Sneak further into the Park, killing every turkey I see. "Funny my Demon and Monster lore is telling me these are Raptors, my Tracking says Raptor also, But I only have a fourth grade education so I guess they are really called Turkey's..."
say652 wrote:Making sure the he has the place to himself, finally. Flying Snow begins practicing his Jump Bike tricks, using the building as his Personal Parkour Trick Riding Track.
Smiling Sebastian thinks to himself "Totally worth minimum wage."
In mid-jump Snow falls through a portal...
Washuu: "Ah, Mr. Snow! Time for your pre-employment physical. I just need to take some samples."
Random Male MCH #69 Student: "Remember the days we had the Other Lady as our nurse."
Random Female MCH #69 Student: "Yeah, I miss those days."
say652 wrote:Sneak further into the Park, killing every turkey I see. "Funny my Demon and Monster lore is telling me these are Raptors, my Tracking says Raptor also, But I only have a fourth grade education so I guess they are really called Turkey's..."
"This is why we're not allowed to use public park lands for any of our school functions. They're tired of filling in the craters and replanting the trees every week."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
say652 wrote:Sneak further into the Park, killing every turkey I see. "Funny my Demon and Monster lore is telling me these are Raptors, my Tracking says Raptor also, But I only have a fourth grade education so I guess they are really called Turkey's..."
"This is why we're not allowed to use public park lands for any of our school functions. They're tired of filling in the craters and replanting the trees every week."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Aw, man...SERIOUSLY?!" Random MCHS Student #2: "I don't know whether I should be terrified or if I should stop laughing so hard."
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Aw, man...SERIOUSLY?!" Random MCHS Student #2: "I don't know whether I should be terrified or if I should stop laughing so hard."
"Probably shouldn't tell the kids those knights were wearing MDC chain mail."
Arnie100 wrote:"Soooo...what do you think will happen during Easter?" "Attack of the Killer Rabbits."
"Egg minefields."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Over the Intercom: Greetings, Students, this is your principal. In keeping with how badly and readily the School Council and our UEG sponsors caved to the whims of the Parent-Teacher Association, the curriculum for Sex Education has been changed.
"Apparently the sulphur and saltpeter in the school diet wasn't enough...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Aw, man...SERIOUSLY?!" Random MCHS Student #2: "I don't know whether I should be terrified or if I should stop laughing so hard."
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Aw, man...SERIOUSLY?!" Random MCHS Student #2: "I don't know whether I should be terrified or if I should stop laughing so hard."
"Probably shouldn't tell the kids those knights were wearing MDC chain mail."
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Soooo...what do you think will happen during Easter?" "Attack of the Killer Rabbits."
"Egg minefields."
say652 wrote:"Perhaps a resurrection of some sort."
It still might not help at all.
wyrmraker wrote:Over the Intercom: Greetings, Students, this is your principal. In keeping with how badly and readily the School Council and our UEG sponsors caved to the whims of the Parent-Teacher Association, the curriculum for Sex Education has been changed.
Annie: (Looking at the rabbit...) "Oooohhh...what a cute wittle bunny! Mr. Bunny, I'm gonna give you all the love and hugs you deserve!" Killer Rabbit: (Starts hopping away as fast as he can go...) Random MCHS Student #1: "Now THAT'S actually funny!" Random MCHS Student #2: "I never thought I'd say this before but...Go, Annie, GO!!!!"
Arnie100 wrote:Annie: (Looking at the rabbit...) "Oooohhh...what a cute wittle bunny! Mr. Bunny, I'm gonna give you all the love and hugs you deserve!" Killer Rabbit: (Starts hopping away as fast as he can go...) Random MCHS Student #1: "Now THAT'S actually funny!" Random MCHS Student #2: "I never thought I'd say this before but...Go, Annie, GO!!!!"
Haster: (Looking back at the other occupants of Annie's toy chest) "Quick you fools, while she's distracted! RUN!!!"
Cthulhu: "DAMMIT!! There's some kind of anti-escape spell or something on the lid of the chest...also, there is something compelling me NOT TO TRY TO ESCAPE!!! What do I do?! I'm so confused!!" Hastur: "COWARD!!" Cthulhu:
Arnie100 wrote:Cthulhu: "DAMMIT!! There's some kind of anti-escape spell or something on the lid of the chest...also, there is something compelling me NOT TO TRY TO ESCAPE!!! What do I do?! I'm so confused!!" Hastur: "COWARD!!" Cthulhu:
Arnie100 wrote:Cthulhu: "DAMMIT!! There's some kind of anti-escape spell or something on the lid of the chest...also, there is something compelling me NOT TO TRY TO ESCAPE!!! What do I do?! I'm so confused!!" Hastur: "COWARD!!" Cthulhu:
Gozer: "And you call yourself a God!"
Cthulhu: "But...but...she's always treated me nicely!" Hastur: "SHE BROKE YOU!!!" Cthulhu: "What?! No, of course not!" Gozer: "Pathetic..." Darkseid: "I agree!"
(Outside of Annie's Chest...)
Random MCHS Student #1: "Lookit that rabbit, go!" Random MCHS Student #2: "Won't last...Annie's on a hovertank...wait, how did she learn how to drive a hovertank?!"
Arnie100 wrote:Cthulhu: "But...but...she's always treated me nicely!" Hastur: "SHE BROKE YOU!!!" Cthulhu: "What?! No, of course not!" Gozer: "Pathetic..." Darkseid: "I agree!"
(Outside of Annie's Chest...)
Random MCHS Student #1: "Lookit that rabbit, go!" Random MCHS Student #2: "Won't last...Annie's on a hovertank...wait, how did she learn how to drive a hovertank?!"
Dana: (Running after her) "Come back with my hovertank you little thief!!!"
"That's what you get, Dana, for leaving the top down on your Spartas."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Random MCHS Student #1: "But still...where'd she learn how to drive a hovertank?" Random MCHS Student #2: "Dayum, lookit her navigate through all those cars...oh, wait...there goes Edwards' brand-new Mercedes..."
"Since when have we paid Edwards enough that he could afford a Mercedes? And it's not as if his military pension pays that much either. And forget about life insurance..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Edwards: <I hope that the faculty and students don't find out the lead shielding around the Defense Against Dark Arts, and the Science labs are just pieces of cardboard with the words Lead Shielding written in marker...>
SRoss wrote:Edwards: <I hope that the faculty and students don't find out the lead shielding around the Defense Against Dark Arts, and the Science labs are just pieces of cardboard with the words Lead Shielding written in marker...>
Arnie100: <I hope Edwards and Kyle doesn't find out that I had the pieces of cardboard replaced with actual lead shielding and that the funds came from HIS and Kyle's paychecks...>
Just outside the no-man's-land perimeter cordoned around MCHS#69, a large parking lot/field serves as the assembly area for a gathering force of collection agencies' paramilitary debt collectors. Fact-sheets and pictures of T.R. Edwards and Lynn Kyle are passed around....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Random MCHS Student: "Mr. Edwards? There's some people here to see you!" Edwards: "What? I'm -- HOLY S**T!" Kyle: "What's the ma -- HE DID IT!!!" (Points at Edwards) Edwards: "TRAITOR!!"
Arnie100: "Oh, yeah...safety equipment's being used by another class...sorry. You'll have to make do." Edwards: "In THERE?!" Kyle: "With no safety equipment?" Edwards: "I can't believe we're in high school again!!" Kyle: "This is all YOUR fault!"
SRoss wrote:Arnie 100 and Taalismn pulled open the vault doors ... Every K2 Meter within a 100 mile radius spikes.
SRoss: "Ok, Edwards, Kyle, this is the storage for the Defense Against Dark Arts class. We want you to catalog every item in here."
Arnie 100: "Oh, while your at it, see if you can find Karno and Grel. I sent them to do this job a week ago and haven't heard from them since."
Grel: "I called in some guys calling themselves the 'Red Snakes' to do it for me...Hey, I'm a businessman now, I can't afford to take time away from my work. Besides, they seemed eager to get inside the vault. Not afraid to get their hands dirty. I almost felt sorry about telling them that it was an internship program and they weren't getting paid for their work. But hey, youthful enthusiasm and all that, ain't it wonderful?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
(Suddenly Kyle and Edwards hear a low moaning and a slow shuffling of feet as a horde of zombies move slowly towards them...) Kyle and Edwards: Zombie: "BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAIIINNNSSS..." (Suddenly stops and sniffs both Edwards and Kyle...gives them both the finger and motions the other zombies to follow him back down the corridor...) Kyle: "HHEEEYYY!!! COME BACK HERE!! I'VE GOT A BRAIN!!!" Edwards:
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"It disturbs me how easily Miss LaBelle stole that Hovertank. How'd she learn to drive one?" "This school has a very good Driver's Ed program. And we are considered , after all, a military preparatory school." "You offer courses on operating HOVERTANKS?!" "No, we offer instruction on teenage 'jacking mecha and other vehicles, an act which has a fine tradition in anime."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:"It disturbs me how easily Miss LaBelle stole that Hovertank. How'd she learn to drive one?" "This school has a very good Driver's Ed program. And we are considered , after all, a military preparatory school." "You offer courses on operating HOVERTANKS?!" "No, we offer instruction on teenage 'jacking mecha and other vehicles, an act which has a fine tradition in anime."
"Because as we all know, only EMO children can properly operate mecha."
Arnie100 wrote:"Oh...he and Kyle are right where they belong then."
"Right behind the 'mech during the backing up lesson."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:"It disturbs me how easily Miss LaBelle stole that Hovertank. How'd she learn to drive one?" "This school has a very good Driver's Ed program. And we are considered , after all, a military preparatory school." "You offer courses on operating HOVERTANKS?!" "No, we offer instruction on teenage 'jacking mecha and other vehicles, an act which has a fine tradition in anime."
"Really? And here I thought that sort of thing was taught in the Home Economics courses under 'Supply and Procurement'. Which is, indeed, a fine, long-standing military tradition."