Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[Alpha 11]

Annie: (Looking at the rabbit...) "Oooohhh...what a cute wittle bunny! Mr. Bunny, I'm gonna give you all the love and hugs you deserve!"
Killer Rabbit: (Starts hopping away as fast as he can go...)
Random MCHS Student #1: "Now THAT'S actually funny!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I never thought I'd say this before but...Go, Annie, GO!!!!"

Same here!

Annie: (Looking at the rabbit...) "Oooohhh...what a cute wittle bunny! Mr. Bunny, I'm gonna give you all the love and hugs you deserve!"
Killer Rabbit: (Starts hopping away as fast as he can go...)
Random MCHS Student #1: "Now THAT'S actually funny!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I never thought I'd say this before but...Go, Annie, GO!!!!"

Haster: (Looking back at the other occupants of Annie's toy chest) "Quick you fools, while she's distracted! RUN!!!"

Cthulhu: "DAMMIT!! There's some kind of anti-escape spell or something on the lid of the chest...also, there is something compelling me NOT TO TRY TO ESCAPE!!! What do I do?! I'm so confused!!"
Hastur: "COWARD!!"
Cthulhu:

Cthulhu: "DAMMIT!! There's some kind of anti-escape spell or something on the lid of the chest...also, there is something compelling me NOT TO TRY TO ESCAPE!!! What do I do?! I'm so confused!!"
Hastur: "COWARD!!"
Cthulhu:

Gozer: "And you call yourself a God!"

[Alpha 11]

Cthulhu: "DAMMIT!! There's some kind of anti-escape spell or something on the lid of the chest...also, there is something compelling me NOT TO TRY TO ESCAPE!!! What do I do?! I'm so confused!!"
Hastur: "COWARD!!"
Cthulhu:

Gozer: "And you call yourself a God!"

Cthulhu: "But...but...she's always treated me nicely!"
Hastur: "SHE BROKE YOU!!!"
Cthulhu: "What?! No, of course not!"
Gozer: "Pathetic..."
Darkseid: "I agree!"

(Outside of Annie's Chest...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "Lookit that rabbit, go!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Won't last...Annie's on a hovertank...wait, how did she learn how to drive a hovertank?!"

Cthulhu: "But...but...she's always treated me nicely!"
Hastur: "SHE BROKE YOU!!!"
Cthulhu: "What?! No, of course not!"
Gozer: "Pathetic..."
Darkseid: "I agree!"

(Outside of Annie's Chest...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "Lookit that rabbit, go!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Won't last...Annie's on a hovertank...wait, how did she learn how to drive a hovertank?!"

Dana: (Running after her) "Come back with my hovertank you little thief!!!"

"That's what you get, Dana, for leaving the top down on your Spartas."

Nothing is safe anymore.

"That's what you get, Dana, for leaving the top down on your Spartas."

"And leaving the keys in the ignition."

Random MCHS Student #1: "But still...where'd she learn how to drive a hovertank?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Dayum, lookit her navigate through all those cars...oh, wait...there goes Edwards' brand-new Mercedes..."

I'm surprised he gets paid enough to buy one. And reminds of when the teacher from Girls und Panzers landed.

[SRoss]

Random MCH #69 Student #1: "You know, there's a definite downside to having Edwards and Kyle as students."

Random MCH #69 Student #2: "Like what?""

Random MCH #69 Student #1: "Like some of the replacement teachers..."

Karno: (Up front at Home Room) "This is a school young lady, button up that jacket AT ONCE!"

Yang: "What did you say?"

[say652]

"Greetings and Salutations Class, I'm Mr Snow and I will be your new Hand to Hand Combat instructor."

"Now if you will please grab your ball of yarn so we can begin"

[SRoss]

"Greetings and Salutations Class, I'm Mr Snow and I will be your new Hand to Hand Combat instructor."

"Well, Mr. Snow, I'm not sure the school insurance covers having your body hair shaved off and being painted pink?"

[say652]

"I have a go fund me page."

"Ok spin the yarn, kill the yarn."

"Now everyone inside of your cardboard boxes to learn sneak attacks."

[say652]

"Greetings and Salutations Class, I'm Mr Snow and I will be your new Hand to Hand Combat instructor."

"Well, Mr. Snow, I'm not sure the school insurance covers having your body hair shaved off and being painted pink?"

*This is so me in real life. Lmfbo.

[taalismn]

"Greetings and Salutations Class, I'm Mr Snow and I will be your new Hand to Hand Combat instructor."

"Well, Mr. Snow, I'm not sure the school insurance covers having your body hair shaved off and being painted pink?"

*This is so me in real life. Lmfbo.

"So either you're currently delusional or you're Fleshy the Cat."

[say652]

"Greetings and Salutations Class, I'm Mr Snow and I will be your new Hand to Hand Combat instructor."

"Well, Mr. Snow, I'm not sure the school insurance covers having your body hair shaved off and being painted pink?"

*This is so me in real life. Lmfbo.

"So either you're currently delusional or you're Fleshy the Cat."

Normally shaved with pink hair.

[taalismn]

Still pink without the hair? Because the students don't believe in stopping halfway.

[say652]

"I have my own pitcrew."

"Why are you punching and kicking?? You are to scratch and bite."

[taalismn]

"I have my own pitcrew."

"Why are you punching and kicking?? You are to scratch and bite."

"Nah, we prefer flamethrowers and chainsaws."
"The scratching and biting is Sterling's thing....she's behind me, isn't she?"
"I do have a flamethrower...."

[say652]

"Weapons??? Why would you need a weapon to fight Mecha? ???"

[taalismn]

"Weapons??? Why would you need a weapon to fight Mecha? ???"

"...because some of us look really bad in bodybags?"
"Fool! He means you grab the mecha around the legs and use it to bludgeon other mecha!"
"Not everybody is a steroid-freak like you, Mongo."

[say652]

"Your not training hard enough!! The highest scoring eight will hunt turkeys using tooth and claw."

Mr Snow walks in front of his students.

"Now get that yarn ball high and pounce people."

[Alpha 11]

"Since when have we paid Edwards enough that he could afford a Mercedes? And it's not as if his military pension pays that much either. And forget about life insurance..."

Like I said...

Edwards: "It was a gift...from my mother! I swear on Kyle's paycheck!"
Kyle: "HEEEYYY!!"

Edwards: <I hope that the faculty and students don't find out the lead shielding around the Defense Against Dark Arts, and the Science labs are just pieces of cardboard with the words Lead Shielding written in marker...>

Edwards: <I hope that the faculty and students don't find out the lead shielding around the Defense Against Dark Arts, and the Science labs are just pieces of cardboard with the words Lead Shielding written in marker...>

Arnie100: <I hope Edwards and Kyle doesn't find out that I had the pieces of cardboard replaced with actual lead shielding and that the funds came from HIS and Kyle's paychecks...>

Just outside the no-man's-land perimeter cordoned around MCHS#69, a large parking lot/field serves as the assembly area for a gathering force of collection agencies' paramilitary debt collectors. Fact-sheets and pictures of T.R. Edwards and Lynn Kyle are passed around....

I think they are going to need a lot of backup just to survive the school.

Random MCHS Student: "Mr. Edwards? There's some people here to see you!"
Edwards: "What? I'm -- HOLY S**T!"
Kyle: "What's the ma -- HE DID IT!!!" (Points at Edwards)
Edwards: "TRAITOR!!"

"Is the bounty dead or really dead??"

"Is the bounty dead or really dead??"

The officer in charge hands out written instructions...

They are to know fear
Then they are to know pain
After that, anything goes

Lisa Hayse-Hunter &
Lynn Minmei

Bounty Hunters & Collection Agents:

[Alpha 11]

"So they need to be reenrolled in school?"

Who? Edwards and Kyle?

"So they need to be reenrolled in school?"

"That's not a bad idea..."
Edwards and Kyle:
Staff and Students:

Guess that answers that question.

Arnie 100 and Taalismn pulled open the vault doors ... Every K2 Meter within a 100 mile radius spikes.

SRoss: "Ok, Edwards, Kyle, this is the storage for the Defense Against Dark Arts class. We want you to catalog every item in here."

Arnie 100: "Oh, while your at it, see if you can find Karno and Grel. I sent them to do this job a week ago and haven't heard from them since."

Arnie100: "Oh, yeah...safety equipment's being used by another class...sorry. You'll have to make do."
Edwards: "In THERE?!"
Kyle: "With no safety equipment?"
Edwards: "I can't believe we're in high school again!!"
Kyle: "This is all YOUR fault!"

Arnie 100 and Taalismn pulled open the vault doors ... Every K2 Meter within a 100 mile radius spikes.

SRoss: "Ok, Edwards, Kyle, this is the storage for the Defense Against Dark Arts class. We want you to catalog every item in here."

Arnie 100: "Oh, while your at it, see if you can find Karno and Grel. I sent them to do this job a week ago and haven't heard from them since."

Grel: "I called in some guys calling themselves the 'Red Snakes' to do it for me...Hey, I'm a businessman now, I can't afford to take time away from my work. Besides, they seemed eager to get inside the vault. Not afraid to get their hands dirty. I almost felt sorry about telling them that it was an internship program and they weren't getting paid for their work. But hey, youthful enthusiasm and all that, ain't it wonderful?"

Did any of them survive?

Kyle: "Hey! New age metal sculptures!"

Edwards: "I think those were motorcycles."

Kyle: "Why so paranoid?"

Edwards: "You noticed the way they locked, sealed and triple warded the doors behind us?"

[taalismn]

"Your not training hard enough!! The highest scoring eight will hunt turkeys using tooth and claw."

Mr Snow walks in front of his students.

"Now get that yarn ball high and pounce people."

"Remember....in a crisis situation, your instructor may be used as a meat shield."
"Wait-what?"

[say652]

Passes out laser pistols to class.

"Today's lesson is parry energy blasts. "

After easily parrying several laser blasts with his bare hands.

"Now students, the half of the class with weapons fire at the unarmed training partners. "

[taalismn]

Passes out laser pistols to class.

"Today's lesson is parry energy blasts. "

After easily parrying several laser blasts with his bare hands.

"Now students, the half of the class with weapons fire at the unarmed training partners. "

"Let's see you parry NAPALM."

[SRoss]

Passes out laser pistols to class.

"Today's lesson is parry energy blasts. "

After easily parrying several laser blasts with his bare hands.

"Now students, the half of the class with weapons fire at the unarmed training partners. "

"Um, teacher! I think Ms Prince has an unfair advantage."

[say652]

"Diana will you please show these thin skinned knock kneed scalawags how easy this technique is."

[taalismn]

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"Um, teacher! I think Ms Prince has an unfair advantage."

"Maybe saying 'Let the Wookie Win' while looking at her was NOT a good thing."

[Alpha 11]

"Your not training hard enough!! The highest scoring eight will hunt turkeys using tooth and claw."

Mr Snow walks in front of his students.

"Now get that yarn ball high and pounce people."

"Remember....in a crisis situation, your instructor may be used as a meat shield."
"Wait-what?"

Passes out laser pistols to class.

"Today's lesson is parry energy blasts. "

After easily parrying several laser blasts with his bare hands.

"Now students, the half of the class with weapons fire at the unarmed training partners. "

I don't think they are made like him.

Passes out laser pistols to class.

"Today's lesson is parry energy blasts. "

After easily parrying several laser blasts with his bare hands.

"Now students, the half of the class with weapons fire at the unarmed training partners. "

"Let's see you parry NAPALM."

Passes out laser pistols to class.

"Today's lesson is parry energy blasts. "

After easily parrying several laser blasts with his bare hands.

"Now students, the half of the class with weapons fire at the unarmed training partners. "

"Um, teacher! I think Ms Prince has an unfair advantage."

"Diana will you please show these thin skinned knock kneed scalawags how easy this technique is."

[

"Um, teacher! I think Ms Prince has an unfair advantage."

"Maybe saying 'Let the Wookie Win' while looking at her was NOT a good thing."

No, not a good ideal.

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS #1: "Can you imagine Annie teaching a class? Something like How To Care For Magical Creatures?"
Random MCHS #2: "Who would you be worried for? The creatures or the students?"

[taalismn]

"Shall we introduce Mister Snow to Tirolian mating rituals?"

[say652]

"Shall we introduce Mister Snow to Tirolian mating rituals?"

"According to you I'm an Animal, and I'm just not ok with where this its going. What are we in Maine now!.

[taalismn]

"According to you I'm an Animal, and I'm just not ok with where this its going. What are we in Maine now!.

"Don't worry; sex has nothing to do with Tirolian mating rituals."
Karno:(walking in) "-'Tirolian mating rituals'?! ***AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!***"

[Arnie100]

"According to you I'm an Animal, and I'm just not ok with where this its going. What are we in Maine now!.

"Don't worry; sex has nothing to do with Tirolian mating rituals."
Karno:(walking in) "-'Tirolian mating rituals'?! ***AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!***"

"Certain Tirolian males have a very HIGH mortality rate."
"Meaning?"
"They die after the first mating session."

[taalismn]

[

"Certain Tirolian males have a very HIGH mortality rate."
"Meaning?"
"They die after the first mating session."

"Some of them can't get past the first date."

[Arnie100]

[

"Certain Tirolian males have a very HIGH mortality rate."
"Meaning?"
"They die after the first mating session."

"Some of them can't get past the first date."

"That's if they're lucky enough to get a first date..."

[taalismn]

[

"That's if they're lucky enough to get a first date..."

"Some of them, upon hearing that they've been considered for mating, kill themselves before the first date. The weeding starts early."

[SRoss]

[

"That's if they're lucky enough to get a first date..."

"Some of them, upon hearing that they've been considered for mating, kill themselves before the first date. The weeding starts early."

"The secret is to start with the Romantic Music."

[say652]

"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

[SRoss]

"Who's teaching SexEd?"

"Some badly dressed guy named Larry."

[guardiandashi]

"Who's teaching SexEd?"

"Some badly dressed guy named Larry."

badly dressed in his signature clothing is a "leisure suit?"

[taalismn]

"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

[say652]

"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

"I was repeatedly told Animals don't get paid. "
Stealthily sneaks into faculty lounge and poops under the table.
"Reowr"

[Arnie100]

"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

"I was repeatedly told Animals don't get paid. "
Stealthily sneaks into faculty lounge and poops under the table.
"Reowr"

"And that's one of the reasons why you don't get paid."

[SRoss]

"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

"I was repeatedly told Animals don't get paid. "
Stealthily sneaks into faculty lounge and poops under the table.
"Reowr"

"And that's one of the reasons why you don't get paid."

From Under the table...

Roomba: <<Releasing WMD.>> (Opens canister of Hyperfleas)

[taalismn]

Roomba 2: "Sealing lounge doors."
Roomba 3: "Positioning interdiction units in adjacent chambers."
Roomba 4: "Dismantling his personal transportation in the parking lot."

[say652]

Mr Snow destroys the mdc concrete wall with a punch running full speed.
"You don't mess with my bike Demon! !!!"

[Arnie100]

Mr Snow destroys the mdc concrete wall with a punch running full speed.
"You don't mess with my bike Demon! !!!"

"And even MORE reasons you don't get paid. That stuff costs MONEY."

[SRoss]

Mr Snow destroys the mdc concrete wall with a punch running full speed.
"You don't mess with my bike Demon! !!!"

"And even MORE reasons you don't get paid. That stuff costs MONEY."

" Those Hyperfleas are going to catch him long before he reaches the parking lot. You get the enhanced Proton Packs. Me and Taalismn will start mixing the Thermite paste."

[Arnie100]

Mr Snow destroys the mdc concrete wall with a punch running full speed.
"You don't mess with my bike Demon! !!!"

"And even MORE reasons you don't get paid. That stuff costs MONEY."

" Those Hyperfleas are going to catch him long before he reaches the parking lot. You get the enhanced Proton Packs. Me and Taalismn will start mixing the Thermite paste."

"Do we get to cross the streams this time? PLEASE???"

[SRoss]

Mr Snow destroys the mdc concrete wall with a punch running full speed.
"You don't mess with my bike Demon! !!!"

"And even MORE reasons you don't get paid. That stuff costs MONEY."

" Those Hyperfleas are going to catch him long before he reaches the parking lot. You get the enhanced Proton Packs. Me and Taalismn will start mixing the Thermite paste."

"Do we get to cross the streams this time? PLEASE???"

" Hell, Why not! How often do we get to use these on living beings!"

[say652]

Stomping the rabid roomba with a flying leap, Mr Snow begins weeping over the remains of his bike.
Screaming "someone call a doctor!!"

[Arnie100]

"Careful...this guy's gone mental!"
"Where do you think we're taking him? He's not safe around children..."
"Got that funny-looking white jacket ready?"

[SRoss]

As Mr Snow furiously begins scratching himself, Karno, Corg, Kyle and Edwards quickly apply the Thermite paste.

SRoss: "QUICK GUYS! CROSS THE STREAMS!!!"

Karno, Corg, Kyle, Edwards and Snow:

#THWOOMPH!!!#

[Arnie100]

"WE CROSSED THE STREAMS...OH S**T..."
"WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!"
"I don't know...we've never done this before!!"
"Crossing the streams?!"
"Using the Proton Packs!!"
Everyone:
"What could -- "
"SHUT UP!!!"