Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:59 pm

I suspect, from what I've read about her, Ava tends to blindside people with kindness. By the time you get over that initial shock, you've already been hugged, cleaned and redressed.

Sort of a living embodiment the saying: "Practice random acts of kindness, it confuses the @#$%^&* out of the enemy."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:51 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "I AM NOT DOING THE SAFETY DANCE!!"

:
Random MCHS Student #2: "Come ON, its a great way to meet girls!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "More like a great way to drive them off and laugh at us..." :nh

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:36 pm

SRoss wrote:I suspect, from what I've read about her, Ava tends to blindside people with kindness. By the time you get over that initial shock, you've already been hugged, cleaned and redressed.

Sort of a living embodiment the saying: "Practice random acts of kindness, it confuses the @#$%^&* out of the enemy."

Or it gets people wondering if you really ARE a goddess...
Yah...I have to get back to using Ava more....others used her in their games to good effect as a traveling miracle worker.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:04 pm

Hey, but at least we all get these lovely bars of lavender soap.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:23 pm

SRoss wrote:Hey, but at least we all get these lovely bars of lavender soap.

And sandals too! And maybe a bag of jerked rhino-buffalo strips!

MCHS#69 Student: "What the hell is this? It looks like a well-rusted bumper that got run over by a panzer tank!"
Student 2: "Thunderbeetle jerky. Something new being offered in the cafeteria. Part of the Survival course, I think."
Student 3: " You might want to boil that in a vinegar solution for about 48 hours though; otherwise you'll break your teeth on it. As is, it really is as tough as a rusted old bumper."
Student 1: "And this is LUNCH?"
Student 2: "Beats the chipped Regger Whip on toast that's the other choice for today."
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Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:14 am

guardiandashi wrote:Sigh I usually try to keep Alecia out of things like this because she tends to skip over moderate firepower escalation straight to obliterate.

I am reminded of the time I was playing her in a campaign and she ran into a version of Hecate ... which did not end well for Alecia so she decided to escalate her available firepower... The next Titan she ran into was Atlas... well he was at his full size ~100ft tall and she shot him... just about a little above the belly button (on a person) with a full powered syncrocannon shot... turned a great menace into a minor nuisance with 1 shot (all that was left was his feet and boots (more or less)

"There is no such thing as over kill, just pull the trigger and reloading."

SRoss wrote:I suspect, from what I've read about her, Ava tends to blindside people with kindness. By the time you get over that initial shock, you've already been hugged, cleaned and redressed.

Sort of a living embodiment the saying: "Practice random acts of kindness, it confuses the @#$%^&* out of the enemy."

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "I AM NOT DOING THE SAFETY DANCE!!" :
Random MCHS Student #2: "Come ON, its a great way to meet girls!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "More like a great way to drive them off and laugh at us..." :nh

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:I suspect, from what I've read about her, Ava tends to blindside people with kindness. By the time you get over that initial shock, you've already been hugged, cleaned and redressed.

Sort of a living embodiment the saying: "Practice random acts of kindness, it confuses the @#$%^&* out of the enemy."

Or it gets people wondering if you really ARE a goddess...
Yah...I have to get back to using Ava more....others used her in their games to good effect as a traveling miracle worker.

Maybe a goddess of Kindness? With that description, kind of sounds like Belldandy.

SRoss wrote:Hey, but at least we all get these lovely bars of lavender soap.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Hey, but at least we all get these lovely bars of lavender soap.

And sandals too! And maybe a bag of jerked rhino-buffalo strips!

MCHS#69 Student: "What the hell is this? It looks like a well-rusted bumper that got run over by a panzer tank!"
Student 2: "Thunderbeetle jerky. Something new being offered in the cafeteria. Part of the Survival course, I think."
Student 3: " You might want to boil that in a vinegar solution for about 48 hours though; otherwise you'll break your teeth on it. As is, it really is as tough as a rusted old bumper."
Student 1: "And this is LUNCH?"
Student 2: "Beats the chipped Regger Whip on toast that's the other choice for today."
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SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:21 am

The Cafeteria, once again defying expectations of anything approaching food.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 1:07 pm

MCHS Student #1: :shock:

"I'm bringing my food from home."
MCHS Student #2: "YOUR home?! I think I'd rather eat this stuff."
MCHS Student #1:

: "HEEYYY!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 3:46 pm

MCH Student #1: "What's today's special?"
MCH Student #2: "MRI."
MCH Student #1: "MRI?"
MCH Student #2: "Meals Rejected by IceGuard."
MCH Student #1: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:05 pm

SRoss wrote:MCH Student #1: "What's today's special?"
MCH Student #2: "MRI."
MCH Student #1: "MRI?"
MCH Student #2: "Meals Rejected by IceGuard."
MCH Student #1:

Meanwhile:
(Somewhere in the Arctic Circle)
"Is it still moving?"
"Yes."
"Then it's not edible."
"Give yourself time...when you're hungry enough..."
"I put a full clip into it with my Colt salad shooter, and it's still alive. It's not food."
"Is it disturbing or what that we're the only group anywhere in the megaverse that has pistols as part of our regular table settings?"
(Nerima, Japan)
Ranma Saotome: "Nights like this I really wish we put firearms out on the table next to the chopsticks..."
"I HEARD THAT!!!"(Violence ensues)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 10:02 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:MCH Student #1: "What's today's special?"
MCH Student #2: "MRI."
MCH Student #1: "MRI?"
MCH Student #2: "Meals Rejected by IceGuard."
MCH Student #1:

Meanwhile:
(Somewhere in the Arctic Circle)
"Is it still moving?"
"Yes."
"Then it's not edible."
"Give yourself time...when you're hungry enough..."
"I put a full clip into it with my Colt salad shooter, and it's still alive. It's not food."
"Is it disturbing or what that we're the only group anywhere in the megaverse that has pistols as part of our regular table settings?"
(Nerima, Japan)
Ranma Saotome: "Nights like this I really wish we put firearms out on the table next to the chopsticks..."
"I HEARD THAT!!!"(Violence ensues)

Back in the Arctic Circle...
"Dude! It's Movie Night!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 11:45 pm

SRoss wrote:The Cafeteria, once again defying expectations of anything approaching food.

Arnie100 wrote:MCHS Student #1: "I'm bringing my food from home."
MCHS Student #2: "YOUR home?! I think I'd rather eat this stuff."
MCHS Student #1: : "HEEYYY!"

SRoss wrote:MCH Student #1: "What's today's special?"
MCH Student #2: "MRI."
MCH Student #1: "MRI?"
MCH Student #2: "Meals Rejected by IceGuard."
MCH Student #1:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:MCH Student #1: "What's today's special?"
MCH Student #2: "MRI."
MCH Student #1: "MRI?"
MCH Student #2: "Meals Rejected by IceGuard."
MCH Student #1:

Meanwhile:
(Somewhere in the Arctic Circle)
"Is it still moving?"
"Yes."
"Then it's not edible."
"Give yourself time...when you're hungry enough..."
"I put a full clip into it with my Colt salad shooter, and it's still alive. It's not food."
"Is it disturbing or what that we're the only group anywhere in the megaverse that has pistols as part of our regular table settings?"
(Nerima, Japan)
Ranma Saotome: "Nights like this I really wish we put firearms out on the table next to the chopsticks..."
"I HEARD THAT!!!"(Violence ensues)

Now that was a good one.

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:MCH Student #1: "What's today's special?"
MCH Student #2: "MRI."
MCH Student #1: "MRI?"
MCH Student #2: "Meals Rejected by IceGuard."
MCH Student #1:

Meanwhile:
(Somewhere in the Arctic Circle)
"Is it still moving?"
"Yes."
"Then it's not edible."
"Give yourself time...when you're hungry enough..."
"I put a full clip into it with my Colt salad shooter, and it's still alive. It's not food."
"Is it disturbing or what that we're the only group anywhere in the megaverse that has pistols as part of our regular table settings?"
(Nerima, Japan)
Ranma Saotome: "Nights like this I really wish we put firearms out on the table next to the chopsticks..."
"I HEARD THAT!!!"(Violence ensues)

Back in the Arctic Circle...
"Dude! It's Movie Night!"

Had to laugh and smile at the same time.

And if they get that excited about a CG girl, it must be a long time since they saw a real one.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:06 am

Alpha 11 wrote:[
Had to laugh and smile at the same time. And if they get that excited about a CG girl, it must be a long time since they saw a real one.

Well, there ARE real women at Ice Guard and some of them wear fur bikinis. Admittedly some have builds like polar bears, and some are even as hirsute as polar bears, but they're real women. But they also get the yuki-onna up around IG....

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:11 am

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[
Had to laugh and smile at the same time. And if they get that excited about a CG girl, it must be a long time since they saw a real one.

Well, there ARE real women at Ice Guard and some of them wear fur bikinis. Admittedly some have builds like polar bears, and some are even as hirsute as polar bears, but they're real women. But they also get the yuki-onna up around IG....

Well, I was meaning mostly the guys in the video. But as for the IG, man, those poor guys have it tough.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:03 pm

Meanwhile ... across the Gates... At a meeting of the EShemmarian Nation...

Wayfinder Scout: "We have confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt, the one called Lelouch has allied with the Splugorth and the Titans. They are launching and invasion into the Nation."

Blood Rider Chiefteness: "It will be a glorious battle!" :-D

Skull Crusher Chiefteness: "Against such a large force, we'll need additional allies."

Silvermoon Chiefteness: "But we'd loose face calling on the UEsG."

Ghost Rider Chiefteness: "Leave it to us sisters."

Later in the MCH #69 Administrative Offices...

"A cultural exchange field trip to Rifts Earth ... The EShemarrian Nation would host the students ... Do our blanket permission slips cover this?"

"Dude! Who cares!?! We get the entire student body taken off our hands for free!"

Cue Theme for the Great MCH #69 Field Trip...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:04 pm

When the students are away, the staff will play.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:10 pm

Arnie100 wrote:When the students are away, the staff will play.

It's all fun and games until Marie hits a parked car in the lot.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:55 pm

(Suddenly Nova and the GMP show up as the staff suddenly disappears...)

Nova: "Alright, what's going on here!"
Marie: "We were having a party and -- hey, where'd everybody go?!"
Nova: "A party, huh? Alright; young lady, come with me. We'll discuss this at the station with a nice cup of coffee..."
Marie: "But there really was a party!"
Nova: "Sure there was. Now let's go."

(As soon as they leave...)

The party continues.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:25 pm

Good God...The MCHS#69 Field Trip...it's going to be like Skyler in Shoe, isn't it...*

*(For the comics-challenged, Shoe is a syndicated newspaper cartoon. One running gag they've had is the dweeby teenager Skyler, who keeps mistakenly getting on the wrong bus to summer camp...and keeps ending up at Camp Lejune and dragooned into the USMC. The first time, it's a mistake, the second time it's an error, the third time it's discovered that Skyler's bus to 'Paris' actually goes to 'Parris Island'. After that, Skyler keeps trying to actively AVOID going to Boot Camp, but by some mechanism or other he winds back joining the US military for the summer....His efforts land him in the regular Army, the Navy, and several times he discovers the USMC has a student exchange program or just HAPPENS to have a training exercise wherever Skyler has himself sent in an attempt to avoid the draft.
But always, Skyler, when he thinks he's safe, suddenly hears that familiar greeting:
"WELCOME, MAGGOTS!")

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:51 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(Suddenly Nova and the GMP show up as the staff suddenly disappears...)

Nova: "Alright, what's going on here!"
Marie: "We were having a party and -- hey, where'd everybody go?!"
Nova: "A party, huh? Alright; young lady, come with me. We'll discuss this at the station with a nice cup of coffee..."
Marie: "But there really was a party!"
Nova: "Sure there was. Now let's go."

(As soon as they leave...)

The party continues.

That was so cool even I couldn't see it.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:56 pm

taalismn wrote:Good God...The MCHS#69 Field Trip...it's going to be like Skyler in Shoe, isn't it...*

*(For the comics-challenged, Shoe is a syndicated newspaper cartoon. One running gag they've had is the dweeby teenager Skyler, who keeps mistakenly getting on the wrong bus to summer camp...and keeps ending up at Camp Lejune and dragooned into the USMC. The first time, it's a mistake, the second time it's an error, the third time it's discovered that Skyler's bus to 'Paris' actually goes to 'Parris Island'. After that, Skyler keeps trying to actively AVOID going to Boot Camp, but by some mechanism or other he winds back joining the US military for the summer....His efforts land him in the regular Army, the Navy, and several times he discovers the USMC has a student exchange program or just HAPPENS to have a training exercise wherever Skyler has himself sent in an attempt to avoid the draft.
But always, Skyler, when he thinks he's safe, suddenly hears that familiar greeting:
"WELCOME, MAGGOTS!")

Probably, just with more Lelouch exploding.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:19 pm

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile ... across the Gates... At a meeting of the EShemmarian Nation...

Wayfinder Scout: "We have confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt, the one called Lelouch has allied with the Splugorth and the Titans. They are launching and invasion into the Nation."

Blood Rider Chiefteness: "It will be a glorious battle!"

Skull Crusher Chiefteness: "Against such a large force, we'll need additional allies."

Silvermoon Chiefteness: "But we'd loose face calling on the UEsG."

Ghost Rider Chiefteness: "Leave it to us sisters."

Later in the MCH #69 Administrative Offices...

"A cultural exchange field trip to Rifts Earth ... The EShemarrian Nation would host the students ... Do our blanket permission slips cover this?"

"Dude! Who cares!?! We get the entire student body taken off our hands for free!"

Cue Theme for the Great MCH #69 Field Trip...

Now THAT was a cool song. I find it VERY hard to believe that Lelouch would work with them. Considering he would most likely see them as bad, but most likely a lot worse then Britania. This is Lelouch from Code Geass, right?

Arnie100 wrote:When the students are away, the staff will play.

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:When the students are away, the staff will play.

It's all fun and games until Marie hits a parked car in the lot.

Arnie100 wrote:(Suddenly Nova and the GMP show up as the staff suddenly disappears...)

Nova: "Alright, what's going on here!"
Marie: "We were having a party and -- hey, where'd everybody go?!"
Nova: "A party, huh? Alright; young lady, come with me. We'll discuss this at the station with a nice cup of coffee..."
Marie: "But there really was a party!"
Nova: "Sure there was. Now let's go."

(As soon as they leave...)

The party continues.

taalismn wrote:Good God...The MCHS#69 Field Trip...it's going to be like Skyler in Shoe, isn't it...*

*(For the comics-challenged, Shoe is a syndicated newspaper cartoon. One running gag they've had is the dweeby teenager Skyler, who keeps mistakenly getting on the wrong bus to summer camp...and keeps ending up at Camp Lejune and dragooned into the USMC. The first time, it's a mistake, the second time it's an error, the third time it's discovered that Skyler's bus to 'Paris' actually goes to 'Parris Island'. After that, Skyler keeps trying to actively AVOID going to Boot Camp, but by some mechanism or other he winds back joining the US military for the summer....His efforts land him in the regular Army, the Navy, and several times he discovers the USMC has a student exchange program or just HAPPENS to have a training exercise wherever Skyler has himself sent in an attempt to avoid the draft.
But always, Skyler, when he thinks he's safe, suddenly hears that familiar greeting:
"WELCOME, MAGGOTS!")

Poor guy.

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Suddenly Nova and the GMP show up as the staff suddenly disappears...)

Nova: "Alright, what's going on here!"
Marie: "We were having a party and -- hey, where'd everybody go?!"
Nova: "A party, huh? Alright; young lady, come with me. We'll discuss this at the station with a nice cup of coffee..."
Marie: "But there really was a party!"
Nova: "Sure there was. Now let's go."

(As soon as they leave...)

The party continues.

That was so cool even I couldn't see it.

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Good God...The MCHS#69 Field Trip...it's going to be like Skyler in Shoe, isn't it...*

*(For the comics-challenged, Shoe is a syndicated newspaper cartoon. One running gag they've had is the dweeby teenager Skyler, who keeps mistakenly getting on the wrong bus to summer camp...and keeps ending up at Camp Lejune and dragooned into the USMC. The first time, it's a mistake, the second time it's an error, the third time it's discovered that Skyler's bus to 'Paris' actually goes to 'Parris Island'. After that, Skyler keeps trying to actively AVOID going to Boot Camp, but by some mechanism or other he winds back joining the US military for the summer....His efforts land him in the regular Army, the Navy, and several times he discovers the USMC has a student exchange program or just HAPPENS to have a training exercise wherever Skyler has himself sent in an attempt to avoid the draft.
But always, Skyler, when he thinks he's safe, suddenly hears that familiar greeting:
"WELCOME, MAGGOTS!")

Probably, just with more Lelouch exploding.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:41 am

Lelouch is using the Titans and the Splugorth to keep the EShemarians occupied while he carry's out his plan to take over the worlds. . He'll screw them over at the right moment if Kallen pet doesn't beat the Crap out of him first.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:16 pm

SRoss wrote:Lelouch is using the Titans and the Splugorth to keep the EShemarians occupied while he carry's out his plan to take over the worlds. . He'll screw them over at the right moment if Kallen pet doesn't beat the Crap out of him first.

Kalian: "My cat-senses are tingling something fier-WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING????!!!!!!!"

Yes, there's a very good chance that as she is, Lelouch will either be clawed to death or strangled with a leash....

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 3:08 pm

Suzaku Kururugi: "I have this feeling I should have booked off."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 3:30 pm

SRoss wrote:Suzaku Kururugi: "I have this feeling I should have booked off."

"Run, you fool! Maybe, if you start out early enough, you'll avoid the shockwave!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 5:10 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "We're gonna be under lockdown again, aren't we?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Probably." :nh:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 5:34 pm

Random MCH #69 Schoolgirl: "Is it strange that at this school, a journey to Rifts Earth counts as a camping trip?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 5:48 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "We're gonna be under lockdown again, aren't we?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Probably."

"Depends on your point of view."

EShemarrian Viewpoint.

"To call on the forces of the UEsG to defeat our enemy would be a show of weakness. However, if we're hosting the students as honoured guests, it would be rude to refuse them the opportunity for glorious combat."

*Not sure that's how they'd word it, but that's the general idea.

MCH #69 Staff Viewpoint.

"We get to foist the little monster err students on the EShemarrian Nation, at their expense."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 5:55 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "Tell me again WHY we're still here?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Because no one else will take us."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, right."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:04 pm

"Because 'cannonfodder' is such an easily misunderstood word..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:10 pm

taalismn wrote:"Because 'cannonfodder' is such an easily misunderstood word..."

Random MCHS Student #1:

"I hate you...whoever you are."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Such a cheery fellow."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:29 pm

"Where's your sense of ADVENTURE?"
"Flushed it, along with my copy of 'Beau Geste'."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:50 pm

SRoss wrote:Lelouch is using the Titans and the Splugorth to keep the EShemarians occupied while he carry's out his plan to take over the worlds. . He'll screw them over at the right moment if Kallen pet doesn't beat the Crap out of him first.

That still doesn't make sense. Why would he be doing this? Is he doing the same thing he did in the anime?

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Lelouch is using the Titans and the Splugorth to keep the EShemarians occupied while he carry's out his plan to take over the worlds. . He'll screw them over at the right moment if Kallen pet doesn't beat the Crap out of him first.

Kalian: "My cat-senses are tingling something fier-WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING????!!!!!!!"

Yes, there's a very good chance that as she is, Lelouch will either be clawed to death or strangled with a leash....

SRoss wrote:Suzaku Kururugi: "I have this feeling I should have booked off."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Suzaku Kururugi: "I have this feeling I should have booked off."

"Run, you fool! Maybe, if you start out early enough, you'll avoid the shockwave!"

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "We're gonna be under lockdown again, aren't we?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Probably."

SRoss wrote:Random MCH #69 Schoolgirl: "Is it strange that at this school, a journey to Rifts Earth counts as a camping trip?"

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "We're gonna be under lockdown again, aren't we?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Probably."

"Depends on your point of view."

EShemarrian Viewpoint.

"To call on the forces of the UEsG to defeat our enemy would be a show of weakness. However, if we're hosting the students as honoured guests, it would be rude to refuse them the opportunity for glorious combat."

*Not sure that's how they'd word it, but that's the general idea.

MCH #69 Staff Viewpoint.

"We get to foist the little monster err students on the EShemarrian Nation, at their expense."

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Tell me again WHY we're still here?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Because no one else will take us."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, right."

taalismn wrote:"Because 'cannonfodder' is such an easily misunderstood word..."

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Because 'cannonfodder' is such an easily misunderstood word..."

Random MCHS Student #1: "I hate you...whoever you are."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Such a cheery fellow."

taalismn wrote:"Where's your sense of ADVENTURE?"
"Flushed it, along with my copy of 'Beau Geste'."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:06 am

"Look at it this way ... You go to this school long enough and you going to get blown up, mutilated, spindled, etc... Who would you rather have put you back together? An EShemarrian Spinster, or the school nurse?"

Washu: (In bloody Surgical Scrubs) "NEXT."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 1:03 am

SRoss wrote:"Look at it this way ... You go to this school long enough and you going to get blown up, mutilated, spindled, etc... Who would you rather have put you back together? An EShemarrian Spinster, or the school nurse?"

Washu: (In bloody Surgical Scrubs) "NEXT."

Chief Toombs: :shock:

"What kind of choice is THAT?!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 1:21 am

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Look at it this way ... You go to this school long enough and you going to get blown up, mutilated, spindled, etc... Who would you rather have put you back together? An EShemarrian Spinster, or the school nurse?"

Washu: (In bloody Surgical Scrubs) "NEXT."

Chief Toombs: "What kind of choice is THAT?!"

"The scary thing is she's only giving flu shots."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 1:35 am

Random MCHS Student #1: "Who's giving the flu shots this time?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Washu."
Random MCHS Student #1: "AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!" (Takes off running...)
Random MCHS Student #2: "BLOODY COWARD!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:25 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Who's giving the flu shots this time?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Washu."
Random MCHS Student #1: "AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!" (Takes off running...)
Random MCHS Student #2: "BLOODY COWARD!"

ED-209: (Stepping into Student #1's path) "HALT! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO PRESENT YOUR VACCINATION CERTIFICATE!" (Sounds of guns cocking) "5! 4! 3! 2!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:34 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "I've got nude pics of Veidt..."
ED-209: <<You may proceed, Human!>>
Random MCHS Student #2: "Veidt?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "It WORKED, didn't it?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Good point."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:39 pm

At the door.

BSS Trooper: "Cool! Looks like we get to try out these Plasma Throwers after all." :mrgreen:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:08 pm

P.A.: "ATTENTION, ALL STUDENTS! THE SCHOOL IS NOW UNDER LOCKDOWN FOR THE ANNUAL FLU SHOT. PLEASE PROCEED IN AN ORDERLY FASHION TO THE INFIRMARY. ALL ED-209s MAY USE LETHAL FORCE, IF NECESSARY. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:13 pm

Arnie100 wrote:P.A.: "ATTENTION, ALL STUDENTS! THE SCHOOL.IS NOW UNDER LOCKDOWN FOR THE ANNUAL FLU SHOT. PLEASE PROCEED IN AN ORDERLY FASHION TO THE INFIRMARY. ALL ED-209s MAY USE LETHAL FORCE, IF NECESSARY. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!"

Washu: "LOOK AT ALL THESE TEST SUBJECTS err, students in need of my skills." :twisted:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 9:26 pm

Random MCH #69 Student #1: "Can we escape through the cafeteria?"

Random MCH #69 Student #2: "There's just some girl admiring her planners."

Ichinose: "Biiiiirrrrd, Go!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 9:41 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[

Washu: (In bloody Surgical Scrubs) "NEXT."

Chief Toombs: :shock:

"What kind of choice is THAT?!"[/quote]

Between a full prosthetic body and maybe having an extra limb to scratch your ass with...

Meanwhile,the Red Snakes motorcycle gang(the early version) show up, looking to shake the high schoolers down for lunch money....

Pity them...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 9:42 pm

SRoss wrote:Random MCH #69 Student #1: "Can we escape through the cafeteria?"

Random MCH #69 Student #2: "There's just some girl admiring her planners."

Ichinose: "Biiiiirrrrd, Go!"

Random MCHS Student #1: :shock:

"Hokay...."
Random MCHS Student #2: "We should go the other way..." :eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 9:58 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[
Random MCHS Student #1: "Hokay...."
Random MCHS Student #2: "We should go the other way..."

"Yah know, those people in the Poseidon Adventure had an easier time of it...."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 10:00 pm

I think the really scary thing would be if Hajime and Ava ever met.

"What do you mean the entire city is covered in Collage."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 10:31 pm

SRoss wrote:I think the really scary thing would be if Hajime and Ava ever met.

"What do you mean the entire city is covered in Collage."

Edwards: (mummified under several layers of pasted cut-outs from Better Homes and Gardens and Vogue) "...mmphf....."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 12:18 am

SRoss wrote:"Look at it this way ... You go to this school long enough and you going to get blown up, mutilated, spindled, etc... Who would you rather have put you back together? An EShemarrian Spinster, or the school nurse?"

Washu: (In bloody Surgical Scrubs) "NEXT."

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Look at it this way ... You go to this school long enough and you going to get blown up, mutilated, spindled, etc... Who would you rather have put you back together? An EShemarrian Spinster, or the school nurse?"

Washu: (In bloody Surgical Scrubs) "NEXT."

Chief Toombs: "What kind of choice is THAT?!"

Rock and a hard place.

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Look at it this way ... You go to this school long enough and you going to get blown up, mutilated, spindled, etc... Who would you rather have put you back together? An EShemarrian Spinster, or the school nurse?"

Washu: (In bloody Surgical Scrubs) "NEXT."

Chief Toombs: "What kind of choice is THAT?!"

"The scary thing is she's only giving flu shots."

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Who's giving the flu shots this time?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Washu."
Random MCHS Student #1: "AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!" (Takes off running...)
Random MCHS Student #2: "BLOODY COWARD!"

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Who's giving the flu shots this time?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Washu."
Random MCHS Student #1: "AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!" (Takes off running...)
Random MCHS Student #2: "BLOODY COWARD!"

ED-209: (Stepping into Student #1's path) "HALT! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO PRESENT YOUR VACCINATION CERTIFICATE!" (Sounds of guns cocking) "5! 4! 3! 2!"

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "I've got nude pics of Veidt..."
ED-209: <<You may proceed, Human!>>
Random MCHS Student #2: "Veidt?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "It WORKED, didn't it?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Good point."

SRoss wrote:At the door.

BSS Trooper: "Cool! Looks like we get to try out these Plasma Throwers after all."

Arnie100 wrote:P.A.: "ATTENTION, ALL STUDENTS! THE SCHOOL IS NOW UNDER LOCKDOWN FOR THE ANNUAL FLU SHOT. PLEASE PROCEED IN AN ORDERLY FASHION TO THE INFIRMARY. ALL ED-209s MAY USE LETHAL FORCE, IF NECESSARY. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!"

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:P.A.: "ATTENTION, ALL STUDENTS! THE SCHOOL.IS NOW UNDER LOCKDOWN FOR THE ANNUAL FLU SHOT. PLEASE PROCEED IN AN ORDERLY FASHION TO THE INFIRMARY. ALL ED-209s MAY USE LETHAL FORCE, IF NECESSARY. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!"

Washu: "LOOK AT ALL THESE TEST SUBJECTS err, students in need of my skills."