Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[say652]

Taking notes, Bad music incapacitated the enemy momentarily.

[Arnie100]

While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."

Regis: "Minmei songs also have the same effect on the foolish humans. Use their own music against them."

[say652]

"So instead off tactics and skill, you expect to defeat an enemy with cheap tricks and showmanship?"
Keegan asked. Gravy thought to himself, these fools ate surely doomed.

[Arnie100]

"So instead off tactics and skill, you expect to defeat an enemy with cheap tricks and showmanship?"
Keegan asked. Gravy thought to himself, these fools ate surely doomed.

Regis: "Why not? It worked with the Zentraedi."

[say652]

"I see."

[SRoss]

While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."

"You Monster!!!"

[Arnie100]

While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."

"You Monster!!!"

Regis: "You humans just don't appreciate good music."

[taalismn]

Sera: "Admit it, mom, you just want to prove that you still got it to be a ruthless tyrant."

[say652]

Hmmm, Gravy hacks into the audio system of the school and uploads Truffle Butter on a repeating loop.
"And now we see."

[say652]

https://youtu.be/EUS_ONfxRnQ

[taalismn]

Hmmm, Gravy hacks into the audio system of the school and uploads Truffle Butter on a repeating loop.
"And now we see."

There's the soft click of weapons safeties coming off behind him...
"Oh please, EVERYBODY hacks the school audio system at some time or other. You weren't around when somebody tried broadcasting the Suicide Sonata over the intercom. Stupid ghola clones...dumb supermen just didn't stand a chance."

[say652]

"Well then, obviously I failed my homework assignment. Exactly where did I go wrong."
Keegan looks around at the dancing students and faculty.
"This music is horrendous. .."

[SRoss]

"Hell at this school Gloomy Sunday is used as make out music."

[say652]

"Will this adversely affect my GPA??"
Keegan asks.
"I'm not above bribery, I got quite an advance from the NCAA to play at Alabama..."

[taalismn]

"Will this adversely affect my GPA??"
Keegan asks.
"I'm not above bribery, I got quite an advance from the NCAA to play at Alabama..."

"What did Alabama do that got the NCAA so ####ed off at them?"

[Alpha 11]

Taking notes, Bad music incapacitated the enemy momentarily.

While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."

Regis: "Minmei songs also have the same effect on the foolish humans. Use their own music against them."

"So instead off tactics and skill, you expect to defeat an enemy with cheap tricks and showmanship?"
Keegan asked. Gravy thought to himself, these fools ate surely doomed.

"So instead off tactics and skill, you expect to defeat an enemy with cheap tricks and showmanship?"
Keegan asked. Gravy thought to himself, these fools ate surely doomed.

Regis: "Why not? It worked with the Zentraedi."

While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."

"You Monster!!!"

[Alpha 11]

While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."

"You Monster!!!"

Regis: "You humans just don't appreciate good music."

Good...?!?

Sera: "Admit it, mom, you just want to prove that you still got it to be a ruthless tyrant."

Hmmm, Gravy hacks into the audio system of the school and uploads Truffle Butter on a repeating loop.
"And now we see."

https://youtu.be/EUS_ONfxRnQ

Not my thing.

Hmmm, Gravy hacks into the audio system of the school and uploads Truffle Butter on a repeating loop.
"And now we see."

There's the soft click of weapons safeties coming off behind him...
"Oh please, EVERYBODY hacks the school audio system at some time or other. You weren't around when somebody tried broadcasting the Suicide Sonata over the intercom. Stupid ghola clones...dumb supermen just didn't stand a chance."

"Well then, obviously I failed my homework assignment. Exactly where did I go wrong."
Keegan looks around at the dancing students and faculty.
"This music is horrendous. .."

"Hell at this school Gloomy Sunday is used as make out music."

"Will this adversely affect my GPA??"
Keegan asks.
"I'm not above bribery, I got quite an advance from the NCAA to play at Alabama..."

"Will this adversely affect my GPA??"
Keegan asks.
"I'm not above bribery, I got quite an advance from the NCAA to play at Alabama..."

"What did Alabama do that got the NCAA so ####ed off at them?"

[taalismn]

"And this is our Music Appreciation Room."
"It looks like a gas chamber with giant woofers built into it!"
"It's a Music APPRECIATION Room."
"There's even a chair with shackles and straps in the middle of it!"
"Some people can't curb their physical appreciation of music while listening."

[Arnie100]

"And this is our Music Appreciation Room."
"It looks like a gas chamber with giant woofers built into it!"
"It's a Music APPRECIATION Room."
"There's even a chair with shackles and straps in the middle of it!"
"Some people can't curb their physical appreciation of music while listening."

"Especially if its a William Shatner's Greatest Hits album!"

[say652]

Gravy realized if anything, he's learning new and effect torture techniques.

[taalismn]

In a corner of one of MCHS#69's homerooms, a figure materializes at one of the seats.
The figure of a young man blinks red eyes, shakes his white head of hair, the sardonic smile seemingly fixed on his lips when he appeared dropped off into rictus of terror, and his complexion goes acutely paler than his already near-albino paleness would deem possible.
Tabris: "Uh-oh..."

[taalismn]

Gravy realized if anything, he's learning new and effect torture techniques.

If only it wasn't from the position of the interrogatee.....

[say652]

Using his internal sound filter and rebreather lungs "Keegan" spends several hours in the gas chamber quite unaffected....

[taalismn]

Using his internal sound filter and rebreather lungs "Keegan" spends several hours in the gas chamber quite unaffected....

Unfortunately, acoustic genius, technological prodigy, (again, unfortunately) sadistic bully and future secret policeman and/or serial torturer Ernie 'The Chalkboard Scratcher' Schremereiz was fine-tuning his 'boneshaker' acoustic projection system, capable of bypassing sound filtration systems and making building girders into speakers, in the control room of the Music Appreciation Room.

Bribes, threats, job offers, and cries for mercy fall on deaf ears with Mr. Schremereiz.

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "At least nobody's discovered the music appreciation class' record collection..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Records? What're those?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Well, they were music recorded on these vinyl discs and -- never mind, you wouldn't understand. Your great-great grandparents would."

[SRoss]

Random MCH Student #3: "Wait until you meet our Music Appreciation Teacher."

[say652]

Due to the excessive mental torture Gravy starts to believe his hard light identity as his only Identity.
"I am Keegan Tatum a freshman at Monument City High #69."

He repeats this over and over.

[taalismn]

Due to the excessive mental torture Gravy starts to believe his hard light identity as his only Identity.
"I am Keegan Tatum a freshman at Monument City High #69."

He repeats this over and over.

"And this is your hall locker, in which you either live out of, cower inside, or be trapped inside in the course of the school year."

[say652]

"I'm still six foot seven ands three hundred and fifty pounds."
Keegan says laughingly.

[SRoss]

"Don't worry! The lockers were designed by a woman from the Ice Guard... They're more like individual condo complexes."

[taalismn]

"I'm still six foot seven ands three hundred and fifty pounds."
Keegan says laughingly.

"The last guy who said that was six-nine, and four hundred. Didn't really make any difference to little Mad Maggie; it just meant she had to break his arms first before stuffing him in that Pringle's can. And it's said that Annie keeps Cthulu in a matchbox."

[say652]

"I don't like it here."

[taalismn]

"I don't like it here."

"Many have said that, with more reason, and greater pathos, but their parents just keep sending them back here."
"And that's just the faculty."

[say652]

"So by mentally tormenting the students to the point of suicide, you create an effective fighting force. Well played, well played indeed."

[taalismn]

"So by mentally tormenting the students to the point of suicide, you create an effective fighting force. Well played, well played indeed."

"Not suicide...sociopathic rage, berserker composure, and pragmatic acceptance of the fact that the world is a cruel place. Just as long as none of the kids are in a position to trigger Third Impact."

[Arnie100]

"I don't like it here."

Random MCHS Student #1: "You ain't the only one."
Random MCHS Student #2: "We've been stuck here for years."

[Alpha 11]

"And this is our Music Appreciation Room."
"It looks like a gas chamber with giant woofers built into it!"
"It's a Music APPRECIATION Room."
"There's even a chair with shackles and straps in the middle of it!"
"Some people can't curb their physical appreciation of music while listening."

"And this is our Music Appreciation Room."
"It looks like a gas chamber with giant woofers built into it!"
"It's a Music APPRECIATION Room."
"There's even a chair with shackles and straps in the middle of it!"
"Some people can't curb their physical appreciation of music while listening."

"Especially if its a William Shatner's Greatest Hits album!"

Gravy realized if anything, he's learning new and effect torture techniques.

In a corner of one of MCHS#69's homerooms, a figure materializes at one of the seats.
The figure of a young man blinks red eyes, shakes his white head of hair, the sardonic smile seemingly fixed on his lips when he appeared dropped off into rictus of terror, and his complexion goes acutely paler than his already near-albino paleness would deem possible.
Tabris: "Uh-oh..."

Gravy realized if anything, he's learning new and effect torture techniques.

If only it wasn't from the position of the interrogatee.....

Using his internal sound filter and rebreather lungs "Keegan" spends several hours in the gas chamber quite unaffected....

Wow.

Using his internal sound filter and rebreather lungs "Keegan" spends several hours in the gas chamber quite unaffected....

Unfortunately, acoustic genius, technological prodigy, (again, unfortunately) sadistic bully and future secret policeman and/or serial torturer Ernie 'The Chalkboard Scratcher' Schremereiz was fine-tuning his 'boneshaker' acoustic projection system, capable of bypassing sound filtration systems and making building girders into speakers, in the control room of the Music Appreciation Room.

Bribes, threats, job offers, and cries for mercy fall on deaf ears with Mr. Schremereiz.

Random MCHS Student #1: "At least nobody's discovered the music appreciation class' record collection..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Records? What're those?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Well, they were music recorded on these vinyl discs and -- never mind, you wouldn't understand. Your great-great grandparents would."

Random MCH Student #3: "Wait until you meet our Music Appreciation Teacher."

Due to the excessive mental torture Gravy starts to believe his hard light identity as his only Identity.
"I am Keegan Tatum a freshman at Monument City High #69."

He repeats this over and over.

Due to the excessive mental torture Gravy starts to believe his hard light identity as his only Identity.
"I am Keegan Tatum a freshman at Monument City High #69."

He repeats this over and over.

"And this is your hall locker, in which you either live out of, cower inside, or be trapped inside in the course of the school year."

[Alpha 11]

"I'm still six foot seven ands three hundred and fifty pounds."
Keegan says laughingly.

"Don't worry! The lockers were designed by a woman from the Ice Guard... They're more like individual condo complexes."

... I want one then!

"I'm still six foot seven ands three hundred and fifty pounds."
Keegan says laughingly.

"The last guy who said that was six-nine, and four hundred. Didn't really make any difference to little Mad Maggie; it just meant she had to break his arms first before stuffing him in that Pringle's can. And it's said that Annie keeps Cthulu in a matchbox."

"I don't like it here."

Get in line!

"I don't like it here."

"Many have said that, with more reason, and greater pathos, but their parents just keep sending them back here."
"And that's just the faculty."

"So by mentally tormenting the students to the point of suicide, you create an effective fighting force. Well played, well played indeed."

"So by mentally tormenting the students to the point of suicide, you create an effective fighting force. Well played, well played indeed."

"Not suicide...sociopathic rage, berserker composure, and pragmatic acceptance of the fact that the world is a cruel place. Just as long as none of the kids are in a position to trigger Third Impact."

"I don't like it here."

Random MCHS Student #1: "You ain't the only one."
Random MCHS Student #2: "We've been stuck here for years."

[taalismn]

"Funny, the new guy is. Taking notes as if he's ever going to apply them to the outside world."
"Definitely a lifer..."

[say652]

Actually I believe the knowledge I have gained here will definitely help make me a better tyrant later inn life.

[taalismn]

Actually I believe the knowledge I have gained here will definitely help make me a better tyrant later inn life.

Hah! Little good it will do you! The cooks in the cafeteria are the only ones who know the secret booster antidote to the persistent poison they serve at the beginning of the school year.

[SRoss]

Hild: "Attention students! We will now have a music appreciation test. We have taken songs and Robsized their lyrics. Every time you guess the original song."

Hansel & Grettel: "We get to play with Edwards."

Edwards: "Wait! What!?!"

Hild: "Aren't they precious! They're like the children I never had."

Urd: "Um, mom. I am right here."

Hild: "Anyway, on to the first song!"

Zentraedi soldier up from Santa del Mingo,
UEEF Marine down from his home on Tirol,
Invid machine out there patrolling the jungle,
All of them baking under tropical rain...

Hild: "Any guesses?"

[say652]

"Rocket Queen? "

[SRoss]

"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

[SRoss]

I added a line to make it easier.

[Arnie100]

"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

Random MCHS Student #1: "We REALLY need to transfer out of here."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Hogwarts. Hogwarts sound so much safer."

[say652]

"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

"No more guesses, No more guesses."

[Alpha 11]

"Funny, the new guy is. Taking notes as if he's ever going to apply them to the outside world."
"Definitely a lifer..."

Actually I believe the knowledge I have gained here will definitely help make me a better tyrant later inn life.

Actually I believe the knowledge I have gained here will definitely help make me a better tyrant later inn life.

Hah! Little good it will do you! The cooks in the cafeteria are the only ones who know the secret booster antidote to the persistent poison they serve at the beginning of the school year.

Hild: "Attention students! We will now have a music appreciation test. We have taken songs and Robsized their lyrics. Every time you guess the original song."

Hansel & Grettel: "We get to play with Edwards."

Edwards: "Wait! What!?!"

Hild: "Aren't they precious! They're like the children I never had."

Urd: "Um, mom. I am right here."

Hild: "Anyway, on to the first song!"

Zentraedi soldier up from Santa del Mingo,
UEEF Marine down from his home on Tirol,
Invid machine out there patrolling the jungle,
All of them baking under tropical rain...

Hild: "Any guesses?"

[Alpha 11]

"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

Random MCHS Student #1: "We REALLY need to transfer out of here."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Hogwarts. Hogwarts sound so much safer."

The front lines in the Beta invasion sounds safer.

"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

"No more guesses, No more guesses."

[SRoss]

"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

"No more guesses, No more guesses."

Hild: "A hint, the guy who sang the original song is now the lead singer for Styx."