Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 12:19 am

SRoss wrote:Random MCH #69 Student #1: "Can we escape through the cafeteria?"

Random MCH #69 Student #2: "There's just some girl admiring her planners."

Ichinose: "Biiiiirrrrd, Go!"

Good grief.

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Washu: (In bloody Surgical Scrubs) "NEXT."

Chief Toombs: "What kind of choice is THAT?!"

Between a full prosthetic body and maybe having an extra limb to scratch your ass with...

Meanwhile,the Red Snakes motorcycle gang(the early version) show up, looking to shake the high schoolers down for lunch money....

Pity them...[/quote]

:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Random MCH #69 Student #1: "Can we escape through the cafeteria?"

Random MCH #69 Student #2: "There's just some girl admiring her planners."

Ichinose: "Biiiiirrrrd, Go!"

Random MCHS Student #1: "Hokay...."
Random MCHS Student #2: "We should go the other way..."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[
Random MCHS Student #1: "Hokay...."
Random MCHS Student #2: "We should go the other way..."

"Yah know, those people in the Poseidon Adventure had an easier time of it...."

I think the guys who went a shore at Omaha had it easier then them.

SRoss wrote:I think the really scary thing would be if Hajime and Ava ever met.

"What do you mean the entire city is covered in Collage."

Interesting info.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:I think the really scary thing would be if Hajime and Ava ever met.

"What do you mean the entire city is covered in Collage."

Edwards: (mummified under several layers of pasted cut-outs from Better Homes and Gardens and Vogue) "...mmphf....."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:46 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "Alright! I see the exit!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yes!!! (Starts running to the door)
Ed-209: <<HALT, HUMAN! DO YOU HAVE A HALL PASS?
Random MCHS Student #2: "Dammit! (Looking at his companion) Do you have any more pictures of Veidt?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, yeah!"
ED-209: <<YOU MAY PROCEED!>>

(Meanwhile...)

The Awareness: (Netsurfing) <<VEIDT!!!! WHAT IS THIS?!>> (Pointing at pics of Veidt)
Veidt: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 9:41 pm

Veidt: <"I can explain...it all happened way back in Encoding, before my 2.0 revision, and me and the other beta-versions were compiling together and we didn't yet have our commonsense protocols updated and installed and...well, some random generation apps may have been downloaded, or maybe some power surges...
Frankly, I can't quite recall what the heck happened back then, because I think my time stamps all got hacked....">

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 11:38 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Alright! I see the exit!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yes!!! (Starts running to the door)
Ed-209: <<HALT, HUMAN! DO YOU HAVE A HALL PASS?
Random MCHS Student #2: "Dammit! (Looking at his companion) Do you have any more pictures of Veidt?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, yeah!"
ED-209: <<YOU MAY PROCEED!>>

(Meanwhile...)

The Awareness: (Netsurfing) <<VEIDT!!!! WHAT IS THIS?!>> (Pointing at pics of Veidt)
Veidt:

taalismn wrote:Veidt: <"I can explain...it all happened way back in Encoding, before my 2.0 revision, and me and the other beta-versions were compiling together and we didn't yet have our commonsense protocols updated and installed and...well, some random generation apps may have been downloaded, or maybe some power surges...
Frankly, I can't quite recall what the heck happened back then, because I think my time stamps all got hacked....">

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:21 pm

The Awareness: <<I'm restricting your net access for one month!!>>
Veidt: <<That's so no fair...>>

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 7:35 pm

Arnie100 wrote:The Awareness: <<I'm restricting your net access for one month!!>>
Veidt: <<That's so no fair...>>

Answering Machine Beeps...

Hulk: "Veidt! Me, um Kyle going out tomorrow for Lattes. You in?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:55 pm

Awareness:<<"VVVVEEEEIIIIDDDDDDDDDDTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!">>
Veidt: <"...enough with the caps! I can read you just fine! What did I do this time?!">

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 10:20 pm

Veidt:

(Staring at pics of himself, Hulk, Kyle and Corg in various stages of undress...) <<I can explain...>>
The Awareness: <<Well??>>

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 10:45 pm

Arnie100 wrote:The Awareness: <<I'm restricting your net access for one month!!>>
Veidt: <<That's so no fair...>>

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:The Awareness: <<I'm restricting your net access for one month!!>>
Veidt: <<That's so no fair...>>

Answering Machine Beeps...

Hulk: "Veidt! Me, um Kyle going out tomorrow for Lattes. You in?"

taalismn wrote:Awareness:<<"VVVVEEEEIIIIDDDDDDDDDDTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!">>
Veidt: <"...enough with the caps! I can read you just fine! What did I do this time?!">

Arnie100 wrote:Veidt: (Staring at pics of himself, Hulk, Kyle and Corg in various stages of undress...) <<I can explain...>>
The Awareness: <<Well??>>

And I don't want to know.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 11:46 pm

Veidt: <"Well, the Hulk normally only wears shorts, so that's normal for him, Edwards just got assaulted by genetically-engineered hellhounds keyed to home in on his scent----I can't tell you who sent them after him, since there are so many suspects with the capability, Mister Kyle tried one of his 'pick up' lines on a female human nearby and got hit with a honeybadger she pulled from her personal property stachel, Corg had divested himself of most of his garments out of a paranoid fear that a tracking device or several had been secreted oh his person....and the Abomination came by to pick a fight with the Hulk and ripped off my robe to use to clear his olfactory channels. I had to have those robes burned.">

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 2:53 pm

The Awareness: <<Really, now?>>
Veidt: <<I swear on that meatbag's life! (Pointing at Edwards)>>
Edwards: "Don't blame ME for YOUR pics!"

:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 3:06 pm

Monument City Police: "Mr....Corg...is it? You're under arrest for indecent exposure."
"I WAS TRYING TO FIND THE TRACKING DEVICE!!!!"

glitterboy2098 · Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:17 pm

(what he doesn't know is that the device is subcutaneous)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:27 pm

glitterboy2098 wrote:(what he doesn't know is that the device is subcutaneous)

Buried in his eye sockets behind his eyeballs...like an icepick lobotomy... :twisted:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:58 pm

taalismn wrote:Monument City Police: "Mr....Corg...is it? You're under arrest for indecent exposure."
"I WAS TRYING TO FIND THE TRACKING DEVICE!!!!"

"Alright...guess we're gonna have to do a full body cavity search...starting from your rear."
Corg: :shock:

"Don't worry...this is a relatively painless proceedure."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 8:23 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
"Alright...guess we're gonna have to do a full body cavity search...starting from your rear."
Corg:
"Don't worry...this is a relatively painless proceedure."

"Unless you happen to be sensitive to high intensity x-ray bombardment..."
"Why are you donning heavy protective garments? Don't I get some?" :-?

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:03 am

"I am a TRAINED professional!"
"Professional WHAT?"
"Shut up."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:45 am

taalismn wrote:Veidt: <"Well, the Hulk normally only wears shorts, so that's normal for him, Edwards just got assaulted by genetically-engineered hellhounds keyed to home in on his scent----I can't tell you who sent them after him, since there are so many suspects with the capability, Mister Kyle tried one of his 'pick up' lines on a female human nearby and got hit with a honeybadger she pulled from her personal property stachel, Corg had divested himself of most of his garments out of a paranoid fear that a tracking device or several had been secreted oh his person....and the Abomination came by to pick a fight with the Hulk and ripped off my robe to use to clear his olfactory channels. I had to have those robes burned.">

Arnie100 wrote:The Awareness: <<Really, now?>>
Veidt: <<I swear on that meatbag's life! (Pointing at Edwards)>>
Edwards: "Don't blame ME for YOUR pics!" :

taalismn wrote:Monument City Police: "Mr....Corg...is it? You're under arrest for indecent exposure."
"I WAS TRYING TO FIND THE TRACKING DEVICE!!!!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:(what he doesn't know is that the device is subcutaneous)

Ya, I figured that.

taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:(what he doesn't know is that the device is subcutaneous)

Buried in his eye sockets behind his eyeballs...like an icepick lobotomy...

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Monument City Police: "Mr....Corg...is it? You're under arrest for indecent exposure."
"I WAS TRYING TO FIND THE TRACKING DEVICE!!!!"

"Alright...guess we're gonna have to do a full body cavity search...starting from your rear."
Corg:
"Don't worry...this is a relatively painless proceedure."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:46 am

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
"Alright...guess we're gonna have to do a full body cavity search...starting from your rear."
Corg:
"Don't worry...this is a relatively painless proceedure."

"Unless you happen to be sensitive to high intensity x-ray bombardment..."
"Why are you donning heavy protective garments? Don't I get some?"

Arnie100 wrote:"I am a TRAINED professional!"
"Professional WHAT?"
"Shut up."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:24 pm

"So...let's see what we got here..."
Corg: "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (Taking off and running)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:37 pm

"Now we could use the MRI, but there IS a slight risk to it."
"And what would that be, doctor?"
"I'm glad you asked, nurse! If there was, say, a metal object inside this...well, I hesitate to him a 'man'...whatever he is, the strong magnetic fields of the scanner might well pull it at high speed back and forth inside him, like a bullet ricocheting inside bowl of jello! Or else, the magnetic field might heat the metal to superhot temperatures! Now, this isn't how regular MRIs work, but for speed of body searches, we had this thing modified by the Tim Taylor Institute of Advanced Engineering, which means it has some serious POWER to it! Don't you feel honored to be even near such engineering magnificence?"
Corg: (darted, bound, and gagged) "....murg...."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:27 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"So...let's see what we got here..."
Corg: "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (Taking off and running)

taalismn wrote:"Now we could use the MRI, but there IS a slight risk to it."
"And what would that be, doctor?"
"I'm glad you asked, nurse! If there was, say, a metal object inside this...well, I hesitate to him a 'man'...whatever he is, the strong magnetic fields of the scanner might well pull it at high speed back and forth inside him, like a bullet ricocheting inside bowl of jello! Or else, the magnetic field might heat the metal to superhot temperatures! Now, this isn't how regular MRIs work, but for speed of body searches, we had this thing modified by the Tim Taylor Institute of Advanced Engineering, which means it has some serious POWER to it! Don't you feel honored to be even near such engineering magnificence?"
Corg: (darted, bound, and gagged) "....murg...."

Glad to see Tim's still going strong.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:06 pm

Alpha 11 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"So...let's see what we got here..."
Corg: "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (Taking off and running)

taalismn wrote:"Now we could use the MRI, but there IS a slight risk to it."
"And what would that be, doctor?"
"I'm glad you asked, nurse! If there was, say, a metal object inside this...well, I hesitate to him a 'man'...whatever he is, the strong magnetic fields of the scanner might well pull it at high speed back and forth inside him, like a bullet ricocheting inside bowl of jello! Or else, the magnetic field might heat the metal to superhot temperatures! Now, this isn't how regular MRIs work, but for speed of body searches, we had this thing modified by the Tim Taylor Institute of Advanced Engineering, which means it has some serious POWER to it! Don't you feel honored to be even near such engineering magnificence?"
Corg: (darted, bound, and gagged) "....murg...."

Glad to see Tim's still going strong.

Of course, where do you think Frankenmecha come from. :mrgreen:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:12 pm

Tim: "You just need to...and this...crank this up..." :twisted:

Random MCHS Student #1: :shock:

"Is he even qualified to teach shop?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "More importantly...will we survive the experience?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:39 pm

"Today we're going to work with fission reactors!"
"...does the school infirmary treat radiation burns?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:03 pm

taalismn wrote:"Today we're going to work with fission reactors!"
"...does the school infirmary treat radiation burns?"

Washu: "AT LAST! A CHALLENGE!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:06 pm

"...suddenly, being sterile, and having my teeth and hair fall out doesn't sound so bad...."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:53 pm

"Great...Taylor in Shop and Washuu teaching Science..."
"DDDOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEEED!!" (Twin Bender-style)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 4:29 pm

Taylor: "So, you're pulling energy off a captive micro-singularity? How much? Surely you can pull MORE off-"
Washuu: "No, you can't abuse the laws of physics like that. I'm already torturing them enough with this as is-KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE MACHINE."
"Did she just say 'can't'?" :shock:

"I'm more concerned with the 'singularity'. Isn't that geek-speak for 'black hole'?" :shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:28 pm

Washu: (Plopping a potted plant on the desk) "We need a new shop teacher. One that knows you can't give an Infinite Improbabilty Drive more power."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:04 pm

Taylor: "You know that plant would probably grow faster if you added more -- "
Washuu:

"DON'T SAY. IT."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:31 pm

As the plant accelerated off the end of the desk on a flat trajectory for the concrete wall, one thought ran through its fronds-
"Oh no, not again-"

guardiandashi · Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:44 am

taalismn wrote:Taylor: "So, you're pulling energy off a captive micro-singularity? How much? Surely you can pull MORE off-"
Washuu: "No, you can't abuse the laws of physics like that. I'm already torturing them enough with this as is-KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE MACHINE."
"Did she just say 'can't'?"
"I'm more concerned with the 'singularity'. Isn't that geek-speak for 'black hole'?"

Alecia: "Captive micro-singularities for power plants, and drive systems, are all fine and dandy" but when you really need major power the conversion reactor, the Core Tap, and the Quantum dimensional Tap (trade mark pending) are really where its at, as long as you don't mind being potentially the biggest mass murderer in the history of a universe...."

Washuu "I don't understand Alecia what's so bad about those power plants?"

Alecia "Well honestly the Conversion reactors, and Core Taps, aren't all that bad... The conversion reactor is just another application of the laws of E=Mc[sup]2[/sup] turning matter into energy, no big deal. The Core tap, taps into additional dimensions and or the underlying quantum energy levels of this universe. again not a huge deal (as long as you don't try to rewrite the quantum base code. ) Its the Quantum Dimensional tap that's the real issue, it opens a quantum rift into another universe, and bleeds off its inherent energy potential when built big enough ... you can liberate enough energy to disrupt ANY and ALL of the fundamental constants of that other universe. The power to destroy a planet, sun or even a galaxy by draining its energy potential is not impossible. And NO Washuu I am NOT going to tell you how to build one, because I KNOW you can't be trusted with the Knowledge. I am still upset with myself when I found out what it did the first time I used it"....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:05 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "So...what's for lunch?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "TURKEY." :eek:

Random MCHS Student #1: :shock:

"I'm not hungry, anymore."
Random MCHS Student #2: "After seeing what you eat at your house...neither am I."
Random MCHS Student #1:

"See, if I invite you over for Thanksgiving dinner!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I'm SAVED!"
Random MCHS Student #1:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 3:45 pm

guardiandashi wrote:Alecia: "Well honestly the Conversion reactors, and Core Taps, aren't all that bad... The conversion reactor is just another application of the laws of E=Mc[sup]2[/sup] turning matter into energy, no big deal. The Core tap, taps into additional dimensions and or the underlying quantum energy levels of this universe. again not a huge deal (as long as you don't try to rewrite the quantum base code. ) Its the Quantum Dimensional tap that's the real issue, it opens a quantum rift into another universe, and bleeds off its inherent energy potential when built big enough ... you can liberate enough energy to disrupt ANY and ALL of the fundamental constants of that other universe. The power to destroy a planet, sun or even a galaxy by draining its energy potential is not impossible. And NO Washu I am NOT going to tell you how to build one, because I KNOW you can't be trusted with the Knowledge. I am still upset with myself when I found out what it did the first time I used it"....

Taylor: (Grabbing a Control Knob) "You know what I say folks ... MORE POW..."

Alecia & Washu: :eek:

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :eek:

#BLINK!#

<<Stand by ... Rebooting Universe in 5, 4, 3, 2,>>

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:50 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"I am a TRAINED professional!"
"Professional WHAT?"
"Shut up."

Black Widow: "Do you have any idea the tests and invasive procedures they'll put him through, looking for a tracking device that isn't there?"

Annie: "It's the simple things in life you must enjoy."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:06 pm

"I forget; do we put the stuffing in before or AFTER we run him through the MRI?"
"...I think you're a little confused about what it is we're doing here..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:21 am

Corg: "I AM NOT A TURKEY!!!" :frazz:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:50 am

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "I AM NOT A TURKEY!!!"

"Well, Thog here just happens to like deep-fried mutant slug."
"I got the oil hot and ready!"
Corg: "You humans have stooped to CANNIBALISM?!"
"No that would be assuming you're human, which you've categorically denied. And even if you did, it still wouldn't apply, since, as you are not human, neither is Thog."
"Dragon in disguise, you see. Proud to be one. Heard there was one lurking around these parts and just had to come over to see. Or was that the Blooper thread? In any event, looking's been hungry work and I really do have a hankering for some deep-fried mutant slug. So, you mind being beer-battered?"
Corg: :shock:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 1:10 am

SRoss wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"So...let's see what we got here..."
Corg: "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (Taking off and running)

taalismn wrote:"Now we could use the MRI, but there IS a slight risk to it."
"And what would that be, doctor?"
"I'm glad you asked, nurse! If there was, say, a metal object inside this...well, I hesitate to him a 'man'...whatever he is, the strong magnetic fields of the scanner might well pull it at high speed back and forth inside him, like a bullet ricocheting inside bowl of jello! Or else, the magnetic field might heat the metal to superhot temperatures! Now, this isn't how regular MRIs work, but for speed of body searches, we had this thing modified by the Tim Taylor Institute of Advanced Engineering, which means it has some serious POWER to it! Don't you feel honored to be even near such engineering magnificence?"
Corg: (darted, bound, and gagged) "....murg...."

Glad to see Tim's still going strong.

Of course, where do you think Frankenmecha come from.

Should have know.

Arnie100 wrote:Tim: "You just need to...and this...crank this up..."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Is he even qualified to teach shop?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "More importantly...will we survive the experience?!"

taalismn wrote:"Today we're going to work with fission reactors!"
"...does the school infirmary treat radiation burns?"

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Today we're going to work with fission reactors!"
"...does the school infirmary treat radiation burns?"

Washu: "AT LAST! A CHALLENGE!"

Why do I think they would get along VERY well?

taalismn wrote:"...suddenly, being sterile, and having my teeth and hair fall out doesn't sound so bad...."

Arnie100 wrote:"Great...Taylor in Shop and Washuu teaching Science..."
"DDDOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEEED!!" (Twin Bender-style)

taalismn wrote:Taylor: "So, you're pulling energy off a captive micro-singularity? How much? Surely you can pull MORE off-"
Washuu: "No, you can't abuse the laws of physics like that. I'm already torturing them enough with this as is-KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE MACHINE."
"Did she just say 'can't'?"
"I'm more concerned with the 'singularity'. Isn't that geek-speak for 'black hole'?"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 1:14 am

SRoss wrote:Washu: (Plopping a potted plant on the desk) "We need a new shop teacher. One that knows you can't give an Infinite Improbabilty Drive more power."

Arnie100 wrote:Taylor: "You know that plant would probably grow faster if you added more -- "
Washuu: "DON'T SAY. IT."

taalismn wrote:As the plant accelerated off the end of the desk on a flat trajectory for the concrete wall, one thought ran through its fronds-
"Oh no, not again-"

guardiandashi wrote:
taalismn wrote:Taylor: "So, you're pulling energy off a captive micro-singularity? How much? Surely you can pull MORE off-"
Washuu: "No, you can't abuse the laws of physics like that. I'm already torturing them enough with this as is-KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE MACHINE."
"Did she just say 'can't'?"
"I'm more concerned with the 'singularity'. Isn't that geek-speak for 'black hole'?"

Alecia: "Captive micro-singularities for power plants, and drive systems, are all fine and dandy" but when you really need major power the conversion reactor, the Core Tap, and the Quantum dimensional Tap (trade mark pending) are really where its at, as long as you don't mind being potentially the biggest mass murderer in the history of a universe...."

Washuu "I don't understand Alecia what's so bad about those power plants?"

Alecia "Well honestly the Conversion reactors, and Core Taps, aren't all that bad... The conversion reactor is just another application of the laws of E=Mc[sup]2[/sup] turning matter into energy, no big deal. The Core tap, taps into additional dimensions and or the underlying quantum energy levels of this universe. again not a huge deal (as long as you don't try to rewrite the quantum base code. ) Its the Quantum Dimensional tap that's the real issue, it opens a quantum rift into another universe, and bleeds off its inherent energy potential when built big enough ... you can liberate enough energy to disrupt ANY and ALL of the fundamental constants of that other universe. The power to destroy a planet, sun or even a galaxy by draining its energy potential is not impossible. And NO Washuu I am NOT going to tell you how to build one, because I KNOW you can't be trusted with the Knowledge. I am still upset with myself when I found out what it did the first time I used it"....

Actually I'm almost positive that she can already do that if not, will know how to do it VERY soon! :shock:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "So...what's for lunch?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "TURKEY."
Random MCHS Student #1: "I'm not hungry, anymore."
Random MCHS Student #2: "After seeing what you eat at your house...neither am I."
Random MCHS Student #1: "See, if I invite you over for Thanksgiving dinner!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I'm SAVED!"
Random MCHS Student #1:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 1:17 am

SRoss wrote:
guardiandashi wrote:Alecia: "Well honestly the Conversion reactors, and Core Taps, aren't all that bad... The conversion reactor is just another application of the laws of E=Mc[sup]2[/sup] turning matter into energy, no big deal. The Core tap, taps into additional dimensions and or the underlying quantum energy levels of this universe. again not a huge deal (as long as you don't try to rewrite the quantum base code. ) Its the Quantum Dimensional tap that's the real issue, it opens a quantum rift into another universe, and bleeds off its inherent energy potential when built big enough ... you can liberate enough energy to disrupt ANY and ALL of the fundamental constants of that other universe. The power to destroy a planet, sun or even a galaxy by draining its energy potential is not impossible. And NO Washu I am NOT going to tell you how to build one, because I KNOW you can't be trusted with the Knowledge. I am still upset with myself when I found out what it did the first time I used it"....

Taylor: (Grabbing a Control Knob) "You know what I say folks ... MORE POW..."

Alecia & Washu: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

#BLINK!#

<<Stand by ... Rebooting Universe in 5, 4, 3, 2,>>

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"I am a TRAINED professional!"
"Professional WHAT?"
"Shut up."

Black Widow: "Do you have any idea the tests and invasive procedures they'll put him through, looking for a tracking device that isn't there?"

Annie: "It's the simple things in life you must enjoy."

taalismn wrote:"I forget; do we put the stuffing in before or AFTER we run him through the MRI?"
"...I think you're a little confused about what it is we're doing here..."

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "I AM NOT A TURKEY!!!"

Sure you are.

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "I AM NOT A TURKEY!!!"

"Well, Thog here just happens to like deep-fried mutant slug."
"I got the oil hot and ready!"
Corg: "You humans have stooped to CANNIBALISM?!"
"No that would be assuming you're human, which you've categorically denied. And even if you did, it still wouldn't apply, since, as you are not human, neither is Thog."
"Dragon in disguise, you see. Proud to be one. Heard there was one lurking around these parts and just had to come over to see. Or was that the Blooper thread? In any event, looking's been hungry work and I really do have a hankering for some deep-fried mutant slug. So, you mind being beer-battered?"
Corg:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 9:52 pm

Random MCHS Turkey #1: **GOBBLE GOBBLE?** (Eng.: "How was Thanksgiving?")
Random MCHS Turkey #2: **GOBBLE GOBBLE.** (Eng.: "Stuffed Imitiation Human.")
Random MCHS Turkey #1 & 2: **GOBBLE GOBBLE** (Eng.: "MMMMMMMMMM")

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:37 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Turkey #1: **GOBBLE GOBBLE?** (Eng.: "How was Thanksgiving?")
Random MCHS Turkey #2: **GOBBLE GOBBLE.** (Eng.: "Stuffed Imitation Human.")
Random MCHS Turkey #1 & 2: **GOBBLE GOBBLE** (Eng.: "MMMMMMMMMM")

Charon: "Corg? Why are you covered in cranberry sauce?"

Cerberus: (Sniffing Corg) *Mmmm, Stuffed Imitation Human.*

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 7:46 pm

Corg: "THOSE...THOSE...FOUL CREATURES...!!"

Cerberus: **Gggrrowwwllllll...growwwl** (Eng.: "Mmmmmm...yummy!") (Licking Corg)
Corg: "Who just li -- " :shock:

(Finally noticing the Cerberus)
Cerberus: :twisted:

Charon:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 9:21 pm

Professor Souichi Tomoe: "Good morning class, today we'll be experimenting on Kyle."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 9:30 pm

SRoss wrote:Professor Souichi Tomoe: "Good morning class, today we'll be experimenting on Kyle."

Random MCHS Student #1: "With all due respect, sir, what is experimenting on him going to tell us that we don't already know about thresholds of pain, suffering, stupidity, irrelevancy, hypocrisy, absurdity, or the overextension of running gags?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 2:13 pm

Edwards: "HAH!!!" (Pointing at Kyle)
Kyle: "I thought you were with Ming!"
Edwards: "Christmas holiday!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 2:28 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Professor Souichi Tomoe: "Good morning class, today we'll be experimenting on Kyle."

Random MCHS Student #1: "With all due respect, sir, what is experimenting on him going to tell us that we don't already know about thresholds of pain, suffering, stupidity, irrelevancy, hypocrisy, absurdity, or the overextension of running gags?"

Tomoe: "We will see how easy it is for me to convert him into an evil superbeing with whom I'll crush the Sailor Scouts and prove why I'm number 8 on the top 10 list of Mad Scientists, and Washu is only number 10." :lol:

Washu:

"INSOLENCE!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 2:55 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "HAH!!!" (Pointing at Kyle)
Kyle: "I thought you were with Ming!"
Edwards: "Christmas holiday!"

Kyle: "Faked your own death and ran away, did you?"
Edwards: "Nothing 'fake' about my death...Those old rockets don't have inertial dampers OR seatbelts."