Robotech Crossover question

[taalismn]

"Or just hit those rods with a hammer and see what happens..."

"Eww!!! Look at the fireworks! Is it a holiday today?"
"Yes, I think it's 'Weeding Out the Idiots Wednesday'."

[SRoss]

Kyle: "What! Where am I!?!"

Martian #1: (Leering) "Mars, Needs! Women!"

Kyle: "Um, I'm not a woman."

Martian #2:

Martian #1: "What, seriously..."

[taalismn]

Martian#1: "We were kinda hoping for John Carter."
Kyle: "I know kung-fu."
Martian #2: (shoots Kyle dead)
Barsoomian/Martian #1: "You know that's a gross violation of combat etiquette that stipulates that you cannot fight a person with a weapon he doesn't have."
Martian #2: "Hey, I'm evil; we're SUPPOSED to violate the laws, amongst other things. And I don't see you rushing to fight a plantman or a White Ape hand to hand..."
Martian #1: "They're BEASTS."
Martian #2: "And he's a...well, 'beast' is too powerful a word for him, 'vermin' implies numbers, 'animal' implies a degree of energy and instinct he lacks, so what's the word I'm looking for?"
Martian #1: "Yutz?"
Martian #2: "Right. Yutz. Different laws apply. So...we're what? Yiddish Martians?"
Martian #1: "It gets around."
Martian #2: "This isn't a set-up for a Mel Brooks line, is it? 'Jews on Mars'? Really?"
Kyle: "...oh, the IRONY!"

[Arnie100]

Edwards
Kyle: "SHUT. UP. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A WOMAN!!!"
Edwards: (Rolling around the floor...)
Minmei: "Then why did I catch you rummaging through my underwear drawer?"
Edwards:
Kyle: "Uhmmmm...well..."

[taalismn]

Barsoom Universe:
Rick: "Why's everybody talking funny?"
Lisa: "We must be in the great City of Helium."

[Alpha 11]

"Or just hit those rods with a hammer and see what happens..."

"Eww!!! Look at the fireworks! Is it a holiday today?"
"Yes, I think it's 'Weeding Out the Idiots Wednesday'."

Nice one.

Kyle: "What! Where am I!?!"

Martian #1: (Leering) "Mars, Needs! Women!"

Kyle: "Um, I'm not a woman."

Martian #2:

Martian #1: "What, seriously..."

Kyle, I would start running if I were you.

[Alpha 11]

Martian#1: "We were kinda hoping for John Carter."
Kyle: "I know kung-fu."
Martian #2: (shoots Kyle dead)
Barsoomian/Martian #1: "You know that's a gross violation of combat etiquette that stipulates that you cannot fight a person with a weapon he doesn't have."
Martian #2: "Hey, I'm evil; we're SUPPOSED to violate the laws, amongst other things. And I don't see you rushing to fight a plantman or a White Ape hand to hand..."
Martian #1: "They're BEASTS."
Martian #2: "And he's a...well, 'beast' is too powerful a word for him, 'vermin' implies numbers, 'animal' implies a degree of energy and instinct he lacks, so what's the word I'm looking for?"
Martian #1: "Yutz?"
Martian #2: "Right. Yutz. Different laws apply. So...we're what? Yiddish Martians?"
Martian #1: "It gets around."
Martian #2: "This isn't a set-up for a Mel Brooks line, is it? 'Jews on Mars'? Really?"
Kyle: "...oh, the IRONY!"

Edwards
Kyle: "SHUT. UP. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A WOMAN!!!"
Edwards: (Rolling around the floor...)
Minmei: "Then why did I catch you rummaging through my underwear drawer?"
Edwards:
Kyle: "Uhmmmm...well..."

Wait long enough, and the truth will come out.

Barsoom Universe:
Rick: "Why's everybody talking funny?"
Lisa: "We must be in the great City of Helium."

[taalismn]

Edwards
Kyle: "SHUT. UP. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A WOMAN!!!"
Edwards: (Rolling around the floor...)
Minmei: "Then why did I catch you rummaging through my underwear drawer?"
Edwards:
Kyle: "Uhmmmm...well..."

Looking for her dope stash, most likely.

[Chronicler]

Edwards
Kyle: "SHUT. UP. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A WOMAN!!!"
Edwards: (Rolling around the floor...)
Minmei: "Then why did I catch you rummaging through my underwear drawer?"
Edwards:
Kyle: "Uhmmmm...well..."

Looking for her dope stash, most likely.

Minmei: *looking through drawer* "That rat b!@#."

[taalismn]

[Minmei: *looking through drawer* "That rat b!@#."

She just steals his...and booby-traps it to add injury to insult.

[SRoss]

CROSSOVERS THAT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN

"Welcome to the ROBOTECH: Musical Special! Guest staring the Sailor Starlights!!!"

Lancer: "Not even I could make THOSE outfits look good."

[taalismn]

CROSSOVERS THAT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN

"Welcome to the ROBOTECH: Musical Special! Guest staring the Sailor Starlights!!!"

Lancer: "Not even I could make THOSE outfits look good."

"Coulda been worse; coulda been David Bowie..."

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "I could do better..."
Kyle: "Nuh uh."
Minmei: "You want to wear that stuff, don't you?"
Kyle: "Nnnnnooooo...of course not!"

[taalismn]

Minmei: "I could do better..."
Kyle: "Nuh uh."
Minmei: "You want to wear that stuff, don't you?"
Kyle: "Nnnnnooooo...of course not!"

"...I really want to wear a military uniform...."
"WHAT was that, Kyle?"
"...(mummble, mumble). .."

[SRoss]

Edwards: "I think their stash was contaminated."

Khyron: "Why do you say that?"

Kyle & Minmei: "WE ARE PRETTY CURE!"

Edwards & Khyron:

[taalismn]

Edwards: "I think their stash was contaminated."

Khyron: "Why do you say that?"

Kyle & Minmei: "WE ARE PRETTY CURE!"

Edwards & Khyron:

Sammy: "Kill it with fire."

[Alpha 11]

Edwards
Kyle: "SHUT. UP. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A WOMAN!!!"
Edwards: (Rolling around the floor...)
Minmei: "Then why did I catch you rummaging through my underwear drawer?"
Edwards:
Kyle: "Uhmmmm...well..."

Looking for her dope stash, most likely.

Either way, it looks bad.

Edwards
Kyle: "SHUT. UP. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A WOMAN!!!"
Edwards: (Rolling around the floor...)
Minmei: "Then why did I catch you rummaging through my underwear drawer?"
Edwards:
Kyle: "Uhmmmm...well..."

Looking for her dope stash, most likely.

Minmei: *looking through drawer* "That rat b!@#."

[Minmei: *looking through drawer* "That rat b!@#."

She just steals his...and booby-traps it to add injury to insult.

Sounds like a circle.

[Alpha 11]

CROSSOVERS THAT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN

"Welcome to the ROBOTECH: Musical Special! Guest staring the Sailor Starlights!!!"

Lancer: "Not even I could make THOSE outfits look good."

That was a little confusing to read. So what are they then, male, female...?

CROSSOVERS THAT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN

"Welcome to the ROBOTECH: Musical Special! Guest staring the Sailor Starlights!!!"

Lancer: "Not even I could make THOSE outfits look good."

"Coulda been worse; coulda been David Bowie..."

Minmei: "I could do better..."
Kyle: "Nuh uh."
Minmei: "You want to wear that stuff, don't you?"
Kyle: "Nnnnnooooo...of course not!"

Minmei: "I could do better..."
Kyle: "Nuh uh."
Minmei: "You want to wear that stuff, don't you?"
Kyle: "Nnnnnooooo...of course not!"

"...I really want to wear a military uniform...."
"WHAT was that, Kyle?"
"...(mummble, mumble). .."

It always comes out in the end.

Edwards: "I think their stash was contaminated."

Khyron: "Why do you say that?"

Kyle & Minmei: "WE ARE PRETTY CURE!"

Edwards & Khyron:

BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Edwards: "I think their stash was contaminated."

Khyron: "Why do you say that?"

Kyle & Minmei: "WE ARE PRETTY CURE!"

Edwards & Khyron:

Sammy: "Kill it with fire."

So with you on that!

[SRoss]

CROSSOVERS THAT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN

"Welcome to the ROBOTECH: Musical Special! Guest staring the Sailor Starlights!!!"

Lancer: "Not even I could make THOSE outfits look good."

That was a little confusing to read. So what are they then, male, female...?

Yes. (Male in their secret IDs, female as Scouts)

[taalismn]

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Yes. (Male in their secret IDs, female as Scouts)

It would be rather more effective(and unsettling to the show's male audience) if in their male forms they looked more like NFL linebackers instead of bishounen late highschoolers/early collegiate...

"Hi, we're the Sailor Cavemen...."
"They couldn't say 'grunts' because the sailor equivalent is 'swabby', which doesn't sound as forceful."
"Look, they're magic girl Village People, okay?"

[Arnie100]

Lancer: "OH. MY. GOD."

[Chronicler]

Edwards: "I think their stash was contaminated."

Khyron: "Why do you say that?"

Kyle & Minmei: "WE ARE PRETTY CURE!"

Edwards & Khyron:

Chronicler: *into recorder* "Log 7, subjects have now taken new LSD formula. The GMP would be happy to hear that tests are going smoothly if it where not for the fact that the third subject had escaped."

*Screaming from a nearby cafe*

*Pulls out tranq-gun* "And the hunt begins."

[SRoss]

"Obviously not from the same team we use to contain Setsuna?"

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "Glad I'm not related to those two wackjobs and where did this dart come from?" (Just before fainting)

[Chronicler]

Edwards: "Glad I'm not related to those two wackjobs and where did this dart come from?" (Just before fainting)

Chronicler: "Dang this thing's on a hair-trigger. Glad it's not a real gun. Poor Marvin, hardly knew him."

[SRoss]

Edwards: "Glad I'm not related to those two wackjobs and where did this dart come from?" (Just before fainting)

Chronicler: "Dang this thing's on a hair-trigger. Glad it's not a real gun. Poor Marvin, hardly knew him."

Lisa: (Looking up from her sniper scope) "Who spoiled my shot?"

[SRoss]

THE ADVENTURES OF YOUNG KAS-DA AND DESDEMONA or Why the Desk Sargent no longer does foot patrol

[Arnie100]

Desk Sergeant: "How did they find that footage?!"

[taalismn]

Desk Sergeant: "How did they find that footage?!"

...Kallen Stadtfeld tucks the video camera back into her fur bikini and tries to hide, cat-like, in the shadows....

[Alpha 11]

CROSSOVERS THAT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN

"Welcome to the ROBOTECH: Musical Special! Guest staring the Sailor Starlights!!!"

Lancer: "Not even I could make THOSE outfits look good."

That was a little confusing to read. So what are they then, male, female...?

Yes. (Male in their secret IDs, female as Scouts)

Though, it seems, it depends on witch version of them you decide to go with.

[
Yes. (Male in their secret IDs, female as Scouts)

It would be rather more effective(and unsettling to the show's male audience) if in their male forms they looked more like NFL linebackers instead of bishounen late highschoolers/early collegiate...

"Hi, we're the Sailor Cavemen...."
"They couldn't say 'grunts' because the sailor equivalent is 'swabby', which doesn't sound as forceful."
"Look, they're magic girl Village People, okay?"

That..., would scare a lot of kids.

Lancer: "OH. MY. GOD."

Thought the same thing.

Edwards: "I think their stash was contaminated."

Khyron: "Why do you say that?"

Kyle & Minmei: "WE ARE PRETTY CURE!"

Edwards & Khyron:

Chronicler: *into recorder* "Log 7, subjects have now taken new LSD formula. The GMP would be happy to hear that tests are going smoothly if it where not for the fact that the third subject had escaped."

*Screaming from a nearby cafe*

*Pulls out tranq-gun* "And the hunt begins."

"Obviously not from the same team we use to contain Setsuna?"

Probably trying new stuff, then they will give it to her.

Edwards: "Glad I'm not related to those two wackjobs and where did this dart come from?" (Just before fainting)

Edwards: "Glad I'm not related to those two wackjobs and where did this dart come from?" (Just before fainting)

Chronicler: "Dang this thing's on a hair-trigger. Glad it's not a real gun. Poor Marvin, hardly knew him."

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "Glad I'm not related to those two wackjobs and where did this dart come from?" (Just before fainting)

Chronicler: "Dang this thing's on a hair-trigger. Glad it's not a real gun. Poor Marvin, hardly knew him."

Lisa: (Looking up from her sniper scope) "Who spoiled my shot?"

Run man, run!

THE ADVENTURES OF YOUNG KAS-DA AND DESDEMONA or Why the Desk Sargent no longer does foot patrol

Nice one!

Desk Sergeant: "How did they find that footage?!"

Most likely Lisa, and by accident, when she was looking for Edwards.

Desk Sergeant: "How did they find that footage?!"

...Kallen Stadtfeld tucks the video camera back into her fur bikini and tries to hide, cat-like, in the shadows....

Wonder what she is doing there? Well, other then what she was just doing.

[taalismn]

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Wonder what she is doing there? Well, other then what she was just doing.

Getting payback, perhaps for being surgically altered into a catgirl? For being chased by a dozen neko-obsessed cyborg superweapons? Hmmmm...?

[SRoss]

"You try finding constructive hobbies for all those enhanced Rei clones."

[Alpha 11]

[
Wonder what she is doing there? Well, other then what she was just doing.

Getting payback, perhaps for being surgically altered into a catgirl? For being chased by a dozen neko-obsessed cyborg superweapons? Hmmmm...?

Ya, that would make me go crazy too.

"You try finding constructive hobbies for all those enhanced Rei clones."

That might turn into a nightmer.

[SRoss]

Meanwhile on Rifts Earth, Spurgoth forces and Armoured Titans charge into a mass battle with the EShemarrians and their allies.

Alecia: "Somethings wrong, this smells like a tra..."

Suddenly the battlefield erupts as 240 buried Reflex warheads go off... At the same time, a massive lightning bolt strikes everyone...

Thor touched down surrounded by fallen foes, most of the surviving EShemarrians had been shocked into a forced reboot, it would be awhile before any of them would be getting up...

At the edge of the a dark clad maid smiled...

Corrupted DEST Agent: "Oh my Thunderer, you've done well." (She purred)

KAS-DA: "I knew we had a mole."

Corrupted DEST Agent: "You don't honestly think you can beat me?"

TA-LOS: "Together maybe."

On the battlefield, Alecia's eyes snapped open, hearing his approaching footsteps, she turned and unloaded her missiles into Thor's face, dropping him on his ass.

Alecia: "Funny, he doesn't look like Chris Hemsworth?"

In another part of the battlefield Erin staggered to her feet, the shock to her system had screwed up her heart rhythm, beside her Rei was out cold. Her thoughts were interrupted by approaching footsteps.

Lelouch: (Placing something on the ground) "Go Hypnotoad, secure Kallen and the wolfgirl."

He turned toward Erin who braced herself for a fight...

Lelouch: (Staring her in the eye) "You will serve me and destroy my enemies..."

He's suddenly slammed against a wall by a fiery fist.

Erin: "I'm part jötnar, Geass doesn't work against my kind."

Lelouch: "BUT WILL YOU BE ABLE TO FIGHT AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS WELL?"

Sarah: (Talking with her mouth full, and Hypnotoad's leg twitching between her teeth) "She'll do what now?"

Lelouch:

Kallen: "Did you know, Wolfgirls and Catgirls perceive colour and light differently from humans?"

Lelouch:

[taalismn]

"This is a very amusing Xerox printout of Mr. Lelouch."
"It's not a printout copy."
"...help me ...."

[Arnie100]

"That's SOOOOOOO disturbing!"

[taalismn]

"What if he tries his ye trick on anybody reading him?"
"Cant. We magic-markered over him like THS."
"...GAHHHH!!!.... "

[Arnie100]

"OK...I need Brain Bleach...like, a whole GALLON."
"DITTO."

[SRoss]

Lelouch: "It was such a good plan too ... Take control of a DOMEST agent, have her steal 240 Reflex Warheads, and have her seduce Thor in to fighting for me. The Spurgoth and the Titans made the perfect pawns... WHAT WENT WRONG!!!"

Spurgoth: (Pointing) "HA! HA!"

EShemarrian: (Grabbing the Spurgoth) "Look sisters! We have a tether-ball after all!"

[taalismn]

You know how goldsmiths can pound a piece of gold so thin it can blow away on a breath? So thin you can eat it?
That's basically what Thor did to Lelouch. Real hammer-meister.

[SRoss]

You know how goldsmiths can pound a piece of gold so thin it can blow away on a breath? So thin you can eat it?
That's basically what Thor did to Lelouch. Real hammer-meister.

"Good to know he's not holding it against Alecia for pulling an Arc Light mission on his face."

[Alpha 11]

Meanwhile on Rifts Earth, Spurgoth forces and Armoured Titans charge into a mass battle with the EShemarrians and their allies.

Alecia: "Somethings wrong, this smells like a tra..."

Suddenly the battlefield erupts as 240 buried Reflex warheads go off... At the same time, a massive lightning bolt strikes everyone...

Thor touched down surrounded by fallen foes, most of the surviving EShemarrians had been shocked into a forced reboot, it would be awhile before any of them would be getting up...

At the edge of the a dark clad maid smiled...

Corrupted DEST Agent: "Oh my Thunderer, you've done well." (She purred)

KAS-DA: "I knew we had a mole."

Corrupted DEST Agent: "You don't honestly think you can beat me?"

TA-LOS: "Together maybe."

On the battlefield, Alecia's eyes snapped open, hearing his approaching footsteps, she turned and unloaded her missiles into Thor's face, dropping him on his ass.

Alecia: "Funny, he doesn't look like Chris Hemsworth?"

In another part of the battlefield Erin staggered to her feet, the shock to her system had screwed up her heart rhythm, beside her Rei was out cold. Her thoughts were interrupted by approaching footsteps.

Lelouch: (Placing something on the ground) "Go Hypnotoad, secure Kallen and the wolfgirl."

He turned toward Erin who braced herself for a fight...

Lelouch: (Staring her in the eye) "You will serve me and destroy my enemies..."

He's suddenly slammed against a wall by a fiery fist.

Erin: "I'm part jötnar, Geass doesn't work against my kind."

Lelouch: "BUT WILL YOU BE ABLE TO FIGHT AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS WELL?"

Sarah: (Talking with her mouth full, and Hypnotoad's leg twitching between her teeth) "She'll do what now?"

Lelouch:

Kallen: "Did you know, Wolfgirls and Catgirls perceive colour and light differently from humans?"

Lelouch:

I still have a hard time seeing Lelouch doing this.

"This is a very amusing Xerox printout of Mr. Lelouch."
"It's not a printout copy."
"...help me ...."

"That's SOOOOOOO disturbing!"

It could be worse. And we have seen and read worse.

"What if he tries his ye trick on anybody reading him?"
"Cant. We magic-markered over him like THS."
"...GAHHHH!!!.... "

"OK...I need Brain Bleach...like, a whole GALLON."
"DITTO."

Lelouch: "It was such a good plan too ... Take control of a DOMEST agent, have her steal 240 Reflex Warheads, and have her seduce Thor in to fighting for me. The Spurgoth and the Titans made the perfect pawns... WHAT WENT WRONG!!!"

Spurgoth: (Pointing) "HA! HA!"

EShemarrian: (Grabbing the Spurgoth) "Look sisters! We have a tether-ball after all!"

Lelouch: "It was such a good plan too ... Take control of a DOMEST agent, have her steal 240 Reflex Warheads, and have her seduce Thor in to fighting for me. The Spurgoth and the Titans made the perfect pawns... WHAT WENT WRONG!!!"

Spurgoth: (Pointing) "HA! HA!"

EShemarrian: (Grabbing the Spurgoth) "Look sisters! We have a tether-ball after all!"

Know I think I'm understanding it a little.

You know how goldsmiths can pound a piece of gold so thin it can blow away on a breath? So thin you can eat it?
That's basically what Thor did to Lelouch. Real hammer-meister.

Ouch!

You know how goldsmiths can pound a piece of gold so thin it can blow away on a breath? So thin you can eat it?
That's basically what Thor did to Lelouch. Real hammer-meister.

"Good to know he's not holding it against Alecia for pulling an Arc Light mission on his face."

Wow.

[Arnie100]

"Who writes this stuff?"
"The Fourth Wall Gang: "WE do. Duuuuhhh. Admit it you enjoy our craziness."

[taalismn]

Doctor Ritsuko Akagi woke up with what felt like the mother of all hangovers...it was funny, in a perverse way, that she couldn't remember the barcrawl that led to her being hung over...only leaving her work in Terminal Dogma, going to her car, driving home, then...blank...
It seemed so unfair that she'd get the consequences without the memory of the sin to warm her.
Those thoughts were banished and her train of thought went on an entirely different track when she realized that she was
a) still in her work clothes, and
b) bound to a chair in the middle of a dark room.
This was not the normal outcome of a successful barcrawl.
"Uh-oh. Gendo isn't into these sorts of games, neither is Misato, so that means...SEELE? Yakuza? Street gang?"
"Good, you're awake."
"Ah, right on time. And now we'll get some answers."
The ominous presence stepped into the light in the middle of the circle of light centered on Ritsuko.
"Okay, so you'----REI?!"
It was indeed Rei Ayanami walking around her now, staring at her with a cold dispassionate look. But Rei didn't wear leather body suits and hip boots, did she? Never mind, just get out of here...
"Rei, let me out of these bounds and-"
"Eventually, Doctor. After we've had a little talk with you."
Talk? Talk about what? "I have no idea what-"
"About drugging our sister."
"Sister'?What the hell? "I have no idea what drugging you're talking about-"
"Increasing her dosage of emotional suppressants and disassociatives when she began behaving like a normal young girl instead of a robot."
Oh, THAT drugging. Wait...'Your SISTER?"
The shadows around her suddenly seemed to step closer and into the light.
Ritsuko gaped. Her first thought was that the Reiqurium had burst. There were several dozen Rei Ayanamis in the room, all staring at her..Then she began to register the differences between them...they were all dressed differently....One in a three piece business suit, another in a two-piece spandex midriff-baring sports outfit with foot and hand wrappings, another in stylized Roman armor, another like a French maid, another in tiger skins, yet another in military khakis, another in a heavy gold-braided outfit that looked like a generalissimo's or a doorman's, another in a shell bikini, others in various uniforms....and some had long hair, or bobbed hair, or streaked hair, and some looked slightly older, or more muscular...
The one in the sports bra and wrappings cracked her knuckles. "Yeah, our SISTER."
Oh cr@---

------
"Neat trick this time around, locking one of NERV's main offenders in a holo-theater. Neat program you put together."
"It's not a holo-theater, and It's not a program we threw together."
"It's not? Then that means..."

[SRoss]

"Good God man! Hit the record button! HIT THE RECORD BUTTON!!!"

[taalismn]

"Good God man! Hit the record button! HIT THE RECORD BUTTON!!!"

"Note to Technical Services...install wipers on the surveillance camera lenses to remove the blood..."

[Alpha 11]

"Who writes this stuff?"
"The Fourth Wall Gang: "WE do. Duuuuhhh. Admit it you enjoy our craziness."

Doctor Ritsuko Akagi woke up with what felt like the mother of all hangovers...it was funny, in a perverse way, that she couldn't remember the barcrawl that led to her being hung over...only leaving her work in Terminal Dogma, going to her car, driving home, then...blank...
It seemed so unfair that she'd get the consequences without the memory of the sin to warm her.
Those thoughts were banished and her train of thought went on an entirely different track when she realized that she was
a) still in her work clothes, and
b) bound to a chair in the middle of a dark room.
This was not the normal outcome of a successful barcrawl.
"Uh-oh. Gendo isn't into these sorts of games, neither is Misato, so that means...SEELE? Yakuza? Street gang?"
"Good, you're awake."
"Ah, right on time. And now we'll get some answers."
The ominous presence stepped into the light in the middle of the circle of light centered on Ritsuko.
"Okay, so you'----REI?!"
It was indeed Rei Ayanami walking around her now, staring at her with a cold dispassionate look. But Rei didn't wear leather body suits and hip boots, did she? Never mind, just get out of here...
"Rei, let me out of these bounds and-"
"Eventually, Doctor. After we've had a little talk with you."
Talk? Talk about what? "I have no idea what-"
"About drugging our sister."
"Sister'?What the hell? "I have no idea what drugging you're talking about-"
"Increasing her dosage of emotional suppressants and disassociatives when she began behaving like a normal young girl instead of a robot."
Oh, THAT drugging. Wait...'Your SISTER?"
The shadows around her suddenly seemed to step closer and into the light.
Ritsuko gaped. Her first thought was that the Reiqurium had burst. There were several dozen Rei Ayanamis in the room, all staring at her..Then she began to register the differences between them...they were all dressed differently....One in a three piece business suit, another in a two-piece spandex midriff-baring sports outfit with foot and hand wrappings, another in stylized Roman armor, another like a French maid, another in tiger skins, yet another in military khakis, another in a heavy gold-braided outfit that looked like a generalissimo's or a doorman's, another in a shell bikini, others in various uniforms....and some had long hair, or bobbed hair, or streaked hair, and some looked slightly older, or more muscular...
The one in the sports bra and wrappings cracked her knuckles. "Yeah, our SISTER."
Oh cr@---

------
"Neat trick this time around, locking one of NERV's main offenders in a holo-theater. Neat program you put together."
"It's not a holo-theater, and It's not a program we threw together."
"It's not? Then that means..."

Good one!

"Good God man! Hit the record button! HIT THE RECORD BUTTON!!!"

What was that guy thinking?!? Not hitting the record button from the start?

"Good God man! Hit the record button! HIT THE RECORD BUTTON!!!"

"Note to Technical Services...install wipers on the surveillance camera lenses to remove the blood..."

[taalismn]

"Damn, Akagi's flexible."
"So's pasta after you boil it hard enough and twist it far enough."

[Alpha 11]

"Damn, Akagi's flexible."
"So's pasta after you boil it hard enough and twist it far enough."