Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:31 pm

Meanwhile in the Staff Lounge.

Taalismn: "Have you noticed ever since the EShemarians opened the Rift between their world and ours, more Sailor Moon villains have been showing up in the school?"

Wiseman: "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Beryl runs into Arnie100 as she's leaving the Defense Against Dark Arts classroom.

Beryl: (With an armful of talismans and tomes.) "Umm you weren't using these, were you?"

Arnie100: :shock:

SRoss: (Banging on the Staff Washroom door) "Come on! I really gotta go!"

Pharaoh 90: "Umm, occupied."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:14 pm

Arnie100:

"Wonderful...they're running around all over the school."
SRoss: "Are you gonna stop them?"
Arnie100: "Oh; hell, no!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:42 pm

GMP Major: "We have verified reports of Negaverse creeps in Monumen City Highschool Sixty-Nine. Shall I get the Paranormal Intercept, Expunge, and Containment Echelon Squads ready to do a sweep and reap?"
Nova: "No; they're pretty well contained where they are...they just don't know it yet." :demon:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:15 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "Who ARE these guys?!"
Randkm MCHS Studdnt #2: "I dunno...but those Sailor girls are kinda cute..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 5:17 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Who ARE these guys?!"
Random MCHS Studdnt #2: "I dunno...but those Sailor girls are kinda cute..."

Later in the Infirmary.

Shou Tucker: "So how'd you get these burns?"

Random MCHS Student #2: "Weeell, lets just say the Sailor girl in red is kinda touchy." :erm:

Shou Tucker: (Grabbing his tools) "Please sit still, I'm going to have to do some sewing." :twisted:

Random MCHS Student #2: :shock:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 5:54 pm

Washuu: "Move aside, let ME handle this!"
Shou Tucker: "I was here first!"
Random MCHS Student #2: :shock:

"MUST. ESCAPE."
ED-209: <<HALT!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE A HALL PASS!!>>
Random MCHS Student #2: "DAMMIT!!"
Washuu: (Patting the ED-209 like a dog) "Good boy."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 6:45 pm

Principle: "You know, I miss the days when this school had a clearly defined mission of educating the disadvantaged, enlightening the young minds of Earth's children, and pulling up the academic standards of the sub-par, instead of being an exercise in slow-motion sadism on a grand scale..."
"What days were those? I think I was out sick on them."
Principle: "None of them...that's why I miss them..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 7:13 pm

"Whaddya think's gonna happen during Christmas?"
"I'm worried that Santa may be mistaken as an alien invader."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 7:28 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Whaddya think's gonna happen during Christmas?"
"I'm worried that Santa may be mistaken as an alien invader."

"You know how hard it is to program a radar and thermal profile for reindeer into a point defense targeting system specific enough for it to properly ID and IGNORE them? Reindeer aren't exactly known for moving at supersonic speeds several thousand feet above the ground! It's not like there's a warbook IFF electronic template we can just copy and punch in!"
"...looks like Santa's going to be hitting the silk again this year too..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 8:35 pm

"Don't worry, I've heard that since he doesn't have to stop at Charleton Heston's place, he'll have enough firepower left over to take out a Berserker."

"Christmas in the bunker?"

"Looks that way."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 8:56 pm

Santa: "Remember to pack extra flares and chaff. I want to sure to be packing countermeasure insurance when I fly over the Crimea this year."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:37 pm

"Make sure the ECM is up to spec. Double check to make sure we have enough HARMs (High-Speed Anti-Radiation Missiles) to suppress their defenses when we make our passes."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:15 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Turkey #1: **GOBBLE GOBBLE?** (Eng.: "How was Thanksgiving?")
Random MCHS Turkey #2: **GOBBLE GOBBLE.** (Eng.: "Stuffed Imitiation Human.")
Random MCHS Turkey #1 & 2: **GOBBLE GOBBLE** (Eng.: "MMMMMMMMMM")

Now that is scary to read.

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Turkey #1: **GOBBLE GOBBLE?** (Eng.: "How was Thanksgiving?")
Random MCHS Turkey #2: **GOBBLE GOBBLE.** (Eng.: "Stuffed Imitation Human.")
Random MCHS Turkey #1 & 2: **GOBBLE GOBBLE** (Eng.: "MMMMMMMMMM")

Charon: "Corg? Why are you covered in cranberry sauce?"

Cerberus: (Sniffing Corg) *Mmmm, Stuffed Imitation Human.*

Should have seen that coming.

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "THOSE...THOSE...FOUL CREATURES...!!"
Cerberus: **Gggrrowwwllllll...growwwl** (Eng.: "Mmmmmm...yummy!") (Licking Corg)
Corg: "Who just li -- " (Finally noticing the Cerberus)
Cerberus:
Charon:

SRoss wrote:Professor Souichi Tomoe: "Good morning class, today we'll be experimenting on Kyle."

Poor guy.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Professor Souichi Tomoe: "Good morning class, today we'll be experimenting on Kyle."

Random MCHS Student #1: "With all due respect, sir, what is experimenting on him going to tell us that we don't already know about thresholds of pain, suffering, stupidity, irrelevancy, hypocrisy, absurdity, or the overextension of running gags?"

Are you sure is isn't getting Edwards mix up in this?

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "HAH!!!" (Pointing at Kyle)
Kyle: "I thought you were with Ming!"
Edwards: "Christmas holiday!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:43 pm

"So how do you put a sled and reindeer into the targeting computers?"
"I don't know...if you see something unusual, just shoot it down."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 8:27 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"So how do you put a sled and reindeer into the targeting computers?"
"I don't know...if you see something unusual, just shoot it down."

...and he runs out of ammo within fifteen seconds.....
"Something Unusual' in this neighborhood? It's either NOTHING or EVERYTHING.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 5:04 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "Man, these people are quite sad...arming themselves against Santa..." :nh:

Random MCHS Student #2: "Well, if your Santa was like this."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Okay, arming yourselves against THAT...I can understand."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 6:17 pm

Baryl: "OK class, time for carols, who here knows the words to Khyron Got Run Over By A Raindeer?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:29 pm

"Okay, I got the ornaments up on the tree!"
"Ah, those are GRENADES."
"Yeah, cool, no?"
"-you hung them up by their PINS."
"Well, yeah, clever, right?"
"...pray with me the wind doesn't come up."
(wind starts ramping up)
" ...run....: "

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:29 pm

Random MCH #69 Student #1: "OK, if that's Santa, what's Krampus like?"

Cut to... Krampus' Lair

Answering Machine: "BEEEP! I'm sorry Krampus won't be able to terrorize bad children this year. He's booked solid with NRA members and Congressmen."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:38 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"So how do you put a sled and reindeer into the targeting computers?"
"I don't know...if you see something unusual, just shoot it down."

8 rain deer skins and Santa's costume nailed to the wall. :twisted:

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"So how do you put a sled and reindeer into the targeting computers?"
"I don't know...if you see something unusual, just shoot it down."

...and he runs out of ammo within fifteen seconds.....
"Something Unusual' in this neighborhood? It's either NOTHING or EVERYTHING.

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Man, these people are quite sad...arming themselves against Santa..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Well, if your Santa was like this."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Okay, I can see that."

Ya, I'd go arm myself, too.

SRoss wrote:Baryl: "OK class, time for carols, who here knows the words to Khyron Got Run Over By A Raindeer?"

I'm going to take a guess and say that he hates Christmas, now.

taalismn wrote:"Okay, I got the ornaments up on the tree!"
"Ah, those are GRENADES."
"Yeah, cool, no?"
"-you hung them up by their PINS."
"Well, yeah, clever, right?"
"...pray with me the wind doesn't come up."
(wind starts ramping up)
" ...run....: "

SRoss wrote:Random MCH #69 Student #1: "OK, if that's Santa, what's Krampus like?"

Cut to... Krampus' Lair

Answering Machine: "BEEEP! I'm sorry Krampus won't be able to terrorize bad children this year. He's booked solid with NRA members and Congressmen."

So..., anti NRA? I can see Congress and the Senate, though. Really getting tired of politics.

guardiandashi · Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:50 pm

Alpha 11 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"So how do you put a sled and reindeer into the targeting computers?"
"I don't know...if you see something unusual, just shoot it down."

8 rain deer skins and Santa's costume nailed to the wall.

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"So how do you put a sled and reindeer into the targeting computers?"
"I don't know...if you see something unusual, just shoot it down."

...and he runs out of ammo within fifteen seconds.....
"Something Unusual' in this neighborhood? It's either NOTHING or EVERYTHING.

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Man, these people are quite sad...arming themselves against Santa..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Well, if your Santa was like this."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Okay, I can see that."

Ya, I'd go arm myself, too.

SRoss wrote:Baryl: "OK class, time for carols, who here knows the words to Khyron Got Run Over By A Raindeer?"

I'm going to take a guess and say that he hates Christmas, now.

taalismn wrote:"Okay, I got the ornaments up on the tree!"
"Ah, those are GRENADES."
"Yeah, cool, no?"
"-you hung them up by their PINS."
"Well, yeah, clever, right?"
"...pray with me the wind doesn't come up."
(wind starts ramping up)
" ...run....: "

SRoss wrote:Random MCH #69 Student #1: "OK, if that's Santa, what's Krampus like?"

Cut to... Krampus' Lair

Answering Machine: "BEEEP! I'm sorry Krampus won't be able to terrorize bad children this year. He's booked solid with NRA members and Congressmen."

So..., anti NRA? I can see Congress and the Senate, though. Really getting tired of politics.

I think the implication is more that he is working with the NRA, and the congressmen to reduce or eliminate restrictions on guns.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 12:24 am

"That would imply that Krampus is inherently evil, which is not what I meant. But yeah, bringing my morality into the thread was bad form, my apologies."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:43 am

S'right...we all have our moments of frustrated rage and righteous indignation that just can't help but bleed over into some of our other activities.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 3:57 pm

"Krampus?! What the heck is that?? Some bad version of Santa?! I'm supposed to be afraid of that?!"
:shock:

"HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU."
:frazz:

"OH. CRAP."

glitterboy2098 · Sun Dec 06, 2015 3:59 pm

given that both sides of the gun debates have a lot of people acting like childish brats, Krampus may not have picked a side.. he may just be too busy dealing with the extra work..

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:27 pm

"KRAMPUS?! What kind of name IS that?! That's not even SCARY!"
:nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 5:05 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"KRAMPUS?! What kind of name IS that?! That's not even SCARY!"

"Neither is 'yogurt', until you've seen it gone bad."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 9:12 pm

Annie: "Hey Hotaru! Have you figured out what you want for Christmas?"

Hotaru: :demon:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 9:24 pm

SRoss wrote:Annie: "Hey Hotaru! Have you figured out what you want for Christmas?"

Hotaru:

Shemarian Scream Blade?

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:38 pm

Pharaoh 90: "Today class, for Christmas, we're going to learn how to stuff a rabbit." :twisted:

Usagi: :eek:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:41 pm

Minmei: "I already know how."
Pharoah 90: "You're not in the class. Besides, you're doing it wrong."
Minmei:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:42 am

guardiandashi wrote:I think the implication is more that he is working with the NRA, and the congressmen to reduce or eliminate restrictions on guns.

Well, the way it was written, I missed that.

SRoss wrote:"That would imply that Krampus is inherently evil, which is not what I meant. But yeah, bringing my morality into the thread was bad form, my apologies."

That is ok. I'll be right out and say I'm VERY pro second amendment and NRA, and I have laughed at the jocks from a guy who wasn't very pro gun and made anti gun jocks and made fun of gun (saw it on facebook). I'm not asking were you lean on the topic, but as long as you can make it funny, I should be able to laugh at it. That one just kind of went over my head and might have been written better, that is all. Keep the jokes coming!

So no hard feelings.

taalismn wrote:S'right...we all have our moments of frustrated rage and righteous indignation that just can't help but bleed over into some of our other activities.

Tis true. Now lets get back to laughing!

Arnie100 wrote:"Krampus?! What the heck is that?? Some bad version of Santa?! I'm supposed to be afraid of that?!"
"HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU."
"OH. CRAP."

glitterboy2098 wrote:given that both sides of the gun debates have a lot of people acting like childish brats, Krampus may not have picked a side.. he may just be too busy dealing with the extra work..

I'll have to agree that there can be some very childish brats in every depate. Just wish we would all think and talk more rationally and logical.

Arnie100 wrote:"KRAMPUS?! What kind of name IS that?! That's not even SCARY!"

Shouldn't have said that.

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"KRAMPUS?! What kind of name IS that?! That's not even SCARY!"

"Neither is 'yogurt', until you've seen it gone bad."

SRoss wrote:Annie: "Hey Hotaru! Have you figured out what you want for Christmas?"

Hotaru:

Should we be scared?

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:42 am

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Annie: "Hey Hotaru! Have you figured out what you want for Christmas?"

Hotaru:

Shemarian Scream Blade?

Sounds like a cool weapon.

SRoss wrote:Pharaoh 90: "Today class, for Christmas, we're going to learn how to stuff a rabbit."

Usagi:

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "I already know how."
Pharoah 90: "You're not in the class. Besides, you're doing it wrong."
Minmei:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:11 pm

"What are you doing?"
"Lining the chimney with claymores. Just in case the fat man in the red suit tries to pay a visit."
:shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 8:35 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"What are you doing?"
"Lining the chimney with claymores. Just in case the fat man in the red suit tries to pay a visit."

Leonard: (On the roof, loaded for bare.) "Curses! How'd he know my plan."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 8:56 pm

"And now some Reasons NOT to-wait...damnit!"
"What?"
"Sparks fell asleep on the job again and swapped the tapes wrong again...We're playing on the MCHS#69 channel!" :badbad:

"Again?"
"Yes, again! Where's our network coordinator, I ask you?"
"Probably drunk again, lazy sod..."
"Right!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 1:56 pm

"You DO realize this is MCHS #69, right?" :nh:

"Yeah, and?"
"Oh, boy..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:35 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"You DO realize this is MCHS #69, right?"
"Yeah, and?"
"Oh, boy..."

"You may want to check your car in the faculty parking lot. If you're lucky, it's ONLY up on concrete blocks by now..."
"HEY!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:28 am

Arnie100 wrote:"What are you doing?"
"Lining the chimney with claymores. Just in case the fat man in the red suit tries to pay a visit."

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"What are you doing?"
"Lining the chimney with claymores. Just in case the fat man in the red suit tries to pay a visit."

Leonard: (On the roof, loaded for bare.) "Curses! How'd he know my plan."

taalismn wrote:"And now some Reasons NOT to-wait...damnit!"
"What?"
"Sparks fell asleep on the job again and swapped the tapes wrong again...We're playing on the MCHS#69 channel!"
"Again?"
"Yes, again! Where's our network coordinator, I ask you?"
"Probably drunk again, lazy sod..."
"Right!"

Arnie100 wrote:"You DO realize this is MCHS #69, right?"
"Yeah, and?"
"Oh, boy..."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"You DO realize this is MCHS #69, right?"
"Yeah, and?"
"Oh, boy..."

"You may want to check your car in the faculty parking lot. If you're lucky, it's ONLY up on concrete blocks by now..."
"HEY!"

And by the end of the day, no car!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:39 am

"Mid terms are coming up....."
"That's sort of like, are you going to flip around and start decelerating or keep going forward and accelerating."
"That's 'midpoint correction', you dunce."
"Around here it's akin to stick around and make yourself comfortable or run like hell."
"Staying on campus for Christmas Break or returning home and making a break for it?"
"Yah."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:57 pm

taalismn wrote:"Mid terms are coming up....."
"That's sort of like, are you going to flip around and start decelerating or keep going forward and accelerating."
"That's 'midpoint correction', you dunce."
"Around here it's akin to stick around and make yourself comfortable or run like hell."
"Staying on campus for Christmas Break or returning home and making a break for it?"
"Yah."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 2:06 pm

"NOW what are you doing?!"
"Rigging my car."
"To EXPLODE?!"
"What? It'll definetely prevent anyone from messing with it!"
"What if you forget the password to the detonator?"
"Hadn't thought about that..." :oops:

Random MCHS Student #1: :shock:

"THOSE two are part of the staff?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I know, right?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:17 pm

At that moment, over the parking lot.

One of the Instructors arrives.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:20 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: :shock:

"DAYUM."
Random MCHS Student #2: :shock:

"I wanna be in HER class!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:52 pm

TA-LOS: "Ok class, today we're going to practice mobile warfare. Annie is your class leader."

Annie: "Roll Out!"

Corg: "Do you guys hear a rumbling? Guys? Guys?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 5:44 pm

"So...what're you betting?"
"50 on the Shermans..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 6:39 pm

"Today in Shop we'll be covering constructing improvised anti-mecha mines and parking spot denial devices..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 10:01 pm

SRoss: "How do you feel about slipping out for a round of golf?"

Over at the Monument City Links

Taalismn: "I don't think so..." :shock:

Arnie 100: "Might want to skip downtown too." :shock:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:30 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: Why are WE stuck with THIS piece of junk?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: :frazz:

"Is it even SAFE?"
Tank Instructor:

"Of COURSE, it is! Trust me!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:02 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Why are WE stuck with THIS piece of junk?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Is it even SAFE?"
Tank Instructor: "Of COURSE, it is! Trust me!"

Random MCHS Student #3: "Hey! at least you weren't assigned the Amphibious Tank!" :nh: