Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[taalismn]

My bad...

"Anyways...BOTH are tasty!"

And elf....pointy-eared long pig...yum....

[Arnie100]

I wonder if it tastes like Lechon?"

[Alpha 11]

"Friggin' reindeers! Lookit what they did to the roof! Next time they come around I'm gonna have veal for New Year's dinner!"

That reminds me of a funny thought I had a while back. We used to have a barn were I live (until it burned down), and I thought it would have been hilariously funny (and also, most likely, scar most kids who saw it for life ) to put up 8 rain deer hinds on the side of the barn, along with Santa's outfit, a slay crashed landed in the snow near by, still smoking with bullet holes in it, and a world war 2 anti aircraft gun nearby, with smoke still coming out of the barrels. Lastly there would be a sign saying, " Got him! " Ya, I'm twisted.

"Friggin' reindeers! Lookit what they did to the roof! Next time they come around I'm gonna have veal for New Year's dinner!"

Venison. Not veal.

Yep!

My bad...

"Anyways...BOTH are tasty!"

Ya, deer is very good!

My bad...

"Anyways...BOTH are tasty!"

And elf....pointy-eared long pig...yum....

I wonder if it tastes like Lechon?"

Don't you mean chicken?

[taalismn]

I wonder if it tastes like Lechon?"

Figgy pudding and cookies actually...
Though the proper traditional 'Christmas pudding' was a frightening affair; a dark, cannon-ball-shaped mass served steaming hot with an alcohol content that could, in some cases, knock even a hard-drinking Englishman of the time flat out cold.

[Arnie100]

"Hey, Lechon is WONDERFUL stuff!!"

[taalismn]

"Ah, Christmas Vacation...the time when the halls are empty and all is peaceful..."
"And we can search the lockers for explosives without interference."
"How are we coming with that, by the way?"
'"EOD team's got most of the south wing done, and only two casualties."
"Booby-trap?"
"Kodiak bear, hibernating. Wasn't happy when it woke up."

[Alpha 11]

I wonder if it tastes like Lechon?"

Figgy pudding and cookies actually...
Though the proper traditional 'Christmas pudding' was a frightening affair; a dark, cannon-ball-shaped mass served steaming hot with an alcohol content that could, in some cases, knock even a hard-drinking Englishman of the time flat out cold.

What about Russian?

"Hey, Lechon is WONDERFUL stuff!!"

"Ah, Christmas Vacation...the time when the halls are empty and all is peaceful..."
"And we can search the lockers for explosives without interference."
"How are we coming with that, by the way?"
'"EOD team's got most of the south wing done, and only two casualties."
"Booby-trap?"
"Kodiak bear, hibernating. Wasn't happy when it woke up."

[SRoss]

SRoss: (Bolting upright in bed) "CRAP! CHRISTMAS BREAK IS OVER!!!"

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "Oh, MAN...time to restock the booze locker..."

[taalismn]

Arnie100: "Oh, MAN...time to restock the booze locker..."

"And the medical cabinet."
"Drugs..."
"No drugs for you!"

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "Dammit! Guess I'll go restock the ammo bins, the fridge and the bunker."
SRoss: "The fridge?""
Arnie100: "What? You think I'm suicidal enough to eat CAFETERIA FOOD?"
SRoss: "Good point."

[SRoss]

SRoss: "I guess I better re-calibrate the weapon scanners."

Arnie100:

SRoss: "The little darlings will be eager to show off what Santa left them under the tree."

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "And make sure we have enough of our own medical supplies."
SRoss: "Why?"
taalismn: "You wanna visit Dr. Waashu?"
SRoss: "Oh, right!"

[SRoss]

SRoss: "I wonder what new challenges we can expect this year?"

Meanwhile, in Homeroom...

"Hello, my name Hiei. I will be your Student Council President."

[taalismn]

"Hello, I am Loki, and I'm heading the PTA...."

[SRoss]

"Hello, I am Loki, and I'm heading the PTA...."

Hel: "Great! Just what I need, Dad looking over my shoulder..."

[SRoss]

SRoss: "Ooo, the new students have arrived..."

Sarah: (Cracks her knuckles and bares her fangs) "Sooo, your Prince Zorzal El Caesar! I hear you like to get rough with beast women. We're going to have sooo much fun."

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "Glad I got my ammo bins resupplied...and my booze locked away."

[taalismn]

"We've been compared to a Highschool of the Dead..."
"Because our student body is essentially mindless and lifeless violent-prone mutants?"
"Well, that too. But I find it worrying, and yet oddly reassuring that our school has a binder in the main office marled 'zombie plans'."
"Provided they don't clash with the students' own plans."
Student: "...I was kinda planning on using the teachers and administrators as decoys while I raided the school motorpool..."

[SRoss]

"We've been compared to a Highschool of the Dead..."
"Because our student body is essentially mindless and lifeless violent-prone mutants?"
"Well, that too. But I find it worrying, and yet oddly reassuring that our school has a binder in the main office marled 'zombie plans'."
"Provided they don't clash with the students' own plans."
Student: "...I was kinda planning on using the teachers and administrators as decoys while I raided the school motorpool..."

"What's scarier is the zombies have a binder marked 'MCH #69 plans'."

[Arnie100]

"That's why we have flamethrowers."
"What if you burn down the school?"
"And?"

[SRoss]

SRoss: (Flipping through the binder) "Ahem, What do you get if you use a flamethrower on zombies? Answer... Chased by flaming zombies..."

[Alpha 11]

SRoss: (Bolting upright in bed) "CRAP! CHRISTMAS BREAK IS OVER!!!"

Arnie100: "Oh, MAN...time to restock the booze locker..."

Is there enough in the universe for him to drink?

Arnie100: "Oh, MAN...time to restock the booze locker..."

"And the medical cabinet."
"Drugs..."
"No drugs for you!"

Arnie100: "Dammit! Guess I'll go restock the ammo bins, the fridge and the bunker."
SRoss: "The fridge?""
Arnie100: "What? You think I'm suicidal enough to eat CAFETERIA FOOD?"
SRoss: "Good point."

I think that food is starting to think on its own.

SRoss: "I guess I better re-calibrate the weapon scanners."

Arnie100:

SRoss: "The little darlings will be eager to show off what Santa left them under the tree."

Arnie100: "And make sure we have enough of our own medical supplies."
SRoss: "Why?"
taalismn: "You wanna visit Dr. Waashu?"
SRoss: "Oh, right!"

SRoss: "I wonder what new challenges we can expect this year?"

Meanwhile, in Homeroom...

"Hello, my name Hiei. I will be your Student Council President."

This might be a problem. Though, I like these Kongo's better : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdXG_fKkJI4

[Alpha 11]

"Hello, I am Loki, and I'm heading the PTA...."

"Hello, I am Loki, and I'm heading the PTA...."

Hel: "Great! Just what I need, Dad looking over my shoulder..."

SRoss: "Ooo, the new students have arrived..."

Sarah: (Cracks her knuckles and bares her fangs) "Sooo, your Prince Zorzal El Caesar! I hear you like to get rough with beast women. We're going to have sooo much fun."

GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I think we have a new partner for Edwards and that gang.

Arnie100: "Glad I got my ammo bins resupplied...and my booze locked away."

Looks like you'll need it.

"We've been compared to a Highschool of the Dead..."
"Because our student body is essentially mindless and lifeless violent-prone mutants?"
"Well, that too. But I find it worrying, and yet oddly reassuring that our school has a binder in the main office marled 'zombie plans'."
"Provided they don't clash with the students' own plans."
Student: "...I was kinda planning on using the teachers and administrators as decoys while I raided the school motorpool..."

"We've been compared to a Highschool of the Dead..."
"Because our student body is essentially mindless and lifeless violent-prone mutants?"
"Well, that too. But I find it worrying, and yet oddly reassuring that our school has a binder in the main office marled 'zombie plans'."
"Provided they don't clash with the students' own plans."
Student: "...I was kinda planning on using the teachers and administrators as decoys while I raided the school motorpool..."

"What's scarier is the zombies have a binder marked 'MCH #69 plans'."

"That's why we have flamethrowers."
"What if you burn down the school?"
"And?"

SRoss: (Flipping through the binder) "Ahem, What do you get if you use a flamethrower on zombies? Answer... Chased by flaming zombies..."

[SRoss]

SRoss: "I wonder what new challenges we can expect this year?"

Meanwhile, in Homeroom...

"Hello, my name Hiei. I will be your Student Council President."

This might be a problem. Though, I like these Kongo's better : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdXG_fKkJI4

Yeah, but can't really see those Kongos applying for Student Council.

[SRoss]

SRoss: "Ooo, the new students have arrived..."

Sarah: (Cracks her knuckles and bares her fangs) "Sooo, your Prince Zorzal El Caesar! I hear you like to get rough with beast women. We're going to have sooo much fun."

GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I think we have a new partner for Edwards and that gang.

No competition, by comparison he makes Embryo look like the guy you want your daughter to bring home.

[Alpha 11]

SRoss: "I wonder what new challenges we can expect this year?"

Meanwhile, in Homeroom...

"Hello, my name Hiei. I will be your Student Council President."

This might be a problem. Though, I like these Kongo's better : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdXG_fKkJI4

Yeah, but can't really see those Kongos applying for Student Council.

Well, I didn't mean they should try for the Student Council, just that I liked them more.

SRoss: "Ooo, the new students have arrived..."

Sarah: (Cracks her knuckles and bares her fangs) "Sooo, your Prince Zorzal El Caesar! I hear you like to get rough with beast women. We're going to have sooo much fun."

GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I think we have a new partner for Edwards and that gang.

No competition, by comparison he makes Embryo look like the guy you want your daughter to bring home.

I don't know, IMO, I think those 2 might be neck and neck.

[Arnie100]

MCHS Random Student #1: "Well, here we go again."
MCHS Random Student #2: "Maybe we'll have a quiet year...(A mob of fangirls chase Tenchi down the hallway)...or not..."

[taalismn]

"Hello, my name is Anakin Skywalker.....and I must have done something really bad in the last Loop to have become your substitute teacher..."

[Arnie100]

"Hello, my name is Anakin Skywalker.....and I must have done something really bad in the last Loop to have become your substitute teacher..."

"THAT'S NOT TRUE!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!"

[taalismn]

"Hello, my name is Anakin Skywalker.....and I must have done something really bad in the last Loop to have become your substitute teacher..."

"THAT'S NOT TRUE!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!"

Anakin: "Thinking to be impersonating any of my kids will get your grades slashed to failing grades and your bodies abbreviated to stumps. Now, the teacher I'm filling in for was nice enough to give me the location of his alcohol stash, so I'm going to get to the task of drinking myself into a Force-blind stupor, so DON"T DISTURB ME."

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student: "But I -- GGGGGGGGKKKKKKKK (suddenly grabbing his throat)..."
Anakin: "Don't try my patience, young student!" (Pointing his open hand)
taalismn: "Enough of this, Anakin...RELEASE HIM. This bickering is pointless!"
Anakin: "As you wish..."

[taalismn]

Random MCHS Student: "But I -- GGGGGGGGKKKKKKKK (suddenly grabbing his throat)..."
Anakin: "Don't try my patience, young student!" (Pointing his open hand)
taalismn: "Enough of this, Anakin...RELEASE HIM. This bickering is pointless!"
Anakin: "As you wish..."

"Actually it does have a point; it sends a message to the other dumbasses not to harass the teachers."
Anakin: "Okay."
Student: "Wha-ACGHCKKkkk!!!"

[Alpha 11]

MCHS Random Student #1: "Well, here we go again."
MCHS Random Student #2: "Maybe we'll have a quiet year...(A mob of fangirls chase Tenchi down the hallway)...or not..."

It would be a quiet year IF that was all that happened.

"Hello, my name is Anakin Skywalker.....and I must have done something really bad in the last Loop to have become your substitute teacher..."

"Hello, my name is Anakin Skywalker.....and I must have done something really bad in the last Loop to have become your substitute teacher..."

"THAT'S NOT TRUE!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!"

"Hello, my name is Anakin Skywalker.....and I must have done something really bad in the last Loop to have become your substitute teacher..."

"THAT'S NOT TRUE!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!"

Anakin: "Thinking to be impersonating any of my kids will get your grades slashed to failing grades and your bodies abbreviated to stumps. Now, the teacher I'm filling in for was nice enough to give me the location of his alcohol stash, so I'm going to get to the task of drinking myself into a Force-blind stupor, so DON"T DISTURB ME."

Random MCHS Student: "But I -- GGGGGGGGKKKKKKKK (suddenly grabbing his throat)..."
Anakin: "Don't try my patience, young student!" (Pointing his open hand)
taalismn: "Enough of this, Anakin...RELEASE HIM. This bickering is pointless!"
Anakin: "As you wish..."

Random MCHS Student: "But I -- GGGGGGGGKKKKKKKK (suddenly grabbing his throat)..."
Anakin: "Don't try my patience, young student!" (Pointing his open hand)
taalismn: "Enough of this, Anakin...RELEASE HIM. This bickering is pointless!"
Anakin: "As you wish..."

"Actually it does have a point; it sends a message to the other dumbasses not to harass the teachers."
Anakin: "Okay."
Student: "Wha-ACGHCKKkkk!!!"

This is going to be good!

[SRoss]

All the female students are piled into one classroom.

"Greetings class, I am you teacher Shino Kuribayashi and this class is how to be a bad-ass soldier-girl 101, this is my partner, Rory Mercury. And this sorry sack is our testing dummy."

Prince Zorzal: (Bound and Gagged) "Mmmmuuufff mmmmoooouuuufff!!!"

[Arnie100]

(Down Below...)

Charon: "At least this one'll be entertaining. (Grabbing a bowl of popcorn)"

[SRoss]

Erin: "Why am I here?"

Rei: "Cause, even though you can melt a city block, you punch like Usagi."

Usagi: "Hey!!!"

Dana: "I think I'm going to like this class."

[taalismn]

Erin: "Why am I here?""

"We all, at some point in our lives, ask ourselves that question. It is the bane and the duty of a thinking person."
"I don't mean the existentialist 'why am I here?'. I mean, the 'why am I here standing next to a bunch of idiots?'"
"What idiots?"

[Arnie100]

Erin: "Why am I here?""

"We all, at some point in our lives, ask ourselves that question. It is the bane and the duty of a thinking person."
"I don't mean the existentialist 'why am I here?'. I mean, the 'why am I here standing next to a bunch of idiots?'"
"What idiots?"

Charon: "The whole lot of you are idiots!"

[taalismn]

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Charon: "The whole lot of you are idiots!"

Principal: "According to the midterm exams....what's lower on the scale than idiots?"

[SRoss]

Erin: "Why am I here?""

"We all, at some point in our lives, ask ourselves that question. It is the bane and the duty of a thinking person."
"I don't mean the existentialist 'why am I here?'. I mean, the 'why am I here standing next to a bunch of idiots?'"
"What idiots?"

Charon: "The whole lot of you are idiots!"

Charon wasn't sure what happened next, or how he ended up hanging from the school flagpole by his underwear...

Several Valkyries laughed and pointed...

Brunhilde: "You forgot the rules of anime..."

[Arnie100]

Erin: "Why am I here?""

"We all, at some point in our lives, ask ourselves that question. It is the bane and the duty of a thinking person."
"I don't mean the existentialist 'why am I here?'. I mean, the 'why am I here standing next to a bunch of idiots?'"
"What idiots?"

Charon: "The whole lot of you are idiots!"

Charon wasn't sure what happened next, or how he ended up hanging from the school flagpole by his underwear...

Several Valkyries laughed and pointed...

Brunhilde: "You forgot the rules of anime..."

Charon: "I'm a dead man...why would I need underwear?"
Brunhilde and the Valkyries:

[taalismn]

"Flagpole through the ribcage?"
"...okay, even if that doesn't hurt me, it's still undignified..."

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "OH, GOD...THE ABSOLUTE HORROR!!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I'll NEVER be able to get that out of my mind!"

[SRoss]

Random MCHS Student #1: "OH, GOD...THE ABSOLUTE HORROR!!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I'll NEVER be able to get that out of my mind!"

Principle: "RIGHT! From now on, the cafeteria will no longer post pictures of menu items..."

[taalismn]

Random MCHS Student #1: "OH, GOD...THE ABSOLUTE HORROR!!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I'll NEVER be able to get that out of my mind!"

Principle: "RIGHT! From now on, the cafeteria will no longer post pictures of menu items..."

This, in a school where the civics class shows full color photos of the result of Prince Zorzal de Ceasar 'negotiating' with the JSDF, the UEsG, Stargate SG-1, the GNE, the Shemarrians, the Splugorth, the Justice League, the Avengers, Ranma Saotome, the USMC, the UNSC.....

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "OH, GOD...THE ABSOLUTE HORROR!!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I'll NEVER be able to get that out of my mind!"

Principle: "RIGHT! From now on, the cafeteria will no longer post pictures of menu items..."

This, in a school where the civics class shows full color photos of the result of Prince Zorzal de Ceasar 'negotiating' with the JSDF, the UEsG, Stargate SG-1, the GNE, the Shemarrians, the Splugorth, the Justice League, the Avengers, Ranma Saotome, the USMC, the UNSC.....

Don't forget the X-Men, the Fantastic Four, Apocalypse, the Shi'Ar, the Kree, Doctor Doom, Magneto, the Guardians of the Galaxy, Thanos, Doctor Doom, Darkseid, Yautja, the Arachnid Empire, the Kilrathi, Xenomorphs, etc., etc., etc.

[taalismn]

"So....these are Jackson Pollock prints?"
"Blood spatter patterns, actually, on the Imperial Palace walls. Except for the last...that's a 3-d radar map of a crater in the Imperial Palace floor..."

[Arnie100]

"I thought they were for the school art gallery."
"We have an art gallery?!"
"If you can call some of those abominations art, yeah."

[taalismn]

"The snowflake?"
"Somebody called 'Ice Guard'."