Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[Alpha 11]

Command Roomba: <<Priority targets located, initiating spacial teleport!>>

In a quiet forest beneath Mount Fuji...

Edwards, Kyle & Karno: "AAAAHHHH! RUN!"

The Dead: "Yo! Charon! Pass the popcorn..."

(Down Below...)

The Dead: (Spotting Charon in his new outfit...) "Oooohhh, mmmmyyy (Takei-style)..."

(Down Below...)

The Dead: (Spotting Charon in his new outfit...) "Oooohhh, mmmmyyy (Takei-style)..."

Nova: (Chasing Charon with a chainsaw) "I WARNED YOU! STAY OUT OF MY SENSHI UNIFORM!"

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "Sssooo...are these sailor outfits only for the girls?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Hopefully."
P.A.: "Attention Students...the new dress code for the year will be Sailor Senshi! And; yes, that goes for the guys as well. Thank you and have a nice day!"
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2:

[glitterboy2098]

Male Student 3: "i'm not really comfortable with this new dress code"
Male Student 4: "you'd have hated the rejected versions more"
Male Student 5" "and you should have seen the original proposal!"

[SRoss]

SRoss: "Yeah, we did a bbbaaaaddd thing..."

Taalismn: "No argument there..."

[taalismn]

Male Student 3: "i'm not really comfortable with this new dress code"
Male Student 4: "you'd have hated the rejected versions more"
Male Student 5" "and you should have seen the original proposal!"

Excuse me while I chisel my eyes out and bathe the sockets with bleach, then attempt to destroy both my liver and brain cells with the strongest hard alcohol I can lay hands on.

[SRoss]

Male Student 3: "i'm not really comfortable with this new dress code"
Male Student 4: "you'd have hated the rejected versions more"
Male Student 5" "and you should have seen the original proposal!"

Excuse me while I chisel my eyes out and bathe the sockets with bleach, then attempt to destroy both my liver and brain cells with the strongest hard alcohol I can lay hands on.

Amen...

[SRoss]

Edwards: "ARNIE 100! I get sent away for a few weeks and do I find when I get back!?! You're misappropriating the Defence Against Dark Arts budget again!"

Edwards seizes the Doll and stomps off.

SRoss: "You'd think he'd have learned his lesson with the dybbuk box?"

Arnie 100: "Some people never learn."

[taalismn]

"On the other hand, if he comes back from THAT, and not because he reincarnated, he might actually be worth listening to for once."

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "ARNIE 100! I get sent away for a few weeks and do I find when I get back!?! You're misappropriating the Defence Against Dark Arts budget again!"

Edwards seizes the Doll and stomps off.

SRoss: "You'd think he'd have learned his lesson with the dybbuk box?"

Arnie 100: "Some people never learn."

Arnie100: "There'a reason that thing was locked up..."

(Outside Edwards' Office...a scream is heard from behind the door...)

Edwards: "AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Random MCHS Student #1: "Sssooo...are these sailor outfits only for the girls?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Hopefully."
P.A.: "Attention Students...the new dress code for the year will be Sailor Senshi! And; yes, that goes for the guys as well. Thank you and have a nice day!"
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2:

Should have keep him mouth shut.

Male Student 3: "i'm not really comfortable with this new dress code"
Male Student 4: "you'd have hated the rejected versions more"
Male Student 5" "and you should have seen the original proposal!"

Brain bleach please.

SRoss: "Yeah, we did a bbbaaaaddd thing..."

Taalismn: "No argument there..."

[Alpha 11]

Male Student 3: "i'm not really comfortable with this new dress code"
Male Student 4: "you'd have hated the rejected versions more"
Male Student 5" "and you should have seen the original proposal!"

Excuse me while I chisel my eyes out and bathe the sockets with bleach, then attempt to destroy both my liver and brain cells with the strongest hard alcohol I can lay hands on.

Male Student 3: "i'm not really comfortable with this new dress code"
Male Student 4: "you'd have hated the rejected versions more"
Male Student 5" "and you should have seen the original proposal!"

Excuse me while I chisel my eyes out and bathe the sockets with bleach, then attempt to destroy both my liver and brain cells with the strongest hard alcohol I can lay hands on.

Amen...

I'm actually tempted to join you, and I don't drink...

Edwards: "ARNIE 100! I get sent away for a few weeks and do I find when I get back!?! You're misappropriating the Defence Against Dark Arts budget again!"

Edwards seizes the Doll and stomps off.

SRoss: "You'd think he'd have learned his lesson with the dybbuk box?"

Arnie 100: "Some people never learn."

"On the other hand, if he comes back from THAT, and not because he reincarnated, he might actually be worth listening to for once."

Edwards: "ARNIE 100! I get sent away for a few weeks and do I find when I get back!?! You're misappropriating the Defence Against Dark Arts budget again!"

Edwards seizes the Doll and stomps off.

SRoss: "You'd think he'd have learned his lesson with the dybbuk box?"

Arnie 100: "Some people never learn."

Arnie100: "There'a reason that thing was locked up..."

(Outside Edwards' Office...a scream is heard from behind the door...)

Edwards: "AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "This skirt is a bit drafty."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I HATE YOU."

[taalismn]

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(Outside Edwards' Office...a scream is heard from behind the door...)

Edwards: "AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"

"Nah....he's still not worth listening to."

[Alpha 11]

Random MCHS Student #1: "This skirt is a bit drafty."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I HATE YOU."

[
(Outside Edwards' Office...a scream is heard from behind the door...)

Edwards: "AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"

"Nah....he's still not worth listening to."

[SRoss]

Random MCHS Student #1: "This skirt is a bit drafty."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I HATE YOU."

[
(Outside Edwards' Office...a scream is heard from behind the door...)

Edwards: "AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"

"Nah....he's still not worth listening to."

Yep! Not worth listening to... In fact, the Hall Monitors and Faculty are taking great pains NOT to hear the screaming and begging coming from Edwards locked (from the outside) office...

[say652]

*I have a question? Could as Gm of a game use this platform as a pass through to torture player characters? Without being banned for spamming?
Thank you*

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "This skirt is a bit drafty."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I HATE YOU."

[
(Outside Edwards' Office...a scream is heard from behind the door...)

Edwards: "AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"

"Nah....he's still not worth listening to."

Yep! Not worth listening to... In fact, the Hall Monitors and Faculty are taking great pains NOT to hear the screaming and begging coming from Edwards locked (from the outside) office...

Random MCHS Student #1: "Dude, there's a couple of ED-209s blocking the hallway to Edwards' office!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Are they there to keep anyone out or keep him in?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "I honestly don't know."
Random MCHS Stusent #2: "Best to keep away then. May end up as one of Washu's guinea pigs."
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2:

[Alpha 11]

Random MCHS Student #1: "This skirt is a bit drafty."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I HATE YOU."

[
(Outside Edwards' Office...a scream is heard from behind the door...)

Edwards: "AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"

"Nah....he's still not worth listening to."

Yep! Not worth listening to... In fact, the Hall Monitors and Faculty are taking great pains NOT to hear the screaming and begging coming from Edwards locked (from the outside) office...

I would too!

*I have a question? Could as Gm of a game use this platform as a pass through to torture player characters? Without being banned for spamming?
Thank you*

Anything goes.

Random MCHS Student #1: "This skirt is a bit drafty."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I HATE YOU."

[
(Outside Edwards' Office...a scream is heard from behind the door...)

Edwards: "AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"

"Nah....he's still not worth listening to."

Yep! Not worth listening to... In fact, the Hall Monitors and Faculty are taking great pains NOT to hear the screaming and begging coming from Edwards locked (from the outside) office...

Random MCHS Student #1: "Dude, there's a couple of ED-209s blocking the hallway to Edwards' office!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Are they there to keep anyone out or keep him in?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "I honestly don't know."
Random MCHS Stusent #2: "Best to keep away then. May end up as one of Washu's guinea pigs."
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2:

A scary thought indeed.

[taalismn]

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Random MCHS Stusent #2: "Best to keep away then. May end up as one of Washu's guinea pigs."
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2:

"Not even for a passing grade in Science?"
"I'll settle for a SURVIVING grade in Science."

[taalismn]

*I have a question? Could as Gm of a game use this platform as a pass through to torture player characters? Without being banned for spamming?
Thank you*

Yes, you may. I'd suggest using a session at MCHS#69 like you would a game of 'Paranoia'...high bodycount, instant character respawn, and ME checks every 30 minutes(and incidence of insanity breaks comparable to Call of Cthulu)

[Arnie100]

(Soon enough...)

Washu: "What do we have here?? A couple of new...patients. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2:
Washu: "Don't worry, dears...everything will be just fine!"

[SRoss]

(Soon enough...)

Washu: "What do we have here?? A couple of new...patients. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2:
Washu: "Don't worry, dears...everything will be just fine!"

Taalismn: "So why'd you hire her again?"

Arnie 100: "Me!!! I thought you hired her!?!"

They both turn to SRoss...

SRoss: "What? I heard she was good with children..."

[taalismn]

"Be glad the teacher health plan allows for off-site physicians."

[Arnie100]

"Be glad the teacher health plan allows for off-site physicians."

Random MCHS Student #1: "What about us students?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yeah! Don't we get something?"
"That's up to your parents."
Random MCHS Student #1: "We're so screwed..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Not me. My parents love me."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Then what're you doing here?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "HEEEYY!! You're here, also!"

[SRoss]

"Be glad the teacher health plan allows for off-site physicians."

List of Off-Site Physicians

As approved by the Teacher Health Plan

1. Dr. Gero.

2. Miyo Takano.

3. Rintarou Okabe.

4. Franken Stein.

5. Caesar Clown.

6. Dr. Stylish.

7. Shou Tucker.

8. Mayuri Kurotsuchi.

9. Orochimaru.

10. Tesla.

[taalismn]

"Be glad the teacher health plan allows for off-site physicians."

List of Off-Site Physicians

As approved by the Teacher Health Plan

1. Dr. Gero.

2. Miyo Takano.

3. Rintarou Okabe.

4. Franken Stein.

5. Caesar Clown.

6. Dr. Stylish.

7. Shou Tucker.

8. Mayuri Kurotsuchi.

9. Orochimaru.

10. Tesla.

...and this is why my personal first aid kit includes a staple gun, several rolls of duct tape, several tampons(for those deep wounds), a blow torch and a cyanide capsule.

[SRoss]

...and a cyanide capsule.

Did you go with the orange or the mint flavor?

[Arnie100]

...and a cyanide capsule.

Did you go with the orange or the mint flavor?

I like strawberries and creme...

[taalismn]

...and a cyanide capsule.

Did you go with the orange or the mint flavor?

Wintergreen..gives the resulting zombie fresh-not-dead breath.

[Alpha 11]

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Random MCHS Stusent #2: "Best to keep away then. May end up as one of Washu's guinea pigs."
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2:

"Not even for a passing grade in Science?"
"I'll settle for a SURVIVING grade in Science."

*I have a question? Could as Gm of a game use this platform as a pass through to torture player characters? Without being banned for spamming?
Thank you*

Yes, you may. I'd suggest using a session at MCHS#69 like you would a game of 'Paranoia'...high bodycount, instant character respawn, and ME checks every 30 minutes(and incidence of insanity breaks comparable to Call of Cthulu)

Sounds like its going to be crazy.

(Soon enough...)

Washu: "What do we have here?? A couple of new...patients. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2:
Washu: "Don't worry, dears...everything will be just fine!"

(Soon enough...)

Washu: "What do we have here?? A couple of new...patients. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2:
Washu: "Don't worry, dears...everything will be just fine!"

Taalismn: "So why'd you hire her again?"

Arnie 100: "Me!!! I thought you hired her!?!"

They both turn to SRoss...

SRoss: "What? I heard she was good with children..."

"Be glad the teacher health plan allows for off-site physicians."

"Be glad the teacher health plan allows for off-site physicians."

Random MCHS Student #1: "What about us students?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yeah! Don't we get something?"
"That's up to your parents."
Random MCHS Student #1: "We're so screwed..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Not me. My parents love me."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Then what're you doing here?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "HEEEYY!! You're here, also!"

[Alpha 11]

"Be glad the teacher health plan allows for off-site physicians."

List of Off-Site Physicians

As approved by the Teacher Health Plan

1. Dr. Gero.

2. Miyo Takano.

3. Rintarou Okabe.

4. Franken Stein.

5. Caesar Clown.

6. Dr. Stylish.

7. Shou Tucker.

8. Mayuri Kurotsuchi.

9. Orochimaru.

10. Tesla.

I think I'd take Washu over most if not all those guys.

"Be glad the teacher health plan allows for off-site physicians."

List of Off-Site Physicians

As approved by the Teacher Health Plan

1. Dr. Gero.

2. Miyo Takano.

3. Rintarou Okabe.

4. Franken Stein.

5. Caesar Clown.

6. Dr. Stylish.

7. Shou Tucker.

8. Mayuri Kurotsuchi.

9. Orochimaru.

10. Tesla.

...and this is why my personal first aid kit includes a staple gun, several rolls of duct tape, several tampons(for those deep wounds), a blow torch and a cyanide capsule.

...and a cyanide capsule.

Did you go with the orange or the mint flavor?

...and a cyanide capsule.

Did you go with the orange or the mint flavor?

I like strawberries and creme...

...and a cyanide capsule.

Did you go with the orange or the mint flavor?

Wintergreen..gives the resulting zombie fresh-not-dead breath.

[Arnie100]

P.A.: "ATTENTION STAFF AND STUDENTS! PLEASE WELCOME THE RETURN OF OUR ESTEEMED DR. WASHU!! REMEMBER, THERE'S NO INJURY THAT SHE CAN'T CAU -- ERM, HEAL! THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!"
Staff and Students
Dr. Washu: "My door's always open! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Does she ALWAYS have to do that?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "The REAL question should be: 'HOW DID WE END UP BACK HERE?!'"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, right...we're screwed!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Brilliant observation."

[taalismn]

Ah, cauterization, nature's suture.

[SRoss]

P.A.: "ATTENTION STAFF AND STUDENTS! PLEASE WELCOME THE RETURN OF OUR ESTEEMED DR. WASHU!! REMEMBER, THERE'S NO INJURY THAT SHE CAN'T CAU -- ERM, HEAL! THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!"
Staff and Students
Dr. Washu: "My door's always open! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Does she ALWAYS have to do that?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "The REAL question should be: 'HOW DID WE END UP BACK HERE?!'"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, right...we're screwed!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Brilliant observation."

SRoss: "You think that's bad? You should see the new Lunch Lady..."

Reye Coronal Firestormer: "CAKE OR DEATH!?!"

[Alpha 11]

P.A.: "ATTENTION STAFF AND STUDENTS! PLEASE WELCOME THE RETURN OF OUR ESTEEMED DR. WASHU!! REMEMBER, THERE'S NO INJURY THAT SHE CAN'T CAU -- ERM, HEAL! THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!"
Staff and Students
Dr. Washu: "My door's always open! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Does she ALWAYS have to do that?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "The REAL question should be: 'HOW DID WE END UP BACK HERE?!'"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, right...we're screwed!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Brilliant observation."

Ah, cauterization, nature's suture.

P.A.: "ATTENTION STAFF AND STUDENTS! PLEASE WELCOME THE RETURN OF OUR ESTEEMED DR. WASHU!! REMEMBER, THERE'S NO INJURY THAT SHE CAN'T CAU -- ERM, HEAL! THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!"
Staff and Students
Dr. Washu: "My door's always open! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Does she ALWAYS have to do that?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "The REAL question should be: 'HOW DID WE END UP BACK HERE?!'"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, right...we're screwed!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Brilliant observation."

SRoss: "You think that's bad? You should see the new Lunch Lady..."

Reye Coronal Firestormer: "CAKE OR DEATH!?!"

Ok, couldn't find any real info on her, other then info on her tribe. Anything real specific info about her?

[taalismn]

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Ok, couldn't find any real info on her, other then info on her tribe. Anything real specific info about her?

Sailor Moon/Shemarrian Nation crossover. You'll find her story in the Shemarrian Fan Creations thread. She's the Shemarrian dimensional 'twin' of Sailor Moons Rei Hino/Sailor Mars, only she's an eight-ft all psionically-possessed nanotech gynoid Mystic Berserker. The Blood Rider Tribe's aggressive enough, with a predilection for close combat and quests for personal glory through melee combat, so she's pretty damned gung-ho.
The running gag is that the Shemarrian 'sailor-scouts' ran into the canon Sailor Scouts and, after getting attacked by the latter, whaled on them, knocked them out, and dragged them back to their home dimension(where tine flowed somewhat faster), and as the Sailor Scouts' punishment, they got to serve as indentured bondsmen to their dimensional twins. For most of them it was an humiliating education, but once they started behaving themselves, they learned more and even got presents for good behavior and time served. Rei Hino learned a new form of magic, and acquired some new magic abilities before she was allowed to return home.
Thing is, as a Shemarrian bondsman, and under the terms of her parole, her bond-holder can call upon her for various duties, and Rei Firestorm likes to pop up to haul Rei Hino into GLORIOUS COMBAT against the forces of evil. Problem is, a sure sign Firestormer's coming to get her is Sailor Mars' transformation has been gimmicked to changer her into an ensemble that's more a SUGGESTION of clothing than actual clothing, which irks Rei Hino no end. The side-effect of this is that she goes into combat both virtually barass-nekkid and glowing like a reactor on melt-down, so she tends to firebomb the enemy quick and nasty, much to Firestormer's delight at her bondswoman's glorious rage.
The other Sailor Scouts get similar, but different, experiences for their indentureship, most of which make them out to be megaversal bu++monkeys, but keeps them showing up in cameos and fluff posts for the Shemarrian Nation(Makato spends much of her time in a stable for experimental robotic warmounts, Hotaru practices her new ninja skills breaking into military bases and government offices around Japan just for kicks, Usagi has a suit of Glitterboy armor, and Setsuna apparently spent two years getting her pleasure centers repeatedly massaged...).

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "Are..those SCREAMS coming from the infirmary?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "YUP."
Random MCHS Student #1: "What's she DOING in there?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Vaccinations."
Random MCHS Student #1:

[say652]

Stepping over the mangled ED209, Mr Snow wasn't so sure if his medical leave should have ended.

And the fact his feline heritage apparently forced the administration to force him to wear a little bell around his neck.

"I'm not using a litter box! " he screamed into the Vice Principals Office.

[SRoss]

As Mr. Snow walked away...

(From under the desk) "Kill me..."

[say652]

Suddenly a thunderous sound of breaking concrete and faculty screaming fills the School.

Giggling Minmei quietly slips the laser pointer back into her pocket.

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "Thank the Gods for armored bunkers!"

[taalismn]

Stepping over the mangled ED209, Mr Snow wasn't so sure if his medical leave should have ended.

And the fact his feline heritage apparently forced the administration to force him to wear a little bell around his neck.

"I'm not using a litter box! " he screamed into the Vice Principals Office.

"You're not allowed to use faculty as scratching posts."

[say652]

Suddenly Mr Snow starts walking in circles....

[taalismn]

Suddenly Mr Snow starts walking in circles....

"That's your own tail you're trying to sneak up on."

[say652]

Suddenly Mr Snow starts walking in circles....

"That's your own tail you're trying to sneak up on."

"I was starting to get worried, I thought someone was following me."

[SRoss]

Suddenly Mr Snow starts walking in circles....

"That's your own tail you're trying to sneak up on."

Annie: (Crouching around the corner, holding the trigger cord) "Now we see if that flower of life enhanced catnip was worth the price I paid for it."

[say652]

Rubbing his face and neck along the wall Mr Snow, peels away the concrete.
Purring softly.

Random student "it smells like cat pee over here..."

[taalismn]

Suddenly Mr Snow starts walking in circles....

"That's your own tail you're trying to sneak up on."

"I was starting to get worried, I thought someone was following me."

It was only when it was too late that Mr. Snow remembered where he'd had the high voltage taser implanted....


"Ewwww....it smells of burnt fur over here...."

[say652]

The jolt appears to have no effect or he's to nipped to notice. Now rolling in the Flower infused Catnip, Mr Snow appears docile and slightly smoking...

[Arnie100]

Annie: (Stalking Mr. Snow...) "Here kitty, kitty...come on and be Annie's new cutie..."
Mr. Snow: