!"
Other EShemarrians:
Firestormer: "Sisters, I think we should go and join those Roomba things in the Shop Class..."
Again?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:Lollipop Wargoddess: "*Giggle* Silly! This is our dance!"
Other EShemarrians:
Firestormer: "Sisters, I think we should go and join those Roomba things in the Shop Class..."
MCHS Students and Staff: "BLOODY HELL!"
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "That's NOTHING!!"
Edwards: (Facepalm) "OH. MY. GOD."
Eshemarrians, Staff and Students:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS IMMEDIATELY FOR MEMORY WIPE AND THEN WE MUST PLAN OUR COUNTERATTACK!!!>>
Kyle: "I ALSO KNOW THIS MASTERPIECE!!"
SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "That's NOTHING!!"
Edwards: (Facepalm) "OH. MY. GOD."
Eshemarrians, Staff and Students:
Command Roomba: <<ALL UNITS PROCEED TO SHOP CLASS IMMEDIATELY FOR MEMORY WIPE AND THEN WE MUST PLAN OUR COUNTERATTACK!!!>>
Suddenly, a guy who looks like a Smith from the Matrix appears and hands Kyle a paper.
"Mr. Kyle, I'm serving you notice, you're being sued by a Mr. Lance Belmont for copyright infringement."
Edwards: "That was his theme song Kyle!!!"Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "I ALSO KNOW THIS MASTERPIECE!!"
Meanwhile ... Echoing from the IceGuard base..."DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN! DEATH TO KHAN!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:Later...
Edwards, Kyle, EShemarrians, Staff, Roombas and Students are secured in the detention hall by the Fourth Wall Gang...
SRoss: (Pacing before them) "Ok, before any serious crimes against music [sub](ie; Anything by William Shatner or Justin Beaver)[/sub] are committed, we've decided to bring in someone to help teach you to behave."
Taalismn opens the door.
Alecia, Sarah & the EShemarrians: "GODDESS NO! NOT HER! ANYONE BUT HER!!!"
Ava: (Waves) "Hiiii!!!" (Moves around the room hugging everyone)
SRoss: (Locking the door as the Fourth Wallers leave) "We'll just let you guys all get acquainted."
Sorry, who?
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "At least you didn't have them listening to The Safety Dance all day long..."
Is it just me, or are these songs getting worse and worse?
SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "At least you didn't have them listening to The Safety Dance all day long..."
Apparently that video is not available in Canada.
You are lucky then.
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "At least you didn't have them listening to The Safety Dance all day long..."
Apparently that video is not available in Canada.
It's not called the Canadian Shield for nothing....
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SRoss wrote:Ava: "See now, don't you feel better in you new clothes?"
The EShemarrians and the female students and staff looked uncomfortably about in their freshly sewn Sailor Fuku.
Across the room the male students and staff in their also freshly sewn gakuran admired the view.
Kyle: "All in all, this isn't as bad as I thought it would be."
Edwards: "Look down." (Pointing to the Roombas, clad in gleaming shells made from recycled EShemmarian [sub]And Alecia's[/sub] weapons and armour.)
Edwards & Kyle: "Run!?!"
Ava: "Now you boys play nice in the hallway."
Firestormer: "Bring glory to our armour!!!"
Roombas: <<Command acknowledged.>>
Wow.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Alpha 11 wrote:SRoss wrote:Later...
Edwards, Kyle, EShemarrians, Staff, Roombas and Students are secured in the detention hall by the Fourth Wall Gang...
SRoss: (Pacing before them) "Ok, before any serious crimes against music [sub](ie; Anything by William Shatner or Justin Beaver)[/sub] are committed, we've decided to bring in someone to help teach you to behave."
Taalismn opens the door.
Alecia, Sarah & the EShemarrians: "GODDESS NO! NOT HER! ANYONE BUT HER!!!"
Ava: (Waves) "Hiiii!!!" (Moves around the room hugging everyone)
SRoss: (Locking the door as the Fourth Wallers leave) "We'll just let you guys all get acquainted."
Sorry, who?
Ask taalismn.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Random MCHS Student #1: "I'm quitting music appreciatipn if this keeps going on..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Ditto."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Ditto."
They can't see me...Right!?
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Alpha 11 wrote:[q
Sorry, who?
EX-ARCHIE-3 experimental transferred intelligence gynoid and Shemarrin 'goddess'. Picture Kasumi Tendo as an amnesiac and more positively extroverted supercyborg with multiple arms, wings, and the desire to spread HAPPINESS around.
Oh, and she has particle beam cannons in her arms. If you're not playing nice, she can kick your ass.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Erin: "Actually, these sailor suits aren't half bad. At least she didn't put a pink bow on me like she did you."
Sarah: "You know she put your hair in pony tails?"
Erin: "Oh Man!!!"
Rei: (On seeing Firestormer wearing a fuku.) "Oh Man, wait till I Instgram this to the tribe and the Scouts."
Sarah: "You know she put your hair in pony tails?"
Erin: "Oh Man!!!"
Rei: (On seeing Firestormer wearing a fuku.) "Oh Man, wait till I Instgram this to the tribe and the Scouts."
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SRoss wrote:[
Rei: (On seeing Firestormer wearing a fuku.) "Oh Man, wait till I Instgram this to the tribe and the Scouts."
Firestormer: (pats Rei on the shoulder)"I could always enter you in the Inferno of Light tribal competition....that's performed IN THE NUDE."
Then again, she might ANYWAY. She's a Blood Rider Berserker....she NORMALLY wears a heat-resistant chainmail bikini.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "I'm quitting music appreciatipn if this keeps going on..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Ditto."
taalismn wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:[q
Sorry, who?
EX-ARCHIE-3 experimental transferred intelligence gynoid and Shemarrin 'goddess'. Picture Kasumi Tendo as an amnesiac and more positively extroverted supercyborg with multiple arms, wings, and the desire to spread HAPPINESS around.
Oh, and she has particle beam cannons in her arms. If you're not playing nice, she can kick your ass.
Wow.
SRoss wrote:Erin: "Actually, these sailor suits aren't half bad. At least she didn't put a pink bow on me like she did you."
Sarah: "You know she put your hair in pony tails?"
Erin: "Oh Man!!!"
Rei: (On seeing Firestormer wearing a fuku.) "Oh Man, wait till I Instgram this to the tribe and the Scouts."
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:[
Rei: (On seeing Firestormer wearing a fuku.) "Oh Man, wait till I Instgram this to the tribe and the Scouts."
Firestormer: (pats Rei on the shoulder)"I could always enter you in the Inferno of Light tribal competition....that's performed IN THE NUDE."
Then again, she might ANYWAY. She's a Blood Rider Berserker....she NORMALLY wears a heat-resistant chainmail bikini.
Guess they have it right, the less they wear, the more they are protected.
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It's RED bikini chainmail, too....it moves faster.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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All male Staff and Students: "BLOODY HELL!!"
All female Staff and Students: : (All thinking...) "KILL...MUTILATE...MURDER...CASTRATE"
All female Staff and Students: : (All thinking...) "KILL...MUTILATE...MURDER...CASTRATE"
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Silvermoons, on the other hand, go for so much armor, and so much heavy chrome, polished so heavily you could see them in a pitch black room with one photon in it.
And Clan Immensis boys and girls look like they're wearing a German Maus tank.....
I based Clan Immensis on a college friend who, like Sybil Vimes of the Discworld series, had a family that apparently 'bred for rude good health, rather than chinless beauty'(that's not the exact quote, but you get the picture). And like Sybil Vimes, my old college friend could be soft and friendly, but could turn mentally to cast iron when the chips were down.
And Clan Immensis boys and girls look like they're wearing a German Maus tank.....
I based Clan Immensis on a college friend who, like Sybil Vimes of the Discworld series, had a family that apparently 'bred for rude good health, rather than chinless beauty'(that's not the exact quote, but you get the picture). And like Sybil Vimes, my old college friend could be soft and friendly, but could turn mentally to cast iron when the chips were down.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:All male Staff and Students: "BLOODY HELL!!"
All female Staff and Students: : (All thinking...) "KILL...MUTILATE...MURDER...CASTRATE"
Ava: "There there boys! It's rude stare..." "Now ladies, I know your just trying to be helpful, I'm afraid the weapons you're taking from your purses are a little too powerful for just making Speed Holes."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Random MCHS Student #1: "Is this the new dance appreciation thing?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "This could be...interesting!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Wait...WHAT?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "This could be...interesting!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Wait...WHAT?"
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:It's RED bikini chainmail, too....it moves faster.
Arnie100 wrote:All male Staff and Students: "BLOODY HELL!!"
All female Staff and Students: : (All thinking...) "KILL...MUTILATE...MURDER...CASTRATE"
taalismn wrote:Silvermoons, on the other hand, go for so much armor, and so much heavy chrome, polished so heavily you could see them in a pitch black room with one photon in it.
And Clan Immensis boys and girls look like they're wearing a German Maus tank.....
I based Clan Immensis on a college friend who, like Sybil Vimes of the Discworld series, had a family that apparently 'bred for rude good health, rather than chinless beauty'(that's not the exact quote, but you get the picture). And like Sybil Vimes, my old college friend could be soft and friendly, but could turn mentally to cast iron when the chips were down.
Silvermoons kind of sound like Space Marines from 40K. And Interesting.
SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:All male Staff and Students: "BLOODY HELL!!"
All female Staff and Students: : (All thinking...) "KILL...MUTILATE...MURDER...CASTRATE"
Ava: "There there boys! It's rude stare..." "Now ladies, I know your just trying to be helpful, I'm afraid the weapons you're taking from your purses are a little too powerful for just making Speed Holes."
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Is this the new dance appreciation thing?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "This could be...interesting!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Wait...WHAT?"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Sigh I usually try to keep Alecia out of things like this because she tends to skip over moderate firepower escalation straight to obliterate.
I am reminded of the time I was playing her in a campaign and she ran into a version of Hecate ... which did not end well for Alecia so she decided to escalate her available firepower... The next Titan she ran into was Atlas... well he was at his full size ~100ft tall and she shot him... just about a little above the belly button (on a person) with a full powered syncrocannon shot... turned a great menace into a minor nuisance with 1 shot (all that was left was his feet and boots (more or less)
I am reminded of the time I was playing her in a campaign and she ran into a version of Hecate ... which did not end well for Alecia so she decided to escalate her available firepower... The next Titan she ran into was Atlas... well he was at his full size ~100ft tall and she shot him... just about a little above the belly button (on a person) with a full powered syncrocannon shot... turned a great menace into a minor nuisance with 1 shot (all that was left was his feet and boots (more or less)